Asmr- Worst Reviewed Hair Stylist ✂️
- Posted on 08 November, 2019
- Hair Styling
- By Anonymous
Hi everyone I hope you enjoyed todays video!! This video was a Part 2/Remake of my original hair stylist rp! (all jokes in this video were for the role-play)
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Who are you? The goodwill is down the street if you're looking for that you're the 3:15. Well, it's 3:20 you're five minutes late. First of all, and usually I don't like, when my clients are late, it's a luxury, hair salon. You do know. We have five stars on Yelp rate, okay, what is your name, so I can put you in our checking list. You have to think how to spell your name. So this is our check-in list. Okay, you see it. We have famous people that come here. You'Ve been waiting two months for this reservation. How do you spell your last name? I'M just gon na be your first name, because I can't even bother to write down that name, because it's so freakin long. Okay, thank you sent to. You are a first time customer wait. You'Ve been here before oh you're, the one who I gave up a 90s mullet do welcome back. I missed you so much so let me just put in your information into our computer system again because we did website, so we have a new, so I'm just gon na need your name with Gmail, okay, only old people and boomers Yahoo. So what kind of look you want pains? I can do bangs, but since we do out mostly rich housewives that coming in and get their haircut done? Okay, so let me start giving you your bangs so damaged my gosh. What'S that disease that the dogs get where there's like bugs in their hair, you know rabies, your hair is so damaged, so I'll put this and Ziploc baggie for you to go and you can find somewhere to donate it. No, it's not even cutting through like please. Never come back to this. Oh my gosh, honestly, I might just get you a bus guy, because you're gon na want to regrow your hair. Are you going with the bus guy? You don't care. Do me to shave off your eyebrows too, because they look disgusting. I'M just gon na spray a little more dry shampoo to give your hair a little more life. I got a little on your. I am so sorry, it's all dead. It looks like roadkill to be honest, like if I saw this on the side of the road. I would think it's roadkill honestly you're getting meat and emotions with this error. It looks like you, okay. I feel like I'm missing some of your here. Let me just get some right here. Your eyebrows are so tempting to be shaven because they are so uneven. I'M so sorry baby, but they're down to on who gets tattooed eyebrows Wow, it's honestly coming together. To be honest, my gloves are literally like oil slick, I'm kind of disgusted right now and discuss it with you. You need to keep up with your hair treatment. Do a hair mask do something it's giving me anxiety. It'S not even cutting through, like I'm almost at the point they're giving up, but it's okay, so we're almost dying up. I'M just gon na touch up your hair, a little bit more and then so. Let'S eat machine on a paper. Can update so see you next time.
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_Decccember _: “You can blink once in a while” but mannequin said gotta keep an eye out for selener
Anna Caporale: "you know you can blink once in a while." - Dean says to the Mannequin
silver: "ooh, your eye's turning white," "lemme fix that for you" *touches my freaking **_eyeball_*
Sophia: Nobody: Literally Nobody: Dean: *Directly sprays the dry shampoo on “her” eye* Also Dean: “Oh, Sorry I got some in your eye”
Nicole Lojek: “ the goodwill is down the street” Me, who thrifts: ♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️
Teafall Bliss: Deans mannequin looking traumatized emotionally for 18 minutes straight
elly rene: “You’re hair is so dead” “Do you want to donate this hair?” You can’t donate dead hair
Monte Monkey: I love how he's just roasting the shit out of her and she's just sitting there with a blank expression
Chishiya’s Partna: Deans haircut place: George Washington James Charro Trisha Paytas Mario bedescu Shane Dawson Hellen Keller Stormi James Charles Jojo - *siwawa* Jeffree Starrr I LOST IT
The Best: "no offence but take offence" Dean 2020
softy: Dean: these are skinny legend gloves Gloves: *still bigger than his hands* Me: a mega skinny legend
ÂestheticŠushiッ: George Washington James Churro Trisha Paytas Mario Bedescu Shane Dewson Hellen Keller Stormi Jamie Charle Jo-Jo Siwawa Jeffree Starrr
JuneBug: **looks at hair** “I’m sorry, I didn’t know it snowed last night.”
Micah Elizabeth: When he said “only boomers use yahoo” Karen felt that
saylor!: “we have famous people that come here” *hellen keller has entered the chat* *george washington has entered the chat*
Abigayle Tracy: "It looks like you washed your hair in mcdonald's fry grease," THAT SENT ME BAHAHA
Emi ♡: Dean: “what’s the disease that dogs have with the bugs in their hair” Me: well it might be lic- Dean: rabies! Me:
Dal Niente: What is my decapitated taxidermied old head doing at this salon?
One Minute ASMR: 10 seconds in and I'm already laughing "The goodwill is down the street"
swag monke: “your last name is so long.” my last name: four letters
Averie Puffer: Dean: I'm just gonna put these gloves on because I don't want termites on my hands Me: there's termites in people's hair!?!?
Alivia Paige: When he put hairspray on “us” love that he literally sprays it on our face completely 6:07-6:12
Aidan Koh: Dean: *cuts every strand of hair from mannequin's head* Mannequin: -dies inside-
msgirleverest: At 9:10 I almost screamed "TOO SHORT NOOOO!!" When he cut the bangs.
Lily: "I'm gonna be spraying this on your hair" *sprays directly into eyeballs
Life with MCAA: “You know you can blink once in awhile” I would if I wasn’t scared you were gonna find a way to make fun of my eyelids
ava: I like how he took off my body so i can see what hes doing. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Stars
k a t e !: “the goodwill is down the street..” LMAOOO DEAN YOU NEVER FAIL ME
scrawnyfucker: “Ooh your eye is turning white” I actually laughed so hard at this for some unknown reason :’)
Genesis: Let’s just take a moment to appreciate Dean’s fabulous list and writing like boi it’s grand!
Jazmin Fox: “I’m just going to wright your first name because I can’t even bother to wright your last name because it’s so frickin long” Me: ...my last name has 3 letters.
LoserLyah: I thought you were gonna say “good” after se said she wasn’t gonna donate her hair
Carolyn: “We have famous people that come here” George Washington
Ernesto Corpuz: Dean was like "It is what it is" And I'm like"Frick this things I'm out!"
salmee monise: Dean: “only boomers use yahoo” My mom:
M. Slade: "Your hair is so dead and damaged that the bangs didn't work" Hahahahahahaha I'm done!
Maddy Patty: "You can blink once in a while" Mannequin:
olive: When he was putting on the gloves it triggered me but not in a good way. I completely hate that kind of rubber sound, but I love his ASMR
Salem Rose: “Jo-jo Siwawa”
jesus baby: [My full name is 17 letters long] Him: “yeah I whon't even bother typing something that long” Me: :(
Amanda Zimmerman: We have a five star yelp review.... Gets dry shampoo in eye and blinds her.
One Minute ASMR: Worst reviewed hair stylist but Best reviewed asmrtist
asmrsounds: That bottle tapping with gloves was EVERYTHING!!! PLEASE. MORE.
magsophie: Dean is like the only Asmr artist that gives me full on tingles
xvtoucxn: When he said, 'these are gucci scissors'.... I said to myself: 'WELL MY HAIR IS GUCCI'.
TSA Gaming: “Deans Haircut Place” 1:15pm Customer : SHANE DEWSON
e aguilar: 10:42 dean: what’s that disease that dogs get when there’s like bugs in their hair me: umm i think it’s mange- dean: rabies me: yes rabies
luminarism: Ok. I was laughing so much whole time. Surgery gloves, face expressions, that mannequin... thanks for making me a better day.
Asock Withholes: The change from “The goodwill is down the street” to “oh! That’s you! Welcome back, I missed you so much!” G i r l
Allegra Armadillo: I was screaming at my phone when you said bangs weren’t “in style” bc I got bangs and I was so mad
brookerolo66: This is the sassiest hair stylist ever... and I love that
Vivienne Therese: "You know you can blink once in a while" I love your videos sooo much and this is one of my very favorites
Tc: Ok i’m so confused at this but 1) dean is unreal naturally gorgeous, 2) i got asmr and fell asleep even tho i was having low key anxiety for the doll taking the physical & mental beatdown , 3) i woke up to dummy being bald and her talking about how she looked flawless and i laughed and rewatched and then showed my daughter 4) then we both subbed... PERFECTION!!!
Misty Swish: Never have I ever seen dean be sassy he’s so nice and kind
gen -: _"james churro"_
Ciara W: The part when he cuts the bangs had me rolling oh Dean, your videos always kill me
Duck: Hey I love the video dean you have helped with so much, recently my mom passed away and you’ve helped me with your funny videos so thank you
Bella Duschen: Y’all commenting quotes like we didn’t hear what he said
shaniquee: I never laughed so much in a asmr before
gib me cake: “helen keller” man i bet she thought she looked stunning.
harmoney seddon: 20:42 I FOR REAL THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO KISS THAT DOLL LMAO
AmericanHorror Storyandmore: As a hairstylist we get upset when you’re late because it sets us back for the whole day with our other clients some stylists will take you still some will not
Mangos: “I love when my clients are respectful” Also dean: eww ugly brows
• ur local: I love this out of body hair cutting experience thank you my good sir
KawaiiPinkPunkStar: God, this was relaxing as hell
Blue Valkyrie: Your voice puts me to sleep because it just brings about major peace and relaxation. Would love another haircut video with more hair brushing and maybe a nice hairdresser ? Lol
Zhani Franklin: "your eye is turning white" well you literally sprayed shampoo straight in her eye ball♀️♀️
PulpyOrangeJuice: "The goodwill is down the road, if you're looking for that..." My bones... aaahhhhhhh
0ver th1nker: Can we talk about his PERFECT eyebrows
IconicallyHer: Dean: *waves hand in front of mannequin head* “You know you can blink once in a while.” HAHAHAHAHA
Kerry Hollands: 14:07 he really said "i love when my clients are respectful" i died
Bahliznit: “Your hair is so damaged” “You have so much dandruff in your hair” My heart sank a little both times because I actually thought he was calling me out for a quick second
Wholesome Slab Of Tofu: “The good will is down the street if your looking for that...” I started dying lol
tess: TIMESTAMPS 0:00- 0:42- “welcoming” and scolding you for being late 0:42- 2:41- signing you in {writing triggers, typing, and of course giving us a good smackdown} 2:42- 3:26 talking, telling us to go to the waiting room 3:27- 4:34 talking, putting on gloves {rubber glove triggers} 4:35- 6:12 talking, dry shampoo {tapping on bottle, shaking bottle, spraying} 6:13- 8:31 talking, brushing out hair {tapping brush, rubbing bristles, brushing hair} 8:32- 15:31 the haircut! talking {tapping on scissors, snipping sounds, cutting hair} 15:32- 16:06 more dry shampoo {tapping on bottle, spraying, *glove sounds, some quick mouth sounds} 16:07- 19:46 haircut again {scissors, talking} 19:47- 20:23 shaving your hair off {shaving sounds, talking} 20:24- 21:13 talking, showing finished product {some glove sounds?} 21:13- 22:02 saying goodbye {some paper triggers, talking} 22:03- 22:17 “doll” talking about how much they love the haircut
Leo Fates ASMR: Everytime you sprayed stuff into our eyes I literally died laughing
J G: Idk this didn't calm me at all but made me just laugh about how he continually roasts the mannequin Iconic
K C: this is actually the funniest asmr please do more rude roleplay a
Tofu Kitty Cat: Me:*Has a short lastname* Him: *ThAtS ToO LOnG AnD I DoN'T WaNT To TYpE It*
Emma.Beganovic: “What is that disease that the dogs get like bugs in their hair?” “Do you know?” “Rabies” “yOu hAvE RaBiEs” 10:43
low blow: Dean: I don't wanna use any good products on you. Also Dean: **Uses Gucci scissors to cut hair**
alistair: You should’ve done “Jorge Washingmachine” instead of just George Washington
x x: ur so funny i cant sleep watching this cuz i keep laughing
Pinkity Pink: “You like Kat Von D? Well we actually vaccinate our children” THAT HAD ME DEAD
0bese Puthy: The gloves make the tapping so good
Mazie Sakamaki: Your writing is so neat
Emma Smith: when he brought the mannequin out i died when we waved around it’s eyes “you could blink every once and a while”
ur mom nikki: dean: roasting tf outta the doll the doll: *straight face and staring into another clients soul*
syd: ive never laughed at an ASMR video but this made me pee my pants lmaoooo
• Xcupid •: 10 seconds in and I already wanna throw hands u really good at this XD
Sasha Strumpf: Dean : I don't feel like using expensive products on you Her : ️ ️ I felt that
val: i fell asleep like a baby when his mama sings lullaby’s to it very relaxing, #mama
grac3: “Good will is down the street” LMAO not even a minute in and I’m already getting verbally abused
Samurai Da Guy: I love how on 15:52 he purposely sprayed dry shampoo in her eye
aether: Dean's Haircut Place George Washington 12:00 pm James Churro 12:15 pm Trisha Paytas 12:30 pm Mario Bedescu 1:00 pm Shane Dawson 1:15 pm Hellen Keller 1:30 pm Stormi 2:00 pm Jamie Charle 2:15 pm Jo-Jo Siwawa 2:30 pm Jeffree Starrr 3:00 pm
Sehun needs more lines 'till the sundown: This is the first rude ASMR roleplay that makes me _actually_ wanna fight a bitch ᕦ(ò_óˇᕦ) Haha ily Dean!
emilymayx: Dean- ‘I’m just going to touch up your hair’ *proceeds to shave off most of the hair* me- cries
M Ldn: I laughted too hard when he cut the bangs
Sara Zivkovic: lol im laughing so bad rn what an idol ♥️
auriliixia: lol I LOVE how Dean added George Washington to the name list Good Job Dean
Emma.Beganovic: When he said disgusting he did that thing with his hand Love that