Baby Shower - Snl
- Posted on 08 May, 2016
- Short Hair
- By Anonymous
A mom-to-be (Brie Larson) learns about "the cut," the haircut that all moms (Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Sasheer Zamata, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones) eventually get. [Season 41, 2016]
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> > OH BURP, CLOTHS, WITH LITTLE DUCKIES ON THEM.. Thank YOU SO MUCH FOR THROWING ME THE BABY SHOWER.. I FEEL SO WELCOMED TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. > > OF COURSE.. So WHEN ARE YOU BECOMING A MOM. > >? My DUE DATE IS JULY 14. > >. No! That'S WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A CHILD. WHEN YOU ARE BECOMING A TRUE MOTHER., YOU KNOW: WHEN ARE YOU > >? When AM I WHAT > > SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE GETTING THE CUT > > THE CUT > > YES. > > THE CUT > >, YOU KNOW THE HAIRCUT THAT ALL MOMS HAVE. > >, LIKE THE SOFT WATER, FALL IN THE FRONT. BUT KNIVES In THE BACK. > >, THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO A FORMAL EVENT, BUT ON THE WAY YOU ARE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. > >, THE SCARED DINOSAUR FROM JURASIC PARK. > > DO N'T. Think THAT LOOK IS FOR ME, > >! That'S WHAT WE ALL THOUGHT. ONE DAY SOMETHING WILL BREAK INSIDE YOU AND YOU KNOW THE TIME HAS COME TO GET CUT. > >. What WAS IT FOR YOU, > >? Well, I WAS GETTING READY TO LEAVE A WEDDING.. All OF A SUDDEN. I THOUGHT I NEED TO TAKE THE CENTERPIECE.. I CAN NOT LEAVE A WEDDING WITHOUT THE CENTERPIECE. > >. Was IT AT THE END OF THE RECEPTION > >? No, I LEFT EARLY BECAUSE I DO N'T LIKE MUSIC.. I TOOK THE CENTERPIECE AND I KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR THE CUT., BUT THE CUT FIND YOU IN DIFFERENT WAYS. NOW. For ME IT WAS MUCH MORE ABRUPT.. I COMPLETELY BLACKED OUT. CAME TO IN THE PARKING LOT OF A MARSHALL'S/HOME GOODS.. Now IN MY HANDS WAS A RUSTIC SIGN THAT JUST SAID THE WORD'' HOME.'' THE NEXT DAY I GOT THE CUT. > >. For ME, IT WAS WHEN I BOUGHT A BIG GLASS. Urn HUGE TAKES UP MY KITCHEN ISLAND.. What DID I PUT IN IT? One CANDLE. > >: WHEN DO YOU LIGHT IT > >, NEVER > >. So YOU ARE TELLING ME THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME SORT OF MAGICAL MOMENT.. Suddenly I AM GOING TO WANT A HAIRCUT THAT IS CURTAINS IN THE FRONT IRON THRONE IN THE BACK > >. No ONE WANTS THE CUT., THE CUT CHOOSES YOU.. For ME, IT HAPPENED WHEN I STEPPED INTO MY BATHROOM. I CLOSED MY EYES AND HEARD THE OCEAN., AND IN THAT MOMENT I KNEW MY BATHROOM MUST BE AN OCEAN.. I NEED LIGHTHOUSES., I NEED SEASHELLS.. I NEED SOAP IN THE SHAPE OF A FLIP-FLOP., > >. Why DO YOU NEED SOAP IN THE SHAPE OF A FLIP-FLOP, >? > HA-HA-HA. SILLY GIRL, SHE SEEKS CLARITY, ONLY THE CUT CAN PROVIDE.. But SOON YOU WILL KNOW. Many THINGS. LIKE BATHROOMS ARE OCEANS, BUT THE KITCHEN IS A FARM. > > UH-HUH. > >, YES, A KITCHEN, ITS WATERING CANS, PICKET FENCES, PIG IN A CHEF'S, HAT., > >. The CUT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.. My DOCTOR TOLD ME I COULD N'T GET PREGNANT UNLESS I HAVE SEX WITH MY HUSBAND., WHICH I WOULD NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL. AND INSTEAD I JUST GOT THE CUT. AND THEN I LOOKED DOWN AND BOOM.. I'M 7 MONTHS PREGNANT. > >. There IS NO WAY THAT THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. > >. Really, THEN ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION.: WHY ARE YOU FOLDING THAT BAG, SO CAREFULLY. > >? So I CAN SAVE IT FOR LATER.. It IS JUST SUCH A NICE BAG., > >. We KNOW. WE GIVE THEM TO EACH OTHER.. I GOT THAT BAG FROM CLAIRE. > >. I GOT THAT BAG FROM HEATHER. > >. I GOT IT FROM BARBARA. > >. There ARE ONLY SEVEN BAGS IN THIS ENTIRE COUNTY. KIND OF LIKE US. Women WITH GOOD TASTE HAVE THE FORESIGHT TO SAVE. > > HI, MOM., >, >, HI, SWEETIE., >, >, SORRY TO INTERRUPT., I'M GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT., > > I'LL FIX YOU A PLATE., > >. It'S ALL RIGHT.! I WILL GET IT MYSELF. > > `` FIX YOU A PLATE, ?'' HE'S NOT EVEN MY SON.. I DID N'T TRUST HIM TO PUT THINGS ON A PLATE AND MICROWAVE IT.. I HAD TO DO IT FOR HIM. > >. A CUT IS UPON US. >, >, NO NO.. I WILL NEVER BE LOOK YOU.. I WILL NEVER HAVE A CHUNKY, HIGHLIGHT. > >. What IS IN MOTION CAN NOT BE UNDONE. SOON. You WILL HAVE THE CUT. AND ALL OF YOUR TANK TOPS WILL SPROUT CAP SLEEVES QUOTES. Will BE INSPIRATIONAL AND MAGNETS HILARIOUS., YOU WILL GO TO THE BEACH, BUT ONLY SHOP., THE CUT., THE CUT., THE CUT. > > WELCOME SISTER > > AHHHH, OH MY GOD., I LOVE THIS.. I LOVE IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM NEEDS: --, A BIG BOWL OF FAKE FRUIT., > >, OOH, YES., >, >, YEAH., OOH., >, >, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, FROM'' SNL, .'',
Comments
ASMR you sleepy?: "There are only 7 bags in this entire county", was my favorite line of the skit. Made me laugh so hard!
sheyla: i would actually pay money to see a horror story about “the cut”
trunphin: This room totally needs a Live. Laugh. Love. sign on the wall.
Jordin Stephens: “She seeks clarity only the cut can provide” lmaooooo
VivaLaPluto: I showed this to my mom because I figured she would find it funny, and she ended up telling me that when I was born she got a similar hair cut and we just ended up staring at each other in silence
Victoria Stang: I finally allowed my husband to throw away some of my gift bags when we moved. It was one of the most painful days of my life. However, he has been instructed to shoot me if I ever mention getting my hair cut like this.
PumpkinMozie: “My doctor told me I couldn’t get pregnant unless I had sex with my husband, which I NEVER have, and NEVER will” hahahahaha best line
supermilkguy: I love Aidy's line reading of "what's in motion cannot be undone."
Kimberly Simpson: i have an anchor in my bathroom and a “farm fresh” sign in my kitchen.... oh no i think it’s time
biohazard429: "Why do you need soap in the shape of a flip flop?" Lol, its for the guests that will never come
Valerie McQueen: When my sister became a mom and get "the cut" it came with a HUGE dose of self-righteousness and neurosis. Yep a Karen has been born.
Skau: Here in Europe, that cut is known as “The American Linda”
Tarielka Roldán: The fact that they're not looking at her while speaking makes it better, like they're brainwashed
Blaise Winterhalter: I love Kate lmao "THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN BAGS...."
Christian Conniff: "I woke up in the parking lot of a Marshalls HomeGoods, holding a rustic, yet simple sign..."
Fandom Trash: “What’s in motion cannot be undone” why was that such a profound line
Gradiator: The need to make one for dads called "The Gut"
Billy Everyteen: My mom saves gift bags, and she hates it when I ask her for one that's going to a non-family member because she knows she's not getting that bag back.
Michael Ian Wilken: "The bathroom is an ocean but the kitchen is a farm"
songbird 64: Alternate title: Brie Larson desperately tries to avoid becoming a Karen for 5 minutes straight
MexItalian: My mom became a mom when she went into a Michael's and bought a sign that says "my family is messy and loved" She literally got the cut a week later and still has it.
susie: God, the bag thing is so true. When I was a kid, my friends and I circulated through the same 5 gift bags for years because our moms would be like, "Save it, it can be used again!" We called it the Sisterhood of the Travelling Gift Bag.
veggiesaremurder: Sending this to my sister. I'd send it to my mom, but she's busy throwing out every towel in the house because one of them got bleach on it and she needs everything to match. EVERYTHING MUST MATCH!!!
DeathnoteBB: “Bathrooms are oceans, but the kitchen is a farm.” I laughed out loud also why is this true for so many houses
Colonel Banana: “The cut” belongs on the twilight zone.
EnderZ13: The "cut" is to keep grabby little baby hands from tearing it out at the roots. But the sketch is still hilarious ^_^
Luminatron, of the Second Sphere 🅥: Side effects of the cut include severe urge to speak to the manager.
elf: "in that moment, i knew that my bathroom was the ocean"
avery-grace: Lmao none of the audience laughed when her hair suddenly changed cuz they didn’t have the luxury of comedic timing that the cameras provide
Kay Yahya: Omg, I spat out my juice when they spoke about the cut. I literally have the cut! Being in-between haircuts (due to covid, duh) I'm sporting the cut like a champion. And and the fact that I have 5 kids
Diversity94: "What's in motion cannot be undone" it's creepy how aidy repeatedly says that. It gets me everytime
spongeylocks123: "There are only 7 bags in this entire county" Kate is one of SNL's best ever actors
Anne Nixda: I never thought about my German mum as the stereotypical 'mom' from American shows... but seeing this... I realised my mum has a sea-themed bathroom with a little lighthouse, several rustic signs in her kitchen, and loves inspirational quotes and funny magnets. Although her 'cut' is slightly different (not nearly as short), it's definitely THE CUT for German mums...
Pam Meckley: This skit kinda has a "Rosemary's Baby" vibe to it.
Mackenzi -: 4:13 “you will go to the beach, but only shop” THAT IS MY MOM TO A T, I’m dying
Victor Vera: They should have added, "Soon, you will call a manager at every store you go to".
Beautiful Midnightmare: “I left early because I don’t like music” That was funny but the audience didn’t catch it in time
Alyssa limbaugh: Nailed it, grandma has ocean bathroom, farm kitchen, and the cut, with a million pillows on each bed and couch
?: this is so much funnier than I thought it’d be
Jonathan Muniz: I closed my eyes and heard the ocean, in that moment i knew my bathroom must be an ocean... i laughed so hard cause of thebway she delivered that line.
dmarie413: this video was an eye opener from me because my mom has the cut and my house has an ocean bathroom and farm kitchen
SuperGeek 5000: My mom has this hair and the magnets and the ocean bathroom they nailed it!
Jorge Garcia: You can see at 4:05 in the reflection of the clock how she is struggling to put on the wig
The Vegan Villainess: Lol, as a mom, I love this
Justin Simpson: Kate McKinnon’s character is the one behind “The Cut” and is defeated in the final scene of the movie giving back all the Moms their original hairstyles.
Lorie Harris: My salon in town has a SNL print hanging on one of the display mirrors of "The Cut." I about died laughing when I saw it. Then my hair dresser told me. "Only a few people get the joke but that's actually one of our best sellers. "
Milo The Angel: This is what my family refers to as “the Peggy haircut”
Bork Pork: Omg why is this actually my mom XD The bathroom must be an ocean and kitchen a farm thing is 100% accurate
WD Vinco: Hand to God, my aunt Gwen's guest bathroom is ocean-themed from a lighthouse on the shower curtain to seashell-shaped soap
Ella Van Sloten: This literally describes my aunt perfectly!
wittydrolls: I've seen this skit before, but now I rewatch it again during my 7 months of pregnancy and I feel SEEN on a spiritual level
heather: OMG. I went to a salon for the first time in 40 years and asked for something different and modern - this was what I came out with. A man in the parking lot ran away with his cigarette, thinking it would catch on fire. I still don't know if the hairdresser was misguided or just mean.
WitchHazel3: "I suddenly realized that i needed to buy soap in the shape of a flip flop" - sounds just like my mom lol
opalfish sparklequasar: One of my all time faves!
Hi! I had to cut poverty in the school gymnasium: *"There are only 7 BAGS in this entire COUNTY!"*
Bella Ali: I want a part 2 that gets really dark
Edmond Azalion: "You know what this room needs? A big bowl of fake fruits" I just died out of laughter
Rohana Monzon: Brie did such a great job in this
Bobogoobo: Really enjoying the closeups on highly reflective surfaces during the change :P
Joshua Choy: Next thing she knew her name was Karen, she had 3 kids, and she wanted to see the manager.
AudreyNyc: This is one of my all time favorite skits.
TheLegendAX 99: I’ve seen this 4 times and I just now realized this was Brie Larson
Brody Penn: My grandparents have an ocean bathroom and in their kitchen they have a painting of pigs on barstools drinking wine, bam two mom things.
Eliza Stratton: i think this is still one of the best snl skits in history
Amelia: I think its 50% shortening your hair makes it harder for kids to grab and 50% less physical maintenance because you lose time in the morning getting said kids ready.
Jenny White: One of the funniest skits I have ever watched. They almost messed up on their lines cause they thought it was funny
Mom 2ADragon: The scariest thing about this is all the comments claiming their mom has the same decor and hair cut!
Mark Suckerburg: 2:44 "A pig in a chef's hat" I died when I understood the joke
Elizabeth Gutierez: Lol this one and the mom animal one make me realize I should be a mom. I own silly things like signs that say home, I save gift bags, I have a beach themed bathroom, and my animal is an elephant
Luise Renner: I will never have a chunky highlight. God help me, this is amazing!!!! Lmfaooo! Also it finally allows me to keep my hair as it is. I seriously cut it to shoulder length every year just to not look sexy and like a respectable mother. This fall i just did not want to and this is proof that's ok. This shit is so real that makes it hilarious
Tee Time Wisdom: I had this cut after I had my daughter in the year 2000, I didn’t want to believe it until my husband showed me old pictures! Hilarious
Fairygal 8: After watching this skit, I realized that I will definitely NEVER cut my hair!!! Hysterical- thanks for the tip, SNL!!!
StefanSaba: I swear Stephen King had a hand in the writing
Loganpaulfan69: “ a big bowl of fake fruit” *looks at the exact same thing in front of me*
Regina Ward-Germany: O M G! I know this is an old video, but I can recall thinking 'if I see that cut on one more person'...I am going to scream!!! This is so spot-on in hysterically funny.
Christopher Discenza: That all seven of them are staring at cue cards the whole time makes this even more unsettling.
lyssums: This is the skit that got me watching SNL again. Now I am a loyal fan!
Regina Rose: The amount of accuracy in this skit actually scared me
Rae E: Oh my god my bathroom is seaside themed and our kitchen is farm themed
S Mac: Lmao who would’ve thought she’d end up getting this cut for Endgame
Cameron Skyler: 2:36 Bathrooms are oceans but the kitchen is a farm. Hahaha so accurate!!!
Ella: This aged nicely.
GreyMatter22: 2016- “I don’t think that look is for me “ 2019- think again
cS_ Kool-aid: The joke is how in endgame her hair is like that and everyone’s hair is normal
Jordan Ellis Fardella: Comedy GOLD! ✨
Michael Coyne: What an awesome ensemble sketch
Alex Zdunczyk: Damn it that line about the kitchen being a farm is so damn true, we have two pigs with chief hats in our kitchen
Griffin Wetzel: these 6 snl cast members in the same sketch is too powerful
I abandoned the channel :D: The hair cut actually looks really good on them, is it just me who sees that?
pythonkatie K: I finally feel as if the last few years of my life make sense.
Killua zoldyck: Imagine if there was actually a mom with "the cut" in the audience
Meredith Hagan: Props to the SNL wig makers for constructing all of those “The Cut” pieces.
INVno1 YNV-UBU: Ooooh noooo! Growing my hair out now, throwing away the shaped soap in the bathroom and the wine chef in the kitchen! Wow, that skit hurt and hit way too close for comfort.
LetsGetCZY: I found this funny but when I was watching this with my mom she was like dying of laughter
alina alin: This room totally needs a Live. Laugh. Love. sign on the wall.
StakeJade: "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" is one of my all-time favourite sci-fi horror movies. I have the remakes of '78, '94 and '07. I just learned of '19 remake and can't find the '56 original; both of which I'm still looking for. Anyways, this skit is hilarious and one of my favourites simply for the parallels to the sci-fi horror classic.
John G: There are only 7 bags in this entire county oh my gosh I swear I only watch this for her
Titanium Tiara: I’m a mom. ALL of this is true—except not sleeping with your husband of course. I wonder if non-moms find this as funny.
Holly W: This is the Karen joke of 2016, even the cut is spot on (just a little long)
Shane Kai: That's pretty funny. My aunts really do rotate the same gift bags between each other for weddings, birthdays and baby showers.