10 Minutes Straight Of Hilarious Boo'D Up Intros Wild 'N Out

When you touch him, he makes sound effects., Bloop, bloop, pah, (, buzzer, ), (, audience laughs, ). Ah one second., (, beep, ), Move., (, audience laughs, ), (, audience cheers ), Oh hold up Seems like you got some nerve all of a sudden.. Every mother, ( beep ), show you ( beep ) up and all you got ta do is press a button.. I don't see no songs. Nick song Nick song, there go another Nick song. Uh-oh. Look like you need to hop off a ( beep ). He hates me, and I hate him., Give me Nick and DJ D-Wreck. ( audience gasps ) Come on out here. D-Wreck. Come on out here: D-Wreck (, whistle ) ( audience cheering ) Get him D-Wreck.! Nick! You ready Ready., DJ Big head you're, ready, (, audience laughs, ) Let'em, roast Boy! If you don't get your fake Jodeci forever. My lady looking ass, the ( beep ) out of here. ( audience laughs, ), (, buzzer, ), (, audience, laughs, )! If you don't get your little L shaped ass up out of here. Real shaky ( buzzer ). If you don't get your ,'' Once I get fired from Wild N Out, I'm going to get a job DJing on an ice cream. Truck'' ass, the ( beep ) out of here. Too shaky. ( crickets, chirping, ), (, whistle ). You Out ( bell, ring ), (, audience laughs, ), (, buzzer ). It was wack., It was wack., It wasn't. Creative. Y'all got to use your creative minds. DJ D-Wreck's Big ass, head., (, audience laughs, ) ( bell ring ), ( air horn, ) DJ D-Wreck neck pillow on the plane. ( buzzer ) Doesn't look like that.. I got one DJ, D-wreck headphones. ( bell ring ). I didn't have the heart to say this, so I'm gon na let Siri do it for me., ( audience chuckles, ), Siri, talk to her., He's kicking you to the curb. ( buzzer ), Hey, Hey., Hey D-wreck.! I hate you., (, audience laughs, ), (, buzzer )! After 200, episodes of Wild N Out the cast can finally do this.. What is convince him to fire? Your big head, ass. ( bell, ring audience laughter, ) Lord.. Please get me a hit song. ( buzzer ). I got a hit song.. I got a hit. Song.. Give me that beep. ( bell ring ) ( audience applause ), Let's move on.. Let'S move on. Ain't, no move on (, beep )! You need to tell your hair piece to move on. What is This is DJ D wreck and I've been bald for thirteen years.. ( audience laughs ), If you can have them, create something to give me a hairline like a roadmap., ( audience laughter ). What is this is DJ, D-wreck, again Lord.. This hairpiece is tight than a mother, Lord, its D-Wreck again.. Could you please make them make some man glue that don't come off when you get in the shower. Possible titles of DJ D-Wreck's mix tape.? This is the second time boy Speed up big man.. What is DJ, Double-ARP presents ,''. Ah my back. Ah my knee. Ah, my shoulder, Ah, Ah my back. Ah oh my elbow.''. What is `` If you're listening to this? It'S too late.'' ( bell ring ). What is ``, I'm a DJ, but don't work a lot.'', That's clever! ( bell rings ). What is `` Started at the bottom and I'm still there.'' ( audience laughter ). This person should lose their job immediately. Same team Same team., Well, go ahead, I'll wait., Who is DJ D-Wreck, I was going to say the same thing. DJ, Double-ARP. (, buzzer ) DJ. My Back. ( buzzer ) DJ My Knee. ( buzzer ), DJ, Ah ( buzzer ). The topic is `` Going down in the DM.''. It started with a late night scroll when by chance a glance, a young lady with no clothes.. I took my luck.. I ain't give a ( beep ) and I slid into them: DM's ,'', Hey boo, how you doing ( buzzer ), You know its like the rhyme, its the rhyme. ( audience cheers ). If I said you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me? ( buzzer )'', Would you hold it against me'' If that ain't older than all of us in here.? Are you Oh, my God., ( audience cheer ) Um? Are you Harambe's enclosure Cause? I want to drop a baby in you. (, buzzer ). The baby dropped with the gorilla. ( buzzer ), The baby, with the gorilla. ( buzzer ). How you look so familiar. I know I've seen you before., That's why I see you before in my piggy bank cause you a dime. ( buzzer ) When you put dimes cause coins in the ... Bruh. Hey.. Now remember. The winner of this spelling bee gets a date with these Wild N Out girls.. Are you ready for your final word? Yes, Yes, Okay.! Your final word is `` humongous''. Oh, that's, easy., Humongous., M Y, P E N. I S Humongous (, buzzer )! Your penis will always get a buzz anywhere near me.. ( audience cheers ) Y'all want to see something: beautiful. Yes. (, buzzer, ), [, DJ D-Wreck ]. I mean it's true, but it ain't ..., You smarter than that. You, smarter than that. You smarter than that. Your mama, going to be mad that you buzzed that. [, DJ D-Wreck ]. She could be mad.. She been mad. Before. Y'all want to see something: humongous. ( buzzer ). What'S my word, Your word is `` trifecta'', All right, Okay., All right all right. Put some money in the schools, so the kids can try better. Nick used to do movies. Tribeca. Three Grammy's., That's trifecta., Aw damn., (, buzzer, ), (, audience clapping, ), (, bell rings, ) Hold up man.. Why you give him a buzz D-Wreck. The rules is, the punch line has to be to the word.. I don't think DJ. D-Wreck knows how hard this is up. Here.. I think we should make DJ. D-Wreck have to come play this game. ( Audience cheers ) Wait, wait wait.! Why does everybody have a pie Get to the front., Get to the front. [ Nick ]? You ready, Clap your hands. Y'all.. Your word is Illustration. Illustration., I'm on the stage.. It'S a celebration., All y'all ( beep ) need uh (, beep ), (, buzzer, ) ( Audience cheers ) ( Bell rings ). You look like the Duke's Blue Devil.. Look at you., (, buzzer, ) D-Wreck. Take your hat! Off.! Take your hat off.! How about that? Take your hat off.! Oh Lord! You look like a Klingon warrior. Turn Up Turn up for what, because, even though I got on Daisy Dukes, it ain't a son of a bitch on that team that can whoop my ass. I'll whoop, your ass.. I whip your ass and your ass and your ass. ( crickets chirping ) Whoop, his ass ( audience laughs, ) Black squad turn up. Turn up for what Cause my man, Asher Roth is going cut his hair, so I can make a weave for my girl, ( Crickets chirping ) Wait a minute., Wait a minute. Wait a minute.. Do you know how much weave cost now ATL turn up Turn up for what, Because you see this dime right here, right, (, crickets, chirping, ), You not even going to. Let me finish This. The 200th episode DJ D-Wreck was here since the first day he almost dead Ashes to ashes dust to dust.. I said: Hey, Hey, Happy Birthday, He's been here since the first day, 200 years old, Retire from the show.. I said his back hurt. His back hurt his knees, hurt his knees, hurt., No Bengay., No Bengay. I know his feet, hurt. 200 years old, Retire from the show.. I say I think he used to be one of Jesus disciples.. I think he wrote the first version of the bible. He used to hit the club with Dr. Luther King and with a head like that, I know you got a dream., Hey, Hey, Happy Birthday, You big head its your birthday. 200 years old Y'all. Give it up for DJ D-wreak and his 200th birthday.. When you touch him, he makes sound effects. Bloop, bloop, pah, (, buzzer, ), (, audience laughs, ). Ah one second. (, beep, ), Move., (, audience laughs, ) ( audience cheers ), Oh hold up Seems like you got some nerve all of a sudden.. Every mother, ( beep ), show you ( beep ) up and all you got ta do is press a button.. I don't see no songs. Nick song Nick song, there go another Nick song. Uh-oh. Look like you need to hop off a ( beep ) You've been on T.V for years., Yeah, that's true., But how does it feel to be on television and this all? You do ( buzzer, ), ( Air horn, ). You got on a red waist trainer.. I ain't never seen that. Real talk. Listen., I mean that.. Look I'm going to tell you it. Looking scary., You look like a nasty ass strawberry. Over there sitting in the bottom of the bag., Take a bite and wish that you never had I'm rapping on this beat with your bald headed ass, and you be hating over that because you really trash and you Ain'T never had no job, You be hating on the red and the black squad. Every time you want to rap ( beep ) take a nap (, beep, ) ( Audience cheering ) Nick, don't ( beep ) with you. Listen you like Cliff Huxtable.. You was good., But then your ass, going back to the hood. Walking ass