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Welcome to the stupid news network broadcasting live from the it's stupid headquarters, hosted by nema nas powered by rivalry.com; hey! What'S up welcome to the stupid news network, i'm your host nimanez! If you're looking for youtube videos about nascar you're in the wrong place, but also very bad at spelling, but if you do like nascar, why don't you check out our sponsor rivalry.com, where you can bet on which car with the home depot logo can drive in circles? The fastest, let's get to the news salon, canada announced that perms are by far the most popular new hair trend nationwide. I can only assume this movement began when gen z started listening to weird al instead of drake. Of course, curly hair isn't for everyone. Anyone with loofah-related trauma probably isn't going to have a great summer. I can confirm that this trend certainly has a grip on toronto. Last night i was at the club and half the people. There looked like poodles, which might also explain why some of them were on a leash and i will not be providing any more information about the clubs i go to at all. That'S it for this week's news. We now go to enn panelist david joggins for the weather, we're back in true jockeys fashion. The sun may rise every day, but that doesn't mean that i'm not on my grind. I was born into darkness now. If that sounds confusing, you aren't pushing hard enough. Now. Listen this week, we've got rising temperatures, but you know what i say: you can't let external factors think in your life. Okay. So if you were planning a wearing winter jacket, do it: okay, you're gon na power for the heat? So, no matter what i tell you about the weather, you should just forget about it. If it rains walk your dog if it snows mold, along with your dishwasher jogging's out, stay hard. Thank you david. I have no idea what to take from that up. Next, we go to the streets of toronto to find out if people are betting on themselves in life. What'S the biggest bet you've taken on yourself in your life biggest bet, i know deep [, __ ] [ __ ], oh wow. I thought you were asking me something he's stupid, but things are getting serious. We'Re asking some stupid, [ __ ]. After that i would say two things. One. I tried to immigrate to this beautiful country succeeded as you can see, pretty much get it yeah man. Let'S go and very recently i tried my luck at casino and you just bombed just completely just went downhill, oh yeah, that is betting on yourself. Oh, oh [, __, ], fred levi. Let'S go around um. You have tears! Yeah! Oh wow. You know you're up here. Oh i've been there trust me no way. Yeah i dropped out uh on myself was uh, leaving everything i had uh back home and then uh making the move and starting pressure, video. That was the biggest bet because never been here before nice. I moved here so good [ __, ] bro. I don't bet on myself man why bro you're, [ __ ] self-deprecating come on man, probably getting that nice fade on your head. Yeah yeah see my barber after that. So i tore my. I tore my acl about two years ago, two and a half years ago, through my ac on mcl playing basketball after tearing it i ballooned up to like 2 30.. Oh okay, i was a big boy. I put my head down, went to the gym start working out and i'm [ __ ] at 184. Wow respect, that's good bro! I had a corporate job for a while and i hated it. I absolutely hated it so i went away for a 10-day meditation retreat. It came back, i was like i [ __ ] hate my job, so i i asked my my boss. I was like next time you're doing layoffs. Just put me in the pile like i really don't want to do this, i'm going to try to do my comedy stuff right and comedy trivia. I want to do uh my own thing so now i have my own business and i'm like killing it right now. Let'S go: let's go, let's go, i bet on myself and i won get that [ __ ]. I love it. Isn'T that just wholesome, but also kind of sad at the same time. Up next is a segment. My producer calls a desperate pander towards my tick tock. Followers we go to nature. Panelists bow back marcarion with the scroll of the week. Take it away, bobac! Okay, so you can see here as cheryl is eating not i'm so happy for this escala he's getting the nutrition, but one one thing i just i don't understand why you look like the hunchback of not here dummy like you are like this, how you are breathing You stand straight more, not like this. Less not come on. Uh is physic is physics science. Okay, thank you mark sherratt. I don't know what kind of last name is that, but i love it uh. If you have any skill submission, please email right here and we will show your video okay. Thank you so much collapse. Bye. I see you later. Okay, you like not! Thank you ball back, say what you will about the show, but we give the viewers what they want every damn time. That'S it for this week's episode of the stupid news network. As always, this show is sponsored by rivalry.com the only place on the internet that makes watching valorant interesting. I'M your host, nima nas and remember it's not illegal for a 26 year old man to sleep with a stuffed animal. It'S the big deal. Thank you for tuning. In to another production of the stupid news network, this show is brought to you in part by rivalry the best place. To make your bets, you don't [, __ ], you don't cuddle. Look at you! You definitely [ __ ] cuddle with something you wan na cover with me. I know you down, you couldn't willing.