Fastest Asmr | Tailor, Haircut, Drawing You, Face Paint, Allergist, Librarian, Barista, Grocery, Bar

Hello Welcome to the tailor. Oh, my gosh, that garment is huge on you.. Now. Did you want to come in and make it a little bit smaller Make it fit your body Perfect? Well, you're in the right place., I need some measurements for you, here.. Okay, I'm gon na measure your shoulders. Okay, I'm gon na measure around your neck., Oh wow, okay.. Now I'm gon na measure, your arms. Hold your arm still still still. Good good good.. Now was your other arm the same length? You know what I'm just gon na check: it. Nope, that's! Okay! We can work around that., Alright, one last measurement there and perfect. Okay. So I'm gon na need you to stand really really still because I got these pointy pointy pins and these pins are gon na. Go riiight there. Good good good. Get another pin get another pin.: Okay, awesome. And one more pin one more pin one more pin., Alright awesome.! So now we're gon na need to mark that fabric.. I have a little bit of chalk here. Little bit of chalk little bit of chalk. Right here got this little chalk. And I need you to look to the side for me here. While I go ahead and swipe ( x4 ) - And this is the part that we're gon na make a little bit smaller. Little bit smaller - that's gon na look much better on your body. Okay. And I'm gon na go ahead and snip that fabric ( x4 ). Okay, now, of course, we got ta, pin it together, pin it together, pin it together. And one more.. Ah okay. Did I getcha? No, I didn't get you good., That's because I'm a professional. Alright. Now I need you to take that off. For me, give it to me and come back in 17 weeks., Alright, bye, Hi there. Oh my gosh, you need to get your hair cut.. It is so long.. You could strangle a person with all this Okay.. Let me brush it out: first., Okay, okay. Brush (. X7 ), It's a beautiful color.. Is this real? You did a box dye Ooh, that's a little questionable.. I guess we'll just have to cut it all off. That'S okay, though. You're, gon na look! So so good.. Do you want bangs? You should not get bangs.! Okay! Don'T get bangs., Do you want it to be curled Straightened? Do you want anything else? Extra Dyed, Just a little cut, Just a little trim. Okay, we'll take off 20 inches. Perfect., I'm gon na wan na spray. This down, ( x3 ) That'll, protect my floor from your hair. Okay. Gon na use these scissors and I'm just going to go ahead and *snipping*. Okay, we did half of it. Now we have to do the other half.. If you don't do the other half, then you're gon na look like a fool, but don't worry. I never let anyone leave my my salon. Looking like a fool. Okay, so we're gon na brush this out brush this out brush this out and snip. Ready, *snipping* Oopsie Oop just kidding You look great. *snipping*! Okay, you look fabulous.! Let me just a little zoosh here, a little of that ... And ooh. It'S framing your face, just lovely lovely lovely and I think you are all set. Thank you so much for coming in Your hair looks great. I did such a good job.. Oh my gosh, you are so beautiful. Can I draw your face? Oh thank you. So much. Okay, I need you to stand still just look at me. Up down left right. Wow. What was the lord thinking when he made you Okay., I'm gon na draw your head., I'm gon na draw your eyes. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me., I'm gon na draw your nose. Okay ..., don't sniff. Okay., I'm gon na draw your mouth, okay., Smiling or serious Surprised, No Okay.! No! That'S perfect! Right! There.! Okay! I'M gon na draw your ears. Perfect. There and there.. I'M gon na draw your chin. Gon na draw your cheeks and your eyelashes., Your eyebrows. Quizzical quizzical., Very good, very good., And I'm gon na draw your hair. Lem me just move that right. There. Okay., Perfect! Okay, now draw your neck and your shoulders.. And what do you want to be wearing A full gladiator costume, Okay. Perfect.? I can do that. Okay. Now I need to color it in so go ahead and look at me. Ah. Voilà. This is my masterpiece.. Thank you so much! Oh, my goodness, there's something wrong with your face. There's no paint on it. Would you like me to paint your face? Perfect, Have a seat have a seat have a seat. Now, do you have any idea what you'd like or do you just want me to go? All in with my artistry, Okay, perfect okay. Gon na get a little bit of water here. Little bit of water here And I'm gon na go ahead here and with the blue, I'm gon na get the blue and with the blue, I'm gon na start here on Your cheeks. Good. And we want to get that paint off.. You can't just have blue and mix it with everything else, but I only have one brush.. I can really only afford one brush. By the way this is gon na cost $ 100.. Okay, we're going in with some yellow, yellow up at the brow up at the brow up at the brow., Beautiful beautiful., Perfect, perfect perfect. And some red red red. We're gon na get some red. Now this is gon na go underneath your lips underneath your lips. Ooh. That'S making them pop That looks really really good. Fantastic fantastic.. Finally, we need a little bit of purple. Need a little bit of purple. Okay. Go ahead and look to the side for me. And the other side.. Oh, my gosh.. Would you like a drink, You're, good Okay.? Thank you! So much. You look so good. Okay, pay, me. Hi! There Welcome to the allergist. Ooh! You look really red and rashy.. Do you have allergies? Okay, go ahead and put this under your tongue. Good enough? Okay! So what I'm going to do is I'm gon na draw some things on your arm.. I'M going to go like this. Okay, One, Two Three Four. Now we're gon na play tic-tac-toe. Just kidding we're going to go ahead and put allergens in your skin. Okay. So I'm gon na go ahead and take this little swab. This has the allergen on it and I'm gon na go like this. One., Two., Three., Okay, I'm gon na get another swab that has the allergen on it and I'm gon na go ... One., Two., Three.. Okay, I'm gon na get another swab that has the allergen on it. One. Two. Three.. Now, if you can't breathe, if you're getting wheezy, if you're coughing, if you're sneezing, if your eyes are running anything just let me know okay And we're gon na wait and we're gon na watch and we're gon na see what you're allergic to.. What are you allergic to? Are you allergic to cats, Dogs, Grass, Trees, Food, Air, Water, Okay., Earth, Sun, Okay, awesome.? Alright, I'm gon na prescribe you this. Go ahead and sniff. And sniff. Okay., And now we're gon na wipe these allergens off, because if we don't, you might die. Okay, I recommend you stay away from pretty much everything and let me know if you have any questions.. Thank you so much Hello. Welcome to the library Shh you have to be quiet in here.. Did you recognize? I was a librarian because I'm wearing glasses, Oh good, you must be smart.. What do you want to read then? Do you want to read biographies History? You want to read manga, You want to read anime only Okay, comic books., That's totally fine because look. I have a whole bunch of series right here.. These are all the first in the series. So you can. Let me know what you want to read.. We have students who are trying to kill their teacher. Okay.. We have a really hot butler.: Okay great.. We have a piece of broccoli trying to learn how to become a superhero. Perfect.. We have humanity attacking titans, ... kind, of. Okay. And we have a very angsty angsty viking. Boy., Perfect. You would like them all: Okay, where's, your library card. You don't have a library card I'll, take this.. Thank you! So much Enjoy your books.. Well, hey there! You look, you could use a nice cup of joe a nice cup of joe.. Would you like to take a look at the menu Okay? Well, we have vanilla, hazelnut or mocha., Vanilla, hazelnut or mocha.. You want a black coffee. Well, that's just too bad because we only have a vanilla, hazelnut or mocha, which one do you want? Okay, perfect. Now, do you want cream? Do you want sugar, Okay, and would you like it small, medium, large or iced, Okay, perfect? Well, I can get that started for you right, away., Here's, my little machine. My little coffee machine, my little coffee, machine. Put it to the right setting put it to the right setting. And I'm gon na go ahead and put your flavor in put your flavor. In put your flavor in the top put your flavor in the top and close., Then we wait for it to brew, wait for it to brew, got ta put a little cup in there. And wait for it to brew. All done. Okay, now we're gon na go ahead and mix in your sugar. Mix in sugar. Gon na go ahead and mix in your milk mix in your milk. And I'm gon na go ahead and stir that around ( x8 ) Okay go ahead. Take a sip take a sip. Lem me know how it tastes. It's good! Okay! Well, here you go then, on the house. Well, hi there are you ready to check out? Well, it looks like you bought some delicious delicious food today.. Let'S see what you got: here. Ooh deli fresh bologna. Deli fresh bologna.. This sounds and looks really really fresh to me: too., Okay, right in the bag, perfect. Ooh breaded chicken tenders. Breaded chicken tenders.. Did you know that these are great for dipping Fantastic. We've got a whole box of vegetables here, let's see what we got., You got carrots, that's good! For your eyes.! You got bell peppers. That'S good! For something.! You'Ve got tomatoes, that's good for throwing at people. Fantastic. Let'S go ahead and give it a little ... And right in the bag.. Okay, now you got a little carton of strawberries. Oh, how cute Make sure you wash these some people really get their hands in there.: Okay, gon na *beep*, and put that in the bag.. Now you got a little carton of eggs.. Oh a little baby carton of eggs okay. Make sure that none of these are broken.. Okay, they look great. And last you got some fish. You got some fish.. This is some fresh fish.. Okay, now I'm gon na go ahead and use your little loyalty. Card., You don't want a loyalty card. Are you sure you don't want a loyalty card? Okay, I'll give you my loyalty, card. And that'll be ... $ 5. Thank you. Why'Ello. There mate how you doin. Just kidding, I'm not British.. Can I see your ID please? Oh, this is your ID. This is you This. Is you right here? Okay, perfect, awesome. Everything checks out.! I am going to need you to use a coaster. A little coaster.. I just cleaned my bar. So please don't get things all over it., Okay, fantastic., And what would you like to drink? Would you like something strong, Really strong? Would you like something really really really really really strong? Okay, perfect.? I have the drink for you.. Now no ice. No ice because ice is too loud.. Now what I'm gon na do is I'm gon na grab a little bit of this little bit of this little bit of this.. This is what they teach me in bartending school go like this .... It'S gone! Okay, now I'm gon na give a little ... Pfft. That was a little bit too much. I hope you're ready. Number two. Little splash a little splish splash. Ooh okay. Number three. Everybody likes this. Everybody likes this., Nobody dislikes this., I'm gon na mix this here. Ooh. Okay, great perfect. And finally, a little get a little bit of this.. Now this one's going to make you be like `` Woah, Where am I ?'', Fantastic, awesome.? Okay, so what I'm going to want you to do is .... Oh, are you a little bit of a little bit of a baby Little baby baby Okay.? You want a little sweet & sour mix. Little mix, Okay! I can do that for you. Fantastic.. This is gon na, give it a little bit of sugar little bit of sugar, no spice okay., And what I'm gon na do is mix this up.. Okay, now I'm gon na need you to stand back., Okay, fantastic. Now. Did you want this right in your mouth or do you want it in a glass You want it in a glass Okay. Perfect. I have a glass right, here.. Alright, now do you want to tell me about your problems? Oh my gosh. They don't deserve you., No you're much better than them. Fantastic. Cheers. Well, hey there.! I heard something about bologna and then a really strong drink.. Are you okay? Well, I'm gon na just do a little bit of a check. Okay, Go ahead and look at my nose. Okay., Alright fantastic., Look at my nose., Okay fantastic.! Now I want you to look at this light here. Okay, Now with your eyes, not your head. Keep your head still. With your eyes, follow the light. Ready Here we go. And we're moving. And we're moving. Perfect. Great. Perfect., Fantastic., Perfect. Awesome. And now to the side to the side, to the side, to the side, to the side.. Now we're going to get a little bit closer, a little bit farther away. Little bit closer a little bit farther away.. Now we're gon na go in a circle.. Okay! Now we're gon na go the other way. Circle., Okay fantastic.! Now I'm gon na go off and then on. And then off and then on. And then off and then on.. Okay, are you feeling a little bit better? Okay, let me go ahead and check this. Check this.. Okay. Now, I'm gon na bring this down into your vision, down into your vision and out of your vision and into your vision and out of your vision into your vision out of your vision.. Okay, honestly, everything seems to be a-okay.. Have a wonderful night.