Find The Wig For Your Gig: Jewtorials With Miz Cracker
- Posted on 10 May, 2019
- Lace Front Wig
- By Anonymous
Miz Cracker of RuPaul's Drag Race season 10 teaches you how to find the perfect wig for your mug and budget!
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It'S ten minutes in and my heels already hurt. It is so difficult when you have to wear heels all day long and you weigh almost 120 pounds. I'M just kidding I'm nowhere near that. Don'T publish that cut lie, ball, grab, hey everybody, it's miss Crocker and it's time for a tutorial from a Jew. That'S a tutorial. This is a brand new web series. Is that what it's called you've got questions? I'Ve got answers about, drag life and drag life, I'm not wearing nails today, because I'm trying to teach you a lesson in these first episodes. Things are gon na get a little bit hairy. Where I tell you about my favorite thing in the world. As you know, in drag one day, your hair, the next you're out, if you're a baby Queen strolling down the aisles of a beauty store here, are some of the rules. You need to keep in mind. While you are shopping for the wig for your gig, what makes a high quality wig? Is it just about money, and the answer is not necessarily I'm gon na tell you the top five things that you need to look for in a wig. That will let you know that what you're bringing home is silky soft and it's gon na make you look expensive. Like many Annie, we live in an age where drag competition is extremely fierce. The last thing you want is to look like you are wearing a shake-and-go wig if an audience sees a shake-and-go, wig they're gon na shake and go. The first thing you need to look for in a beautiful wig. Is a nice lace front. First of all, the color should match your skin tone. So when this get glued to your face, it looks real nice and seamless. The lace should be full and long, and when you hold it, it should be able to flop right down if the lace is stiff. That means it's plastic and when you glue it to your face, it will cast shadows on your skin, giving you a terrible dark frame on your face. Turn it around on the inside, and you can see that the lace extends an inch away from the hairline. There'S. All this space, where the hair is beautifully hand tied for a cheaper wig, this area will only be about a centimeter thick. That means that this ribbon right here is gon na show. Every time you lean your head forward, you do not want that. Some wigs are a hundred percent lace from the front all the way down to the back of your head. If you can afford that, god bless you, but this is a tutorial honey. We looking for a little bit of a bargain, but why does it matter if you have a nice soft lace, I'll tell you this rule brings us to this week's gems and don't you get a wig like Bianca Del Rio, you cannot clock that lace. The fabric is nice and soft laying directly on her face. You don't see any wig. All you see is hair, there's no ribbon here and the hairline doesn't look like it was made by a machine. It looks like the hairs are growing here: they're everywhere, right out of her scalp, do not get a hard lace or a hard front. If you're wondering what that looks like it's kind of like this, there's none of the lace and all of the track just staring your audience right in the face. Some queens do not mind at all. If their wig looks, cheap, kochia is fine with looking crazy. So let's have a look at a few of her wigs, there's hard edges they're a little bit choppy a little bit flat. She doesn't mind. Do you number two, the tracks? You want your wig to be nice and tight. Just like me, honey look at the tracks. They should be college-ruled very close together, nice and pitched. If you can pass a fist between the tracks. It is not the right hair for you, sweetie number, three, the right size in the wig game, just like any other size matters honey. It'S not that the wig has to be big; it just has to fit you perfectly. Let'S be honest here: every person has a different sized head, while violet chachki has an 18 inch waist. I believe I heard that Kim Chi has a 27 inch head. She doesn't have to go wig shopping herself. She just sends her personal shopper with a watermelon. All I'm asking you to do when you buy a wig is what you would do with any piece of clothing: try a [, __ ] on notice, this beautiful perfidia wig. When I pull the hair aside, you can see that the lace falls all along where my natural hair line would be. It'S not. You know behind my goddamn ears, sometimes you'll take a wig home and it's basically a yarmulke which, as a Jewish girl, I appreciate, but it may not be the look you're going for honey. It'S not that much trouble to hassle the girls behind the counter. Try the wig on and see if it's something you want to pass over number four choosing a hair color, that's right for Jew, not every hair! Color is right for every Queen people. Ask me all the time cracker. Why do you choose blonde? It'S all about light and color darling to the human eye. Light colors look bigger. I am a Jewish girl. Everybody knows I have very strong features when I wear a big bright fluffy blonde wig. It makes my face look small compared to what's going on up here. If you want another example of a big face in the business, just look at Trixie. Her contours have carved that turkey down, but she still wears nice big blonde fluffy, wigs to give herself a hand on the other end of the spectrum. Of course, we have violet chachki, the [ __ ] likes to look small and sleek. If you want to choose that this is what we're talking. A darker wig is gon na make your head seem much smaller, but be where violet chachki gets away with this, because she has a beautiful, feminine jawline and high beautiful cheekbones. If you do not have these things, you are gon na. Look like a falcon. Your nose will come forward and look big. Your face will look full when it's framed by that dark hair go ahead and try it, but beware, number 5 last, but certainly not least how much it should cost as a Jewish girl. I am very focused on quality, but even more focused on the damn price. When I go hunting for a wig, I go through the five stages of Jewish grief, bargaining, bargaining, bargaining, bargaining and bargaining. I want a wig that looks expensive, but doesn't hurt me in the wallet in the wallet. A lot of girls think that you have to spend a lot of money to get a nice lace front. This [ __ ] cost me $ 30. Look at every single thing that I walk down: the runway, not a one of those was more than $ 30 and I got away with it sashay away. What matters with the wig is not the price tag, but what you do with it in the next couple of episodes, I'm gon na show you how to take a wig that has all the great qualities you need from the lace to the tracks, to the colors And I'm gon na tell you how to make it look like a million bucks at the end of the day like that and that and that, and this this is literally just to $ 30 wigs and once the cat was out of the bag and on to My head, it looked like a Persian darling. I could go on all day about the intricacies of what makes a lace-front perfect, but this is all you have to remember. If it feels wrong, it probably is wrong. Get the lace front that makes you say sad. The class is over for today, don't worry next week. Jewel will be back in session with more tutorials. That'S a tutorial from the chew in Tobin. Lots of love from your good Judy, miss cracker, judy judy. Now, okay, I can't work like this whoa she's, like the jay-z of Jew, jokes
Comments
abi: I honestly love how Katya doesn’t care about the way her wig looks, it adds to her katyaness. honestly, there are no words to describe her style, it’s gorgeous!
Eric Vitale: "if you're a baby queen strolling down the aisles of a beauty store" and then Blair St. Clair pops up lmao
Elly Patron: Coming for Katya in your first episode is super ballsy
Kate: I’m here for this in a huge way. Thanks for creating something worthy of being alongside Trixie & Katya’s web show excellence. ♥️
Aküma: I miss review with a Jew. :)
Brenna Moran: Also,,, I loved her read on katya and that she talked about arguably 4 of the most famous drag queens of all time (excluding ru and other pre drag race legends ofc)
LauryB: "And I got away with it!" *cuts to footage of her elimination* THE SHADE. THE SHADE OF IT ALL. I love you my salty snack!
Erika D: Oh yay, I'm here for a Miz Cracker web series! This was so insightful
Vel Jayco Palmes: I agree to Bianca’s wigs, it looks nice and it looks like growing out from her head
BossLadyMel: I’ve been asking queens for yrs for a video like this. TYSM FOR MAKING THIS!! I’ve always wanted to try wigs but know nothing about how to buy them. Much love!
The Vixen: Don't take James Mansfield's gig first WowPresents, I see you
Daniel Y Irei: I need a "Jew pun" counter on this series
khaegii: "If you're a baby queen strolling down the isles of a beauty store..." *Blair comes into frame*
Miss Juiceboxx: Shady as hell.. “And I got away with it..” *elimination clip*
cursed possession: if katya doesn’t mind neither do i
Pepodrops: finally her own show!!!!
joshuaohneh: THIS IS SO AWESOME!!! Thanks for this genius format, Miz Cracker rocks
michelle vargas: I am so HAPPY to see you again Miz Cracker ! keep'em coming girl.
Michael Parrish: I can already tell im going to learn so much random useless knowledge from this biological woman now that she has own series
Found In The Woods Bushcraft: I love this!!! It definitely was not a drag. Thanks so much for the upload. Look forward to your next video.
Stephen Byrne: I need more episodes she is my fave queen
Nikie Nu: I'm so glad you're starting these episodes on WOW I can't wait till the next ones I keep going back we watching them I love you so much
Isabel GP: I want the second season of this show! I re-watch the first season all the time, I love it
geoz: I love this already yall better not stop posting episodes
Rooster: YESSSSSSS! I've been waiting for more Cracker material! Easily my fave queen to grace the stage.
StunningBeech: I love her, she’s a STAR STAR STAR
Adolfo Diaz: I love this, more please.
Sara glittermepink: Miz Cracker you are the one honey! I just love you to pieces ❤️
Gustavo Adolf Arvelo: AAAAAAH I LOVE MIZ CRACKER KEEP THOSE TUTORIALS COMING
Ravenna Ramos: This is like a year old!! I’m glad WoW finally put it up on YouTube instead of hogging it on their pay channel!
moltenwhisper: "Carved that turkey down" jewsus, gurl!
judywu: I love miz cracker!!! She is so funny!
John Macasinag: Me: looking for a good video to watch before doing chores. Also me: YASSS! THIS IS IT!
AdamOfNebb: Yes waiter, more of this please.
Michelley X: I'm so excited for this series
Luca Ortolani: Oh they're getting a second camera point WE STANUPGRADES
죵: WOW I AM EXCITED FOR MORE OF THIS
Jackie Rocha: I need like 3 seasons minimum of Jewtorial!
E Swon: These tips will come in handy. I start chemo next week for breast cancer and I will need all the help I can get.
AlexCarrillo: I am totally here for this! Love it
Danni Sheridan: We stan a educational queen.
Celeste Lera: I'm here watching again and again the jewtorials because I need new ones please.
B: More Miz Cracker, please!
luna: Ok Katelyn time for dinner!!! I love her so much ♥️
tricia bolanos: Are we going to get more eps?? This series is awesome
Marcials Blends Hair: LOVING THIS SHOW
Marco Cliselli: Please make this one stick. She is a legend!
Kase lea: Yasssss my favourite Jew back on YouTube sharing her wisdom and wise cracks with us!
yuumi: we stan an experienced hair queen
Cali Alice: Awesome! I'm so looking forward to the next episodes!!
Daenerys was just Remodeling: Whoaaaa she’s like the Jay Z of Jew jokes
Alexi Pembrooke: Hot take: hard front wigs with a good rooted front not only looks better, but lasts longer than your average lace front wig. There’s NOTHING wrong with a hard front or a harder lace wig if you play around with it and figure out how it’s going to work for your specific look.
Ivan Montoya: I love Miz Cracker!!!! ❤️
kurakai18: this was so helpful i need wig advice !
iTeacupPanda: I haven't seen Aquaria look this good in a while.
dandreionn: I HAVE BEEN SINGING FOR 3MONTHS YOUR CHER IMPERSONATION "VOCODER SOMETHING I CAN BELIEVE"
To Kate Tu Ζur: darling.......jadoreeeeeeeee! u killed it! looking frwd for next episodes!!!!!!! ❤
Eleyein: I’m 100% here for this and Miz Cracker
William Parmenter: I love the energy!
Jose H.: I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
MsLancingNYC: too funny! loves it!!! <3
Andrea G: Love her!!!
Gracie Fletcher: Get a lakefront that says YAAAAAASSSSS THIS IS ITTTT! You're the best Miz Cracker!!
AvaAnnie: Love Miz Cracker!
Ulises 2019: Yesssss Miz cracker is sooo cute in her mannerism improved by the editing we all fell in love with maybe simile to unhhhhh
Snix Moscato: You know how many baby queens are dying for videos like this
dogfriend: don't call Katya out like this ma'am! she didn't win drag race! donate your lace fronts to mrs. katya today
Sergio Melendez: With all those Jew puns, I wonder if she has a lot more left for the next episodes.
Seth Valentine: Coming for Katya's wigs when your padding looks the way it does. Lol
G. Morte: Miz Cracker, Miz Cracker! What do you do with the lace front if you’re brown? They don’t really make them darker than tan.
Glenn Laroche: Oy gevalt, I'm plotzing.......more from our best Jew-dy, already!!!!!!!!!
Mila's Dollfilms: I want more <3
thatreinbow: Yeah, Trixie likes to wear big wigs
Eva E.: Miz madame cracker, I'd love a lace front but they so expensive. There aren't many shops in Belgium (this is coming from a poor cosplayer, not a Queen). I really still adore miz cracker, I love her <3
carbonumbrella: If the audience sees a shake and go wig, they'll happily remain at that Katya show and cheer enthusiastically. and that's perfectly fine
rextrek: Loved! Have you ever collaborated with Jaymes Mansfield on WIGS? He is Amazing at Bring a cheap wig to Life ...he got a wig at Goodwill for 3$ ...and it looks Amazing when he was done with it....
j money: Oh wow, some unexpected shade. Just casually reading Katya's wigs lol.
Aleee XxX: Yes!!!! I NEED MORE CRACKER
Hors Ligne: I love miz cracker soooooo much !!!
Your Friend Kevin: so... like James Mansfield's channel but more expensive?
jesykahope: Give me all the Miz Cracker videos
Britney Lee: Yaass I am so here for this series!
Joyce Espino: thank you for the knowledge mama!
Thalyson Mutz: I wish you would give a tip for buying wigs online without knowing if it’s going to fit. That’s my biggest problem with my huge head
Oli M: Ugh so funnyyy As someone from tiny Perth, i had no idea wigs came in sizes or that u could try them on. @_@ i just order them on ebay then cry when they're way too huge on my head
Artemis Wheelock: Does anyone know where she gets her wigs? I want one
skye: MIZCRACKERMYFAVOURITE❤️
Jessica B.W.: Love this!
Alejandro Martinez: I love it <3
omri s: Is she trying to balance herself on a skateboard?
Anita Heart: Miss Cracker is the best... ❤️
Pixy Rose Jes: Yay! Jewtorials!
slywall12: Cant wait to see you on AS5
batgurrl: I didn’t realize how funny Miz Cracker would be just on her own. Give us more please!
Eric Ison: is Kaitlyn behind the scenes? We need more Kaitlyn interjections
KAL: I love this!!!!!
a rajah stan: Is this gonna be a permanent series ???
Aaron Cain: Why did this feel like the result of a RuPaul's Drag Race challenge?
Just Wendt: Liked it better when you owned the rights to your own work. Guess the channel this was originally aired on is no more. Great comedian you are.
REDVELVET 4LIFE: I need more... now!!