Hasanabi December 22, 2022 - Karl Jacob Visits, Hasan Gets A Haircut, Jcs Is Back! With Valkyrae

Foreign foreign, foreign foreign, thank you, foreign foreign. Thank you, foreign foreign. Thank you, foreign. Thank you, foreign foreign, foreign, foreign, foreign, foreign, foreign, there's only two genders Italian and Mexican. When you go to the Southwest, you become more Mexican. I used to be Italian and now I'm Mexican. This is true. I come inside lessons Sun, what's going on everybody, I'm live and alive, and I hope all the boys, girls and MBs are having a [ __ ], fantastic one, because today is a very special day. I'M a song Piper in this awesome hobby broadcast coming to you live from sunny California, Los Angeles, folks, we're live and alive, and I hope all the boys hope all the girls and hope all the envies are having a good one, not a good one. Actually, a fantastic one is today's very special day. You look like a walking hate crime, [ __ ]. You mean, I look like a walking Hank. What do you mean? Listen, I I got my fit on. I got the flared black denim. I got the United. We Stand, God Bless America belt buckle, that's right and I got this. This is one of my favorite jackets of all time. I'Ve been cold, it's been cold out here in California, so I decided to bust out the [ __ ] jacket. For the one time for the boys and the girls, I mean two days in a row. Can he do that? Is that allowed that's? What many people are saying and they're like this is two days in a row where he's just like absolutely come stirring with the fits you know, got the bowling shirt from Asos from many many years ago: kind of dog [ __ ]. But what are you gon na do and then? Last but not least, the the piece that puts everything together is the jacket. This is a real Rodeo jacket. Here, look got the Resistol, I don't even know what the [ __ ]. This is got the Jack Daniels patch on the side. This is a real leather, uh Rodeo jacket, one of my favorite jackets of all time. Super old I've been wearing it for many many years um and yeah, I'm busting it out. You look like a famous pop star from the 70s. Well, that's good, that's a good thing: it's leather oil yeah anyway um and, of course, for the pants. I got the flared for the flared uh I mean I don't know how to show this full screen. I'M not gon na lie. I have no way of doing that. I can only zoom in, like maybe Rio potentially like I don't [ __ ] know how to do that. I'M too tall um but yeah. I will post a full fit pic, though, how about that I'll, post, a full fitbick, so you guys can see it um anyway, you look like the human form of Beast from Beauty and the Beast. I won't thank you two in one gingerbread blast off dude. What the [ __ ] um, that's a really good blast off anyway. Um folks, lots of hat lots of things have happened. Lots of things have happened, [, __ ]. I can't even talk, but this is the part of the broadcast. Where I tell you all about those things, you know what I'm saying like it's a big day today. Folks many many reasons and we'll we'll talk about that in a brief moment. Hopefully we got a lot of guests coming over in a little bit very exciting stuff. Okay, but also on top of that, a lot of stuff happened last night. Where are you in one piece? I'M still in Skype here, stop asking me about one piece: I'm gon na sit down hold on fire, as I [ __ ] worked out today this morning. I didn't get a better get better, better, get a better look foreign folks um. Last night I ended the broadcast. Bro wait hold on Andrew, just sent me a text, um dude, there's so much happening last night. I ended the broadcast early. Another [ __ ] early broadcast ending day I've been doing too much collabos. Okay, I got ta [ __ ] cut this [ __ ]. Okay, I got ta cut the [ __ ]. I'Ve been doing too many goddamn collabos dude, okay, too many [ __ ] collabs. Now I I love it. It'S wonderful! I get to hang out with friends you guys like it. You guys make memes out of it and all this [ __ ], but like it's crazy dude, I literally I don't stop working every night until, like 11., I'm whoring myself out, I'm I'm getting I'm tricking myself out harder than I trick Ludwig out for the podcast. You know what I mean: it's [, __, ], crazy, oh Andrew Andrew uh, Callahan, of course, um we'll watch that new channel five uh leak from the HBO doc just leaked and uh we're gon na be watching that later as well, um, but honestly, like sometimes I Just want to kick back and have a good 10 hour Banger. You know, and there is like too much content to go through and not enough time to go through all of that content and, honestly, it's just like it's. It'S killing my soul, a little bit. It'S hurting me that I can't do enough, but honestly, I think it's good to offer a little bit of variety, a little bit of Versatility with the with the bangers uh with the content. So anyway, I did um I uh I I went on saikuno stream last night. Some of you probably saw that collabos is the French word for Nazi sympathizers during World War II. Wait really you cutting your hair, but no James, Marco San Marco excuse right a bunch of Sanchez man. Even before Marco Saint Marco, I used to [ __ ], get my hair cut on stream by my friend Tim um, who is great, but unfortunately he can't make it today. It seems because he was not responding to my text messages after he said I'm down to cut your hair on stream again um, so I I got. I got a backup and that backup is actually kind of a front runner in his own light bro. This is how you know this: [ __ ] is real bro. Look at this [ __ ] Creek. Look at how [ __ ] old this [ __ ] is: oh God. I love this jacket so much. Oh man, not [ __ ] Leslie. What are you crazy, don't say: Foose Cuts, I've told Leslie multiple times like you are not coming anywhere near my head with [ __, ], shears, okay, no shot bro foreign. You guys really don't watch my Instagram blast stops. I feel like I'm doing it for no [ __ ] reason you know. Sometimes I feel like. Sometimes I feel like I'm just doing these Instagram blast offs for no goddamn reason, because nobody sees it ignoring the content will to create content shaking my head um but uh. What was I saying? Yeah there's some poppers on my Instagram story today too, and some cats dude okay. So this is part of the broadcast, where I tell you a little bit about my personal news. What'S going on for all my pair of socialists out there right and let me tell you A lot has happened. I Blast Off on IG and I Blast Off on on Twitter. Yes, um, but here's what happened yesterday. I ended the broadcast and I was of course late, but saikuno was finishing out the roomies uh charity stream that they have done for the entire week. Okay, explain this story just feeling funny today. That'S what this story was about. Larp and like were also in the winter snowstorm, the real storm is the one I feel in my heart. It'S still very cold here. What do you mean explain what that story is self-explanatory. I got a storm in my heart, Brewing. Okay, I'm feeling conflicted. I got [ __ ], I'm feeling conflicted dude Joe Rogan warning emotional video. I will look at that in a little bit anyway. Yeah I'm feeling conflicted because wait. Joe Rogan talked about Matt Watson shut the [ __ ] up. Are you serious yo? That'S fire! Okay, that's exciting! That'S so exciting! Um! You didn't answer this question on the autism spectrum test. This was not. I frequently found myself pausing YouTube videos to talk to myself and screaming on occasion, yeah, okay, dude, that's funny, uh, really good haha, uh, LOL, autism law! Yeah! That'S ableist, okay, [ __ ] got him excuses. Take on debating you, the actual politics of it. I I I don't think I've ever had a natural debate with these guys that was about politics or whatever, like ever. Like. I don't think, has a singular time. It was a actual debate about politics, debated demos for like some [ __ ] drum or some [ __ ]. It was never like, like the actual core fundamentals of politics. I mean he's right, but but excuses right like he knows his [ __ ] limitations he's like very open-minded to learning and usually whenever I talk to him about [ __ ], it's never like if we, if we're debating it's over dumb [ __ ] like drama [ __ ], but if we're like uh, if we're having IU glazing, no, that's not glazing! I'M just saying that, like he's, he is very open-minded, uh and and usually when we're talking about [ __ ], it's usually just talking about [ __ ]. It'S not! We can be even like a discussion, maybe but never like a debate. Yes, I like USANA. I think it's one of my friends generally okay, but after the debating last time, I think I think he got sidetracked too hard to win and he wasn't willing to and take my new idea, which I thought was actually correct about doxing it, okay conceding up he's In the rookie Holden uh my new idea about dog seeing um, what does it mean that you lost like people are so caught up in winning and losing? I I I that I I agree with that. 100 turns out that the Gage Yogi Congressman, elect potentially isn't gay openly gave representative George Santos didn't disclose divorce with women. Wait what deadly he got! Bono! What the [, __ ] bro! This guy comes in here. Every [ __ ] and gives me like a hundred big ones like a hundred buckaroos. You know it's crazy, dude! That'S crazy! 100 Bombs over here, okay uh wage Cook's, getting replaced all right, there's so much good [, __, ], there's so much good [ __ ]. But that's not what we're talking about right now. What we're supposed to be talking about right now is [ __ ]. What'S going on uh in my life, okay, this is parasocialism hour. Okay, um we did a uh. We did a a uh uh. What the [ __ ] was. I gon na, say God, damn it uh. We did a charity stream. It was awesome. Okay and um. You know we all did gingerbread houses, I'm very proud of the gingerbread house that me and foolish put together because, like last year, when I tried to do a gingerbread house alongside Maya, it was a [ __, ] disaster. Okay, so I'll take it. You know what I mean I'll take it. It was actually good. In my opinion, it was like artistic. It was different um. You know it wasn't like the straight up house with like design. You know, everybody else did that and I think they their their house is Rock too, but we did a tower uh. We did a an Ohio Tower with a murder mystery. You know what I mean a a Porky Pig that died. Two bears are, two bears, are uh investigating Three Bears are investigating the Porky Pig that died and then all of a sudden, it's a murder, mystery. You know and no I was not trying to make it into uh the World Trade Center. I don't know why some people stop. Many people are memeing about this. This is it. This is nothing to do with New York. This is Ohio. Okay. This is an Ohio tower that we made anyway. That was that was a lot of fun. I love hanging out with the roomies, obviously they're great this is you know this is supposed to be an Ohio Tower. It'S kind of [ __ ] up what the [ __ ] Muhammad Atta get off that what is he doing? Stop messing with Ohio. You guys are [ __, ], [, __, ] dude, stop it the Ohio Trade, Centers uh yeah, very important, very important for Ohio anyway um you are never getting your foia requests. I think everyone needs to calm down about this. Okay, uh! It'S just it's a mistake. It just like happened to kind of look like the Trade Center. I don't know how it happened. Um, sir, a second reindeer struck, the Trade Center. Okay, everybody calm down Source, said Santa, never took the landing course for the plane. Okay: okay, we're done we're done with these jokes man! This is why everybody thinks we're a toxic Community. Okay, every time we [ __ ] hang out with other communities, everyone in the chat's making 911 jokes. I mean it's [, __, ] up. Okay, there's nothing else! At the end of this all right, um [, __, ] up man, [ __, ] up um big week for Sam bankman fraud by the way, we're gon na be doing that too anyway, um [, __ ]. What was I gon na say? I'M all over the place, God damn it uh yeah. I had a great time with them. Last night uh this morning I woke up. Oh one piece update, I'm still in Sky, Pia uh. So there's not really like a like a serious update from that Saga. Okay um, but everyone keeps telling me like the upcoming arcs are better. I think skypeia takes a little bit of time uh to to. I think it it's drawn out a little bit I'll, be honest with you like. It is a little bit drawn out. I mean it doesn't mean that it's not action-packed, but there is a lot of action, but it's still kind of slow yeah. I have um, so it is a bit drawn out. So you know I'm I'm pushing through it, but it'll still be fine. I think um, a lot of a lot of good arcs are coming after. This is what I keep hearing from Carl and foolish um regardless, regardless that's my one piece update um, I I woke up early. I started taking this [ __ ], weird drug thing, like you know, my management sends me [ __ ], all the time for like ads, you know hey, do you want to work with this company or whatever, and one of them is like a nootropic and then It'S like uh, it's like a drip for drugs. I don't even know what the [ __ ] it is, but it's like uh, it's not melatonin. It'S for one is for sleeping the other one is like supposed to be. I guess like legal uh, over-the-counter Adderall kind of I haven't taken that other one, the over-the-counter Adderall thing, because you know who cares this nootropics they're, not real uh kiote22. Thank you for the tank of the subs, but the other one yeah neutral, representer scam, but the other thing I don't know what the [ __ ] it is in it. But, like you, just do two drips in your mouth: okay and it's like. Oh, this will help you sleep better bro, I uh. I took that whatever this [ __ ] thing is, and I've been sleeping and I wake up at like 6 30 right before my alarm every morning like and it unironically makes me unironically makes me feel like I've. Like my on my whoop watch, it says I've been [, __ ], getting like really good sleep. I don't know how it just like. Knocks me the [ __ ] out. Why not melatonin, because I feel like melatonin just like gives me vivid dreams and like [, __, ] up dreams or whatever I don't know what it is, but it's like kind of op. I don't know what it is. I'M not gon na tell you what it is either because I'm not doing a [ __ ] ad for them. I I don't know what it is anyway, careful don't get dependent on it. Yeah, probably not, but it's just been weird it. I'Ve just been taking that [, __ ] make sure it's not habit. Forming, though, can [ __ ] up your sleep, oh [, __ ], really most likely most likely keeps you in your REM, sleep longer, yeah, don't name the brand name, the chemical. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I literally don't know. I don't know I don't know what it is, but that [ __ ], you know I'll, be I'll, be hitting the [ __ ] Pennington with that um anyway. So yeah we did. The whole thing uh - I woke up, worked out this morning had a really good, workout feeling pretty good. You know uh, I uh. I have a lot happening today. Hopefully, Carl Jacobs is gon na, be in the [ __ ] building, okay, uh Carl Jacobs is gon na, be in the [ __ ] building uh to play. It takes two with me in here, like literally uh side by side, um, we're also going to have Jeff wittek on to cut my hair check dummy check dummy what dummy I'm gon na also have Jeff woodek over to cut my hair um. Will it be a full-blown haircut? Will it be a little baby haircut uh, that's a trim. Who knows all I will tell you is that I have not oh hold on Charters asking for a full haircut get out yeah. A lot of people want me to cut it. I mean I'm not gon na lie. I think foolish looks great speaking of foolish um. I think foolish looks great with the new hair uh and he didn't look as great with the uh uh. He didn't look as great with the with the long hair and I know I'm in the same boat. I think that my hair will probably be better if I cut it and and get it like long up top. You know there's like my old school haircut, but I'm not going to do that most likely. Well, eventually, Maybe dude. I will. I promise you, I'm gon na watch The Joe Rogan video okay, I promise you. I swear to [ __ ] God. I will watch The Joe Rogan video of Matt Watson. I will [ __ ] die if I don't watch it. Okay, I don't know why chat gets this way. I don't know why Chad gets to her and there's like a new video and you're like the first. You want to be the first to Market. You know, I love you guys, but please calm down. I promise I'm gon na watch it. Okay, there's so much react. [, __, ] out there that we got ta react to Mega stream. Bonanza comes over, or in person cut my hair Duo. Q reacts to JCS murder Valkyrie on SPF. Can you comment on this Rich Campbell rape allegation? What what is this like a joke? What is this is a joke. Would you care to comment on this eligation? The second one, not the first, we know you have Riz, but the other guy uh, not so much I'll, be watch hashtag Hassan twit. What the [ __ ] is. This. Are you making like a bad joke about rape dude? What the [ __ ] wrong with you? Okay, dude! Can you please open my comments and keep giving you hair advice? It'S important. I promise you it's not Hassan Dawn, [, __, ], stop ignoring me open my comments, it's important! Oh, my God. We got some weirdos in here today. What is happening? Everybody calm down: okay, everybody, [, __, ] cool it; okay, calm the [ __ ] down, I'm gon na get to everything holy [, __ ], I'm getting overwhelmed. Okay, Mega stream, Bonanza SPF jailed, SPF house arrest, zielinski gets new weapons. Is it because you look breathable today, I don't know, then Carl Jesus comes over in person Duo Cube. My duoq reacts to my Duo. Q reacts to New Jersey's murder with Valkyrie, then Carl James comes over and for in person it takes two hold on Jeff when it comes over to cut my hair so much more get it now: www.twitch.tv hassanabi, okay, let's blast off so that everyone who says um You know the hair hasn't been cut, yet no, you can tell The Horizon okay here it is here. It is here. It is Juice, It Up Juice, It Up We're blasting off letting everybody know go like it Go comment under It Go retweet it. Let the people know we are live and Alive. Let the people know that we're live and Alive um so that people can come in all the Normans can finally come in. Okay to the chat. Um salt base Bam from The Open Cup final. I mean nobody cares about this, unfortunately, but it is a good meme, regardless um salt base should be banned from most establishments for being the most cringe [ __ ] dude holy [, __ ]. It was so sad. It was so sad and so painful to watch him desperately glaze up every [, __ ] soccer player on that field to just get a couple Instagram posts out. You know what I mean like the level of writing, that he engaged in the level of like clout farming. I mean that was Olympic level cloud farming well and to be fair, he is at the World Cup. This is a global event and he is a global clout farmer. So you know you don't get to that point. Just by making good steak, you don't get to that point by putting gold flakes on a [, __, ] burgle you get to that point by riding the dick hard as a [ __ ]. Okay, nepotism is getting out of hand, gen Z, never baby's just getting started. The funniest thing is calling Austin gen Z, Andrew Lincoln actor. Also he Lo. He will love this, though you know because he's a handsome guy that he's related to okay, um new cut employees versus bosses - oh God, stop playing with me right now. Dude there's been writing things since I was in high school, it's insane bro nice good job um. Why don't you make gingerbread comedy blocks, can't believe you're not actively moving the proletarian struggle forward at all times? I don't know what that means. No, I felt bad. I felt bad last night I felt like I I'll be honest. I shouldn't I. I thought that, like I did something last night and it made me, feel bad: okay, not the not the Ohio towers that we made, because that was fire. Okay, the Ohio tower that we made the murder mystery. That was great, but the girls specifically Myung Yvonne Leslie Ray they all made incredible gingerbread houses, but I felt really bad because, like I thought you know, I didn't calculate well enough that you know this was the last day of the charity and everyone's Pockets were [. __ ] dry at this point you know what I mean so I uh I I donated to saikuno right and one I thought it would come later like. I thought there was a lot of donuts coming in, so there would be more of a delay and two. I thought that that would gear up everybody to, like start, don't know, matching aggressively. You know what I mean like all the simps and it didn't happen and it kind of like [ __ ] ruined it. It kind of ruined the competition because, like saikuno just won immediately, you know yeah, but I, but I wanted them to reach the 200 000 goal. So that was number one and number two. I wanted everybody to like [ __ ] start. You know I wanted all the big Euler simps to like get geared up okay to get geared up and go crazy over it. Oh my God, he said it's not out of the question Mr B says: can I be the new tutor CEO Elon Muses? It'S not out of the question Jesus Christ Hassan! You need to do this to your hair pal, I'm not doing that to my hair man. I know you guys all want me to do that and if I were to do that, I would go green first. Okay for Zorro, if I were to [ __ ] buzz my hair and dye it. I would go green first, probably because Zorro's the [ __ ] man and I simp for him. And yes, it's one piece shut the [ __ ] up. I know that's just Jay Baldwin anyway, I'm azoro enjoyer, you know he's racist right yeah. Why do you think I want to be like him dude wait? Why is Zora racist? Is that a meme nice bathroom? Is that a meme God you are such a [, __ ], cringe internet kid I swear to God, uh he races as [ __ ], oh cause. All of his enemies are black. He does. He does routinely fight almost exclusively black people so far, which is weird anyway anyway. Anyway, anyway, is it meme because his enemies are always black yeah, so Bradley Martin Paul was amazing. Thank you. There'S going to be more opportunities, I'm going to be on the Jeff wittick podcast later tonight, as well um. On top of him coming over, he was raised against Arlon, calling him half fish: okay, okay, okay, okay, we're done with the we're done with the the one piece memes, okay, there's too much to cover, there's too much to go on about! I don't know. Half of these [ __ ] enemies, yet but yeah, a lot of his enemies are POC or just straight up. Black um, the trending page is gone. Wait really no explore! Oh what the [ __ ], oh! Finally, he heeded the trending page. Nice, that's cool! I'M glad that he did that because I hated knowing what was going on in the world. You know on the application that we use to find out what's going on in the world. You know what I mean. That'S like that's cool. It'S like I love when uh all these [ __ ] apps, basically do the same dumb, [, __ ], where all these [ __ ] apps, basically do the same dumb [, __ ], where like Instagram is like supposed to be so you can check in on Your [ __ ] friends and like what kind of food they're posting or whatever the [ __ ], you know what I mean or originally that was what Facebook was and then Facebook turned into like the white supremacist, like Q, Anon conspiracy, machine okay, then Instagram was Supposed to be, when you look at you know, sexy ass models, who are uh not really showing their areolas, but like almost Okay and like your friends, that's it like you look at memes, you look at sexy models and you look at friends and like what they're Up to right, that's supposed to be what the [ __ ] Instagram was now it's just like all stories and like tick tocks from eight weeks ago that [ __, ] boomers are posting. Okay and Twitter is supposed to be about literally the trending tab, man. What the [ __ ] going on in the world, that's like what that is what Twitter is for, why the [ __ ] is every website doing this. Every [, __ ] social media platform is like. Oh the thing. You know the thing that you, you know came here for yeah [, __ ], that leaves with Instagram and at least with, like every other [ __ ], one of these, like websites. You have something new that they put. You have something uh new that they put up instead, now it's just gone just like I hated being up with IG, very cool, then sort of every social media platform views Only For You. Tab is still up. Rest is gone on. Twitter bro, they added Impressions, counts of the tweets. Stop it. There is no [ __ ] way. Did he actually post this? Did he actually post this? Did it actually did he actually post this, like this didn't happen to me, but it, but it could have. Is that what he's saying? No? This is a meme right. This is another [ __, ] meme, you guys are sending another meme right. Do the possible legal ramifications of my actions. I have to confess to the person in the video I posted was not my son stalker. There is a stalker, however, that wasn't him no that's bait, there's no [ __ ] way. I hate when you guys do that your new tweet. Isn'T loading wait? What really? What is happening on this [ __ ] dumbass plow, is Twitter. Breaking again I mean every [ __ ] day. It feels like it's breaking anyway. My point was uh getting back to the [ __ ], oh God, I'm all over the place today. Getting back to the gingerbread [ __ ], I felt bad. I felt bad that, like uh, you know the the 5K donut plus, like everything else, uh kind of overshadowed it. You know what I mean um and the girls actually got uh like they made great [ __ ]. They made great [, __, ] and uh, and I think that, like they didn't get enough uh, they didn't get enough props for how sick their houses were, and I I felt a little bad about that. You know yeah go, show support to everyone that posts their gingerbread houses. Um, don't feel bad. You helped meet the 200k uh goal yeah, I know, but still it just it were they mad about it. No, they weren't mad about it, dude what the [ __ ]. I I felt bad though, regardless, like I looked over at a certain point, I felt like me, young was sad. I looked over. I felt like Rey was sad. I was just like [ __ ], I'm [ __ ] bullied anyway. Um it was having. The dog walked away you're like no come back. Oh, oh! That'S for my Instagram story. Okay anyway, um Lil yachty says he doesn't have casual sex anymore and feels that some women think he's gay because of it. I just had too much sex that it like it's deluded to me. That'S how I feel too man same same bro straight up, relatable [, __ ] is so relatable dude. It'S crazy he's just like me for real, I'm just saying like he might be. Gay though, or he might be ace or he might be not like horny, he might just have no libido, I don't know it could be so much. Sbf is free. No he's not free he's on her house arrest. What the [ __ ] you talking about! Fdx founder Beckman freed released on 250 million dollar Bond at U.S court appearance. Wait what no, I think, he's on how under house arrest got a 250 million dollar Bond, wait so someone just he has 25 mil yeah. He has to stay with his parents. Someone is dropping 25 mil for SBF to be out. That'S crazy, who the [ __ ] has 25 million dollars to drop like that. Whoever wants the epsteinm has 25 mil bro it's easier to Epstein someone in a [ __, ] federal prison than it is to Epstein them outside. It seems like okay, I don't know 250 million guys when you have a 250 million dollar Bond. You get 10 of that and you have to pay 10 of the bond. Some of you have never been arrested or have haven't watched. Any TV shows, I guess about you, know: informative TV shows like Dog, the Bounty Hunter and it [ __ ] shows. Okay, don't talk to me if you've never watched dog, the [ __ ] Bounty Hunter, [, __, ], okay, no, you have to go to a bondsman but yeah anyway, ERM that's wrong! That'S if you have a bondsman to front the other 90. I mean yeah. That'S how it works, though you have to pay bail to the court and get it back or you pay 10 to a bondsman and don't get it back. I don't even know who the [ __ ], what kind of bonds what kind of bondsman has 250 mil like? I don't think dog has it. I said 25 mil because it's 10 percent, okay, you put down. Okay, you go to a bail, bondsmith, okay and you tell them. I need 250 mil. I'M give you 10 percent, so somebody at the [ __ ] front 25 mil probably pay for the whole thing. His parents are rich bro they're, not that rich they're, not two they're, not 25, mil Rich. That'S crazy! Also, I don't even know who has 250 million to just [ __ ] Drop Like That uh, because that's crazy, like that's pretty [ __ ] insane um, hey! It'S on just so, you know the bond is 250 million. I think you made a mistake and said 25 mil love the Stream take some time off and think about that anyway. Um but yeah he's uh to be placed under house arrest in order to surrender his passport, I mean he's. Definitely a [ __ ]. He is definitely a Flight Risk like so I don't know, I don't know how that [ __ ] works. What is this? This is a northern line. Sodastream get a soda stream yeah. Why don't? I just buy a SodaStream and uh make a stand on the conflict in the Gaza Strip. Okay, God I [ __ ] love North listen! I don't have the same luxuries as uh the pseudonymous. Amongst us, every single purchase I make in my life has to it. It gets uh evaluated on moral and ethical Reasons by people. I'Ve never met before who take it in the worst possible Faith possible, possibly get a soda stream, I'm gon na DM him. I want to do something with him. I don't know what but sex yeah. I want to collaborate with him in this sexual way. Yeah [, __, ], didn't you say no more collabs. No, I meant like. No, I don't mind, collaborating on stream. I meant like no more [ __ ] podcasts, like I keep doing other people's podcasts and [ __ ]. I keep like constantly [ __ ], going uh and and doing like uh. You know other people's streams and stuff, and I'm not able to do my own stream for as long as I want to you know have North on the pod. Wait. He doesn't seem like he would leave his place. Yes he's a father dude. I would never do that to a man. I would never do that to a Canadian, bald father, okay, I would not force him to come down to [ __ ], Los Angeles anyway. Um get moomunan he's a fake wife and kid played geogues or the northern line. I suck at that people taking what you say uncharitably again. What what do you mean? What happened? What did I do? Okay, let's watch this [ __ ], Matt Watson, video, apparently we'll do the same Bank Run fraud, [, __ ]. In a second, I saw a video today of a boxing match: Blastoise came after you hard last. This was great Hassan is a great order, but his knowledge base is honestly subpar, but he is knowledgeable about how to avoid the top of the hour ad Break by subscribing for five dollar Jesus Christ, speaking of which chat. Thank you. What'S going on everybody, I'm laughing alive, we're just gon na restart. We we have to reset after that. That'S that that's that's [ __ ] up that is literally [ __ ] up I've. Never that is so [ __ ]. It is the top of the hour. You guys used a blow clip from last night to debate me with the top of the hour ad break debate. You'Ve broken me. Why had? Why did you do this you've destroyed me? I will never be able to top this. This is disgusting. 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Let him crucify you that's why we went on break actually, because because I wouldn't let him crucify me um, what was the bot rating? I don't know, chat got their holiday checks in W granny yeah. That was at 9.95 out of 10., who the [ __ ] rated, that lower than a 10., some of you [, __ ], are insane. I thought that that was going to be the first 10 10. that we would ever experience in this chat like I literally because that is a 10 10., like that straight up. That was insane shouts out the Blastoise for that one God [ __ ], damn it that [ __ ] was crazy, um anyway, anyway, okay, okay, okay, uh, The Chosen Juan. Thank you for the five you have the Dalton seven on zero and by staying. Thank you for the five as well: um uh, okay, we're gon na do super mega, Matt Watson and how he debated Joe Rogan into talking about. I saw a video today of a boxing match between a father and a son. It made me so sad made me so sad because there's this young kid he looks like he's, probably like 17 or 18 and the father's 42. yeah. This is not real, I don't think it's them and the father beats the [ __ ]. Out of him I mean like dings him in the head and keeps punching him. I'M like that's your son, that's your son and we're watching. You beat your son up because I get your son probably got cocky with you, but and he celebrates after he knocks his son out. It made me so sad because, first of all, I'm like that kid has brain damage now: 100. Maybe it's just a little okay. Let'S be real: Matt Watson had brain damage beforehand: okay, oh maybe he'll be fine, maybe he'll get over it, but maybe you [ __ ] him up. That can happen too. He might be depressed from now on, after that he might [ __ ] up his pituitary gland. It happens to people, and you just did that to your son you're supposed to like touch him up, he's supposed to not even hurt him like slam him in the body a little bit like you think he can fight okay, good dude, okay, let's have a little Boxing match you don't tee off on your son's face on television. It'S crazy! Oh! Oh, my God! It is this! Then! Oh, my God he's so [ __ ], stupid dude! Oh my God! On television! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh, my God, Joe Rogan is the dumbest man in America. There ain't no [, __ ] way. The kid looks young to me. He looks like you know, he could be 20., he could be 19., he looks young he's real skinny and the father's kind of jacked, not too jacked, but you know, he's fit and he could [ __ ] punch. He knows that box and the sun doesn't look like he has any idea what the [ __ ] he's doing. I don't know what the thing was like someone sent it to me and they were like cheering that this old guy knocked his son out. I was like you guys are crazy that you failed you've failed as a man yeah. This is it that's not exactly what was happening. It'S not what is it? They'Re, not fathers. Oh Jamie [, __ ] Jamie that you failed. You'Ve failed as a man yeah. This is it, that's not exactly what was happening. It'S not what is it they're, not father, son? Oh, why does it lie? It says. Father knocks out son at celebrity boxing match, got ta get somebody to click on this bro. You are the dumbest man on the planet. He said. Why does it lie? He said: why does it lie? It'S called click bait you're, one of the most successful [ __ ] YouTubers on the planet. He said: why does it lie? Wait, a minute Jamie. What you really tell me, someone on the internet would just lie like that. This was like a YouTuber thing, this guy's a YouTuber and he's a YouTuber, I'm such a sucker. I saw dude that is [ __ ] awesome. Oh my [ __ ] god! That'S it! I don't even know what to say about this with a quote retweet, it's just like I just no I'm just gon na say this man does his own research man. This is the guy who does his own [ __ ] research dude. This is this honestly. If that was my son with a daddy tattoo on his chest, like that, I'd probably knock him out too. God he's so [ __, ] stupid it just like blows my goddamn mind how [ __ ] stupid. He is dude. My dad is 30 years of pent-up rage to work out. I have pissed off the pissed on this man. I wrecked his house. I [ __ ] up his thermostat. If I got into the ring with him, whatever happens to me is on my head. This is the problem I've had with Rogan for many years now, he's so unbelievably credulous too stupid to have this platform just success. Whatever anyone says in front of him dude I'm. I can't believe I'm saying this okay, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Joe Rogan unironically is too stupid to have a platform like because, like Americans are too stupid, okay, it's the same as like the Alex Jones problem. You know what I mean where like Alex Jones, is a brilliant Entertainer, okay, but unfortunately, people can't consume Alex Jones's con Alex Jones's content like in the way that you're supposed to like. I do. You know what I mean you're like oh, that guy's [ __ ] crazy. How funny right? No people go. Oh no! He'S right about the psychic pedophile vampires and I'm gon na go like do a [, __ ] school shooting. Now you know what I mean like people can't people literally are too [ __ ] insane to appreciate Alex Jones for what it is, and people are unfortunately too stupid to appreciate Joe Rogan for what it is Joe Rogan can be very entertaining okay. He can be very entertaining and he is very good at, like you know, having guests on and just like, literally being like uh, What uh, okay, so uh yeah, I I think you're right, yes, uh, vampires and werewolves probably did exist in like ancient society and um. You know that's why they built the pyramids like that's the kind of guy Joe Rogan is like entertaining for you know to talk to about like uh. You know an ape uh, ripping a human being's face off or something like that's Joe Rogan, but unfortunately Joe Rogan is like it becomes a dangerous weapon of misinformation. Because of that that same stupidity that makes him so entertaining makes him so [ __ ], devastatingly scary. When so many goddamn idiots are like yeah, no, that's our guy! That'S my guy he's just like me for real, like this man is an internet content. Creator Nesbit. Thank you for the fact I get the subs and he's falling for, like literally the dumbest [ __ ], clickbait dude. It just shows, like I don't know, what's going on, I don't know if it's this [ __, ], CTE or something Joe Joe thinks YouTube. Boxing event is real life. Fatherly abuse of a son, Joe, should have items on the discuss. How a YouTuber called Dad isn't. Actually that guy's dad, I just don't wait what they shouldn't allow wait. They shouldn't allow that what's his, why is his name Dad? If he's not the other person's father like they, I don't get it. He said. Why did it lie bro? He said why did it lie like this is a hilarious, it's a [, __ ] hilarious clip, but also at the same time, it's like it kind of shows how [ __ ] dumb. He is dude Jesus Christ, like I get God sometimes as well. We have no media literacy. A lot of you constantly [ __ ] serve me fake tweets that you see from juniper and you're. Like oh look at what Elon did now like. That'S fine. Sometimes everybody gets God, but when you get God, you don't continue. [ __ ], leaning into it, okay and you don't get got by click bait and then go. Why does it lie foreign? It blows my [ __ ], mind dude, it's like how how how are you a content creator on the internet for this long and you just still have profoundly misunderstood the concept of like clickbait. Like you just don't know what that is, there's a seven minute clip from Joe Rogan yesterday, where he just watches Tucker Carlson, basically claims that the CIA told him they killed JFK and he was like Wow mystery solved. Okay, first of all, that's like one of those Tucker Carlson uh free money, hours; okay, that's actually a Tucker Carlson bonus episode where Tucker Carlson does talk about some [ __ ], deep State, [, __ ], and he is unironically kind of truthful about, like the Deep State [ __ ], going on. I haven't watched the JFK conspiracy yet, but you know the CIA probably did Kill JFK. I'M not gon na [ __ ] sit here and act like oh, my God. What a strange conspiracy theory that is like come on. Okay, like Tucker Carlson, is doing agitated propaganda about like immigrants uh coming over and invading this country so that they can like make everybody eat chimichangas or some [ __ ]; okay, that's [, __ ], that's [, __, ], dumb fake made up [ __ ], but In order to justify that stuff, Tucker Carlson will sometimes say real [ __ ], like the CIA, probably killed JFK. You know don't come in here and and like don't come in here and then [ __ ] talk about the one time Tucker Carlson, like is doing relatively truthful coverage. Probably I haven't seen it. I can't speak on it, but, like that's Tucker Carlson doing that on purpose so that he can get the conspiracy uh fools to believe all the other dumb [ __ ]. That he's saying what is this inside Billy Ray Cyrus and Dolly Parton had Miley Cyrus wait. What Dolly Parton, oh Dolly partners are godmother. I was like what the [ __ ], I don't think Billy Ray Silas and Dolly Parton had sex to produce Miley uh Billy Ray. That'S your instantly, your favorite Hassan. I was just trending, so I wanted to see what the [ __ ] was on the trending tab um. No, I will not stop until every American is forced for chimichangas, inshallah yeah, I mean that'd, be [ __ ] great um, see I had killed everyone who wanted to make a meaningful change before he passed a point or no return. Hey everybody proved the CIA assassination JFK conspiracy with a whiteboard. This is from two years ago, so I don't know if that's uh real or not what former 911 dispatcher lit 20 plus Ohio forest fires to give the boy something to do fed, say what depressed Fire Department, dispatcher dude, what a normal day in Ohio! This is. I mean seriously like I know that, like Tick, Tock made Ohio exists when it's not a real [ __ ] place, but I mean this does this: this is very Ohio. [ __ ] you dude, shut up [ __ ], I put listen. The Ohio cultural committee gave me a a fat [ __ ] Grant specifically, so I could put Ohio on the map in a positive way, but when you got dispatchers doing [, __ ] like this, it's gon na be hard. Okay, I did. I put it on the map. I put Ohio on the map. Yesterday, okay, alongside Ohio's, most prosperous, most Bountiful Sun foolish hobbies in Ohio literally just be arson. The boot looking is reaching dangerous thermonuclear levels. What is this? We need you to become the biggest donor in 2044 election cycle. Elon take the Arizona Center Race, For example. The awesome BG masses was outspent nearly nine to one remember when, like Nuance, bro was like a Centrist, and people were like. Oh, this guy's, a Centrist, uh and, and now he's just like saying, Blake Masters - was an awesome candidate. I love that anyway. Remember you are the number one search streamer in Ohio yeah. I I do remember that I will never forget that. Actually, that's why I [ __ ] put Ohio on the goddamn map baby. You know it. Every Centrist is actually right-wing. I'Ve never been as interesting sympathetic to any left ideas. Yes, shout out to feather fetterman country, we hate ninja. Now, though, this got to be updated. Yeah Pokeman is Florida, makes sense. Hawaii is also Florida. I mean Hawaii is also Pokemon, Alaska, California, Pokey sweeps. To be honest, I think the funniest is like xqc, not very Googled, except for [ __ ] Minnesota, wait what it says eight. What was it eight states that have Google liked you the most like where the [ __ ]? Is it number eight overall? Oh I'm number two overall Tyler won number one that doesn't make sense. Louisiana is the only place where Tyler got Google. This doesn't make sense at all. This is also an investigation conducted by what casino grounds the [ __ ]. Does that mean is the number of states xqc8, but it only says Minnesota on the map. So what's up, it's total count. So why is xcc only on Minnesota, then? Okay, we're done we're done with this. We'Re done with this Electoral College. Minnesota is worth eight for streaming. Tesla is now down 69 nice. I just invested in the Tesla bro. Oh well, good luck. Man buy the dip, as they say: um Elon, Musk, what the [ __ ] bro cutie literally just said. Have you seen a black product hers at your house on the dining table or Chair by chance and two minutes later texting me just kidding? I found it. That'S crazy, like that that seems like before you. That seems like a thing where you just like kind of look around in your immediate vicinity before you send that text message. That'S funny! Okay, cutie, poop story! Okay, don't don't bring that up? That'S that's! For paywall Content! Only okay, that's in the trust Circle, if you're, if you're, watching the paywild content, that's that's trust Circle. [, __, ], you're not allowed to [ __ ], bring it outside of the circle of trust. Okay, we do not talk about cutie and poop outside of the trust Circle. Anyway, um you asked for 25 minimum wage. You get first fully automated McDonald's in Texas people of tick tock. The way we McDonald's may be changing forever check this out who's making the burgers you want to know more head on over to my Instagram Cook's, not automated! So, what's up, are they gon na? Take the additional profits that they're going to be making off of the automation process and like give it to the [ __ ] chefs how nice oh just kidding! That'S not how this works. Clearly, um one of the funniest parts about this. First of all, like, of course, the people that are making the burgers are probably still going to be making the burgers they're still going to be getting [. __ ] paid nothing uh, someone's gon na be feeding the the Machine belt. You know what I mean: it's not like fully automated, that's [ __ ], mostly just a gimmick but um. The irony, of course, is that like bro, what is it if your job isn't like [, __, ], posting dumbass, memes and, like you know, sexually assaulting uh women at every [, __ ] right-wing media operation that you work at like Elijah, Shafer uh? So what like? You know you don't deserve a 25 minimum wage like what's happening. I don't get it. I I I just truly do not understand this. It'S like! What'S up, I I don't. I don't get it like you're, a worker dumbass. It'S not like you, [ __, ] own Capital, shut the [ __ ] up. I hate this once again. I have no issue with automation. I have no issue with artificial intelligence and automation, except I do think that robot overlords will inevitably wipe us out. However, but I do have an issue it with is, as I've talked about time and time again, distribution of profit or the existence of profit, if you will or how profit gets distributed or what profit is depending on where you are on the spectrum of like teetering. On the edge of Socialism or whatever, okay, because the reality is phones, uh, [, __, ], the internet computers have made us infinitely more productive as workers. It has turned our work hours into a 24 7 process, pretty much because we're constantly accessible. Now. Having said that, okay, our output is significantly higher, but that has not led to us making more money when we are working. There'S a new LAPD high-speed Trace yeah, it's a it's a Honda dude in the middle of the day. That'S crazy, unbelievable God! I love crime. So much you guys know this is a a pro-crime stream. Damn bro you can see the [ __ ] Chopper pilot eating his boogers, they zoomed in on it. I don't even know where the car is, though, because I feel like getaways usually happen at night right. Oh there is that it I feel, like getaways, usually happen at night, so like there's at least like a high beam on the car, so it makes it easier to [, __ ] figure out who's running, and I don't know which one the car I I like, Who am I rooting for man everyone's driving, pretty fast brother, which one is it? Is it the chopper? Did someone did someone steal the the police Chopper like what the [ __ ] uh, I'm just saying that right now we're getting a lot. This is not a better stream brother. I don't know why you sent that to me. I thought this would be a better stream, but it's farther uh LAPD now saying this is not the vehicle on the 101, so we're gon na go back over to uh back over to where we were originally over there by Lankershim the LAPD helicopter. That'S the one! I'M listening to right now, I'm saying that for anybody else, that's uh working to help us. Let me work Dylan Dylan! We got to go back, they lost them Dylan's our pilot today, by the way uh it was so this is one of those bro. You cannot be serious, bro yeah, that they're so bad God they are so [, __ ] bad dude. I can't even [ __ ] watch to like experience a a dude break, some ankles, you know what I mean like you picked. This up believe me we'll make our way back over there I mean I'm a fan of when crime wins, obviously as a crimer as a fan of crime, but like at least give me a [, __ ] chase. You know what I mean.