Homer Became A Hair Stylist!

Not to worry first, I put the body in a car I dumped the car in the lake. I put a James Taylor CD in the stereo, so they think it's a suicide. I didn't do deadly and certainly not squat, hmm. Actually, it's kind of cute. You look like posh spice going for that was going fish. I can't believe I'm saying this Homer Simpson do me. I meant my hair, my mom put in the Finding Nemo DVD, but then she got a phone call, so I started it myself did you know it? Has a chapter being happen? Anyone so you've got ta live life, while you can so I'm gon na finally proclaim my love for Lisa. That'S your takeaway from Nemo. I think you've already made your feelings for Lisa close Springfield's hottest hairdresser. I need a haircut and I need it in three. Two. One now, lady, I'm not a hairdresser. I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans. Well, I open a lot of crazy things when I'm drunk, but I don't think so too bad just go me hover finger hands. I'M gon na call you by your none'll of you when you're old and gray huh well, two can play at that game know that my stuff should be hated attention lovers of love. It'S a theremin teacher said: don't eat the pasters have to made you spew. Look in your mind and I'm there so Lisa, I love you is that love required or but it all gives you options. The job of the poet is to say this one. I guess I'm taffy. Would you like to help me roll the theremin back to the AV closet, oh good, nice funny how my Timothy always uses the short-form baptism when there's a basketball game he wants to watch so much snow at all. I can't same socks: hey Lise, those books aren't gon na pick themselves up. Oh, usually, no house. Does it hey guys? Why would a popular fifth grader like Kathy, be interested in a male house like no house? Hmm, it's one of those mysteries like how do my clothes get clean and put back in my drawers? Well, I'm gon na find out why there anyone in here just wants a haircut with no chitchat hey. I don't want a conversation. Oh, I just want you to listen. While I talk about the loser, I'm married to Dean with a phony grin plastered on my face. Well, Homer, you're, safe here you can forget everything. They said there, I'm retired handsome me, okay, okay, you win I'll teach you how to make love to your wife, what no Seinfeld's, my god like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius cannot be stopped. I just want to know what she's up to with no house a girl like her could get a 5th grader, maybe even Kyle LoBianco. I hear he goes to California on his vacations, whose March do you hear it? Listen it's the hair growing around after them all day has taught me a lot about this sicko. Oh we're just trying to put our relationship back together in the sack East Salisbury steak everywhere else, creamed cool - I am so sorry - isn't a great day for us, but it's because you'll always be in love with her. He likes his apple pie, warm and his auto-mode cold. Good luck, move over Lord lad statue. It'S the eighth wonder of the Springfield world! Uva is my little secret. Oh I've said too much Julio. That'S right, ladies and I never heard a complaint. I didn't sympathetically cluck to pay you back the morning. Horoscope today will be a day like every other day. Oh it's just it's worse than worse, the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary. I'M sorry! I forgot your class, isn't cooing you're right bite school is from pail on my Nobel Peace Prize. How ironic yo, please please please go back! Why I'm so much happier here I'll just do like Lisa and escape into fantasy class instead of going to the box factory today, we'll be going to the box Factory? Has it around fifty five boxes of bottles of beer on the wall are late, a small-business loan into a thriving paper goods concern as a long and interesting one, and here it is, it all began with a filing a forum, six think. Oh, we don't assemble them here, that's done in Flint, Michigan has ever had their hands cut off by the machinery. No, and then the hands started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody. No, that has never happened. Any pop dome Krusty the cloud and other non box related programs, since it has nothing to do with boxes I'll, just shut these blinds now. Here'S Maya, then all I can do we better call his parents, no man, sir, at home, I'll call who's that I'm sorry. I'M really not comfortable with this Ethan. What'S in that a lot, it's just it's the same old, tiny gags, isn't it I mean, let's give the audience some credit, how about a giant mass trap, not gun Danish here's, a Danish where'd, you get it never forget it. Thank you. A powerful, tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed 120 people, they'll always be the dream, but for now I got a job in the show business. From now on I'll be helping Krusty the Klown after school, only ten after-school job. I was in a band, hello, everybody, I'm Archie Bell and I'm also the drones. We got a new song called tighten up, and this is the music you tighten up with I'm asking. If I can get a job, gig son, when you're a musician, a job is called a gig Wow being in show business is like a dream. I'M telling you I do work on the Krusty show look at the credits, bye, bye, kids, I'm Kent Brockman. On the 11 o'clock news, it's okay son, who cares with a bunch of fourth graders dink, you're doing what you want to do with your life? Nothing else matters thanks! Dad, okay, kids, open your books to page 60. Do you know how sick this is going to make me come stand next to the bathroom door. I want to yell at you. Some more all you got ta do is say I am waiting for a bus. Then I hit you with pies for five minutes. Got that I'm waiting for a bus makes me laugh, let's go it's a miracle. We got through that one, the night may never let you on stage again kid. Some people got it. Some people, don't priceless honey. How could you I didn't? Do it chapters from Oliver North trial, Oliver North, he was just poured into that uniform good Democrats. For you see the boy five dollars. I call him 24 hours a day, I'm Bart chat. Should we be learning something say: hi Bart. Do it yeah? You might say something funny: what the hell are you eating books for I'm doing the Conan O'Brien show, and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about. Don'T forget to say I didn't do it dad, there's more to me than just a catch great material, we'll be right back typical skill, only I'm a dance of kitty Carlisle. Let'S start the game honey and we feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't that's a very hard thing wasn't, ladies and gentlemen, the clown show has been put on hiatus for retooling. Now, let's come for fighting, say speaking of one-trick ponies, whatever happened to that, I didn't do it kid Robin hmm, idly hope accident