Cutting Bangs And Instantly Regretting It (Fail Lol)

Hello, i'm just gon na come out and say that this video is going to be a mess. I'M cutting bangs yeah. I am free yeah yeah, so it's 7 30 p.m. I woke up at 4 p.m because i worked night shift last night, so i got off at 7. 00 am i slept until 4 pm and then now i'm on call ew, i'm on call for tonight, so they could call me in to come work any minute. Hopefully it's like at least not right now. You know i have this problem where i can't [ __ ] leave my hair alone. No, these bobby pins are so ugly, so yeah. I have a problem where i can't leave my hair alone. You i look like i electrocuted myself, you can tell because every video, my hair is different yeah. So i can't bleach my hair. That'S a bad idea because my hair is black and that's a lot of work and it's bad for your hair and i don't feel like doing it. So since i can't like bleach or dye it what's, left is cutting it and i don't want it to be shorter. I want it to grow, so i have to cut bangs um. Do i want bangs? I mean it's kind of like bittersweet. I had. Why do i have headphones in? I may or may not have lost my earpods or i lost one of them, so i ordered new ones and then i lost the other. So at least i have these okay, i cannot hold a topic. That'S not that doesn't make sense hold a topic. I can't stay on one topic for more than four seconds, so i've had bangs before when i was like six or in first grade or whatever the hell i had bangs and like a year and a half ago. I did when i like, destroyed my hair. I didn't film it then, because that was before i started youtube yeah. That was like two months before i started youtube. I like destroyed my hair because i had really white blood. Okay, i'm not gon na, explain it, but i [ __ ] destroyed my hair, so i like had so many broken pieces that i basically already had bangs. So when i went to the hairstylist for them to like cut it off and like cut bangs, they didn't really have to cut much for the bangs because it was already like broken off so yeah [, __ ]. I don't want bangs, but i'm sick of looking at my big ass forehead. All the time. Do you see that and like you can always pin bangs away, but, like you have to style them, that's so annoying. I don't have a hair dryer, that's how i would style my old bangs, my old bangs, when i had bangs i'd use like a hair dryer and like a round brush so yeah time to get started. Let'S start by parting, the hair, the jig is up my nose down and finally me so i can see where my bangs end, because they're slightly shorter than the rest of my hair, okay, okay, so they start like here so that part's not actually part of my Bang, it's just short okay. Where are they supposed to start here? So i have this pointy brush thing and it like does that stuff? I don't know what i'm doing. I'Ve cut my hair once in my life, and that was not my bangs. You can go watch it it's on my channel somewhere, okay and then this side is this too much hair yeah. I want it to be like a bit longer like right here. Unfortunately, i cannot find the scissors i would use for stuff, but i have these. The worst possible scissors you could use, but my room is like the aftermath of hurricane katrina, and i am not about to look for it because it could be anywhere in my room and i don't have the energy to spend any time looking for it way. I found them, they were in my bag of [ __ ] that i hadn't unpacked, even though i've been back from my trip for like two months. Okay, thank god. I have these because i really didn't want to use [ __ ] this. Why is it like? Curling, what be straight? Okay, it's go time. Did i look up any tutorials? No, do i care? No. Why did that hurt? I like ow ow, what? Why is there a bump right here? What the [ __ ]? Oh, i like pulled my hair to cut it and it like ripped my skin off my scalp. I don't get dehydrated, i'm moisturizer daily. I am my inspiration. I am my inspiration. You got time, let's spin it, what am i doing? Okay, that did some ew. You know how annoying it was to grow up bangs what the [ __ ] ew no see. This is what i wanted to avoid ew. I thought like no, no, no! Okay! Well, i can't go back now: ew ow! What the [ __ ] no see the thing is, i can't get this fixed. I would like, if i really wanted bangs, i would just like, like with anything else. I can see why you wouldn't go to the hairdresser, but it's literally like takes five minutes for them to cut bangs, and it's not that expensive, but hairdressers here, there's like two. Maybe there's not many hairdressers where i live, because it's a really small place and there's nothing else around. So it's not like, i could drive somewhere or whatever, but like there's just no possible way, especially because of the virus that i could get this fixed like no possible way at all. Why is it so uneven? I don't hate it yeah. I hate it. You know at least i didn't bleach my hair. Okay, i wish my bang dot dot. I actually am trying my best. If i had a blow dryer, i would like fix it. So it didn't awkwardly part, but i don't have a blow dryer. I don't hate it. Oh, it's going in my eyes. I hate having hair in my face like all i want to do is like push it out of my face. Oh my god. Ah stop it's falling right into my eyeballs wait now. I know who i look like lydia. Oh, my god, do you see all this hair on my face? My whole life is one big dark room. There look. You could just pretend like it never happened. You know i've seen people do worse on their bangs. Oh my god. Look at it stick up like that. What if i take the rest of my hair down, ew, it's so ugly? Oh, i don't have a blue dryer. How am i supposed to style this? You know i'm just gon na try to straighten them 20 to walmart. I need a blow dryer, you know, that's how you style, bangs you like blow dry, try them and i don't have a blow dryer dwight, who ew this is all the hair i cut off. I can smell how hot it is. Okay, while this heats up. Let'S talk about my life, i cut my thumb restringing my guitar earlier. I did it like the worst way. Anyone could possibly string a guitar because i don't know how to do anything and i did like four strings and gave up, because i was tired and hungry, and then i decided to cut my bangs so yeah a protection. Ah right in my eyes. Why did i do that? How do i know when it's done smells hot? Okay, it's dry right here, so i'll, try like this piece, first or whatever? No, it's not even dry, it's wet what? Okay, oh my god! No, that is not how you're that's not how what it's supposed to do: [, __ ]! Why can't i do anything, give me that sweet tea, you think i'm playing, i need it all night, no sleep! You get in the kitchen operator. You got me like mike jackson. Thank god they got, thank god, i'm getting bigger and i don't know the words something in the middle of the winter. I don't get dehydrated eye moisturizer daily. I don't know what i'm doing. I don't know what i'm doing. I need to know you and ah, if you've got time, let's spin it. Oh yeah, i look like the more i [ __ ] around with my bangs, the more i do. Look like lydia from beetlejuice. Why is this actually kind of working like a little bit? You know - maybe i just have to take bigger sections. That'S how you do it. My camera stopped recording! Oh my god, look at it! Ew! Oh! No! Stop just stop now! They'Re like i don't! I think they cut them a good length. I mean they look really bad now, but i just i don't know how to style them. I think if i'm gon na i'm not gon na style them at all, like you think, i'm gon na do this every morning, no or at all. No. My hair is literally frying right now i put heat protectant in them. What the hell? Okay, i give up. I give up. No, who let me do this me, that's who i'm angry, why the f heck? This is fine. This is so fun. It'S not that bad! Actually, oh, no, it was okay and then i messed it up. You know, i think it's because my hair, i need to wash it and then it'll be wet and then, when it's wet i'll like brush it like bangs, so it'll dry like bangs and it's gon na listen more okay, you know this. Is i give up trying to style them nicely but like i can brush them to the side and then they're gone? So it's not that terrible. I guess you know what i just did deleted. My bangs control alt delete [ __ ]. They were never there. It'S no bangs, where i don't have any they're nowhere, forehead still visible, there's still freaking hair inside of my eyeballs thanks for watching hope. Your your time is okay, i hope you're doing. Okay hope, your your grandma and your dogs are okay, your cat and your gerbil, and your hamster and your bunny and your goldfish are okay. Bye,