Psychic Night Live @ The Wig & Slingback

If you enjoy the show please tip us at: https://ko-fi.com/isolationcreations - It's Psychic night in The Wig & Slingback ... so we are joined by our very own Psychic Sidekick - Divinity, the Queen of our souls. As well as your horoscopes and guidance for your year ahead, she will be performing paranormal investigations and answering your questions with the help of her likkle angels. And if the stream should drop out then just hang about and, fingers crossed, we will be back with you in about five minutes or so ... once we've popped a few 20p's in the meter!

Thank you, hello, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm having a dinner party and I seem to run out of coffee. You can be anything you want to be there. There'S excitement Fancy free. There, take your family there, but you've got to be there. Yeah be there. The time hello customers, it's nearly six o'clock pack up and piss off, but New Year's here. So let's celebrate at the Allied sale tomorrow, there's a lot of big surprises for everyone. Amazingly low priced velvet curtains from only 9.99 and fabulous half price offers ensues from only 499 pounds. I'M big surprise Bargains on over 3 000. Carpets like this one half price at only 3.99 per square yard, so get down to Allied this weekend. Really. Surprise yourself, hello, hello, sister Benicia. Here we are joined by a very special guest in the Wigan slingback welcome to video, so you've got it all sorted here, Robin yeah yeah welcome to the wig and slingback. Oh it's. What is great to be here. I hope you've had a lovely pestering season and I'd like to wish you a happy and Preposterous New Year uh. Well, we um. We started the new year off there with, of course Cilla Black, the late Cilla Black, I didn't know she's always comes around a couple of shag piles that girl was um, but we're lucky enough. We are joined by um, the late silver black. She actually um comes to the the bar. You should see where she goes on Friday nights um anyway, I'm gon na run through who's in the um in the pub tonight um. If you have any messages for anyone, you just pipe up yeah who me or them no, you Paul any messages for any of these people, because I'm going to run through quite quickly, so we first of all we're bursting through the doors was Joshua Spencer. Oh he's! Not being well has he has he not no, no a bit of only dials right on the throat and then um, nibbles and Bubbles. Oh come through a new little mouth on the house. I uh, I believe, are you getting that message from your Spirit guides? Have a little [, __, ], um, Jason Darcy next he's our bouncer he's on the oh he's now he's a window to watch. Is it oh yeah? I see great things for that young lad. Next up we had publicly disgraced Mark the vicar. I bet you're not really so um Mark the Vickery you're right with a man of the cloth. Do you know I love touching cloth. I love touching nuns, priests Vickers. Whatever you know it's all. Okay, for you, they're all right with your psychic ways. I'M open I'm like an open box: dolls, uh, Claire BBQ next in yeah, and then we were joined by a couple of Danish gentlemen. Yes, now they have also a very special feline in their lives, Mrs Rasmussen, so that came in the ends. Yeah um. Do you know the Danish for happy New Year, yep pot noodles uh Pauline Grant next um Pauline thought she was going to be first through the door, but she's not and then through the bursting through from New York state is Tracy 30. Tracy Quirk, Tracy Turley. Any news from Tracy for Tracy Quirk, um just live, laugh and love. Um she'd like to know she's got. I think it's her 10th anniversary, oh yeah. On January, the 13th yeah her and Earl any advice for her and Earl Candlelight, yeah, kisses yeah and a sweet little pudding, a banana pudding, the banana pudding. They have those they're all sorts of pudding over there dude, you name it and the challenge of pudding all right. Well, there we are some advice for Tracy 30. um Jane Wagner. Next in you liked Wagner in The X Factor, didn't you wagbo yeah, yeah uh? It'S just Dave, then bursting he's in Georgia. Now my heart always goes a little plotter when uh our paths cross. Does it our little uh phenomenon paths? Yes, he sent me a lovely box of cards once he sent me the Golden Girls, um tarots, didn't they uh Cilla Black Obe then appeared the phenomenon she she arose from her Crypt closely followed by Joel Hazeldean. Now he's a lovely lad, he is. Is he? Oh? Yes, a my little Sarah in there Elaine um is it uh Elaine's, a pet Elaine's, the Mother-in-law, oh um and, of course, um you're, very good friends with hazel Dean as well. Weren'T you in the 70s yeah yeah who's leaving who yeah well. She left she left herself, oh um, Gene Laurie then came in next. Now I don't know Gene, I think, she's a new one to your group. Isn'T she she is new. She was talking a lot about ghosts. The other night when we popped up New Year's Day. Oh, she was, she was saying about a man in the corner, smoking yeah. Oh, did Africa. Give me the. What is that? Did you know? Were you watching at home? Yes, I could see him. Oh, he could you yeah. So she's got the gift. She'S got the gift and I tell you what he wasn't. He was. He wasn't smoking a pipe or a cigarette. A bong, no he's just smoking. Oh uh Cassie Herbert next. In no that's a new name. Isn'T it yeah kezi Herbert's recently joined us any messages for kezzy um whisper a little bit more, all right. There we go, which was the Moonlight um. Let me have a look. Anyone else that joined us. Coral, Daft came in Coral, says happy New Year now, where's. My large glass of jam shed. It should be right in front of you if you, if you sort yourself out where's that Paul, is he so it went out for you, my darling, um. You love a jam. Shed, didn't you sorry, you love a jam shed. Didn'T you I, like a potting shed okay, it's a little bit stronger than a jam shed um. Let'S have a look. Anyone else that joined us in this Cameron. While came in next Sandra Brown, yeah popped in um, Paul McFarlane appeared now. He writes in capital letters. Well, it's bold, it's Scottish! Isn'T it yeah, he is yeah yeah. Did you say he's bald, he's bold b-o-l-d. I know he's ball, he's bald as well. There'S a bold lad. He'S got a lovely big art, oh and his wife, or isn't she isn't she bloody gorgeous and he's got Dickie boards yeah peril? Oh yeah, the lovely dianella she'll be here as well. Happy New Year says seven Network preposter's New Year to you, my child, my darling um. We have uh, let's see how the columns coming up in the little thing. Aren'T they uh lee Ludlow came in next said: hello, pip, says hello and Shalom exciting night tonight. What should that mean? Um Pips of the Jewish faith? Oh yeah, so um he's just celebrated Hanukkah, oh yeah! Oh, I know I know her. Do you? Gareth is next in he's from Porto yeah, first age, Comics Lucy over in Lancashire. Oh no! I'Ve been around her shop in Lancaster, yeah spiritually. Not personally, are you just put you're just astral plane yeah. I went through the neck of letterbox yeah, it's a little shop. If you're ever around, there have a look around um, Dale, libertson Pops in Dale libertson says good evening. Everyone now is is the is the chap in Bradington? Isn'T it he is in Bridlington? Is the Doctor Who fan isn't it? He is. You know him? Oh yeah, you visited him. Oh I've seen us I've seen him in Angeline uh, oh no, you haven't. I just bloody out. Um BG bear is here: oh eyepiece, I've got a pink wig purple, wig um, Darren bramley's popped in he says evening or happy New Year. A quick one tonight he's up at 2AM. Oh really, yeah, he's on that uh good morning. You know with Richard madeley. It looks like it at 2AM. Doesn'T it any uh news for Richard madeley yeah? You want Darren to pass that up. Yeah loose lips sink ships! Helen, any any news for Judy Finnegan, hot water bottle, horlicks and three pills all right pass that on um. Let'S have a look anyone else, my uh David Moore's is in that's my father, uh seconds with Matt with me, um David. I'Ve done all my backyard in seconds. Did you get it from wallpaper P? I did oh, it gives me extra discount. Does he yeah? I bet he does uh Joshua Spencer we've said uh. Let'S have any new names on here. Uh, Linda Le Hughes. Is here. That'S my cousin Lucy. Is she the one in a clinical doggies she's got a dog called Rudy and a dog called Wally yeah Wally's a bit stinky and doesn't like old people? Well, that's less like me: isn't it um? That'S anyone else in Melissa, J, Ms Alyssa Jace she's, like the Spice Girls, Melissa, J, Mel J. She says divinity's such a phenomenon. I tell you what Melissa love? I'M sorry about phenomenon that Uber driver all your dark thoughts. Did you get the Uber here? I got the Uber here, oh he was he could. He was undressing me with his eyes. Yeah dark thoughts, hello there. I will Wells eye makeup's very similar to you. Well, I did look at his little site earlier on. Can you see my smokey eyes? I'D love to know will how you do that thing where you separate eyelashes, it looks very lovely. It'S like. Oh, your eyelashes separated. Do I not oh no um, let me have anyone else who joined us late, um. I think we're. I think, we're about there. Dianella di Angela's uh here, Cy slimbo, is in the house. Well, there's a blast for the pastor, we're just talking about you. We were talking about you, size, limbo and um. All our theories have now gone to pop, because here you are but a good night for you to come and join us icelyn both see you again we're talking about the psychic World. You'Ve been missed. You, of course know about people that have passed over that rainbow bridge um. Yes, like slimbo, we thought you um were uh, maybe um the friends. What are you doing now? The friend who brings Cilla Black into our world um? But I guess we're wrong because here he is um day Meg Mortimer is also in the house, so she is another of um, your spirits, old Nolly. Let'S have a look over this side of the room, so we have two bars. So I'm going over to The Snug that, with the huge, the Facebook snug first through the door. Well, I came in here first yeah yeah, lovely people, Neil Sandwell, Lady V little Lord Henry yep in and they have their dog Hetty Wayne, throw up with them. Mark mondam and Pearson, possibly with Ricky and Milo yep, another dog lover, Martin Garden Spence, from up in Aberdeen macaroni pies uh. Sarah Simpson have you got killed on dial. Sarah Simpson wants to know if um Peggy is all right, how's Peggy the liquor Dog's good. She can uh sends my phenomenon around me, um she's, down on the floor right now, Richard Bob and stuffer evening. Everyone Minds a slow, comfortable screw. What about a drink? Mark Hall says he's just he says good evening, just making food but then he'll be with us. Oh, let me know what you're having oh, I know what you're having uh add a bit more salt Filippo yakimo blackavorte uh is in Melanie Fairley is here: yeah uh, Gabrielle chassis, Gabby, chassis, sassy, Jesse from um state of Maryland, Maine yep Andrew orm evening guys Happy New Year to you, both Jason new Jason Rigby's, here, yeah, lovely, Beth and Williams - is here now I think she's from Wales. Isn'T she Australia, yeah New South Wales, yeah um, so Yaki Dart good day in yakida, Smock Bob is in uh Tom Cruise is here um, Erica and Deacon is in the house um anyone else, uh, Erica and Deacon, says perfect makeup and hair Divinity. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Love Melanie Fairley says is that a new wig, it's lovely. Well, it's new hair, dude um Nigel TC, says I'll. Let you both pass our regards on to Alan. Where is she by the way oh he's had to pop out to Aldi? Oh yeah, do you know he won't be back? You know he's queuing for pride. Oh, is it it's a new drink? Oh yeah, I thought it was like like a walk thing. No! No um Gabby chassis noticed that I'm in a little shirt and tie I've got a sparkly tie on as well yeah yeah, I sort of dressed up for Divinity Leanne McGee good morning good evening. Everyone, sorry I'm a little bit late, she's down and down under in Australia. As you know, yeah um Heather Crow is in. She loves you, your glasses. You have the new papers, you'll, have them um anyone else here, uh I'm missing loads of comments, but I'm looking for names, Suzanne Elizabeth George is in looking gorgeous tonight. She says Divinity she does look gorgeous. You look lovely tonight. She doesn't Alex Clark, says good evening running late, now, get them spaghetti. Oops on um Robert Brown says Happy New Year to both um Divinity Erica and Deacon, with a question divinity. When are we going to get that Bloody bathroom finished? Why do you need to speak to Good Plumber dolls? I guess a misty fry might be doing it. Well, he's busy he's busy, actually hey um smart Bob would like to know if you'll ever find that bottle of cherry B he's been searching for it's actually slipped back of the freezer. Now um. I think that's everyone over here, uh there's a question there. Uh Martin got into my Kilt is always on Divinity, but can you psychic gift sense, whether he's a true Scotsman or not, you are doll. Yep. Oh, yes, got a smile on your face. There. Aren'T you Divinity and Greg D is here as well. Now can I just say: I'm a bit: I'm a bit disappointed. Yeah who's still got the tree up. Oh, we haven't got archery, I know you're bloody. Have now. No too. I took it down before New Year. Now we don't go to all this trouble. You know you know, creating trees, will look alike, some Baubles and balls on it. You know there's a reason why they're here Christmas tree and it's not just to put in a box because you fed up a bit to do in Norway, isn't it no it's to do a little spirits and little wood angels. The idea of bringing a tree in the house was something that little wood, spirits and little little spirits and little phenomenon and coming out the cold and sit on your branches in your tree. In the warmth of your clouds. Well, they'll be all right because my trees folded up in a little bit and the look of lights were to welcome other Spirits into the house and you pop a bit of dried fruit on the branches. A couple of nuts those little oranges lemon slices cooked in Sugar, so they can have something to eat during the pestering period and then on top of the tree is your five-pointed star? Do you know what that means something to do with Satan? No, it's not too Satan! Oh, that weird food, you cook and I'm in the oven saitan it's um to representing the five elements which are uh air earth, water, fire and spiritsilla Spirit, yeah um. So I'm very disappointed because Christmas goes on till 6th of January. Oh well, let me tell you Jason Dawson, says mine's still up good. I knew he'd keep his up. Um Mark and Alex our decks are still up good um, Jason Rigby says it's not 12th night. Yet so he's keeping his up six six of January Philippa yakimo. The tree went in the back Garden today because it's shadowed well I'll I'll, forgive him because she's going back, because obviously the little Spirits can go and sitting in the garden, because sixth January is of course were little. Jesus was visited by the three wise Kings. Wasn'T he yeah and they brought some presents? Didn'T they yeah? You got some gold yeah, some Frankenstein sense yeah and a little bit which was useless for Mary. She wanted a couple of vouchers for mothercare, um Donna. Reese says it's still up there. Um Dave says you're. True Divinity it's Three Kings Day: it is um David Mortimer would like to know. Is that who's been eating all her quality Street, the little creatures from the little Fair they're like sugar? Oh honors, do you know when we first start when they start doing this back in the 16th century, the little little angels little Spirits were whisper Little Things, and now the chubby little assaults like Mary Mavis crew, it from uh they're eating constant sugar. Most of them are on sugar and a lot more have sugar, um and, of course, Joseph been a carpenter. He was able to make Mary one of them little cribs at ten dollars. Bed anyway. We we have um some readings for you all so um throughout the night we're going to be giving you um your stars so um, let's start where we're going to start with opening bloody areas Aries. Thank you, hello. Dolls. Now the constipation of Aries doesn't seem to contend many bright stars, but shuffling enough makeup for it down here now. My good friend over the bridge, psychic Doris Stokes, has popped in for a little bit of advice for you, hello, Doris love. What'S your first nugget, oh yeah, she says on a night before bed, never take a laxative and a sleeping pill. At the same time, it could be messy yeah, oh yeah, oh she's, shoving right left up there she'll said never wear a bikini for an hour in the month. That'S the fellas, oh she's, like Gracie fields of the Paris paranormal World up there. Yes, Doris love, yeah! Oh now, Doris says Fortune for you lot will be linked to a peking duck now enough. No me neither we're not sure what it is, we're, not sure if it's a Chinese meal or a little Park, bird nebbing and tapping at your kitchen window, yeah, yeah, you're, lucky numbers number, one and you're lucky objects. The garden. Gnome live, laugh and lips. Oh there. We are Aries, she was almost Doris yeah, a good friend, yeah yeah. Still a good friend. I'Ve got all the books, um uh says: he's looked down the back of the freezer and he's found a Lean Cuisine from 1988, so I wouldn't everyone's a winner, um uh. So good news for Aries your lucky number's number one. I can't remember what your lucky object. Was: God, no garden gnome, so uh yeah, good luck to you all um! Let'S have a look. Any questions coming in Joshua Spencer says it's funny, because I'm Aries and I love garden gnomes Divinity Nana stays um and Cilla Black says my Bobby liked to succulent Chinese duck and while I finally found out what they were Peking duck is, is there a little Chinese Restaurant up in the spirit world for um the Celebrity Ghosts. Oh yeah yeah - to go to well they're, getting ready for Chinese New Year. Are they up there lovely? Do they have a big party? Oh yeah, they do yeah. Of course, this year's the year of the rabbit or is it yeah um it was the year of the tiger. Is it this year this last year I can't that was a rat. Wasn'T it? Oh, I can't remember so. Yeah rabbits everywhere, uh Tracy 30, says she's. Gon na ask her partner for a garden gnome. We see gardeners are like little spirits, yeah little angels they're there to guard your flowers they're there to keep your little garden free of evil with the little garden gnomes yeah. I'Ve got a pair of garden names out in the garden here and I saw them yeah. Have you been out in the garden yeah I'd look before I come upstairs. Um BG bear read all of Doris Stokes books years ago and he's got a collection of gnomes, but he says he's not a Harry's he's, not you don't need to be a Harry's. Do you have a nurman a draw? A stock quote, you'd be open-minded. If you've got Doris strokesberg and a couple of gnomes, and I'm very surprised if you've got to know him the shape of Doris Starks now um, we of course have this little symbol here, which, if you click your phone on, that hold your phone camera up. That should take you to the site where you can um support the isolation, creations um, and if you would like to support um Divinity here, um we've got um a little um cat there. So if you touch the screen where the cat is well, you do you want to tell people what to do well. This is uh Barry the catch his little cousin. I'Ve got my cat render. You know yeah well, this is Barry yeah Irma's, my neighbor. It'S a gap, um and um. I said: look at his little Affairs: let's try, let's try and give him some spiritual love, so I thought put it into the mix so just want people to touch the screen, touch it and focus on it Blow kisses at it. Um, I know full well that a couple down in uh Parts, Scarborough I've got a new little [ __ ] in their life. They have nibbles and Bubbles, yep and she's settled in very, very well. She has so um is sending love your way. So just yeah. Just concentrate on um Barry, the cat yeah send Good Vibes in for Barry the cat. You can tell there's a northern cat, can't you what Northern cat yeah little grumpy mouth if you want, is that the first time you want to [ __ ] on your face, so we my mum and dad are in the um in the room um. Let'S I see you put off six seconds on your wooden furniture as well. I have yeah, we were yeah, we're all about the second. Your dad will be released um. Let'S have a look any any uh questions coming in for you Divinity well. I'Ve got some questions that we sent in earlier, so Divinity yes, um. Let me bring it up here. Oh hang on um Jimmy Galaxy would like to know Divinity. Please can you send me the winning lottery numbers? Oh yeah, do you know Euro Millions only? I knew I knew this would happen. You see, I don't know whether you've not know anybody in the phenomenon, world of spirits and and psychicness, but you see we're not really here to make financial gain. No, no, but what I can say is perhaps don't think of birthdays. Think of family shoe sizes, European, so maybe just go for like one two, three, four five, no European shoe size, okay, okay and Andy whittles also said: Can Divinity ask the spirit world for Friday's Euro Millions. We psychics, you know, get asked on this and you know you you happily give numbers, but when they, when you don't see him, probably loving the money, you never hear from them again. Um I've got another question here for you, Philip Owens, Divinity my grandmother passed to the other side three years ago, but we remember her talking fondly of a golden toy. She had yeah, it always put a smile on her face and gave her many years of satisfaction. Apparently, however, when sorting through her belongings, we couldn't find anything that matched that description. Please could you ask her where she's left it well, my little angels are telling me that uh she loved it that much she took it with her. Oh did she did you know it was on her person when she uh was, was buried or cremated all right and I'll. Tell you what gold is good because it doesn't rust, yeah and um. If ever you need some emergency cash, you're, always sitting on a little gold mine pop it in an envelope, send it to cash for gold yeah. Oh my gosh, let's hear from Taurus foreign foreign s, it can be messy born under the bowl, but for this for this time of the year, it's very importantly start looking for the coppers, not the police, you pennies Be Frugal, but also be generous. Like this Christmas, I bought my good friend Irma and under the counter fridge it was secondhand, but you should have seen her face lights at when she opened it now. I'Ve got my good friend, Beryl Reed, on the line over there in the uh into the over the bridge hotline. Hello, love! You all right, she's been giving me some great Frugal tips. Haven'T you love like last week she told me she's going to fill up my Honda Jazz with 260 pound worth of petrol and then just drive away. I got caught yeah brother just find me, h8 pound yeah seen him home and they said and that's a saving. 180 pounds pounds Barrel and Joseph said: make sure that you get the truth out there. Should I just set the record straight. No, she wasn't a reclusive lesbian with 55 cats living in the countryside. She liked dick should plenty of Affairs and show their own perfume called ease of virtue. You'Re, looking at objects as a Garibaldi, biscuit and you're. Lucky number is three Nana's Dave Sheila the Garibaldi biscuit did Barrel. Did she oh yeah, she still does chicken. Did they get biscuits up in the spirit world? They get anything they want. Do they have little Spirit Supermarket? They don't have Family Circle because they're [, __, ], um Dave Meg mortem has heard a rumor that Dale winton's trying to cross back over well. Dale'S. Always welcome, is he always popping in there yeah this side of the bridge, but he loves it. He loves dancing up and down that Rainbow Bridge I mean I miss. I do miss him on the Telly. Do you do you sometimes take the spirit of Dale Winton shopping with you around the supermarket? I do we play spaghetti, spaghetti Hoops, not spaghetti Hoops, spaghetti soup, so I'll, say Dale. I want t a b s before I know he's back with a bag of tea bags and he'll know what he'll know more about what tea bag um. Is that why we face was always proud, yeah, well, Venus um, says Divinity. What does the number 22 and the color cyan mean for him? Well, 22. Tomatoes, Turtle ducks and sign, of course, is blue. It'S a chance to the park. No, I think, I think holiday, oh okay, yeah, so what it's a holiday somewhere that has done well, the the only thing I'm thinking about is now is now I'm now thinking of geese, Canadian geese, Canada holiday to Canada, yeah well Venus and Mr Venus yeah. Well, there we go um Cilla Black said she was a friend of Dales who better read: uh no Cilla herself you're like okay, well, yeah um. Let'S have a look any other questions. Okay, Darren B says: Dale Winton insisted. Our cameras were as high as they would go because he had a thing about his chin. Oh he looked lovely. I can't ask yourself: you're, looking great he's got the same sort of he's sick. Talking of sickens he's got a bit of a sort of David Dickinson orange Sheen. Hasn'T he well, it's it's used to like the sun tan machine. Another thing that used to lay under oh yeah, yeah um Miriam Enver, would like to know who's going to win the Eurovision Song Contest in Liverpool this year. Well, I think it's going to it's. Not it's not me, as I'm afraid. No, no, no! No! No it'll be about another 30 years before we win it again. So any any thoughts I'm seeing clogs and cheers cheese with holes in it all right, we'll we'll bear that in mind and uh we've got Smart Box got a feeling that Joan Crawford's trying to come through in her trog era - wow, just let's say um - should we Make an appearance in uh somebody's star, sign video, okay, um, let's see if any other uh High Divinity says it's just Dave. I wonder if the dearly departed Queen has offered any opinion on Camilla's and the whole Harry Megan drama. Well, to be honest, um I spoke to a magic Majesty um early in the week, and she said you know what we're after Christmas New Year, I'm still gon na take time out, I'm going to leave them all to it. Um I've had a busy. God knows how many years on the throne and I'm just going to sit back and let it make a really mess with it, but she'll be back in touch soon. She having a laugh up there with her sister, Oh Aaron, her mum, oh we're in a man! Oh yeah, what about a Sister Margaret? Is she partying up there? Oh she well she's non-stop party is Margaret. Is she oh yeah, um uh Andrew store would like to know. If is today a good day to wear a beige head scarf, um yeah beige is good for any day. To be honest, I mean preferably red today, but uh beige beige will do um. Well, we've got uh, let's head over to Gemini hello, my little Geminis. Yes, Geminis is made by those lovely ethereal twins. I think they're called Castro and bollocks or something like that. Anyway, I set my nickel Angels out there in The Ether to bring back some nuggets of advice and who should turn up, but that treasuring Trio, the Beverly sisters, Teddy joy and Babs. Now Chinese nugget was it Opportunity, Knocks catch up and answer the bloody door? Don'T just sit there and complain about the noise Joy's bit of nugget advice was the best tools in life are WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should WD-40 and if it does move and it shouldn't duct tape enjoy the Barbie one says: don't play a leapfrog with a unicorn thanks girls. Your lucky object is a green pot Noodle and your lucky number is 99 namaste. Now, I must just tell you all that my little angels having it for me but Teddy is still not over the bridge. She'S actually still with us just um, but um Teddy Beverly yeah. So was one of them playing a playing a joke. Aren'T they? Oh Gemini twins, I told you didn't I I knew they want three of them: oh they'll ever crack them. Then too, um Martin Garden Spence is a Gemini, as you knew yeah and he says he's not sure he's keen on the thought of the Beverly sisters nuggets flying through space and time I'll. Tell you what, if they're flying about they'll, be all pink um uh questions. Kezi Herbert Divinity it's my 40th in a few days, any idea what's in store for me this next year. Well, when you, when you reach these um, you know 30, 20, 14 birthdays. Your first year is full of fun: don't dread, it love it and embrace it, and I know people are going to be really smiling you honestly, you might even get a little cake, uh fears divinity when my cat passed away. He only had three legs now that he's in heaven will he be whole again and running about with a full quota of Limbs. Yes, it's like it's like The Magicians. Well, they pop another leg. Wouldn'T they oh yeah? What do you mean the Egyptians? Well, they go, but they go back to the the other world with everything intact. Oh yeah, all right! Well, that's good to know. Uh Paul McFarland says Divinity. I hope my mom is partying on the other side. Oh you mummy's party down. She loves you with all her heart, uh and uh. It'S just Dave said he has a spicy pot noodle last night and it was beef regarding pot noodles. I don't want to be even tomato. Well, he's in America. Remember: oh okay! It'S called Ramen over there. It'S um not as um junky as our pot noodles well they're, not but they're, not bad. If you're um, if you, if you work on a building site, a pot noodle lovely pop noodle, oh yeah, I remember um, Hugh Fernie whittenstall made a pot, a posh pot. Noodle yeah, oh yeah, in a in a kilnet. I don't like him, do you know no yeah? I was watching one of his programs where he was making a Christmas cake and he went out porridge for berries and I'm sure he put. He put. He put a little dog, a dog egg in it. Let'S see it little bristles on it and of course, then it's too late to warn him. Isn'T it um besides limbo would like to know Divinity what toothpaste do you use and do your floss pearly whites? Well, I was at the dentist this week when I you were. I went to the dentist on uh Tuesday. Did you sit back a little chair? I did. I was a very good boy. Got a sticker and uh go back in a year. Could you give me it was so clean? Did she make you chill or chill with a little bit little things make your teeth go Blue? No! She had to do a bit of a scrape and a bit of an x-ray. What about your teeth? It was a year ago that I had my teeth, removed. People remember that um Shandy Warhol would like to know. Do we look the age we died when we go on to the other side? You look at you look your best, so you can choose yeah. So if you, if you look great in your purchase or 40s or 50s that'll, be what you'll be um Jason Darcy says, I'm very looking very smart today, you do know you're dressed up for you. I think um said I looked like it was. A blue coat at pontins looks like a band clerk um. Who did we last hear from Gemini? I think there was Gemini the twins, so here's cancer hello, dolls, now council is of course ruled by the moon and it offers maternal love, guidance and good instinct. Now I thought: there's no better person to get advice from than my good friend Sandra lippit AKA, Maggie moon from the TV hello, Maggie darling. Are you there? Yes, oh thanks for joining us today, yeah yeah, it was me yeah we're just having a laugh, because I said to Maggie when she uh left the show Name That Tune um get yourself into Polo the sport, not the mint yeah. I need to be in touch ever since. Haven'T you, how are you structure now in Zumba, hula, hooping and uh and drumming? Oh now, she says, never bite the hands that feed you especially Smoky, or it belongs to Jeremy Beadle. Am I right darling? Oh yeah? Okay. She said you're lucky numbers number 13 and your lucky object is a monkey shoe. Thank you. Maggie I'll, see you next week now. Thank you bye. Oh, I love my game, though good advice, not from the spirit world that time from from here, not not all my friends and guests are over the bridge. You know so we get uh, I'm not that lonely get advice from uh Maggie Moon from herself people here, we'd like to say a big thank you to Gabrielle Chase yeah um, Philip uh, Philip Owen and Jed BG bear and Cameron Weil who have all tipped us. Oh goodness, is that a mistake? Let us know if you've made a mistake, let us know if you've not made a mistake. Well, thank you very much. What an amazing um, I think he's made a donation. I think you've made a mistake, have a check Cameron while check check your uh check your Kofi it's up there. I can't Point: um, uh, size limbo would like to know: did Maggie moon ever sing an entire song? No, no! She did she did at first. She wasn't she uh, oh and then she said, look she's trying to go at him. She had to go to my corner. She says: I'm not paying all this bus feds come here just to say to sing the bloody vowels dear, so she's singing a little bit more yeah uh questions coming in Tom Cruise would like to know Divinity. What'S your start, what's your star sign uh, I'm under the bulldog uh, have you got anything Rising hello from the oven, um Heather Crow, Divinity I'm waiting for my double hip replacement? Will it be this year must probably not for that? Much has something to do about it: uh, Martin Garden, Spencer's, Maggie moon was last seen, dancing around Aberdeen Harbor with a bunch of men flashing their shiny helmets on a grampian TV special. Now I've heard this before from you yeah, you remember it well, don't you I'm off to Aberdeen. Aren'T I well, I'm afraid Maggie Moon won't be there when you go well, she's not no should be doing a hula. Hooping um Cameron says it's not a mistake. No is it not, but that's still a black, it's still a black student, but no, no mistake Cameron. Thank you so very much um wow! Thank you. That means you get that bit of Lana replaced um uh. Let'S have a look. Um could Divinity ask Alma, kogan and Dusty what hairspray they used. Well, Dusty um throughout the war you see, sugar and water did was Dusty alive during the war. She might not have been, which are very little. Would she use sugar? A man might have done, but she gave me the recipe a bit: a bowl of warm water, not sugar and you're shoving your air and yeah stuck like that all night um Christopher John's Barrymore would like to know if we've got anything for Capricorn Capricorn's coming up, Isn'T it Capricorn is coming up everyone's been catered For? Don'T worry, um Buffet's, still open. My mum says um. Her husband is always fiddling with his Morse key. Should I be worried? Maybe you could answer in Morse code there we go. That'S push away all right, um! Your dad will be pleased to know that all the back way has been salted and sickened: okay, the salt everywhere diamond and the chickens um. My dad is always phoning up with um Health advice for us and that powerful hand tool arrived today David. What are you talking about you? He doesn't want Amazon talking about. Oh yeah, we came, we got a hand tool from Aldi yeah with all the different heads um all right. Well, um could Divinity ask Lynn Perry if she ever found peace with her lips. We don't talk, do you know? No, you don't talk to Lynn Perry, no, we're the big father now what about? Well, you know in that storyline when um they said that she was knocking but yeah. Well, I rang her up and laughed about it. She, when she wasn't happy about it, let's hear from Leo hello there, Mr lion, cubs and cabezas. We all know that Leo is ruined by the kings and queens of the celestial world, and I thought it was probably the best to uh get in contact with the queen of Hollywood, Joan Crawford herself, hey there, Joe Niles, hello, sweetheart. Sorry, oh she's, asking gay pride is a group of gay Lions, no Hotel, it's a little celebration. They have down here now, yeah, actually about that. I was. I'Ve got a question for you from my good friend Irma. Now she said her husband. It started to shave his bum hole. Yeah. Does that mean he's gay? Oh, she said she's, not sure Irma, but for a man in Beverly Hills starts to uh clean up his back passage and weeding is expecting visitors. Okay, thank you. Joan love, yeah! Oh, she said your unlucky object. This this year is going to be a wire coach. Hanger knew that was coming and your lucky number is 88.. Thank you Joan Dal, oh she's, having a singing namaste. Some subsidies are all right: a sugar subsidy, a salt substitute they're fine, but when it comes to the kind of personal guidance that could actually change your life, you want the real deal and that's especially true when it comes to psychic guidance. When someone told me to call one of those imitation, psychic clubs, I said what are you talking about? There'S only one true psychic service, the Psychic Friends Network recently allotted these so-called psychic clubs and services has sprung up all over the television screen and they all do their very best to look just like the selfie Friends Network, but believe me, there's some very serious differences And to prove that to you, we're offering you a free reading with one of our Master psychics. So what are you waiting on pick up the phone and give it a try? Substitutes are all right for your coffee or tea, but when it comes to psychic guidance, call the number at the bottom of your screen. Now all it takes is a telephone and an open mind. I was a bit brutal, isn't it um? It'S a Psychic Friends Network, Dion Warwick, and I knew she did the adverts and uh Gary Coleman. Oh, we know Andrew no way, um size limbo is Dionne Warwick dead. If you, let us know um size, limbo, um lets us know who's over the bridge. Gary Coleman, of course, over the bridge um, so first aid Comics would like to know Divinity Thor. The walrus came in your area at New Year. What does his arrival signal for us all? Well, you know it'd been um, it's been backpacking, but you see spotted in France, wasn't he yeah and Southampton yeah and by the time he got tearing our money, so it just turned up on the um on the cobbles on the jetty and they said they rang Me up and said: oh, can you go down and have a chat with him because they know that I'm you know I can talk to the animals, so I went down there. It was a Larry little sod because he's a juvenile walrus. Oh really so he said: I've read our money, I'm looking for a little bar youth hostel. So just do it again: yeah yep everyone into a little part-time job, I'm not being rude, but he's looking for a little titty bar foreign and the uh add a little Rumble. Um struck aisle and then went for a spin. So apparently, he's heading his way to Blyth, I think on the North Coast, we're under a yachting Club all right well see where he gets on. He wants to do a bit of pot washing you know, and Dionne Warwick is still with us. We'Ve been told, um and uh Divinity disilla black still well cilla's here so silica, dancer Silla. Do you have beef with Dion Martin Spence would like to know? Is there any beef with Dionne Warwick? Still a black? Now Divinity you've got some um. A lot of people be saying you know, oh, I might have the gift, I might have the gift, so I thought what I'll do is because we can't sort of be with each other in person. I thought I'd do a couple: little tests, yeah and um a lot of people say to me. I might be telepathetic and I said well, there's only one way to find out and that's been doing a little Divinity test, okay, so um. So what we've got here? We'Ve set up a little experiment with your help: yeah and um. Here, I'm holding um a playing card and I don't know whether you can see that. But it's a Coronation Street playing card, which means it has a classic character on the reverse of this card. So what I thought I'd do is I'd set you a little little a little experiment, a little psychic test. Somebody on the back of this card has popped a little note through to our rubber shop and they put a little shopping list together: okay and uh Rainey. If she's, still about or Deirdre, is going to put the goods together right, so I think you're going to put on the screen now. Aren'T you yeah, so somebody on the back of this playing card has asked for the following items: a little jar of Piccadilly and a box of loose tea, a buckle of lemon barley, water, a little pair of tan tights, small loaf, a little chilly beans, one little Tomato and a box of budgie Trill. Now I don't need to write the answers in these little boxes on this computer. We'Ve got a few answers coming in already, so this is this: isn't the idea don't write? The answers in you've got to just think of it. In your mind, yes, I see somebody's saying Percy wears tights that doesn't seem to a couple of people have said Percy soaked in so is there any other way we can um assist um? The best thing to do is um. I shall put on the screen a picture of my little Brenda, so just focus on Brenda's face which connects Brenda to me and from me to the card, and hopefully the clues will in Reverse, get back to you and tell you who's. On the other side, um Jason Darcy says: well, I don't really know um uh Lan fairclough Roy Cropper, Minnie Caldwell, so Samantha's coming in so can people start typing answers. They can start typing now. Yeah start typing those answers now: um size, limbo, stop watching Corey when they killed off Derek um Alan Bradley. Some of you haven't got the gift at all. Have you um? May uh Jason Darcy says Mavis um, Archie digging, says Vera Rosalind, says Hilda um, Shandy, Warhol, saying Rusty, Lee uh, Lily law says Mavis, Jane Wagner, says Mavis, so there's a lot of Mavis coming in. Shall we um? Shall we find out Divinity so who's on your card? May this indeed Mavis Riley herself, so some of you have a really good gift at being telepathetic. Oh well done so you were close. I know that um this I mean. I think what might have is the maker of the card was Waddington. Of course, Percy was played by Bill Waddington, oh okay, so some of the uh, the the excited lines got some clinical Angels might have mixed mixed messages right. Well, let's um should we hand over for Virgo, let's see what Virgo's got to offer hello it's time for you Virgos, and we all know that Virgo is the guy. That'S a wheat in agriculture. She'S grounded got her feet thrown on the ground and she now do some good stuff for their digits. I thought it was no better person to us than my good friend Gladys Mills. Hey there. Mrs Mills love there. You are yeah now she says it's time to use those digits. You can do anything with them. Peel, an orange cut your hair even flip the bees like her, she said: she's always used her digits in that typing pool on the old piano and even in the till, when she run a pub with her husband bill, hello. Oh, she says: you're lucky objects, an Oxo Cube and the lucky number is 48. lips. Left love you libreons yeah Libra. I was confuses me because it's the only inanimate object of the star signs. Isn'T it and they only thought I thought about that was um. Take sausages, so I thought, can I speak to Linda McCartney? I tried to get through which is not about, but just then as liquid have it. My good friend, pint-sized, Linda Hunt, American actress telephone me, hello, Linda darling. How are you sure, tomorrow, I'll pop it through I'll wire it through? I was gon na. Ask your advice actually and make a little video for fellow Librarians at yourself, yeah, oh yeah, she says regret nothing. Yeah! Oh, did you get oh. She said she would regret doing that, um that film, with Roseanne, Barr wife and loves an English one. Chef Judy, T Wallace you're gon na do that now: yeah yeah. So what's your advice? This year dolls, she said: there's no such thing as small parts. Think, big and you'll be big yourself, 150 today. Well, there we are. We had a double whammy. There we had Virgo, followed by Libra. I thought we'd do a little double header. Didn'T we yeah, Linda Hunt, forgot to tell you what the uh, what your lucky object is and shit's gon na be a pogo stick. It'S a lucky object for Libra's pogo, stick lucky number 48. 48, all right um! I think it's because she's, I think it's just for four for eight, do you want to carry on with your psychic tests? Yes now. The other thing I thought would look about is is using a sixth sense, so Sixth Sense is usually sort of finding out about a certain person or a place. Well, when you're, not there, you go, I mean so. I'Ve sent Brenda off on a little time. Machine yeah and Brenda is um landed, so Brenda you're, psychic cat yeah she's landed somewhere, whether there's a blackout all right, so you can't see anything and the year is 2002. and um she's actually landed in a little little village called Emmerdale. Do you know it? Village called Emmerdale yeah Emmerdale in Yorkshire and you've got to guess from what what what Brenda's picking up, which house she's in and which residents of hammerdale live there. So we're looking for answers. People can start typing answers when they, when they work it out, yeah. So where is Brenda so Brenda's just got to a cottage little door and she's pushed open the cottage door and then she said she says in the distance. You can hear the sound of somebody Breaking Wind and then somebody's burps, oh and then in the air. There'S a faint smell of living onions and then, as she walks into the hallway, there's also a tinge of horse milk. So it's obviously it works on the land and then she's worked her way towards the towards the uh, the warm living room sitting room and there. She can smell the sweet smell of Yardley lily of the valley, which has a faint residence of a minute Imperial. So has anybody got an idea, who's who she's visited? Well, we're Jane Wagner said it's. Maybe the Vets, Paddy's house, um Jason Darcy, thought it was Annie. Sugden'S house, but Lily law, um thought it might be Seth and Betty's house. You say: that's somebody. Who'S got the gift um, so uh, so Lily law has the gift yep. She has a gift of Sixth Sense Clairvoyance. Well, shall we um? Should we carry on and see if uh anyone else can uh can join with that gift? Yeah she'll send Brenda. Another Adventure send Brenda on another little time. Traveling adventure yeah okay, so now Brenda is now landed in the 1986 and she's uh she's landed herself on a cobbled street called Coronation Street okay, so she's walked through the door. I said I think she said it was a set of double doors and um. There'S. Oh there's a strong smell of stale beer and then before she knows it, there's a burst of uh, the scent of energy polish. She thinks it's Mr pledge and then she can hear a click of a cigarette lighter, oh and then I waft with cigarette smoke, and then she says she jumps up and then she also can smell Charlie Red, so somebody's wearing Charlie Red Steven H thinks it might Be deirdre's bedroom Richard Bob mcduffers thinks it might be Hilda and Stan's house. She says: there's also the faint Aura of a pigeon coop and then that is now become by the warmly bomb of a fresher. A fresh brood bottle tea, I'm lo and behold. She works the way towards her kitchen and she can smell a lovely Hot Pot in the oven and well, I think um. There'S lots of thoughts coming through maybe Jack and Vera's Hilda um Hilda, Ogden's, Jason Darcy can smell your Charlie um. Adam Jones thinks it might be Jack and Vera as a lot of people, thinking, Jack and Vera's, but will Venus there thinks it might be he's sensing bet Lynch. It'S the staff of the Rover's return in 1986., so um so will Venus. There is um is also gifted will will send out his little angels a little bit further out there. You see, he heard the double doors he took, the hint of the smoke, the smelly carpet, the furniture polish, the pigeon coop, Charlie Red a lovely scent. Have you tried, Charlie pink, I haven't and then also at the end there bitch's Hot Pot simmered away in the oven, but also Dale libitson. There thought he might be the back of the Rovers philippo and Richard think it might be the Rovers and Heather croaker. So a lot of people there well done well and if you did save deidre's out she's very close, because that was next door um. We want to say a little thank you to um to Dale and Robert. Thank you very much for um popping a couple of quid in our pot. The Pop's got a pound in your slot. They have indeed um. So I think we've got one more um journey of the cat. We have Brenda's got another little adventure to share with you. So, let's just show you the Rovers again, because uh Jason Darcy loved that picture um we'll send it your way, Jason. That is questioning why um Brenda's there look, I don't buy Brenda's on the on the table there. Oh there we go and Brenda's somewhere else now. Brett'S the same year, so she's not ready to time travel just travel on the train. She said that she's landed in somewhere, which is a cycle of Albert Square and there's. The ear, of course, is the same 1986.. She says: oh, it's. I'Ve just walked through a door and it's a very warm and muggy atmosphere. I can hear a radio playing, but you can hardly hear it because of the the words and the hums of the machines she said. Um there's a strong smell of washing powder must probably surf, and then the fake tinge of fabric softeners, but not much and um. Some just whacked his pasta and she's got a whiff of mum deodorant. She said, there's also a faint whisper for fact smoke, possibly a menthol and there's an undertone of wet dog. She'S heard the twang of a cord and heard an old lady's voice. Say: are these yours um? Well, we've got uh Tracy dirty thought. It was a queen Vic, but Cameron Weil said it's a laundromat Lily law said it's Pauline and Dutch Andy Warhols and it's the laundromat Steve 31 said. Is it pat butcher's, vibrator, um, Cilla Black, says it's dots, laundry and I think his laundry in 1986, when all three of them worked there um Martin got into pencils said it was a laundrette, so smart Bob so did Paul McFarlane. So I think the gift the gift there has spread yeah see what's happened - is do the other through the other little two tests. Your skills have strengthened, um so, let's hand over and find out what's happening for Scorpio Scorpios foreign foreign s. It can be messy born under the bowl, but this time of the year, it's very importantly, start looking for the coppers, not the police, you pennies Be Frugal, but also be generous. Like this Christmas, I bought my good friend Irma and under the counter, fridge who's secondhand, but you should have seen her first lighter when she opened it. We'Re all mute we're on mute, oh wow, ladies and gentlemen, technical hitch, um the what happened then Divinity you you bugging it up. Haven'T you. Was it nothing to do with the spirits? What was the the ghostly apparitions, the lack of sound? Well, what it is? It'S you've got some grommets. You'Ve got some grommets and you dooda, let's see if we can go over to Scorpio Scorpius Scorpios scorpions the most misunderstood side of the zodiac system. Well, luckily, my good friend Whoopi Goldberg's on the line, hello, opay you're, a Scorpio. I dance yeah now stop now Scorpio for you. How does it feel it's a tough road, oh yeah, so that she said she's called whoopee cushion because she's the father to the bed? She still does she just keep grafting. It took her years to become famous yeah and that's what we met I'll, give you advice tonight: bro domain yeah get the bloody water. Didn'T I hey yeah. Let'S try new things. She was a mortuary tendon, a bricklayer and even a bank clerk, yep yeah. She said, go to the local library and get the most intellectual book. Yes, I followed your advice. I'Ve got a book around to gravity. I just can't seem to put it down. You'Re looking at was 13 and your lucky object is a toadstool, oh Sagittarius, I'm just about saying. I won't spell it. I call it the half man half horse with bow and arrow one of my favorite sagittarians is my late good friend Carol, Lee Scott hey. There delves yep yeah yeah. She said her name's got a bags to all viewers who don't know her yeah. Oh we're good from the middle of yeah. I Met You in rumbles. Didn'T I, when you worked in the record department, she got into the wurzels yeah and it was me that told you to swap your uh brown blouse for that blue coat. Didn'T I, when you went to pumpkins she's there, nine twenty years she said this year, is gon na be good for you, a lot you're gon na be a big break. Just like uh yeah.

It's Just Dave: So fun.. More 'Special guest" appearances please!

James D: I missed you because of the time change and I was still working. Stupid customers... I mean just doing my part. But now that I know Divinity can Asstral Plane I wont ever have to miss a live episode again.

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