Asmr Haircut But It Gets More Chaotic Every Minute (Worst Reviewed Haircut)

Hey, i am so happy you're here, so i know that you're here for a very quick hair trip right. Yes, okay, okay, okay, looks pretty healthy. Okay, so do you mind if we just go ahead and quickly inspect your scalp just to make sure i'm okay yeah? I'M putting the hair products and stuff okay, okay, that looks good. Let me just or something: okay, let me just see how it reacts with this okay. It looks fine, okay good, so let me just brush you off a little sorry, okay, good! So, are you ready guys start? Okay, we just wanted a super, simple, okay, so, okay, great i'm, just gon na wet your hair, all over okay! Okay, hmm! I mainly just focused it on your ends, um just because that's where we'll be cutting okay, just a little more. So let me go ahead and just kind of go and see right here: okay, i'm gon na take each strand and just snip like this and just okay, i'm gon na get you to stay completely. Still, i'm just gon na press it against you and i'm just gon na okay, just gon na make sure it's all even okay, i'm okay! Okay, i like that. That looks good. Let me do the same thing to the other side. Okay, i'm just gon na go through and just pick a little, i think the strand. Okay, i think that looks pretty even okay, so again stay still. Okay. I think that looks good okay, so i'm gon na go ahead with these. I heard these are like thinning and stuff. They have some gunk on them, but it shouldn't affect like the hair, so i'm just gon na take like chunks like this. Just you know so i'm just gon na take it. Okay, it's a lot of hair falling out, but we should be fine. So, okay, your hair feels a bit thinner. I think it looks better it's a little bit too bulky, yeah! Okay! Let me just go ahead and okay, i like this. I think it has some nice like fluff to you here and, like i thinned it out a lot, but i think that looks really good on you. What do you think you know? Like i mean it's, hair it'll grow back so, but i was thinking um to cut you like little curtain bangs. I see that you were kind of like growing them out, but i feel like if you made them like bangs again, they would look super cute great. So um, let me just think how to do this, because i remember i saw a brad mondo, video um. Okay, i got my triangle i'm going to clip the rest of it back. Okay, so i have the triangle: okay, so i'm just going to go ahead and i'm just going to hold it on top, and these are too small for that. Okay, let me go in. Oh that didn't work. I just removed the bulk of it. I put the wrong scissors. I'M just gon na do the same thing: okay, there's my original scissors. There you are okay, i found them, i'm just gon na okay, okay, that was a lot of hair, but i think these will look great on you they're. A little short not that i really love choppy so but don't worry, do not panic. I will fix it. Okay, so let me just see strand, i'm just gon na do this, because i heard this helps. I don't know, i'm just sorry it's getting in your eyes. I'M gon na wipe it off. Okay, okay, that's good! So let me think what to do? Okay, um! I can fix it. Don'T worry! You know what i think. I'M gon na give you like baby bangs, the ones that i go up to here, because i think we can salvage that i cut it a little bit shorter, okay, so i'm just going okay, okay, i think i managed to make it look good. Okay, what do you think, ah you're such a tough client? I don't know i like them like. I think they look great on you um. I mean everyone has their personal choice, but i think they look good on you. So just gon na brush your face off. Okay, there you go, you got some in your eye. Do you want more of this rose water spray around your hair? Like do you think if i like wet it, and then we like fluff it up and make it wavy again, you'd like it? No, you want it straight. I can bring my straightener um sure we can do that. Give me a sec okay, so i found my straightener, but i also found these um. I also brought a shaver in case. You want to shave your whole head off, but um. I might take a while with that, but i also brought you guys. I don't have tissues, so i brought you a like a wax strip for you to wipe your tears here, i'll leave that there um okay. So how about we? Try these rollers first and then um. If you don't like that, wavy look that i was talking about, then i can just straighten it with my straight. It'S the only one i have so. Okay, great! Let me go ahead. I got this on discount at the dollar. Store for five bucks uh, it's this dry shampoo phone, but i think it'll work the same as a mousse. So let me just oh my i don't it doesn't like me. It'S like spitting out weird [, __, ], okay! Well, i think that'll work for your hair. So i'm just going to pat it in i'm gon na rake it through your hair as well. Okay, um. Can i steal that tissue? Sorry, it's just! It'S left over on my hand, so well fake tissue. It'S not a real one, um! Okay, if you still need it, you can use this side because i haven't wiped my hands on that one. There might be some residue, but okay there, you go okay, so now that i've got your hair, all nice and moussed um, i'm gon na go ahead and apply these. So let's try the big roller here. Okay, let's do the little one here. Let'S do this one! There, okay, let's do this little one here, okay, and i was thinking for your bangs - i can do this little one. So let me just play the flat like that. Okay, so your hair's pretty thin because i thinned it out um you're welcome! So i'm just going to apply one more, but you need some i'm gon na. Do it over here. Okay, great okay, so only used like six five rollers um. So i guess we just wait. I don't know how long but um we can just chill and like talk um. So how old are you again, my cousin's that age so yeah did you need like an eyebrow looking like i can see you get a little bit hairs here. Can i do it? Okay, it's, okay! Don'T worry, don't worry! I won't screw it up. Okay! So then, just oh sorry, i didn't mean to pick your skin. Sorry, sorry, sorry, i'm sorry, um um, okay, oh you're, bleeding a little! That'S okay! Um where's that tissue um. Here this teeth: okay, okay, good, okay, it's only a little bit. It'S okay, i'm just gon na continue! Oh sorry, i did it again. Okay, it's okay! Um! Let'S not do that hold on! Let me just cut you a little piece here. You can. You can just stick it on there, yeah like that, just hold it there here, your eyes are getting watery again. If you need to leave it right there all right. Well, i don't know how long do you usually get these things in in 20 minutes we don't have 20 minutes. I have to leave them like five, so um, you know what i'm gon na take these out now and i'm just gon na straighten your hair. I can't wait that one all right, so let's do this one, this one! Okay, okay, now you got your hair left over on it, okay, okay, let me see i'm just gon na comb. It out you look kind of weird with it. Okay, i don't like it. So let me just plug in my straightener and i'm just gon na straighten it quickly, okay, okay! So let's turn it on we're. Just gon na wait like two seconds for it to get. No, i just learned to cut hair like in my kitchen yeah. Not a lot of people ask for credentials when i just use like google images that i find so and like people end up giving me like bad reviews, which i don't get. Why? Because, like i'm better than like my six-year-old niece, but i don't know, sometimes people can just be mean you know, but it's fine. I mean i make some money off of it. So it's nice. I, like this hobby, it's a nice hobby. No, this isn't my job. This is something i do on the side just put my ad on craigslist and kind of just hope for the best. So yeah it's been nice though i do like yeah, i meet very nice people. Um people are rude, though they end up saying that i did give them a bad haircut or that you know i messed up their bangs or something, and i just don't get it so okay, so let me see okay, i like that. Let'S do the other side. Okay, i like it okay, so for your bangs. I'M thinking like to do like those cute little like kind of curtain. Bangs like make these ones on the side a little bit earlier, and then your bangs, just like up did you do like a little book doll. Yeah, okay, so whoa, let's okay, so i'm gon na take this and i'm just gon na wrap it oh ally, okay, maybe not that i'm just gon na take it loop it through, and i'm gon na do this. Okay, i'm just gon na hold it! I don't know how long people hold it for okay. Okay, sorry, a little piece of your hair came off there, um. Okay, i like that. Okay, let me just do the same to the other one: okay, it's gon na hold it there. Do you smell like burning? No, it must be just my neighbor making toast or something okay. Okay, i like that. Okay, so let's just do your bangs as the last one and then we're done. Oh i'm sorry, i didn't mean to burn your forehead. Um, you, okay, oh okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, i'll turn it off; okay, okay! I need to get your panties in a twist sorry, you're still yelling, okay, um. I don't like this behavior um. So if i can just let you pay me now or if you prefer, like ben miller e-trans for me, no, i think i did everything right like you asked for a layered haircut and you said it was too heavy for you, so i just thinned it out A little bit and then we gave you like cute modern bangs, so i don't know if that's not what you wanted, i think i heard you and completely understood what you were saying. I think you got intellect pathetically told me that okay, well, if you don't pay, i'm gon na - have to call the police, because this i offered you a service and you didn't pay me so either. I call the police or sue you um yeah. So it's your choice but um. I don't really want to go down that way. I went down it one way and it just wasn't fine, but i mean if you want, i can give you this free razor um. If you want to shave your head off or if you and i can do it - okay, no you're, still yelling, okay, well um, i will be waiting for a wire transfer from you um next couple of days. I will have to ask you to leave my home now since you're yelling, but um yeah. If you don't remember me in about like two days, i will have to sue you or take you like a court or something yeah. Okay, bye have a good one. People just don't understand my vision.