Roasting Every Popular Karen Hairstyle

Yo good morning, hey wait a second! Why do you look the exact same as your last video except you should look different based on what you did in your last video? Well, i filmed two videos in a row because uh i felt very guilty because i discovered this thing called gentian impact well more, like rediscovered, i played it for five days straight and didn't get anything done. That explains all that other stuff. So, instead of damaging my own hair today we're going to be talking about some other people's hair. It'S all good and fun we're just joking around. Where do i get the audacity from? Maybe it just comes around full circle. If you haven't showed up in a hair fail compilation yet then the next best thing is to become the reactor. So the one type of hairstyle that is very intriguing to me are the hairstyles that you find on karen's, which, according to urban dictionary, is a middle-aged woman, typically blonde likes to make solutions to others, problems and inconvenience to her, even if she isn't affected by it. You guys ever wonder why they all have the same hair and the same mannerisms and the same wrath that they inflict onto people working in the service industry. Karens are a different breed. All i can say is that they built different. You know like how to make a powerpuff girl the recipe for a cairn. Is wine, suvs and yelling at their husbands? I have so many questions. Are they born this way or do karen's become karen's? Is there like a master class that you send your kids to or something like? Sometimes you see kids and you're like that's a future karen in the making i can tell, but with the karen hairstyles they all have similar traits, but there's also slight variations. So, for some reason i decided to take all the care and hairstyles that i've seen and put them in a tier list. I feel like it'd be kind of fun, but sometimes karen's have some sort of drip out of all the thousands of cairns in the world. There must be at least one or two and hey to all the karen's watching you don't want to watch this garbage, there's other stuff for you to watch on youtube like um, but before that i got ta pay some bills with some help from today's sponsor hellofresh Get mouth-watering seasonal recipes and fresh pre-measured ingredients delivered right to your door with hellofresh. If you want to make cooking at home, fun, easy and affordable check out america's number one meal kit hellofresh offers a wide variety of quick meal options like 20-minute dinners or oven-ready pizzas. They pretty much have recipes for any time of the day that you want to eat, which, for myself, is a lot hellofresh offers. 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We have karen light, which is a hairstyle that just gives you plus five karen tendencies. We have karen and training, which are people that aren't really karen's but are slowly morphing into one, and then we have a karen cosplay, which are people that aren't karen's at all, but unfortunately they chose a hairstyle that makes them look like one. Obviously, we have to start off with the karen blueprint. This lady is kate from kateplus8. I'M not sure how many people remember this show, but back in the day, when reality television was just starting to get popular, i feel like miss. Kate was the one that popularized this hairstyle. She was a suburban mom with eight kids, but from what i can remember, she was one of the only people that had that hairstyle, but also embody all of those other traits of a karen. I would probably put this hairstyle in karen b karen cause. She really do be caring about stuff like this. She was probably i'm sorry. Can you stop breathing so loud honey he's like breathe quietly? Does anyone hear him breathing i'm sorry for breathing, even though she was the mold for all of these other kirins to be born? I think she was a little bit tamer than like an ultimate karen. She had to be somewhat nice or pretend to be because she was on television and she had a bunch of kids speaking of being on television. This next hairstyle is called karen degeneres, i'm pretty sure i thought my hair was actually gon na. Look like this. After i bleached it for the eighth time, this hairstyle gives off the vibe of someone that thinks they're very important and they're that nice lady on television, they would never be mean or yell at their staff she's. Just a silly goofy girl that likes to embarrass her guests and um. How was the party i wasn't invited? Actually, no, that's not the truth, ellen you were invited and tell their staff to chew gum, because all their breath stinks wait. Why am i roasting her supreme? Karen, it goes next, we have this edgy pokey sonic, the hedgehog hairstyle. I believe this is a housewife right from one of those shows. I'Ve never actually watched any of those shows, but from what i've seen, anyone with this hairstyle is from an upper middle class family. They love drama and they're, always drunk, oh, no, no! No! No! No! Maybe i have seen one of those shows. Maybe it was from like a tick, tock or something, but i feel like the ladies with this haircut are like a cairn light they're a little bit too drunk to yell at the manager at hollister, but they will fight that other housewife sitting across from them. She just wants to have a good time this next hairstyle - oh this one looks mean, oh, my god, i'm having ptsd from working in retail. I actually don't know who this is. Is this reese witherspoon? But why does this hairstyle add like plus 50 intimidation? I feel like it speaks for itself. This goes in supreme karen, so republic, karen always has to have underlings. So this is republic, karen underling, that is very big hair. Well, what's in there like 15 bumpets or something bump it up with bumpits fluff it up and you're ready to go. Just look at the difference. Amazing they're the easiest most versatile, hair accessories, you've ever worn, she's five feet tall, but with that hair, an easy seven feet tall since she's in underling she'll be going in the karen, be karen. I feel like someone with this hairstyle would just kinda follow whatever the republic karen is doing. They don't really want to defy her or be too ambitious, because the republic heron is very scary. I feel like someone with this hair would definitely be someone that complains at the hair salon and then makes a huge scene and rolls on the floor and cries. Maybe that's how you get that hairstyle, so big, you like tussle it around on the ground. So after k plus 8 showed everyone the care and blueprint people all over the world were like hey. We got ta look up to this lady, let's be exactly like her but less spiky. So this is karen 2.0. You got that classic fringe, but it's just a little shorter and the back part isn't as crunchy and pokey. I'M just wondering with that spiky hair. Could you even lean your head back on a seat? Wouldn'T that feel so crispy i used to gel my hair like that back in the day, and i remember every time i would lean back in the car, there would be like indents on the car rest because of how spiky my hair was. Karen 2.0 definitely goes in supreme karen. This is the start of when karen started running wild in the world. No one was safe managers. Weren'T, safe retail workers weren't safe long ago lived the four nations - restaurants, hair, salons and clothing stores, but suddenly the carination attacked. There was also a point in time when a bunch of celebrities were getting this karen hairstyle, but they were making it trendy. At the same time, to give them like a edgy cool vibe, but the thing is, i don't think a lot of these celebrities are actually karen's. Most of them were nice people just wanting to do something different, but with that hairstyle they really look like a karen. She looks like she's plotting a way to get free appetizers at a restaurant by complaining about how the food was cold by the time it reached the table, even though she got a salad with cairns, they actually come in all shapes and sizes, and also different ethnicities. Here we have an asian karen and she will be going in karen in training speaking of asian karen's. Is it just me or do at least 70 percent of asian moms have this exact hairstyle and this exact hair color the thing that i've noticed with asian moms? They don't really like to make a huge scene, but they will shock in their own language. I was gon na put it in karen in training, but this is. This is karen light, while i'm talking about karen in training, though this hairstyle with the disheveled bangs that are kind of almost too long, it definitely gives off karen and training vibes. Someone with this hair would definitely run away from their wife, while they're being chased by paparazzi. Well, she tried at least you know she, but they do make good music i'll give them that. Okay, if you're at work - and you see a karen with colored hair approaching you - you better brace yourself, because this is a spicy karen every time this person goes to the mall they're on a hunt, every supervisor, every manager, every manager's manager, anyone that is working. They will find them and obliterate them. Corporate will be getting the longest yelp review that they've ever seen, which reminds me didn't sharon osborne. Have this haircut? Does karen definitely be karen, and this very last one? Is the manic pixie dream karen, you know celebrities. They want to look edgy and different right, but it just looks like a karen cosplay to me and with the last hairstyle being put in place, we have the final ultimate karen hairstyle tier list. Let me know what you think: what are your opinions see anyone that should change, and this is all just good and fun if you have any of these hairstyles, i'm not saying that you're a karen, because i feel like i've definitely had some of these hairstyles in The past, oh, am i just realizing that now. Well, that was pretty fun. If anyone decides to dislike this video, i hate to say it, but you might want to check your birth certificate. You might have a karen as your middle name, but that being said, if you want to see my videos pop up in your recommended, all you got ta do is give this video a like, and a comment for that. Yummy engagement feed the youtube algorithm, some yummy food, like some wine karen's, love that if i'm not posting on youtube i'll be streaming on twitch or i'll, be hanging out on tiktok and instagram have good day, don't be a dumb karen and i'll see you in the Next one, if your name is karen, i am so sorry. I heard that name. Changes are a thing.