Twist Out On Curly Hair

So y'all remember how PE teachers use to make you run the Milan Elementary School. Well boy, do I have a story for you, so I was out on the field running my second lap and my stomach started hurting because my mom decided to buy McDonald's for breakfast. So I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and that ass Trump gorilla looking said. No, so I just kept running and prayed to Michael Jackson that it would go away, saw him on my third lap and I have to fart and on God I pulled Anessa Barrett. So much came out that I could literally make a four-course meal with it and a chocolate fountain for dessert. I was about to cry. Obviously I wasn't gon na tell my teacher that I myself so I just said I felt like I was gon na throw up. So I go to the clinic literally holding my hands on my ass, so nobody would see my when I get to the clinic. The nurse tells me to sit down, but in my head I'm like if I sit down your chair, is gon na. Look like the chocolate River from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, so I just lean on the wall until my mom comes to pick me up when I stand up off the wall to go to the bathroom, my is smeared on the wall and the nurse looks at It and she's like what the was that you and I was like hell no and I run to the bathroom and my whole ass had on it. And when my mom picked me up, I started crying because she asked what smelled like dog and she thought she stepped in something, and I had to tell her it was my ass