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I like to use hair over dental floss. I know it sounds gross, but this just works. It'S a great system cost doesn't cost me anything pr, executive and single mother kia. Cambridge shares her suburban with what the [ __ ] wisconsin apartment. With her 18 year old college-bound son alex hi mom, i never have flossed my teeth with my hair before ever morning. Love of my life, love of my heart, my son, alex, is going to be moving out soon. So now we're really tightening the first strings. My mom wants to save money for me for college. I have to grab a measuring cup and the cup i'm going to pour in because i have to make sure it's only half a cup full that that gets kind of annoying after a while alex really gets irritated with things that i propose on how we can Save money around here, oh i'll, see you later love you bye. Every monday i go in, i get my latte, then i bring it home i'll save money. I usually buy one large cup and then i ration it out over the days by rationing out the latte over three days, i'm able to enjoy the latte for a third of the cost. The lipstick marks indicate how many times that i've had to reheat this cup of coffee on. Maybe the third day seems like you get this little this film. On top that you got to take off that part's disgusting, but there's good stuff, underneath that her coffee moments are probably the most absurd coffee cups like all stained and have lipstick all over it and it's just kind of gross. I keep my chewed pieces of gum in the freezer because it helps preserve the flavor. I usually chew one piece. Every three days see i start with a sick piece on sunday ride that out till about tuesday, then we get to wednesday. That'S when i treat myself with a whole new piece of gum with this system, i don't spend more than ten dollars a year on gum. I refuse to try that, because i don't even like gum after like two hours, much less like three days, you don't need to do that. Much to save money. Food can be a distraction to other things that we need to get there. Look. That is a completely different person almost like she went and got the wig and everything done what the [ __ ]. I feel like i'm seeing two different people done. I like that crap, it's good alex and i will eat the buffet every day once a day. I grew up going to buffets a lot and she would really make sure i had a lot to eat and have that last us we eat one time a day and we just pile it in you know i'm gon na miss you. You know i'm gon na miss you a lot you're the light of my life, and i wanted to talk to you about something now uh your room. I want to sublet your room bro. She. She changes her attire more than a [ __ ] gta character. Now, she's in a [ __ ] blonde wig, but where am i going to stay when i come back up a nice, clean, quiet, motel? How about the chase? With my son? Moving out, i want to take advantage of the empty nest. Oh there they are. There'S all the [ __ ] wigs. In the background i see him now she loves her gta attire. I don't feel good about my mom rent in my room, but that's what she wants i'll have to let her do it and i'm addicted to drinking gasoline. What i can't go a day without it like i crave it, i need it i'll wake up, go to the washroom and drink the gas. If i go out somewhere i'll put it in a small water bottle. When i fill out my car i'll put all over my hand, i do it before i go to bed. It consumes her life. One year ago, shannon developed a deadly addiction to drinking gasoline. Since then, she's gone from tasting the toxic liquid on her fingers to taking swigs of it every day it tastes like sweet and sour. Like a tangy sauce, okay, i got ta stop. I got ta, stop [ __, ] bones, but i'm addicted to putting orthopedic cast on my body. Casting is putting a cast on myself, i'm perfectly fine perfectly healthy. I like the feeling of the cast around me. I'Ve done like two full arm casts. Two full leg casts i've done two full leg cast and an arm cast i put on so many different casts it's ridiculous. What i love about casting is it just feels so amazing and so snug and so comfortable. It gives me like this high that i just can't really get any other way. My earliest memory of casting was definitely in early grade school. At about six or seven years old, i used to steal my parents, toilet paper, and i used to wrap up my legs in toilet paper to mimic a cast. When i was 12 years old, i broke my arm rollerblading and i got my first cast. I got a lot of attention with a cast on and it's just kind of been an ongoing process ever since then to just learn as much as i can about it. I absolutely love the attention i get i use crutches. I use a scooter. I use a wheelchair, whatever it takes, and then i love going out in public and then just seeing everybody like, oh that dead, gawk look, you know it's just amazing. All of these poor people are signing this guy's cast thinking. Oh man, you know i feel bad. You broke your arm. I used to do this in school. There'S nothing wrong with this guy man. I'Ve been waiting for this all week when it comes to ordering the materials even that i kind of get like jumpy about, because it's like all right. You know you're gon na order them and you're actually gon na use them. I don't remember what i ordered. I can't wait to build a huge cast out of this stuff. This is like happy birthday, thanksgiving christmas, everything in one i just. I definitely want to get a cast down like right away. You never know when there's just gon na be a need to put on a cast. No there's never a need to put on a cast unless, if you've broken something, probably not the best way to do it in the car, it's not the best circumstances. But when you're casting on the fly you just got ta take what you got. It just screams attention. I can't wait to go into the bar and show off this new cast. It'S gon na be so cool to have everybody looking at me. No, i sometimes do pretend like i'm injured and that all goes with the story and how i try to draw people in it was actually. I was on the subway. This guy tried to steal my wallet out of my back pocket and i just quick right hook. Girls are constantly coming up to me and and like oh, what did you do? Oh you, poor thing. It'S a fake cast. I mean it's a real cast, but my arm's not broken and you're wearing a fake cash just for the fun of it. Yeah. Really. My reaction, when he told me that he casted himself, i was thinking that's kind of weird and i just wasn't interested yeah, it's weird and no one will ever be [. __ ] interested buy a bottle of vodka every week, it's 10 pound bottle in it. We get people to go in stand outside the shop, it's drinks around the streets, it's just boss because it just makes me feel better, but his mother sees things differently. It makes him an angry person. I think, and all his anchor comes out when he's drunken and people see a different record to what we see and i don't know what it is when he steps out the house, he completely changes. Macaulay says he gets the money from his mother. Something she denies is that the tape do yeah pass me. Yeah, don't buy alcohol, don't give them money for alcohol, no alcohol. I was in this house. No one drinks in this house when he was much younger macaulay was taken to alder, hey because of drinking at a family party. I drank four bottles of wine. Why? I don't care i'm gon na slide. Let'S stay in hospital overnight! Dude this kid drinks, like the average middle-aged housewife, three to four bottles of wine holy [, __ ], whether four bottles or not. The experience put him off wine enough junk wine after my life, but it hasn't put him off vodka. What would you say to those people who might be watching this thinking? Why can't you control your son? I can't control them, but i can't control them 24 hours a day in the community. What we do in our house works brilliantly. What he do is when he leaves the house is a different story, because i can't follow him round. I eat 24 hours a day and when i do find him he's always behaving himself. So it's behind my back everything