I Sent Ludwig A Package ;)

What'S up everybody good to see, you all welcome back happy wednesday, an unusual wednesday stream from us today uh today we're going to be reacting to ludwig's p.o unboxing instruments, his final one and i sent him the best package of all. I send out my credit card. Yeah sounds like a dumb idea, but it's good content. If he does it because, what's better view to title than i gave my credit card to ludwig, there isn't a better title: it just works, so we're gon na see it's reaction down, open or unboxing that and all that jazz and all the other things i send Them as well they're, pretty cool, um and also just good content. So uh minnie ace good to see you both. How are you doing today? What'S up? What'S up how's it going people hey, oh god, what did i just do? I just tried to open my chat for obs and now i'm stuck uh. How do i escape oh, no hold on chat. I did. I did an oopsy. Let me do this and then let me do wait. No wait pause, chant! No! I broke it hold on i've actually signed in now. I clicked the thing that said like signed into youtube to use my chat thing and then i i realized. I didn't want to do that. But oh well, i have to verify or you can. I can't even anyways i wish chad was actually on the side um. It is kind of i'll show you hold on. I got ta figure out the sign in thingy, okay and we're just in time, because ludwig's stream should be starting here in about four minutes. Give or take give or take, ah, why did it open the actual youtube channel? What how do i refresh this? Let me show you guys: what's going on real quick, so i made it so my chat was in actual obs and it was here and i clicked to like type in the chat and then um it didn't it. It just took me back to youtube, and now i don't know how to reset that. Oh no! What if i just do this, this is gon na, actually actually wait check check! Oh check. Okay, that's the wrong! One though hold on check check check. Ah, there we go: aha, we're good, we're gaming. Okay, i forgot. I reset my piece all right. I updated my pc and then i i fixed the audio things on the twitch um overlay set, but i didn't fix them on the youtube overlay set. But now we should be good. Very nice. Aha ludwig is late and i am not pog me. I am so good at this. Okay, i'm gon na also switch my camera. Real, quick chat. Give me half a second psych is already plugged into the correct one. I just got ta go over here and change it to here. Bingo now we're looking hd baby nice, oh damn! Oh that's! Why uh my stream deck buttons, don't work, and i am dumb there. We go nice! Look at that! Late, wig, late, wig, hi, lead chat! All right we're good to go. I'M excited, i'm really excited professional streamer keck w you better believe it hey another quick thing: i'm gon na show for ludwig here, real quick um. If you don't already have it uh go get his extension. It'S a truffle tv um and it lets you connect your youtube, your twitch. It lets you get your own custom color in chat um. It is fan fantastic um. You can even do the member badge which i actually need to do. Do i have my member badge, hello? Oh, i need to fix that. I thought i did that already i'll. Do it again later anyways but yeah you can. You can make more chat, more readable. It just makes youtube experience way. Better um so definitely go check that out for sure it's fantastic um did i send out my tweet, i didn't hey, you guys should go uh go give my tweets some some some love for the algorithm pog you all right. We are good to go. We'Re just waiting on ludwig now i can't believe my box is right there. So pog i made a fire tweet about it too. I just said there: it is at ludwig. That'S the best box, nice alex. What'S up homie good, to see you! Oh, you know what i should have chat. I should do a super chat right around when he is um opening my box. What should i say, though, logie good to see you again by the way um? What would be like a good message to send if i were to do that? I think i for five dollars. It'S like what 150 words yeah or characters. Would i just be like this is this is the best box who is logie? Okay, sorry, andrew lodge. Sorry. Sorry, my my bad sorry youtube be like that. That'S the other! Really nice thing about um. Ludwig'S extension is you can customize your name in chat um, so it doesn't so to other truffle tv members, it'll show as your like, twitch username, so again go get his extension. It'S great great great great, see the drive-thru in line for pizza. While watching this, let's go also, what kind of drive-thru line is there for pizza? Oh ludwig, hold on ludwig, i like how the chat is just all poggies. Oh thank you very much j man for getting tickets to the show. Why do i feel shorter than normal? There we go power ticket sales - i don't know i asked, and they said they don't know until the end of the day, but hold on i'm going to review this reference sold out anyway. What'S up how's it going boys what is up? Welcome back to the stream? One sec chat: you can talk about yesterday, not really. I just had a plan for the stream. My original oops, okay, i'm not enthralled by it. I wish it would have worked, but it's mine guess has their own reward system, which is really cool. Why is stream freezing like he's pausing at me, for some reason for ludwig me thinks i mean you're not wrong, i'm not denying that for half an hour expansion pack too. All right now we're gaming. Now we're good. I feel like i'm playing yu-gi-oh and the moment. I i landed to battle. I'M like great, i have a beautiful strategy, is my: is history lagging for everybody or is it just me? Donkey kills me and then my back rank units in the front. Can somebody pull up his stream on your guys's like end and tell me if it's lagging for you guys it's non-stop, maybe it's fine, now geoguess or vods over. Instead, i might try some geoguesser. I mean i'm still having fun late game, it's vulture or lose. I tried a non-vulture run and you know what i lost. How high am i i'm zero? Do i seem high? Does he seem popular it? Why does he say that, like he's, not you guys smoking a little bit of that 420 wow. I didn't realize today's 4. 20., i think it's because your stream's a little laggy for me, i haven't, got any drop frames or anything yeah baby weed, wow dude. I wish i could get high. I wish because i [ __ ] love smoking, that [ __ ] problem. I'M working! Oh he's working, ah i'm working, i think it's fine. Now i think it's just being weird dude, you know how it is boss makes a dollar boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That'S why i got ta stay. Well. I guess that's why i'd get high on company time final po unboxing ever i can't even do 420 because it is only 50 characters. Working feels bad man. True, i still got ta think of a message if i send uh when he's doing it, i don't even know if he'll read those at that time. Last po unboxing ever in in the history of p.o unboxings. Ever until i know what i'm gon na say, it well in perpetuity so forever all right, final p.o unboxing. Ever before i shut that [ __ ] down, i got so much stuff lumo. I will open it all and give it the love and i'm gon na wait for it until he starts reading some of them, but i think that'll work. What do you guys think for this message? There we go quick, tweet, quick tweet, for the boys. Why is the picture? Why is this the last pl unboxing? It is the final one. This isn't a meme. This isn't like, and then next week i'm like just kidding it's the final one, because i got a brand new p.o box wow. It'S it's actually the final one forever. Why? Oh sad music just feels like it's time. You know it's been nice. I love how the sag ones are like smooshed, because uh youtube doesn't have like wide emotes. A lot of awesome. Custom designs mogul moves rug. My package is pretty above average, oh you're, so smart ace, you're, so smart [, __ ]. I even got a custom keyboard that was in a po box. It said, don't open on stream, it's one of the best keyboards i ever got, but it's time to say goodbye, we've been doing it too long. You know, and sometimes people write me a really sweet letter. Hey ludwig, been watching for a couple years now and look i don't mean to be parasocial. I know you didn't save my life but okay hold on. It'S helped me out a lot. You know when things got rough, your content was there and then this is me all right cool. That'S awesome great to hear okay, how about like that? What'S next on the p.o box agenda and it feels a little bad, i think that's pretty good. It feels a little bad. I feel bad, that's cool. What is your name, samir samir, this dick? Are you trying to get me got him anyway. Let'S take a look at the next item: bum bum bum, so you know that's. Why that's? Why so genius chat. So genius, so so i feel like in and i've even heard of some complaints me when i don't think people in the past where they send an item and i open it, and i do the exact thing like how ace is being like my type check. Real quick, you could read it off stream yeah, but the problem is some people send things wanting me to read it and react the way they want me to react in the moment, and i don't do that. You have to do like this plus i'm a millionaire. So, like isn't the appeal of a p.o box like what's going to be in the box, what is he going to receive? Surely he will ensue with 30 packs of condoms and a giant barrel of lube that a random viewer sent, but that's just what an amazon stream is too to a higher stake. You know, and it comes out of my pocket instead of a random person's pocket. I guess that makes sense yeah he likes the amazon streams because it's still not him deciding, which is the exciting part of hot lives. It fits in butts. You know um you get that lube, though, where, if it's appealing boxing people are spending the money and then he doesn't also have some control over what he gets. It'S it's a dirty, matcha latte with regular milk. That looks like myself like green, healthy juice. That'S what we're doing that's what we're doing today, the final p.o box ever. Did i open it even like water, stupid credit card got rejected, so i had to re-buy everything, but i think they should be here soon. I don't know why this is on my desk. Okay, just a wig cap is there a reason that i was supposed to have this. It'S like slime put in his room. Wig cap. I mean it's addressed to me. Wear it all right. I can do a slime impression for the there we go yeah. I was gon na, say: yeah, good, good old, slime, uh little slime, cosplay, very nice. It'S like a nylon stocking, but for my head bald would ever pull out the lace front. It just looks like he put a condom on his head. I'M not gon na lie. I look less bald and more like a lunch. Lady honestly facts holy [, __ ]. He does look like that cs go skin. Is my hairline always like that? Oh no lud, blood, you're balding, yesterday's stream got him pretty bad. Why is it doing that? Oh no blood homie. What where's all my hair he's about to get sponsored by keeps hey! You guys have access to clip things on my channel now right, there's like a little clip button down here for my streams, you guys should clip some of these. Oh no! This is what soda pop and got banned for. Okay i'll just deal with it, uh no baldwin, sad! Actually, everyone starts to mull that or bald after 23. True doing all right, it's a day by day, anyway, we have a that's a lot of packages. That'S a row of boxes, it goes guys, look at it! Look at it! That'S mine! There'S mine packages got a [ __ ] ton of postcards p.o box out the wazoo god, damn it putin doing terrorism cringey. I want to pull up his chest than anything. I'M expecting some shirts, that's why i wore my ride or die trucker shirt because i wouldn't mind leaving it down here. Is that an xqc impression grant mcdonald, but i guess they're close, i guess they're close sure. Okay, there we go. It was more 18 naked cowboys. Why is so bad? It'S just a it's just a card they're similar. No, it's not just a card there's way more than just a card in there. I didn't just put a card in this package. You'Ll see you guys will see. You have to wait and see. It'S not terrorism. Is it it's war crimes, isn't war crimes, just terrorism done by a government wow that is so true holy [ __ ], not to get political. That'S the most based thing. I'Ve heard war crimes are just terrorism done by government. Damn never thought of that buying dinner. First, i might how many packages do we have like 40, we got a [ __, ] ton of packages 40 packages based. Why didn't you do the whole thing in like wizard101 next week, the emotes logie, oh mogul mail or mogul money, not mogul mail? Oh yeah! This is final mogul mail thing separate he's doing like a live show which is pretty cool almost at 400k. I'Ll. Take that uh mogul money. I think i already told you guys about this, but tickets are officially on sale right now. That is crazy, an interested person. I would love to go this to this. If i like lived near l.a he's in la and you want to see mogul mail, that is not what i expected skinny, but thanks you want to see mogul money live uh, you can. I want to play mogul money. Live money live at um, the youtube theater in sofi stadium, very cool tickets are already kind of selling. Well, i'm actually kind of happy we've almost fully sewed sold out of these are all the facts. Wow and there's only he's filled up a stadium that big already wow cleaned up. I mean we got these outskirts, but this is only pre-sale and it's old, that's crazy. These are all locked as well. I don't know why they're locked but they're locked whoa, who are the participants. I don't want to leak too much. That'S actually insane to think that many people have already bought tickets to his event. The participants will be jay. Schlatt jay schlatt will be there a participant of mogul money, jay schlatt. I can leak one more, this stream. I can leak one more. Let me think. Let me think i can leave one more. Isn'T there only three guests: how would you like lurk or leak? One more that'd be over half. Imagine it's like dream or corpse world famous conor eats pants. Okay, we like connor, we like connor, nice, great clap in the chat. This is a really quiet, clap, that's right! World famous isn't json publicly an american republican, so i have to introduce him legally in the contract. Part of it's like i don't know if it's legit or not, let's say this friday. Like i know i said some such [ __ ] before but like the whole thing, almost feels like a force fully go on sale right now. Look you know like. I don't think it's like that: crazy right as the people at live nation, they have sold concert venue tickets for a while. Having said that, i have no [ __ ] clue why it works the way it does, because they wanted me to do a pre-sale, but the pre-sale is just a regular sale. You just have to put code tall in when you're going to buy a ticket. How many guests are there six? Hmm, so you did more than one round. Oh, you thought they were just three. Ah, how foolish of me [ __ ], oh you're, in for it now yeah exactly andrew damn. Now i'm calling you andrew what the hell so seven in total with you yeah i mean i guess if you want to say it like that, so anyway, pre-sales right now you need code tall to buy tickets, it'll be a bit of a bracket situation. Look, i'm not gon na leak too much right here: okay, i'm not gon na leak too much right now just leak, everything it feels so weird not being called lodge you're the one who brought it up the first time. The reason i haven't like announced every guess: that's coming one. I want to release it as it goes, but two i don't like these are people that i'm asking to do mogul money live they're. Not how do i phrase this in a way i'm not going to schlatt and being like yo, you have to like meet all these people who are excited to be you so on the tickets, i'm not trying to advertise it with the people in the show, because I i'm not asking them to do all the effort of meeting everyone, and so, if you're going expecting to be like i'm going to see schlatt and meet schlatt, i mean you'll see them, but you don't you're, not you know what i mean, and so i like That, because my event, i'd feel bad. If i was like hey, not only do you come to my event, but every [ __ ] who wants to meet you, you got to say hi to. I wonder i wonder out of that chart he showed with all the seats gon na, be there how many of those seats are just people who want to see jay schleich, because he has a cult following process. How many are going just to see jj? I wonder at least a third right. How do i do health check? I don't know i don't know, go to the website and then it says: go to the website. 200 are merged. Jesus christ way it's going to work for the health. That'S a lot at the door. We just have one of those nurses there and then they're just going to just put their two fingers under your balls and you have to cough and that's the whole health check. So it's on site. We just to make sure that your heart's all good you're, not a rhythmic rhythmic heart, we'll just go fair enough, fair enough, so we'll take care of it all on site. Really. Health is our number one priority here. Oh, that is a good question. Is it just going to be streamed because you could totally just will i be doing a meeting watch? It live the vips, there's a specific, meet and greet hour, but i mean i'll shoot the [ __ ], with the crowd, there's a vip ticket. This is how i imagine it'll go ready if you are someone who is going to mogul money live. This is what it's going to do. Okay, the the rundown get in the rundown pause champ just an average ticket buyer will be streamed. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Why does this sound really bad? Also, i don't know what he uses for his camera stand, but it really sucks god. I love what they did today guys it looks so good. How are you doing okay? So if that sounds like a fun experience to you sounds fantastic tickets are on sale right now, who's sold, sold anyone sold sold because that's kind of all i got that's kind of the whole. I only just now saw the kirby up on the rafters. What the heck the whole shebang the room feels really dark. There you go. Let'S open some p.o box, stuff huh i like being able to walk around vip tickets. I will meet you they're already sold out wow. How much worse is that interaction like this hey how's? It going i'm ludwig, oh so that's also cool who's. Wow, you get a handshake wow. What'S up how much we paying for handshakes these days, paris also uh perry's warning, i'm taller than you think so. You'Re gon na be offended. If you thought i was short and you wanted to be taller than me - and i'm also very, very confident, very good at social interactions, also an athlete wanted to throw that one in there not really relevant. But if we do do a foot race, i would beat you because i'm an athlete fair enough, fair enough. These are all facts, not awkward, probably the most awkward person, i'm great, i'm great at social interactions, dude my nose, it's just so bad right now and i don't know why so annoying and i have a college degree, all right, pl, unboxing time whoa we got so Much stuff this box has a bunch of stickers on it, including that one discord user youtuber who has the cat as his profile picture. I think his name's like booga or something is he talking about mine, damn because mine, i think, has stickers on it's gon na. Take a while did he just call the wampus thing, a cat, [ __, ] huh, well happy 420, because it has the whompus sticker on it one more time, yeah beluga! That'S it with stickers on it. Is he talking about hold on turn on this light? Am i too dark because he could see like this, but this is covered. I don't know. No one can stop me from running with scissors in my own home, because this i have a discord one there anyways. Oh there's! No, oh! No! I think he's talking about this one, never mind the shipping cost a hundred and twenty six dollars jesus christ. What did you ship that is from where dollars for shipping? That'S actually insane shipping's expensive? I will say all right: mine was like 24 bucks. You know. What'S [ __ ] up it's it's also domestic shipping that was not international. What? How is that a hundred dollars? That'S insane? Oh [, __ ] uh. They wrote two ludwig scam, awgren and you spelled my last name wrong and you spelled it wrong and it's in a walmart, very nice, mike peaking still mike b, can turn it down slightly mike i'm great at this. What the [ __ ], what the [ __ ], the note is taped onto like a forklift training manual, what the [ __ ]! Why are you? Why do you even have this? That'S a nice forklift chat on screen that isn't that is a nice uh, nice forklift chat, see your chat's frozen all right. Let me read the note. Everyone chat, wait, chat, we're frozen, settle down! Oh no! Why is this chat so old? Why is this chat old? I love that. Wait, no chat, pog! Oh it's me! It'S us! It starts hey, lud, friends and lud buds. You guys we have been longtime viewers of your guys content and wanted to thank you by sending you some of our favorite merchandise. The two of us created a business at. Oh, i don't care is about anymore. The po box is just [, __ ] marketing for other companies. It'S marketing, no giant dildo company, and you want my giant dildos for your giant, butthole it'd, be so fun buds would love it now wonder it costs 100. Something dollars buy them. Everyone got some [, __ ], something to say something to sell. These did not about the love anymore. What happened to the love of the game? It'S a honey crisp, it's my favorite! Is he seriously just out there eating an apple? I want this, i'm angry, i'm hungry. Okay, it was mean.com or some [ __. ] too. Are you selling memes save for elon musk's twitter, please, if it actually just meme material in there, that'd be so funny 126 dollars in shipping. All of it is a [ __, ] write-off, goddamn business expense had ass, oh yeah! I actually got an apple okay. This apple's delicious it does look like a pretty good apple. I'M not gon na lie still don't know why it's taped to a forklift manual or whatever, but as i was whatever we made a business wow memehub.store when we were teenagers with the hopes of making people laugh at our crazy [, __ ]. You can also catch us at la comicon was part of your dream, making a [, __ ] ton of money. You can be honest. It had to have been a little part of it right. It'S not just making people like, there's, probably a profit imaginably imaginably, nice nice. We heard about the p.o box, opening we thought it'd, be the perfect opportunity to provide some content, use your twitch primes and subscribe on youtube. Okay, okay, it's kind of awkward! Everybody touch pride pitch. Prime yeah. You heard the man how much my chip was like 24 bucks. It'S like pretty dummy, hey, logi, you're gon na. Send me 25 bucks by the way you're still gon na. Do that masks feel tight at first stretch them as they won't rip. I promise i'm also trying to sell a crown wave 50 series series workers assist vehicle. I am not. What do you want from yeah by the cool yeah? Hey? Do any of you guys need a basically a [, __ ] forklift, i'm now a deal facilitator. I could use a forklift, so yeah yeah. Apparently that's [ __ ] forklift, who needs a forklift? Okay, it's like a forklift apparently. So it's actually kind of easy. I want to get 4k certified email. Okay, is it too late? Well, no, it's still read out pays for it because the money hasn't been spent per se bad for you you're a smaller creator. The money has been spent, so it just recoups that money willing to accept a forklift for a spot on mogul money. Okay, i'm gon na put this down. For now they also wrote s3k for life. This is the worst thing. I'Ve ever read ever damn all right. There you go: oh people happy pillow. All of a sudden, i'm back, i was being a hater hater and all they needed was one little trick to suck me back in white people. Happy'S chat check this out. You know it's double-sided and it said: there's sag. Oh, my god, there it is, bang bang. Didn'T you expect that one did you now we're back to sag for a loop? Oh, oh, oh nope! You guys are exactly happy again happy! You guys are doing happy, happy, we're happy! You know how there's those um somewhat cute, but also cringy couples on tick tock, who use those plushies that turn inside out. You know what i'm talking about, there's like these octopuses and that's how they convey their emotions rather than using words. The girlfriend will flip the octopus on angry side when she's angry, because she's baby, damn he just roasted so many people now ludwig, can just be like people happy sag i'll, just put my pillow here. There you go. This is me right now me when i can't use my primes. That'S me when you don't subscribe, you should subscribe just saying what is this? Oh, it included one of the flip out things, but it's an among us one. I think i can't even tell what this is. Is that not what i just described like one of those things that flip out people have these right now wait? This is almost exactly what i was just talking. It'S you're either feeling suss or angry feeling sus. All right check your stream elements check what about machine learning sauce right now. Did you donate okay, this one's fire all right, this one's fire like? If you look at all streamers, i have kind of taken the role in the streaming sphere of adam sandler. A couple hits back in the day now it just feels like he's, trying to make money and hang out with his friends uh-huh the yard. Grown-Ups too. He also, more importantly, constantly wears gross clothing. That would make you think, he's not a millionaire but he's a millionaire. This is a pretty good comparison here. Based end of the subathon was basically the end of the movie click yeah, oh damn we already did this bit. No, i know i bring it up, because this is too far you don't want to. Like. I understand i don't want a pepe pepe mask foley that i don't dress. Well. I understand that i know i don't dress well, but i'll be damned. If not only do i stop dressing well, he said you can stretch it. It won't break. So we're fine. Not only do i not dress well, not gon na break, he was right, but i'm wearing face mask oh there's more there's more! Actually too far. Oh that one broke, you know what it's probably better. I broke this, it's probably better. I broke this it it. It'S definitely better. I broke this uh, it's definitely better. Wouldn'T it broken. No, it doesn't break. No. That shouldn't have existed. Here'S the only other one that i think's bog, [ __ ]. You chad that one's pretty good, though that one's not bad, i'm sold. I wasn't sold and i'm back on [ __ ] you [ __ ]. You chat. That'S great! That'S beautiful! That'S art! Right! There, i'm on board with this company. We even have. What is this? A pillow cover a t-shirt, t-shirt time, paws champ? Is it lopani? Please be a little punny, it's not low pony. What is this? This is a body pillow. Oh it's a body, pillow charlie, it's a moist, critical body, pillow huh. Without the pillow wait with the pill with the pillow okay, you know this company's actually goated. I can cuddle my favorite streamer now every night, streamer body, pillows sheesh, these guys have a fire business idea. I know these guys are so smart right, huh yeah, looking fresh, easy, clap, nice, not bad, not bad at all. Oh the double up sudden, i'm rambu jr! All right, how do i open this is what i need to figure out. Did i lose my scissors? Is he going to put the body in the front or the pillow in the pillowcase thing? Oh there they are scissors pogs. This is still only the first box to be fair. It was a big box full of stuff because it was a 147 of shipping. Most packages are smaller. I went for one of the bigger, but not the biggest, but one of the bigger boxes. First, that was not even that much bigger than my box. I feel like set up charlie it'd, be disrespectful not to hello, austin austin in here, oh by the way, chat members. If you want, i don't know if you guys have noticed, but some people have been using predictions during the streams and that's because there is an experimental mode of our extension now renamed truffle.tv. His extension is so predictive literally so good. You guys might not know. This is true, though this is true and factual. So if you guys check off the experimental box, you guys can be you guys can be doing it, it meaning predictions and you can get channel points. Ludwig, doesn't know the good way to put a pillowcase on experiments. Make sure everything works and everything's all you know, makes it a hundred times easier than all that good stuff. Is this the actual last unboxing? Yes, oh yeah, although watching him, try and put a pillow in a pillow case is very satisfying yeah. We change it from mogul tv because, eventually, the goal is for this extension to be available to anyone on youtube, and i just think it makes more sense for it to be not named ludwig stuff. You know like if you could imagine watching array stream. You don't want to use the mogul extension. You want to use something. That'S a little more generic. I think. That'S! That'S! Better! Smart business decision, smart business decision, very nice white truffle, because the [ __ ] pig is so damn cute. The pig is cute, that's it! It'S the only reason i got for you. It'S a cute pig he's really struggling to get this pillow in the pillowcase. An oink oink was taken fair enough. Finally, fair enough i've, i've done it. I have achieved nirvana. This might be the charlie pillow. That is a god pillow like that, is i'd sleep with that yeah. What a i don't know about full size. That'S a okay! It'S not exactly full size! Just to be imagine if it was, it is slightly smaller than he would be in real life. It'S not just slightly a little bit like only like, maybe a couple inches around my [ __ ] and ball. Oh no way, charlie's getting paid for it. No he's taller than that he's a tall he's a tall. It'S you know it's it's more like here. Curly is pretty short, though, actually anyway, this is cool good box, even though this was from a company that was shilling stuff. This is the final shirt they sent. Yes, i'm a gamer, so women love me and fish fear me you're dead, beta and i'm the alpha. Okay, this was that one's of the box - i think just you went for too much here, actually never mind. This is the biggest miss of the box. You sent me an irl dogecoin. I wrote dogecoin nice okay, if elon musk had a p.o box. Oh dude! Imagine, oh i'm cringing, i'm out of products engine would be insane all right. You also sent me some weeb pins, but i ain't no goddamn weeb, but i'll leave it in the box for now all right all right. Next, next next box, we'll do an amazon one. Amazon time a gift for you suck it zack p.s. You helped me through a hard time when i cried luckily, because of nordvpn that changed, you use my promo code balls for four extra months when you purchase a two-year plan from zach. Damn nice chill zach and they sent me a pacifier okay. That says princess. That'S all right after telling me to suck it. I would watch that first, that's mildly disgusting um. I imagine i'll go through the first act, then the second stack so like we got a couple packages till it gets to mine mine's like midway. There'S zero note, but you got me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Is it cookies? Not me, it looks like food. No! Okay, no, it's not it's not some context. Um growing up, my family didn't have a lot of chocolate and sweets. Oh, it is chocolate. Okay. It was really like old lady stuff, like like caramel suckers, and these little desserts called after eights. It was a dessert, pretty simple idea. Oh i remember dessert that you would have it is after dinner, after eight p.m is is the name uh and that's the only real sweet that i have. I haven't have some thin mints. I might eat those fond of it and i didn't have like. I think i have a more adult. I'Ve never had these personally aka. I don't like that sweet stuff because of this anyway, i've told the story on the stream before and someone sent me um after dinner willies after eights that look like a penis nice. That is comical that doesn't taste good. Do you get another one? He likes it. Huh, that's delicious nice that that's a delight if i could munch on a willy after dinner. Going into this we know the sentence is going to be cringe right out of context like aao out of pocket like we know where this is going well. Let'S just try to get in one take here: okay, one take jake baby, one, take it one come on we're good, i mean if i could munch on one of these. I can't say this. I can't say this just say it you're, fine, it's fine! You can do you can do this, don't be a [ __ ] i mean if i could munch on a willy after dinner every night i would nailed it [ __ ] nailed it. That'S why you're the best baby there we go nice completion baby! That'S how you know he was a drama kid they're good. I thought they would be mint. The mint is very subtle. I like settlement. I like settlement, but they're better than after eights after eights, are actually kind of dog [ __ ], it's like literally just fondant layered with mint um, extract interesting any music streams. Soon. I predict a music stream very soon ooh music stream. Soon we love that. Okay, let's go next so far i have a full-size charlie. I will say i think the people happy pillows the best thing yet more amazon packages. What do we got? A newspaper? Okay, hello, lud, hope you, like the poster. Can you say [ __ ] you to my friend brandon? He does not like you anyway, have a good stream cringey credit card better true. Why do i got to be on cringy dabz's side? If you were asking me whose side i'd want to be on it? Would be brandon like if i'm sitting there and it's like all right, you have to pick who do you want cringy, dabs or brandon? His name is cringy dabs. I guess it's 4 20.. So this is a really big day for you. So i'm sorry to be mean also: do they fold that poster in half, like amazon shipping, just folded that thing in half, let's go brandon yeah yeah it almost like has a ring to it. You know it sounds so familiar all right. Back in 1971, the average income per year was 10 600. The u.s population was 207 million. Big events that happened were voting age lowered from 21 to 18., walt disney world opened wow. The u.s ends its trade embargo against china. The first starbucks opened in pike place market seattle, a ban on radio and television cigarette ads went into effect and the intel released the world first commercially available, microprocessor the intel 4004 wow. How much did things cost? A new house costs 28 000 dozen eggs who just thinks of sending this. Like, i don't understand the thought process. Somebody goes through to send this to ludwig um. A gallon of milk was a dollar eighteen, famous people that were born jared leto, elon, musk, atriac, winona, ryder, justin, trudeau, crazy. All of them have done blackface popular baby names, lisa david james, michael jennifer, michelle the super bowl chance for the baltimore colts. That was actually the second super bowl. Ever two popular songs were joy to the world. One bad apple me and bobby mcgee knock three times go away, little girl and tired of being alone crazy in the top movies. I have literally seen none of these willard billy jack dirty harry summer 42 fiddler on the roof, that's crazy. Anyway. This is cool. I don't know why. I should have this for 1971, it's cool, but there we go yeah. I don't know what the point is. Basically, still a cool poster, true it's in hey, we learned we learned about the 70s, don't you feel a little more rich in knowledge? Oh mine's, like the one under that one, i think dirty harry think. Let me check that's what the directors did it for? Okay, mine's two under that one later mine's in the chat under the target. You did something right next, oh, i can't wait to see what chat says about my package. Ooh. It'S a hoodie! That'S cute, small lance merch, oh pug! There'S a few of these in here. How can i tell the small ants, maybe the stickers [ __ ]? Is this like an emote sticker book? Oh it is it's actually sick, wow, that's kind of nifty. I love that where's. Our ludwig sticker book steal that from him i'm going to steal from small ant. That'S nothing new me with his logo, cool, stealing content from small act with his look, it kind of looks like an old school twitch hat. No note! No! No damn! Next! Oh pink! Pink, this is pretty. This is from brooklyn, not it's just a person who happens to be named brooklyn. I thought the place i'm going to steal from small ant ludwig's entire brand. That'S what i was saying. It'S a [ __ ] boom anna rose five percent. Maybe they failed labor joke basically trying to call ludwig ludwig old, but nothing related to him was on there. So i don't know, get back in there get back in there. How'S it going. Everybody pokemon see. We already know it like smoke, my pokemon the pokemon cards. So we already know we're going to get big punk. Sorry, this is for slime, [ __ ]. Why does slime get all the cool [ __ ]? Are you kidding me look at that damn damn it might not even be pokemon slime. He doesn't even like pokemon. I don't think it's pokemon, i'm i'm a glorified mailman, i'm a glorified man. Oh so slime doesn't have a p.o box. I'Ll just have ludwig deliver it. I was so excited. I was so excited for your gift. I'Ll put it in my slime closet. Don'T worry, i'm giving it to him right now. Can you pass the dump over [ __ ] i'll, get that shortly yeah all right next package? Oh no, i'm dropping frames! Oh no! It'S back saved! I put it aside, smiley face. Of course, i did smiley face smiley face yeah she's on the side. That is a mailman's job. After all, is that it? What is that? Oh, it's a divisor! That'S it! That'S it's a golf visor that doesn't look good at him at all. Am i crazy that just doesn't fit him howdy how's the form we're getting there it's a step-by-step day by day process. This is fragile on it bump hi chris. What'S up bro, this is chris wow. I would have never guessed from somebody's username being. This is chris wow, it's crazy jesus! Oh not the people good to see you, though, how you doing chris, no packing peanuts, are the worst packing peanuts. Okay, dude! I don't know yet how to get something out from over packing peanuts without all the peanuts coming out. It'S impossible, there's no way you just made it so much worse. Dude chat is that from arcane. How is this real? No, that is not real, there's, no way, that's real! This is like, if you gave an alien all of the internet and what they'd come back with among us x, arcane league of legends. You sent him the willys, that's sick. All right, i haven't thought you liked them. Nice league of legends teamed up with among us to create limited edition, fan favorite arcane characters through among us first ever yeah when you send it from amazon, you have to click like this is a gift, and then it lets you type, a message which is available On all platforms until december 31 - 2021. - oh that's a bit old wow. He hasn't opened his po box for a long time. Oh no is it food chat. I don't know it's a cookie. Cookies are gon na, be it's a cookie. Oh no um! I mean it's artful at least feeling the greatest about them. They should try it it'll, be good, it'll, be fine. I hope i guess in the youtube video uh, you can see my chat messages zoomed by nice, sussy cookie, it smells alright. I think it's either gon na be stale or not. Oh, that looks pretty stale. It'S shortbread, though i don't think shortbread goes that bad. I mean that's just a delicious cookie. Let'S go yummy cookie, that's much more how's it cool! Thank you omogus. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for making my channel. Thank you emogus. Thank you for making my channel damn true. Thank you for that. That'S pretty, based, not gon na lie, he's doing good smiley face. Oh so many peanuts, peanuts, peanuts. Next, shrimp survival ties into the theme very well. It'S called sussy sandals, sassy sandals. Oh my show us the other cookies. Oh [, __ ], wait. I got them out to do that. Here'S one arcane, not as cool it's. Just it's just printed on and then this one is a character. Oh that's the yeah! I also do, but let's say it on the left. You know what for fun. Let'S say it on the count of three one: two, three poro, it's a poro! That'S what it is! It'S a poro! Oh some of you guys were a bit slow there. Some of you guys were a bit slow. The answer was poro genius, very smart yeah, i'm a bit of a league head. I don't know if you guys know who atrialk is, but i once 1v1 him and beat him in the game of league of legends hello. I am a big fan of yours. We hope you enjoy the slides they were designed and created by a 14 year old in encinitas. California, don't give me his address, i we would love to give you a few pairs to your fans if you're interested hit us up at sussy sandals all right, everybody, let's play our favorite game - is that brand actually creating something? That'S cool that we're excited about, or is it just someone who's trying to use this as a marketing opportunity? I think they're gon na be mid. They'Re gon na be mid. I think. Let'S take a look package. Is nice at least oh? Is it just like among us on the yeah? That'S that's less than mid. To be honest! Oh no! No, when they said a 14 year old designed it, i thought it was because it was gon na like it was gon na. Look like an adult made it. This looks like a 14 year old made it damn. That'S great! That'S awesome! These are way better than i thought. They'D be yeah. Sign me up baby. I was so nervous because what i thought it was gon na be, i thought they were gon na, like it was gon na, be like some fancy. [ __ ]. Isn'T this funny that i'm going from literally getting something from an actual among us like from a camel true to somebody just taking all of inner sloth's ip and then trying to make money off of it? They made their whole brand saucy sandals. Their whole brand is stealing vip. Hey me and you both brother [, __, ], fair enough yeah, can't argue with that. Can'T argue with that: they're rubber, sandals uncomfortable as [ __ ], but who cares ew rubber sandals? That'S what it's all about baby cycuno got the same ones: lol yeah, i feel like. If i were someone who wanted to promote my business. One of the first things i would do is send my products to every influencer's po box and make some catered custom message. In fact, i did this, you guys. I never told you guys about this, but a while ago, a long time ago, i used to work at a vape company called iq vapes and we were working on a bunch of well. You even made a video about this one time where, like made a hat and then sold it to streamers journalism, but i did know one streamer who vaped and his name was greek god x. So i randomly sent him a custom, ggx vape, which is what he called his viewers and uh and he opened it on stream. And then he pulled up our website and the entire company sat around and watched greek god x open up this vape, and that was it and we just watched him. Do it mm-hmm and and we all popped off because, like 200 people went to our website zero sales? Oh damn anyway, hi lud, i'm a youtube frog, but i guess we all are now figured. I would knit you a hedgehog since your p.o box is closing. I mean that's awesome. I don't know why you figured that, but i'm excited to see this hedgehog now. Thanks for the awesome content, the eyes ended up lopsided, but i guess that's a plus okay p.s. I wanted to make a bald angry one for slime, but didn't have time, and then they drew all the members of the yard and a frog. It was actually very cute yeah exactly he did do the same thing. Look at that! It'S a very cute. Drawing of the yard - and then oh, those are sick. How about? I love those doodles? That'S nice! All right! Let'S take a look at the hedgehog hedgehog, that's so cute! I love it a little lopsided, but i almost would say it's charming. You also gave him a pimple, damn cute hedgehog. Let'S do this. Kirby needs a friend, oh beautiful, fake story, i'm pretty sure you can still find the vape on greek god x's subreddit. The second part of the story is the embarrassing part. I i don't even know if i should say this when i went to twitchcon the fight the last twitchcon there was in san diego uh san diego twitchcon 2019.. It was a very small streamer at the time that is crazy. That'S been a twitchcon since 2019.. Nobody came up to me the entire weekend, except for pay money wobby, but i did have a mission because i told my company that i needed to go to twitchcon for business as a business expense. Ah, and i told them, the reason was so. I could give greek god x, the vapes in person, wobby yeah webby knew me from a podcast that i'd done all the time. So i i i made the entire trip during work hours, a business trip that would be written off pretty smart. The only thing i had to do being give greek god x a vape. I couldn't do this and not give greek god x the vape. Otherwise i would be like just lying to my employer, so they had the vapes they printed them all out. For me, it was like really nice packaging. I end up following greek god x around for like two hours, i'm not even kidding you two hours, oh no! No! Oh! No! He'S with like sodapoppin and x and he's like a big group and i'm a very small streamer, so i'm in the streamer section they're in too, because i'm a partner so they're in like a partner area and i'm i'm allowed to be in there. So i'm there with like my package and finally, i get a moment because i didn't want to do it on stream, because i was worried that chat would [ __ ] roast everything. Finally, i he like has like a second away from everyone in in, like the most annoying person. Ever i go hello, greek and he takes the vapes and he's like oh yeah man, oh yeah man, it's really cool man, oh yeah, custom, vapes man. That was awesome. He was a small streamer and i was like yeah yeah so anyway, the website is iq, vapes right, yes, so the website right. Yes, the website is accu.com. That'S right yet and he's like right man right, but it's awesome man! That'S awesome! That'S awesome all right! Well, i i you know, i've got ta, i've got ta get off now. I don't believe in god. I love cafe nero and i was like yes, absolutely you're, so british, yes, you do and then and then he left and then he left - and i watched him and i saw later on stream. Trash can vapes, damn damn. Oh, he got boomed. I didn't tell the company about the second part. I told him about the first part. I did not tell them about the second part. He got boom boom by the way. Don'T blame him one bit. He did the right thing. If a random person gives you a vape after cornering you, you probably shouldn't uh accept is a weird thing to have happen. I can't wait to see what this this qr code goes. To. Give me a vape. I don't even vape aerosocial pog champ parasocial pog champ. What could the link go to qr code, all right, i'll, bite, i'll bite? It'S either a rickroll or it's gon na be like the video? That'S i am your friend. Hmm, it doesn't work. Rick roll wait, pause, chant! Oh there, it is. It steals his bank account info. I'Ve been going through a really rough time lately and i just wanted to say ratio. You parasocial penis also keep up the dope content, that's great, pure social penis. Why am i [ __ ] parasocial penis dude? That was so free you're right that was so beautiful anymore, like when we get to get custom with our rick rolls these new custom rings. How do i be a pair of social penis on lud put on the shirt put on the shirt pop top too get rick rolled all right? Well, hey! Thank you for the shirt really awesome stuff there. I was that was awesome. New insult unlocked, parasocial penis. Myth is him tim imitating you boys today boy boys today, i'm going to get the three biggest streamers on the platform. What'S my myth doing me mogul moves, i missed doing an impression of your book. What the [ __ ] is this like one of those like elementary yearbooks? What what does it say community run magazine a mogul moves magazine? What a fan run zine for ludwig awgren mogul moves organized by starluna on twitter, holy [, __ ]? What and it's a whole ass [ __ ] ass whole ass with art and stuff? Wait. That'S that's a bunch of long paragraphs from viewers, that's so cute! That'S cute! Oh! It'S me and mango drinking beers me with people amelia, all the yard, boys. That'S awesome! Tried australian food, i don't even think amelia again or just a full amir amelia page, more amelia, okay, you guys like amelia. Oh my god, you guys love amelia, that's badass! Oh i've! Never seen this one award show host of the year. That'S very cute! Wow! Very nice, why am i being held like a baby by cutie, i'm being held like a baby? I'M bigger he's got ta, go to get that binky again, oh, that one's cool, what the [ __ ] dude! It'S like this is like jesus, touching god like the image from michelangelo, but it's me why are so many of these ludwig with a scythe and made outfield? I don't okay, i understand people like amelia. That'S all there is to it. This is very cool as well. That'S very nice. I love that. That'S very nice! That'S very cute! Yeah, there's a lot of long paragraphs. I'M not gon na read all of them on stream, but i will keep this on my desk and go through them off stream. Um. But i'll read one i'll read one: oh! I love this from peach. Mr streamer i'll keep this short and sweet. Since i know you don't want to read through a billion long, ass messages nailed me, but when i heard about this project i had to add something anyway. I just want to say thanks for being such an entertaining consistent part of my life recently, i'm a fairly new sub only been watching streams since the youtube switch, but since then i've been to almost every single stream the way you always try to make every stream Entertaining whether that be steaks or just plain old memeing, it's really adorable or admirable doorbell that hurts. I'M really excited to see what events you have in store for 2022, based on the price yeah. This is like smiley face thanks all right. That was nice. Thanks for making me laugh, hello, ludwig! You are the funniest streamer i have ever met honestly. I consider my life in two phases: bs in a s before subbing and after subbing, and if you are not in the after subbing period, you are not experiencing growth in the sigma grind set that i have experienced. I guess really sweet stuff, though big facts. That'S a very real message for something: after something are ups haters gon na hate chat, you better all be as huh talking to you guys, that's the thing about haters they're gon na hate, okay, i had one of these and then i got rid of it and All the sudden it came crawling back so i guess we'll have this on my desk: ah good old, nut, butt nice to the nut button and i'll press that when i feel like nutting, hmm fair enough - oh mine's, under that one, this is a big guy.