Best Of Wno Women Super Compilation Wild 'N Out

How about some girl on girl on girl, ♪ Yo? Why don't you come over here, Justina, ♪, ♪ And battle with me, ♪ ♪'Cause. I got a vagina ♪ ♪, I'm not scared of you! You'Re scared of me ♪ ♪. I got the balls to kick you in your ovaries: ♪ Wow, okay., ♪, Okay, Julia now I got ta eat you, ♪ ♪. You got the swag of a biology teacher ♪ ♪, With a face like that. You'Ll never get a wedding ring. ♪ ♪! I heard of a butter face, but you a butter, everything ♪ ( audience, exclaims ), God dang girl.. I ain't gon na lie you up here. Looking like a sexy, booger., (, audience, laughs, ). You know what that's why I pick: you. ( audience laughs, ) ( audience applauds ). Your word is systematic. Systematic. All right check me: out. ♪! Listen! I don't do the politics ♪ ♪! I can't be diplomatic, ♪ ♪ Lead the party, not Republic, and the Democratic ♪ ♪'Cause. The way they treat. My people has been problematic, ♪ ♪ Oppression of the Black man. It was systematic, ♪, ( audience applauds. ) Talk, your ish. ( audience applauds ) All right. Your word is philanthropic. Philanthropic Philanthropic goddamn. Here we go. ♪. Thank you. Nick. You made me very rich ♪ ♪, Listen on Bankhead ♪, (, beep ) come on with the pie, girl. (, buzzer, buzzes, ), (, audience laughs, ), Philanthropic, man., ( audience applauds ). Oh yeah, this my game., Your word is ambidextrous.. Okay, all right. ♪ Hold on. I think I should mention this ♪ ♪. I got diabetes, but I ain't stressing it ♪ ♪'Cause that free pie there I'ma mess with it. ♪ ♪ And I'ma eat it with both hands. Ambidextrous ♪ ( audience applauds ), Yeah, (, audience laughs, ) ( audience applauds ). Okay, your word is persecute., Persecute, Persecute. ♪. All right look with all of these words ♪ ♪. I can murk a group ♪ ♪. I, like that you're wearing, ladies ♪ ♪, Go on work them boots, ♪ ♪ And I can buy a new bag. ♪ ♪'Cause you worth the loot, ♪ ♪ I'll. Have your girlfriends like ♪ ♪? Oh, that persecute ♪, ( audience applauds ). What'S up, ( audience applauds ). Okay, your word is fortuitous. Fortuitous, ♪ Yo. They love my teeth: ♪ ♪, Nobody true. As us, ♪ ♪ Feed me girl. I need a stewardess ♪ ♪, What they gon na do with us. ♪ ♪. I got a movie dinner. ♪ ♪, But she can't come only for two of us. ♪ ( audience applauds ) [, Nick ], All right. ( audience applauds ) Get off me. Get off me. I don't trust y'all get off me.. Your word is idiosyncratic. Idiosyncratic. ♪, I'm trying to think like. I don't know this word ♪ ♪. I treat them like it's magic, ♪ ♪. If you test me, it's gon na be tragic. ♪, ♪ Fiending crack like a crack, addict ♪ ♪, I'm back at it. They don't know me my ( beep ), ♪ ♪. I'M idiosyncratic ♪ ( audience applauds ). What'S the word, Your word is zenith. ♪ You, the type of person that talk (, beep ), then delete it. ♪ ♪, I'm the type of ( beep ) to talk (, beep ), then repeat it ♪ ♪, (, beep ), always hate me'cause. Their pocks is bulimic. ♪ ♪ You gon na wan na see me. Then you catch me on the zenith. ♪ ( audience applauds. ) All right. ( bell: dinging ) ( air horn ) By the looks of the pie y'all play too much. By the looks of the pie-, I'm knocking ( beep ), the ( beep ) out., (, audience laughs ). It looks like the red squad won. Am I right or wrong? No, the black squad won make some noise for the black squad. ( audience applauds ) ♪, I'm in the galaxy. Do I move slow, ♪ ♪ My rocket taking off bitch. I got to go ♪ ♪ Helmet on my head, but I ain't in SWAT ♪ ♪ Your job, a thot. My job is a- ♪, Astronaut., Yeah., ( audience applauds ) Hold on. I got you. All right. ♪ Jang-A-Lang, all up in your thing. ♪ ♪ Now put the money on my waist ♪ ♪, All the girls gon na yell ♪ ♪. I work at a Chippindales ♪ ♪ And I love the big tippers ♪ ♪ I'ma- ♪ Stripper. ( audience applauds ), Okay, okay, okay, now listen. ♪, I'm the man on this bus, ♪ ♪, I'm gon na give you some help. ♪ ♪ I'll be like turn right, uh uh and turn left ♪ ♪ Now listen. I want you to listen what I said: ♪ ♪ I be like look. There go a big ass hat, ♪ (, audience, laughs, ) ♪, I'm the man on the bus, ♪ ♪. You ain't never been out of town before ♪ ♪. I tell you everything where you wan na go ♪ (, buzzer, buzzes ). She don't know.. ( audience applauds ) Yo, you ready, Yeah., ♪, Come and see me if you wan na have some fun ♪ ♪. I recommend you hit ,'cause. I ain't even 21 ♪, Like a blackjack dealer. Yeah there we go there. We go. ( audience applauds ) ( bell. Dinging ) ( air horn, ) Y'all, make some noise for her one time. ( audience applauds. ) Y'all make some noise for Jade one time. ( audience applauds ) For the old school.. We got this., Don't talk to her., We got this.. I got this. We got this. [, DJ, D-Wrek, ] Old school wild out., ( audience applauds ), ♪, Okay, bring me all your whips, ♪ ♪, So I can soak it in the suds ♪ ♪. I clean up all the dirt ♪ ♪ And I get off the bugs ♪ ♪ From the trunk to the door and to the windshield ♪ ♪. I can't forget about your wheels. ♪ Carwash. ( audience applauds ) There we go. Let'S go old school, let's go! Let'S go. ♪, Okay, I'm like look little mama ♪ ♪ Your looks is off the Richter, ♪ ♪. I guess I have to snap just for you to get the picture. ♪ ♪! Don'T worry about the quality ♪ ♪! I got the best lights, ♪ ♪ Suck. It in poke it out I'ma get your angles right: ♪ Photographer., Let's go old school: let's go old, school. ♪, I'm not good at this game, I'm the first to admit ♪ ♪! All I do is sit back and make the worst decisions. ♪ ♪, I deported everybody and I'm still not tired, ♪ ♪ Everybody wan na know why I'm still not fired ♪ ♪. I got a hotel named after me: Trump ♪ Obama, ( audience exclaims ) I'll go I'll. Go. ♪, I'm kind of like an undertaker ♪. ♪, You know I get it in ♪ ♪. All I need is a shovel and a bitch named Eminem, ♪, ( audience exclaims ) A shovel ♪ Leave them all dead. They don't know what to do. ♪ ♪ I'm kind of in the funeral, and then I come through ♪ Funeral. I just said: funeral. (, buzzer, buzzes, ), (, audience laughs, ), A grave digger ( bell ringing, ) ( air horn, ) ( audience applauds ) Dammit. She was just nervous. Y'all make some noise for Jade one time. ( audience applauds ) DJ D-Wrek, who won New school, won that one make some noise for the new school. ( audience applauds: ) New school wild, out., ♪. Okay, look picture this: you at the house chilling ♪, ♪, Uh huh. Now here come a villain, ♪ ♪ And you like. Oh, don't push me ♪ ♪ And I step in like ma'am I'll save that ( beep ), ♪, (, audience, laughs, ), A police officer, A police officer, hell nah, ( audience applauds ) ♪. We talking flow jobs. Well, I ain't go no job. ♪ ♪ Joc! That'S a nice chain: ♪ ♪ You, the first ( beep ), I'm gon na rob, ♪ ♪ Nah, I'm playing ( beep ). I might ♪ ♪. If I really was good at this ♪ ♪ I'd steal some height, ♪, (, audience laughs, ) ♪ Steal some height. I'M short, I need it. ♪ ♪, I'ma steal it I'ma, take it ♪. Oh a robber, Exactly. ( audience applauds ), Okay, okay, okay. ♪. I'M standing on stage behind Mariah and J-Lo ♪ ♪. I help them out with their high and low notes, ♪ ♪ And if you still do not know ♪ ♪, My best lyric to date has been do do do oh ♪, Backup, singer, Yeah, ( audience applauds ) ♪ In the mirror. I can rip it up. ♪ ♪ On stage I can pick it up. ♪ ♪ And I can twerk it like a thot ♪ ♪. But did you catch this robot ♪ A choreographer, Yeah. ( audience applauds ) ( bell, dinging ), ( air horn, ) All right good, job. Y'all make some noise for Amber. ( audience applauds. ) Y'all make some noise for Taylor. One time. Give it up for her.. ( audience applauds ). I think we got this.. We gon na speed it up. Old school, wild, out., ♪, Clap your hands, y'all ♪ ♪! You want your license. You need me in there ♪ ♪. If you take me for a ride, you better do the speed limit, ♪ ♪, But watch out for the cops'cause, the hate, the worst ♪ ♪ And make sure you strap up. You know safety's first ♪ (, audience exclaims ) ♪, I'm a thinker, ♪ ♪! You make a right: you better use your blinker ♪ (, buzzer, buzzes, ), (, audience laughs, ), [, Nick ], Get it Joc.; Okay, okay. ♪, My job! Don'T take no thinking! Yo ♪ ♪! I have you like ( mumbles ), ♪, ♪, Breathe in breathe out, breathe in ♪ Yoga instructor ( audience applauds ) ♪ Your face. Look dumb, your hair look, fuzzy ♪, ♪ Your makeup uneven and your outfit's ugly ♪ ♪, See talking down to you. Make me feel greater ♪ ♪. I don't need to get a job'cause, I'm a full time-, ♪ Hater., Exactly. ( audience applauds ). We ain't got that much time. ♪ It rhymes with hog brainer ♪ ♪. It rhymes with hog brainer, ♪ Hog, brainer., (, buzzer, buzzes, ), Bitch, look dog, trainer., (, audience, laughs, ), All right black squad, wild out. ♪. I take your credit cards, ♪ ♪ And your social too ♪ ♪. I'M spending all your money on me, ♪ ♪, But the bank think it's you ♪ A scammer There you go. ( audience applauds ) ♪, I be in your house, but not at night. ♪ ♪ See something you like ,'cause, I lay pipe ♪ ♪ Bathroom tub makes it a bathroom sink ♪ ♪ And if my crack hanging out ♪ ♪, I hope my ass don't stink. ♪ A plumber. ( audience applauds ) ♪ Excuse ma'am. Did you order some food ♪ ♪ From across the street ♪ ♪, Because this is the address ♪ ♪ And the place that they told me to meet ♪ ♪? So before I dip, can you give me a tip ♪ ♪, Hey before I dip? Can you give me a tip ♪ Pizza man Yeah there you go., ( audience applauds ) ♪, I'm a athlete playing set for set ♪ ♪. I pray my balls. Don'T hit the net ♪ ♪. I run this court so forget what you heard: ♪ ♪. When I grab my racket, ♪ ♪, You know you gon na get served ♪ Hockey, player, (, audience laughs, ), (, bell, dinging, ), (, air horn, ) Y'all make some noise for Marissa. She took her time.. Thank you for going so slow. ( audience applauds. ) Y'all make some noise for Deja one time. Deja vu.. Now we got ta speed. This up. ( audience applauds ), You look smart.. Let'S go red squad. Red squad, wild out. ♪. I bless kids, babies, men and old. Ladies ♪ ♪, I say hallelujah make the place, go crazy, ♪ ♪! If you believe in Jesus just give me a nod: ♪ ♪. I take you back to my room, ♪ ♪ And introduce you to God. ♪ ♪ I'll make you scream and shout ♪ ♪ And make you hit a holy note. ♪ ♪ Then put the thing in you: ♪ ♪ And get the holy ghost ♪ Preacher Preacher's a deacon ( buzzer buzzes ) Get out of here.. No, he said no.. She said preacher., It's not the same thing. ♪ I swarm and I sting ♪ ♪. If I catch your trying to scheme ♪ ♪ Disrespect, who you want just not my queen ♪ ♪ To the left to the left boo, I keep it live ♪ ♪, I'm not a groupie. I'M a member of the- ♪, Beyhive. ( audience applauds ) ♪. I'M all swole, I'm kind of hard ♪ ♪. I protect you. Here'S my card ♪ ♪. I might rescue- ♪. He said guard (, beep ), all y'all., My card.. What did I say You said guard.? I said: here's my card., You said guard bro.. We about to body slam, somebody up in here., (, audience laughs, ) Yeah, who won The black squad, won that one make some noise for the black squad. ( audience applauds. ) ♪ Put your money down, I'm ready to bet ♪ ♪. If you go against me, ♪ ♪, It's gon na be Russian Roulette. ♪ ♪ Catch me playing craps and it's off with your head. ♪ ♪ Roll, the dice. I always put my money on red ♪ Gambler., You damn right. ( audience applauds ) ♪! Go this way. Go that way. ♪ ♪, Stop proceed, drive, ♪, Stop sign.! A stop! Sign! Stop sign! Go this way. Go that way.! I don't know. ♪ Yo! Listen! You know. I got the chicken ♪ ♪, You know, I got the goats ♪ ♪ And don't have a cow. I always have the hoes ♪ ♪. You can step in the field. You can rake a lot ♪ ♪. I can hire you if you know how to raise a cock, ♪, ( audience, exclaims, ), ♪, Okay, understanding me, I wan na plant, my seeds, ♪ Dammit. ♪. They call me Old, MacDonald, ♪, (, buzzer, buzzes ). I can't get it. Dammit, ( audience laughs, ), ♪, Okay, look get this bitch ♪ ♪! This is just my hustle on the side. ♪ ♪, Don't drink and drive I'll, be your ride. ♪ ♪ Pull up in all black, if not I'll, rob ya, ♪ ♪! Damn why you always need my charger: ♪ ♪ Yep yep, I'm better than a cab, ♪ ♪, Damn carrying ( beep ). What the ( beep ) is in your bag. ♪ ♪'Cause, it's heavy! I drive a Chevy ♪, ( audience laughs, ), (, buzzer, buzzes, ), ♪ Man, this job, that I got it's lame as hell ♪ ♪. They be cat calling me from inside the cell ♪ ♪. If I get a new job, I'ma jump on it fast ♪ ♪ Last night an inmate pulled a shank out his ass ♪: Oh oh oh. Yes., Oh, oh oh., (, audience, laughs, )! Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. ( bell: dinging ), ( air horn. ). We better win this. That was amazing. Red squad. We up next y'all make some noise for Bree one time. ( audience applauds ) Red squad, wild out.; Okay, you ready Ready, baby. ♪ When it come to writing scripts girl, I'm Gucci ♪ ♪! Now I can put you in the movie ♪ ♪ Me and you. We in scenes and stuff ♪ ♪, I'm the one that say: action, ♪, ♪, Hell, nah cut ♪ Director.; Yes, That's how we do it, I'm not fixing to take any chances. It rhymes with rules, neporter., (, audience, laughs, ), News, reporter., ( audience applauds ). It'S a rhyming, game. ♪. I can't front girl. I like your ways: ♪ ♪ We supposed to be together, but I'm twice your age, ♪ ♪ See the brand new shoes I paid for that ♪ ♪ And them brand new jewels. I paid for that. ♪ ♪. If y'all see her on a cruise, I paid for that ♪ ♪, But I ain't never in the picture you so lame for that. ♪, Daddy, sugar, daddy, ( audience applauds ). That'S what I'm talking: about. ♪ Cardi B, Bowwow yeah, even Drake ♪ ♪. I helped them get that cake, ♪ ♪ Matter of fact to make they songs, tighter ♪, ♪ Matter of fact, I need one, I'm a- ♪ Writer. ♪, But what kind host boo ♪ A ghost rider. ( audience applauds: ) ♪ Your man cheating. I can prove it: ♪ ♪ Here, go his phone go through it, ♪ ♪, I'm something like a hater ♪ ♪. If you hire me, I'm not a public, I'm a-, ♪, Investigator., Detective. Yeah, yes, sir. ( audience applauds ) ♪, All bathrooms. I get to healing ♪ ♪, I'm the last person to leave the building ♪ ♪ And I got all the keys on my waist ♪ ♪ And I clean the place. ♪ ♪ And I sweep this place. ♪ ♪ And I put the squeegee in the face. ♪ ♪ Squeegee in the face ♪ Janitor. ( bell: dinging ), (, air horn ). I think I know who won go ahead and confirm it. D-Wrek. The red squad won that one make some noise for the red. Squad. ( audience applauds ) Red squad, wild out., ( audience applauds ) ♪. I bring the news to your door, ♪ ♪, But I ain't a Jehovah Witness ♪ ♪ Running through the hood ♪ ♪, Getting chased by all these bitches ♪ ♪. I know it is illegal, but I went through your business ♪ ♪, There's a letter in there saying you about to get evicted, ♪, Mailman, Okay, then., ( audience applauds ) ♪, Don't go to the clinic. Come to me, ♪ ♪. Give me your hand I'll tell you all you need ♪ ♪. I know you read that book. Kama Sutra, ♪, ♪, Bitch, STD free, is not in your future. ♪ Psychic ( audience applauds ) ♪, Listen, everything is bigger. ♪ ♪. As soon as I'm done touching. You ♪ ♪, The Kardashians is my best customer ♪ ♪ Wear a white coat. I tie up a mask ♪ ♪. You came to me when you bought your ass ♪, (, audience laughs, ), Plastic, surgeon, ( audience applauds ) ♪. We can get real spiritual, not talking voodoo ♪, ♪ Matter of fact. You know this. What I do ♪ ♪, Trying to get inside like the true you ♪ ♪, Wrap my head, because I am a ... ♪ ( buzzer buzzes ) Guru, ( bell dinging ), ( air horn ). We did good y'all make some noise for Jessica. ( audience applauds. ) Make some noise for Brittany, Lucy y'all. Black squad, wild out. ♪, I'm cute, I'm fit. I walk so fierce ♪ ♪ Thanks to Tyra Banks for helping my career ♪ ♪, The camera loves me'cause, I'm cold as the winter ♪ ♪, My pics on magazines, not IG and Twitter ♪, A model. ( audience applauds ) ♪, Hey Ma. It depends on what you sporting, ♪ ♪, Might get you the Nikes. I might get you the Jordans ♪ ♪ Look good in some Prestos, but great in some Shocks, ♪ ♪ Just know I could put a size. Eight in your box, ♪! Oh Santa.. You said Santa ( audience laughs, ) ♪, Miss Johnson out sick. I heard she suspended you ♪ ♪, Throw something else up there: ♪ ♪, I'm calling the principal ♪ Substitute, teacher. ( audience applauds ) ♪. Now, listen! You don't! Wan na see my face. ♪ ♪'Cause! That means your stupid ass, ♪ ♪ Done caught you a case ♪ ♪. Now I got the gravel and this what you gon na see ♪ ♪ When I bang this mother ( beep ), all my ( beep ) be free. ♪ Come on ( buzzer, buzzes ), (, bell, dinging ), (, air horn, ). First off I ain't gon na. Let you talk to Brittany like that, because he said I got a gravel. ( beep ). It'S called a gavel., ( audience laughs. ) Gravel is some ( beep ) on the ground.. It'S the same thing. DJ D-Wrek, who won that Man. You know the red squad won that one make some noise for the red, squad. ( audience applauds ). It'S a tie game ♪, Welcome to the dealership, ♪ ♪ I'll, always shake your hand, though ♪ ♪. What do you want? The Mercedes or the Lambo ♪ ♪ You look around and see which whip you wan na drive, ♪ ♪. I push your stick back and take you for a ride. ♪ A car, dealer. You're, damn right., ( audience applauds ) ♪ Stand up scream and shout ♪. ♪ Bless the lord. We in God's house, ♪ ♪. I don't care if you live in Section 8, ♪ ♪ Put some money in that collection, plate ♪ You're, a pastor, ( audience applauds ) ♪. Before I go to work, I pray ♪ ♪. I pray that today don't be the day ♪ ♪, That one of these tigers try to bite. My ass ♪ ♪. One of these gorillas try to bite my ass ♪. Are you a zookeeper Zookeeper? Yes, ( audience applauds. ) ♪ Got the key to my city. I'M real specific ♪ ♪ Speak on me is legendary ♪ ♪, Nothing less than is accepted. ♪ ♪, Where I'm from we riding slab, ♪ ♪ Everything about to be clear: ♪, ♪, F, the president baby. You can call me the- ♪ Mayor, You got it. ( audience applauds ) (, bell, dinging ), ( air horn. ) Y'all make some noise for Brittany. She did pretty well. Red squad step up. Y'All make some noise for Brandy. Let'S do this. ( audience applauds ). D-Wrek drop the beat. ♪ I be in these chicks mouths, that's for real ♪ ♪ Matter of fact. They can get this drill. ♪ ♪! I can't rap a lot'cause still ♪ ♪, I'm trying to figure out if they can fix my grill ♪ You're, a rapper ( buzzer, buzzes ). I can't hear you. I can't hear you ( audience: laughs, ), ♪, Okay. This will solve all of your problems. ♪ ♪, But at the same time ♪ ♪ Make it hard for you to get out of them. ♪ ♪. Back in the day I used to be a biologist, ♪ ♪. Now I'm doing brain surgery, I'm your- ♪, Psychologist (, buzzer, buzzes ). She not gon na get this. ♪. Look she nervous. She scared ♪ ♪. I need to do another procedure on your head: ♪ You're, a surgeon, ( audience laughs, ), (, buzzer, buzzes, ), [, DJ D-Wrek ] Get out of here. ♪, Always a two drink minimum. To make you smile, ♪ ♪, I do this'cause, I didn't get enough love as a child. ♪ ♪, You know, my jokes are hot ♪. ♪ Eman thinks he's one of these, but he's not ♪ A rapper ( buzzer buzzes ). What'S wrong with her, You not figuring nothing out.. What the hell is wrong with you, ( bell: dinging ), ( air horn, ) ( audience applauds ) DJ D-Wrek, who won The black squad, won that one make some noise. ( audience applauds: ) New school wild, out., ( audience applauds ) Quiet on set., Open up.. Put it in my mouth, take one. ( audience applauds ), That's gon na be a good movie., ( audience laughs, ) ( audience applauds ) Appreciate it, Hey look now. All right.. I took a picture of it.. Oh my goodness.. That thing is so big. That'S the biggest one I ever seen in my life. Man. I can't help what God do for the boy.. I didn't know you was blessed like that., Yes, sir.. You think that thing's gon na fit It gon na have to she gon na have to take all of it. It got to. You gon na, give it to her tonight. Yeah, I'm gon na give it to her right now., I'm about to put it on her right, now. In front of everyone In front of everyone. I'M like that., You're crazy.. Let me go ahead and propose to her.. ( audience applauds ), Yes, sir. Damn., Damn (, beep, ), (, audience, laughs, ), Oh yeah, that's a good one! That'S a good one! Right! There.! Oh girl! I'M sorry! I don't mean to be rude. I was just showing my baby daddy. What I'm about to spend this child support? On. ( audience applauds )! You like cigars, Wait before you answer, wrap your lips around this Cuban. ( audience applauds ). Like you wan na clap., You working with some ass yeah you're bad yeah.. ( audience applauds ). That'S all he had to say. ( bell: dinging ), ( air horn, ) Y'all make some noise for Bree one time.. She is such an amazing sport., DJ D-Wrek, who won that game. Even though Juvie did his thing, I got ta give it to the new school.. Make some noise for the new school. ( audience applauds ) Baby mother, (, beep, ), (, audience laughs, )! Take this real quick. Put it in your mouth.. What is this? It'S Plan B'cause tonight, I'm not pulling out. ( audience applauds ) Scientifically. I don't think. That'S possible., (, audience laughs, ), ( audience applauds ), Okay, baby look, roses are red, Conceited is stocky. I wan na six nine and I ain't talking Tekashi. Now, I'ma beat that thing up and it's not'cause. I hate you, I'm just a real Jersey, bitch. So I'm naughty by nature.. ( audience applauds ). Oh my god, you are so bad girl. Look at you. Up here. Looking like a bag of money., You think it'd be cool. If I put some money where my mouth is ( audience, exclaims ), (, buzzer, buzzes, ) Nevermind., We only related by blood.. Let'S go OG. Google me., (, audience laughs, ), (, buzzer, buzzes ), How you gon na Google somebody with the Yellow Pages old, (, beep, ), (, audience laughs: ) Wait hold on. Let me see where it's at., Email, me., (, audience, laughs, ), Clap it up. Clap it up, clap it up. ( audience applauds ), Hey girl, yeah. What'S up Yeah, I know ladies get in free tell them I'm on the way right. Now.. You already know what it is. Sis. I'ma see you there. Okay, No you ugly. Wait, hold on., Hey! My ( beep ) I'ma have to call you right: back., (, audience, laughs, ), (, bell, dinging ), ( air horn, ). Let'S make some noise for Erica. DJ D-Wrek, who won the game. I got ta give that to the old school., Make some noise for the old school y'all. ( audience applauds. )! Excuse me, I'm sorry. Bet you ain't never seen a fat dude packing like this., (, audience, laughs, ), ( audience applauds ). What'S up with you Yo one time I had a basketball game right, I hit dude with a cross over, I stepped back. I hezzied him hit the three. It was ... How you looking all unimpressed -'Cause, that's a soccer ball.! Oh I'm tripping this a soccer ball.! You supposed to do it with no hands. ( audience laughs, ), ( audience applauds ), (, audience yelling, ), God dang girl. I ain't gon na lie you up here. Looking like a sexy, booger., (, audience, laughs, ). You know what that's why I pick. You. ( audience applauds ) ( Eman, booing ). You know I just turned vegan right, So everything I eat got ta be green.. ( audience applauds ) (, whistle blowing ) ( buzzer buzzes ), ( audience exclaims, ) That's'cause, you eat pork, you, swine eating, bastard., Get your diet together, stop eating all that meat. ( audience laughs, ), ( audience applauds ) One second., You looking good.. Oh, you heard that No.. You can't hear it Matter of fact: listen. ♪ I can hear crying out for me. ♪ ( audience cheers ) ♪. It keeps on saying come on in come on in ♪, ♪ And save me ♪ ♪. It keeps on saying ♪ ♪ Come on in and save me ♪ ♪ Baby. I can hear your heart crying out for me. ♪ ( audience applauds ) ( bell ringing ) ( air horn, ) Y'all make some noise for Marissa AKA Miss Neon for being such a good sport. DJ D-Wrek, who won that game You gon na be mad'cause. I got ta give it to the black squad., Make some noise for the black squad. ( audience applauds. ) Legs is the word of the day. Repeat after me when I say legs. What'S the word of the day, legs. [ Audience ] Legs. Now that they know, let's go to my house and finish spreading the word. ( audience applauds ) [, Nick ], Okay, okay. ( audience applauds ) Cool cool. Hi. Welcome to the Wild'N Out jewelry store. Is there anything I can help you with Oh yeah, I'm looking for something nice to complete me.. I already got the earrings the ring and the watch. You know what I'm saying. I just need something to complete it., So you're looking for something that will look good around your neck, okay! Well, how about this Cuban? Here? Okay, that is nice! How much is this? That'S about $ 75,000. I'ma, put that right, back., (, audience, laughs, ) All right! Well, you just let me know if you see anything that peaks, your interest., Okay, cool., (, audience laughs, ) Her legs would be perfect around my neck. ( audience laughs, ), (, buzzer, buzzes ). I feel asleep and woke up and y'all was still standing. There. ( audience laughs, ), ( audience applauds ), Hey baby girl.. I got a couple questions.. You see that dude right there in the orange shirt right there, You like his hair Yes.. He kind of fly right, Yeah. That watch too them tattoos. Yeah. See baby. We might as well be together'cause you like ugly (, beep, ), too., (, audience exclaims ) ( audience applauds ), Okay, okay, dang this school big, oh, my god, the science history. Excuse me are you my geometry. Teacher'Cause from this angle, you look acute. ( audience, exclaims, ), ( audience applauds ), I'm a running back. It'S my job to go. Hard., I'm a receiver. It'S my job to go. Deep. ( audience applauds ), I'm the coach. ( audience laughs, ), (, buzzer, buzzes ). I'M the owner. ( audience applauds ) ( bell: dinging ) Yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won that game. I got ta say the black squad won that one. Make some noise for the black squad. ( audience applauds ). What'S up with you, I'm good? How are you You look nice. Thank you.. I see your little red pants and all that., But you know-, Hey, Hitman, Holla., Uh, uh girl. It'S not like that. It'S like hey, Hitman, Holla., (, audience, laughs, ), I'm so sorry about that. They was my ex-girlfriend's neighbors. Can you imagine why they know my name? ( audience applauds ). I done told them to put sugar. Dang. Now I got ta taste something sweet., Oh yeah. That'S it right! There. Because look hold on wait. (, buzzer, buzzes, ), Trash., (, audience laughs, ), ( audience applauds ), Oh Ew, that tea is nasty. I told them to put some sugar in it.. Damn Your shoulder is nasty. (, audience, laughs, ), (, buzzer, buzzes, ), ( audience applauds ) How you doing I'm good. How are you I'm better now., Oh yeah. Look I'm just gon na keep it real with you. I'Ma treat you like DJ D-Wrek's career.. What I'm gon na ring your bell, give you a buzz and I'ma last longer than everybody on this stage. ( audience applauds ) It sound like D-Wrek., ( audience applauds ) Yo check, it., (, audience, laughs, ). These guys wan na tear you down and give you the D, but the only thing I wanna tear down is misogyny. Then I'll, massage your knee then I'll massage your feet, then I'll give you a massage for free as long as you massage my neck. ( audience. Laughs, ) And no disrespect, I'm not trying to flex, but the only thing I wanna pick up is the check. So while these dudes trying to give you the sex girl, the only thing I wanna give you is my respect. ( audience applauds. ) Only thing he wanna pick up is the check.. That was good. That was beautiful.. That was beautiful.. ( audience applauds ), That's crazy! You ever seen a bone, this big, No I've never., That's not even the biggest one I got., Oh yeah, ( audience applauds ) [ Nick ]. Let'S go C-O-N. All right! Look, everybody else wants to lie to you and tell you all things they not really gon na do. I'ma get straight to the point.. Tell me. You come to my place: I'ma kill, it. Dead, ass ( audience applauds ). You ever been around the world No. On a private jet No. Shopping spree No. I'm telling Lil Wayne. ( audience laughs, ), Hey, look (, beep, ) that, let's go. ( audience laughs ) You supposed to do this. Girl, I'll hit you with all I got and Make you go ( groans, ), ( audience applauds ) ( bell, dinging ), ( air horn, ), DJ D-Wrek. I got ta. Give that to the red squad make some noise for the red, squad. ( audience applauds: ) (, Eman, giggles ), With your fly, ass. ( audience applauds ). Oh my god., You are so pretty.. Thank you.. Look, I know. All of these other guys are trying to tell you all of these pretty lies, but they are not trying to give you anything. So I want to know if you would like to have a few of my goats.. I would love your goats.. You would love my goats, I would love them.. Well, if you love my goats, then I know you are going to love my snake. ( audience laughs, ), ( audience applauds ), Hey baby., So look you know. I got the whole world talking like me right. It'S this thing call the B. Simone tone, so just repeat after me see if you can do it. Baby, girl., Baby girl., No, no no. Baby, girl., Baby, girl., Sir., Sir., Look just come home with me tonight, I'll make sure you hit the high note. ( audience Laughs ) Get that shit B. Simone. ( audience applauds ), I'm going over these scenes for `` Insecure'' next season and right now, I'm going over a scene where I smash you on stage you ready, ( audience: exclaims ), (, buzzer, buzzes, ), (, audience, laughs, ), ( audience applauds ) ♪. You got me speechless, ♪ ♪, You got me speechless, ♪! No! I can't give you that. ( buzzer buzzes ). What are you talking about? ♪? You got my speechless ♪. I want my damn bell. ♪ Speechless ♪ ( audience applauds ). You pulled the pistol out on them and you shot everybody ( beep ), you crazy. All right, Mama I'ma call you right: back., (, audience, laughs ). So I just finished donating my organs, man and they said. If you sign right here, I could leave you my heart. ( audience: exclaims ) [, DJ D-Wrek ], That was beautiful.. ( audience applauds ). Now you know how I'm the boss on this show right Yeah.. But somehow you just gave me a raise., ( audience laughs. ) ( bell dinging ), ( air horn, ) Yo, who won that game man I got ta give that to the red squad, make some noise for the red, squad. Red squad, ♪ Khaled claims he doesn't go down on. Ladies ♪ ♪, But I bet you'd eat me. If I was covered in gravy, ♪, (, audience laughs, )'Cause he's fat.. Okay, your thing is Black people, barbecues and white people. Barbecues. ( audience applauds ). How are you Isn't weed? Illegal. You're, not gon na call the cops on this barbecue too right. Why is this chicken so spicy? You know you're not supposed to put raisins in the potato. Salad right, (, audience, laughs! )! Is that a DJ? Why You never heard `` Back That Ass Up ?''? Can you back that ass up? You think I haven't heard that song. Oh Mr. Conceited., ( audience laughs, ) Back that ass up! Do the Miley, twerk. ( audience applauds ) ♪ Back that ass up back that ass up ♪ I like when they do that. What is Maddy doing? What are you doing? ( audience laughs )! Do the VMA Very Maddy, Award., (, audience laughs, )! That'S not how it's done., That's not how it goes: (, audience, laughs, ), (, bell, dinging, ), (, air horn, ), ( audience applauds. ) Y'all make some noise for Maddy. ♪. Here'S my brother Carter. We are the minorities ♪ ♪. We are only here'cause. Our Dad owns MTV ♪ ♪, The family reunion, ♪, Okay, you know what I am literally freaking out right now. I am utterly starstruck. I used to watch `` Rugrats'', all the time. Guys give it up for Chuckie, Finster., (, audience laughs, ). Oh my gosh.. Okay. Okay, okay, yeah. ♪, I'm standing on stage behind Mariah and J-Lo ♪ ♪. I help them out with their high and low notes, ♪ ♪ And if you still do not know ♪ ♪, My best lyric to date has been do do do oh ♪, Backup, singer. Yeah ( audience applauds ). Give me Maddy Maddy. I need you. Here. ( audience applauds ). Oh my god DC nice outfit. I guess they renamed the show Wild'N Out Of The Closet. ( audience laughs, ). Well, first of all, your ass built, like the last drop of the toothpaste, ugly, ass, girl., ( audience laughs, ) Hold on wait a minute. If we were in a relationship I'd be the man walking him to his car. Saying hey text me when you get home. Stay in your lane? Okay, you white people, don't listen stay in your lane., Damn sure! Don'T listen.! You know what your ass built like A wet french fry ugly, ass girl.. You hate biscuits, ugly, ass girl., But you love mayonnaise ugly, ass, girl., (, audience laughs, ), Okay hold on. I got one more., No, no no.! I got one more. Let me do one more. ( whistle blows. ). Can I say one more thing No. I had one more thing. ( whistle blows: ) He's ugly., (, audience, laughs, ), Salt and pepper ain't, seasoning, (, beep, ), (, audience laughs, ), ( audience applauds ). Give me Maddy., Give me Cortez. I want you here. Cortez. You look like ET phoned home and nobody answered.. If you don't get your goddamn pumpkin spice latte pale face ass, the ( beep ) up outta here., You look like you should be vibrating on Justina's nightstand.. You look like Justina before MTV loved her., ( audience, exclaims. ) You're a virgin, okay., (, audience laughs, ), ( whistle blows ), Give me Maddy., Hey. ( audience applauds ), Give me Hitman, Holla. Hitman, you ready Maddy, you ready, Wait, wait! Wait! You sure I can roast her'cause as soon as we start having fun. She gon na call the cops. ( audience exclaims ) Hitman, you look like you, don't know how to read. ( audience. Exclaims ) Girl, you up here dressed like a hip-hop soccer mom. Wait hold on I'm confused Hitman if you're here who's watching the phone case kiosk at the mall ( audience, exclaims ), Hey this, that damn white ( beep ) in every scary, movie.. She ran into that couch she gon na fall.. Oh my god., You shaky shake it. Hitman! You look like you dunk your chin in chocolate, pudding. Girl, you built like the momma from `` Brady Bunch.'' Too shaky.. No, no no. That wasn't shaky. Dude that wasn't shaky. Out ( audience exclaims ) ♪. My name is Maddy ♪ ♪ Yeah, ♪ ♪, I'm getting high ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪. I can't dance ♪, ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪, But I'm gon na try ♪. Oh, my boy. Boy, what's happening, I got ta, introduce to you, Miss Mary that ass, so fat., Where she at I wan na, see her. I got ta to go.. Miss Mary, Miss Mary, Miss Mary., Show them that ass girl show them what you're working with.. This Miss Mary right here, ( audience, laughs, ), Boy, that ain't no ass., That ass is flat.; Nu uh, DJ remix., ♪, Mary ♪ ♪. That ass is scary, ♪ ♪, That is flat flat flat flat ♪ ♪, But we gon na get it back back back back ♪ ♪ Goddamn. Her ass has really gone flat. ♪ ♪ That ( beep ) keep shaking like that ♪ ♪ Shaking them cheeks. So fast ♪ ♪ Now she broke on the back ♪ ♪ Yeah. She choke on the sack ♪ ♪. I clank on the bank, ♪ ♪ White as cream ♪ ♪. I make my milkshake ♪ ♪ Call me a chef'cause, I'm just flipping pancakes, ♪ ♪. When I dance it looks so wack ♪ ♪ Turn around V. How you get your ass, like that ♪ ♪, Mary ♪ ♪, That ass is scary: ♪ ♪, Her booty's flat flat flat flat ♪ ♪, But we gon na get it back back back back ♪ ( bell, dinging ), ( air horn, ) ( audience applauds ). Your topic is growing, old. ( audience applauds, ). Will Smith Pharrell Montel Williams, they look great, but that is not how white people age. We're rotting like fruits. It'S the truth. Bananas, apples, avocados, oh my., Still don't believe me. I'M only nine. ( audience laughs, ) Growing old., Oh Damn Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.. Sorry, I'm slippery when I'm wet. ( audience applauds ). Your topic is date: night. ♪. Now you wild out ♪ ♪, I'm swiping left ♪ ♪, I'm swiping left ♪ ♪, I'm swiping left ♪ ♪. Now you wild out ♪ ♪. You don't look like your pic ♪ ♪! You don't look like your pic ♪ ♪! You don't look like your pic ♪ ♪. Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Yo, you not my type ♪ ♪, You not my type ♪ ♪, You not my type ♪ ♪. Now you wild out ♪ ♪ That's'cause. I got no wood, ♪ ♪! I got no wood, ♪ ♪. I got no wood, ♪ ♪. Now you wild you ♪. What you trying to say. I'M gay You're, gay, you're, gay. ( audience applauds ) ♪. Now you wild out ♪. Your topic is accused of cheating. ♪, I'm going through your phone ♪ ♪, I'm going through your phone ♪ ♪, I'm going through your phone ♪ ♪. Now you wild out ♪ ♪! You gon na see your momma twerking ♪ ♪. You gon na see your momma twerking ♪ ♪. You gon na see your momma twerking ♪ ♪. Now you wild out ♪ ♪ You're too ugly to cheat ♪ ♪ You're too ugly to cheat ♪ ♪ You're too ugly to cheat ♪ ♪. Now you wild out ♪ ♪ I'd rather beat my ( beep ) ♪ ♪. I'D rather beat my ( beep ) ♪ ♪. I'D rather beat my ( beep ) ♪ ♪. Now you wild out ♪ ♪. If you can find it ♪ ♪. If you can find it ♪ ♪, If you can find it ♪ ♪, Now you wild out ♪. Okay, let's go red team sucks.! Okay, all right! Listen up! Guys.! My girl, Kenya is so fly. [ Audience ]. How fly is she? She was crowned, Miss USA and actually made America great again.. ( audience applauds ). What up? Oh, my god., Okay, this game makes me really nervous., I'm just gon na (, babbles ), That's how I get ( beep, ), (, audience, laughs, ), ( audience applauds ) And the award goes to Ariana Grande. Yo. This is dope.. Okay, I wan na say. Thank you for giving me the I forgot. I was white, award., (, audience, laughs, ), It's so easy'cause! This ( beep ) is dope.. It'S so cool.. I can't believe I'm here with `` Wild'N Out'' with my people.. This is like so cool., So I just wan na thank Mariah Carey for doing what you do and then letting me steal it and make it worse., ( audience exclaims ), You know like hoo hoo. And one more thing. I wanna say that God is a woman. Specifically, a Black woman, specifically me. Thank y'all. ( audience applauds ) [, Nick ], Okay, Maddy. ATL turn up. [ Audience, ] Turn up for what It took: two seasons of `` Wild'N Out ,'', extensive training and new sneakers, but I finally learned how to whoa. ( Audience applauds ) ♪. She got it, she got it. She got it ♪. What up? Okay, ATL turn up [ Audience, ] Turn up for what Yo my ex-boyfriend's favorite TV show is `` Wild'N Out''. So now he has to watch me on TV.. What'S up Dave, I hate you. ( audience applauds ) Come on Maddy., Actually listen! Maddy Mayonnaise! I don't know why you are battling your ass is so flat. It makes Justina's look like Kim Kardashian. Hold on. I got one thing to say: Charron how come between us? I'M the one who's more feminine: when did they come out with an unflavored M & M ( audience exclaims ) Hey come on okay, but even if you're the last person on Earth, I still wouldn't tap that this is what I'd look like with the girl filter On Snapchat., ( audience laughs, ) What you trying to say girl. Let me talk to Hitman. Hitman. Oh my gosh, your mustache looks like a line of ants, but I better it's bigger than the line in your pants. ( audience: laughs: ), Hey, okay., Yo! Your smile is wack, your teeth are so fake and white. They make me, look Black., (, audience laughs ). What is going on These white people are whooping. Our ass. Clips you're walking around like you're the best looking like DJ Khaled without the success. Okay hold on ready Khaled claims. He doesn't go down on, ladies, but I bet you'd eat me. If I was covered in gravy., ( audience laughs, )'Cause he's fat. He's a large man. White girl. You better look out and tell your mother to stop calling the cops on our cookouts. Understand that the hate is valid and why the hell do your people put little raisins in potato salad. Okay, let me get one more for Clips. Get him. If you walk 10 steps, I don't think you could further. Martin Luther King, Jr, bacon, cheeseburger., (, audience laughs, ), ♪, Five scrub, six scrub, seven scrub, eight ♪, ♪ Hitman, never caught a body, ♪ ♪ Con! Never caught a case, ♪ ♪ I'll put you in your place: ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm talking all of you, ♪ ♪, How we the girl squad and got more balls than you ♪ ♪ Y'all are not stars. ♪ ♪ I'll single-handedly damage these with philanthropy, ♪ ♪ Run and tell them. I got bars, ♪ ♪, Pretty boy. Sissy boy tell me: I'm pushy ♪ ♪ How y'all the boy squad, but still so pussy ♪ ♪. This bitch really thinks she the Little Mermaid ♪ ♪, But all she really did was dip her hair in Kool-Aid ♪ ♪ Girl you about as lame as that boy, Steve, Urkel, ♪ ♪, With a voice like this ♪ ♪. She should be on a cigarette commercial ♪. That'S true., ♪, I'm like a cigarette commercial. That'S no lie ♪ ♪. But when I do my thing you know I'm fly ♪ ♪ And taking bitches like you, ♪ ♪. You know that's too easy. ♪ ♪ With a body like that ♪ ♪, You looking like Young Jeezy ♪; No, no, no hold on. ♪! You talking about my body, ♪ ♪! I could go in on ass alone: ♪ ♪ Man, this hot Cheeto club, ♪ ♪, Done left her whole ass. At home, ♪, Okay, that was good too.. I don't see it. ♪. I left my ass at home, ♪ ♪, But I'm white, so truly ♪ ♪. That'S my excuse! ♪ ♪, But girl, where's, your booty, ♪ Carlos. How you doing ♪ You look like Old, Dirty, Bastard, ♪ ♪, A little bit dirty and less of a good rapper ♪ ♪. They said you fly well, I don't wan na lie: ♪ ♪! You look like chlamydia, personified, ♪, ( audience, exclaims ) ♪ Hold up. You better get the white girl, ♪ ♪'Cause. She already did ♪ ♪. She got the red hair, but what about the head? ♪ ♪? Is it fly? Do you know ♪ ♪? I don't know ♪ ♪. Is she freaky ♪ ♪? I don't know ♪ ♪. Is she a hoe, ♪ ♪, Maybe so ♪ ♪ One thing you will never ( beep ) know ♪ Cut that beat man.. What up B. Talk your ( beep ), I'm trying to tell you. ( audience laughs, ) Talk your ( beep ) ♪ Check it. This ain't'' Love and Hip-Hop'' ♪ ♪ And don't you forget it ♪ ♪. I love hip-hop, so much ♪, ♪ Nick. I wish you would just quit it. ♪ ( audience. Exclaims ) Wait, hold on. ♪, Damn Cyn. Why you, starting with me ♪ ♪? I invited you to this, show ♪ ♪. Damn I should've booked Cardi B, ♪ ( audience exclaims ). I got your boss. ♪, Listen, look! Cyn! We don't know you too well. ♪ ♪, The only Santana we respect is Juelz ♪, ♪ Justina Valentine. I rap this verse, ♪, ♪ And I'ma get rid of this sin. ♪ ♪, Like a Catholic church, ♪, (, audience laughs, ), ♪, Okay, you guys are scared'cause. We are newer. ♪, ♪ Justina looks like me. If I fell in a sewer ♪ Now. Can I get Spanky up here? Let'S get Spanky old, school. He's so cute and little oh, my god hi.. How are you Oh, my gosh., Whatever., ♪ Old school right and you got fired ♪ ♪. Looking at your face. I have never been drier. ♪ ♪ And man - I don't wan na, be crass ♪, ♪, Spanky, okay, you'll, never spank. This ass, ♪ ( audience applauds ) ( bell, dinging ) ♪. I use Bobby as a mother, ( beep ) kickstand ♪ ♪, Where the hits man ♪ ♪ Hitman. This man ( beep ), talking ( beep, ) man, ♪ ♪, What you gon na do when we hit you with that man, ♪ ♪ Hold on wait up: ♪ ♪ Girl. I seen you when you first wake up ♪ ♪, So you better be glad they got makeup. ♪ ♪'Cause. Without it you look like Eman and Brandon Jacobs, ♪ ♪, Just move nice body. I ain't gon na lie, I'm Bobby ♪ ♪, But your face you're. Looking like Godfrey ♪, Hey Big Mack., Ladies, I got us., Hey yo Mack. ♪ Back in the back, I'm patting the cat ♪ ♪. If I'm patting the ( beep ) ♪ ♪ I'ma run up on Mack ♪ ♪ Put it straight to his back ♪ ♪. All my ( beep ) in black ski mask and hoodie on ♪ ♪, Grab him right from the sack ♪ ♪. What y'all gon na do then ♪ ♪ Go and phone a friend, ♪ ♪ You'll, probably be in my DMs ♪ ♪, Trying to bone again. ♪ ♪ Cortez ET you better phone home again: ♪ ♪ Y'all, acting like kids, so y'all all Nickelodeon, ♪, ♪ Y'all, just illiterate idiots, ♪ ♪, No matter how big you get ♪ ♪, Always (, beep ) for the internet. ♪ ♪ Put you out like a cigarette ♪, ♪ And DeRay. I know you not strong enough. ♪ ♪, I seen your ( beep ). Last night, ♪ ♪, You belong with us ♪ ( audience exclaims ), (, bell, dinging ), ♪, Hey yo, Candy, you, my family ♪ ♪. But what I need is understanding: ♪ ♪. We was just kicking it ♪ ♪, Just having fun boo, ♪ ♪. So after I hit it, who you gon na run to ♪ ( audience applauds ) ♪. You know I keep a sex toy, handy, ♪ ♪, I'm the real deal real candy ♪ ♪, Not like your mans, be ♪ ♪, So get the real candy ♪. That was advertised., Get the Candy sex toy, get the Candy sex, toy. ♪, Listen Candy! Is it Twix or is it Mars, ♪ ♪? Why they call you Candy ♪ ♪! You ain't got no bars, ♪ ♪! You know me, I'm always killing on the scene. ♪ ♪ How you wrote: `` No Scrubs'', ♪ ♪, But all these scrubs on your team, ♪ ( audience applauds ) ♪ Justina, I'm tired of this Raggedy Ann ♪ ♪, And with that raspy ass voice, ♪ ♪ Bro, I swear you's a man ♪ ♪ Yo, Ronald McDonald, I'm a really huge fan: ♪ ♪ You play yourself and a girl on the McDonald's bag. ♪ (, buzzer, buzzes, ) ♪, You talking all that gang ( beep ) ♪ ♪, Like you really serious, ♪ ♪. If you a (, beep ), why you scared of a period ♪ ♪, You look lame. Who am I speaking with ♪ ♪ Like every SoundCloud rapper? I won't do a feature with ♪ ( audience, exclaims ) ♪. Look I'm like Jin, you sounding like a hater, ♪ ♪ I'll, kill, Jin straight ♪ ♪. I don't even need a chaser ♪ ♪ Face it. Now. You ain't nobody's favorite, ♪, ♪ Y'all, give it up for Tim, DeLaGhetto's replacement, ♪ ( audience applauds ) Mope, hi. ♪. You know what Mope I don't want you to stop. ♪ ♪, You chipped your tooth, sucking your way to the top ♪ ( audience exclaims. ). Thank you., ♪ Nick. I don't wan na get you amped up, ♪ ♪. We should get him a chair, ♪ ♪. We know when he stands up. ♪ ♪ DC. I don't know what to say. ♪ ♪ Like that tattoo on your face, ♪ ♪. I know you must hate life, ♪, ♪, Tim DeLaGhetto. I don't wan na. Do you ♪ ♪? You know I like pasta, ♪ ♪. I don't want that Asian noodles, ♪, ♪ And Jess. Everybody know I rap hot ♪ ♪, Your body built somebody like a match box, ♪, ♪ Chico. You look like an armadillo ♪ ♪, Your head's, so big. You use a mattress as a pillow, ♪, ♪ And Hitman. I know you got a lot of thotties ♪ ♪, But why they call you Hitman ♪ ♪, You don't have a single body, ♪ ( audience, exclaims ) Hold on Hold on goddamn, wait a minute, Listen Check this out. ♪! You went for my whole team that ain't right, ♪ ♪ Your ass up here, sounding like a damn dirt bike: ♪, Okay DC, don't leave yet. (, buzzer, buzzes, ), ♪, Okay DC, don't get too close, ♪ ♪! You know I really hate germs: ♪ ♪ And your body. Look like a big ass tape, worm, ♪, ( audience, exclaims, ) ♪! Look at you, ♪ ♪! You stank fool, ♪, ♪ DC. I don't know why he gave you a bell: ♪ ♪, You in all red boy, ,'cause I'll, send you to hell ♪, ♪ Matter of fact: you need to just switch ♪ ♪. You look like dinosaur from `` Lilo and Stitch'' ♪, (, audience laughs. ) ♪ Lay Lay come here. I'M gon na keep it real ♪ ♪. You think you up here grown ♪ ♪ Until your little ass start paying some bills. ♪ ♪, I'm talking light bill gas bill, ♪, ♪, That's gon na kick your ass ♪ ♪! All right: okay: let's do it ♪ ♪ All y'all wack, like your outfit ♪ ♪ I've been making money six to six ♪ ♪. I work for me. Y'All work for Nick ♪, ( audience applauds ) Yo. Let me get Charron. DJ D-Wrek. May you kindly remove the instrumental please There's a lot of white people on this episode. White'N Out., Okay for a white guy. You think you're such a gem but you're my lease favorite candy, small, peanuts, M & M. ( audience: exclaims ), Oh slow! It down. Small penis, Eminem., Hey DC, come here you little ugly, ass boy.. All right. I told you. Ugly ass boy. Watch this., Let's see. ♪ DC. There'S one thing that I can't ignore: ♪ ♪ Your body is built just like an extension cord ♪ ♪. I mean you always hyper. You need to smoke a joint ♪, ♪ Matter of fact. Your body's built ♪ ♪, Like an exclamation point, ♪ All right. I guess that's white people, jokes., Okay, well, listen., ♪, Calm down a little bit; ♪ ♪! He didn't really win yet ♪ ♪ When he hit last night ♪ ♪, I had to ask: is it in yet ♪ ( audience exclaims ) Wait a minute. ♪ Uh uh! You cannot be talking about my ( beep ) ♪ ♪. I never ( beep ).