Accidentally Giving Myself A Bixie Cut (It Is Shorter Than I Was Expecting)

Do i look like billy from stranger things, hi we're here to cut my hair again? Hence why you're at this awkward angle - or at least i feel like it's awkward, i don't know i feel like i'm so tiny. My hair is just it's. I don't. I don't think it's ugly, okay, i, like my hair, it's just that it's not as like short and choppy and chaotic as i want it to be, so we're gon na take some length off down here and then just mess around with the top. I don't really know what i'm going for up there. I don't have a plan so we'll see where it goes. It never feels good starting off. I always feel like somebody's gon na be mad. Why is my wrist hurting already i've done this so many times blindly? I feel like i should get better at it right. Every time i make a hair video. I get a lot of really good suggestions in the comments and then i put out another hair video and it's kind of obvious that none of it soaked in the people of the internet should hate me. There should be a target on my back at all times for these videos, funnily enough, that feels kind of good. It feels kind of right back there, the likelihood of it actually being okay low this one's longer um. I guess i know how to fix that. I know i'm cutting hair, i can hear it it's just. It doesn't look any different and that leads me to believe i'm cutting something that i'm not supposed to be cutting mirror number two. What'S happening, oh actually, yeah. It'S really. It'S not bad. I should have wet my hair first, i actually considered wetting it earlier. I don't know why i didn't do that. Should i go with my hair, you guys. Where did my spray bottle go? I found the spray bottle. I'M not going to be touching my bangs today. My bangs are staying the way that they are because, despite the fact that i love having micro bangs, i do want to grow them out a little bit. I'Ve been seeing a lot of pictures of girls with hair similar to mine and they have like curtain bangs, and i want to test out what that looks like on me. Yeah. It looks really dumb now it's wet, but all right, it's something like this. It'S not this, but it's something like this. Okay, i'm drenched i'm drenched and everything else is drenched too i'm sitting in a puddle. I feel like the second mirror, doesn't really help it kind of just confuses me. Oh, i thought there was a strand of hair back there, but my neck's just hairy. I did a pretty good job. Look right, uh. Where do we go from here? One of these should i do one of these? Oh god, it's so disorienting! Oh, that's! So much easier, why was i doing it from that angle? Oh, that's hard! I'M gon na stop doing that. Um! Sorry! I kicked you on accident. I am going to do something crazy. Let'S just take a section, yeah ow, it always blows my mind. Seeing hairdressers do the thing where they're like holding the comb and then they also hold the scissors and then they just cut and comb like interchangeably. How you doing that it looks like sorcery to me. Oh god, i'm just. Oh, that's like a pomeranian, there's, hair everywhere. Whoa lots of length - i say it like, i wasn't the one that was cutting it and now i take another section, and i i line it up with that section that i just cut. Look i'm doing real professional stuff over here now. It feels like i'm doing this really really wrong. Can you do it wrong? Yes, ow. If this is the first video you're ever seeing for me, you're lucky i'm not going out as chaotically as i usually do, and you should thank me for that in the comments should i do the other side now? No, i should just leave it long on one side. What kind of a question was that yeah, like that? I am so incredibly jittery. I'Ve had so much coffee. I get a lot of uh older guys on my videos telling me that i should go bald if you're an older man watching this stop. Stop. I'M sure not all the older guys are saying that there's a lot of y'all and i'm gon na need you to quit doing that because i'm not going bald, i'm not going bald. Have you seen this egghead? It'S not happening set this one out. You don't need to watch this one. I'Ve completely lost my uh guide. I had oh, no, actually it's right there. I lied. That is still pretty long right there hold on give me a moment. You know what embarrasses me a lot. It'S like shortening words, like i just said, mom instead of moment, and that embarrasses me and i'm sorry. I did that. I know we're like over cringe culture and nothing's cringy really, but it was. It was cringy uh this whoa, i just started chopping from my soul. Oh well, that's kind of cool, very 80s of me right, i don't know i wasn't alive in the 80s ow, so i guess i should move on to the back. Huh. Is that how that works? I can't see back there. I'Ve never been able to see the back of my head, believe it or not. So i should follow that guide again right ow my wrist hurts carpal tunnel in the making. Should this be cut, i don't think so. I don't think that's what i'm supposed to be cutting, but i did so whoa. That'S a really blunt piece that i just lost. I don't know where it went wait. Why is that so long, yeah there's some like really long pieces right here. How'D that happen, am i cutting anything? No, it wasn't ow. Oh, that was really blunt. I shouldn't have cut it like that. I'M fixing it you're welcome. I feel like if i did anybody else's hair. This is exactly how i would narrate it and that's why i'm not allowed to deal with people's hair. The government actually made a law that i'm not allowed to cut anybody else's hair because they've seen my videos, the government as a whole, sat down at a conference and watched one of my videos and they said we got ta, stop her they're not able to. How does this make you feel it doesn't make me feel good. Why is my hair poofing up like that? My head looks three times longer than it usually does chill out? No, no! No! No! No! I don't want it to be puffy. Look at how big my head looks. I don't want this, it's square, it's square. Why is it square? I don't want it to be square. Stop. Does my head sound empty? I do feel like. I should do something to the back, but given that the front doesn't look the way that i want it to, i don't know if i should touch the back, i'm a little conflicted about these. I think it looks really cute, but i kind of want it to be like that. Is this bad judgment? Should i not have hair like this? I might do it lots of thoughts happening right now, which is rare for me. I usually don't think about it, but i'm thinking about it, which kind of signals that it's a bad idea. I'Ve never been so hesitant. Who am i, who are you? Who are you? How bad could it be we're about to find out? Do you ever start like looking out of the corner of your eye, even just a little bit and get extremely disoriented? It'S like i can't see at all. Is this what i was going for? I don't know i can't really see so is this even i don't know, i guess it doesn't really matter who's gon na be measuring my hair. That would be weird see how it's like boxy, but how do i fix that? Is there a way to fix that? Should i use these, should i not have done that? Should i not be doing this, i might actually be making it worse. Well, i have to do the other side now. So, oh it stuck. Ah, that hurts i'm gon na stop doing that, because i just have a feeling, i'm not i'm not supposed to be doing it. I just wanted to do it evenly on both sides. Just in case, i can tell you right now for a fact that these are not even this one is definitely longer than that. One, i'm gon na try to fix it hold on every one of my hair. Videos is a lot of me saying. I'M gon na try to fix it, and - and usually i do this one - i i don't feel as confident as an ow in this one, as i usually do, did i even it out? Oh hey. I think i evened it out. I don't want to go any shorter than this. This is as short as i'm willing to go. I feel like a little skater boy. You know i have a skateboard, it's pretty cool, i thought about showing you, but i don't think you care. I think i look super cute. Am i wrong? You don't have to lie to me. This is a safe space for you to be a bully. Can i pull you down to say bye you're a little uncomfortably high for me. Okay, we're done it's over. We survived um, i think it's really cute and i know that it sounds like i'm lying. It sounds like i'm just saying that, because i don't want you to know that i don't like it, but i actually do like it. I just can't get too excited because my heart rate's at like 150., and if i raise it anymore, i will have to go to the er and in this economy. No, i will see you next week. Thank you so much for hanging out with me. I hope you had a good time. I had a good time and that's all i've got to say so i don't know why i said and bye