Getting Ready For Date Night With Brittany Broski

Should we write on it? No, it's too much work, okay, trixie and brittany doing. What are we doing, we're getting ready for a date date night. Take one, that's so satisfying! Okay! The point is to do once hello guys. It'S me nikki, hello, guys, nicky tutorials. We love you, i did a video saying like hello, guys, it's me and she was like. Why do i sound polish and i thought it was dead on yeah? No that's humiliating, but, as we know my accent, i could be a dialect coach at this point or something we have my neighbor in the house, sarah shower behind the camera lights and sound, and today we're just going to get ready for a date for no reason Should we do it yeah date night? I want to talk about what we wanted to talk about date. The date stories. Oh yeah date, story stories. One time i went on a date with a guy and he showed up and he was about 30 pounds bigger than his picture, which is fine, but i think it means it's good to present. Like your picture, nobody wins sure. It'S like you know, i'm extremely thin. So i just sent exactly she turned sideways and she disappeared. It'S the sideways disappearing. For me, sis auntie. I comment on your tic tacs. I say hi old, hi old, so funny, hi bald, have you seen cottage tick, tocks, no, follow katy's tick, tock frederica bimmel! Wait! I have where she rips her foot off. Yes and the transitions are god off the worst bad. I just taught her how to add audio she's been doing the tick tocks and adding the audio after, because she didn't know you yeah you're, the ceo of tick-tock. You know, oh i i really am: do you guys ever miss fine, no vine. Now sarah came to power right yeah, but vine, now to me is not like the six seconds is nowhere near enough, but y'all made it work back then yeah. You think vine had to walk so that tick-tock could run. I think short-form content had to be what it was to get to where we are now. Sometimes, when i see a 20-minute youtube video, i'm like oh, i don't have the attention span for that yeah. But then, with my talk, girl you'll be pumping out minute, youtube videos sometimes, and i watch every second. I watch every second. The one i watched yesterday was 25, so lying in lying on sideline on camera lying on set. He lies to me on set pathological liar, so you say to your mom uh: okay, wait! So what happened with your 30 year old 30 pound over so that wasn't even all of it? Okay uh! I guess i was kind of in college, so i was too poor to be going out for dinner. So i was like oh just come over and like we can hang out at my house, don't bring first dates to your house. Never what i was thinking. If anything, you should have gone over there, because you can it's an escape plan. Yeah, like how long my legs are, i know i could all run it and he's very. He goes i'm a little nervous. This is my first week off my antipsychotic you're like same as an opening date. It was a little jarring and like 19, to be like anti-what. How old is he a little older than me? I guess 57 believe it or not. Do you have a good one, oh okay, mom and dad if you're watching this, please kick off, they love you. They love you, they watch trixie cosmetics all day all night. My father is watching trixie mattel. If you're watching this click off. I went to this dude's house in college. I drove myself there. It was like 12 30 midnight and it's in like a really bad part of my college town. The building has like bullet holes in the side, and i see it and i'm like wonder what those holes are. I now realize, and it's just really uncomfortable and weird, and i just wasn't into it, and he wasn't as cute as his pictures, and he starts telling me about how he has like battery and like assault charges against him. Literally he was like yeah. My ex is psycho and, like just told me, this really intense story and like tried to blame it on her, and i was like so i ran out of there that is such a red flag and if you're not out there saying my ex is crazy. You'Re, the crazy ex yeah i mean you know about when i picked big british, i told you that one crime drinking red, bull and vodka - oh we're getting drunk on set i've had two sips and this one's over here, acting like it's spring break. Oh prados, beauty native american owned brand. Look at that's everything. Let'S talk about mod about you! Oh yes, do you like it. I love this is my favorite, because this makes me look like a grease pig and then this is i'm very old, pink in general. So this is a good people are so i think people are a little scared of orange blush, but i think orange blush is easier to work with than when it's done right or we people really loved it. They really popped off and bought it. So thank you. Everybody who got mad about you, we still sell it. Really, you guys really live down the street from me. Yeah. Do you like it here? I live like the sunshine out every day. It'S been raining the past week yeah, but you don't like the cold, no [, __ ] it does drunk and shaking welcome to stage drunken shaking drunken shaking. This is nice burritos beauty, you snapped. You used the red yeah, it's nice that looks like i'm sore. Also, i'm obsessed with these wet and wild color icon eyeshadows. They are good. Don'T you love that? Yes and it's actually like worth the two dollars my mom for the longest time was like because she loves miss marilyn, my ghost hunter mom. She loves marilyn monroe. She would ask me: what's a good white like eye shadow, okay, she won did she wants to do the full like white eye and then like the kind of brown underneath to mimic the shadow of a heavy lash? I would tell her, like you know, a lot of these really high-end brands really do a great one, but sometimes it's the maybelline palettes or it's the elf. That really does a great shadow yeah vodka just hit me. Oh i'm about to do my beauty mark. Do you want to watch me, i'm worried that you've been drinking for an hour and it just hit you. What'S with your liver, your liver said: wait till the beet drops. Can we talk about okay, we're talking about like ooh romance dates romance? This has nothing to do with that, but i'm watching currently uk season two aka the best like series of drag race ever jd, lemon buncia cherry valentine. I don't know what it is about. Cherry valentine, her drag is fanta. I mean like it's out of drag, i'm in love with her okay, i'm in love with cherry valentine, trey valentine. Please give me a chance. Please dm me back. Please give me a chance. You guessed judge me, but it's graves have been damning. She was a drag race, yes judge. I know you know what that she said when she was there, which one told me she was in this denim country look and they were like. You look cool and she was like i'm just trying to keep up with trixie, and i said you never will. I said you never will sit. No, i'm just kidding. I saw this makeup, look on tick, tock, a girl did it and i was like. Oh that's. The look from now on because i used to do miss mod rocker 60.. We saw what you're doing you all saw my moment and the moment has passed, and this is the new moment where i think i'm haley williams, who's, that from paramore girl girl, never know who anybody does you know who i'm into like as of about a year Ago the stones not just like, i love the rolling stones. It'S like, oh, i have keith richards autobiography. No, like you got a t-shirt. Yeah like a couple from urban. Have you ever listened to? You might be a little young for this, i'm i'm ageless and an old soul, you're, an old soul. Your soul has crow's feet the scissor sisters. Do you know who that is? No okay, they're, like very gay, don't feel like dancing dancing down when i'm not in the mood. You know how. I know that song, how flushed away the animated dreamworks classic you ever seen that movie. No, it's about a turd kind of it's about a wrap that gets flushed down the sewer pipe. You are like a rat jumping around looking for a food very jealous. You don't know that absolutely not oh, come on. What'S something we both know? Nothing, absolutely nothing at all. You know, what's a crime against me and i'm a fake, dolly, stan, hmm i've never seen nine to five. I wasn't raised right in a lot of ways. We know i feel like you, can only go on drag race if you have excessive trauma in that case, you're perfect for it. Sarah auditioned today, if you guys were judging what kind of what kind of judge would you be? Do you think you would be like? I think you did a great job, but maybe improv or would you be like girl? That was a mess? No, i would not because here's the thing who am i to come on and be like exactly to come on and be like when nicki minaj, ah nicki minaj, came on and was, like. I hate hate, hate your hair makeup. Today i was like nicki minaj, who are you well she's she's, but she's a drag queen sort of i could never do that, but maybe it's just because i'm hypersensitive to online culture. You know what i mean yeah, where it's like. I recognize my place and i don't want to like infringe, but it's also like, if you're invited on there you're there to give the queens. That'S how i feel help yeah i'm pit stop. My job is to give unsolicited opinions of other people's drag, but you also do drag so it's valid, that's true. They could really benefit from your advice. I think brooklyn heights did a fantastic job of taking her like experience both competing in the actual show, and also you don't have to suck up to her brother and heights. Please give me a chance too, i'm so attracted to brooklyn. You are oh brooklyn heights, hi, sir, and also cherry valentine hi, there's some tea there. Her and vanji had dated yeah. Don'T put that in. Unless you want to everyone knows they did it. It was on television there's some tea. Oh my gosh, i didn't know. Everyone knows: there's a plot point: okay, fine! It'S just hard when you kind of like we're on camera and you throw out so many different stories and it's hard to tell when you're really telling the truth. That'S all i'm saying: did you know our first video together has seven million views, i'm dead serious. You are so i bought this house with that video. How often are you, ladies putting makeup on during lockdown quar one day a week, five days a week, if they're not filming, do you do anything if i'm feeling ugly yeah yeah, it's like a three a.m, serve a three a.m: slaying i'll go to my right! Now. You like to get ready about 1 30 a.m. Yeah, i love when it's 1 30 a.m and you like to do a quick, 70s hair tutorial. I watched that hair video on my close friend story on instagram. Miss tracy is on there and i posted a video in a roller and she swiped up and said what exactly do you think that roller is doing because it was one sponge roller here on your head and you were like? I was like i'd like to know what you think that roller girl - that's how i do my bang. When i do like a moment like this, i do it forward and when i want to do a 70s moment, i do it backwards, so i can swoop it backwards and it's the ferrofossil look. Did it turn out that way? No, i mean you can always come for me. You said i'd like to know what you think. All those lines on your face are doing. No, i think about it, a lot of like the transformation that your makeup has had. It used to be bad. It used to be really bad the. What were you thinking with the hot pink lip? No come back. We want to address this. Okay, they've walked off set. We will never get the answers we need. I want to talk about what she's doing on drag race. With that hot pink iridescent lip we've come a long way who's the law, i'm about to call the law. Oh sarah i'll get it. I'Ve been working on the same area of my eye for 37 minutes. Would you believe it i'm hurrying? Don'T you love this blue yeah right there that little pop of blue zoom in the barbie video is the most recent one. I watched the barbie pure makeup line. Oh yeah, the editing in that video. He hates you, the literal like the little text. Pop-Ups is like, or it's like, hey it's like it's just kind of a serve, and it's like no, it isn't. But it's me i'm gon na keep talking about this barbie video because it changed my life. I loved it. In the beginning, he has stubble yeah the comments disgusting. No, it's insane for you, but it's those backhanded. Compliments like why is he kind of cute out of drag? Why is he? Is he hot i'm oddly attracted to trixie out of my oddly attractive? That'S so backhanded [, __ ]. My favorite thing is once a week when a gay person in my life text me your music's, actually good, like they're shocked, which is which what they're saying is this whole time? I thought you were i like these videos that you do, or these check-ins just checking in and the camera's here, yeah just the forehead yeah and you know it's sad. This is not a raid. What the first time you did that i was like. Oh, she must have like warped this picture, but it's not. Is it it's just the 0.5 lens on the camera? Oh yeah girl, i'll do one for you right now come here. My nose from up above does not look good, okay. Well, that's too bad. That is so sick. Are you inside, besides buzz lightyear, besides yellow eminem, anything new, the newest one is laurence. Chaney cherry valentine tagged me and he was like she'll twin vibes i like, because on american draggers at this point, they're like i'm pierce, i'm from new york and i'm here to play from new york city, that's drag race when smell-o-vision gets invented. People are gon na. Stop watching drag race they're, like this ball, sweat and britney spears curious invading my living room on a friday night birthday spirit. I wore that middle school. Were you ever into paris, hilton's fragrances? Do you think i was wearing perfume to high school? Maybe would you come out girl, college ot, 1920. people who wear makeup and pretend they don't have makeup on? There needs to be that for people wearing perfume and being like that's just my sound and have it be like moogler like angels, a lot of the drag queens, wear it kind of an old lady smell. Oh no mclaren watches my videos jeremy's lair, i'm kidding. He doesn't no, then i'm serious. I love you. No, i do this is so fun. I love filming. I really love both of you guys. Oh i'm feeling this look at me beautiful. I don't think people realize you guys both in real life always look like you. Look great, but you know what uh you guys are slightly younger than me. I think your generation was given a lot more information at a young age about how to do their makeup. I learned how to be a functioning member of society from youtube yeah like i really did wet and wild lash renegade. I look at the shape of this bottle. Oh that's a butt plug i like it. I don't love the formula, but i love the packaging and i will buy something for the packaging again. Oh me, too, i have to do a lip. I have to get a red lip. Pencil are y'all living for this bella hadid fantasy. Look at look at this. I can't wait to go out again and all the gay bars are closing. So it's i mean honestly what it's gon na take. Is people like us who are fortunate enough to have a little bit of resources. We'Re gon na have to come together and like buy some of these gift bars. If brittany owned a gay bar, would you guys go? What would you call it? Holes r us, okay you'd, have to call something tea related tea, dance, smelling tea, kombucha tea, the tea cup. It'S not [, __ ] kombucha tea. Can we move on no the world can't? Also, how about this i made a tick tock saying that my energy is similar to there's a lot of people. Tell me this baby belle cheese. They reached out to me and said we'd like to send you a pr package girl. Next, you should be like uh. My other energy is fox, spurs and diamonds. It'S my other. Energy is maseratis. Yes, but um. People in the comments were like. Oh, your drag name is baby belle. Isn'T that cute? That'S actually really good baby bell. I think, but that would be one of those things like jansport like rue, would be like brandon you got ta change it rupaul did ask me like does mattel care about your name and i was like not so far yeah. Have they reached out yeah? Of course, i'm on their pr list and everything i put myself in the nuts with them. Okay, sometimes i feel like such a woman that i slam the mirror down in my lap, one of the funniest things that i personally can say i make myself giggle is i say, oh my balls itch i hate when you come over people. The comments are like. Do you, and i'm like no people shouldn't concern themselves with what's between your legs, exactly what people have between their legs is not anybody's business y'all had a heyday with the mr incredible and drag moment from our video. The original video y'all had a heyday. I had to make some quick lashes. These are prados beauty, lashes on the bottom, they're beautiful, this palette's lovely - i don't know what the retail is, but if you want to support a native american owned business, this is fierce. I want to put on this hot orange because i think it's going to be a blush. I notice you do your blush kind of first, i do um the bella hadid hot dog, bun cheek and then i add blush on top of it when you contour with blush draping. That'S what it's called draping draping when you don't use any bronzer. No no brown on the cheek at all, it's i could be lying entirely, but i read that one time are you changing, looks no okay. I have to put on. Did i bring a wardrobe change? I'M wearing my keith herring disney. Look gay rights, uh maybelline, lasting fix. I love this. This um for a cheap setting spray has a very fine mist and normally the cheap setting sprays. It'S like a hose like we got some kbd beauty. Everlasting is an everlasting lip liner in outlaw. I bought this to go with red scare. Her music is so good katya's and i was so like. Oh thank you, [ __ ] of the album artwork is completely inspired by like art history like classic art. Yes, what is it the nightmare? The nightmare? Not a lot of people would clock that right in your videos, you talk about the art history, i'm an art, history, girl. I got this from hank and henry these liquid matte lipsticks and i was on my run the other day. That'S huge huge and i was on my run the other day i put on my hand - and i was like we'll just see about that, and you know i it's so and it dries show the camera it dries matte. I was like. I have to try it. This is a beautiful color, hank and henry you just snout, you all kind of went off. That really is gorgeous for someone who never does a red lip all right. I'M gon na put on some hair and we'll be right back in the meantime, while she's putting on the wig. If you guys like these videos, please subscribe. We have videos every single week for free world famous dry queens, delivering quality content to your phone or computer. On a weekly basis for free, i think that's worth subscribing for and make sure you subscribe to. Brittany and sarah, please please do you live, let's see her come on she's doing brunch this evening. I just look like a lady bunny, never mind. I love my lady bunny. I thought this is good. You do look like ladybug, you do look like ladybunny. I love the ladybunnies. Sarah, don't gasp like that's just your opinion. This is you know this is this is uh, i'm michelle phan and i'm dusty springfield krusty springfield. This is crusty and musty springfield crusty and musty springfield reporting for duty, sir. Let the children know where they can find you. You can buy me at brittany, underscore broski, and these bangs are red. This is gigi and bella mama. It is. This is james, charles and jojo siwa. Is it let's dedicate this video to jojo siwa living her best self and being her happiest self? We love you bye, thank you. We should sing something we should sing all the leaves are bright. All of these are and the sky is grey. I is