How Not To Cut A Bob But Still Slay It!!! | Royal Me Hair

Hey glam gang welcome back to my channel. My name is marley if you're new and if you haven't subscribed already. What are you waiting for [ __ ] subscribe. Sorry, not [, __ ], i'm not calling you a [ __ ], it's just! You know anyway hi. I am back again wearing royal me hair. I really want to cut this into a bob. I really need a new like everyday, like wig, and this length is just not like. I think i want it like right here right here, yeah and do like a little yeah, we'll see we'll see um, i have not slept yet. It'S almost. I think it's like 11. 30.. It'S 11 37. I haven't slept yet um. I couldn't sleep. I tried to go to sleep. I couldn't sleep i did like rainforest sounds. I did classical music. I couldn't [ __ ] sleep. I just did like a quick and easy summery look using heroin glitter to new glitter um. You guys got ta. Follow me on instagram. I know i'm i'm trying to keep up with youtube. It'S not really working, i'm trying to get into the habit of just every time, i'm sitting here the camera needs to be on. I also um tried two new glam glove beauty products. Let'S see if you guys can guess what they are, but i wore one product two different colors. I don't really think it's my color but um. What is my color? I'M a new color, every [ __ ] day, so um anyways. I want to cut this into this rope, it's just so um. I want to cut this hair into a bob. I really wish, like i like the style that it's in it's very like me, but it's just not long enough like to bring it around and like this. Is it it's like it's not? No, so i think i i definitely want to cut it into a bob. I said why not like let me attempt to film this. I think i want it i'll start off long. It'S always better to start start off long and then go shorter um. Should i change my robe, so we have comb. We have scissors um, i'm just going to just get right into it and hopefully i don't [ __ ] this up, but i'm going to start off pretty long and see and i'm just going to go like around the perimeter. Let'S see you guys, i'm wearing hollywood. Eyelashes today so cute um, but yeah, i'm not doing [ __ ]. Today i just have to go get my computer from my parents because i got a new laptop and it needs wi-fi to transfer all the files, because i, oh god, you guys can't see it like like. If my tits do show. Can you guys don't report me? Please um who's. I talking about we'll just leave it like. This is fine. I really like need to see, but like okay, i'll leave it like this okay and this robe is from fox blood, so cute, it's so long and comfortable and like luxurious, like hello anyway, back to the hair um. No, what was i saying? Who was i saying? What was i think? Oh yes, i um have some stuff that i downloaded on my computer. That'S not in, like my apple um, my apple thing, so i have to like transfer and it wouldn't transfer, because i've been using my hot spot because um they won't let okay, we just we just went for that. We went for that. Rockstar [, __ ]. We just we don't think about it. We just do it as we're rambling um. What was i talking about um, so yeah, so they won't comcast won't come and install just yet they might actually have. I haven't like checked, but i went to my mom's house ate some food. I want to go, annoy them my family for a little bit. Every time. Like i see my dumb, like hi daddy, you miss me and he's like yeah. I miss you, i'm like liar yeah i'll, go. Wait till i got out of this house just cutting this along the perimeter probably going to be uneven, but it's fine. We don't care. Is it, though, a little bit okay? This might be a little bit too chic for me, maybe um, but yeah i've been loving, this hair so far, um very comfortable. I love just how the part looks. I kind of like [ __ ] up right there, but um it's real yeah. We might have to uh, i don't care um, but yeah love this wig, i'm definitely gon na start bleaching. The knots on wigs that i haven't um haven't [ __ ]. I never um yeah the knots don't come bleach, i'm definitely gon na bleach them because it just looks so much more natural. Looking i'm a screamer yeah, i better get used to it. I better turn the volume down when you click on glam goth, because you know she's gon na start screaming. I think that's when i knew i was like bisexual because, like the gays are always screaming, aren't they like we're always screaming about something like when? Are we not screaming like when i was younger and i didn't get my way i would be like shut up um. Okay, so maybe i should straighten this. Actually, no, i'm just gon na cut it. This is real life. [, __, ], okay, bada bing, bada boom. Ooh, i'm just getting classier by the day - oh my god, um okay. So let's straighten her i'm going to start off with this side. It'S still in that, like kind of swoop thing from my last look that i did um i like cut off. How do you straighten hair um, i um wow? Oh, i have no beauty marks on my face. What the [ __ ] wtf. I would blame me my insomnia on quarantine, covid, but um. This is normal behavior, but before i move on and the name of glamour, i have a [ __ ] pit, like of all the places. Oh okay, i do have a pimple wow, i'm like [, __ ], tweaking my hands are so shaky. Okay, i don't put one right there anymore, because lately i've been doing it and i've ended up hating it um. I need to go um. What was i doing? Straightening my hair? If it's not too hot i'll put the top down on my jeep, i was going to start with the other side. God damn it do we want a bump? Oh, do i like what what do we like that we wan na bump? I was about to say something incriminating. I don't do that stuff anymore. I don't know if i like, let's see we'll keep, i don't even know what i'm gon na wear today. Oh my god, i hate i need. I need a wife. Anybody want to be my wife, i think i'll make a good husband or a good other wife. I guess whatever i'll make the money you do the cooking and the cleaning, because i am tired of this. I think i just remembered. I ran out of [ __ ] underwear, oh god, okay, straightening, the other side straightening the other side, with my diamond straightener from irresistible me. I really don't know about this. Why? Why is that? Why don't i like this? Okay anyway? So what's up y'all? How are we doing how we living [ __ ], i want to know if you guys are like, are y'all like going out, have y'all like went anywhere. I don't go anywhere. I go to the grocery store, barely not you lifting up already honey um. I go to a grocery store, go to the gym, maybe like i, i i'm. I still need to like work. My way up i'll go at least once a week, no i'll go at least twice a week, but i want to work my way up to four times a week, but i'm just i don't know. I'M have anxiety, naturally, who wouldn't get anxiety. No [ __ ] world [, __ ] world. We live in right now, um. I look like something. Do i like this? I'M not sure, but it is. I mean it's hot, it's out of my way. Okay, okay, we'll keep her. I still she might. I think she's a little too long right, y'all can't talk to me. I think i should cut it a little more, maybe just like half an inch all right sis. How are we looking how we looking okay? Oh, oh, no, because i'm taking off. I hate it when makeup. Does that? Okay yeah? I think i like this. I think i feel like this is more. I don't want anything touching me. I don't know why, but i like to do my hair and cut my hair when it's on my head, like the mannequin head. Just doesn't it just like? I need to see it. I need to fill the vibes. Oh yeah, back of my head, is probably going to be botched city, nope, just pop it back there. It'S fine! It'S fine, botched city. Do you hear me, do i wear a [ __ ] ton of like gluttony um from the seven deadly sins? Today i wanted to be super bronzed [, __ ], see because you [ __ ] talk too much. You talk too much [ __ ], not this [, __, ], dude, okay, it's gon na be a little shorter than we expected, but it's okay, because it's just hair lilliana i've given lily. So many nicknames. But she answers to lily is my cat. If you are new, my new cat, my new black kid um, she answers to mama, which i think is like the cutest thing like when i greet people literally like anybody was like hey mama and i was like hey mama and um. I started i kept calling her that um, which i think also is cute, because her full name, her government name child her government name is lilith monstar von frankenstein iconic thought that, like mama, would be a cute like nickname from like monstar like mama like mama. Stop something like that, should i leave it like it just. I have no idea what the back of my head looks like. I can't see that kids try this at home, just try. It you'll get better at it so funny in cosmetology school i um when we would have like cutting class and like there would be like there is like a science to cutting like there's a science to everything about hair that, like i just didn't know about like Before beauty school, i would just i would just go for it like. I would just do it. I had no idea that there was like measurements and, like you know, ways like ways to do stuff and we would um right before we would cut like. I would just i would always just go for it like i always just like. Did it and my [ __ ] teacher used to just like cringe, she would just be like. Why are you like? Can you follow rules ever like just once? I cannot. I simply cannot all right. The back of my head is super [, __, ], botched okay, she cute or what else i'm cute. No, i hate how the [, __ ] lace looks on my [ __ ], tattoo um. I have to find a way to fix that, because my ghetto ass decided to get a face: tap, um. Okay, i don't hate it. I don't hate it. I feel very, i feel very light and free, which is what i wanted. I wanted because it's [ __ ], it's [, __, ], hot, it's [, __, ], hot and i'm supposed to wear sunglasses and a face mask all right and that's how to not cut a bop got. Ta have hairspray. This is bed head hard head. I have yet show me her competitor. Okay, show her to me. I'M hoping i'm gon na show the back if it doesn't look good i'll edit. It out. I literally wait all year for me to wear some body shimmer, because i am a 90s baby and this is what trashy [ __ ] do. Okay, so i have been mixing soul, shimmering, dry oil and it looks like this come on honey. It looks like this. So i'll mix that and then i'll mix it with the iconic london illuminator, my nails are so dirty um, iconic, london, illuminator and then i'm gon na hit it with colourpop highlighter. So, let's see, i think this is what i did in my um. I just wanted on my chest. I don't i'm probably not gon na wear. I don't have any clean clothes like if i could leave the house in my bathroom, but my mom, my mom would have a heart attack. One time i went to i went to go. Drop clothes, not clothes, um, orders off in a um nightgown and she was like how are you my daughter like? Do you not care about anything? Something in here is extra shimmery. I don't know like this brush. I haven't washed my brushes in forever. It'S kind of disgusting, it's actually really disgusting um. I don't know why. I'M like that with myself, because with my clients like i'm so ocd, i'm usually am ocd but, like i guess maybe i'm just like. I don't think about it. I told you that's why i need a wife. I need somebody to wash my makeup brushes holy chained up today, goddamn, okay, that looks very beautiful. Okay, so we might not need the iconic london illuminator. I don't know what else i might have put like a glitter in here or something because it's usually not that shimmery, but i love it um, i'm going to put on a killer shirt. I promise because please don't report me love to take this thing. I know it's just very, like hollywood glam to me and then just push that in beautiful and i use urban decay all nighter and then for lotion. I like to use the hemp tattoo enhancing body moisturizer. I got this from walmart. It smells amazing. It'S supposed to just make your tattoos look super uh, just vibrant. I should have put some on my chest: um. Oh it just smells amazing and then for perfume. I am using the dossier fresh floral number, two um. I believe this is either the chanel might be the chanel one. I think no, this is the dior one, the chanel one. I keep in my car um, the duke okay, so we are all done that is it for this quick and easy bob tutorial summer? We'Re not, i need to breathe. I can't i just can't with long hair right now, maybe next week, maybe tomorrow who knows but um. I love you guys so much. Thank you so much for watching. I hope you guys are staying safe. I have a blessed and beautiful morning, night day, wherever you are and i love you bye,