Reviewing Trixie Mattel Costumes From Amazon

The camera's recording, so you better treat me right or people are going to find out. This is trixie trying on trixie costumes from amazon hi. It'S me trixie, mattel and i'm part of the problem, because i gave jeff bezos my money for today's videos. When you go to amazon, we've all been there shopping hi can i have something thank you presented my house. You can type in trixie mattel which i've done at amazon. Okay, because i want to know like counterfeit merchandise. I want to see what's out there and i noticed an alarming number of companies were calling wigs, jewelry dresses, all kinds of stuff trixie, mattel costumes - or this is a trixie, mattel wig and i just had to know what the tea was. So i splurged i spent about 500 on the internet shopping for trixie, mattel, wigs and trixie, mattel costumes and today for the video i thought it'd be fun if we decided how awful or how not awful they are. I mean i'm going to be honest. Some of the stuff in the thumbnail i'm like i want to be mad, but i'm also like i've worn that so you know we're not to halloween yet it's only summer, but if you're gay you're thinking about halloween since january. So, let's just let's investigate with some of the best and the worst of trixie mattel unlicensed items, uh look like so, let's get into it before i start changing. Please subscribe to the channel. We have new videos every single week, makeup, artistry, easy baked videos, doll, videos, exciting collabs, with a-list celebrities and don't miss it. It'S supreme, listen, i'm capitalist, barbie i'll! Never do anything for free for you ever again! So just take advantage of this. Today'S video is sponsored by our friends at green chef. Green chef is a usda certified organic company with many different types of meal options, including diets for vegan, vegetarian keto and paleo. What is green chef? Basically, you get meals, prepped and delivered to your home there's. 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Go to greenchef.us and use codetrixy100 to get 100 off, plus free shipping on your first box now, when you're, a woman who's about to be scandalized by people unjustly counterfeiting, your likeness on amazon, it's important to be comfortable and we do have these fabulous robes available at Trixiecosmetics.Com they're gorgeous they sell out every time we stock them. I hope you get one very fashionable. This is probably honestly gon na be one of the best outfits we see today, so just get ready for that. Let'S see what the first wig is. Okay, i mean first of all, i'm not her she's already. You know starting off better than me, but california costumes wig collection, warning to avoid danger of suffocation, mama, there's danger of suffocation, but there's no danger of gagging, keep away from babies and children. That'S gon na be no issue. This was advertised as trixie mattel, wig i'll, be the judge of that. It came in a takeout container how convenient so far. It'S not like the worst thing. I'Ve ever seen. I'Ve i've worn wigs worse than this. Oh, let's see the trixie mattel wig experience. Oh no! No, let's see, let's see what the gag is. Oh, maybe you don't brush it. It might get worse a lot of times these cheap wigs. You guys take them out and put them on, do not brush them or they get worse. I don't see it for me. I don't see it for me, but okay is this supposed to be a hairline? I think if i put it more side more sideways. No, that's getting worse. You know. I'M gon na send these two. I'M gon na send this whole bag of wigs to james mansfield, because she loves doing those videos where she makes over these costume wigs and she turns it out. Unfortunately, for us i am not on james mansfield's level, so this is what we're stuck with. If we're being honest, this isn't the worst thing, i'm not offended that this is described as a trixie, mattel wig, i'm puzzled. I'Ve nev i've. Never! Maybe there was a night where i was wearing this like stripper from texas wig, but i've just never been known to do that. What is the hairline is? That daytime is that is that a lace front? You can just see a shadow hi, maybe like more flirty like flirty and forward just hide the face. Okay, that's better right! It'S not good! It'S not right, but it's okay! Thank god! Pride month is over. I think, if i put this on during june, i would have burst into flames. I'M not mad. Honestly, if i had like three of these and double triple stacked them, these could be something they actually look better on camera than in real life is plastic mom. It'S plastic: shall we look at the gown? Should we look at a lovely gown, all right, um? You will never see me taking my wig off in drag ever, but that wig is. I don't even think that counts as a wig. I feel like. I just took a hat off. What did we pick up this lovely plaid, the stretch, 10 percent stretch? Maybe let's see i feel like a freak but you're the one watching a cross-dresser put clothes on that's weirder than watching us. Take clothes off. I'M not even like this isn't that bad. I mean this. This isn't that bad! I wouldn't wait. Let me stand up well, the real trixie mattel. Please stand up. I wouldn't not wear this. I wouldn't wear it, but like it's not that bad. You know what i mean. This is bad, but like this is worse like if we're talking, which is the bigger sin here at this point. If, if this is your wig, just don't go out if it's this or nothing just don't go amanda laporte said in her book that if she doesn't have enough time to get ready, she doesn't rush, she just doesn't go and i think we should kind of all Live by that, maybe i don't know, oh god, that's worse. To anything, give me a hair. Can i just this? Is so bad? You know what for the wig we're gon na give it a three a three. I actually think if you had a couple of these and sewed them together and you made them into like a big top knot like madonna ponytail, i think it's kind of fine, but next i think we are gon na send these to james. Should we send these to james mansfield? I think we should, by the way everybody who always asks this is a birthmark everybody's, always like nice hickey who gets sucked on here we're back in the robe, we're feeling vulnerable once again and um. Let'S, let's see what's up next at the gig ooh morticia sounds promising 100 premium, matte color synthetic and human hair fiber. This is not human hair. What human this already looks better than the last one, if we're being completely honest all right, this has paper in it. We all want a wig that has paper in it right. This appears to be some kind of like 60s bumped albino ronnie specter kind of gig. This looks like it's not going to be that bad famous last words. So, let's just let's just try it! No okay! Wait: let's just wait: wait, shut up shut your [, __ ] mouth, everybody shut, your mouth nobody's. It'S just such a fun idea for a video. It is not fun at all. Damn [, __ ]! You live like this. Actually, how fast my opinion of this wig is changing. It'S really me up like the mirror image. This has like a cone right. Okay, obviously there's a cone involved. I mean this is just making me feel so like spoiled about the access that i have to wigs. Like i forgot like cheap, wigs, look bad and you have to have some kind of skills to make them look good. If i had like three of these honestly like i could maybe make them good, like stack three of them, make it a nice tall. Like marge simpson beehive with long pieces, this is the confusing part of this wig. This, like i got crushed under a car bang. I almost think this wig would be better all to one side. Isn'T that kind of better? I don't really know this is better than the last week for sure if you did like and then the outfit we have is gorgeous only the best for me on this channel, we love a dress that zips only this far okay. I actually really think this is cute. I would wear this dress see. This is one of those moments where i try to do like a funny thing and then it's like well, actually, that's not true ellen you were invited. If we're being honest, i really like the dress, it's translucent i'll say this about the dress it's translucent. Maybe this was always meant to be a giant pink bow. This is just very like old trixie. If we're being honest, that's what this is, it's not the worst. It'S not the worst. I don't think the bow's helping i'm not gagging. I'Ve never seen a wig look so little like hair. I have this little trixie cosmetics clip. Maybe that's the vibe little tiara you're living shut up. Okay! Well, this is this wig. If we're being honest, though, i actually do like this dress like, i wouldn't not wear this for like uh, but i would rather have this made in a nicer fabric. This is like t-shirt material. I mean you can see my bra through this next. As far as like the quality of the fiber, that was like an anime wig, that's your does your drag name, anime, wig brandon's here today in the studio today, hi brandon, hi wow. This robe is so soft and comfortable all right. So up next, let's see what we have here. We have this uh giant new, look wig, i don't know it says new, look, it comes in a bag, which is always a good sign. Really. I actually think this might be one of the better ones just based on the look of it in the bag, but it's the most costumey, which means it's gon na look the least like hair, i mean my wigs. Don'T really look like hair they're crazy. So, oh it's shorter than i thought it would be. This is bad. I mean i really thought i really thought. I really thought this is fembot on a budget. This isn't this isn't good. If you are a very petite person going as tricksy for halloween. This might actually work for you, i'm not a petite person. I don't think you guys realize at home that i'm out of drag six feet tall, so i'm huge i don't live. It just needs a little accessorizing. That'S a little pirate, oh roll, the tapes. I think i've worn this in yellow. I think we have it in the closet in yellow right now. Can you check so i can't really make fun of it that bad, because i think i've actually worn it. What do i look like right now? You guys? George george washington, george washington, doing drag when you have to be in parliament, but also be at the drag gig. This is a pullover, so i have to take this off for a second now, i'm naked and bald on my own channel. It is it is it is, it is the same outfit. I can't even make fun of it, because you know what i love that outfit. I bet i'm gon na love this, i think my breasts might not fit in this. I'M gon na take these off for a second, oh, no yeah. When i wore this on, i was like oh so we're not doing any body. Okay, it's not my favorite! Look for myself, i personally don't like me with like no body on, but i like the fabric. I you know what i look like. This is not a read to anyone. I look like people who come to drag con and they're like i'm you. This look could be completed if, if i wore like the first wig and then a pink headband, it could be like hippie like long, but this one being like kind of a 60s cake like. I almost think. If this is your wig, you should just snatch it up in a clasp and do like a absolutely fabulous updo. You know like a patsy and then you could like gather the curls on one side and like make them kind of come out in like a like. A thing up here, you know, like i think that would actually be better. I think that's better. I'M jody hosh um, i like the dress. This is this runs really small. If you can find this on amazon, but this wig is not the move. For me, it's like, if they did a drag sketch on saturday live, and these would be the wigs they would come up with for, like the drag queens to wear no shade to the our friends at saturn alive. You live, i live too. I live got my teasing comb. We'Re gon na make this work. Folks, okay, we don't take this kind of stuff laying down like a lot of these. If you're gon na buy these cheap, wigs just do a style where you just have to rat it and make it big and ugly, don't try to be cute, don't try to do like waves or anything nice that is so much better than that side. Yeah like go full cruella right like that's better, you could tie it all to one side. Nobody wants to see a wig that doesn't know what it's doing, and this wig doesn't know what it's doing, but at least, if we put like a little bit of judge in it, it can know see i don't even hate it now i mean you need a Hat and this wig isn't really worth much on its own, but, like you know, nice and big on its own, like that next, this is this. Is the tiniest dress i've ever seen in my life? This is marketed as an extra large beach cover-up. For who stuart little? Can i put my breasts on please my breast boobs and jugs. Ladies, we all put our breasts on one arm at a time now, i'm suspicious this is morticia, and this is kalis. This looks like it's from the same company as that one, and we weren't exactly thrilled with that one. I'M gon na go ahead and not believe that this is a picture of this woman wearing this wig. Is this the same way? I think this is the same wig. I think this is a different color same wig. I have been lied to well. I already know i hate this girl. Who is she? What do people? Think of me? This is my trixie mattel wig. Isn'T it sickening boots? I don't like this. I don't like this game anymore. You all played me after bride. Oh i like it. I do like it from this angle only it's kind of beautiful from one angle only if you were a real girl and you were going as like some kind of like eye dream of genie fantasy for halloween. I think this is a nice wig. If you're talking about like you, don't want to do anything but pull out of the bag and put on and maybe put some jewelry in the hair, because a lot of people for halloween they bring their wigs to their hair stylist being like. Can you help me but hairstylists don't know about wigs? Sorry, they all say they do, but they don't because they don't know how to style. Plastic. Hair they'll give you like a human haircut on plastic wig, and it looks like that. It should be all to one side, and this could be if i make this a curly cue, i kind of live, i mean i'm, i'm not living like i'm, not thriving. I have an apartment. I'Ve eaten today, i'm not living. I just like this one, because at least this looks like a wig. At least this looks kind of draggy. Listen! It'S not it's not that bad! This is not that bad all right! We have this charlie brown, let's, let's just see, if you guys can see me in person, my head has never looked bigger than in this wig, not to mention i have a tall head. I don't like tall hair like wide hair, charlie brown. I look like somebody from charlie brown, i'm gon na say that anybody built like me shouldn't be wearing this type of polka dots. You should probably wearing bigger polka dots right because i feel like on bigger sizes, broad shoulders, big titties, bigger polka dots make everything more in proportion. So if these were bigger, polka dots, i think i would like them more. I hate the dress. I hate the color. I hate the fit um. I hate like. I think what is this cap sleeve like that, where it's not even a full sleeve it's just like now. When i raise my arms, it just looks like the whole dress is going with it. I'D rather have nothing or a long sleeve, i'm gon na say that this is my favorite wig of all of them, just because it's a little weird like, if you think of some of this think of this wig on somebody prettier than me, but kind of 60s. Like imagine this wig on juno birch, i actually would totally buy it on her because she's like an alien dressed as a person so like a very wiggy looking wig makes sense not living next. Oh no. This is from california costumes, which is the same company from the first wig. Is this? Is this supposed to be dolly parton? Is it supposed to be tina turner? I don't know, i don't know about tina turner, but i am a party turner, mama ew. This is what we're about to put on this was a trixie mattel wig. I wouldn't even wear this as a merkin. I guess let's brush it before we put it on, let's give it a fair chance, but [ __ ]. This is gross this. What is the top of it? What is that? What the driver is? What'S the i mean, is this their version of back combing? Is that supposed to be like rock and roll? I almost think this should be brushed forward like if they're trying to do like a tina turner thing. It'S getting worse. It'S getting worse. I just want to reiterate to you guys that this was listed on amazon as a trixie, mattel costume wig. Are we all on the same page about that she's not giving it's not giving really anything like it needs some height. It needs to be like coming from somewhere and doing something. Oh, that's getting better, i think looks like jennifer, aniston and leprechaun. I have nothing to say i i have no. I have no defense of this wig. Like i don't know, i don't know, i don't know i mean. Is it oh, maybe just like big and crazy, like maybe that's the fate of this wig, like i think, that's better right, that's more! Like chic, you know it has to do with people's faces like if aquarius put this wig on you guys would be like that is so chic on me. It'S [, __, ] horrible, like this, is a wig you put on drunk in your house. That'S what this is drunk wit. This is the dress, oh my god, brandon. What the this is. The dress you didn't plan these at all. Did you did you try to like make these outfits go together at all? I look like a. I look like a porcupine prostituting myself. Oh my god. What do i look like now? I look like paula deen, going to a queens of the stone age concert i kind of like the wig. Are you guys watching the video? Is this wig like slowly growing on you like, if i didn't have blue makeup on, if i had like a cool tight little smokey eye and like all black leather, it's almost lisa, rinna yeah, like you know, who else would katya, would look cool with this wig On or like honestly, like five of them, like i said, like, buy like five and stack them up and make like one big, hairband wig, i think that would be cool. Oh you know. Who else i look like courtney cox in scream, you guys are home like no [ __, ] billy ray cyrus, and it's nothing else. I don't live for the dress. I don't live for the wig, but here we are well when i don't win a streaming this year. I will know exactly why what else this turned around? Oh turning the wig around does help. Sometimes it's getting worse. It'S getting worse. I'M taking you know what thank you for supporting me through this difficult time. Remember if you want to dress like me, for halloween or for any other reason, i would say, investing in the wig is probably the most important thing. It'S better to buy a slightly nicer quality like flat wig than try to do one of these, like horrible costume. Wigs and then just buy some cheap swimsuit cover up. That'S how i do it so uh. If you have dressed up as me, please - and it's better than some of these - i'm sure uh tag me on twitter. I would love to see it. Goodbye,