Alinity Cuts Slicks Haircut Also Tells Stories About 6Th Street And Mizkif #Mizkif

Um, can we put the chair up? I don't think so i don't know actually that's. This is where the viewers come from from the boobies yeah. I was like. Why do i have seven thousand viewers today? Well, you might need to get a little taller. They um, how do i get taller? I don't know hold on i'm still ordering my thing. You got the angles all wrong alinity i do. What does that mean? It was because it was next day off. Oh nick takes monday's off. Okay. That makes sense we're waiting for 90 day. Oh, this is gon na be better, though cuz, because we're cutting my hair - oh my god, i'm so excited, don't unplug the thing please! Oh, we got all the materials everything we need scissors scissors. I got the pink ones because i'm sister sister sister emmy right, okay, i get it. I got the coffee - okay, yes, okay, so we got that we got this. What do we do? How do we cut hair? What'S the first step of cutting hair? The first step: did you wash your hair yeah? Okay, good, the first step? Is you sit down and we'll talk about what we're gon na do? Okay, so let me like touch your hair, a bunch i got ta like know what i'm working with you know what i mean yeah your hair is thin. It is very thin hair. Have you always had thin hair, yes forever forever yeah? It'S really is this like how it naturally drives yeah yeah yeah, okay, that's good, because then we don't have to worry about it like curling or sticking in a funny way. My hair is very fine. It'S very long. Why don't we give you like an e-boy cut? Wait, why do you have babies? What are you doing? I don't know. I just don't cut my hair yeah. What are you doing to me? What am i what nothing? No, it looks good chill out where's the rest of the things i i got a bunch of stuff cape was that first step there, there was a oh, this. Okay guys. This is my kid we're gon na do like um. So this is what my chad said. We should do okay, yeah what okay look literally the first problem here: okay, what is this the main holy [ __ ]? This looks so gross the main problem i have with my this looks really good. No, it does not. We cut it like longer here and shorter on the side. I have a big forehead, eliminate you have to make sure you hide that with the haircut. Your forehead is not that big, don't lie to me. Lindy, put your hand, put your hand on my head on my forehead. What not your hand, not your head, bearing head four head sizes. No, i have like an eight head. No you! Don'T your forehead's, not that big! No, your forehead's, not that bad laughed at me! Earlier, what did he say he's my photo was huge. He said your forehead was huge yeah and i cried after bam. Oh that's so mean it is kind of rude. Your hair does naturally split down the middle, just saying what no it does not. It does look. Ew, if i brush it back, look if i brush it back it splits down the middle right. No, it does not. Why would it do that? I don't know slick. I don't know, i don't want a middle part. Oh dude, that looks so cringe. What are you doing to my head? I'M i'm trying to analyze your head, okay, so that i know what's gon na look best on you slick, okay, you have to remember like i'm like a stylist, so i got ta like you know what i mean yeah. You have to remember to hide my forehead. Okay, that's the most important part. Okay, all right! We can give you like the emo boy like side, oh jesus. What no, i think you could rock the emo boy, look you're already email all the time, i'm not email. What are you talking about? He looks like his name is kyle looking fly, my man see chad likes it. Your hair is so long. It is very long and knotted and it's thin and it's fine. It'S not matted. It'S some places, it's very knotted up and stuff. Oh, you got ta brush it. I don't really brush my hair. Well yeah! That was a problem. Why is that a problem? Because if you don't brush it, it gets matted. Oh that's just kind of how it goes. Okay, i don't know you keep complaining about your hair, but, like you just need to brush it and like it's, it's very smooth, wow, okay, it's very smooth! You just got ta brush it more! Okay. Can you do that for me like every day you want me to come over and brush your hair every day? Mm-Hmm. If you give me coffee, okay, i'm down yeah, okay, okay, this sounds good. Come on brush your hands, yeah thanks for the tense up! Okay. So i'm gon na try a few things before we like ruin. Your haircut. Are you sure you want me to do this? Your hair is so nice right now what you like my hair, yeah. Isn'T it too long? Is it dead? My hair is dead. I think your hair looks good, but i'm gon na, like you, know, start working my magic around your head. I definitely want to cut because it's dead and it's it's annoying to shower it because it like yeah. It gets all together. We'Re gon na get the tape on you. Okay, okay, be bald sick, please! Okay! So just question: how mad would you be if i [ __ ] it so badly that we have to shave your head because i said the same thing to chance and he said that it was okay and then he was not okay with it. So i need to know how honest you're going to be about your answer slick. I think it's, okay, you you sure i've done it before. I think it's alright! Okay, it's fine all right if it needs to happen. That'S like the last straw, though yeah that will be last straw. I'M gon na try my very best, so that doesn't happen. Okay, but i think there's a possibility. You know what do you think the chances are um of what having them go. Bald there's a percentage there somewhere yeah. What is it, though? You can say before you start if you'd like, i think, we'll be fine. Okay, cool yeah. I think we'll be fine. Yeah! That'S good! Did you get the clippers from sear? Oh yeah? I don't have clippers. Okay, um. I like your shirt. It'S a nice shirt! Oh thanks! Why are you like doing that? What do you mean? I'M sorry. I think you should have coffee before i start cutting. Do you know how long it's gon na take to get here? Okay, we don't have enough time. We have to okay, we have until mid starts the show yeah yeah, okay, we don't have to because i don't miss live. Obviously, because then we'll have no viewers right. What time is it? I don't know we have an hour yeah. I can do this in an hour: okay, okay, good. So where do you want to start? How do you start with a haircut? I don't know i think, oh, should we fill this section, your hair? Should we fill that with water? Ah, should we put it yet? Not yet i'm gon na put i'm gon na section your head in the middle like right here: okay and i'm gon na cut the front first and then the back. I think i don't know okay, what do you mean? You don't know i mean i know for sure, i'm i know what i'm doing to relax. Okay, oh you're, clipping it you're clipping it yeah, i'm clipping it! That'S good! That'S how they do it good yeah! That'S how they do it close their hair. So there's a partner in my chat, there's a partner, there's a partner, i'm a partner partner, hello partner, okay, all right! So all right trevor! Oh it's trevor, hi trevor is your partner. That'S one of the partners! That'S one of the partners: dude there's so many partners, type of your partner, guys wait you're starting! Oh my god. What is the plan? Okay, lindy. Remember what i said. My forehead is huge. I know not sumi's here, hey, wendy, okay, you got to make sure. Why are you starting from the forehead part? You have to make sure you be careful with that. Why are you laughing so much, i'm not laughing? Oh, my god. What do you mean you're, not laughing? How are you gon na say that what are you doing? I feel like you're going so high up. Okay, we're good we're! Still we're like right around! You want your forehead to be visible to be covered, so i'm going to give you something that's going to cover your. What is that? What is that? What is going on in here federal bureau of investigation, is outside trying to figure out what the [ __ ]. This is okay, you're done! What have you done to me get out of here? You need to get it out, get out get out of here. Dude! I'M gon na get honey. God suffer harassment for months to come. They'Re gon na find my discord logs they're gon na find my discord logs. That'S it for you. What do i do? We'Ve caught you, oh jesus christ. It looks actually pretty nice does it. I don't know if it does. You look quite [ __ ]. Do i yeah i'd hit it? Oh really, yeah, oh okay, all right yeah! I mean i actually don't mind it. It reminds me when i was a little kid. I was a little kid. I had a bowl cut, so you had a bowl. Okay, i'm not sure what the plan is. Now, though, like where are you gon na go from here? I'M gon na cut the bag smaller. I don't understand why, just like all you wanted to do, the whole time was just no. No, no i'm gon na do the back dude. What the [ __ ] is that listen! I want to try a few things just to see. You know what the best way that, as long as my fart's on out my fort is fine still what my forward is still blocked, so we're good they're saying i was like justin bieber. That makes no sense. You do look like just amazing wow. You look hot. Thank you. The girls are gon na, be like, oh, my god, slick you're, so hot really yeah, that's good! What are you doing? You have more hair on like one side of your head than the other. Okay, i'm sorry, i'm like be careful. Your eyes, though, like you be careful when i'm near them, you be careful, i am trying but like if you close them, it's easier. Okay, just don't stab them! Please! No! I won't okay, wait that was steer that was sear. I love steer. Yeah he's pretty cool yeah. I love how people just come in my stream all the time i do have to say your room is kind of like it's very cool. It'S really [ __ ] up. No, this looks great. My room is very convenient for you to watch. I think this looks really good on you, but i need to make it shorter hold on okay, my room is convenient for people to walk in, and it's like just like cozy as well. It'S not like messy and there's seats for people, i'm like uh. I got the miz room kind of, but not really yeah. Are you proud of your work? So far? Yes, it looks really good. Okay, yeah, okay! So all right, maybe this one doesn't look the best. So i'm gon na change what i'm gon na do completely: okay yeah. That was good. This does not look that good on you. That was good. Are you sure you want your forehead covered? Yes, look! How big it is imagining it. Your forehead is not that big! Okay type one, if it's big type dude it's not it's not that one watch! It'S not that big, don't lie! Okay. So this morning i wasn't gon na wear this shirt because i thought i looked fat and chad convinced me that i don't look fat. I think that we imagine these things about ourselves that are not true. I think that you could really like. Oh, let me get this one guys. Why would you lie? Why would you lie? You really don't have my forehead, who told you everyone, my entire life? I'Ve been told i have a big forehead. Everyone tells me that maybe you grew into it. No, like my chat, still tells me. Maybe the rest of your head got bigger or some [ __ ], because your forehead is not that big. My chat still tells me. I have a big forehead they're just lying out, so they can see my forehead. You don't have a big forehead. You really don't it's a little big. Okay, look! It is a little big, at least, but i think it's huge first of all, but it's also at least a little big. You can't even say like the the best compliment you give my afford. Is it's not bad? That'S a terrible compliment. Okay, it's not big! You have a regular sized forehead slick. Okay, compare again put your head next to my head: oh [, __ ] put your head next to my head again hold on she's a girl like little moles. I have a way smaller head than you. Okay, no, like i do yeah, i agree. I really do yeah. My my head is huge, your big head. Yes, so you have the forehead size to go with it. No, yes, you do slick. No! Yes, you do. Why are you so annoying all right chill? I'M just sitting here ew what the [ __ ] is this. What is what i'm not balding gary on there, i'm balding down is my forehead big darion. Have we ever met? Oh [, __ ], because i thought that amish was darion for like a while. I don't know why. Okay, so i'm gon na do like shorter on the sides and the back and then like what i think and then you're gon na wear it back, because i really think it looks better. You have like dry scalp, all right, nothing rude! I'M just letting you know your scalp is dry. You need to moisten it. How do i do that? Hey drizzy? Well, if you brush your head more see when i brush you have like stuff, that's flaking yeah! I have dandruff. Well, i think it's because you don't brush think it's because you don't it it because if you brush it regularly, it would like come out like on its own, like it's coming out kind of like jack nicholson, honestly smile, you get a lot of subs. You are crazy because you hosted me all your viewers are here. No, my viewers, don't stop type one, if you're here from lady and you're subbing right now type two, if you don't like me, look at this wait. Both of those are bad for me. Nevermind yeah! Six, almost a 7k andy dude, no way without a host. Only that's crazy fist bump no host something hated. You, okay, i'm sorry letting you know yeah. I saw that. I appreciate the right. Thank you. Okay, good good yeah! Thank you! Okay, where's the occipital bone. I'M supposed to do you not see me, i don't think so: she's cool yeah, very nice. She sounds cool yeah, she's, cool, yeah, she's cool. Welcome back. I want you to turn around so that we can show the chat chad, so i'm gon na cut his hair. Oh sorry, that was, i put my my thumb in his ear. Okay, so i'm gon na cut all the short i'm gon na leave the top a little bit longer and we're just kind of gon na go from there. Oh, i have different sized ears. You see that, are you ready for this, like i have different sized ears? Are you actually ready for those? Can you hear me, are you actually ready for those? Can anyone hear me when i talk what the [ __ ] dude? You just took off a lot of hair, i'm gon na cut it short on this side. Oh my god, what god that was so fast! I asked you if you were ready yeah. I was not ready. Apparently, i think the five times why band you're, [ __ ], that's in a did. You guys hear that that is a lot of hair yeah. Your hair is really long. Oh, my god, a garbage can yeah it's kind of full, though it's put in the toilet. Can you watch down here guys, i think you can. Why not? Can you put hair in the toilet, no they're saying no okay just put in the trash? Can the trash can do you have a bag? No, just just do that. Oh my god. I'Ll put it in here: okay, all right! Well, i guess you're deciding a lindy okay, you're deciding how my life's gon na be now for the next few months. Yeah. You asked me to cut your hair. I did i'm gon na. Do it, but i didn't know you're gon na go so like insane. I thought you could go a little slow with the hair cutting but you're just cutting off huge chunks. It likes. What'S up man yeah, i'm gon na give you a [ __ ], looking friend the top's gon na be long. The the sides are gon na be short, and the bottoms are short. I'M gon na use the clippers later. Okay, but it's better. If i, if i cut the hair first and then use the clippers that way it's gon na, be it's not gon na be as much hair on the floor. What i don't care about that i can vacuum you mean the maze, can vacuum yeah all right. I know how you guys function chill out see. The thing is the same made us coming today. Here is going to my house after yeah, so um. I kind of need her to not show up on my house on 9 p.m. This time right, that's fair! Yeah! Okay, does it look good hello? It does look really good, okay. Well, i think forever. Do you say what you took forever to say that, because i'm focused okay on the haircut, can you see her back in here to look at it see her see here, see her sir. I hear who's out there. What there's a bunch of people out there talking yeah? Are we feeling left out yeah, they're laughing and having fun the girl's back, see her slick? Wants your opinion. It'S like. What'S your opinion um dude as a fellow bro honestly, it should look sick, yeah, shorter, the sides longer up here with the tips. What do you like what you want it you want to frost the tip, so i'm going to cut it like up until it tips russell. Do you like it? I mean i can't really see it yet right you like it. I can't see it you like it. There'S nothing like watch. It touch my head. I caught already so much hair yeah touch it rustle. Are you what's going on right here? What is it i'm making it smaller? I'M gon na use the clippers. What is it oh get out of my ear? I didn't that that was like my hands, like very shaky. Okay, i don't know i'm not like very good with this. Listen, i'm sure it's gon na look amazing. I just i know from you know your previous world. Are you gon na talk, [, __ ]? No, no, no, no, you know, i think, you're a great person. I think you do great things. I just know from your previous work um. Sometimes it can be scary. That'S all yeah warwick does warwick out there. No who's out there, uh smiz, whom is it seer? Sierra he's he's checking on his his cool new thing. What thing your mom, okay, his mom, is pretty new, what um she's one of the new models? What you're talking about? What are you talking about? I'M talking about your mom all right, see here. Yep! Take a look at my head: what do you think um? You know tweety bird yeah just kidding? No, you look [ __, ], good, hey. Are you crying? No, i'm not trying you look good. Your hair is up literally up right now cry. Your hair is up right now, so of course you're not gon na like is this mine. We just bought it man. Oh i have that exact same one. You went to sally's huh yeah yeah. I got mine at sally's, hey, you look [ __ ] good and you got a great forehead. No, no bro people want to give you [, __ ], look at mine. Look at mine. Why would you even say look at mine wow. We literally have the same forehead. No, we don't. Yes, we do. No, we don't guess we do. Yes, we do. Why are you laughing because you're laughing ah flying to me, yeah type one if we both look really good together type two, if he's lying and i look stupid, he looks good. No look at the twos look at the twos they're about to fly. Everything is going to be iridium see the two. Are you actually crying bro like you got 974 thousand viewers, be thankful for something? Okay, that's crazy! You guys all here right now, yep, you got 974 000 people watching. That is a lot everyone here and everybody cares. How many viewers we have? Oh, my god, you only look at the account right now. No, no i'm just okay, it's okay! All we know is you're killing it and you're doing a great job. I got ta plug this thing at a thousand subscribers. He shaves his head. What'S here what there you go, how did you say that yes and a thousand subs would shave his head? Are you ready, oh my god, what are you gon na do? Okay? What is the plan now lindy? The plan is, i'm gon na use these clippers, i'm not very good with that. I'M just letting you know five millimeter four millimeter. What are all these numbers? I don't think they're all for the same one. Does my hairline bad? The two. Should i use a two. Do i have a better hairline, ladies? Not even a limited gift, slicker mullet, he will like it. What number is this this? I think i just have a widow's peak right. I just have a widow's peak right, olynyk, a what a widow's peak a windows. You do. It'S really cool okay. Why are you shooting like a baby or something? You can just tell me the truth eyebrow. This is for the eyebrows okay, so these clippers are for, like i don't know, if we can use this like what cereal got us here, sear you only have a two and a four. This is like really small like this is really small. You only have a two and a four yeah, i'm gon na i'm gon na have to use the scissors. I think oh four is good. They said the four is good, probably not on the top, though, but i need two i need. I need to use one on the bottom one on the top, so i need like a four and a five or a four and a six like i'm, not just gon na. You know what i mean like. I need to give you a [, __ ] fade and how the [ __ ]. Am i gon na? Do that yeah i have a um. I have a razor, but i don't know if it's for hair is it if it is a beard hair for top head too or no. It'S the same. I think. Is it because and there's scissors on top? Oh [ __ ]. No, all right. Let'S do that, but can i see that that trimmer and see what it looks like see if it looks like mine? Oh there's, a seven. What, oh, maybe he's a seven on it, but it's a seven millimeters, it's not a seven size. This is like just weird dude. I don't understand how this thing works. You don't need to fade. I mean i'm just kind of letting you do it. I think this is really short. I'M letting the lady do i'm just gon na. Do it? Oh! No! That'S really! [ __ ] short, it's like this is for like beards. No, this is gon na make you bald. This is four millimeters not like a size. Four, oh wait. I have wait. Let me see what it looks like lenny. Why are you still going because i'm cutting the hair on your neck? Okay, okay um? I almost [ __ ] it out, but i didn't. Can i see the trimmer i'm just gon na use the scissors leg. Can i come back up now? No, okay yeah! This is those would make you both. This is not good. This is all right. Let me see, let me see it show me, what does it look like? Well, this has two: what does it look like under that? Should we undo that? Why would you get the two no take off the thing take off the thing, let me see underneath this one says seven take out this thing. What'S look like okay, let's try mine, maybe do you have bigger ones. I think this is not for cutting hair. This is for like shaving beards, it looks good dude polygons is here guys it's just like it's a seven, oh yeah. This will be good. Are you sure yeah we're gon na get angry this one's 16.? There we go fit on that or no, i don't know. Oh [, __ ], the whole thing came off dude. What the hell was that yeah. Why did this come out? It'S got 14 subs over 60. 70. 18.. There'S a lot of hair in there. This is gross. Oh, that's serious! Don'T knock! It just feel like you're knocking the sink, but how do i can you get the blade out of here? Oh yeah, dude poggers. Thank you for the 20 subs man. I appreciate that ellen you say. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the 20 subs. I appreciate that i only also said. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The 20 subs x-men pogba's, guys poggers, it's pogba's hugo, i think it'll fit, looks exactly the same guys. Okay, yeah it does look similar, poggers guys. Oh yeah, there we go all right. Oh elena you're going so fast why you don't even see what it looks like first jesus? Oh no is it? Is it short? How short is it? No? It'S not that short. What is 15 millimeters? What does a millimeter even mean it's um? A millimeter is a mill of a kilometer. What does that mean? Are you trolling? You know kilometers? No, i don't know kilometers, you know meters yeah. You know centimeters yeah, okay, so you divide a centimeter and a hundred. What not ten, okay and ten okay! Why are you holding that thing like a hitachi magic wand, i can tell that you're like scratching my head, it's like! So short! It'S not! That short! Look! It'S not! That short! It'S not! That short, i don't know what to think stop shaving sideways. It kind of feels good, like you're scratching my head. Why are you guys saying sorry to me? It'S good actually what the [ __ ] wait. Is it good or not? It is stop. Stop doubting. My word because you're making me doubt myself: do you have a bigger than 16 uh you can check. I can check why. Why? Because i need a plan and what i'm gon na do next. Okay, we can look under my sink. I can look under your sink. Miss who's talking out there are you getting fomo yeah kind of. I don't know what they're talking about. There'S like secret meetings or something yeah. I'M here, they're planning your birthday party where's, your birthday may 26th. Sears is very soon yeah wait. When is yours soon, it's almost 16th, i think or something okay, i got ta. Do a thing. Wait, i'm not even plugged here dude. Last year last year i celebrated sears birthday, she's buzzing, your hair, like i know my lawn when i'm in a hurry. Good luck! Man stand still in space, i'm gon na give you like any partners here or i would have to end stream. I don't like streaming unless his partner's watching is that weird, that's really weird! Really partners, don't sub yeah, but they're like respected amongst the community type. One up your partner wait. What'S a donut, oh what what lindy? What is it? Please guys? It'S? Okay! What is it? No! It'S fine! I can't have a face. Where'S emmy i eat at me in here. Okay, it's okay! Is it yeah? It'S fine! I don't think it is. It'S fine slick, it's fine. Why do you got ta push my head down so hard cause, you're really tall? Thank you. Have you ever considered doing lineups on slick? He has a pretty good hairline, but it could prob be a bit straighter with a liner here's an example. The first pick is pretty good and honestly would be good for slick. That'S a really good thing is emiroo here cause chad's being really negative right now, either yeah guys. Does it look good? It does. Please be honest thanks to the bits i don't know what it said. I just want to see how short i made on this side. I think the sub as well yeah, it still looks good. It looks good. It looks good, it's fine here, but where's the thing that you said it was a problem here, it's just like okay, so here's the thing. If you sit straight, i just cut a little too short like here. I went a little far back. How do i see that? How do i like glue my eyes to the screen, but i don't think anyone is gon na know it is that, can you guys see that or no does it look good? I think it looks. I mean from from what i can say before it does look better than before from why i can see it looks good and it'll be easy to watch. That'S the problem i had before. Was it so hard to wash yeah, so i'm gon na use a scissors because it was dead and long, i'm just gon na like use this okay, i don't know how to do it. What was that noise? Why was it so loud in here? What is loud, someone goes like a vacuum in here the whole time i like zoned out. Let'S move that the hell is happening. You guys hear me. How do i do a fade? Oh, it was the razor thing or whatever that's called the trimmer. That thing was loud, not very good fades like, so i'm not i've never had a page. I'Ve never had a fade, people always say for me to get fades and i'm like. No, i'm good phaser like really complicated, okay. Well, you can try. I'M just gon na