Juno'S Wig Tour
- Posted on 14 October, 2022
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- By Anonymous
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Hello and welcome to another one of my videos. Yesterday, you may be thinking Juno. Your head looks very small today. That is because I am going to be giving you all a wig wardrobe tour. Yes, that's happening! Oh my God. Why did you just do that? Hey! That'S, oh my God. Oh my goodness me it's absolutely stunning, yes or something. Yes! Oh yes, that's happening! Yes, everybody I am back and my head is very small and very tiny, yes or something, because I'm going to be showing you all the wigs that I own and we're going to be trying them all on, because I have so many they're. All a big bundle of mess, some of them are. Some of them are very precious and very um pristine on the mannequin head. Okay, everybody! So are we ready to be snatched bald? Oh I'm so exposed. Yes, I know Lisa. We need to start trying on the legs. I know it's so weird. I have such a small head right. Ah right we have. We have so many wigs people. Oh my God! Thank you! Oh my god. Thank you. So I've got so many unsound, wigs or wigs. That have already been styled and then I've shoved them in a drawer um, but we have this one's, not styles, ski the laces even caught on this one. Oh, my goodness, gracious man, this, oh and we got a brush right. It needs a brush. This is a nice long, one that hasn't been styled. Yet I like I like heights. As you can see, I've got a tiny little head and I like to add on some height, let's have a look at this one. I think this is a. I think this is a Webster's. This is a Webster's, a Webster's websters.com. Yes, let's have a try on foreign. I don't know how these girls do it with our human hair. Weaves. Oh look! Oh my God! I just I just I've. Just thrown I've just got younger 10 more years. I feel like it's that scene in White, Chicks where you get older hair, but she gets all the hair in her face. Oh no, that is not the wig that I'm going to be wearing um. Have we got any more in here? I don't want to put that sweaty ass wig. No, she needs restyling. Oh my God! Look at this! Yes, it is true. I don't look after my wigs because I'm a lazy. This is what you call not enough shampoo. So this wig has been washed, but it's that needs to go in the bed. No, all right. Okay, oh, we got a gorgeous one here of everybody, so this is mine, speak to the manager work, but she's got height. Everybody gorgeous Heights, so we're going to try her on first yeah. Yes, this is the this is going to be the first nice one. I think I zip tied too many too many wigs to this one. So it's it's a little disheveled. I think. Oh, my God now see this wig everybody. This is. This is Janice. This is one of those wigs. These are two cheap Amazon, wigs and I zip tied them both together with some donuts in the middle, so um. This is what I call Janice and she's absolutely gorgeous, and - and sometimes I wear her if I'm doing Eliza number, if you want to feel some lies of an Alleyway and she's one of those wigs where. But you can just brush and style into a different style and I absolutely love her so much. I met I styled her myself. Yes, that's happening God, so this is more of a lies. I'M a nelly Style with the brushing and then also if you just get some hairspray now she's more of a speak to the manager. How gorgeous is Shea next now this next wig everybody - this is Penelope. Penelope is an absolute Queen and she's gorgeous. Now I like to wear this wig when I'm going to events where I'm not too glamorous and a bit more like in a skirt suit or um. I'Ve got a briefcase or something like that. That'S the moment, this wig is for I'm constitious. Oh my God. Look at her now I styled this one myself from scratch. Yes, I did wigs that usually need cages. I usually get them specially made, but this wig this cage. I actually made myself. Yes with wire and um little um. I bought a pair of tights overloads of wires. An LP is an absolute Queens. Look how smooth she is. I did such a job on this one next um. I call this wig Liza, Marie Presley and because she's absolutely gorgeous she's inspired by Mars Attacks. Of course um, let's, let's pop her on right ready! Oh my God, look at that everybody, oh she's, one of those wigs that you can pack in a suitcase pull out and she's. Absolutely still the same now this week is by Venus Envy again absolute icon. Look! How gorgeous that is now? Some of you might be thinking, Trixie, Mattel, but really this is inspired by Mars hack, but I wanted one that moves when I'm performing stunning and God I wear this one quite a lot. Actually. Next, oh right! Next, everybody is curly whirly. So she's an absolute background. Now you might, if you've seen me, do a brunch show, then you might have seen me in curly whirly, so she's absolutely gorgeous yes and she's, one of those wigs that um I love performing in Shirley Bassey. This gives me Shirley Bassey. You know and when you perform, you shake the head and it's just it's just so gorgeous and it's one of those ones, that's good to travel with as well. Now sometimes I wear curly whirly Sue like this or sometimes I will wrap a headscarf around, because my hair's so big, I usually like really big head scarves and then I what I'll do take these pieces and tie them around my neck at the back Swig everybody Is by Florencia Florencia is a very well known: wig, stylist and she's absolutely gorgeous, and this is Miss Francesca. Miss Francesca goes everywhere with me honestly she's, another performance bag. Now I always go for the same color blonde. It'S a 613 is always my favorite kind of blonde she's, one of my God's favorites, very Mars Attacks as well right next, oh it's proper on there now also Florencia made a wig for Cyril. It was like a surprise gift ages ago, my cat's Cyril. She made a wig for him now you will not keep tongue, I mean he's not one of those cats that will keep jumpers or wigs on our hats or anything. But I just want to show you because it's so gorgeously styled, it's got its own little wink cage. I think we should wear this. This is also um. Actually, I could probably put this on top of another wig as a little topper piece. Next, everybody is a bus driver Gretchen. She has arrived now, as I was saying before I like to wear 6 13, but this is not a 6 13. This is white whites and I styled this myself ages ago. I can't remember what I used it for you're. All going to scream at this, or sometimes I'll use this on top of another wig but like, as you can say, I need height. Otherwise, I look too weird, but this is my little laser wig GLE with it just got no height to my head whatsoever. This is bus driver, Gretchen she's, not I'm not feeling her now she's. She needs to be reused for something else. This next wig everybody is called Thursday, she's, absolutely stunning and absolutely gorgeous. Now you will have seen her see me. Wear this wig a lot as well and and this I wear a lot with my hot dog costumes and she's, one of my travel wigs as well she's a travel wig. Yes, because she's not a lace, front, she's, not a lace front, so she's um! Oh, my God, she needs to brush people. Oh my goodness, gracious me. I love a tiny little bang. What has happened to my God and stunning Thursday? Oh there we go right there. We go she's she's coming together now that she's had a brush, but this is Thursday, everybody and I wear her so much because she's my little she's my little party wig um and I just love the flick out at the sides. I'Ve always ever since I started doing drag. I'Ve been obsessed with a flip and now it's a very big Trend in Drag, and I would like to see myself as a little bit of a trend Setter. Yes, it's happening, but that's Thursday, everybody! Yes, it's happening next. Now this next wig everybody is one of my favorite new, wigs she's, very new and she's, very fresh and she's, absolutely humongous by Venus Envy, absolutely amazing, wig stylist um and oh my God. I just absolutely love it. It'S got a giant cage inside I'm just gon na spray, a bit of hairspray in the middle here so that she stays on look at the size of this absolute Queen. Oh, my goodness, gracious. May I mean look at that. Look at the look at the detail in the roots and everything now this is a really new wig, so she hasn't got a name yet. But if you have any um suggestions for the names leave a comment underneath and I will pick a name based on your comments. Yes, it's happening, I feel like she's a bit of a Shirley or a bit of a a Dame or you know, she's something around those. Those vibes. Yes right. Next, maybe if I just flop forward, this is Sandra now she's a cooking Queen. She loves to cook. It'S interesting now this was this was an old wig that I got styled, but I reselled it recently. It'S a bit of a mess because she's been thrown about and everything she's a classic Juno flip, but she's got a bit more volume at the sides and she loves cooking. This is Sandra everybody. Sandra has arrived. I guess it's happening. How stunning is Shea she's a gravy Queen and she loves to grow yes and our third day got a great whim temperature Rifle right next now this next wig everybody you're gon na absolutely piss Ed, it's it well, it will. Basically, let me put it on and tell you It's a wig cap, so small foreign, oh, my God, right: okay, the snacks wig everybody she's called my owner, because basically I bought this wig because I was gon na. Do a Mona, Lisa makeup tutorial and then I realized, I don't even need to do any makeup, because I already look like Mona Lisa without any makeup on, so maybe I'm just like using it. I feel like Mona needs to go, have some drinks. This is my own room, everybody. How do you girls do it? Oh, my goodness, gracious May I'm quite feeling the fantasy. I think I need a beret hello, hello, all right, we're gon na add a hat to her. This is Alini Alini, just gorgeous Berets that are like Foods. She sent me like a bunch of them ages ago. I'M absolutely lovely, I love them right. Okay, so Mona's gon na do like a little bit of it. I got this is a completely different vibe. Maybe I'm Mona from now on. Maybe I'm not even Juno anymore. Oh, my God right next next happy birthday, she's, not a wig, but she is a God and stunning space helmet made by Paula Cherry she's she's such a good amazing um, had peace makeup and she made um black Peppers gorgeous chocolate headpiece on Dragway season. Four. It'S absolutely stunning: she's done the loads and stuff um anyway right. We'Re gon na put this on foreign. Everybody isn't really a wig, it's a headpiece! Yes, absolutely gorgeous and stunning helmets now Paula Cherry's, so creative like these are from the back of like water guns and they get screwed in here somewhere. Let me find the holes you see. I wore this on one of my very old YouTube: videos, uh right. Okay, so they screw in like little um bottle, tops not fabulous as the one look at that so cool. Why is this one going there? She is. I'Ve got her. I'Ve got her like get her in. I'M really scared to take this off. You know because I feel like I've just balded myself, everybody it's most of my wigs in my wardrobe. I hope you enjoyed this little tour of my wig wardrobe um, and maybe I should just shoot tall a shoe tour that would be gorgeous anyway. Thank you for watching this video and I will see you next time.
Comments
Anatomychant: Juno cracking up at her own small head in the mirror is very relatable. I shaved my head last year after a breakup and I couldn't pass a mirror without stopping and laughing hysterically. Never again.
Lynx: Honestly, that big girl that you wanted us to name looks like something my aunt wore back in the day. So I can't help suggesting based on her name, Orajewel, or as everyone called her, Jewel. Aunt Jewel loved her wigs and went through a platinum blond phase for a bit. She never left the house without a wig, full face of makeup, and a pack of cigarettes.
PALEMOON: The new wig should be called "Venus", because she's big, gorgeous and STUNNING ✨
elttil: her not doing a Mona Lisa makeup tutorial because she realized she already looked like Mona Lisa without any makeup just sent me to Mars.
Izzy Kate: SHOE TOUR PLEASE ❤️ i feel like Mona is what Juno would wear if she’d crash landed in Paris instead of 50s America
TheWhethervane: My god, Juno putting Cyril's wig on made me laugh so hard
Julianne Rohm: My Aunt Ginny's hair looked just like that when I was a child, no exaggeration. Only exception: It was black. Obviously her coloring was different than yours. :) I was in awe of it. As anyone would be: Imagine it's 1973 and you are playing the backyard at grandma's house, waiting for lunch in an obscure Illinois backwater and here comes a tiny little woman, dressed to the nines, hair so big she barely fit on the porch. Ginny is an awfully cute name.
Frankie Murphy: The fabulous un-named wig is giving me Bernice vibes with the nickname Bunny
WildCard: There's something about Juno in a flat wig unit that's so chaotic yet so powerful. Also my name suggestion for the new wig is Moon or Dame Luna cuz she's so stunningly massive and rotund that she reminds of a gorgeous moon.
Elizabeth McLean: I vote Large Marge for your new wig! She's a beaut!
Salvador Ibañez: juno's videos restore my soul like no drug ever could
JoodeeTee: My gut instinct is that the gigantic new wig should be called …Brenda-Anne.
Robin's Corner: The new wig looks like a "Jacqueline". I love you Juno Birch! You made me choke on my coffee with that first flinging off the wig!
Justin: Seeing you in anything other than a blonde wig is kind of terrifying...
Vincent: A video of Juno is such a gift after a bad day ! <3
Leeya Shaw: I love the Mona Lisa story! Maybe we don't need a tutorial but would be so cool to see a cosplay.
Emma-Louise Pike: The new wig from Venus envy should be called Luna… cos it literally looks like a moon and it works with the space theme from Venus
Yvonne Schäfer: I would LOVE to see you in a Joy Despret wig for once! ICONIC!
Hazy Dayz: Mona is such a vibe! She's what the kardashians wish they could be!
Ehlin Witsen: Your wigs are absolutely stunningggAlso the wig that doesn't have a name yet is giving me real Brenda or Beatrice vibes
HouseFantastic: Hoping to see more Mona Birch, what an icon
Kathryn O'Dobhain: The new big wig should be called June in honour of June Brown who played Dot Cotton because that wig looks like one big fabulous DOT
tracey s: Yaaay!! So happy to see you back Juno My name for the wig is Barbara, It’s such a Barbara Gorgeous!!
Ivee Clover: At 5:55 My cat loved your singing! He woke up and walked over just to watch you.❤ Juno, you can pull off any hair style!
Belinda Leigh: Cyril’s wig is outrageously cute! I would love to see a pic if you get a chance
Soph: “She’s very new, she’s very fresh, and she’s absolutely humongous” same girl, same
Ava L: The unnamed wig gives me Wanda vibes. Also, a shoe tour HAS to happen omg
Catherine The Cool Mom: I have never laughed at Juno so much! The descent into madness here was delightful and hilarious and deranged
Bossboix: Juno doing the Australian accent is always SO HILARIOUS
Tee Ess: Juno fingerguns. Absolutely stunning. Thanks for the tour!
Yeet Yeetus: The big unnamed wig definitely gives me Gloria vibes! It’s like a big halo on that stunning blue face of yours
anklesurgery: Mona would absolutely receive ALL the compliments and jealous stares at the post office me thinks.
Mary F: Any tour Juno makes is a tour I'm going to watch.
JoeyJoe: That beautiful, bulbous new bouffant reminds me of the episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch when RuPaul guest starred, so I’m all for naming it Hilda or Zelda. (It actually kinda looks like Aunt Zelda’s hair, but like 20 times the size hahaha) Also, a shoe tour would be gorgeous and stunning!!
Michael F: I was DYING and scream laughing during Mona's appearance
Owen Heuring: The Velma Von Tussle seems fitting and accurate!!!
Jamie Joy: We should call the wig "Bonnie Blue" because you look so beautiful in that wig!
rye aranda: I can't stop laughing when you're feeling your oats in that Mona wig.
Austin Renner: I wish I could articulate the love and admiration I have for this stunningly beautiful alien queen, small head and all
Henry Andrell: The new wig is definitely an "Edna"
bella blue: Betty comes to mind for the new one. I've never tried wigs, I have a huge head that most guy sized hats won't even fit, but between colors and styling I love the options
Faunaturale: New wig should absolutely be called Perdita, so classy reminds me of a news anchor haha
David Broughton: I vote “Starlett” for her because she shines brighter than a star and is StUNNingly GORGEOUS darling
Jared Buretta: Peggy Sue is the PERFECT name for the new wig. Love you!
Marisa Kreinbihl: I feel like Peggy or Midge would be good wig names!
kaleidoscopic_star: I think the new wig should be "Gladys" my lovely great-aunt Gladys had an amazing poofy style like that until she was in her mid 80s. She always styled it in the same puffy way, and had to sleep in a particular manner in order not to ruin her hair. She was also always at the salon to style her hair. She was just ICONIC along with her wardrobe, same red nails that were always on point, her vintage jewelry and her vintage style. ❤️
Alex Sudati: I love how Mona can't stop moving and shaking. Such a mood.
Gold Crow: Juno, you ALWAYS make my day. Lol
xanth0mgum: i am honored to have a wig named after me :D rewatching all ur videos have been helping me cope with shitty days. kudos Juno ❤
Drifloon: I'm absolutely losing my shit at how Juno becomes a completely different person when she put on Mona.
RYUU !!: I love how her wig cap gets progressively further and further back on her head the more the video goes on
Zankheal Games: omg, I laughed so hard with the "mona" wig, I can't stop laughing. I love you so much. Thanks for the fun video. Peace and take care.❤
Jewelygrrl: Mona for the new wig! It seems like that was a common name in the 50s or 60s too! No matter what it's named... Will always be called stunning!
Forecast Janna: I have a very small head as well, so I can relate so much! I love the the new wig without a name and I'd give it a crazy name like Ostrich Nest. I can't think of a woman's name. Loving the pie hat also. I'd definitely wear that.
stinaso: Dame Phyllis is what the new wig is giving me
Alex Gatto: As a shoe collector I would die for a Juno shoe tour <3
Shirley Lane: Love your videos, always make me Shirley would be a great name for your new wig of course or how about Jennifer or Marilyn? X
MrKirby365: Juno you make me laugh so much to make my day better. Sometimes it's really really hard as a queer person who works in a factory in the middle of ohio. But you make my day better thank you.
Craggles Harvey: Huge blonde wig should be called Dusty Springfield. Shoe tour. In fact any tour. Please. You are soooooooo hilarious live very clever material ❤ Thank you for cheering us all up in this miserable era of doom and gloom ❤
Anatomychant: Juno slowly losing her wig cap throughout the course of this video is giving me a touch of anxiety.
Chelsey Malkin: I love how the orange head piece looks like it’s made out bus seat moquette, very stunning bus seat realness
Namida Koh: The big new wig should be called: Full Moon Insanity Because it is too stunning!!!
James Brown: LOVE the video!!! You should name your new wig, “Pickles”. xoxoxo
Mruwca: YES. I need more of miss Mona <3
Jenny Jinx: xD the new unamed wig made me think of "hebe camargo" a tv host we had in brazil she was GLAAAAAAMOROUS always wearing huuuuugee real jewelry and an amazing person altogether and famous for her huge hair styled with LOTS and lots of hair spray hhaha but also made me think of another tv character with an even bigger hair portrayed by another amazing lady which the name suits this wig SO MUCH -portrayed by Aracy Balabanian- ... Cassandra! ooh that wig if it was mine would for Suuuure be called ......Cassandra! dramatic pause everytime one says the wig name of course, it deserves it xD
Bella Capulet: Thank you so much I've been so depressed and you just... You made me smile and laugh. And I needed it so badly.
Purple Dreams: Our family voted Pearl or Pearlie for the new wig. We also thought you looked so beautiful with the long hair. Def not traditional Juno mod look but you were really pretty.
Mx Dae: I love the "YES TODAY" caption. Juno saw people thinking she says "yesterday" and went, "Now, let me be clear--'
B-Rex516: Wig name idea!! Madame Bovary!!! ✨She’s so iconic and round it’s like an ovary and like the iconic text, of course!! ✨
ur mudder: Holy crap, I just stumbled upon your account and your makeup is so cool! What a great job you've done, it must be hard keeping that color on for long periods of time-
SadButRad111: I Love Juno so much I need her on an IV drip to keep me SANE Yes that’s happening
GothBoy UK: She's an Angela, in memory of the late, great Dame.
Albert Vargas: The new wig should be named Prunella!
Sophie Adam: The big new wig is giving Shirley vibe as Temple and MacLaine
rae: okay but i really loved the way you looked in Mona with a beret!! So cute and different from what you usually do❤
Erin Pulsipher: The new wig should be called Dolly. <3
Katlyn Dobransky: Absolutely stunning as usual
John Grant: YES this is most certainly a FOLLICLE SLAY!!! ❤️
Amber: Another stunning video! Came to ask if Cyril's wig would fit on Judith
laursimming: Oh, she’s definitely a Dame Edna!
Undes Makeup: Yasss please do a shoe tour Juno ❤
Phantom : Yes we need a ✨shoe tour ✨
Lucy Wolf @spaghettiholes: I think Pauline would be a great name for ya new wig ❤❤❤
Sarahmoon: Juno going "hello?" in an Aussie accent SENT me
Eric Ortega: I’m feeling Beatrix would be a great fit for the new wig
Cheyanne Keeter: I'm feelinggg Louise for the big wig
Shane Tallon: Juno, I love you. You make me laugh so hard.. and you should take that little bus driver wig and then put the other wig on top of it the one meant for your cat ceril …
weaselsdontfly: Linda Sue was the name that came to mind first for the nameless wig
Jenny Brown: Oh my, Cyril’s wig is amazing
Walter-james Wilding: Absolutely Stunning Miss Birch
Dean_dabbles: The new wig should be called Gaia. She's her own planet. Stunning!
Mollina Lucky: Are we ready to be snatched bald? A gorgeous collection of words, Barbara
Sam Atherton: Delilah for your new wig! Yes that's happening
Charlynn: Thank you for posting this video! Love you Juno
Elizabeth Ramirez: I have my keychain already yes that is happening ❤️
NathanNightStar: Juno cracking herself up is such a mood
Neijre hado: The name of the new wig could be Julia since she reminds me of you✨
Katelyn Brown: My late grandmother was named Marjorie and I vote your new unnamed wig gets that name. She's a Marjorie for sure. ♥♥♥
Jade Gandy: Juno in Mona was absolutely sending me. I just had oral surgery too so laughing was very painful but so worth it. I couldn't help it.