Patrick Bateman Haircut
- Posted on 15 December, 2022
- Short Hair
- By Anonymous
I haven't gotten a cut in around a year, so it made me look. I heard you're the taper King, but you know just don't no taper, please up massage me bro. I look like a villager from Shrek. Oh my God, it's blonde! Lord Firefly! I want my Fiona: I've never seen Shrek, so you don't get it bro nah, bro nah. This is actually the character all the time I was at a barber shop by the time I walked out like it was actually a bobcat. I look like a 40 year old woman and then he smashed my ass. He borderline fingers and I was like uh you. You can't do that. I haven't seen you in like four months and this is what you do show the jawline girl Jesus Christ. Have you seen a jawline, this sharp? That'S like that's absurd cold! So what happens when you get short hair? We got the matte styling paste, some of that Lance magic, oh wow! What texture, yeah bro get a wide tooth comb. I'M telling you don't ask where to get it, just look up wide tooth comb on Amazon. It'S not rocket science!
Comments
Aaron Anand: Cool. Now let's see Paul Allen's haircut.
Pvrple: Bro looked like Patrick Bateman for a sec
vic tib: Pov:you're the most underrated youtuber ever
Anonymous User: That boi jawline sharper than a razor edge
Ruben Dzw: where did you get the comb?
le fu: Thats a hella fine haircut but with ain't no way i am showing this video to my barber. This dude told his whole life story and left nothing to the imagination
Elijah: "Some people compare hip to be square to Elvis Castello" - Patrick bateman
🔥adriannd🔥: The exact first moment when they showed the finished haircut I thought it was actually Patrick Bateman sitting in that chair
Bean memes: Bro looks like xqc and Ludwig had a child
slim shirry 404: "Hace you ever seen a jawline this sharp?" I have seen sharper Chamber's jawline for valorant
El Gravital: YEEEEES, the editing, the memes, all on point
Gina Harley: bro i stumbled onto this thinking it would be a regular haircut vid but this is top tier stuff
Unknown AlphA: went from villain to hero
Unauthroized Homosapien: The goffy ayh jokes here got me dead XD
10sers: Bro was enjoying the cut to much
Kiko: my man can do the sigma emote from now on
Tu Vieja: "i look like a villager from Shrek"
nigaming: this is the first short im seeing from this channel and i’m already confident enough to say this channel is so fucking good
jannie: he looks soooo good
𝔸rielle: He went from a 3 to a 12 real fast
paloma raizen: hes a funny one
greg: XQC looking fresh
iori: Me on my way to buy a wide tooth comb online: ♂️
Biggest Bird: "have you seen a jaw line this sharp" have you seen an anorexic person
Matthew Legates: Neat to see someone rockin MVVC gear
H.A: "Hip to be square a song so good-"
tommy griffin-boyd: Patrick Bateman the second right there
bredtheman: where’d you get that wide tooth comb?
Juan Wick: Went from Lord Farquad to Giga Chad Shrek real quick
tr. mateo music: Went from He-man to Steve Roger's
Worzonegod: Patrick Bateman over here wondering where his son is This video:
Bostmen: Bro went from brodie to bruce
jojojojosep: Dude looks like every prince villain from Disney movies..
🤍Karissa🤍: “It’s not rocket science” I’m supposed to be finishing homework and accidentally came across this video
Mase Bateman: bro went from xqc to patrick bateman in minutes
James Rule: bro looks like homelander with that cut
wxzvyy: The sound affects
Katharina Harmon: Bro levelled up real fast
Solution DoNe: he roasted himslef in every way possible
Max Agent Gaming: Man looked like real batman
heart beat: The hair dresser needs a new urgent hair cut, honestly I won't let him touch my head with his actual hair cut
Patrick Bateman: He looked like the Patrick Bateman Chad edit
Fire Flood: daamnmnnn turned him from xqc to ludwig reall quock
somethingiguess: Amazon don't deliver where Im from
Fox Fox: He kind of looks like David from Promethues
Nick Petrowski: where do i get one of those wide tooth combs
LEDTooBright: Where do you get a wide tooth comb?
69hoes: You can always have good barber look better
Quckeyalt: He looked like 2 people at one. Patrick Bateman (for one sec) and some other dude from tiktok
- ṕ̵̕i̶̊͝n̴̆̎g̴͆̇a̴͂̌s̴̈́͠ -: where do I get that wide toothed comb?
French Vanilla: He looked like xqc for a second
Omega: bro went from xqc to patrick bateman
¿Ren?: bro looks like patrick bateman
hellb3nt: He look like if qxc,chris evans, and linus techtip had a child
Zion_williamson1: Where can I get one of those combs
Nikola: BROOOO HEE WANTED BRAAAIIIDDS
Skeleman: Bro got the Patrick Bateman cut
luffytaro869: Bro looked like a resident from Ohio for a second
ControlFreak: Where do you get a wide tooth comb
Broly: Me talking to my barber
Spartan Fitness: The people who we’re about to ask lmao
its jello: bro looks like a more masculine XQC
TheLegend34: HIS BARBER DID WHAT???
TangyOnions: Where do I get a wide tooth comb?
krumlukum: Lets see Paul Allen's card.
gabagoo bagaro: this dude funny ash
Manlikekey: Bros literally patrick bateman
PugLif3: 1 year and your hair is like that??
CubingSpeed: underrated af
Texas Sports Highlights: Where do I get a wide tooth comb?
Minato namikaze: Ok so where can i get the wide tooth comb
TheBowLeader: Kinda looks like Homelander
Everybody: Tutorial on wide tooth comb unclear, where do I get it?
Zayah: better before the cut…
Follower: Where can I get that comb?
This guy: Why does he look like American Ronaldo
Thomas A: Where can I get a wide tooth comb??
kittiesaves: he fr ate that up
hemant: Why do you look like the bearded version of Milad Mirg the subway guy
SenseiZen: Hes roastimg himself
Fernando A: Where can I get that comb?
DRAWOLF: Xqc is that you❤️
to fly: This guy looks like the guy of like Mike
Shae Passmore: Where do you get it?
Sajjad Rehmaani: Before haircut I have to return some videotapes.
Wilson Wong: Bro wanted to be in a video so bad
Swas: bro speaking in ai generated sentences
strawbert: BRO BECAME A DIFFERENT PERSON WTF
DevinC: Dudes getting a cut by wolverine
Bob Anderson: My guys got half a jaw
Michael Garcia: Wtf in a year my hair was at my shoulders from bald
Mighty Monke: bro sure is talkative
Patrick bateman: Nice
i like alex wolff: Bro is Patrick Bateman
Jackson Janney: I thought this was xqc for a sec.
Miraz Imtenan: What is the name of this haircut?
Gabriel Herrera: The Mario bros u music
PJ Miller: ay can i get a link to that comb tho?
TrajicTempr: Bro looked better fr
Chubby Llama 🏳️🌈⃠: Where to buy comb?