The Wild, Wild World Of Facebook Marketplace Vol. 3 Featuring Junkyard Digs

Foreign good morning, good evening, wherever you may be Across the Nation around the world, welcome to pull my garage on the hunt for crackheads. I'M your host crackhead Hunter anyway, we're waiting for Kevin. We need Kevin to show up he's on his way. I promise, as you can see, we've got a hillable light up all ready to go already. There is literal poop on the first page. Can you ask for more than that? I don't think so. I have to send Kevin a link un momento. How is everybody tonight where y'all coming from foreign we've got a Virginia in here, trying to get Kevin the link Michigan Indiana Pacific Northwest Illinois? Oh, my goodness, look at all these people, but anyway, if you guys aren't familiar with what we're about to do today, it is uh well we're on the hunt for the worst of the worst. The best of the best at uh, depending on your outlook, is the glass half full. Is it half empty? Who knows? But what we're on the lookout for here is crackheads and, as we all know, there is a lot of crackheads on Facebook Marketplace. In fact, it's almost a breeding ground actually uh, you know so that's where we're headed and let's see here. Yes, so basically the idea is, I bring up the old Facebook here right. I think this one's better. There we go anyway. I bring up good old Facebook here and we scroll around on here. We look at things like this giant pile of poop right here. You know. Look at that. Isn'T that amazing somebody I mean cow pie is for sale. Where else do you find that at hey? Thanks Sean anyway, oh look, it's all. Has it begun if it isn't drunk yard digs Pinto sir wait has it? Has it begun yet Nate? I will stop prepared what that doesn't what that's a level. I know I'm still if you can't tell guys I'm very sick and that's why I'm doing this and I'm not out in the shop like I'll, take that as a yes, the stream has begun. Oh okay, yes, I have to adjust the duct tape. Can you hear me Dom yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me, okay, yeah. I can hear you unfortunate. I have to adjust the duct tape a little bit. Hmm yeah. Do it loosen it this way, I don't know how to set up a. I taped. My phone to the ceiling, so oh yeah, how's that working for you well, I could get it to stop flipping around it'd, be pretty okay. Honestly, maybe I need a second piece to really hold her in place. Can you tell how prepared I was for this relax? So we're live right now, right, yeah, yeah, we're live YouTube, it's cool! It'S not! You know embarrassing or anything. It'S all good! Welcome to my basement very nice. It'S the nicest part of the house. Arguably this one room that has 1980s uh wood grain. Instead of you know 1880s, indeed, it's not as good as the floral print in the living room, but you know okay, if I get this right now, can you see what I see? Yes, you can. Do you see this literal? Oh no, hang on! That'S it. Can you tell it I'm a professional YouTubers right streaming extraordinaire? This is red green 2023 episodes right here. That'S what's actually happening. Okay, look at that! I set up a thing. No, this took me four minutes. It'S all duct taped to the wall, all of it they're already straight. Oh speaking, of hmm, my phone's not dead to the ceiling too. So sorry basements, the lighting's been better, but I didn't wear a hat. My hair is a mess. What'S new right, not much! I'M awesome, oh, the duct tape fell off son of a. I need more duct tape. I'M sorry this! I'M just let's get the let's get the big YouTuber guy in here. I'M sure he'll be set up and just do rails episode no kidding shameful. Here I am trying to put on a professional and production. I know I know I'm awful. I figured you would have picked up on that one now. Well, I did but a little more ceiling, duct tape. How much have you drank today like one? It'S not the drinking is the problem, it's the duct tape. Why didn't? I call my channel duct tape garage, you know I think that's taken. Is it yeah, I think so? Yeah definitely dragged, but they probably you get a copy of honorary yeah, probably red green himself. Steve Smith, coming after me, okay, everyone's, probably motion sick, watching my bubble now they've all puked, but it's always a nice one of us. Okay. So basically I've got my Marketplace pulled up here right and unfortunately, it's like this big on my phone. So this is what everyone's gon na see - oh yeah um. Maybe I can well. I made it worse. I'M trying to hide the chat thing on the side, Jesus God Dess. I made it full screen, but it ain't. So, okay, I can square we're good, get your readers out. Look at that, but there's a that's a swap right! There, 7100 dude, that's a bargain! What yeah? Oh, I don't know if it is or not, but I look at this home sweet home. I mean I wasn't expecting to actually fight. This is more meth head than crackhead. Actually, it doesn't technically fit the parameters. Yeah we're. We are going full Missouri here. Aren'T we no? This is South Carolina. Actually it's so that I'm looking in at uh, you know South and South well, yeah yeah! It made it make sense, but home base here is Atlanta Georgia. Why? Because Power Tour starts at Atlanta this year and why because? Well, maybe I could stumble upon something I could just like fly in and drive for power to her. You know just in case, but I got it. I got a Concord, that's really good. At buying the week like the day before and doing the whole tour. Can you put it in Atlanta and then I'll go do that I could have left it in Atlanta. I didn't know you at the time, or else I would have yeah car is too good for that anyway, it wouldn't be there by the time we got back. Probably not yeah look at that look at the hardwood floors of that. Oh, my good! That'S where the lab was right there anyway, that's not exactly what we're here to look for. You know I'm not looking for vacation properties of South Carolina. I would like to find a a short bed. F-100. Let'S look for F100. What is the search term to find just a bunch of stuff besides setting the year prior to 85 and the transmission of manual dude or just a year, I just typed in one keyword and then sift through all the garbage, but look at this you could own. Oh, they won how much for that. Oh 900, bucks. Okay, I thought that was a 4500 one. I was like good four speed. Hey is that a short bed? It'S a bump, sign yeah. It really only needs a cab or a roof even being down there. That'S uh, 390 or 360. yeah. I think that's an Fe yeah. It is no, it should be it's supposed to be an FD. I can't it's like this big for me. Well, I don't know how to get rid of the year in the show thing. On the side, I don't either I've never done it. For my phone, oh no, I probably should have taped my laptop to the roof. Wait a minute yeah. You definitely should have said that that thing is crushed. I had the chat pulled up. Where'D it go well. Never mind, I guess I'll, just look over here at my phone: oh hey chip! Thanks thanks for the five bucks there I'll use that, for you know a pack of smokes or I don't know, can you bike rack with that? I don't think so. Paying Kevin's duct tape bill for this episode. Yeah no kidding, there's a Dodge popped up in the f-100s, this guy yeah. No, I I'm doing this backwards, I'm looking at good stuff. No, it's 1200 bucks, though so I mean it fits was that blue or redness there that would have been interesting as a blue. It is blue, it is blue and red that would have been a pretty good looking truck yeah, baby, blue and uh medium blue two-tone. Would be good, blue interior and there it is there's the lack of an interior it blew up. That'S for sure, uh motor is locked up truck is in very good condition, and there it is for 1200 bucks. It said really good shape, yeah, it's not for for us. For me, for me, Northern are looking at it yeah. No, that's what we're talking about Metal, oh for sure, you're, not you're like what 30 miles north of these people. So there's this! You know these guys. Personally way down there yeah way down there in Missouri, oh yeah, yeah, they're, practically my neighbors. You know that one in Acworth, Georgia, yeah, that's Carl. Everyone knows Carl yeah. Yeah he's got all kinds of stuff: oh dude, here's a Bronco, that's an easy Builder! Oh, anyone need any parts, that's a thumbnail right there, that's what that is for sure. Those are the ones where you're like. I have no reason or desire to own this car, but that's a thumbtail and it'll give you so I guess we're buying a Bronco this week and then you're going to take one of his other ones here and make a Bronco there. You go yeah Jesus, oh wow! You want to go to Georgia. Oh this is in Cookeville. Tennessee is where this is where, by the end of this video we're going to have weekend plans, I can tell oh no I'm gon na get over this cold. Dude. 500. Bucks bite the dog to pick you up come north, it's cold up here, no, the high of 26 tomorrow yeah, it's supposed to be like 30 here tomorrow. I guess we got a cold front and then it's supposed to be 50 for the foreseeable future. Look at the Rockers in that thing: Jesus those are better than my good trucks up here, 500 bucks and he says it's a parts truck what look at that seat. Oh that's a seat cover, but damn yeah and they don't even know what they have down there. No, they don't they really clueless to the good stuff they have a too good. Oh, I thought it was staggered. Uh gauges, but they're, just a drastic angle. Birmingham Alabama, oh dude, look at that picture now hang on now. This is a good indicator of possible crackhead, but the price is gone. It feels shaky to hold still for a photo. The the truck is not running or crank and there's this phone right here. So, let's get off of there. Okay side note something that drives me crazy and I'm sure it bothers. You too, I hope, turning over cranking and running the oh, like the there there's, that might not even be the right words my brain's not working right now, but I think starting and cranking people like confuse those two all the time and they get it wrong. They'Re like yeah, but it it starts, but it won't run turd's over but won't crank yeah. That'S that's what it is. Yes, I'm like. Okay, hang on cranking, you can do without spark plugs starting running popping off and firing, or an engine turning fuel into different molecular structures, as it begins to actually fire off and run right cranking. Turning over all that is that you know, learn the difference before you. Email me, I don't know what I'm supposed to say here, this thing's cool as [ __ ] uh 59. I am not a 364 guy, oh, you are yeah you're old, so yeah I'm like 97.. So I remember those cars right after I got home from the Korean War. Actually I thought it was the Civil. No, you know it might have been my dementia sets in sometimes do you remember what my house was like when they built it Dalton? I stayed there. Abraham Lincoln, actually yeah back in 65., 1865. right yeah, I don't know where's Ike. Of course I wish I would have caught this on camera, but for anyone watching which I can't see any of the metrics I've been doing watching. So I assume there's one or two people here we were staying at the angus's cabin for the snowmobile video rest in peace, that aspiration of that video doing good and all weekend, I'm making fun of Dalton who's three years older than me, maybe yeah, but he is Huge into the 70s and 80s much more than I am and seems like a 36 year old man, all the ingredients are there besides the physical age, so I'm making fun of Dalton and every time he just hands it off the ike who's actually. 46.. I Ike from cars and cameras John and Ike John's our age IX 46., even though, if you'd never guess it because he's out there doing all the dumb [ __ ], we are but we're standing in the front yard one day watching this beautiful picturesque scene of All the the snow about the grass, the snow, falling off the trees and this beautiful Northern scene and we're like wow it's just it's a magnificent moment and Dalton I'll, never forget this Dalton turns the Ike and goes I closed it like when they got trees. We'Re like What, because yeah it wasn't like when they invented treats. I was like man, I remember when they got trees in North Carolina man yeah, he remembers. Oh, it was so good, we'll get out here. Ranchero! Oh Grand Prix, yeah yeah. So this is a Crandall Georgia. Has a 400 hips been setting? I have a new gas tank fuel pump, high performance, cam lifters timing chain and gears gasket set all one sentence: actually, there's no period, so it's just glad. He included the high performance timing chain. That'S 10 horsepower. Oh man, the double roller I mean less friction right, so yeah yeah it came Factory on a small block, Ford yeah, you know, I'd buy that people think those are ugly cars. I think I'm people, I guess oh, come on. That'S the lap of luxury right there, man, you, you me Dylan and Brian McTaggart love the ugly cars, but I think I'm the one that loves the least ugliest of the ugly cars. Like damn seats, you guys go like. I don't want people to look at me without gagging. I want women to run away from my car. I want to be repulsive as I travel down the road that interior though that interior was a selling point, is that a 16 000 is that an S3? But a Le Mans uh, this guy yeah. So that's a that's a 73 Colonnade body style, a body there would that be the same as a Laguna S3 uh same as a Malibu Chevelle that you're 73 to what 77 all pretty much the same car. Your brother told me you like that you, like the Laguna, that's the reason. Oh yeah, I do there's a guy in my town. That has one actually it's a big block car. It'S super cool, I'd love to have it there's one sitting in a barn up here. That'S in perfect condition that I've been told to go make a video about that. I haven't got to there's actually three cars on the property. What you doing this weekend! Oh I I got ta. I got ta get caught up on stuff here. No, I yeah! I can't blame you hit me up next weekend, that's the weekend after that I would definitely love to go together. I don't know if I actually want one. I just think it's that I don't think it's for sale, so that works. It'S that color and it's next to a really nice New Yorker, With The Lean fire system and the one other car in that shed. I can't remember, and then in the opposing shed is a sweet Dakota Early Dakota four wheel drive the black with white and the roll bar in the back and like like Marty, McFly era, Dakota yeah yeah, and he also has a Road Runner. That'S like fully restored and another one, but that's a different story, but yes, S3 in uh up here someday, I kind of have like a thing for like Oddball rare cars. Kind of you know like the eagle, the SX4 and yeah. I I have a penchant for that. Like I everything I own is like some sort of weird car. You know nothing's just normal other than like that yeah I have a couple, but everything has a little twist to even the Torito. I mean you know, that's it's a grand. You know Gran Torino, Sport, yeah, but mooc says I collect uglies collect specifically around the time of buying Eagles, so you just collect uglies. I don't think they're that ugly, I think they're, probably one of the they're up there. As one of the better looking AMC's, they know Gremlin X but or a javelin of it as far as the 80s go, I don't know, I think they look just fine they. So here this screams, Joe Dirt. I mean yeah, look at that, my God. Okay, that makes more sense. 5800 no motor, see, I think, that's crazy. Those are getting expensive. I know I know. Oh, it's got one of those in this shed up here. I don't know if I can work on that. One though I don't, I don't want to it's all you Dylan yeah there you go, that's a Dylan job yeah. The thing is, I'm glad they jammed the doors on the paint jobs that rattle can job. Oh yeah. Well, it's two-tone. It'S black door panels, black outside door, panel 10, inches right there. It would have carried all the way through so that carpet of that car is absolutely from Walmart. I recognize it because I've used it a lot uh that you could buy that stuff at a roll. At Walmart, it's like Universal recycled, carpeting works pretty good, but that's what it is: yep uh, the 70 Cutlass S. I have that's been shed for three years. The deck lid was the Walmart Green. They had one Walmart we stopped in, and Iowa Falls in the middle of freaking. Nowhere happen to have one single small roll of green, perfect exact, match Green carpet, so we took it and we cut it in the shape of the deck lid and put it up on the back window. It looks Factory hell, yeah wow. This gets worse the more I click like now, it's in pieces and they still want 50. Are they showing the work they've done? What'S going on here, they're showing them pulling the motor out of it? I believe, and they want six grand to be fair. That'S probably the most solid Mopar drunk I've seen in my life yeah, it is down south, though yeah we almost need to get to know, but there's rust, there's a lot of drugs. We could look for total garbage up there yeah those guys. Oh, this is a 65 GTO. 3. 500 bucks. Oh, what no no come back here. It'S a real goat man! It'S it's bad though, but I mean bad it's better than most of the cars I drive. Oh, I know it's missing the whole front end and a motor I'm assuming yeah, but shoot 3 500 bucks yeah, someone that needs a body or that wants to build. One is 10 years yeah more like a year, so okay, cars in a carburetor I haven't touched in here. Let'S see what else we got here. Third gen third gen look at the Photoshop job on this right here this. What I've already feeling good! They made that on Snapchat 100 bet bro, oh my God yeah. What are they covering? Let'S figure it out, let's, let's expose them on the Internet. Yes, it's time to figure out we have to. We have to find out the truth here, let's hiding back there. I think I see a leg uh - oh my God, what they did. Don'T look at my building. That'S just a building. It'S yeah! Wait! Hey guys, can we see reflections of what's sitting next to it now, but then yeah. The next photo is literally the background of this one yeah. You should have blacked that out, I think now I know what this building looks like all that effort now. Oh there, it is again, it's got two doors on that building. Can you believe that that is worth hiding two entry points? Somebody could run off with that at any time with it Jesus he's going hey you tried to steal my building yeah. Well, I did you go find the registers see 86 Chevy Camaro. He spelled Camaro right. So I mean he got it: oh spelled it right, I'm impressed and carburetor he spelled carburetor correctly. I mean I don't. Even do that often shoot me either I mean oh, hang on, so we got ta go back to that. You gave him too much credit. He spelled carburetor and Camaro right, but then he immediately followed the word. Carburetor would probably need a fuel pump supposed to be an s on need. Oh okay, great! I was going to cut him some slack there also there's a bunch of random double spacers in there. Well, yeah and make a good hot rod uh. I don't. I don't know how miles on it. How did he? How did he do that? He must have spell check turned on he has that spell check turned on carburetor and Camaro were right, missing. Half the words spell check and it's not speech to text either because yeah it yeah. Now this speaking of speech to text, I don't know how much of this I can say, but I told the guy today that I wasn't interested in seven hours from here. I was like man, you better keep those those make some good sleds. Then it hit send and my phone did not say: sleds start with an s and it ended in Luts, oh yeah, so I hope you. I hope he hangs on to those I um Malibu an album. I haven't told you of my plans for a 71 or 72 Malibu. It probably involves BBC, it does lots of BBC, but also involves the Mexican flag had General Santa. Oh, no, no, no. No you've told me this. This is a very, very early conversation between you and I it's gon na happen because it's uh trying to remember what the normal one's called. Oh, we should move on. Let'S move on uh, let's see here. Well, I typed it Torino, but I don't know if I actually see we need what's a good, well Camaro, that's pretty good for fighting yeah Camaro's, a good one, any Chevy, just Chevy, no, no really yeah you're in the South. Are you kidding me Fox body, Ford, Ranger? Those are crackhead cards yeah, it's probably four for sale, Grand Prix uh. That seems, I don't think they're already Grand Prix anywhere, but my area apparently well anyway, you go to California or Tennessee or Florida all the guys. That came from there, like I haven't seen one of these in 15 years and I'm like I passed three this morning, no they're all over down. Here I had one one was the last time you did a road trip, though out of the Midwest, and saw a Grand Prix well they're only up here, everyone hated them, but us that's weird. We can try it I'll, throw it in here when we're done yeah for sure, starting at five okay to get in the shop customer. Is this a video of Instagram reels photos this? Oh no! This goes deeper. This is oh, a screen capture of a tick tock. On Facebook Marketplace, wow whoa is right next level, so that paint job doesn't look terrible. Really, no, it looks great, but we've got some weird stuff going on here. We got Z28. 1987.. Okay, that's awesome! It'S a 79! I mean, like the the title, is correct: um, oh yeah wait new motor 383 4l60 transmission, 2005 Silverado SS rims yeah. I think so. This has 22 inch. Rims hey! You can't lose the 22s! No, no way man uh! Some of these things sniper fuel injection kit. That'S not a thing uh, the motor from Summit Racing sniper dude, he missed a combo. Oh, I got you got you guys, so it runs like [, __, ] yeah and it's out of warranty uh and there wasn't one so real, clean exclusive car call for more details and then classic put the freaking phone number in and no one can ever see It and then they don't answer the messages where you're saying hey idiot. I can't I've been dealing with one of those all day today. Normally you could see the phone number if you're in a browser like I am, and I I don't really yeah. Typically, I've never been able to see a phone number, it's always hidden information. That'S weird! I might have to have you I'm going to send you a listing later then see if you can get a phone number, so I can call this guy. Oh look. Sometimes I can see him if I open it in browser on my phone. Oh, I know it you're right you're right and we could do the same thing with elements. Oh [, __ ]. Did it work? No, there's too many what sits with the people? The South, though, wait no, no offense all the way up there, I'm not. Oh the viewers. Is there a did? You mean? Okay, no, there's not. No, no there's got ta be man, they must have a. They must not have figured out the autocorrect setting on their phone yeah, hey that one with the hood hanging off folks or the uh top right next to the one we just looked at this guy yeah. That'S a good car he's caught my eye. Yes, I don't hate this project that I'm considering selling. Is they don't know what I'm going to have time to get to it? Oh a reasonable person sure I'm going to periods, apostrophes everything's right. It'S too sweet! Okay, this yeah, this guy moved down there. Oh whoa, hello, that is a two video series right there. That'S a is that a mock you buy one, you get the left, one I'll take the right one deal. Will he give us a package deal? It might even be. What can we tell home of that? Look at the top of that topper on a service box yeah it's what what is that a kuv bed or whatever they call that that's cool dude? Where are they inside yeah, so Tennessee there's a motor in it yeah! That'S a Pontiac rally painted yellow, oh yeah, yeah. Sorry, I can't see [ __ ] yeah from way over here, wow the manual car automatic. That means it'll work. You can see the phone number. This is going to be sold by the time we're done on the stream. 100 radiator is gone. Somebody stole that for crack money, see Full Circle, uh see. If he's got the Mustang listed too okay uh, I got ta click on the door, scroll down, yeah, sorry, Luke, barbs, boosted, diesel Bronco he's got a 78. This thing look at that dude instead of Chevy. No, that's a Toyota Toyota with a Chevy bed, yeah like the step side. So that's a that's a Chevy with the Toyota body on the front half! Well, I think the Chevy no, the Chevy LUV is in Isuzu in it. I don't know. Is that a that's? Not the factory bed for a love, though no, I think that's a that's a 76. That'S your that's! The truck. I gave you with a different cabinet cabin cab and front clip glued to it. It doesn't have a small block Chevy. It was converted from a two-wheel drive and it's now, oh in 1978, AMC front axle. What is this? A g chassis uh? Maybe that is a type 20. It looks like uh somebody is calling on uh. Somebody is calling on that. Camaro you son of a [ __ ] anyway. Oh someone called it yeah they're, calling on it ask them. If the Mustang's for sale I'd take a week and go to Tennessee right now, you're kidding me it sucks up here you could talk, you have to get off work, which is a little more problematic. Oh, so we could literally probably do it at Dylan's house. That would be helpful swing by Holly for parts on the way. Oh, that's cool, oh, that is cool that is needed by and Smitty we kind of own this car, it's too cool for us. This needs to go. Someone has time for it. Yeah. I wouldn't know what to do with that anyway, but the Camaro, the Camaro, that's a deal, the Camaro and the Mustang side-by-side revivals dude, and then we sleep in the bus yeah with the crackheads well yeah and they can be on the next episode yeah. This is a live in-person review with the crackheads at Barkley place. My name is Dalton sister crackhead. What is what do you have for sale? I know what I'm not man. I got this lamp. I found Elder Brook carb. There we go. I would. I would be scared to see what your regular suggestions look like. Oh man, they're screwed. Now you do see some good stuff, though you're sending me good stuff, all the time Elder Brock, L yeah! That'S that! No, that's actually Spanish! It says of the Brock L de Brock, actually, no it's the of Brock, the of Brock, which I believe would yeah very nice. Here we go it's starting: okay, okay! What'S going on we're in the wrong State yeah? What what state are we in Georgia? No dude put it in Alabama, Mississippi, put it around Tupelo, Mississippi! Oh yeah, that'll! Probably do it okay here we'll move it over just a little bit. It'S like northern, Mississippi yeah just hit. Go, let's go! No! I think you need to narrow your search actually, because this takes the ones that people look at the most in that 200.. There'S something magical about 33 miles, 33 yeah well, 40 - will do it whatever this gets this. This makes the algorithm of Facebook strain to look, for. We still have [ __ ] in the last one, so we got ta. We got ta back all the way out and look yeah local. I guess because before you the low, they take a bit to update and you switch the address back three days later. You'Re like oh, that's a great deal. Why is it in Mississippi? Yes, I hate Marketplace. Uh, it's horrible everything's red, wait, a second! What the hell uh Volkswagen kit, car? Yes, it's cool! I love that. There'S that what is in the background, that's a log splitter there and a g, the left yeah. Oh, it is a Jeep okay! Yes, you guys, like looking at my nose. He'S got some big logs to split yeah Savannah big logs. Why is everything red everything is red, Mississippi, look at wait. What is going on here hang on. I know this is a crackheads. This is more like old people and dogs, but look at that if there were two Boomers, no, never two cars to own that fit perfectly. It'S those two cars, the weird and the weird V8 tiny V8 uh Thunderbird throwback, Thunderbird uh. What'S the word, I'm looking for retro ret yeah in honor of or how about that? That'S the same picture but cropped to just show the motherboard here's the thunder. It'S only the Thunderbird for sale. This is the listing of the Thunderbird wow. Those are ugly inside wow that is a Pontiac Grand Prix pretty much. What is that interior actually out of I kind of like the seeds actually, but is it it's not? Is it sn95? It'S not an s95. No, not those seats. I think it's a Ford. 500. legitimately I yeah, maybe or maybe one of those Mercury's or Lincoln's of those years like uh Taurus, why it says Lincoln LS, Lincoln LS. Thank you. Wyatt. I'M gon na leave your speech bubble up, so I can see single texts. You sent ooh a tarp for sale, that's a meth house. What the hell is this is this is the most Boomer ad I've ever seen in my life? Is it the roof liner? Are there any? Oh, it's a it's. A convertible also has the hard top. It'S a hard time. Yes, thank God. They said exclusively that in the description it answered. Our one question. I guess that's an effective ad, it's definitely not a body under here. It'S all the previous crusty white dogs. They have I mean come on. I almost want to make this my wallpaper. It is scenic. There'S is that the same one? No, that's a different one. Actually, what the hell is going on V8 automatic? Does this one come with the hard top under the car? No, but he is selling it for his granddaddy. Oh hell, yeah brother, oh by the levy until cadab fishing, that's a septic pond. It'S only only craps in there crappies. Ah, they are hideous yeah. I do like the seats. Those would look good like transplanted or something yeah, not that car though gauges are kind of cool but yeah. It has like cool things, but none of it meshes together. Why it says guaranteed track had hit on any 94 to 98 sn95. All right. Well, that's just all you, Google, that's how he searches. What do I always find wild [, __ ], oh and Camaros, of the same ears. To be fair, I mean like this. I mean also red. Look it's! Oh my God. It'S got the wheels. It'S got the mold, I mean the V6, isn't it yeah just put on it? Just put a new motor in it. Radiator new shocks on new tires on back just needs. A starter just needs yeah, a starter. Just put a new motor in it. Engine got hot. Does it turn over? Starter must be weak, it's kind of like goal on the dashboard. Oh no, I need an inside shot, damn it yeah, dude dude, there's this or it's a mask and then there's another red car. In the background. What'S going on Mississippi come on Mississippi, what's the deal there's a van over there, I like that, aren't those more expensive to ensure it could be, I believe, a lot of those anymore billion dollar Fox body man, those that boss body next to the Camaro. You can tell which one of those is actually a favorite car here we go this one, though, have two fox bodies for sale. Purple one has titles not for sale for sale. Okay, purple one has title black: one has Bill of cell s, everything to make a whole car, except for rust. It doesn't come with the rust. You got to put your own rust in it. I guess it is a bucket of rust here. You can add this too: it's an SVT, oh it's an SVT badge, I don't know and wing and bumper it appears to be what God, what is this rear tire? I love it, though God I love it. It'S one of those like Appliance mags with the gold spokes super good. Oh I don't like fox bodies. I know you why why it says not a cobra LOL. I do like Fox buddies. I didn't like them. I I hated them until Luke had one and I wrote it and I was like Jesus. This is a thousand or fifteen hundred dollar car. That is a rocket ship that pisses people off, because it's faster than their expensive cars they're a great driving car. No doubt I don't own one and drive one, they are they. They had to have been fast as [ __ ] for the day, no, because they still stand up to most of the little four-banger turbos. Today, with I, I had a stock five-speed that would make people angry yeah, I mean for the 80s they're about as yeah. That'S right, I mean they're better than a Camaro of the 80s, so classic classic fox body Mustang broken seat and that one's extra broken by God. I remember once I went to some Iowa State, uh car club and meet and they were like. I got ta the guy's like I'll lead I'll eat the cruise guys. Don'T worry he's like I got ta stop at the one come and go in town this guy 93, because I threw an engine life not having high enough. I pulled up to him and I put 87 ethanol in the Mustang and outran them all night. This dude was pissed. That'S why I like fox bodies. I could have wrapped around telephone pole and probably left it. There not lost money, oh my God holy ratness. Oh, thank God. It comes with a fishing pole. What else we got here? Oh well, yeah. We got they're a meth pipe in this pile, I'm not seeing a legitimate one, but I'm seeing a lot of things that could be used if you've got a torque, wrench uh, that's a drill, yeah. What is it? Oh, that's uh. Either an inspection camera or a um yeah there you go an anal probe, 20 volt anal probe, there's a there's, a bottle of anti-seize interesting um, or it goes with the probe. I love the Wheels I mean look at this. Is there anything more like 90s than no that's? Those are pretty good, oh shed for something something I would scrap them. I uh got a set of 15 by 8 Magnums for the time for the Torino. There'S a oh there's, a cheap Mustang too. I guarantee uh. Second, from the right middle row guarantee that picture that car's wet in that picture, and it's a coop yeah, oh dude, that is the worst Mustang ever the coupe Mustang too no good outside shots got a CB radio in it, though it does have a very 80s Interior, even what a piece of crap not in terrible shape, you need parts yeah. I unfortunately have one of those with a motor in it that did well on YouTube, pulling the Driveline out and put it in something fun, but we'll see here's just the Fastback. So, like you make a cobra clone out of that, it's also Rusty and it's not Rusty. That is, it is no, it is and they sprayed it all with. I think, there's plaster expanding foam and tractor paint. So it's fine yeah, you just described my whole Channel. I know I know saying that out loud to you. I was like. Oh, this isn't selling anything, no, no everybody yeah! So what oh yeah! I can't see that dang it hmm. I wanted. I had a 67 Mustang that was really nice a few years ago. I'D like to have another one: I missed that car, it's Grand Prix, okay, let's see! There'S nice wheels on that one, not quite the turbines I would run, but they are turbines there's a set of the good turbines yeah looking at them more. I hate them actually but yeah. Those are like truck wheels but uh there's a set of the good turbines door to me for 350 bucks and their forward bolt pattern, and I thought about getting them for the Torino yeah. None of these down there there's two, no you're right, you're right! That'S it's weird! I don't understand nice wagon, though okay, I have been paying attention to chat, but you guys uh. Somebody tell me uh what is what is a crackhead car in Mississippi or a methane? I don't know what do you smoke in Mississippi, huh? No, it smells shrimp, no shrimp, shellfish, dessert, shrimp, shrimp, car shrimped or the poop gumbo wait. I got ta. I need to use caution here: yeah, here's Steve's Seafood for nine bucks. What a bargain that looks! Delicious wait: is it like it's only 17 weeks old, it's back up in Alabama, though totally we got to go to Alabama man. Let'S go there's something special about wherever the hell Barber Motorsports Park is in Alabama it's to the right of the Big Town. Uh. That'S Birmingham right. Yes, yes, that's the one. I knew that would work. I knew that, let's see here, I know the Alabama shrimp, oh my God. Okay, so uh manure. Oh sorry, uh! Let'S see uh Grand Prix. Let'S try that somebody said Crown Vics 90s Hondas. Those are convicts they're, a good idea, so there's three in this state throw that in Iowa and you'll have 84 of them, and I don't know what it is. I don't know why there's so many up here. Great Value, Burt Reynolds right here needs total history will not respond to is this available. I will remove unsolved yeah, that's a respectable ad. No fair enough he's got a fair price of it. I mean that's, that's good! That'S good! It'S Plus, in the background he's got what the said butts in the picture. No bus bus with an S - oh, not plural, butts either like bus. We could go to that website if you want, but uh crackheads of blunts.com a month. Yes, here we go all right. It has begun: transmission, went out 350 trans 350 engine title in hand, dust in the waters. I can keep it if price, not right. Why are you going to keep it? The transmission doesn't work. Five, grand five grand five grand four missed the tires holy false dude. I told you that box Chevy you got out back is worth big bucks. Apparently it's a bubble. Top too there's a hundred thousand dollar Pontiac Ventura, that's a 66.. This is the big car uh Venture. Oh, I got ta hang on. I got ta. Oh, I got ta switch to Spanish, total original, didn't you Calo or Marquez information. I think that means I have, I don't know gelato. I have a Pontiac Ventura, this original the word and oh information and then he says, call for price and information. What come on so look at the Orange Peel right here that the car is 100 bonded. Oh yeah, it's got the screen yo. What is oh man, why? Well cool uh cool vents on top of the dash? Is that factors yeah? It'S pretty sweet. It'S a Ventura! It'S high dollar car. It must be, I want to know, I don't. I have one big body, GM and that's it. That'S probably all I'll ever own. Look at this! Oh my God. Look at the row of Walmart speakers in the back. You know that car sounds great being made of all just metal: oh yeah, just be acoustic, perfect, 50 year old, metal and bolts, just vibrating. All the time hey, you know, what's cool about the uh bright indicator, uh on these high beam indicator is a little Indian head on those cars. I was gon na say: is it an emblem or something in the middle yeah? It'S just a little light up. Indian head for Pontiac Chief Pontiac cancel culture. We got to go, there's a there's, a recall revisionist. We have to fix the oh uh. 75. 000 Jesus. I mean I don't know it's a 70.. I mean nope, not anymore LS1, swap so uh. That'S to make it worth less, it does make it worth less like a lot. Less 75 000. Take a zero off look at those tires, Dunlop GT qualifiers. Those tires haven't been made since the like late 90s. So does it say when it was restored? I thought that year matches well, I don't know if there's an LS in it. Hmm, I don't he's. He had to tell his life story here: hold up yeah! Oh no! This is good. This dude's name is George guaranteed uh. It is Andrew and oh, that's too. New now hopefully Andrew are you in here. I hope not but feel bad actually, not really so LS1 engine restroom mod MagnaFlow, exhaust and Flowmaster tips, because that makes a big difference. So, thank God, yep! That'S worth the extra dude five, thousands there's yeah! I mean it's not a 5-3 or anything like no. There are hoses everywhere, yeah hoses, it looks like I did it: it's not a 75 000 car. It has a champion Radiator in it. You know those things are like 180 bucks on eBay and then the alternator is like here it is yeah. You like it later. Look at me. That'S that's an old one too uh-huh, probably from the vet or whatever it came out. Yeah uh, as shown in picks the inside of the trunk, was done with spray in bed. Liner yeah, because that's a that's, not a selling point. It'S like [ __ ]. It looks like I did it, it's not even you know it looks like I did it. It'S it's a step. Yours would turn out to be cloth, but would turn out better than I wanted it [ __ ]. It was good he sent me. I was like. Why did he do that and then you're like it wasn't supposed to be like this? Oh okay, are these just scattered yeah what the hell all these dude? What an annoying speedometer too, like your whole driving range, is all before the Middle Point. That'S because it goes so fast. Am I doing 50? Yes, it's literally you cut telling you're doing 55. Really it's between the 40 dog. Oh wait! Here! Oh dude! It'S missing up! It'S not 75 000! Two out of three horn buttons, any of like the radio's gone. That'S just the factory 70 dashes Jesus, butchered, yeah, it's just a butchered bed. What? What is this? A 350 trans, uh uh 4l60 there's only 40 000 miles on the motor, the the 3934.. Oh sorry, exactly well, look at those Flowmaster tips. Yo! That'S what does it say foreign? Does he show the date code? No, they hadn't invented the calendar yet ask Mike! Oh, it's got skull door, lock, knobs, oh no, oh daddy, thrown away. You know what I'm buying it. No, this is the original color, the car from the VIN. The difference is single stage paint 1970 versus space coast, clear clothes today, thank God, okay, God. That is not Carousel red Carousel red is Orange, is hugger orange? Is it uh yeah Carousel red? Is the color, like you, think, a GTO Judge, that's Carousel red, not this yep foreign 76., but yeah, but not like up here like there's, not a single one. On this page, it should have been exclusively these and none of it all there's a couple. There'S three, four: four: there we go. Okay. I like the looks of this. I like the background and it's got the donut yep as it or is it just a steel rim? It'S just all the hubcaps are gone. Okay. Okay, that's still acceptable check out the ramp truck. In the background, though, that's cool - oh hey - he's got some Fords back there and a van yeah all right all right. So if the Revival doesn't work out, we drive the Grand Prix home, make it a YouTube episode like you know what I'll I'll take it. That'S the better idea: oh oh, it's supercharged yeah, so it says belt off of it. Supercharged 3 800 engine body in good converter, was stolen off of it. Of course it was. I have no keys to it. Yes, I have title it's a GTX model, [ __ ]. I can't crank it to see problems I'll have no keys to it. The converter was stolen, make a residential offer like so it blew up and he threw the keys and he cut the converter off of it and said that yeah and he even took the D out of the Grand Prix it had son of a [ __ ]. He had 400 bucks right there. He took the A out of reasonable somebody called Sesame Street. Oh my God! Oh hey, there's a boat tail if I've ever seen. One yeah but look at the junkyard it's in is that a charger right there in the front? No, it's no no tell right Fastback of some kind. I don't know what that is. Looks like a GM heater box to me, but it's pretty cool. I, like those a rare car I mean not really but yeah. Is that a 73? How long did they make those? I thought they only made those in the 60s. I could be wrong, I think they made them through 74.. They made it yeah. They made the boat tail like 69 to 74. I want to say yes because the ones with the Hideaway Lancer not boat Tails, that's what I'm thinking about yeah yeah. Those are good. Looking oh look another land yacht to add to Mike, oh God, one of these huh I mean that's, probably a decent car, yeah yeah. I mean, I think I think they're all asking way too much for them, but on it oh 130. 000. Never mind yeah, nothing! Props prop to the guy for not saying 28 000 miles, 28 000 original mods yeah, and you look at the the brake pedals, worn to a nub. Yeah. Okay. Smokes has Blow by just pour it out. Yeah, it's a rough twenty thousand, I'm gon na go! I'M gon na go big here all right. This is kind of like putting everything on red IROC. What do we got? Damn it got nothing! Oh wait! Well, oh my god! Oh yes, we found us a good one. Oh I mean love the hood scoop. That'S cut off of something else: okay, oh wow. Sorry I was sending a message holy. What is that hood scoop off of the bottom of a boat? Is that a canoe? It'S red greens could do. That'S like that's a goddamn deer sled upside down. So it's got the T the t-bars for the valve covers. So you know it's good. You need those look like that. Dude that Mustang I bought would have been perfect for this episode. They had the t-ball, they had the t-bars on half of them, like they were still a couple, normal bolts on a hydraulic roller cam motor yeah that never needs adjust, but yep, and it had the you know the lugs. This long, you might have seen them sitting there yeah the uh white ones, the skull, the skull, uh shift, knob and skull door locks. Oh okay, double-bladed, Chrome, wipers, oh yeah, that's right! You should, I didn't know they made, I'm still on it: okay, good uh! No, so I have an 84 Camaro spelled correctly props for sure V8 355. So no, it's not a 355.. It'S like a it's. A like 10 up 10 over cleaned up 350 is what that is yeah yeah. So it's been cleaned up, maybe or a 305 one. 50 cubic inches of yeah. That'S that's not actually a thing people, and even if it is like you you these guys, you know the boring and engine. It doesn't really do anything right. I mean it's a little bit, but it's not like three overs power, yeah, exactly uh. If anything, it's gon na get hot, faster and probably take away. I I don't. I mean you technically increased bore size, but you also increased your chamber size. I mean I don't know, but if anything the Pistons you should, if, if you're smart, you put in good, better Pistons right and that's where you're, whatever I had a 350 and it was 30 over, it was so fast it hop a Coke. Can you know you heard that story four million times? Oh God? Yes, I have, it he's, got it go ahead. It has a two-speed power G, not a power glide. It'S got the power G. Why would I have a power glide? It'S spelled right. I mean look at the hood. Scoop does that it hasn't moved in 18 years. Oh the freaking bumpers in the ground. I mean details. Wyatt said that you've made a new friend saying the boring stuff over. Does nothing if I understand that right here it hurts. I, yes, I believe he seems of sub intelligence. So yes, um, not that I'm smart, you know it just it just kind of makes sense how about Vanilla Ice hello, Vanilla Ice! This is more like vanilla rainbow, actually because it's got every color of everything on it, but this is vanilla, Napoleon yeah 25th anniversary. Oh hello. What is that? Hang on? That'S a 302 right there, yeah uh uh five little 47 stroker, which makes no sense. I don't know why you would do that. What do you just buy it 351 they're, cheap, completely, bigger pile of Parts including but not limited to. Is it the 347? I mean the uh, I mean you got the the smaller board, the longer stroke right. So you got a little higher revving, a little more rev potential out of the 347 and a 351 right. Maybe, but you could have bought 251s for two 351s for the price. That'S true! If you could just send them to the Moon over and over and be mine and they're they're twice the veloc string, yeah TKO 600 trans - I mean that that's pretty good! There'S, there's some good stuff here: minus the car yeah the car sucks, but the restaurant. That'S pretty good. What'S next to it is that uh uh, that's a 69 Mustang see that the scoop is oh yeah yep. I think it's 69. I don't think 70 has that wow will not separate will need to be towed. I mean it may not be that bad. Actually, it's just in pieces and made out of 47 different cars down there. They get so covered in Moss. You can't tell it's a good car just like we're used to seeing that and there's only half a car under that, but I'll wash it up, send it to Bear Jackson. That'S fine! Yeah get 50 grand out of it. The Top's, not even real the window's. Still in place yeah I mean it's probably not too bad. I I want one of these cars just so I could roll down the highway in my 5-0 yo and then I'll get rid of it that doesn't drive mine Pearl again, I I might they're fine cross it off the bucket list. When you get to my age, you start to worry about the bucket list. More, you know these cars are a blast to drive too. These are like super budget uh. You know like go fast. Cars not go fast, but have fun with I mean it's an LT1. They did not stand up to the test of time with the Mustang. For these sure yeah like what year is that, okay, so that would have been up against sn95. Those are both pretty crap but as far as value goes, but like you look at like the third gens versus the fox bodies, oh yeah, it's like it's like 400 meth ball, fifteen thousand dollars in pretty okay good shape. I think we can tell which one was the fan favorite here. The trans is out of this one, but I the so. This is the LT one. You know it's kind of like that in between between the uh. You know typical small block and the ls one yeah. It'S got reverse cooling, it has the opti-spark distributor behind the water pump and lots of stupid things and uh, but they run like hell. They really do run good. You can pick those cars up for nothing and, oh, my God, Almighty. What the hell is this. Oh we got ta, we got it. We got a chain license plate again, a blower. It'S got a legit 671 on it, the two cars are, they they're Hollies yeah holy [, __ ], look at all the louvers and there's like no hood there. Why even have the hood at this point? Big gnarly side pipes was that a four inch collector uh same ones. I got on mine, actually yep huge. It looks like it looks like it's six inches wider than the car yep. That'S exactly what I think mine are bigger, actually wow. That is good! God. Wait! Ready to be assembled what the carbs uh no Butter's been taken apart to rebuild with new parts like Eagle, steel, crane, uh, freeze, plugs yeah, good thing, you got those! Oh those look! The Tanaka harnesses look at these bogus ass five-point harnesses at this time. Are you still trying to die or trying to? Is it uh and then the gauges, of course, with the boat steering wheel? Why even wear anything in this car because give me a Brink? You drop all this with it, but you're dead. I mean instant death. This Folds, like my car, is Squirrely and it's a stock 350.. I can't imagine AMC on the far right center row, uh bottom right now: sick uh, that is a Chevette that is a Nissan hardbody. Oh it's a truck. What he's got a few things? Uh he's got a lot of things, no AMC's, but I think the Chevette yeah that's a Chevette. Oh that's! Okay! That'S what I was looking at! Oh, a third gen. Z28. I'M sure would you like to join us a wild move? It'S always stinky uh and a pitch hot spot on. Oh that's, just her her way of showing she loves me what else we got the term of endearment. What'S it say on the phone police? Oh go go over one to the right, it's a cop! No! No!