This Aliexpress Wig Just Played Me Y'All

Hey y'all, it is me indesign, hang on. Let me get some orders uh. Let me tell you something: y'all were right. I was a little sad. Okay. Let me tell y'all something for my last video i was like. I am not depressed. I don't know what happened. The last day and a half i have been so down, i don't know what it was. Actually i do know what it is. I need to work out. It'S like three things combined. My room is still a hot ass mess, but i did order. You know my clothing rack child it ain't gon na be here until september. First, one september, when is september first, it's tuesday how many days until september first come on. Y'All know i can't it's five days five days, ain't gon na be here for five days and i'm really pressed like target. Why don't y'all rush shipping? How unprofessional anyways today and the spirit of me trying to be not upset about my damn dirty room and me needing to work out. I stopped and posted on my depop. You know we're gon na talk about these things. I decided we're gon na put a wig on me because i haven't done that in a long time and because i got my fine girl set today, i got my fine girl tracksuit today. Let me tell you something: this is so cute. I got the skirt. I really wanted the shorts, but i pre-ordered and they sold out the shorts in like an hour hang on. Let me show you the skirt. My coochie can y'all see me, i see it and it says find girl on it. Anyways yeah, not sponsored. We just show the love. We just show love yes, nausea, yes, all day yeah they killed it literally. I cannot wait for the next collection, but i'm wearing my fine girls. Today. It just came in the mail. A couple days ago, i'm gon na put a wig on because when they like promoted this collection, it's called like mean girls collection. They all put blonde wigs on, and i was like, oh that goes so. We'Re gon na do the same thing for my instagram picture, because i'm gon na notice. I ordered this wig off jazz star and i got it off aliexpress. It'S not sponsored it's a middle part. This is a 20 inch. It actually seems pretty short for 20 inches. I should have got like 24. and it came with this um. Oh child. You can't see the light as strong as everybody and they my face when they slept you just came my mama don't hit me. I got this charm. Can y'all see that? Maybe if i just clip it in the bonnet you could they gave me one of these clips, which good thing, because i've been wanting one for a long time. But, as y'all said in my last video, i online shop way too much. It'S very much unacceptable. At this point now, thank goodness i that came with it too chad and then chad. I don't know what this is chef uh. This is um two hair ties that i won't be using because it's got american flat colors and we don't do that. Let'S see what this is about and also we're gon na melt, my lace, you know i never did that i've been putting my wigs on like not the wrong way, just not like the babbage way for like two years now, two three years they were gon na. Try to melt my lace because i told myself one of my new year's resolutions was. I need to learn how to do. Wigs like i need to learn how to put wigs on like very much jonathan y'all know, jonathan used to do megan, stanley's hair. I want to be like that kind of level just for my just because it's like just the special talent that i have hang on. Let me put my bonnet on the bed so i'll lose it. I think i do a pretty decent job. Considering i don't be melting, the lace like i'm doing a very good job, sometimes, and so today, we're gon na do the method, all the bad [, __, ] use and i'm a little nervous, because i never did just pull up in this. First goodness, gracious. My twists, my twists, are coming out. Okay, this is how they be, but in this gracious, thank god, my eyebrows tattooed on, because it chad, if we had them draw on so they would have came right off a little crazy and it's a discrimination to learn everywhere. And why does she say nerds like that, nerds everywhere? That'S how you go, i'm pretty sure hang on i've never watched a video like of people doing this like. If i do like, i just like don't very much pay attention and learn or anything or it's like two seconds on instagram, but how i'm supposed to get this, i got ta cut in this in my ear guys. I'M scared hang on wait. I think i'm supposed. Oh i'm good thing, i remember i'm suppo and i'm supposed to spray the outside first and then all right. I'Ve seen a couple. Videos like this. So don't do me if this ain't, how you do it because i've seen a couple like this on a tic toc, but i'm pretty sure i'm supposed to spray on the outside first then vacuum blow dry. Then i got ta blow dry it and then i cut it. This thing is tight. Oh my god it ain't even gripping down. I need to go down some, so i can get in right here. Yes, i do the cooking. Yes, i do the cleaning. What is that thing? James charles does bring me my water silvi. What is it bring me little water now. I remember that bring me a little water. James charles, has an annoying ass voice. I mean i'ma say it and i think it's weird nobody has ever said it. He sounds like he's congested and i'd be worried at first. I didn't think that was his voice, like i thought that was just like his look. You know his like camera voice. You know i got different voices too hi. This is melina. I got the proper, i got the normal and that's basically it i just have to wait. He sounds so congested. I'M sorry, james! I like your hair, i don't know it just. I love his hair, like he did the justin bieber hair better than just me for did his hair. You know justin bieber used to wear his hair, like that in like 2016 20, whatever you wear better than justin bieber, you know i'm nervous, i'm just going to keep talking, bring me little water, and also somebody. Let me know word on the street is, is that's a slave song like something like that? I saw a tick tock saying like this is like a slavery song or something someone bring me some water silly who is sylvia? Let'S look it up bring me little water, sylvie the choir, bring me little water sophie, that's really what the song is called. I don't see nothing about slavery. Let me search slavery with it. You know they don't say nothing about no slaves who the hell is sylvia, jane. I don't think it's about slavery, but maybe it isn't. We just don't know it. You know the national anthem. Is that what it is that we don't stand up for the national anthem? There'S two of them right, not the liberty and justice for awesome, the uh and the rocket that song. You know that song is racist, like there's a whole verse all about uh, keeping your slaves and everything but like it's. Obviously they took it down liberating justice for who not me, but let me come on cause i'm playing. I think i've been recording for like 20 minutes. I haven't done anything, i'm nervous, you know what i'm going to do. I'M going to put the gel on it. Got to be glue gel on first and then, when we're done we're going to do another layer, you think that's smart. We need to come on because this um this is going to make my face. Ashy gripping me like that y'all, i don't know if this is right, so please correct me. If i'm wrong, i haven't worn a wig since i think march what the hell is sylvie and when i looked it up, it was like all choir songs, all in the school choir get on my face squeeze down. I just really need to learn how to do wigs because it's fun, but it's not fun, if i'm not good at it. So i need to learn so, let's what do you want come on give me my shades. Let'S give them my shades over there. My lashes flying - oh, my god, my ears plus hold it like this. Okay, don't move because my lashes, i don't know if i'm getting anything. Well, that's a little tacky. My lashes are literally they fly. You know. I think we should just go ahead and spray this. You know i always like the spray one, because it dries faster. Let'S just spray this on top and we gon na go again. I just want to do a good job. The debris like got my eyes. I felt it let's come on my last. Oh, it is stuck yes, i feel like bailey in here clapping and [ __ ]. We don't have to guys it's coming up right here. What do we do? Maybe it's supposed to be like that if this don't work, i'm just going to water. This off of my forehead and we're just going to do the ghetto, how i usually have been doing for the last couple years. I need one of those shaving eyebrow things, but i forgot to get one because i haven't left my house for like two days, because i haven't done my hair i'll be having my bonnet on still. I don't want the locals to see me with my bonnet on. Well, i'm fine with them, seeing me with my bonnet on just my mom: don't like one i don't know, and i'm ashy right here too, and i know i just cut myself and oopsies i'm supposed to like cut the ear part. But how do i do that without dabbing myself? Oh i got it i'm supposed to like go around my ear. I don't know when i was supposed to do that, but i know i'm supposed to do that because i'd be seen on instagram and stuff. I still need to post on my depop, so many of y'all dm me like melano, why you live because i said i was gon na do it on monday and it's thursday, i think i'm gon na take the pictures today and post them tomorrow. This is a lot of work. Oh no! That'S these! That'S pretty decent! I'M gon na be a paw. If this looks worse than what i've been doing, because i was doing like bare minimum before, like i'm going to be so mad, i'm like my dad right now, ball head can't use none of it when in doubt, if you can see my lace, we're just going To smooth it out on my instagram picture, we're just going to edit it. I don't like doing this anymore. I used to like putting wigs on, but i don't like to right now. Oh my god see it's coming up. I wish i had a friend that did the hair besides bailey like i need my friends to do like every kind of hair. This is a little too much on my forehead, like my wig is going to be down it's going to look good. This is crazy. You know something we're just going to put the wig on. This is too much for me in my cholesterol. Also, i need some tweezers, because this middle part, like is not strong enough and i've never plucked the wig before, but we are today, let's cost a little bit. Facetime lead i'm running on my means. No, no. This wig is about hood as hell. Oh, my god. I got catfish um, you got some tweezers, hello, hello. I got this off aliexpress and it had so many good reviews right, don't know how to lace it's supposed to go around the whole wig. It'S just on the front of the wig. We'Re gon na have to hood this one out and now i'm mad, because this wig probably would have looked better. If i didn't put this thing on my head, come on we're gon na make this work. Oh no and this don't feel good either. Oh! No! Oh! No, this is real short for a 20 inch. I need to start getting like 25. Oh no, i'm embarrassed actually now that i'm thinking about it, my other wig, was the wig with the good reviews. Let'S take that one out. The only thing about this wig, though, is there's not a part like you have to make it your own and chad. We know i'm not that advanced like this wig, hopefully when it does it'll be. I want to save this wig because i'm going to dye this with purple, that's another video, so we got play that was the good wig, the one i just put down that i took my time in research. I didn't research this one, i just put it in the card. Oh no, this looks like i got this at the halloween store, that'd be right when we went through. I don't even know how to glue this on look at this. They want me to glue this on my forehead. This whole thing got me messed up. I don't know what to do. Y'All. I keep going to public like this. What is this? Oh, my god. I know. That'S not what i think my twist came out. This wig need pluck too cause. This middle part is not wrong enough. It just has to look good for an instagram picture, and then we can fix it later. I'M just trying to think and use my common sense. You know and that's hard to do right now and just think what would jesus do like. I don't understand, like there's no lace right here like they want me to glue this on my damn head, i'm gon na have to take this off. This is an embarrassment and i just wasted so much time. It'S a joke. I just worked so hard. This is a wig cap going away. Let'S take this off, let me hit the towel and i just put one down to shoot goodness gracious. This is really insane like i've gotten a lot of wigs in my day, and they have been real good if they wasn't good. It'S because i didn't know how to put that hole on like if you took your barbie doll and you pry her wig off. That'S exactly what it looked like and they expect me to go ahead. My whole twist was hanging very disappointing. Oh that hurt that hurt my skin oh come on get off. The bang gang, like literally tell me, need to bring his house some water chill. Oh goodness, my forehead, oh okay, now i got wig cap juice on me, i'm on my forehead and didn't even get the wig on wig cap dust. I feel like there's something else i was supposed to talk about and i forgot i'm posting on debuff either today or tomorrow. That'S a promise, though. Now let's try to figure out what the hell we're gon na do, let's get another weekend. This is a sign. I know it is when i learn how to do wigs, i'm going to go crazy, like it's a sign, the comeback greater than the setback. This is just a sign that when i finally learn how to do it, the way i want to do it i'm going to go crazy. Like i just um, i know come on, i hate putting these on. Oh, these be so tired and i usually push it back like this. A little no lace, the first i don't even know like they're supposed to be lace for me to cut and there's no lace, there's no lace at all and what happened was. Let me tell you the story time about why i ordered the same two wigs but different company. I ordered that wig that i threw down there. I ordered that because remember i told y'all like i want to put this wig on, because when they promoted their new track suit, it was like mean girl scene and they all wore blonde wigs. I went and ordered my wig like it didn't tell me how long it would take to shift and some people be saying, like it'd, be taking like two months for this stuff to come. It didn't give me the option of like rush shipping, so i like started freaking out, because i thought my wig wasn't going to be here in time for my tracksuit and so then i ordered a this way. I didn't read the description. Nothing and now we look stupid. The dumbest part about this whole story is that it took four days for both of these wigs to get here, and that's the story time about why this wig is so trashy, because i didn't even do my research, i just put it in the cart and hurry. It up and bought it. I don't even know i've never done this in my mind, so we will be finna. Do let's straighten this first barbie doll. Hair is like synthetic hair. This don't really feel like synthetic hair, but it don't really feel like nine. It don't really feel like nine. I got a wedgie, i'm not gon na put nothing in this because, i'm being honest with you, i don't even know what to spray this with, for somebody comment below. If you know what [ __ ], what do i spray a wig first with them before i straighten it, because i used to do olive oil, but y'all were like that's wrong, but nobody wanted to tell me the right. Oh my gosh and the hair is like so thin, probably express really we're gon na make this wig work. This is literally like a halloween costume because there's like no lace, which i don't know. Why? Because i swear it said lace front y'all, see that suv um. I don't think this side is getting a straight got like a whole bunch. Okay, maybe i should pump crank this up a notch, because why is it sodium low and i'm not gluing this down? I don't know how you're supposed to glue it down. That'S what i get for ordering stuff too much now you look stupid with a doll wig, a barbie wig literally. This is like a bratz doll, wig like if you took the wig off of your bratz doll. This is what i have on my head. I paid like lace, front wig money or this wig. That'S not no lace front wig money like it's, not even what it is. It'S a barbie doll, wig, calm down her lipstick stay. What are we gon na do? This is very upsetting to me and it makes me sick to my stomach. Half this video was me gluing that thing onto my face and i didn't even need a wig cap, it's a doll wig and you can't really even glue it down and yeah. Let me cut this late. We just gon na, take it off and cut it no point in leaving it on like what i'm gon na do with this one little strip. Oh my god, thank you. Celeste found tweezer. You can't glue it on your head. Fumbled a bag literally, i want my coins back, but they won't probably give that to me. Oh my gosh. Oh these like match my nails, perfect. You know. I'Ve never experienced anything like this. Before look at this, you can see the whole. You know we're changing the title of this video, the title this video was gon na, be melting, my lace or like wig cap or whatever, for the first time, no, my first ever aliexpress wig, really. Even if i went and took pictures on instagram, i don't even know if i'd be capable of trying to edit this, so you couldn't see how bad it was now that i've just worked so hard on this wig. I do not feel like doing my real hair. I also don't want to look crazy as hell. Oh, my gosh, and this looks like it doesn't even fit my face either something about it. Oh i'm disgusted. Is this a joke, my clown costume? I look a damn fool. This doll wig this barbie doll, brass doll, wig america, girl, doll, wig guys. You know, i think we just have to come to terms i'm not gon na embarrass myself. All that time wasted. Look at this wig y'all, none of my business. They want me to glue this on my head, like you, can't do that if i glued this down on my head, it looked like this, like literally it looked just like that cut the cameras that uh in the video now cut the camera's dead ass by y'all. We ain't getting no damn outro cause. I'M out this. Why you got ta fight with me at cheesecake. You know i love to go. There say i'm acting like. I can't