Hair Stylist Reacts To 5-Minute Crafts Hair Hacks (Part 2)

Hi people, it's me welcome back to mine, welcome, welcome back before we get into the video let's get into the tea, the tea being my hair, so I haven't gotten fixed, so y'all have to get used to the the cap situation and my makeup uh-huh. It'S not really my skintone, you see, I got a bunch of packages for me to try for corporations and collaborations and before I like to take on corporations I like to test the product for a month before I'm like okay, I'm gon na promote you, because many Of the times the product end up becoming disappointments. Nonetheless, so we'll get there we're back into the hair situation. I am feeling in the mood of being triggered so we're gon na watch some five-minute crafts. I mean we have established that this is more of a comedy eye. A SM are rather than an actual life tip things, so we're gon na take a look at it together. You know people, let me I'm unstable that way. So how do I do this? I need to record the screen alright, so that is the screen. Oh I'm in my English accent mode today, so just in case you're wondering no, I don't have the Madonna's wonderful. The best hair hack starts, obviously with burning up your hair. You know it is an act like you, don't need a scissor to cut your hair, just like burn it all off or what I like to do is a chemical cut. You don't know what that is all right. Let me tell you they'll see, I'm revealing the situation. There was a time I went blonde like regularly I'm crazy, and I am aware that once I have lifted this hair to a certain point I would say, like hair can be lifted three times. You know bleaching. That'S another word for it, so I usually lift my hair for about like twice in order for me to get the lift that I need, because I am a natural level 3. But that says nothing to you. It'S okay and what I do is I bleach my hair and then I bleach it again and what I do is because I'm just like crazy. I just like put bleach all over this, and what that does is everything that is pre bleached now just like falls off that's called a chemical cut. I could do a hair hack on that one too. How about I make like useless hair hacks 5-minute styles? I would be feeling in the mood for let's move on now. This is the said strangulation. So this this is slice the music very super. Mario. Let me just put it down a little bit. Oh, that's a cute hat! Okay. We could appreciate that one. Can we the thing is: I need your expertise here now, because I'm an unstable stylist and at some point in my career, I kind of like turn away all of the things that I don't like doing, which is everything except bleaching. I love bleaching. It makes me so happy it's just like it's like the process. You see it. You know like for me, like braiding and all that [ __ ]. Nobody got time for that, because it's just so much effort and when she home or when she want to wash your hair the next time it's gone. Like you, don't see my signature, you know my footsteps in the sands of time, like Beyonce says what was the lyrics again. My footprints on the sands of time was that a good Beyonce fresh don't come for me. I am NOT Beyonce. Okay, the closest thing to I'll ever be it to an icon is to be pac-man. Oh yes, oh here we go again with the egg with beer. Oh didn't we see this one in my last reaction. Did they just refill mitt [ __ ] was Nana nananana nanana nanana Nana [ __ ]? Did you see that she eaten he put beer in his hair with an egg and they kind of just like dried it and left it on? Let me tell you people what happen. I don't have to tell y'all. We all know that eggs kind of like they get rotten and there's even that saying, smells like rotten eggs. So what you're basically doing and creating a compost machine up in your head? Maybe he is friendly to the environment in the saying of. Let me breathe some bacteria cause. Those are living creatures too. Let me think, with killing bacteria, be against animal rights where bacteria are not animals. They'Re microbes, ok, guard move on well they're living species no way. Oh, the burning: it's not a click bit: okay, okay, okay, okay, and let me tell you something: let me this is guy, I'm gon na top serious, I'm moving into this middle of the screen. Okay, I have met hair stylists that burn hair. I have met it. Both times you know they burned, hair with bleach and they burn hair with a candle. It'S a very controversial topic. First of all, it smells nasty. That'S just my statement, its second of all, it does work. One has proven me wrong and was just like Michael look at this situation. I'M like okay, I appreciate your situation, but she also doing it with a married man and has accepted wait for it. I don't know how to do this: how to translate this into English, because this is such a German sentence, the German sentence ago each have invested Susie, Alice unfed. I have my daily society, that's the best thing I can, because some German sentence you just can't translate into English when she confronted him on him being a married man or not. He did not say yes, he just said I have you know my life, in other words, so I was like girl. You took that as an excuse to my point. She has impaired judgement and you know leave it to Mike you reacting on here and start discussing like boy last that, but but my point is this: whatever the situation is she been sticking it with the married man and the married man gave her that social living Status as an excuse and [ __ ] accepted it. My point being, if you accept that as an excuse from your man, then I don't think your judgment when it comes to hair is really the one I want to follow. Then again, I have some questionable judgments about life. Maybe my hair things are not really want to follow the point being back to burning hair. If you decide to burn your hair, don't do it yourself because there is technique in order how to do it properly or not. You'Re gon na end up, like like my friend over here, she recently got her braids removed. Regina euro, see that's not cute. That situation is like it could just blow up; okay, admit it. That was like fake hair extensions, but this was gon na happen to y'all when you burn your hair and you don't know how to do it so moving on, let's move on to the next one, I talk too much people, I'm sorry for that. Oh she's, taking off her clothes, don't take off your clothes. Your mom are gon na. Tell you bring shame to fat. What was the heck go back? Okay, she be drying her hair. She get naked, oh! So, that's kind of like to dry your hair. I'Ve heard that that a t-shirt is very helpful with curly hair. I have many curly-haired friends and then they do that and apparently it's better than a towel. I don't know, try it out y'all, because she she Blair Waldorf for the cheap. Oh no hon say: what are you be doing there, you better all and she did a role in hair spray. This is with five-minute crap. I cannot deal with it. They assume everyone has a spray bottle. Yes, I do possess the straight ball right, underneath my beautiful Phalaenopsis orchid, but that's just because I need to spray this [ __ ]. She um no baby you're, not a [, __ ]. She she a cute [ __ ] though, but she only likes distilled water and when I take water out the tenshi, but now the chlorine I got time for that. Maybe she had a little situation with an x-men having funky spunk. If you know what I'm saying and their spunk taste like glory, boys y'all expect people to swallow. Don'T eat nasty! Oh! It'S like suffocating in a pool child. This is not about this reaction anymore. Okay, come on go on girl spray bottle see. This is so Mikey. You know talking about spray bottles and not becoming about sucking Buch insane hacks for your smile. How did this turn into like a beauty hack? Well, what happened to the hair, though go back? Oh okay, you sleep with the rolled hair in and it becomes. Volume makes sense, but you would have a dent everywhere there. So maybe that's not the cutest thing. The cutest thing would be to roll one up here and that helps most all right. We'Re going teeth, bleaching, strawberries and toothpaste. You see I read somewhere in Cosmopolitan magazine while hours on the toilet, I was 12 and Catherine zeta-jones, allegedly brush her teeth with strawberries in order to make her teeth white and that helps. Let me stop this one, because this is important and I did that and many and my teeth fell very bad after that, and I had sensitivity, so I'm assumed and it didn't even bleach my teeth. So Catherine, I don't know if that's true Cosmopolitan magazine, I don't know what y'all been [ __ ], but that was that didn't work. Okay, and this looks like baking, soda and lime. Nobody don't do that. People don't do that. I don't know like why this is gon na be perpetuated. This is so wrong. Oh here we go going into Kiwis. How did this from a hair hack? They just kind of stipple everything together, I'm not gon na brush my teeth with Kiwi girl and not with bananas. Moving on, oh, this is chewing gum, you're chewing your gum. You swallowed honey voila. So it's a chewing gum with soda, which has been linked to teeth rotting and post Photoshop. You got white teeth hunting. What did it look like? She swallowed the gum dark armpits it. Where is the hair hack? This has turned into beauty hacks, how I would smile? What is that she made her own white stripe, baking, soda toothpaste. I know what that's gon na get you it's gon na, get you some HBO up in your head. Cuz you're gon na be receiving some information up there, Hollywood smile. What does that even mean? Now? It it's like to me a Hollywood smiles, a fake one like hey, oh, my god, you look so cute. It makes us excellent that badge that ho I hate her. She stole my man and I'll he's that she slept with the director and got the job. You know that's what she did allegedly mm-hmm. You didn't hear what he takes it in the bag. Sometimes, oh! Yes, no! No! I'M not with the male they're right there with a hi girl. Oh my Lovejoy recent movie. That'S all! I would smile now we're back to the hair hags. Oh I get it, I get it. I get it. So if you do that, you can pull the tissue okay. I appreciate it appreciate it. So this is no longer hair hack, video honey. Why you put your hand in cold water? It'S gon na make your nails do like that baby powder? Are you sure it's unscented, because you don't want scented, [, __ ] up on your lid? Oh, she did the three highlight because Kincaid did the three canto [ __ ]. What are you trying would not be amazing in that room where they get all of these ideas? Well, last night I saw this video of Kim Kardashian doing her contouring. Oh yes, it was this video when she got annoyed by Jaclyn hill. You know that girl now that sells rotten lipsticks, allegedly well. She went in number three with her contour. So how about we do another three with the highlight: that's how it looked like in that. Sorry, boardroom, why am I so angry? Oh bye? This is not a beauty hack, video. This is a hair hack, video, any more hair hacks. I can see in this one, because if I were to do like beauty hacks, I would name this. Video unstable stylist reacts to beauty. Hacks you want. Do you want to see that video [ __ ]? What? What? What'S that girl supposed to do like cool your hair together? So you can chop it on top of where the glue hardens? No? No, no! No! They need to watch this again, I'm out I'm out the only time glue is supposed to be on hairs when you do in extensions, and usually that happens in very controlled movements somewhere up here and not with a glue gun. You know just like going like that. Like how did you get to this idea, if you liked this video, please give it a thumbs up? 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