My Dad And Hair Stylist Became Best Friends

This just sit down. The mic is bad because it's sort of side - okay, I'm putting it ahead of time at the right place, because uh we're gon na be over here right. So so the mic was weird yeah. If you can, is that? Okay, you sure your airplane get here. Dude, no way you did not. Okay, yeah yeah. She is Oh Come. What are we gon na? Do because you know what people you know, all your fans they've been telling you cut your hair and they've been they sent me some of this uh clips that you took out a kitchen scissors man yeah, so it's gon na be hard for you to kind of Figure out, what's like, what's the cut right now right, yeah yeah, I cut the corners like this yeah in the front like that. Okay, oh you just went basically straight across pretty much okay, all right! Well, you know we could definitely don't worry about that I'll I'll fix it up I'll work with it um um height 1400. They decided, I'm just making sure I get oh yeah I'll. Let you all sit up. Oh this is working okay. So then, um uh, okay, as far as haircut wise uh, are we going something similar to the last time we did or not? Really, okay, um, I'm gon na have more length. You want to have more length. Yes, I could do something with it. Right, like this circuit is pretty bad yeah, but at least I can have like some sort of volume with it right. Okay, I don't want to cut it too much. Okay sounds good because I think it's easier for us to uh. If you don't get enough right, we can work our way down right. Sure I can get it trimmed or you can come back with whatever right, yeah sure, maybe cut too much. I'M boned. Okay, I'm I'm dead! Yeah yeah! It'S not like you know. You can push a button and make it grow. You know yeah, it's not like you know in the games where you can like put a nice little wig on yeah, there's no reset, no reset yeah. Okay! Okay! I understand I got you, but but do you want me to like clean it up on the back where you still want some some kind of uh? You know like. I simply enough, I think at least a little bit. Okay, maybe you can leave a little bit of length, not not that it's like too much at the back like a broom, okay, yeah right, but at least something at the back like a tiny bit: okay, yeah! No, no big deal hey so you you've been uh. You'Ve been shooting it at home. No, I have not no, no okay whoa! You got good genes. You know it's that Canadian Blood huh like what really it's good. Is it good? It still feels good yeah, okay, okay, good now, okay, so then um, let's uh. Let'S start with the color: yes, if I can get pictures hold up yeah, let's do it um. Is it cool? If I put this on you real, quick yeah, no, no, you got ta. Do the famous Cape. I still use it. Everybody still love it. They all come through yeah yeah. Well, I wan na you know thank you for everything you have done. Unknowingly, oh yeah. Of course man bro, like it's. It'S been crazy. Now, ever since the last one again yeah people talking to you this time, it kind of like blew it because I actually had a miniature celebrity moment. Oh I actually scream I'm, not even joking people come up in real life. Oh yeah geez. I have people come up and say: dude. Are you that guy even at a grocery store she uses me now? Chili'S? Okay, no, it's it's! It'S uh! You know. I appreciate you dude because I got it. You know it's it's kind of nice when people appreciate who you are and then like through here how uh it made me feel like I'm somebody, even though I'm just still me, you know I'm just yeah, you know. Oh, that's, really! Nice and you're still Felix. You know but like once again and I'm not doing this for the you know for the chat or anything, I'm just saying it, because I just lived through it now, because last time we talked about how you know like uh, you go to a restaurant right and You notice that there's certain people that are recognizing you and you get that Vibe. Oh yeah yeah. I I was thinking about you. I was like, oh my God, it's what it feels like, because I was getting a pizza at Costco and some guy was looking at you. A certain way dude and he came up. All scream was like Hey give that barber to uh to Felix. I was like that's crazy, I'm sure when on Reddit and people were talking about it, I was like. Oh no. I like getting pizza, it's seven yeah. I was with my daughter and know I felt like you know the kind of like a little was like whoa. You know it's like oh man, now, I'm like I'm trying to use my feet. Probably because people are staring um, they wouldn't be worried about it. Yeah yeah. Let me show you um, okay, see him. Okay, it has a bit of at least that was a little bit of volume to it right. Okay, so I can do. I could do something with it. Okay, I can, but, like you know, I can like um part it sideways yeah. He puts it aside. I could choose what I want to do with it right because it has enough volume to it. Okay, but whenever it's too short, I can't do anything with it like that's right. It'S like I don't get only one thing, yep totally understand and also the color. I, like the color, a lot. You know the picture it was like contrasted. So it's like this looks like more more a platinum or more white, but I like that. Okay, let's go for it. Okay, I brought the string to to lift you up there. Oh you're Wicked, what's that I said Wicked: let's do it yeah yeah, let's, let's make it happen: man, okay, um, yeah, yeah! Let me let me Let Me Whip up the magic sauce for you yeah, how many rounds of um of bleach. You think we're going for like one or two, oh ounces, wise! No, just you continue like we're just one round of bleach and it's gon na be I'll bleach yeah cause. I brought some stretch string all right. If we're not there, you know I'm here for you all night dude, Oh no you're, good! I'M prepared man okay! Well! Thank you, yeah yeah. I bought plenty enough brought a brand new. Can you know, can a can of lifters right here? Oh so we can't run out, then we cannot run out we're all good. We'Re not gon na run out. No we're good. Okay, you do have a lot of hair, though yeah you've been blissed with that. Yes, a lot of it yeah ever since you told me about the I'm not pulling my hair back and I haven't done a single time. Oh that's good! Not I'm! Not even soon enough, I haven't pulled it back. You know what it just stopped entirely. It'S you, you know you you're it I mean I was just getting into one thing I was going. That was me, bald man, oh man, I can't wait Kenny bald. No! No! No, no, no, no, not yet not yet, but it is good to be. You know, because it's all about preventative, you know yeah, I mean I'm surprised like like about a year of hair, pulling that that much like damage yeah. It'S not like it's not a lot like it's, not like crazy bad. No, but it's like a small corner like I I, if it's not it makes me insecure. I'M just gon na, like uh a bit upset that I, that I you know it's not even a good trade-off yeah, if only like you're, getting like a nice lifestyle for like a loss of Something's fine. But if you're losing a code of error. Just because you want to pull it, it's so so it's so dumb yeah. But but you know what like, like, you said, the trade-off. You are doing it. You know you're entertaining the whole world yeah, but you just dated the whole world yeah. I can do that without putting my hair back like a dumbass uh. This is what it is. It'S something that you can't. You know kind of like soccer players. You know you see like some soccer players that have yellow style. They put that uh. You know, and then they do pull it back it's it is what it is or uh. I think we talked about LeBron last time. Lebron did we. You know his hairline's running back faster than his than his uh. You know. Career he's been pretty good, but yeah yeah um, oh yeah. I see him he's yeah, I mean how old is LeBron anyway, like 40, something he's gon na be old right up there, oh dude, the other day I was uh listening to radio, like you know, hip-hop radio yeah, I'm talking about Eminem right. He had a birthday a week ago. Really you know how old he is. It'S gon na be all really old man how much 50. 50. it freaked me out. I was like well, okay, I'm used to listen to him in high school. So then I was like boom hit me, I'm like well, okay, am I am I getting old, but I don't feel old, yeah yeah, but we'll get him so even for today, like I feel like it's old for today, but even at the time it was probably Really old for us at the time too, right, true, which is crazy, yeah that that's true, but she just looked young too, because you know yeah yeah. He said that he changed his lifestyle too. You know um uh, whereas I got back, then you know he kind of like did the party or whatever, but then uh. He started exchanging that for runner's high for what running really yeah and then he said he ran miles and miles and miles. And you know you get that mile uh runner side, I don't know if you heard of it yeah yeah but uh you get addicted and you get like endorphins or whatever yeah dude. So he exchanged that uh. You know to just occupy his mind, his uh. You know whatever addiction you had and you know what's funny yeah I actually not because of him, but uh I've been running too yeah. I'Ve been running like a lot of miles, I'm on like once or two days. It was it a day. So, whenever possible, like you know when I'm not working yeah before work actually this morning I ran 10 miles 10 miles this morning, she's all right, that's like almost 200 kilometers right. How much is it in kilometers? It'S like what 2.5 kilometers from for a minute. Um. 10 miles in kilometers, six, almost 17., no! On 16, 16, almost on the diet, 16 straight up, that's crazy! Yeah I've been um. Yeah I've been trying to stay healthy. You know just uh yeah, it's really good! This year you know just kind of changing my life up a little bit. That'S really good yeah um. What was I gon na say? Oh I ripped it apart hold on yeah, I used to run daily 5Ks. Oh, did you yeah every single day and not? I wouldn't miss a singular day just Every Day. 5K. Oh, that's good! Dude! Yeah after I started I was doing like 5K like uh 30. Something minutes. Oh no and I got it down to like uh like 22. Something was like my oh. That'S good, baby yeah! It'S pretty good, that's really good! You know um through uh like so you know your fans follow me now you know and then we talk, you know and I actually have some in the in the salon and everything damn I I do talk to them about that. You know staying healthy because you know like it's good, for you right of course, uh yeah. They they all get inspired everything that what you do like. So if you say that to them now now they're, probably even more yeah. Your Felix runs too damn you're an influencer now holy [ __ ]. No, not even not even but thank you of course. You know, of course, if you got it because uh it did have some um influence and I do have following through you now. So it's kind of nice man again, oh nice, another day, yeah, oh you're, down to you now my haircut guy's here my hair size is here how you doing oh well, hey, there's! Always something you know you could you could do anyways, it's very nice to meet. You yeah no great meeting, you yeah, you have a wonderful, you know Wonderful uh boy over here or a man, I should say yeah yeah yeah and it's been a blessing good yeah seriously, because without you he won't be here. So he's the master over here. The big dog could you order me a pizza on Uber, oh yeah, you can take my phone. Actually don't do that yeah, wonderful meeting! You hey! I have lobster bisque. If you you know it's funny. I have the same one. You got good taste, dad got good taste, that's cool, that's cool! All right! Here we go what the lighting is bad, isn't it you can't do any yeah, nothing huh. Do we have more lights anywhere in the house at all, we have more light yeah. Anything like likewise this light is so bad. It'S like it's terrible yeah, but what would you have me? Do I don't know? Do we have any lights anywhere in the boxes that we had earlier flashlights, no work out your arms. There you go literally anything I mean. If not it's, okay, no no big deal is there actual light still or not like a lamp, we have not lamps anywhere else, there's one that that's possibly there, but I mean I can't nothing we can plug in right now for him to work. Okay, no big deal no big deal, man, I'm also a ninja. You know we worked in the dark yeah. We work in the dark, no big deal fair enough yeah, but yeah. It'S it's been a pleasure, but once again you're coming through man, you know. Of course I mean you came through you had you had stuff to do and whatnot you, you know you, but hey. That'S! Okay! That'S! Okay! All my all! My clients are VIP. You know. Oh there you go. Oh I'm sure you could put it like on the on a on a stand or something right. Oh boy, that's crazy! Oh wow, did you put it right here magnetic no? No, that was one I got ta. Do the other one now story? Okay! Well, let's tell me we're not live yeah. We'Re live, of course, we're live. What else would I be doing nothing less right, yeah, I'm not a celebrity. Of course you are yeah. Of course he is now you're a celebrity for giving a birth to Felix over here. Yeah, I was thinking about doing a dad interview at one point, so I can ask him questions. Oh, that would be awesome yeah because Chad doesn't know, but my dad here yeah it's good yeah. I mean if you're tall enough, if you could put up on the ceiling. No, no, I mean the way it works. What'S up, see, see um the middle ceiling? Okay! No! No! It'S! Okay! No! No! No! No! No! Okay! No! No! That'S! Okay! All right! Let'S do this, let's make this happen, so how long you been in town now? Oh, he answers. Okay, oh yeah, very uh, bumpy very bumpy happens. Oh a lot, a lot of turbulence: huh yeah! That'S rare! Oh really, and it was a seven three seven. Oh, that's a big boy, isn't it that's not the point, that's the one that crashes all the time. Oh! Is it oh shoot? I don't know what is it yeah? I didn't know that yeah, oh man with the software. Oh it kept crashing. Oh shoot. They wanted to discontinue it. Okay, so you got you got a nice discount on the way here I thought that was the max hmm. I thought it was like this 77 Max something like that. Right wasn't like a bunch of one that that did bad and they all like uh it was. It was a few years ago right, yeah yeah, it is yeah. I had it right, it's the 737 Max or something yeah. Okay! Well, I haven't flown in a while. It'S it's been, oh actually, you know what in April right before I came to you last time I was actually uh. You know in Hawaii and that that was like a wonderful trip. It was amazing, have you been to Hawaii uh? I have not. Actually, no way is that good, it's decent. It'S way better yeah check it out. Oh Dad, coming through yeah he's been doing really good, actually he's been like uh like buying furniture and flying French opening boxes or whatever he's been so helpful. Oh nice yeah the next, but I thought I was gon na come here and just kind of lazy bones it out. You know I'm just gon na chill out, but you didn't wow. Well then uh, your your hustle must come from dad. Then yeah. Surely nah he's actually one more active than I am he's always got energy to do stuff? Oh really! Oh man! Well, that's good! He'S! Always on the lookout for Stuff dude everywhere I go. He always ends up like uh flooding with women. Somehow, like he was flirting with the neighbor the other day, Jesus man, oh what you know, I think I saw her out here - she's like nine out of ten. How is this guy? No I'm just kidding. No, it's yeah, it's funny! This is what he does. Oh really yeah, it's his thing, okay! Well, I'm pretty sure you got you got a thing or two. You know yeah, sometimes yeah. You got your ways, I mean there's so many of them, I'm pretty sure wan na meet you oh wait. Didn'T you just have a uh uh uh? What was it that took twitchcon yeah? That was a lot of fun. Oh yeah did that did that go well! Oh yeah! It was a lot of fun. Yeah I just got covered and then I had to fight it. But it ended up being pretty good. Oh dang well yeah, because probably so many people there yeah yeah, oh man, whoa. Let me let me handle Felix's hair, real quick. You know, but uh hey. I love the offer. Thank you. So much maybe later on we'll celebrate once once I get the hair right hahaha. Thank you. Thank you. I love your dad's caulking. It yeah. You know what my dad hadn't ever drank a singer like a single drop of alcohol, like my entire, like childhood, or like all the way up until I was like 18, and then he started buying these like these, like wines yeah, you know he's like really into Like cheap wine, somehow right and now he's like a big wine guy and he's just having like overnight, really yeah, I think he's because I wanted his girlfriend or something you you know they say like a wine glass of wine uh, one glass of wine a day Is you know keeps the doctor away, yeah yeah. I heard that before he's like okay, okay, what's up, I don't care? Oh no! Oh my God! Oh, my God, I'm saying hello now up in the north yeah and I'm with this girl like she's, like we're free and the woman behind the counter says to her co-worker uh these. Can you get really nuts? I mean like we wanted. You know the t-shirt and the glasses, you know all the merch, you know yeah and finally, she gave us the glasses, which we thought was really nice. Oh there you go, it's really. California. Uh-Huh does make really incredible product. Oh yeah. We have access to all the French Market, France, I'm telling you they're in competition. Oh really! Well, I guess uh, you know like we got what like a Santa Barbara like Paso Robles yeah, I have actually we we've done a wedding me and my wife uh she's. Also, a hair stylist and we've done a wedding there and it's beautiful and you're coming down and you you cut out now. That'S when you cut the you know, you know towards Vegas all oh yeah, oh man that whole yeah, you you sure you should interview your dad. You know I'm pretty sure the chat will be entertained. Yeah. Of course they would yeah man. I feel already welcome. You know yeah yeah. Of course it's only been like ten five. You know 10 minutes or so and he's already offering me wine, uh, bisque, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah lobster biscio soup. What else? What else can I can I be offered? I have a go. I can do I can make it toast with uh blue cheese. Oh no, don't worry about me right now. You know. Don'T worry about me right now, once you're done with this, perhaps we'll have a good time. You and I okay sounds good. If you wish sounds. Oh yeah, of course, how can I not take this opportunity? Man, I didn't know. I was gon na, be welcomed by your dad too yeah me, neither yeah good good thing. I came through yeah, you know, like yeah, my daughter had a soccer practice today. She is six years old, yup, oh yeah yeah, I'm loving every every moment of it. Oh of course you know actually uh this summer uh. Remember I told you how I like uh, going camping and stuff yeah and uh. We actually went to a few places. You know uh, we went to Bass, Lake Sequoia and Kings Canyon. Oh awesome! Wait! So you we, you guys live. He lived here too with you! Oh no he's! He just travels a lot like uh. Okay. He goes on like biking trips like uh up in like uh Arizona or in Utah, and I think it goes down to here. Sometimes yeah. Oh, I remember you telling me mountain bike right. Mountain bike, yeah mountain bike, take them. Yeah 2015 yeah he's arrogant as [ __ ], so I say we're up and it's called Black Canyon. Can you tell them Felix? Don'T [ __ ], the dog man? This is a bad Trail. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, no problem, no problem. The girl. I said I'm go, it says like go after him, he starts going down, but I can't catch up. Oh next thing I hear arm is open, wow yeah, no way he was like he, the skin we screwed up yeah, so that was really bad. Basically, there's like a there's like this, this downhill yeah and it was downhill into a turn. A sharp, like 90 degree turn into another downhill. So it's like, like almost like a staircase, you know yeah and then then there's like the void right. The side is like, like literally like actually death like if you jump off, you're, just you're just dead right, oh wow. What happened is that The Rock itself? Oh? What million years had lifted wow? It all became Jagged, oh yeah yeah, and he went off Trail. Was that, like a Red Rocks like one of those? No, no, no, no, no Black Canyon, so you've got it's. No. The answer is no Red Rocks is more yeah more into Sedona, yeah yeah yeah. That'S right: yeah, it's like sedentary Rock, whatever, like it was like a bunch of knives, almost okay, and basically I was going to which invest on that turn like way too fast, I was going super fast yeah and I had no time to break it. Otherwise, I would die on that on the turn right, because I would like fly out the cliff and die. Oh so I've had. I had found no other option than to jump in the Rocks along on the side and just kind of like just a lot of us into the Rocks. So I don't so I don't go off the trail. Oh and the watch were all like a knives. I like knives, so you just cut my entire body up. It was so bad, oh so kind of like Granite Stones. No, no, no sedimentary, stencil, okay, wow, because I know granites are pretty sharp too. There are three types of rocks right. Yes, what's called igneous rock, which is around it yeah, then you have sedimentary rock, which is like levels right like levels: okay and you have morphology which would between the two of them. Oh okay, wow. So this was basically softer Rock and that's why it's also so jagged oh wow Granite, won't do that. I see Yosemite, oh yeah, you're, 70 years Granite, yep exactly yeah. I love Yosemite, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's beautiful! I almost got eaten by bear no way. Oh yeah, well I mean you know you, you look yummy, so even you know, you know what I mean if I saw you it's like. Oh, this is gon na, be nice you're, not gon, na change teams on me: hey, I'm a hairdresser. No! No! I'M just kidding you, you know. What'S funny, you ever seen the movie Hairspray uh, I you know what it's been a minute, it's kind of like uh, Zohan right or like it's like a like La hairdresser from the 80s. Yes right right, yes, yup! I know what you're talking about trust every woman. He sees - oh man, hopefully my wife's - not watching this right now, because I'm about to spell some secrets: no, it's been a good career. You know it's been amazing, you know, but that's funny that you said go ahead. It'S funny that you said those phrases, hope you're, not changing, switching teams on me because, on my wedding wedding night my brother comes and talks right and he goes. You know I've always thought I had a feeling that my brother was gon na, be you know, AC DC yeah. You know because I I did on a Halloween I dressed up as a girl, to see how much money I can make with my one of my best friends and uh uh. So you know like we made some tips, we were excited. I was wearing my mom's skirt and you know stuffed their bra and everything. You know it was funny moments and then he brings that up, but again I'm a hairdresser right. So I have in my in my crowd. I have my my former boss, I'm my co-worker. You know hairdressing is very colorful, so so then he goes. You know, I'm so glad that you didn't switch team on us and I'm like Mike dude. What the I'm on my wedding day. Hey what do you? What are you come on? My wife was going. Okay, yeah yeah, it's already too tight yeah, you got ta, buy it a half size, two, it's too short, you know too small, and I also had a friend that came up. You know I play I used to play soccer and you know when you're playing soccer. You know like in a locker room, you do hey good job. You know they come up to me. It'S like hey, so you turn the hairdresser. So does that mean uh? It'S like. I know where you're going, I'm like stop it. I know where you're going with this just stop it. I think Beauty. That'S he's your minister of transport, the the secret. I think you guys called secretaries transport. It'S the included, judge, he's he's gay. Okay! Excuse me: oh yeah, yeah. I brought this because I remember last time I I was uh struggling on having that around but yeah you know like I love everybody. It doesn't matter where you you know where you come from or what you do. I noticed one thing in California: uh versus New York versus Florida. Civil people here are Civ. Did you find that Felix there's they're just fundamentally nice people, yeah? Okay in California? Oh hell? No, they are. I I've been well. You know you know, like I mean, look at you, how can they not like you? I mean telling you that you know I I in traffic, no one gets excited. No one Cuts you off man, they love you, you need some help. Whatever I know it's been. It'S been a, but every time I've come to California. It'S been like that. Well, I'm I'm every time, I'm I'm really glad that you know for you to see good, good and everybody which you know we all do, but it's true, but you know what I think I think it's it's the gap between Quebec or Montreal, and here that's the Probably the the big difference right because the Quebec is uh is quite the rise. Isn'T it it's a big joke in Canada? What'S the difference between Canada and United States Quebec is this French, oh okay, and so like, like the big comment, we often make. How do you get a girl to go to bed with you in French Canada? You simply ask hey, you want to go to bed. Well, I do all this [ __, ] yeah just just get to the point, but that that's French cabin, oh okay, just about to focus more on on California! It'S been, I know it's just been great great every time, every time, but but honestly, yeah uh Palm Springs, um um, Chester, um. I want to call it the trees Joshua Tree Park. Oh yeah, that's beautiful! Oh see, you go yeah! Okay! I I I see. I see you were. I don't want to say why, because there are beautiful, nice people everywhere, you know but like I feel like they do attract okay, yeah more more. You know what I mean but uh you know it's just been. It'S been phenomenal yeah! Well, I love California, even people taking care of Phoenix have been great, his friend Ludwig and did you all live big at all? No - and this is - and what's his name who the guy who does all the stuff for me - Billy, not Billy, bling, bling, uh, bling, bling assistant, oh yeah, um chat, what's lovely assistant's name he's got a name, it's not bling! Bling, though um. Of course. No, it's not slime, so this is some of the guys, I'm some new guy. I I'm disturbing you doing your stuff here. No, no! It'S all good and you have one daughter very quickly. Uh. You know it's a Yingling! Oh it's Nick Yingling! Yes, yeah he's pretty nice, he does a lot for just love it. I'Ve been looking for something to do that for me, okay, but it's hard to find it. You need somebody, that's trustworthy and that's something! That'S nice and chill. So that's hard working gentleman uh! I don't remember, did I just I? Oh I pulled up that I was downtown uh L.A. It was 9 pm. I was looking for a haircut and I started going down every number on Google one by one and I got denied by like, like six people deny me, I think, like uh, there's like 10 of them, who just weren't open and then this guy picked up. Oh man, I'm I'm glad that I was a sixth one, not not tenth or the 12th. No, it was my business man. No! No, but uh. It'S been wonderful uh. I actually uh. I think uh someone was doing makeup for you uh. No, you know what uh the way, so it was Rosa yeah Rosa was doing makeup for you or something a watchful watch league and I used to educate at hair school, and she was one of my former students. Okay and how old are you I'm uh? How old do I look? 32? Oh, I mean thank you. I appreciate you, I'm older, I'm older than that. Okay, this is public, so leave it there. Okay! No! No! It'S! Okay! I'M not saying my age because, I'm being ashamed question people will need to know. Yeah. Sorry for asking so so uh category. No, it's! No! It'S because you look. You behave so young in such a young fashion. I uh, but you were talking about your kids, how many kids? I I have one okay, again yeah! I have one and uh. I would love to have more, but you know I respect my wife. She got her beautiful daughter this. You know that we all love and um. She was afraid that she was gon na have a boy just knowing me for many many years, she's like man, I don't know if I could have another hand or another boy in the family this. This is his mother's doing oh yeah! This is awesome. His mother's doing, I said no yeah and she says you just better, not take a bath, oh because bath will in case you don't know. Why do you think you're built the way you're built because it needs to be cool? If you heat that uh it kills. It, oh no, I've never heard that there's an old oriental uh contraception method that what they would do they go into very hot water, just that part of the body yeah, and then this way we're killing things that you wouldn't have to it, wouldn't reproduce. Oh, so it's just not no more because more bats for you this month. Oh that's why he was conceived in February, not in January, because we screwed I screw in January. Oh man. I just had this great idea how about that you make a Twitch account. So you see, if you see some [ __ ] up, [ __, ] you're liable and you get banned and I'm chilling not me. Oh okay, oh yeah, yeah! No! No! Yes, you actually understand him when he talked you know I we talked about that. The very first time that I met him. I I really thought I am I I actually I thought he was talking to me or talking to the chat I actually didn't know who he was talking to. You know I I was kind of lost, but you can see this it's even worse than French yo. What'S up she's about 10 years old, oh here, let me let me mix a little bit more sure. Take your time. He'S got a good amount of hair. Yes, you must get it from Dad too right, his grandmother, hey, absolutely uh. That'S very true! It comes from the uh yeah. It comes from the grandparents side, it skips a generation he's I'm amazed that he learned his language on the internet. Really. Where was that? That'S? How it happened? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, that's all good you! I could stick around man, I'm out of content. Oh you can pop a chair. Maybe yes, okay, so long story short. What happens is that that I'm a single dad right, so I got ta. Do all this work at the same time, his mother's? You were never a single dad. What the [ __ ] you talking about! Yeah. Can I okay finish the story? Then I was almost gon na qualify that as a single dad one week out of two. Is that is that good enough? Well, we get a two yeah, all right, yeah! That'S that's art! Isn'T it sorry, but it's art. It is yeah because you know it's like Italians when they make um concrete for floors. Oh, I thought you were gon na say their sports car or their motorcycle. No, no! No! No! But no, but I worked a lot and I see these guys work with different different materials and the same thing as you. It'S they go by texture and you know just making drywall for next story. So here I am and because I'm single with them, I forgot to go to work. He has access to the computer and he's very, very smart. So you know I'm at work. He says hey by the way, the CBC code. The back your card is this: okay, because he knows the number by heart: oh wow, he's buying stuff. Now we'll use it yeah. What can I do because he's too young? He can't not allowed to go on to OverWatch and stuff, like that. This is not 18 or whatever it is so he's. You know he's language. Skills are not bad in English, but at one point I come home from work and then there's an email and says no. We will not unban you um, oh, I banned you, okay and it was banned. I was like what the hell is. This, I don't he's using my email because I'm over 18 right yeah, so I started I start reading. You know I think it came from Blizzard or something though I think it does name it a company yeah. It says you know this and this and this now we will not do it as your second time. Whatever I said, okay, so then I follow the thread. I go to the message. The original message I'm going wow. I don't remember writing that. Oh he's French. Kid writing English, oh wow, phonetic and out of his own. I I was so amazed by that wow. So you're self-taught, oh, oh, you think. Oh yeah he's talking about some awesome uh, this very old school story. I I used to play uh because I used to play Diablo 2 with my brother and the game was all about scamming others out of their belongings in the game. That'S just that's just what the economy was like you just scammed everybody right. So then, when I started playing wow right, I I develop new techniques on how to scam people, so I would scramble and wow, but the problem in World of Warcraft in that game is that, if you say to somebody, I will give you this or five gold And you trade with them, and it's like a big tray window, whatever it's very secure, if they give, if you give them less of the amounts, basically you're breaking the rules of the game, and I thought that was a very stupid concept. So I just kept scouting people, because I thought I was a instead of what I was I was. I was doing money laundering. I would scan them out of gold, then I would uh fill the money through people in auction houses and I would a lot of the money so whatever I would get banned. Then when I came back, I kept the money because it was laundered wow. That was kind of crazy. That'S smart yeah. It was pretty dangerous huh. There is um, there's a chip, my my memory, it's a bit sketchy, but I used to have a smokery small room. I need a quarter size of this thing about like six, kids, six PS or Xboxes whatever it was. I remember time yeah and then what they would do. Oh they would do this they'd listen to The Box. What are you doing, and I think it was him or his friend says? Well, when the one that's click or whatever the signal isn't being given, so we can kill the guy and by the time the computer comes back on. Oh, we killed him, but he never saw us kill him, oh and they would listen to it. They would. I remember they do that. Listen to the boss, yeah yeah, all right yeah, it was called lag, switching lag, switching. What so? Basically, if you, because we lived in Quebec and Montreal and we had like a good internet, we would be giving the host of the game right and uh it's something called a P2P uh Network infrastructure. So, when you're playing a game right instead of having their own servers to run the games, basically the person with the most stable internet would host the game with their with their house internet. Does that make sense yeah, so you at home? You would you would you would pretty much be running the server of the of that particular game, and since we live in such a good location, we would always get um the host? Yes, yes, so we were like the peer-to-peer host and then what we do is that I would go at the bottom or my brother would go at the bottom of the of the of the basement at the router. It was a button called standby right and you click it and it would unplug the internet pretty much for like a couple seconds. Oh and you have to do nothing for too long and then we would click it and click it again. Once we're done, killing people in the game - oh and because being registered and whatever they're doing, is not merging videos they're pretty much. Oh it'd be easy way to put it, but it's not really like that, but yeah so basically loophole yeah. So so I would be playing upstairs right and I'm yelling go and he would click it. It'Ll go, stop and click it again, and it would just kill everybody and I'm in the middle wow, because it the thing would receive would be downstairs and I'm going yeah. What are these yeah and then, of course, I go to their room, open the door like a PS or an Xbox Xbox. You could literally cook an egg on on that was so hot, oh yeah, but that too I had opened the door. I remember you know you just feel the heat the Heat come out of the room, wow wow, because they were just on it. They'Re just over over, had them all plugged in oh yeah. I don't know how come we could run the electricity on that thing. Oh wow, my name is that's a bit of the reason why he's geez, but he's French? You know, that's that's amazing, so so, even so, you're the talent right off the bat um. I think he works hard, yeah he's committed, but as a lot of words we use in French Canada, which are slander or not slander, but slurs, slurs, but twitch staff. He has an account if he says anything bad. You can ban him not me, but so so when we say these words, you know if you're in New York City and you talk to your friends and you're, just talking the guy behind. You will go like this one yeah, but we had no idea. Listen, the reality is that, since we learned uh English on the internet right playing it like Halo yeah, we had absolutely no idea what words we were saying. We'Re just like if somebody said an insult right. If you already said something like hey man, you BK, it was like. It was like bad kid right. Oh it was, we would just cut it whatever they were saying in terms of bad words right like insults. Yes, it would copy everything and we had no idea what any of the words meant, not even a singular one right, so we were just kind of what they were saying and one that I realized. I was like man. These are. These are really bad words and I just stopped saying them, but it was so bad because I had no idea, but then it's part of your fiber right I mean everybody in Quebec, will say: oh well, everybody would say everybody, everybody's, French, Canadian, that's oh man! He is so this word yeah and then you realize my gosh stuff and you go to not you go to South Carolina. Stop cussing now stop cussing! Oh because we need a lot of South Carolina. Wow, hey! You know what they're they're getting their money's worth today. You know you're getting a lot of out of it right now I mean we didn't. Even we didn't even have to dig no, but this. This is wonderful. Like honestly, like honestly, it's just more than what I was uh lash is very pleasurable for me to see you work. Oh, I appreciate it. If you don't win, what are you an agricultural scientist? Oh okay, let me stop you right here. He has not gotten a singular job in his entire life that actually uses that degree. Okay, he's he's just he just waves, his paper around, like the sort of scientists from like rocket okay. He has not got a singular instance of a Java that that uses that degree but keep talking. I'M gon na hear it correct you, but oh wow. I love this. I'M getting entertained like I feel like. Oh man, that's why I love my job um, I'm actually as an animal scientist, the exact words and my start of my career, my first four years: designing and marketing at Pet Foods really yeah dog food. Oh, that's where I met his mother, oh okay, yeah and then from there I left to go into Pharmaceuticals, oh yeah, and then what happened. Then I met you. Oh and you met Felix, and then that was that was the beginning right there and then and then and then we lost the coolest house in the neighborhood, which is by the way, still the coolest house in the entire neighborhood and they were broke. Oh really yeah real broke, it doesn't matter, look at us today. I know right, I'm doing better. I mean this is the only room in this house too. You know like we're pretty we're struggling here. You know I have to park a block away because there's not even a driveway, no no backyard. Oh we can't. We don't talk about that yeah, but um. I ended up because you're in food science right - and this is the big thing which you'll hear punky um - has a lot to do with food right. I mean I'm in a okay, so yeah. I ended up working for a company that makes food. That'S called um. A nicer Bush, oh yeah, beer, oh, I worked for a beer company at the end at the end. Wait. But but you were in a food not not no, no, but because it's the same chemistry, oh okay, and what happens is that you don't end up doing chemistry. We don't end up baking, the beer. You end up working in the beer business. Oh, I got you. Okay, because there's you still use wheat right, uh hops, no hops, it makes the mix to mix the flavor yeah. Then I got hired over there. I I worked there with him. It was a disaster. Oh that's true! He worked for you. Oh, you did that's true, but then I branched out. I landed this uh a janitor job and I didn't really need him anymore. I didn't have to deal with his [ __ ] anymore. I just and it just janited around by myself. He did come with his brother wow, it's a very dangerous environment to make beer. Is it it's extremely dangerous because it produces CO2, yeah, okay, and these guys would go into the areas where the beer was being stored, but those areas were closed. So I didn't use any CO2, it would land, because CO2 is heavier than oxygen, so it would Land Oil sick, it would sit and then you'd breathe out, and then you get a three percent you're you're dead or or maybe that might have triggered his brain and Uh, oh no I'll, just open up a little bit. Oh no! I got one one time uh. I said story before and we're working under the tanks, because we were uh we're scripping, a rot right, like beer rot wow, and I had since I I was a bit like shorter. I was wearing this like this. This suit right, it's like almost like a hazmat suit, yeah and basically my respirator. I was all I was like this. You know whenever your neck is like in like that yeah and I because I had to scrape down and then I kept breathing and I had my my pseudo Monitor and then that thing started beeping like like red on words like you're dying and I'm like. Oh, my God, I'm think I'm dying, so I run out of the room. I like scroll through open the door and I start running down the hallways right because I'm like I need to go, get oxygen right, yeah, but I was so dumb. It was only popping off because I was breathing into the damn thing right. Over and over again I was and you're producing CO2 right, oh and I was just breathing it into the machine until it was beeping that was so dumb man wow man. That scared me, that's insane. Well, you know uh. I actually had a uh like an incident like I don't know. If I talked about this in the first time, I did your hair. I was in Japan, like you know about eight years ago, so I was there to just do some apprenticing. You know learning um how to do this. Uh, uh, Japanese, dry, hair cutting technique and my Sensei was amazing. Actually uh in you know, he's he's. You know. Looking from above us right now, you know yeah he's one of those Stars right now. Looking down, you know uh, but anyways he's amazing, so I was apprenticing him and then uh. While I was uh taking a little break across the street from this building. There was this uh smoke coming through and I was like hmm that doesn't look like a fog going through and there is no fog like where I was in Okinawa and it was during broad day like hot humidity, and I just trickled outside, like hmm, okay, this Smells like burning, you know building's on fire: hey. Does this chair go lower by the way it does yeah? Okay, so does it though? Well maybe not? Maybe I I should have bought my heels today, see so um, so yeah and Okinawa. Have you been? No? No! No, no, oh, it's amazing place. I recommend you going so smoke. You know the smoke is coming through and then I look over. I'M like Oh, my wolf wow, this old man like shorter than me, bringing these um tanks of gas outside this electronical manufacturing, uh uh. Building and I'm over there looking, I can't let this guy do this, but he's in his like you know, mid 70s, you know maybe 80s. You know this. Oh man, like shorter than me, I'm like, ah to the to the point where I kind of had a flash life go through my uh. You know right in front of my face and said: are you just gon na walk away from this or are you just gon na go and save this man, and I really thought okay, I'm gon na go, do it. I may die like I really. I went to that moment. Oh it went through that moment and so then I go in. I had to go see him, you know so I ran in I'm telling the guy say: hey, you know what like building you could rebuild. Let'S just get out of here and then he was like he's like no, no, no, no, no there's a kindergarten preschool above our building. I need to get this out or the whole building's gon na blow up. True story like so then I'm thinking whole, and this is before my daughter too so like imagine. If I had a dollar I would have, would have been even more Superman than I was then, but so then I was like okay, you know what? Let'S do it? Let'S get these out if we were getting these uh per paintings, you know one by one. You know they weigh like you know. They weigh like 30 40 50 pounds. You know big boys and uh. I think we got about four or five tanks out each, and once we name for that last one, you know we got one and we turned boom like oh yeah, by the way that why we were talking about is because the CO2 like the gas, like I I'Ve started kind of getting a little Daisy, you know dizzy a little bit and then we churned we bringing this last one together boom like almost not to throw or you know, to our hands. If we felt that uh that that force of explosion, I said you know what let's go and then seriously we got the surge of energy like you know how we all have this like energy right, superhuman power inside of us when we need it um. So we got out like you know it was now it now now. Did you see fire coming out like leaking through all the windows, and I said you know what like just go as far as you can I'm gon na run upstairs to this building to see what was you know to see if the kids were still up there? I'M knocking on the door and I'm freaking out. You could feel the heat because you know like maybe it's. The heat is just intense yep knocking, knocking, knocking screaming yelling, get out get us uh the building's on fire, this next door, building uh our next door to to this preschool. She comes, I said, what's going on, why are you knocking on the door so hard? There'S a fire next door, she's like oh, they went on a field trip um. There was nobody in there. So then I felt so relief and I told the lady hey: let's go. We need to get out of here, uh we we got, we got, you know. We left but okay, so you know two two looking out on a funny side of story now, uh, so everything's, all good. You know yeah the building, you know caught fire and then it's um you know, went into like skeletons. You know it was just like the the structure uh. So we get outside, you know, um the news crew comes and then the old man's getting interviewed, because at that time I already went back to the salon, and I was telling my uh my uh. The story he's like no way man, you, you saved that old man. I was like what do you? What would you have done he's like? I would have done the same thing: man, congrats dude. So then um, you know the reporters like pointing at the salon window right because we're looking through it and he's like that, the old man she's like that guy that guy and I'm like, come on out so then uh at the time my parents were back at Okinawa they were, they were living there and then so then I I called it right away. It'S like hey, Mom, I'm gon na be on TV. You know like go on channel, like whatever you know, Channel 10 or whatever I'm gon na be going there live. Can you record it? I want to see so then you know like I'm talking and I'm fluent, I'm actually from Okinawa. So I'm a local there at heart, oh yeah, so I speak Japanese fluently and uh. So the funny part, my mom calls me after the whole interview. She goes, Cooney don't be offended, but but but just you know finish, your work come back in and I'll show you the the recording. So then we go back. I go back home right and then mom's like you know, just just don't get offended turn it on. I'M eating my you know, rice, you know with fish or whatever you know and I'm joining, and here it comes. You know like. Oh I'm saving. You know this building, you know subtitle whatever did this hairdresser whatever and I go, I come alive and then I'm talking in Japanese, they put a full-on uh subtitle. Underneath me I'm like do I sound Foreigner now she's like Cooney? I guess they think that you're, an American you're Americanized now Cooney, I'm like, oh no, so they fall. I put a subtitle on me and I'm speaking, Japanese I'm like so did this reporter not understand a word I was saying like what's. I was like whatever man, but I still love Okinawa, but are there different dialects of Japanese? Yes, there is, but I'm from there yeah yeah, I'm a local there. I speak their language. You know I speak to their dialect because if you want to freak out, do it across the United States? Oh yeah, oh my God. The difference! Oh, you know my wife was accents, are just Inc yeah, it's incredible. We travel a lot and um. You know and yeah yeah you sound like you. You definitely better. You know been around. You know, uh. My wife was actually uh enjoying her time with uh. Her grandma her mom and her sisters, they went to Tennessee for a week. I I got to experience the whole single dad life thing you know like uh, like you know, take my daughter to school. Make lunch. You know all that stuff. You know pick her up. Go to work in between come back and uh, so she was in Tennessee and uh. You know we stayed in touch, you know every day. You know she sent me messages. She goes hey babe. They think I'm a celebrity over here. I'M like why, because she she's, like you, know like you know, we have an accent here. I'M like I'm, like, oh man, you on your own country, you're like well, obviously they're in Tennessee. That'S a country. You know the country music, Central she's, like yeah. You know.