Bad Boys: Los Angeles (Season 1) Episode 1 Review

So so so so so all righty y'all. What'S going on it's your boy, scotty by nature tv, and i got one of my good good, good, good, juvies up maddie rants and we're here to talk about this train wreck that we call the reality show called boy. Bad boys, of los angeles and just let y'all know this - was all maddie's idea. Okay, and i was like it wasn't, don't do that. Don'T do that, don't don't don't blame me for paying your bills [ __ ]! You hear what i'm saying. Okay talk about this! All maddie's idea - we could have done this on my channel, but i have you know that over there, and so i you know, they may not be ready for the violent acts of um windmilling, the the assault on air that we witnessed uh andrew uh, looking like Blinky from [ __ ] arthur getting exposed he's yes, that old rock monster; doo doo doo, doo, doo, doo rock monster doo doo doo, doo, doo, doo doo, looking like a ham and cheese sandwich with no mayonnaise built ass, like we gon na get on him. Oh yeah, we are, we did it the good old chin nun, i'm happy that you expose that old punk, because we've been waiting for it. We'Ve been waiting for the stunt queen went to the bank, couldn't have cashed it off period. Okay, now jamar will be here. A tad bit late, his job just called him, so he's going to be a little bit late, but me and maddie going to hold it down until jamar get here. So, first of all, i don't know about maddie, but when i first heard about uh bad boys, this is going to be a bad boys club show was coming on zeus. I was already ready to turn my nose up at it. I already really. I had already said i'm not watching this [ __ ]. I don't want to watch it. I tried to watch baddies atl that was too too trashy for me. Even for me, even for me y'all know i i tried to watch um johnson's cabaret. Couldn'T do it too? Oh i'm still watching that um! Yes, let me listen, i'm watching some jocelyn's cabaret, even though it's it's horrible, just as much as this bad boy's club is, but i like a little trash. Sometimes i like a little oh. This is in what is that okay, but this was interesting for what it's worth. Yes, lots of questions, lots of questions, lots of physical altercations that wasn't necessary mm-hmm. We we're gon na get into somebody who uh popped out of a honda, uh pilot [, __ ] and gave us. I don't know what this was girl, but that that wasn't the intro i was expecting. I thought at all. We were gon na go somewhere else. Maybe a chick-fil-a, even with this painful ass you give me, i don't give a [ __ ] if it's not open on sundays, costco buy the bag. You all know which one i'm talking about. That'S the same goddamn chicken. We need to have this conversation. I also you know would like to understand. Is that the same house from the conversation, because that that's what i saw i mean don't they use like? I asked like when we met jamar, was on the phone last night. I asked the same question to y'all when we was on the phone. Don'T they use the same house for everything on zeus, i'm like that vrbo bill is up there: honey, okay, somebody airbnb rating. I hope they give him five stars, even though they be tearing up that house look at her she's like we can't afford this to kick this out of this house. Now we have to go back to atlanta in that haunted house. Yes, horrible! Yes, yes for the horrible haunted house, because that's all it is it's a horrible haunting house, horrible hidden, judy sitting in the same house - and i said child is really be loki. The judy of bad boys, but just has hands since judy can't fight, because you know judy can't fight now. Judy know how to do was: throw cereal on people and run judy was a um prop queen, like we saved for drag race, you know what i'm saying cause she pick up. She picks something up and throw it at you, but after that, that head is turned and that wig doesn't follow as fast and normally she's on the ground. Much so many things i need to say today the two white queens was fighting where they find. We got this and then we got this one scotty hold on [ __ ]. Then the car salesman ran up on him baby and then all of a sudden, i'm ready to go home, i'm ready to go home. You threw some trash with somebody like really like. Listen, so it's it's a lot to unload here. It'S just so much to unload right now. It'S it's, and this is gon na - be a messy hilarious. Ass, live and just be prepared for this. If not every week, almost every week when maddie comes up here with me andrew mark, it's going to be [, __, ] hilarious and we're going to talk about a boy's night out too, because the rest of the guys ain't talking about it. Yet ain't seen it yet. I know terrance has but josiah hasn't so we'll be talking about more of it then, but, however uh maddie, let's get into the the guys themselves and just what was our first impression of them when we first seen them. Oh there's jamar uh hold on one. Second, look at my friend being a good standing go ahead there. He go. Oh oh you're sipping, something yeah you go i deserve i deserve. I deserve not five minutes before they're gon na try to send me an on-call message for work. I said: uh uh somebody come get this. I love how we're all color coordinated to a certain extent with black and red. Today, right, i don't where's reddit. I said black and red he had black on, it was black and red was the memo, but black was still there. You let this baby, you you let pyro sit on the couch. Now, don't do that jamar! Okay, that was yellow all right. Oh my god. We'Re really about to start the show now, because we're about to go into all the mean, that's on the show and we're going to say what we thought about them: man, what we was thinking when we perceived well boys that was kind of you well, i was Trying to be nice, but, however uh we're gon na get it to the boys, and i have them all all the names written down, so we can go through them all because maddie was like. Let me see if i can remember these boys name and i'm just and you know their whole aesthetic, but they name it's gon na be a minute. Thank you, meals. You got ta spit out two for yourself. I deserve but um. Let'S get it to the boys of the house, so i'm gon na pull up the picture now. The first things: first, the first guy that we were introduced to was uh. I think his name was carrion franklin. This is real. I think that that's how you pronounce the carry-on kirk franklin's son, okay, so i'm gon na. Let you guys go first. What was your first uh thought on him when y'all first seen him queen? I deserve. I just not respond. First thought not queen. Why look like they put andrew in this photo? Is he in it girl, look he's right behind him, he's right next to honda! Yes, he's right! Next to pilots, not honda, okay! So we're on carry on franklin, kirk, franklin's son. If y'all remember recently with the information that came out, you know kirk franklin's, not the best dad in the world, but according to certain christians. Yes, he certainly is either way he's on here and we don't get sort of a real introduction, in my opinion, to him outside of what he's known for - and it's sort of like i'm just here to you know, do my music and that and that's that you Know what i'm saying that's my first impression before we start this episode and go through bit by bit at first, and i was like he's not ugly but he's not he's a little weird, but he's not ugly he's a little weird, but he's not it's charming. It'S! It'S charming right now, he's he's new girl he's very zoe chanel, but black yeah very that who's that guy it's carry on franklin whose dad really hates and he's known for ha ha doesn't sing or anything like that. You know basically, but the thing is the jury's. Still out on his dad, whether she's the queen too so chad, what do you mean jerry's allowed hold on? Let me put your face back. What are you talking about she's riding around with motorcycles, with her baby cleo out? There show it in full stunting leather jackets and all that what you why we think you got bessie a period. Okay, that was like baby knows: what's up, she be sitting over there rubbing my titty, sweat and everything. What you mean like did you. You know the queen huh, but uh back to ha ha carry on here, because we can get down until we get to the next person. It'S tough looking at them for a long time, and not all of them. Just yes, i probably should have got. I should. I probably should have got um pictures of them separately. What i'll do for you scotty? I will get the screenshots once i'm done, because you know i'm good for a little nasty screenshot so like i'll, get them and send them to you for the next time where you can post them up. Okay, good, that's good! I'M gon na get the right ones! You you know, you don't need to get like there's plenty in this episode and jamar. You already know how i am [, __ ] i'd be looking like. Oh oops, i've ran on the wrong face. That'S the one she made. That'S the lunchy baby, because william had a lot dylan had. Can we get to? Can we skip to dinner real, quick? Okay, like listen, we'll get to more franklin in just a second here, but on to dylan nine one whatever the number is, what is it scotty? But say now one two, two one: oh yeah, he looks like he would fit in. He think he look like it just straight out of beverly hills. Okay, i [ __ ] people rolling melrose hold on that. Was it yeah i [ __ ] [ __ ]. You know i'm very confused and that's what makes me a bad boy dylan and you know what's funny when it was. I beat [ __ ] up and all that [ __ ] and you was ra ross's boobah with miss uh grimace monster. Looking [, __, ] uh of the church, say, amen and then, when we go on this bus, you only want to fight with the other white girl, which was so weird because i heard you was talking [ __ ] and did all that stuff on the bus. Looking corny as crap sorry, it was early, but like we're not supposed to be doing it, this early maddie, i'm supposed to i'm sorry, i mean like she don't give the vibe of the show, and it gives me very natalie like was booked by him as some Small venue - and this is a favor - i could see that because he don't fit the whole bad boy's brand. He looked like he should be on vanderpump rules or some [ __ ] like that right, the other one yeah, the other one with the jock straps holding his booty up, is giving more of this vibe than that one is but like do you remember this, william? The baddest and we're skipping all over the place, but she gave me the same energy as i forget her name from season, eight with the red hair and the chin. You talking about las vegas and you talk about the one, no yeah the, where atlanta she's from atlanta, and she was given that you know i'm trying to be. You know bad baby and it just wasn't yeah. It just never worked that chance that i would never forget it. Her face was shaped like a goddamn chiclet. Do you hear me like? Listen? She got a brick chain baby. What i say there you fought her them. Hands like hold up, don't go for the rock away. You know what i'm saying i'll leave back here. You know got no problems, folding, nothing! Okay, uh at all! You know, dylan is not what i'm not sir, i'm not enjoying dylan at all. I don't know why. They'Re there at this point in time, like we'll we'll get to the rest of it, but once i saw him in the whole: hey it's dillon and i was like i'm not laughing baby. Did you, okay? That looked a bit cassie, but i think you mean khaki plates, but still this is funny, though, like just say, that's an uncomfortable. You know white refrigerator. Somebody'S, like old apartments got abandoned because of flooding like that's what she gives a little bit like she's, giving that but a wet refrigerator, but the place was abandoned. So you understood why i was there like, but i kind of see the kathy mates resemblance though i got ta see jamar what you say so somebody said cinderblock from teen titans. Now you know what there was a moment of silence for that, at least it wasn't that damn. What'S that the little muck looking thing at least they didn't call it that i don't remember what it was called. Okay, let's get back to this picture, i need a refresher of the people up here, because i'm not okay, so drag everybody. Okay, like i think the person that was at the character, my bad, i thought i put it up here. The next person after carry on was anthony - that was the next person, oh okay, anthony's from houston, and i'm familiar with him, we're friends on facebook and he uh promotes a lot of parties. He says a lot of stuff out here, so him being on the show. I was like, oh, i know this [ __ ], hey and i wasn't surprised so first impressions, i already i'm familiar so i was like oh okay. She fits the bill for me. That'S why i was like all right. Anthony fits in makes sense. Look at the picture. Look at the picture. Y'All like they have the white dudes on the outside, like what kind of border is this like? What what are we giving you come on? Bookends [, __ ]. This is a thumbnail for a youtube video. Basically that look like a thumbnail for boys night out, probably it gives a boy's night out tea. It'S so funny. The two straights are over there right with dylan's uh. You know a bowl of cereal with nothing but milk having ass, then you look over here and then this [ __ ] got her fingers up. Look at child child child child child. That'S all we can say about that. Dylan gives me the underwear model that you see in target on the packs of underwear. He gives me that uh don't say that because, because uh on twitter shout out to him he's a great black artist, fine thick brother he's in target actually like you'll, see him on the billboards and stuff over there by the underwear. You know what i'm saying: dylan would be: okay in the tj maxx by the cologne section, where it's five in a row it'd be a really small picture. You know a better, yet picture frame: [ __, ] there you go she's a picture frame girl uh-huh you taking it not, but but but tj maxx, you said tj maxx people stop there, they steal their they shop or steal there. That'S right, this one is it's one of those shots, so i want to talk about uh baby over here. Gutta k, um. Yes, that's probably my favorite one critique i have of them is when they use that slur uh for our uh folks and sisters, and i didn't appreciate that. But i also know that's a teachable moment for somebody. So, at the same time, though, through the entirety of the program i was like. Oh, i live yes, i was here for i'm here for good, okay, definitely here for good okay. That was like my only issue, but that was like real okay. We we we could check her later about that. She probably knew. I shouldn't have said that i said, but i live for the. I don't give a [ __ ] the [ __ ] that are not given by me. This is my character presentation. What would it do? Would it do uh but yeah? Well, i can't wait to see more from the gutter matthew. I can't wait to see more from the gutter. Milan and rally are giving pastor and first lady poses. What pastor is that i mean they're, the new wave churches, [ __ ]. You already know what congregation um? Listen! Okay, oh my goodness gracious! So i so we like anthony. We, like um gutter, k, uh we're we're sort of here for franklin's son, but we're sort of feeling him out because right now he's giving who's that girl it's jess, and so we just want to see where it's going to go from there. Uh milan christopher, is on the show and i'm not i'm not uh, i'm see now i'm not gon na uh put my face back up here. I need to have my face up when you have my face. Look now we'll come back. Let me put your face back in the past and the two straights we won't get to them in a second here: uh we're gon na talk about milan. First, so here's the thing now we can all talk about the past the present whatever when it comes to. Ms, mr christopher, okay, now i was hear from him at certain points on this show and at other points i was confused as to what was being preached uh. However, that man is fine, so i'm not going to ever knock that down credit. Whatever it's going to be yeah he's fine. Now every shot we got the pants he was wearing. His ass was eating me in all the episodes it was just like. I just was here for the upshot of the chest and i was like well thank you for that. He did a little pop. I said. Oh, you knew the camera. Was there good for you good for you, but but we get on over here to eb reviews. We'Re going to talk about the straights because one of them one of them, is like what is happening here uh, but a lot of protesting. Milan is there for particular reasons, because, while andrew caldwell wants to you know bark and bark, that's the main pool is milan. On the show, call it what it is we got ta be invited. We got ta, be honest, give give that [, __ ] some credit, and i said once he went and hugged natalie i was like oh y'all, know each other. So, like yeah, he was gon na be on here for the startup go for it connect four, but there were a couple of things where i just was like. Oh what happened and what's going on here in okay, it was like i'm about to fight. I said i'm 37, then here come really i'm 24., oh 20! I'M like 24. y'all about to swing 13 difference! Oh girl, you shouldn't be shaying her. You shouldn't even be paying her. He did not look 24.. I just knew he was older than 24.. I just knew he was it's a mess. I don't know we'll we'll talk about the whole play-by-play of what he did where i was just like. Why and wait a minute, but then you just said that two minutes ago to him and then, oh okay, so this tv milan got on my nerves, so let's get back to this uh cast photo in the middle of the street with clouds behind it. I'M sorry, gentlemen, i know y'all deserve a little bit better than this [ __ ]. I be you're in the middle of the road. Are you about to get hit like what's happening here, and i think my favorites i'm not thinking of the freeway out in the middle of nowhere, like you know what i'm saying looks like they're on yeah, that's not los angeles. This is this the same background that they use for down under. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, so hot hot tea! You know what drag race people scotty! I got you this for the drag race, people, [, __, ], okay, listen, okay, okay, okay, down under rupaul's, drag race; jamar just spoke so much truth. I almost want to slap him through this goddamn computer. This is the exact except theirs was in color and there was a sign that had a kangaroo to let you know yeah. You know what i'm saying so like this is funny. So good, hey, listen, hey, listen! Do it! No i'll! Let scotty do a google image of drag race down under and just look okay and you can see it and it's gon na you're gon na, be there now really really hard. I'M gon na put it on the screen too. I'M gon na put on the screen. Okay, say: rupaul's drag race down under mm-hmm. Just do a google image search so, while scotty is looking for the parallels of the uh we're not spending that now beach, let me be quiet. Scotty'S seen it he's seen it. I'M gon na put it on the screen by the way so check y'all keep looking at this. This is their little me and scotty are not on this cast. I'M just going to tell you that right now, because uh, if i can't have no ganja here, i would not be able to do this show at all. There is no way i'd have to be some kind of lick for me to be standing all this kind of nonsense around me, because you know how i am with nonsense. Jamar, you have seen what happens with nonsense. I i explode it's like. Oh, i seen it. Oh no [, __ ], like tables, are going to get cracked not thrown crack. Okay. So here's the drag race down under promo. Look at this look at this, the [ __ ]. They have the same roses like they just listen, it's the same road! Oh goodness. Oh goodness, gracious! Oh, oh goodness, gracious! So it must have been storming. So it must have been storming this day and it was just the sun was out on this day. Yeah! That'S what happens when you film on or take pictures on. You know fridays when it's been raining, you know it's april uh, but to get back to the cast over here really b is right. Next to uh milan christopher there, with this good old church, coat uh, like my my sister right here. Listen, i i want to say this too. Before we continue, this is for entertainment purposes. We are, we don't miss, wish any ill will towards these people. This is all for jokes and giggles. I wish nothing but success if it's in a positive way. You know how i said uh-huh for these folks uh, but back back to the behind the pilot salesman, where the money resides uh first impressions, i said oh she's gon na be a lot and i was not proven wrong. I wasn't at all at all nope, i'm just not sure that much and i was like andrew the tallest one there too right next to the uh. You know powdered doughnut. Over there i said oh [, __ ]. This is about to be something it's supposed to be something the reach and everything i saw them country reach. You know what i'm talking about scotty with big hands with the long reach. I said. Oh yes, she liked the headphones. The moment i saw him, i said. Oh, he, like the fight, was nothing i can do this, no more i'll, be damned but yeah all that um, every single drop of it next one we're gon na we're gon na talk about are the the straight men who are here um, allegedly today, allegedly uh, We'Ll start with the little uh, the the smaller less aggressive one curtis curtis, who loves women. I said i said, look at kevin hart go on little baby go on now, he'd be jumping in the [ __ ], but listen so gave very non-threatening tease, and you know i enjoyed this. I'M doing myself very secure uh, and so i didn't have any issues with him like when he was first spoken. I was like okay cool like he seems cool. He seems cool [, __ ], oh uh, okay, so here's my tea with you good, sir. Let me speak to you in your language. Since you don't understand: [ __, ] uh, not [, __ ]. You gave a whole lot and we're gon na get to it, but in the beginning alone it was like, oh okay, once he announced his jail time y'all. I was like oh girl here we go, i got to let you all know why whoa jamar, not only that it's like. So this was your my this, my credit and it was for like a gun charge or whatever i was like. Oh okay, right. Okay, we have neighbors that carry what you mean. You know how you know what i'm saying it's like uh. He gave me a lot, but i also give him some credit for being a multiple business owner entrepreneur getting his uh stuff together. There are things i was like: okay, cool cool cool, but let it be known, got ta cake called joe ass, so right, [ __ ] with y'all. Yes, he did yes, he did. He said he gets me down. Dl [ __ ] real quick that was like, but it do though, but it do because we do know that kind of behavior we've all experienced it from dudes like that, because he was way too. He was way too bothered for me like for me. It'S like. Okay, i get it, you know you letting the people know that you straight, i get it, but why you got to be so aggressive with it that part of my room. So, let's get our faces back up in here, so we can let these people know how disgusted we are with what we're about to discuss further about. Thank you, scott um. Let'S begin from the let's do this from the beginning now, scott! Thank you see now you got me here: [ __ ], it's on it's on girl. I got it. We start out here at loki, a black mirror episode. If you all remember the one with miss leticia wright, don't want to get vaccinated to have an ass and she went to the museum at that gas station jamar. That low-key was the setting. It was like that's where they shot so many music videos too. I think jan jackson shot a video out there. I was like oh everyone's, been over here, it's an la staple for shooting stuff right, so they go there for the photo shoot. Let'S get into miss thumping and dump them thump the bump face and have an ass andrew caldwell, yeah, blinky old, [, __ ] ass, i'm sorry blinky! We had to do this too, but i would remove two of them teeth and give me some andrew mutton chops face. Looking [ __ ] ass, hey andrew, hey, hey girl, hey! What'S going on girl, hey it's christmas! Okay! So all we can hear get this off. The screen get this: oh, i thought we gon na keep it on the screen. I'M sorry, we give it a little bit of time. We give it a little bit of time. That'S a lot! That'S a lot of whoo! Okay! I like the playground scotty. I don't want to slide, though [ __ ], you feel the underside of a donkey's ass uh decided to get into arguments with milan christopher for no apparent reason, as milan then exposed after been exposing him about having you know wanting to request to suck on a Little christopher, you know what i'm saying a little winnie, the pooh right there. If you know what i'm saying um, which you know misdelivered said, and i i wrote it down, i wrote her rebuttal none of what he said. It was really funny if i, if my tongue was fighting with my teeth, i would have trouble actually, no, actually, i would be doing this perfectly, but i'm going to try to do this the best way i can okay, because you know my mouth doesn't want to Hurt too much after i could you know you know, andrew caldwell is: is [ __ ] sylvester, the goddamn cat suffering [ __ ] attached like very much dude on the camera period. I mean you know silly willy willy old bear [ __, ] ass, so um, all we hear is, and your pp log probably got you those shoes right there and your pb loan got you those shoes right there, you you, what did your pp loan? Do? That'S what i want to know, because we don't know we. We know you foul one sister like what you mean. That was the first one. Now huh. Then it was. I would never sleep with you. You, too nasty. The poor tape you did was tired as milan. Christopher is going, i thought you were straight. How would you let us point out the fact, not that i wouldn't sleep with you, because you're a man not that i wouldn't sleep, you sleep with women and men and it was like, but you they were eating you alive outside at 5, 00 p.m period. That was in his ass, the [ __ ] up and he had no rebuttals. He had all those rebuttals that he had were childish as [ __ ]. He could not catch up. I am delivered. I would never sleep with you because you look dirty. No, we wouldn't have to sleep with you, because you that's the point, because he knows damn well. He would have slept with milan. He knew he would have slept with him. I know the cardboard box did not sit there with the good old ratan honey. What i couldn't believe instagram to unsend them dms, because milan was two seconds of pulling them receipts, i'm sure period. You know with them gucci gloves. Looking so tired girl, it was embarrassing. The word behind the scenes is that zellswag is supposed to have had been on the show and long christopher told natalie. If he was on the show he wasn't going to do it. Oh, we could always get zell swag on the next season. We could milan doesn't, but we would have a relationship in the house, possibly with him still saying: yeah. Okay, like that um, even though i've seen his little twitter videos [ __, ] people i saw, i saw it too. I was like oh great okay, so he could put him good. Scotty. Listen as, as you know, as we bear it was like. Oh i'm like okay. I can hang with that. Both of you are disgusting. I'M like okay, fine, that's fine, it'll, be something i keep. This it'll be it'll, be something i keep a secret. You know, i won't be telling everybody but um the piccolos cage. That'S because a year ago they had a huge blood on big o reading. Each other down. Y'All told me to join that they did after i did airtime they're like you, should join that you can make money and i was like i don't know. If i want to hop on there. Disgusting everybody be going in so bigo is ratchet. Okay, exactly uh. So, while the missing link is out there just yelling up a storm, everybody is like girl. What is the t and milan christopher, wants an easy win, so he's threatening to beat her up. Milan alti, that's an easy win like you even have you're talking about the biggest [ __ ] there like for and the short and biggest [ __ ]. At the same time, like that man, it's not that milan is not tall so like looking over, like you know what i'm saying it's like like [ __ ], you could wear her low. Did you see what andrew was doing when milan was running up like doing all that i was like right. Jesus got me, i said. Let me tell you what god is not going to do, no matter what you're talking about talking to us i'll, take you by them dreads and brains and swing you around [, __ ], you would anthony, was so funny just egging it on girl. I'Ve been, why don't you hit her you, i wouldn't hit her. I was over there laughing like yeah. Keep her up, keep her up because she wants this ass weapon. Then we get over to the um the two. What is this one refrigerator in the mini refrigerator? Yeah there you go uh, dylan and and william um, the baddies. I was like girl what what? What did you watch get that from uh either way they were like we gon na beat you up. I was like y'all are doing. This is easy, she's easy. What are you talking about? She just talks a lot. All she do is talk like it just felt. I don't know like. Yes, she talks too much, but also come on y'all like she's played. It was them running after andrew to find him and i'm like how did y'all know i was here girl like who is she like? Who is she to you? Don'T lie to me like, like i hear you period outfit, he was wearing a damn airport. Oh, we might as well go ahead and just end her, so we can get on to the rest of the story, because i don't feel like bringing her back up again. Uh the poop that comes out of rufus ass, andrew caldwell, was then found at the airport. Afterwards, because he decided to dip out on production after signing a contract and tried to cash the check that they were gon na pay, okay for them being there. For that, i'm sure it was the initial deposit, i'm not sure if they got the full money up front, i'm assuming it was the deposit so like they rolled up on him on the airport, they were able to find him now. Cameras are on and they're asking questions like no one's going to jump you. This is not going to happen. We'Re trying to do the best thing that we can do here and and first you know, a lost teddy bear at a goddamn good will is telling them entertaining the conversation, but then they get on the phone with their lawyer and that all ceases to exist and That'S when i knew i had a stunt queen, because when they brought that bank up, i said so, you still try to cash. The check now, you're telling people on the show you were telling people you were never on the show. That was the worst thing you could have done. I think andrew caldwell just stunted himself out of this by having a whole statement made, and then they showed this had they shown this and you not said nothing. We wouldn't be having this deep of a conversation about it. You have girl, but she's, not smart at all. No, i almost said a couple other things working. That'S why i left it at that more stylish, more entertaining i mean it would have been entertaining to watch her active fool in their house, but he never looked. He wanted his irrigate toss, call it what it was. I wanted to see snorlax be thrown around [ __ ], all team - i'm not gon na lie because all that [ __ ] that she was talking. I wanted to see her back it up, but we knew she wasn't going back. Maybe i wanted to see the type differential of a fighting pokemon versus a normal style. Do you hear me jamar? I want it super effective. Okay, bing boom boom boom. One hp left. Okay, no cause. I know that andrew was picked for stunt purposes, just like other queens and other shows that i've discussed before being picked for cash grabs, because people are going to see what are they going to do like? Are we going to finally hear him say he's a [ __ ] and we did we did we saw it. We saw all of it look what he was wearing at the airport - oh jamar, but you don't want to be found, i'm like where, where what is that is that expensive? Did you pay a lot of money for that? But my thing about him is he really thought he was like the big dog of the show like he just knew. He was like watching this show. You already know who the big dog really is and that's milan. We don't want to say that, but he's the one. That'S he's the big dog yeah, i'm just going. I'M just saying it like when i saw the casting it's like clearly the one who was vh1 is on here, so he was twitching a little polly yeah yeah yeah yeah, okay, little burnt rubber that you know his legs are hot [, __ ]. You know what he'd be walking like. Oh, i forgot a little [ __ ] deodorant. Let this a little twisty do this. You know she got a little burnt leg inside rubble. You know what i'm saying you know you y'all thick legs. You know. What'S up mm-hmm a little dark little dark, you got ta use a little lotion down there. Get that tone just right, just saying just saying um so do we are we done with this [ __ ], because she lowkey was called out. They showed pictures of her and all that kind of stuff. You know like we didn't got to the house, we didn't even got to the bus right like i said you got to the bus yet and i'll say it again. You make a mockery of god and he will eventually he her they. However, y'all worship will eventually get you and also karma. So what we saw, in my opinion, was god doing god's work, because for me, as a christian, even though i'm very open about my sexuality, i find him to be very blasphemous. I find him to be making a mockery of people who actually have found god in certain sense, to take them from their desires sexually, where i still i was born this way. Let'S be very clear, i do believe in that, but i also know some people do make a difference or a change based off of what they want to do. This wasn't a choice for me, but for him and how he got his fame and how everything happened and everything we watched every video all that kind of stuff. It has been a [ __, ] show from the beginning, clown work stunt queen stunt queen um 2014.. Like you've almost had a decade of doing the devil's work, while you talking about it, so it's very interesting that you did all that you could do um didn't you say cordell and you was doing something. You know what i'm saying yeah. He did your favorite person scotty. I know you remember, since that's your that's your girl, that's your girl! That'S your girl, y'all together on a real note, like that's how i think of him, i think of him, as somebody who's playing in god's face and using it to get into people's lap and thinking it's comedy and to make a mockery of the lord. Is the sin, and so i don't. I don't play that [ __ ] with him and that's why you know. I know what i'm doing, but i know at the end of the day, i'm talking to god and i'm asking for forgiveness and i'm trying my best. The next day and for him i don't find that at all, like, i think, he's a clown. A punk, [, __ ] clown stunt queen punk boo, pretty much boo. So i think that'll be the last thing i ever say on him. Unless he comes up again in some sort of topic, but that's right for the reunion, that's if he shows up he ain't coming to every union child he's too scared yeah like i just i don't do that kind of stuff. Like oh girl, like can you imagine him in the house if he didn't get the room for me? Oh, he would have gave him that tiny ass bed that didn't was sleeping. They would have gave him too much camera time and i had to see him space for such close-ups. Like, oh, oh, that's right, i think there's going to be another one too, because it looked like there was somebody else that was new up in the household as well. I don't know if the one of the you know, one of the uh matthew showed up when the club children is gon na have to go. You know what i'm saying with them. Ritz. You know it has to leave a little stuffing cheese honey. You know. Oh, my god, i'm not! I am not. I am not doing. I am not doing this, but how well now we get to the bus ride now they all notice that uh they noticed that andrew was missing. So everybody looking for andrew everybody want to know where the hell is that no one was looking. Not that hard i mean the bus got cuter, not the bus guy cute. I can't, by a little bit of a margin there, i'm like still a couple of there was still a couple rocks with those papers and sizzles. Okay, a lot of rocks, not this, we we're never going nowhere. We always pick a rock girl, hey. I can see it [ __ ], no, no wrong scratched by the bush, and then he called help. I got jumped the back of the wall. Jumped you go on the bus. No one was looking for this stunt. Queen we get to the house. Natalie in the your pores showed up college college scotty call it they got that camera too close to that girl. Stop that [ __ ] she's a beautiful lady, but you get real close. I beat you inside the planet. Okay, like we did there, i didn't know. We was like doing a whole exploration of this plan no gravity now her chin is enough. Ha chin is enough as it is, but, however, and her head her head, she funny too i'll. It'S not that she has a funny shaped head: it's the fact that she pulls it back, and so the scalp is then, given this, you know, type of you know, yoshi egg shape to it, and then you hear the music every time. Okay, i'm done. I, like natalie nunn, thank you for the programming. Thank you, [ __, ] out of yourself um. So then on the bus ride. Mula mo has to announce that he is straight and he had to let everybody know that he's straight and that if anybody tries to come on him sexually, it's going to be an issue. Oh i'm scared. Let'S unpack this, it's called toxic masculinity, i'm just like all you have to do is announce hey, not gay, uh boosie said what i didn't know. Boosie was on the back of the bus light skin boosting go ahead, light skin boosie, you do that, like you go in there, he was just way too pressed for me like just too pressed and unhappy and uncomfortable just so much god. Damn nerves like it's like. Okay, we get it. I understand you want to make that known in case somebody run up to you, thinking like you, good trade, or something because you feel you're a very cute guy, but i also find that to be very narcissistic when people do that, because they think, like. Oh you i'm attractive and you're gon na immediately try to hit on me, and so i'm gon na just stop you there like, as if this all gay men and women want me, oh honey, and you know a lot of this, makes you think that i'm just About to get into that, because that's the crazy thing about it, it's me and like that, i can't stand they think just because we're gay - and we like me - and that means we like every man that we see like and it'd, be like i'll, be like you Know you are never in danger of me talking to you because you're not my type, so i don't like some gay people, you see what i'm saying we already like some gay people. What are you talking about baby duck and dodging trying to move? And we don't even see them and that be me going like this. Oh, are you okay? Oh, he got a little too close to me like. Are you serious yeah? Let me get the [ __ ] away from you cause. You guys are close to me. That'S that's! That'S! Thank you. That'D! Be me, you talking some nonsense right now. That'S scaring me! So that's when, of course go ahead, scotty, my bad! No! No! No! I'M just saying like it just it just really kills me, like you already ready for some [ __ ]. It'S like you, anticipating the dudes, to try to highlight you, because you just know you that [ __ ] sitting back there at five six uh with all that energy, no shade to my shore daddy's out there, i'm just saying like he was that man is real Low and it's like you think that where the money resides gon na hop and split on top of you, that's not happening they're all it was, and then on top of that prison too. So you said why why? Why did you make that comment? It was like now the uh, because you know they asked milan who he would [ __ ] and he was like well. If he was straight, you know no disrespect all those precursors, but then he was still like man. Now you got this big uh, buff dude, saying gon na come after me like i'm, just like what does that have to do with the conversation they had like. I don't understand what he was trying to say in that moment, like not only he he he complimented his body is what he did. That'S what i heard um basically in that moment - and i i i wasn't happy milan - did that, but it's also like okay keep it real do whatever, but it's like you know. He just made that statement and so for you to then say that is like you very much testing that man at that time and all right, no disrespect. It was like you know, just hypothetically, okay, diabetes, no offense, but i'm just saying like it's. It didn't need to happen for me in my opinion, but i also was happy. It happened because that's gon na start to pull out that real [ __ ] from him. You know what i'm saying like how you really feel like. If someone's going to test you real quick because you started to act up real quick back here now that man even mentions that he's attracted to you now, how are you going to act after that? That'S how it's really going to be, but, as you saw he was like - and i was just like girl. This is too much from you you're you're cute, but this makes you kind of gross like i don't. I don't need this kind of energy um. One more time and they make it all uncomfortable and then then we become the bad guys, but then they see some [ __ ] around they slap their ass. You know cat calling talk about the titties everything else, but the only girl please a hot mess. Just a hot and you and and look at you two out of how many [ __ ] on this bus, dumbass right when like this now, if i was on this bus - and i was with these people the moment - a drip of masculine [, __ ] came Out of his mouth, i'd have backhanded the [ __ ] out of him and been on it'd been oh now living mad at me. Rolling up to that house. I couldn't stop hitting him the fact that uh anthony insinuated that the f-bomb was dropped. It should have been the whole of the whole house versus youtube, at least him, whoever it was like you're in the house right now, each other right now. But if you drop the f5 it's going down because you think you can just do what you want to do and right here, there's gon na be rock paper scissors in the ground. You go. I hope you can find the hospital. I ain't driving you um yeah. I'M gon na say i'm gon na say this now, so milan, of course, that milan guttacay, of course just uh, gives you know their description of who they are as a person more so you know basically uh they would have jumped you maddie girl. They wouldn't jump me joshua, you're, cute uh, knowing i've been jumped and wore people out after dropping me, but you know the girls think they know back to the story, so not bad to the story. This child is like. She said something i didn't like. The t comment i didn't, i didn't care for it. We know that word is not okay misgendering. Anybody is not okay, all of that so once they said who they were, you can see maloney in the background. That'S his name again: maloney mahoney, hakuna, matata, okay, okay, okay, okay, see that's the thing too they're, both curtis that can't fight. I already saw that little jump in situation which i was like, oh okay, so they want to do something it. Wouldn'T it wouldn't go down that way right so when gutta has said all that this also transfers a little bit later on into the episode when we get to the house, but you could see that man going like. I thought this was bad boys club. I said. Oh matthew he's confusing gender identity sexuality. All of that here we go. This is that dumb, [ __ ]. Thank you. Natalie nunn, like nope um, but on the way there, the white girls start fight for reasons unknown. We didn't get to the part where moolah was questioning carry on on the bus. Oh yeah, you said mulan did you say mulan, i mean now mulan um, some princess that had to go through some [ __ ], [, __ ], just to be respected by her family. You will not disrespect me like how disney did without putting mushu back in the goddamn movie. We were mad. Oh my god, i didn't want to pay for the cinematographer. They didn't want to pay for those graphics, okay, they didn't want it. They didn't want to have to pay eddie murphy, since you know, picks accept that. Okay, let me stop uh but yeah. So when the question did happen, you know kirk franklin sent back the aha. You know very ha ha like a comedian. Try to answer - and i like what i like - i don't - really have a label to whatever i do. I just do music. I mean that would tell me all i needed to know period. Okay is business one, but two it's the answer for me. You know what i'm saying nobody's business. I want me to do it's the answer. Answer it's the answer for me. I we know girl, it's okay. Why else was your dad mad ha ha? Everybody said i got rewards. No. This is kirk franklin, haha, yeah, god all right now, oh, my goodness, i can't, but it just seemed like he was way too interested in knowing if he was gay or not, and i think he's gon na question him again um later on in the season. I, if not the next episode, i think he gets punched when he punches him out. He'S gon na be asking him again and i'm just like the [ __ ]. I i love how he's sitting there with a bloody mouth like why and i'm like bad boys club hands up [ __ ]. What what's going on what's going on, i would never be sitting like this. I would never be sitting there like this. Oh ain't gon na be pulling me. We ain't gon na be doing none of that. I see you flinch. I'M telling you uh i'll, be carrying plates and glasses to break over people. We [ __ ] this house up, i told natalie. Let them be don't [. __ ] with me: that's what that ikea with that? That is, a good com. Um comparison. What y'all think about this wait? Wait which one is in. Let me make sure which one we're talking about andy was on that season with natalie nunn. She was the nerd girl that was putting this [ __ ] up in case drink, making her fad kind of make her really fat gon na make her really fat. She was the nerd huh. Somebody tried to text me as soon as you started to explain it. Could you say that for me, one more time annie was on bgc4 with natalie. She was the nerd. Oh no see i didn't. I watched it. I watched season four one time, but i just started watching bgc it's about halfway through five: okay, okay, i remember brandy, crazy, ass, that's wrestling so who could forgive? Listen so back to the almond joy fight that we had to witness and see? Yes, almond, joy, nine! One something dylan and william, the bitty got into a fight and it was over something they had said out of. I guess when they were taking pictures and she was gon na, beat her up or something or she was the baddest one. So who is the baddest? Because they're, both it's dylan, the baddest, william, the baddest yeah, so y'all - must want to fight which one of y'all gon na be that bad is that he was like well time will tell like, but who likes that jamar. That'S what i was trying to figure out. Every time william was doing that, i'm like who does that sound like that? Actually talks like that, because you're just pulling it out, because once you got your ass tagged by the car salesman, [ __ ], all of a sudden. I i didn't sign up for this. I had to call them all together. I was like excuse me, but you you. I thought she was that girl. What'S up like i just do my music. I just do my brand. I don't do this wrong. You seen the show you knew what the assignment was. You and that cheap course that you was wearing for that photo shoot sis had the goddamn nerve and audacity to sit there and talk about laying hands on the pastor. But here come vanilla ice over here you want to play [, __ ] and then here come the car salesman running up with the good old special get your get your civic [ __ ], and no it's not going to be. I don't understand, i don't understand. I don't understand, i don't understand, i'm sorry it was. It was nonsense. The fight was stupid. Dylan got up, the voice got really high. I was like that's the [ __ ] like he beats up. I guess he beats himself boom boom boom uh, but it was very much you want to fight girl. You want to fight girl, you want to fight girl, you want to fight yeah, let's go out, let's get outside, i'm like this is so caucasian david buster's. Hell is going on like that was not a fight like that was not. If i don't know what the hell that was, were they fighting the air like what they were put into the ozone layer, scotty, that's what they were doing, causing global warming with all of the air that they were knocking into the wind like baby. Silly silly, like girl, wait for one of them to hit the tree branch i'll just wait, you want to go outside, then he finds some trash at the front of the bus throws it. The the white refrigerator gets up starts to you know. Do all of this. There was no connecting and then she could knock the bus. I rocked your [ __ ] girl. I was mad. I scotty as somebody who has put hands on people before and laid [ __ ] to you are you for real. You did what? What did you do? What did you know? What what did you do? Nothing at the same time, [ __ ], holding the contracts for a goddamn accord. The salesman falls off the bus drunk - oh my god, dylan's now over by the bushes, all the black people are getting off the bus too fast hi high key high key hiking they're gon na jump me how who why would they jump you that whole [ __