Cutting My Bangs And Then Regretting It 2.7424 Seconds Later..

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today and by that i mean on the floor. I don't know how this happened, but at exactly 2 47 a.m. I went flying off my bed at 80 miles an hour and hit my head on the cold wooden floors. So here i am tired, rowdy and missing 97 of my brain cells anyways. I have come to the absolutely brilliant conclusion that all cool characters have bangs. Well, maybe not all of them, but a lot of cool characters have bangs. We have starfire from teen titans which, by the way, i am this close to dying my hair, hot pink because of her someone talk me out of it. We have mavis from hotel transylvania. This goddess, that everyone is obsessing over and for a very good reason and of course, lord farquaad anyways, i'm in the mood to do something stupid today. So i'm going to be cutting my bangs, the thing everyone does when they're bored but then end up regretting 12 minutes later. Here are the scissors i'm going to be using. I was planning on using these ones, but then i realized that's totally self-sabotage. So the first thing i'm going to do is measure out my hairline real quick, because i've heard that you're supposed to make the bang go only one inch like from here so like about right there. That feels like really close to the hairline, so wow. Okay, let's tie the rest back also, if you're wondering what this is. It'S just a radioactive bite, because i did some yard work now. I don't quite know what style i'm going for. I think i'm going to be doing a long bang, because i've had curtain bangs in the past and they really didn't suit my face shape and i really want to try something new and i don't think the korean glass bangs, which are really popular now, as well As the mini bangs that, for example, starfire has would work because they're really bold and frankly, i'm scared. Okay, i am doing this. I don't care so i'm gon na leave these pieces out real quick for now we're just gon na. Do this middle? Listen! Isn'T this sound just the best? After cutting the huge section of hair, i went back to cut some more, but that is not straight, and that is really short yeah. It didn't go too well, then i went on to cut the longer pieces that are supposed to be the end of the fringe and the face framing pieces. This went horribly wrong and i ended up making those way too short. At this point i began to get really anxious and frustrated. Why did i do this? What was i thinking? Why did i cut it so short? Then i used my big brain my mega mind to come up with a genius solution. I decided to take that piece and make it part of the main bang adaption heck yeah. This worked well, but it meant that i had to cut another piece to replace the face, framing piece that i accidentally cut. Too short, i had my scissors in a decent spot, but then decided to relocate the snipping position to right next to my jawline and well, i cut it too short again, i hate myself. I was regretting everything at this point, my hair, my life, my birth, my conception, the big bang. Now my heart was going to explode from the overwhelming dread that i've messed up. My hair and the last thing i experienced before that was eating a blueberry oatmeal, which honestly isn't that bad. I could die happy. If i just focused on that, then i got the idea to just tape. My fallen hair back on. No one would ever notice it'd. Be like hitting the undo button on a digital artwork, but no, this temporary solution was just that. I couldn't keep this facade forever and i had to face the fact that the damage had been done and there was no way i could return to my previous life. The life i once knew, i tried to style it and shift it around. I tried a hat a bun later a wig, but i still wasn't satisfied so many thoughts began to flood my mind. Why did i ever think this was a good idea? Why did i think i would look as good as any of the cool characters i mentioned at the beginning? How could i have been so stupid? Why couldn't i just fight my urge to cut my hair every day, just a little bit harder? How could i have been so weak if only there was a way to turn back time? If i'd known this was my fate, i would have never picked up those long and shiny hair cutting scissors. I wasn't even angry anymore. I was just disappointed like a parent. After seeing their child get a c-plus on an algebra one test, i took one last look at myself in the mirror before deciding to bury myself in a pile of blankets with my ikea shark, the only thing in life left for me, okay, but why am i So dramatic, well, everybody it could have gone a lot worse. You know i'm not mad. Okay, let's just forget about it right, i'll, update you guys soon, okay, you're, ready, okay, wait! Let me fix it! It'S not that ugly! I swear. No! I like it. It'S cute really! Oh! Thank you! It'S cute! I don't know why, but when i first saw it, i thought the 90s even 20s. I don't know something about the way. It looks. Okay, well, i'm gon na. Let you go back to your nap, okay, goodbye! Thank you. Very much foreign video - i will never get tired of doing that, hello, everyone! It'S been four days since i cut my hair and i am back but this time with more sleep, because last time i was feeling horrible and sleep-deprived and my hair is looking asymmetrical like these glasses anyways, i went to sleep with wet hair. So this morning i woke up with this absolute nest. What is up with that yeah? This is not what i was going for. I look like i'm about to judge you for your magic skills, but you know what that's fine, because hermione granger is a queen so compared to the other things i've done to my hair. This was a lot cleaner and i didn't end up getting the floors. Walls and my clothing dirty, i mean just look at what happened in my poor and holy microsoft. Shirt bill isn't really happy about that. Anyways. If you guys want to cut your bangs or just your hair in general, i would recommend watching the plethora of hair cutting tutorials that are online. They are really helpful. I myself used a couple and if i hadn't, i think my hair would have come out a lot worse than what it did. I do like this hair and it was a fun change, and i think that if you want to cut your hair, you should go for it or dye it or do anything to it, go for it again. It grows back and if and if worst case scenario happens, you're the worst case scenario is that all of your hair falls out, and in that case you could sue the company or you could just go bald and you know just just rock it anyways. If you guys enjoyed this video, don't forget to smash that like button smash that subscribe button and hit that bell jake paul style - oh yeah, i hope you're all doing well make sure to drink your liquid ice eat some good food and get enough rest. I will see you guys next week with a brand new video. I love you all and ciao. I also want you all to know that i'm keeping this hair - i i don't know why i feel emotionally attached to it like i don't want to throw it away. That'S actually really weird