Mo'Nique: Hair Show (2004)

Captioning MADE POSSIBLE BY NEW LINE HOME ENTERTAINMENT, [, MUSIC PLAYING ] ♪ ♪ UH-HUH ♪ [ BLUESY, PIANO, MUSIC PLAYING ] Man, ♪ WHOA-OH, ♪, Keyshia, Cole, ♪, YEAH, ♪, ♪, SUPERSTAR, ♪ ♪, I'M RO [ RING WITH MY WINDOWS: DMUSIC STOPORD, SCRAT S, ] ♪ OW. My NAME IS PEACHES: OH YEAH, ♪, ♪, WIND BLOWING ABOUT 6 O'CLOCK; ♪ ♪, I'M GETTIN' MONEY; OH YEAH, ♪ ♪, THE BOYS GON NA WANT ME. Oh YEAH ♪, ♪ TH♪, BUT I'M GON NA SAY: ♪ CAME OVER ME'' GE-GE-GET ON BACK ♪ ♪ GE-GE-GET ON BACK'' ♪ ♪ GOT TO FIND MYSELF A PR THING: ♪NG ♪, OW, ♪ ♪ THAT I GET MY MON-EY. Oh OH ♪ ♪. She SAID ♪ ♪. Your CAR IS LOOKIN' REAL, SMOOTH, ♪, ♪ AND YOU'RE LOOKIN', A RAPP., I'M GON NA BE KINDA CUTE TOO ♪ TODA♪, BUT BOY ME PSOME COFFEE. I DO N'T EV♪ ♪, WHERE THE HELL YOU THINK GETTINGOING TO ♪ ♪ A LITTLE S. [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] GIRLFRID ♪ ♪, SO I PARKED T AND JUST WUH ♪ ♪, OH UH UH. He CAR ♪ ♪. I DO N'T MEAN NO DISRE [ RING ] ♪ ♪, NO JUST TR WHAT YOU WAS Mman, HEY, PEACHES., HELLO, WoYIN' TO SEE ♪, HEY GIRL, WHAT'S HAPPENING, GIRL SHOULD N'T ♪ SUBE GONE BY NOW, ♪ YEAH, I'M RUNNIN' A LITTLE LATE, ,'CAUSE! That'S WHAT I HA HA HA E FROM A MOVIE. Do SCREEN ♪. What? If NANA DIDN'T LEAVE YOU? No DOUGH, NO STOP! Trippin' ♪, SUPERSTAR, ♪ E NANA TOOK CARE O ♪ LIKE THE COVER HER OFTE GRANDBABY. F, A MAGAZINE♪ ANGIE WO N'T NEED ANYTHING'CAUSE. She WON THE HAIR, SHOW. ♪, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO. ♪ GIRL, I KNOW. WHAT YOUU BELIEVE CAN YO♪, NO MATTER THAT HEIFER WON, DO GI♪ ♪ YOU'L, MY SUPERSTARON ANGIE.BE DO N'T HATE ♪, NO NO.. I AM NOT HATING ON ANGIE.. All I'M SAYING IS SHE ♪ SUPERD'VE LOST STAR ♪. Had IT NOT BEEN ♪FOR MY DESIGN. ♪, I LOVE♪. You DID HELP HER OUT. TELL ♪ OH-HO SHME ABOUT IT. E E ♪. I LOVE YOU. No % TO OFFER ME 10 OF HER WINNINGS. HA HA W. ♪, DID YOU TAKE IT ♪ SUPERSTAR ♪, HELL YEAH. I TOOK IT ♪, IT'S SO FUNNY HOW BUT THATWE'RE GETTING YOU ... ♪'E THE POINT. EVERYBODY'S, LOVING HER, BECAUSE SHE HIT THE BIG ONE.. Oh YEAH., I HEARD. SHE WAS ON THE COVER OF UPSCALE. ♪ FACE FROM A MOVIE SCR EEN, ♪ YEAH. I HEARD. MISS GIRL, --, OH DAMN., ♪ GIRL, I JUST SPR YEAH ♪ ♪, SUPERSTAR, ♪, DRESS. FURNITURE, POLISH ON MYED, ♪ BABY BE MI SALON SENSE. Ne ♪ IS TRYING TO GET AT HER NOW. ♪. Like THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE, ♪ ANGIE CAME UP. ♪ YEAH, I HEARD. ♪ OH- SHE'S ROLLIN'. OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪. What WOULN' MISS GIRL IS JUST FLOSSI D. You DO ♪ ♪, OH-OH-OH, ♪, ♪ YOU'LL, ALWAYS BE MY SUPERSTAR ♪ ♪, SUPERSTAR, ♪ ♪. Believe ME, ♪ ♪, I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN ♪ ♪, I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE SAY IT NOW: ♪ DRIVIN' AROUND IN HER NEW CAR -- ♪ IN HER FRESH LITTLE CAR DOUGH. AFTER TODAY. If I DON'T EVER SEE HER ASS AGAIN, THAT'S FINE WITH ME... You KNOW BETTER THAN THAT: -- YEAH, WHATEVER. MM-HMM. AND DO N'T. You CALL ASKIN' FOR NONE OF MY DAMN MONEY. YOU'RE CRAZY. GOOD-BYE., BYE, HEH. OH., WHAT THE HELL --! Oh, I DONE PUT SALT IN MY COFFEE. I DONE PUT FURNITURE POLISH ON MY DRESS. [, SIGHS, ], CALM IT DOWN.. After TODAY, YOU CAN GET A MAID TO POUR YOUR SHIT AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES IN THE CLEANERS. OW [ TIRES SCREECH ], [ HORNS, HONK, ], [ TICKING ], ANGELA, I'M AFRAID WE'RE GON NA HAVE TO BEGIN. OK.. Now THE FOLLOWING IS THE LAST WILL AND -- WHOO SORRY, I'M LATE BABY., TRAFFIC. HA HA UH, MISS WHITAKER, I'M SEYMOUR GOLD.. Judging BY THE LOOKS OF THIS OFFICE, I'M SURE YOU SEE MORE GOLD THAN MASTER P'S, DENTIST. HA HA HA. That WAS A GOOD ONE. Was N'T IT HEY BABY., I'M PEACHES, --, PEACHES, WHITAKER.. Yes, YOU ARE. HA HA HA ALL RIGHT.. So I KNOW Y'ALL ARE READY.. We'Re GON NA GET. This THING STARTED SEE WHAT NANA TALKIN' ABOUT. LIPSTICK, ... Seymour PEACHES UH-HUH. Would YOU HAVE A SEAT? Please? Oh SURE, BABY., I'M SORRY., DO YOU SEYMOUR.? Do YOU PLAYER. HELLO, PEACHES. ANGELA.? Well, I GUESS WE'D BETTER DIVE RIGHT, IN., WE'RE HERE TO READ THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER. Miss RUBY WHITAKER.''. I NORMA RUBY, WHITAKER ,'', DO HEREBY BEQUEATH THE FOLLOWING: :'' TO MY CHURCH OF 50 YEARS, --, FAITHFUL, CENTRAL MOUNT ZION'' MISSIONARY SOUTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH OF GOD IN CHRIST, ,'', WHERE THE GRAND BISHOP REVEREND DR. MARSHALL PETTAWAY PRESIDES --. I LEAVE THE SUM OF $ 50,000.'' Angela UNCLE BISHOP UNCLE BISHOP. AI N'T, THAT A DAMN SHAME ?'' TO MY DARLING, GRANDDAUGHTER ANGELA --'', KEEP THIS FAMILY TOGETHER AND FOLLOW YOUR DREAM.. I LEAVE THE SUM OF $ 75,000.'''' TO MY WONDERFUL PEACHES, --'' HEH HEH.''. Once YOU GET WISDOM, YOU'LL HAVE ALL YOU DESIRE.. I LEAVE YOU MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION --'' HMM.'' MY BIBLE.'''' NANA RUBY.''. That'S IT THAT'S IT. UH ... SEYMOUR! Are YOU MISSING A PAGE UP ON THE WILL? No, NOT THAT I CAN TELL. MM-HMM. YOU'RE SURE. As FAR AS I KNOW. MM-HMM. MM., THE BIBLE., THAT'S IT., THAT'S IT., THAT'S IT., Seymour, SO UH -- UH, MR. GOLD .... Thank YOU FOR AN INTERESTING MORNING. PEACHES. I -- UH, AND WOULD YOU KINDLY TELL MY PERFECT SISTER THAT ... THAT SHE WINS AGAIN I'LL? Take THE BIBLE. ♪ COME ON AND PACK YOUR BAGS ♪ ♪ AND TAKE A TRIP WITH ME: ♪ ♪, THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN WHAT WE SEE ♪ ♪, YOU SAY THE KIDS WO, N'T, LISTEN, ♪, ♪ AND LATELY HE'S BEEN TRIPPIN', ♪ ♪. I THINK SOME TIME AWAY IS JUST WHAT WE NEED: ♪ ♪. I KNOW THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET AWAY: ♪ ♪, WHERE THE SUN IS SHININ', ..., ♪, [ TELEPHONE RINGS, ] [ RING ], GOOD MORNING., ANGELLE'S., HELLO, IT'S MRS. CARTWRIGHT. IS JUN NI IN UH NO. NOT FOR ANOTHER HOUR.. Ok, I'D LIKE TO BOOK A PEDICURE.. Ah ONE SECOND.: DO YOU HAVE AN 11:00 11-ISH? You COULD SEE JUN NI AT 11:00.. Oh TERRIFIC., OK, I'LL PUT YOU DOWN. MY PLEASURE. THANK YOU.. Bye-Bye. [ BABY CRIES: ], [, MUSIC PLAYING ] Jun, Ni BRIAN. It'S READY! Thank YOU! Baby. WHOO., MM. MMM. What'S WRONG, NOTHIN'. NOTHIN'., THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG. WHEW, LOOK AT THE TIME.. I GOT TA GO. BABY, I'M TRYING TO COOK FOR YOU THE WAY YOU LIKE IT., YOU SURE YOU DO N'T WANT TO TRY ONE MORE BITE, HEH HEH., MAYBE LATER OK, I GOT TA WATCH MY HEALTH --. My SHAPE. COME ON JUN NI.. You KNOW I DID N'T REALLY MARRY YOU FOR YOUR COOKING.. I MARRIED YOU'CAUSE, YOU LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS. RIGHT RIGHT. This IS WHY I MARRIED YOU. [ TELEPHONE RINGS: ] MMM., MMM-MMM., MM-HMM., MM-HMM., [ RING ], [, LAUGHS, ], HELLO, Angela, HI BRIAN. IS JUN NI. There YEAH SHE'S RIGHT, HERE. HOLD ON.. I LOVE YOU BABY.. I LOVE YOU. Too.. Ok, NOW PUT THAT OUT. I MEAN PUT IT UP., OK. HELLO, Angela, HEY JUN NI.. You HAVE AN 11:00 PEDICURE. OK.. What'S WRONG, BRIAN HATES MY COOKING. TRUST ME SWEETIE.. He DID N'T MARRY YOU FOR YOUR COOKING.. You CHANGE YOUR MIND YET NO. ANGELLE. She, YOUR ONLY FAMILY., SEE YOU AT 11:00 JUN, NI., [, MUSIC PLAYING ], THE TWICE-AS-SEXY 3-TIME DEFENDING CHAMPION --, GIVE IT TO HER. [ APPLAUSE AND CHEERS ]. Do IT OW IN THE STORE, Y'ALL. UH PIERRE.? I THINK I NEED TO GET ME A TROPHY CASE FOR ALL MY TROPHIES. Pierre. Yes, MISS GIRL. You ARE BECAUSE THE BAMBOO STICKS ARE TIRED. AND YOUR TROPHIES ARE ROLLING OVER INTO MISS DEBRA'S AREA, AND YOU KNOW SHE DO. N'T HAVE ANY.. Ok, YOU ZIP IT. AND YOU NEED TO GET TO WORK ON. Time. CUTTIN' UP OPENS AT 10:00. Ok, OH MISS DEBRA.. I WON'T LIE TO YOU GIRL. I OVERSLEPT. AND I DID N'T GET BREAKFAST., OK, HA HA HA, HEY, BETTY., HEY SHARINA., PROM DO RIGHT, BABY YEAH AND YOU KNOW WHAT PEACHES WE WANT TO MAKE SURE SHE GETS AN ELEGANT. Chignon. COME ON BABY.. I DO N'T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHAT A CHIGNON IS. IT'S THE FINEST PIECE OF MEAT. You CAN GET. WHAT IT COME IN A BIG, LONG, TUBE -- YOU STUPID, ..., THAT'S ``, MIGNON.'', OH OK.! What YOU WANT BABY! I GOT THE HALLE, THE JANET, THE ASHANTI, THE BEYONCé, AND IF YOUR FUNDS ARE TIGHT, THE BADU. ASHANTI, THAT'S MY GIRL.. I LOVE HER., OH YEAH., YOU'RE GON NA LOOK REAL GOOD IN THAT. HI. Welcome TO CUTTIN' UP., I'M PIERRE.. How CAN I HELP YOU, I'M LOOKING FOR PATRICE ELAINE WHITAKER. UM ...? Can YOU --? Can YOU EXCUSE ME A MINUTE BABY, Pierre? I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT. UH DEBRA.. I NEED YOU TO COVER FOR ME. FILL IN THE HOLE .... I WILL NOT.. You GOT ONE IN THE CHAIR AND THREE WAITING.. You CAN FORGET IT. COVER FOR ME., I SAID NO. AND IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVING THIS SHOP, YOU AI N'T, GOT TO WORRY ABOUT COMING BACK., I'M AGENT, SCOTT INTERNAL REVENUE, SERVICE. OOH, UM ..., DID I SAY `` PIERRE''. My NAME IS PEDRO.. I DO N'T. Even WORK HERE. PEDRO., P-E-D-R-O. PEDRO., NO HABLA, INGLéS. PIERRE. Where IS SHE UM ...? She SITS THERE.. That'S ALL HER SHIT., THE TROPHIES -- WE'VE GOT A RUNNER. Oh, OH [, HANDCUFFS, RATTLE, ], HEY, HEY, HEY! What'S THE RUSH? Miss WHITAKER? Well, I ALWAYS RUN LIKE THIS. When A BIG BLACK MAN WITH ONE GOOD EYE AND A LITTLE WHITE MAN IN A CHEAP SUIT, COME TO THIS PART OF TOWN. SISTER, YOU OWE THE GOVERNMENT $ 92,000 WORTH OF BACK TAXES. Baby, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.! I AI N'T, NEVER EVEN MADE $ 92,000.. Miss WHITAKER WE'RE GON NA PUT YOUR BUTT IN JAIL. Oh LORD, WAIT! No NO.! I CA N'T GO TO JAIL.. Do YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO BIG GIRLS IN JAIL? They RUBS UP ON'EM AND TIES'EM UP., 3 OR 4 OF THEM JUMP ON ME AT ONE TIME.. I DO N'T WANT TO GO, SEE R. KELLY.. Can YOU DO SOMETHING BROTHER? Well, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GON NA GO. If YOU DO N'T GET YOUR TAXES PAID, MISS WHITAKER, WHOA., OK, NOW, LOOK. LOOK! Now WE CAN MAKE A DEAL.. What KIND OF DEAL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Ok, BROTHER., SEE I'M TALKIN' ABOUT A HARD 50. $ 50,000. Now THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. [ GASPS ]! No ... 50 DOLLARS ... A MONTH., AND IF I DO THAT, HOW LONG IS IT GON NA TAKE BEFORE I YOU KNOW, PAY THIS WHOLE THING, OFF. HMM. 37 YEARS, BUT THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.. We ALREADY MET OUR WEEKLY QUOTA., SO WE'RE GON NA CUT YOU A DEAL.. Now WE WANT $ 50,000 IN 60 DAYS., WE'LL CALL THIS MATTER EVEN.. If I DO 50 IN 60, I DO N'T HAVE TO DO 5 TO 10.. That'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.! Ok, WE CAN MAKE THAT DEAL PLAYER. AND YOU ... YOU'RE GON NA GET THESE HANDCUFFS OFF ME.. You NEED TO GET YOU SOME., I'M NOT INTO THIS FREAKY SHIT, YOU'RE, BRINGIN' HERE.! I DO N'T DO WHITE MEN.. Do YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYIN' MISS WHITAKER? What I'M WATCHING YOU. WITH WHAT EYE ?'CAUSE THAT ONE CAN GET AWAY FROM YOUR ASS. AAAAH! Do N'T TALK ABOUT HIS EYE. You BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, GET OUT OF HERE: [ MUSIC PLAYING ] [ RINGING, ], Peaches, HELLO, OH UH, ..., PEACHES, WHITAKER, PLEASE! Peaches IS NOT HERE., NO PEACHES, HERE., OH UM .... Can YOU TELL HER JUN NI CALLED TO CONFIRM SHE RECEIVE INVITATION TO HER SISTER ANNIVERSARY PARTY OH.? I WO N'T. Be THERE.? Oh WELL. That'S TOO BAD.. I KNOW SHE WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU. REALLY YES.. She MADE A PLANE RESERVATION FOR YOU ON AMERICAN AIRLINES FOR FRIDAY, MORNING. FIRST CLASS NO. REFUNDABLE NO. OH.. Well, LET MISS WHITAKER KNOW I CA N'T MAKE IT. [ DIAL TONE, ], [, MUTTERS ] Woman on TV. Do YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THE I.R.S. Peaches? Oh, I GOT TA GET OUT OF HERE: [ MUSIC PLAYING ] WHOO, LOS AN-GE-LES; YES, HELLO, MISS WHITAKER., I'M AGENT, ROSS. OOH. You LOOK JUST LIKE MY GIRL. I GET IT ALL THE TIME.. I KNOW -- SERENA WILLIAMS.. You LOOK LIKE MY GIRL BUBBLES IN BALTIMORE.. She WAS A STRIPPER., GO BUBBLES, LOOK MISS WHITAKER., I'M WITH THE I.R.S., OH GET IN THE CAR.. Let'S GO. GET IN THE CAR., COME ON. [ MOANS ] GET IN THE CAR. Aw SHUT THE HELL UP. You DOUBLE-NECKED BLUE'S CLUES WANNABE. YEAH, BUT YOU'RE TORE UP FROM THE FLOOR UP, MAKE A YOUNG PLAYER WAN NA THROW UP. Peaches, NO, IT DON'T. YEAH IT DO. AND YOU SEXY CHOCOLATE, -- THICKER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL CLEANER THAN CLOROX.. Where CAN I TAKE YOU TALK TO ME., I TALK BACK., TELL ME SOMETHIN', SLICK AND SLY.. Is THAT HOW YOU TALK TO WOMEN? Mr. SIMMS, I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT I'M A JIGGA THERE. MR. BENJAMIN SIMMS, --, 1212 ELKWAY PLACE.. Hmm, LET'S SEE ... CAB DRIVER BY DAY WANNABE BALLER BY NIGHT., DOUBLE-NECKED BALLER. SHUT UP., HOW YOU KNOW ALL THAT I.R.S. WE KNOW EVERYTHING. OOH, I, LIKE YOU, SISTER., WHATEVER MISS WHITAKER., NOW LISTEN ...! You HAVE 58 DAYS TO PAY US., NOT 59, NOT. 59. 1/2.. Understand ME YES. AND IF YOU ARE SO MUCH AS ONE MINUTE LATE, WE'RE GON NA LOCK YOU UP TAKE ANY MONEY YOU HAVE WILL HAVE OR EVER HAVE. UNDERSTOOD, LEAVE ME ALONE., [, SIGHS ]. Now THAT MY WORK HERE IS DONE, ... BENJAMIN GO AHEAD AND TAKE ME TO THE SPOT. I'M READY TO GET MY MACK ON.. I GOT THE PERFECT SPOT. IT'LL BE CRACKIN' OVER THIS WAY. TO THE SPOT, YEAH TO THE SPOT., THAT'S CODE FOR `` STRIPPER JOINT !''. I KNEW YOU WAS BUBBLES, HA HA HA, I'M AGENT ROSS.. I AI N'T, BUBBLES. AGENT, ROSS A.K.A. BUBBLES. You LOST A LITTLE BIT OF WEIGHT.. That'S WHAT THREW ME OFF.! You TOOK ME TO THAT CLUB CHUNKY ASSES BACK IN BALTIMORE. LITTLE DANCE SPOT.. You HAD TO BE A SIZE, 14 OR BETTER.. You TAUGHT ME HOW TO GO AROUND THAT POLE. I LEFT BUBBLES IN BALTIMORE. NOW COME ON NEW LIFE FOR ME. WHOO BUBBLES' IN THE HOUSE. Come ON. Do THAT MOVE.! Do THAT MOVE! You SHOWED ME. BUBBLES' IN THE HOUSE, AH AH BUBBLES' IN THE HOUSE. Ah, AH BUBBLES' IN THE HOUSE GIRL YOU CRAZY. AGENT BUBBLES ROSS GIRL, YOU, AI N'T, GOT TO FRONT WITH ME. I'M PROUD OF YOU. Sister. HI., HEY Y'ALL., AI N'T. This SOME L.A. MESS VALET PARKING AT A HAIR, SALON. HA HA HA ANGELLE'S. What IN THE -- THAT'LL BE FIFTY-FIVE-FIZNIFTY MA.? What 5-5-5. 55.50 YOU HEARD ME. BROTHER, THAT WAS A HALF-HOUR RIDE.. Look, I'M NOT TRYIN' TO PUT SHOES ON YOUR BABY'S FEET. AW DO N'T GET IT TWITTY.. I AI N'T REALLY GOT TA BE DRIVIN'. This -- YEAH YEAH YEAH. WHATEVER., LOOK ... UM, I'M A LITTLE SHORT ON CASH. YOU'RE, A LOTTA SHORT. PAY ME OR PAY ME. No ATTENTION. COME UP OFF MY YAPER., OK PAPA! Look! I'M JUST GON NA RUN IN HERE AND GET SOME MONEY.. No YAPER, NO BAG. HOLD UP PLAYER.. You NOT SETTIN' TO DRIVE OFF WITH MY STUFF. TEAR THAT OFF. IT AIN'T LIKE I'M GON NA WEAR IT.. I DO N'T KNOW WHY NOT. YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM: BIG FAT, OLD, DRAG QUEENS, BE DOWN ON HOLLYWOOD AND SUNSET.. I WATCHED HBO NOW.. Do N'T GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED. TEAR THAT SHIT OFF MOTHER LOVE.. Give ME THE BAG. THAT `` MOTHER LOVE'' WAS DISRESPECTFUL.. You JUST WAIT: HERE., I'M COMIN' RIGHT BACK WITH THE MONEY PIMP. I'M GON NA WAIT. YEAH. MOTHER LOVE. YEAH.. May I TAKE YOUR BAG? No! You CA! N'T! Take MY DAMN BAG. Why DOES EVERYBODY WANT MY BAG IN L.A., OH. HI.? Oh GOOD MORNING, STRONJAY. HA HA OOH, HEY SIS.. What CAN WE DO FOR YOU? Can YOU LET ANGELA KNOW HER SISTER'S HERE, HEH., NO REALLY.? Who ARE YOU JUST LET ANGELA KNOW I'M HERE., I DID N'T KNOW ANGELLE HAD A SISTER. PEACHES, YOU MADE IT., I'M JUN NI, OH HEY JUN, NI., HOW YOU DOIN' DOLL GOOD GOOD.. How WAS YOUR FLIGHT MY FLIGHT WAS WONDERFUL BUT THAT CAB DRIVER ..., I'M GON NA SLAP HIM IN HIS MOUTH. HE'S MESSING WITH THE WRONG GIRL. PEACHES, ANGIE HA HA HA PEACHES. What ARE YOU DOING HERE, GIRL? What YOU MEAN? What I'M DOING HERE, YOU INVITED ME.? No, I DIDN'T.. Yes, MISS GIRL, YOU DID. HELLO., JUN, NI, UH, YES EXPLAIN., OH OK, OK. UH I SENT FOR YOUR SISTER, BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE, SO STUBBORN LIFE IS SHORT.. Blood IS THICKER THAN WATER.. You ARE FAMILY. SISTER SLEDGE., OK., [, CHUCKLES, ], OK. OK.. Well, ... WELCOME TO L.A.. Ah HA HA. Thank YOU BOO. My BIG SISTER. Listen. Could YOU UH LOAN ME SOME CAB FARE, SO I CAN PAY THE CAB ,'CAUSE. He WO N'T. Give ME MY THINGS.. Do N'T WORRY.. I PAY FOR CAB. ALL RIGHT. Thank YOU. Precious. SHE'S, SO SWEET. UH ..., WELL, UM, ... EVERYBODY. This IS MY SISTER PEACHES. PEACHES. This IS EVERYBODY.. ♪, HEY EVERYBODY! ♪ PEACHES. SIS ARE N'T, YOU FORGETTING SOMEONE. No THAT'S EVERYBODY.! Well, WHERE'S, ANGELLE, HA HA HA OOH. OOH.. You NEED TO STOP PLAYING ANGIE. AN ... GELLE., MISS ANGELLE. You DROPPED A BONE OUT. The CLOSET. YOU GET BACK TO WORK., FOLLOW ME. ANGIE. You GOT A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE UP IN HERE., YOU GOT LIQUORS AND WINES UP IN THE SHOP. Do N'T DO THAT.. Oh, I'M SORRY, BABY GIRL., TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH. [ MUSIC PLAYING ] Angela MORNING. HEY.. I SEE YOU'VE BECOME A REAL L.A. GIRL.. Well, IT'S HARD WORK, RUNNING A BUSINESS AND TRYING TO STAY FIT.. You LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING, OUT. THANKS., I TRY.. This IS UM REALLY A NICE PLACE.. Business MUST BE GOING WELL FOR YOU., I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.. How ARE THINGS BACK AT HOME? Good. THINGS COULD N'T BE BETTER.. Why YOU LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE. I WANT SOMETHING STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE. I STOLE YOUR FUTURE. TRAITOR. QUITTER. FREAK. HOOD RAT., SELL OUT. TRAMP SKANK TRIFLIN', HEIFER FIELD HAND, WHOO WOW., THAT WAS REFRESHING. HA HA. Oh AND ... PEACHES. I KNOW WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES, BUT I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE. YEAH ME TOO. [, MUSIC PLAYING ] ♪, HOO, ♪ ♪, OH ♪, ♪, YEAH, ALL RIGHT, ♪, ♪ YEAH. I LIKE THIS ♪ ♪, YEAH, AH YEAH ♪, ♪ HOO, LET'S JUST GROOVE FOR A SECOND ♪ ♪ UNH ♪, ♪ FRAZIER. You GOT TA TALK TO THEM. Baby COME ON ♪ ♪ YEAH COME ON WHOO ♪ ♪. Tell ME YOU GOT SOMETHIN' ♪ ♪. Tell ME WHAT I GOT: TA DO ♪ MM-HMM., THAT'S THE L.A. WAY. MISS BALTIMORE., IT'S THE B-MORE WAY. SQUISH IT AROUND LIKE THAT, HIT IT AGAIN WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LEMON JUICE. Like THAT ... YOU READY, I'M READY. BRING IT. BRING IT. DO N'T CHEAT 1 ... 2 ... 3 WHOO MMM MMM MMM MMM PUT THE FOOD ON THE PLATE, THAT'S RIGHT.! Let ME PUT SOME ON YOURS ALL RIGHT. This CHICKEN IS GOOD. You ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER EATEN BEFORE. I SURE AI N'T NEVER HAD NO CHICKEN LIKE THIS.. We HAVE CHICKEN AT HOME., STOP IT COME ON MAN.. This IS IT.. Come ON [, CHEERING ] GIRL. What IS UP WITH THOSE TWO CHILL A HOT-ASS MESS. HA HA HA HA. They GOT MARRIED A MONTH AFTER THEY MET. HE SHOPS FOR HER CLOTHES. Does HER HAIR AND JUN NI WAXES, BOTH THEIR LEGS -- TOGETHER --, SO YOU TELL ME. MMM. TRYING TO COVER IT. Up., I KNOW ONE WHEN I SEE ONE. - MAYBE IT'S LOVE., MAYBE SHE'S A HE. HOMEY NEED TO COME OUT THE CLOSET'CAUSE. I CAN SEE HIS FEET. FEEL ME B. So HE'S A LITTLE EFFEMINATE LOVES FASHION GETS HIS NAILS DONE AND HIS LEGS WAXED.. So DOES THAT MEAN HE'S GAY All HELL, YEAH, SO HOMOPHOBIC. WITH THEM BIG OL' FEET, HANGIN' OFF THOSE SHOES., YOU KNOW THAT'S A WIG. HERE THEY COME. HI, MISS THING. I LIKE YOUR HAIR, OOH MAN, HEE HEE OOH. What IS SHE DOING HERE? Who IS THAT TROUBLE.? That'S MARCELLA HUNTER, THE HAIR SHOW DIVA. AND FIONA THE FAITHFUL, FLUNKY., DAMN MARCELLA IS FINE.. Wait A MINUTE.. What HAIR SHOW YOU MIGHT WANT TO BRING THAT BACK A COUPLE NOTCHES'CAUSE I HEAR SHE HAS MOB TIES AND HER HUSBAND VANISHED.. You KNOW WHAT I HEARD. I HEARD HE ACTUALLY RAN AWAY'CAUSE. He WAS TIRED OF HIS WIFE'S BIG MOUTH.. Excuse ME MISS GIRL. What HAIR SHOW Jun Ni THE HAIR SHOW THAT ANGELLE DOES N'T DO., OK, AND THIS YEAR FIRST PRIZE IS 50 Gs.. 50 Gs FOR A HAIR SHOW NOT A HAIR. Show., THE HAIR SHOW., THE HAIR BATTLE, ROYALE. OOH AND ONE ANGELLE WO N'T, LET US INTO BECAUSE WE ARE HERE TO IMPROVE THE STATE OF BLACK HAIR ..., All NOT EXPLOIT IT AND THAT'S FINAL GIRL, 50 Gs WE'RE DOING THAT. Hair SHOW. UH-HUH. THESE 5 YEARS HAVE BEEN CHALLENGING REWARDING ... AND DIFFICULT. [ MUTTERING ]. In THESE TIMES. I AM GRATEFUL FOR THE BLESSINGS THE SUCCESS ..., BUT I COULD N'T HAVE DONE ANY OF THAT ... WITHOUT ALL OF YOU.. So, THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH FOR COMING. [, CHEERING ], [, MUSIC PLAYING ]. Congratulations, ANGELLE MARCELLA.! What A SURPRISE. YOU DID N'T THINK I'D MISS MY PROTéGéE'S BIG NIGHT. Oh COME ON HA HA HA THANK YOU.. I APPRECIATE THAT., OH NO.. Can I GET A REAL SHOT FOR BLACK STYLES? Ladies, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. HI CLIFF.. You HAVE TO EXCUSE ME MARCELLA.. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TAKE CARE. Of. ANGELLE, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS. NOW. Can I GET A MONEY SHOT FOR BLACK STYLE? Please THANK YOU., SO WHY IS IT THAT THE ONLY WOMAN I'VE CALLED FOR A FULL MONTH HAS N'T RETURNED ANY OF MY PHONE CALLS? I'Ve BEEN BUSY. Cliff. YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS ,''? I DO N'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED. Cliff.'''', GOOD-BYE, CLIFF.'' RIGHT. No, WHAT I'M SAYING IS I'VE BEEN BUSY CLIFF. OK.. So WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE UN-BUSY [, CHUCKLES, ], YEAH, OK. OOH? Thank YOU. Baby.! I'M GON NA GET SOMETHING TO DRINK., HEY BABY.. Let ME GET A PASSION: FRUIT, ALIZé, MARTINI. OOH, ALL RIGHT. ALREADY MADE UP. HERE YOU ARE. MMM., WHASSUP, BIG DOG.. Let ME HAVE A HENNESSY MAN.. Give ME SOMETHING TO THE RIGHT. MMM.. That'S GOOD., NOW TO THE LEFT., HA HA HA. How YOU DOING I'M CLIFF FOR BLACK STYLES, MAGAZINE., PEACHES., PEACHES, MM-HMM. YOU'RE, NOT FROM AROUND HERE HUH PEACHES, BALTIMORE, ALL DAY., OH BALTIMORE, IN THE HOUSE.. Let'S SHOW THESE L.A. GIRLS HOW YOU DO IT.? Well, IT IS REFRESHING.. Are YOU AND ANGELLE FRIENDS NO. UH-UH.? Now LISTEN! ... BE SURE TO SHOOT ME AT A 45-DEGREE ANGLE, DOWN LEFT SIDE DOMINANT WITH AN F-STOP 2-8.. You KNOW A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT PHOTOGRAPHY, HUH. I KNOW A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT BEING PHOTOGRAPHED.. Excuse ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. Well, I JUST WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY''. Thank YOU, ANGELLE !''! Oh, LET'S GIVE HER A HAND.. Yes, YES, THAT'S IT. OHH JUST THINK. ..., 5 YEARS AGO ... SHE WAS NOTHING. NOTHING., OH AND NOW SHE HAS MANAGED ALL THIS. OHH. I HAVE TO SAY I AM PROUD OF YOU GIRL., I TAUGHT YOU WELL.. What DO YOU SAY? We MAKE THIS YEAR'S HAIR BATTLE A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING. I CHALLENGE YOU TO ENTER AND TO PROVE TO THE WHOLE WORLD ... THAT I AM TRULY WORTHY OF BEING THE 5-TIME RECIPIENT OF THE GOLDEN HEAD. [, SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]. So WHAT DO YOU SAY? Ange COME ON HMM [, MUSIC PLAYING ] [, INDISTINCT ]. I GOT TA GO., LET'S SOUL, TRAIN FOR MY SISTER., OH YEAH GIRL. GO ANGELA., GO. Take YOUR PLACE. YEAH SHAKE YOUR THING. Girl COME ON COME ON, COME ON, YEAH All GO PEACHES, GO PEACHES, GO PEACHES, GO PEACHES, GO PEACHES, GO PEACHES, OW, GO PEACHES, GO PEACHES, GO PEACHES, GO PEACHES, [, RAP MUSIC PLAYING ], OH YEAH, OH HA, HA HA, HA HA, AHH, HA HA HA. Ohh.. Ahh.. Sis, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY GIRL. WHEW.. Well. Thank YOU. [ TURNS MUSIC DOWN ]. Oh, WHEN DOES YOUR FLIGHT LEAVE UH TOMORROW 3 P.M. UH -- [. Both LAUGH, ] GIRL, NANA SHOULD'VE BEEN ASHAMED OF HERSELF, BUT WAIT.. Look AT THIS BATCH., THE SOUL-GLO CURLS. HA HA. Take IT AWAY., HA HA OOH.. Remember WHEN YOU FELL IN THE POOL, MM-MM. MM-MM. CORRECTION --. I DID NOT FALL IN THAT POOL. LITTLE NAPPY-HAIRED, RICKY SMITH PUSHED ME IN THE POOL AND I ALMOST DROWNED.. Ah, YOU DID NOT ALMOST DROWN.. You NEED TO STOP TELLIN' THAT STORY. IN 3, FEET. 2 FEET. KIDDIE POOL. DO N'T, DO THAT., HA HA HA HA HA GIRL. I NEED $ 50,000. HA HA HA. What OK LISTEN.! I OWE THE I.R.S. $ 50,000 AND IF I DON'T PAY'EM IN 60 DAYS, THEY'RE GON NA PUT ME UP IN THE JAIL.. That'S WHAT THEY TOLD ME. THEY'RE GON NA LOCK ME UP. OOH.. Oh, WAIT! A MINUTE. MM-MM. SAME OLD PEACHES., [, SIGHS, ], ANGIE, LISTEN! ...! If YOU LEND ME THE 50,000 RIGHT, I CAN PAY YOU BACK WHEN I WIN THE UM HAIR BATTLE ROYALE.. I AM DOING WELL, BUT I'M NOT DOING THAT WELL. I DO N'T HAVE $ 50,000 IN A DUFFEL BAG. AND WHAT HAIR BATTLE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? The ONE TIFFANY AS TELLING ME ABOUT., SHE SAID Y'ALL, DO IT EVERY YEAR., AND THIS YEAR THE WINNER GETS $ 50,000 NO. THOSE THINGS ARE CLASSLESS AND UNIMAGINATIVE.. Ok, ANGIE LISTEN. CHECK THIS OUT, --. Ok, WE CAN WIN THIS THING.. Now I HAVE WON A HAIR. Show 3 YEARS IN A ROW IN BALTIMORE. NO.. Well, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? [, MUSIC PLAYING ] LOOK .... I DO N'T HAVE 50,000 TO GIVE YOU., BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A JOB AND A PLACE TO STAY. ME WORK FOR YOU, GIRL, HELL NO. HUH.. I CAN DO THAT BACK IN B-MORE.. Well, THEN, TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO B-MORE AND THE I.R.S.. Well, THAT WAS N'T NICE. DAMN. HOLLYWOOD HAS CHANGED, HER. [ DOOR, SLAMS ]. You GOT YOUR TOOLS, NOT ALL OF THEM.. I HAD N'T PLANNED ON STAYING. ALL RIGHT GIRL. You CAN USE MINE. THANK YOU., HOW'S, THE SITCOM AND JOSH. That'S TOO BAD.. She ALREADY ON HUSBAND, NUMBER 2. OH. AND YOU'RE ALREADY ON STRIKE. Number 2. WATCH, YOUR MOUTH. PEACHES, YOU TAKE THE WALK-INS. YESSUH BOSS, I'SA TAKE ALL DA WALK-INS. Just PLEASE DO N'T BEAT ME NO MORE MASSA, OH HA HA HA HA RUN, KIZZY HA HA HA HA. I CA N'T RUN. RUN KIZZY, I'M GON NA SPLIT Y'ALL UP., THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. I'D HAVE BEEN FREE.. I'D HAVE TOLD ON YOU. I'D HAVE SAID: ,'' TIFF IS OVER THERE IN THE BUSH.'', HA HA HA HA !''. She, AI, N'T --, COME ON OUT TIFF. They CAUGHT US !'', [, HUMMING, ] SIMONE.. Your APPOINTMENTS ARE WAITING., [, HUMMING RESUMES ], THAT'S FAKE-ME-OUT, MOTHER, EARTH., INCENSE, COLONICS HERBS, --, ALL THAT SHIT.. She SAYS SHE WAN NA SING.. Well, CAN SHE SING? I DO N'T KNOW.. All SHE DOES IS THAT. [ HUMMING, ], [, SNORTS, ] [, BOTH LAUGHING ] [ BELL RINGS ], OH GIRL.! That'S MY CUE. GO WORK. It OUT., HEY, LADIES., WELCOME TO ANGELLE'S. WHAT CAN I HOOK Y'ALL UP WITH TODAY, I -- WE -- WANT TO GET OUR HAIR. Done. LOOK COME ON OVER TO MY STATION AND LET ME BREAK YOU OFF A LITTLE SOMETHIN', PROPER SOMETHIN', REAL NICE., HA HA HA GOOD. Morning. WELCOME TO ANGELLE'S. IS EVERYTHING: OK, EVERYTHING'S WONDERFUL., THE LADIES AT THE JUNIOR LEAGUE SAID THIS WOULD BE A NICE PLACE TO GET. You KNOW, SPRUCED UP. HEH.. Why CERTAINLY. WE CAN TAKE YOU, NOW. PEACHES IS AVAILABLE OR YOU CAN WAIT OR COME BACK., AND WHEN ARE YOU AVAILABLE AROUND 3:00. GOOD. WE'LL BE BACK AT 3:00.? I -- I KNOW., BUT DID SHE SAY'' SPRUCED'' SHE DID.? It'S THE AREA.'' SPRUCED'' I KNOW. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT. HA HA. Oh, MY GOODNESS.'' SPRUCED UP.'' [ MUSIC PLAYING ] [ BUZZING ], I'M COMIN', GOD GIRLFRIEND., I'M COMIN'. HI. HI. AFTERNOON. TIFFANY'S BEEN WAITING FOR YOU., PUT IT BACK. HATER. THANK YOU., [ EXHALES SLOWLY ], MY GIRL MYESHA TOLD ME. She SAW THAT OLD, STANK HO DOWN THE CLUB GETTIN' HER FREAK ON. UH-UH.. Then I HEARD SHE WAS KICKIN' IT WITH HIS BEST FRIEND WHEN THE MAN WAS OUT OF TOWN. JOHN SALLEY., THE ONE THAT USED TO PLAY FOR THE LAKERS GIRL, I'M TRYIN', TO TELL YOU.. If JOHN SALLEY WAS MY MAN, I'D BE LIKE ... Drake, OH PLEASE., JOHN SALLEY, HE DO N'T WANT NO BIG-MOUTHED HOOCHIE LIKE YOU., SO YOU COULD JUST TALK AND PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT ON FRONT STREET.. You KNOW WHAT, INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT WHAT'S GOIN' ON OVER HERE, YOU NEED TO CALL TO MAKE SURE YOU STILL HAVE THAT APPOINTMENT AT THE FREE CLINIC.'CAUSE. I SEEN YOU AROUND HERE, SCRATCHIN'. OH.. What'S THAT ABOUT SEE, THAT'S WHY YOU, AI N'T, GOT NO MAN.'CAUSE, DO N'T! Nobody WANT TO HEAR ALL THAT., WHATEVER DRAKE. DO N'T. Nobody FEEL LIKE HEARIN' ABOUT YOUR HOS, ALL DAY. THEY'RE, NOT MY HOS THOUGH. THEY'RE, PAYING CUSTOMERS. [, WHINING VOICE, ] OHH. Well, .... I TALKED TO YOUR PAYING CUSTOMERS AND THEY SAID SIZE DOES MATTER. ♪ EENIE-MEENIE, TEENY-WEENIE, ♪, ♪, OOH-AH-AH-, CHAMINI, ♪ ♪, IT'S SO SMALL. It CA. N'T GO ♪, ♪ ALL UP ON CHAWINI ♪, THAT'S FUNNY. [, BOTH LAUGHING ], THAT'S REAL FUNNY.'CAUSE! You KNOW ALL MY CLIENTS KNOW THAT A BROTHER IS PACKIN'.. I COULD GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF CUSTOMERS.. I DO N'T NEED YOUR CUSTOMERS. MINE PAY MORE., BUT YOU ONLY HAVE 2 BOY.. If YOU WERE PACKIN', YOU'D HAVE MORE. HEY. HOW YOU DOIN' SHELLY JUST HAVE A SEAT OVER HERE., ALL RIGHT I'LL, BE WITH YOU IN A SECOND. DRAKE RASHAN'S HERE FOR HER 5:30. OH.. I NEED YOU TO DO ME. A BIG FAVOR., OH, NO, NO NO.! I'M BOOKED! Player. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. OOH SHE'S, BOOKED, PLAYER. TALK-A TO THE HAND, Peaches HA HA HA COOL., AI, N'T NOTHIN', BUT A THANG. RASHAN I'LL, BE WITH YOU IN A SECOND.. Just HAVE A SEAT.: IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. OK. GIRL WATCH. This. HE'S GON NA WALK HO NUMBER ONE TO THE BACK, WHILE HO NUMBER 2 WAITS UP, FRONT. Peaches. What MM-HMM. YOU GOT TA RESPECT HIS LITTLE GAME.. He GOT A LITTLE BIT OF GAME. MUST BE NICE TO ROLL OUT THE BED AT 10:00 ROLL UP IN HERE. At 11:00, AND ONLY DO 2 HEADS A DAY.. Well, HOW DOES HE MAKE A LIVING BABY? They PAY $ 500, A POP TO SIT IN THAT FOOL'S CHAIR.. What GIRL THEY'RE SILLY BROADS., SILLY BROADS.? Oh, OH, OH ANYWAY, WATCH THIS. COME HERE.. Come HERE. Come HERE COME HERE. NOW HE'S ABOUT TO UH ... SWEET TALK HO NUMBER 2 AND WALK HER OUT FRONT.. That'S IT. HE'S DONE WITH HER. DAMN HE GOT IT LIKE THAT MM-MM. HE AI N'T DONE YET GIRL. HERE COMES THE BIG FINISH. KISS ON THE FOREHEAD.. Wait A MINUTE BOO., NOT SO FAST. COME BACK., ALWAYS GET THE MONEY.. Do N'T NEVER LET'EM LEAVE WITH THE MONEY. THAT WAY THEY GOT TO COME. Back. GOT TA, GIVE IT TO HIM. Though.! I'M GON NA TELL YOU SOMETHIN' --. He GOT GAME. LITTLE BIT.. He A'IGHT. Tiffany HO. HATER.. You BETTER GIVE ME THAT $ 20. You OWE ME PUNK., [ CELL PHONE RINGS, ] [ RING ] HELLO Agent Little. How ARE YOU GON NA PAY? Your TAXES, IF YOU DO N'T, HAVE ANY CLIENTS? Who IS THIS? The I.R.S.? Damn WE'RE WATCHING YOU. TIME IS RUNNING OUT. [, WHIMPERS, ], [, MUSIC PLAYING ] Peaches COME ON DOWN TO ANGELLE'S AND ASK FOR PEACHES. WAIT A MINUTE WAIT, A MINUTE WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO WORK ON MY CORNER. Excuse ME GREEN HORNET, BUT I DID N'T KNOW THIS WAS YOUR CORNER.? All YOU GOT TA DO IS LOOK AROUND. Look AROUND LOOK AROUND.. This IS MY TOWN.. I'M LIME PIMP BABY. CHECK THIS OUT, LIME PIMP.. Why DO N'T YOU TAKE THIS HERE FROM ME I'LL? Do YOUR HAIR AND HER HAIR FOR HALF-PRICE. HERE YOU GO SISTER. TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO COME ON IN. I'LL. Do YOUR HAIR DO SOMEBODY ELSE'S FOR FREE.? Damn THAT'S A DONE DEAL., BUT LOOK HERE. If THIS HAIR THING DO N'T WORK OUT, YOU CAN ALWAYS COME WORK FOR ME.. Let'S GO LADIES. [ WHIRS ]. Do I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY HER OUT MARCELLA SHE WO N'T SELL., MAYBE I'LL JUST KILL HER. NO. TOO MESSY. OH.. I COULD JUST ... SCARE HER A LITTLE. [, MUSIC PLAYING ] PEACHES. When I SAY THIS IS INCREDIBLE: ..., IT'S CRAZY., YOU GOT TA, TRY IT. YEAH, TAKE A TASTE. WH-WHAT. Is IT IT'S BLACK-EYED PISS. BABY? I DO N'T DO PISS.. No! It'S BLACK-EYED PEAS. PEAS. YEAH! That'S WHAT I SAID. PEACHES, TASTE. Drake, THAT'S AN ACQUIRED TASTE.! You GOT TA JUST GARGLE IT! Let IT MARINATE. THAT IS DISGUSTING, HA HA HA VERY FUNNY. Drake. YEAH, VERY FUNNY.! You COULD'VE WARNED A SISTER. BOY IF YOU WERE N'T SO CUTE, I'D WHUP, HER ASS. PEACHES. How AM I SUPPOSED TO GET BETTER IF NO ONE WILL HELP ME? Ok, JUN NI.. I GUESS IF I CAN TEACH ANGELA HOW TO COOK YOU WO N'T, BE A PROBLEM., OHH, PEACHES, YEAH, PEACHES, GON NA HELP ME YEAH, BUT DO ME A FAVOR., DO N'T YOU MAKE NARY. Another POT OF PISS. NOW GO PUT THAT AWAY.. That TASTES LIKE SHIT., OK. HA HA HA. I'M GON NA GET YOU BACK DRAKE Angela BOTTOM LINE. -- ANY BLACK WOMAN CAN HAVE A HEAD FULL OF LONG HEALTHY HAIR AS LONG AS THEY STOP ABUSING IT.. That'S WHY I DO N'T. Do WEAVES. Simone. Our HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL, PEACHES., IT'S STRONG AND THICK THE WAY. God INTENDED. SEE, THAT IS THE PROBLEM.. We NEED TO STOP ACCEPTING WESTERN SOCIETY'S BEAUTY STANDARDS.. You NEED TO START EMBRACING A STRAIGHTENING COMB., BUT IT'S THAT DIVERSITY THAT MAKES BLACK HAIR SO BEAUTIFUL. STRAIGHT HAIR, BRAIDS, DREADS, CORN, ROWS AFROS --, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FLAVOR SISTER., I'M JUST SAYING IT SHOULD BE NATURAL. SEE. My HAIR REFLECTS MY AFRICAN HERITAGE. ♪ LU-LU-LU-LU-LU ♪. How COME EVERYBODY WANT TO ACT LIKE THEY'RE DOWN WITH THE CAUSE JUST BECAUSE THEY BE PUTTIN', SEASHELLS AND BEADS, AND NUTS AND SOY AND SALAD ALL UP IN THEIR HAIR THAT DO N'T MAKE NO SENSE, MAN. STAY POSITIVE.? Let THEM DO WHAT THEY WANT. LIKE FOR HAIR. If I LIKE CORN ROW, I WEAR CORN ROW.. The ONLY REASON WHY YOU WEAR `` CORN, ROW'' IS'CAUSE. You GOT A BROTHER ON YOUR ARM.. If YOU DID N'T HAVE A BROTHER, YOU WOULD N'T HAVE NO `` CORN, ROW.'' OOH. BROTHER ON MY ARM., NO BROTHER ON YOUR ARM., All OOH AT LEAST. I KNOW HOW TO FRY CHICKEN.. I KNOW HOW FRY CHICKEN, NO YOU KNOW HOW FRY NOODLE I MAKE NOODLE GOOD TOO. You KNOW., NOT JUST THE CHICKEN., BUT I CAN MAKE ALL THINGS.. I MAKE CORN ON THE COB -- Tiffany NO CORN ON THE COB.. I DO AND I MAKE UH POTATOES AND GREENS. HA HA HA Angela, THAT'S WHY SISTERS ARE STARTING TO DATE, MORE WHITE MEN BECAUSE THEY SEEMINGLY TREAT US LIKE LADIES. Drake PLEASE., LIKE THAT WHITE BOY, THAT WAS KISSIN' HALLE ON THE ACADEMY AWARDS: WHITE BLACK, BLUE, GREEN WHATEVER.. Any MAN WOULD'VE KISSED HALLE, BERRY. SHE'S, ONE OF THE FINEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET.. That WHITE BOY WAS KISSIN' HALLE BERRY BECAUSE HE SAW HER NAKED BEHIND ON MONSTER'S BALL.. He WOULD N'T NOT KISSED VIVICA FOX ANGELA, BASSETT OR CICELY TYSON, LIKE THAT ,'CAUSE THEY WOULD'VE WHIPPED. His WHITE ASS ON NATIONAL TV., YOU DO N'T SUCK UP ON A SISTER LIKE THAT ALL UP IN THE MOUTH ON THE TV. HA SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. ELLEN I'M READY FOR YOU. Ellen ALL RIGHT. UH RIA COME HERE BABY.. I THINK I SEE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR ENDS.. She DID N'T DO WHAT I THINK SHE JUST DID. Did SHE I'M NOT IN IT.? That'S A FIGHT RIGHT, THERE. I'LL, TAKE PEACHES.. You KNOW ANGELA PRETTY STRONG, TOO.. She IS.. I LOVE IT. YOU'RE GON NA BE HERE. Next WEEK, RIGHT, YES, MA'AM. HA HA OOH. Thank YOU. Miss GIRL. YES. HAVE A SEAT AT MY STATION. ♪. I ROCK THAT OH YEAH, OH YEAH, ♪ ♪. I ROCK THAT OW ♪ ♪. I ROCK THAT OH YEAH, OH --, ♪, OH REALLY, YOU JUST HAD TO FLEX - DID N'T YOU. I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.. Did YOU SEE HER FACE GIRL SHE LOVED IT.? Do YOU SEE MY FACE BEAUTY? Shop. 101. --. You NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER STYLIST'S. Style. BEAUTY! Shop 202 -- YOU NEVER LET A CLIENT LEAVE FOR LESS THAN THEY PAID. For. LOOK PEACHES., I'M NOT PLAYIN' WITH YOU.. You WILL NOT DO -- ANGELLE CLIENTS CAN HEAR.. Besides THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE TO SEE YOU., I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU.. Why YOU GOT TA, BE SO MEAN TO ME WHY YOU GOT TA, BE SO MEAN TO ME: HA HA CLIFF, UH HI.. What ARE YOU DOING HERE? Hey UM! You KNOW SOMETHING I JUST CAME BY TO BRING THE PICTURES FROM THE PARTY.. Oh OK. UH ... THANK YOU.. I HAVE A CUSTOMER. I'LL, SEE YOU LATER. ALL RIGHT., NO PROBLEM., HEY UH, WHASSUP, TIFFANY, HEY., PEACHES., HEY CLIFF., HOW YOU DOIN' I'M FINE BABY.. I GOT SOME NICE PICTURES OF YOU FROM THE PARTY TOO. OOH HA OOH, OOH, OOH-OOH. OOH.. There. OHH. YOU LIKE CLIFF. These ARE REALLY NICE.. You KNOW I HAD A REAL NICE SUBJECT. EXCUSE, ME., HUH SORRY.. I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU AND ANGELLE WERE N'T. Friends. WE'RE NOT., WE'RE SISTERS. EXCUSE ME. TIFFANY. Can I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING BABY? I WAS --. Can I USE THIS? Ok GO AHEAD AND TAKE THAT TOO., SO YOU DO N'T NEED TO COME BACK OVER HERE. Again., LISTEN, PEACHES, UM, HERE'S MY CARD AND IF YOU EVER NEED SOME PHOTOS, I CAN USE A SEXY, SUBJECT. OK.. You MIGHT TAKE ME UP ON THAT. That'S FINE WITH ME.. It WAS NICE SEEING YOU. YOU TOO BABY. ALL RIGHT. NICE, SEEING YOU HATER.. I MEAN TIFFANY. ANGELLE. YEAH.. My CAR IS BLOCKED. Again. Drake HEADHUNTERS, IT'S GON NA BE ON.. You STAY RIGHT, HERE. I'LL, BE RIGHT! Back. I WANT TO GO STAY HERE. Let ME GO MISS ANGELLE. I GOT YOUR BACK [ MUSIC PLAYING ] Girl, YOU DOING! Ok, HEY ANGELLE. FIONA! I NEED TO SPEAK TO MARCELLA.. Ok, SURE. [ ON P.A. ] MARCELLA TO THE FRONT PLEASE. MARCELLA TO THE FRONT. GIRL. Is THAT A CAPPUCCINO BAR? Oh, IT'S ALL RIGHT. EXACTLY.! They NEED AN ALIZé BAR UP IN HERE., OH ANGELLE. AND .... My CLIENT IS BLOCKED IN AGAIN. OH. NEW VALETS. COME. COME COME COME.. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING., [, SIGHS, ], NOW ... THIS ONE ... OH. OR THIS ONE. Now I RATHER PREFER THIS ONE MYSELF. WOULD N'T. You AGREE, ANGELLE MARCELLA! Really! I DO N'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS., I'M SORRY. I'LL, TAKE CARE OF IT RIGHT. Away.! No THANK YOU.! Oh THANK YOU! Baby.! That'S SO NICE. HEH., AH., [, CLANG ]. You PATHETIC LITTLE HOOD RAT.! Well CLEAN IT UP. Now, I'M SORRY.! Look I'LL! Get YOU ANOTHER ONE.! No BABY, IT'S OK., YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF.. Actually YOU SAVED ME A TRIP. FOR YOU.. I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT MORE THAN GENEROUS.. Well GO AHEAD. TAKE ONE.! Perhaps YOU CAN CONVINCE ANGELLE OF THE BENEFITS OF COMING IN SECOND.. Oh NO BABY., NEVER SECOND., ALWAYS FIRST. WELL, MARCELLA., NOT INTERESTED.. Thank YOU FOR HANDLING THE PARKING AND, AS ALWAYS, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE. PEACHES. Angelle BE REASONABLE.. Miss GIRL KNOW YOUR PLACE. -- SECOND., [, SIGHS ]. One OF US HAS TO GO. SLOW DOWN. GIRL. What WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? She WANTS ME TO SELL MY SHOP TO HER., NOT ON YOUR LIFE.. Wait, A MINUTE. SELL YOUR SHOP GIRL HOW MUCH PEACHES. - OK, I'M SORRY SISTER. JUST A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS. OHH, THE NERVE OF THAT WOMAN. OOH. If SHE JUST TREATED PEOPLE BETTER, THEN MAYBE SHE WOULD N'T BE LOSING ALL OF HER CLIENTS., OK, BUT ANGIE. What ABOUT THIS HAIR BATTLE? Now I MEAN SHE IS GOOD, BUT GIRL WE CAN TAKE HER.. Did YOU SEE HER DESIGNS? I CAN DO THAT IN MY SLEEP.. Comic BOOK SKETCHES. RIGHT SO I MEAN WE GON NA. Do THAT ANGELLE., CLIFF., PEACHES, NICE TO SEE YOU.. I TOLD YOU NOT RIGHT NOW.. No! Actually, I CAME BACK HERE FOR PEACHES.. I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE OFFICE AND MY ASSISTANT HAIRSTYLIST CANCELLED FOR TOMORROW'S SHOOT. So I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WERE AVAILABLE., I FIGURED YOU WERE BUSY.. So WHAT DO YOU SAY? We PAY CASH. HEH., IT'S NOT LIKE. I DO. N'T HAVE THE TIME., I'M SHOOTING ONE OF MY CELEBRITY CLIENTS.. Well, I WILL BE THERE.. Will YOU YES. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7 A.M. SHARP.? Is THAT COOL, OK, BABY. YEP., ALL RIGHT. ANGELA. CLIFF. GIRL? That BOY IS STUCK ON YOU., NOT MY TYPE. [ SNORING, ], Woman, PEACHES, YOUR 1:00 APPOINTMENT, MISS FOX, IS HERE. PEACHES. Now I CAME DOWN TO THE HOOD BECAUSE ALL MY GIRLS SAID YOU COULD HOOK IT UP.. Can I TELL YOU, I AM SPEECHLESS RIGHT, NOW. SISTER, I LOVE YOU. WATCHED ALL YOUR MOVIES -- INDEPENDENCE DAY --. You ROCKED THAT. LITTLE STRIPPER GOIN''ROUND. The POLE, LIKE THAT, GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT HA HA. Two CAN PLAY THAT GAME. -- MORRIS CHESTNUT --, WHAT FINE. ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. FI-INE BABY? I WOULD DO HIM ♪ MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY THURSDAY, FRIDAY, -- ♪ PEACHES., NOW LOOK BABY.. I GOT A BIG PREMIERE TONIGHT. Ok, SO I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME A TOUCH-UP HOOK UP MY KITCHEN FOR ME ALL RIGHT, OH SISTER, I AM GOING TO LAY ... YOU ... OUT., ALL RIGHT. THERE, YOU GO., OH PEACHES.. Oh I LOVE IT. GIRL. You GON NA HAVE ME LOOKIN', LIKE A BLACK JESSICA, RABBIT TONIGHT., FABULOUS. YES. TOLD YOU. I WAS GON NA ROCK THAT., I MEAN PEACHES. You REALLY DID YOUR THING, GIRL. MM-MM-MM., JUST --, OH LORD., I MEAN YOU HOOKED UP MY KITCHEN GIRL.. I MEAN WHAT CAN I SAY: I HOOKED IT UP., THE RELAXER THAT YOU USED JUST GOT IT SO SILKY. YEAH., SO SILKY., PEACHES, HMM, WHAT IS --? What IS THIS OH.? Oh, THAT -- THAT --, THAT -- THAT'S DEAD, ENDS. IT'S DEAD ENDS IN YOUR HAIR. YEAH. SEE I HAVE SOME TOO, BUT ... [, WHIMPERS ], OH DEAD ENDS. This LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN DEAD ENDS. Look I -- UHH YOU'RE AN IDIOT. You ARE GON NA BLOW MY PREMIERE FOR ME. You SILLY-ASS IDIOT, OK, NOW UH ..., OH GOD, MISS VIVICA .... Now NOT GON NA BE TOO MANY MORE `` STUPID-ASS IDIOTS.''. Now I SAID I CAN FIX IT. TO HELL WITH THAT PREMIERE. YOU'RE GON NA WATCH YOUR MOUTH. [, SOBBING ], IT'S FALLING OUT EVERYWHERE. Well, I SAID I WAS SORRY. BUT YOU'RE GON NA STOP ALL THAT NAME-CALLING. Before YOU GET YOUR ASS WHUPPED UP IN HERE. OHH ..., I'M GETTIN' READY TO KICK YOUR ASS FOR CERTAIN NOW. COME ON COME ON.. Let ME SEE WHAT KIND OF JUICE YOU GOT COME ON WITH IT COME ON WHOA, OH WHOA, OHH! Oh, OH ... BRING IT. PEACHES THAT HURT. YEAH! Well, ...! You NEVER KNOW ME., YOU NEVER KNOW ME. [, KISS ]. I HOPE YOU DON'T EXPECT A TIP., HEY, ..., WELL --, BUT TAKE THAT OH OHH ..., GOTCHA., [ GROANS ], OH HOOO, SHE DO N'T KNOW ME.. As SOON AS I GET MY FOOT FIXED, I SWEAR FOR GOD, I'M COMIN' OUT TO CALIFORNIA. I'M GON NA WHUP. Your ASS. I'M GON NA WHUP, YOUR ASS. OHH .... She PLAY TOO HARD. [ CELL PHONE RINGING, ] [ GROANS ] [ RING ] HELLO Agent, Little MISS WHITAKER., WHO IS THIS AGENT LITTLE OHH, DAMN DAMN THE I.R.S. CALLIN'. This BITCH IS HATIN' ON ME.. I AI N'T GOT NO MONEY OHH, SHE KNEW HER. Damn HAIR COULD N'T TAKE THAT KIND OF PERM.. Do N'T TRY TO BE MAD WITH ME. SHIT. [ MUSIC PLAYING ] RIGHT HERE., SET IT UP HERE.. This LOOKS GOOD., OK, GOOD.. Thank YOU. GOOD., THAT'S A GOOD PLACE.! That'S GOOD.! You LIKE THE WISPY LITTLE TAILS. I LOVE IT.. I LOVE IT.. Do YOU LIKE IT? You THINK IT'S LAST SEASON. Oh NO BABY.! The SHAG IS BACK AND IT'S FABULOUS. Darling., HEY EVERYBODY! Um! Are YOU ZORA YES., HEY ZORA., I'M PEACHES. BLACK STYLE HIRED ME TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT.. What YOU NEED ME TO DO STAY OUT OF MY WAY.: OH OK, BABY --, OOH, [ CELL PHONE RINGS, ], PEACHES, HUH TURN THAT OFF., I'M SORRY BABY.. One WOULD REALLY THINK YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER., YES MA'AM, I DO HONEY. HEY, YOU ARE THAT MOD -- ROSHUMBA, HEY GIRL. I LOVE YOU. Sister GIRL, YOU BE ROCKIN' THAT THANG DO NOT ENCOURAGE HER. PEACHES FALL BACK ALL RIGHT. This IS A PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT.. Yes MA'AM. It IS MISS GIRL., ZORA, -- ZORA. Do YOU LIKE THE EARRINGS WITH THIS? Well, YOU KNOW WHAT THE EARRINGS ARE. Funky --. Nobody ASKED YOU PEACHES., OK, BUT THEY JUST DO N'T GO WITH THE SHOES, REAL GOOD. THAT PRECIOUS RED DO N'T ROCK THOSE GOLD SHOES, BABY. ROCK, THE RED SHOES.. You DO N'T LIKE THE SHOES SET IT OFF, SET IT ON FIRE BAM ROSHUMBA. Why ARE YOU ENTERTAINING SOMEONE WHO'S WEARING FLORAL, PANTS, HA HA HA. So LAST SEASON. Zora LOOK SWEETIE. What I'M GON NA DO IS I'M GON NA. Let YOU SET FOR A MOMENT AND THEN I'LL COME BACK AND TOUCH UP THE ENDS. OK. ALL RIGHT. CIAO CIAO., BYE, UH, ROSHUMBA GIRL. You JUST GOT A LITTLE SPOT RIGHT IN THE BACK THERE ON YOUR ENDS.. If YOU, LET ME DO IT BABY, I WILL TIGHTEN THAT UP. THERE'S A SPOT WHERE [ YELLING ]. Yes, HEY! Look HERE, PLAYER, WHERE'S, PEACHES, WHOO Woman. I NEED MY HAIR DONE, WHOA BEVERLY HILLS, MY BEHIND. May I HELP YOU, I'M THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT. YEAH. Well, GET ME THE OWNER.. I AM THE OWNER. OH.. Well ME AND MY CREW. We HERE FOR THIS'', BUY ONE GET ONE FREE'' EARLY BIRD SPECIAL RIGHT HERE. AND WE GOT OUR OWN HAIR AND EVERYTHING.. I DO N'T DO WEAVES. WHAT WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DO. N'T DO NO WEAVES. I DO N'T WEAVES.! Well SOMEBODY UP IN THIS JOINT, BETTER START WEAVING OR ELSE I'M GON NA JUMP OFF UP IN HERE. WHOO Gianni. I'Ve GOT 4 HEADS, I'M HANDLING OVER HERE.. You HAVE TO HANDLE THESE LITTLE HOOD RATS YOURSELF.. No, HE DID N'T. If YOU AI, N'T WEAVIN', YOU NEED TO BE LEAVIN'. JUN, NI, WHERE ALL THESE PEOPLE COME FROM PEACHES' CLIENT AND SHE NO HERE. PEACHES' CLIENTS, MY PEOPLE, MY PEOPLE. OOH, RUPAUL WANNABE. I KNOW YOU AI N'T, TALKIN', TO ME., MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.. You GOT YOUR PEOPLE MIXED UP., Tiffany, HEY ALL RIGHT, GOD, Gianni ANGELLE. What DO WE DO? Jun NI? You HANDLE THE FRONT. SIMONE, YOU TAKE THE TWISTS AND THE BRAIDS. GIANNI. You TAKE THE COLOR AND THE PERMS TIFFANY THE WEAVES.. What ABOUT ME? Drake --? I ALREADY GOT -- DRAKE. I NEED YOU TO MANAGE THE SHAMPOO LINE. Woman. Excuse ME, HELLO, HELLO, WHEN'S. Somebody GON NA START DOING WHAT THIS PAPER SAY RIGHT HERE. This FLYER SAY'' BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.'', I'M HERE FOR MY FREE, SO WHERE'S IT AT. What'S GOING ON, EXCUSE ME, MISSY, LOOK. You NEED TO STOP ALL THAT SWITCHIN' AND START STITCHIN'. Ok, [, SIGHS, ]. What YOU THINK WOW PEACHES THIS IS AMAZING, HA HA HA. I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT.. Now I ADDED A COUPLE TRACKS IN IT TO GIVE IT FULLNESS AND FLAIR.. Excuse ME: IT'S GORGEOUS.. What IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? Oh ZORA, DO N'T BE MAD.. Peaches WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. ALL RIGHT, ZORA. Listen, I'M READY TO GO.. Is EVERYBODY READY Roshumba? What DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE HAIR, THE HAIR'S NICE. LOOK AT YOU., ALL RIGHT I'LL BE READY IN JUST A SECOND.. I JUST NEED A LITTLE POWDER. ALL RIGHT. Let'S GO MAKE MAGIC. OOH! Thank YOU! So MUCH. MWAH, MWAH, HA HA HA. Ok! Here WE GO. BABY, YOU CAN MAKE HUNDREDS. HUNDREDS AND 50 IN AN HOUR.. That'S AFTER MY CUT. OOH. Your HAIR IS SO PRETTY THANK YOU.. Where'D YOU GET IT GENETICS.. Oh IS N'T THAT THAT NEW HAIR SUPPLY SHOP OVER OFF OF NORMANDIE AND THIRD, WHAT YEAH I GOT TA GO THERE AND GET ME SOME.. Let ME WRITE THAT DOWN.. Here'S MY CARD. THINK ABOUT THE OFFER. COACH ROLEX Girl. What'S THIS Tiffany ANGELLE UGH, WHO IS THAT [ SIZZLES ], OH OOH, HERE. RUB SOME OF THAT ON THERE. GOD, DAMN WELCOME TO ANGELLE'S.. How CAN I HELP YOU IT'S ``. May I HELP YOU ?'' AND YOU MAY NOT.. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH ANGELLE.. Oh WELL ANGELLE'S A LITTLE BUSY, BUT I COULD DEFINITELY HOOK YOU UP.. My NAME IS DRAKE. MONA. MONA MORGAN'S THE NAME.. Now WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU CAN HOOK ME UP, ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M IN SOME WAY, UNHOOKED NO. NO. SPEAK UP SON.? I WAS JUST SAYING LIKE I COULD DO YOUR HAIR FOR YOU. If YOU LIKE MA'AM., THEN WHY ON EARTH DID N'T? You SAY THAT THAT'S EXCELLENT. NOW LISTEN --. I NEED A TOUCH-UP, BUT MY SCALP IS EXTREMELY SENSITIVE. AND NOW I'LL NEED A NOTEPAD AND A CUP OF STRAWBERRIES, PLEASE. OK.. Why DO N'T? You HAVE A SEAT OVER HERE AND I'LL, BE RIGHT WITH YOU.. Look LIKE MACK DADDY DONE, FINALLY MET HIS MATCH., OH CHILD. Please SHE IS WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.. He USED TO DEALIN' WITH THEM. Tacky GHETTO BROADS.. You KNOW. What CAN I GET YOU A GLASS OF WINE? It'S ``. May I GET YOU A GLASS OF WINE ?'' THANK YOU., YOU MAY., SINCE YOU KNOW MY WHOLE LIFE STORY, ... ALL RIGHT.. Why DO N'T? You TELL ME ABOUT THE MYSTERIOUS CLIFFORD J. WALKER, THE MYSTERIOUS HUH, IT'S ALL LIKE THAT! Ha HA. Let'S SEE I STARTED MODELING WHEN I WAS 14. STARTED: SHOOTING PHOTOS AT 17. MARRIED A SUPERMODEL AT 25. BURNT OUT AT 27, DIVORCED AT 30., 3 YEARS SINGLE 2 YEARS, CELIBATE, NO KIDS, ONE DOG AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE. HUH., THAT'S ME., SO UM .... What'S UP WITH YOU AND ANGELA ANGELA'S COOL PEOPLE., I LIKE HER BUT UM, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT., BUT WHEN I SAW YOU ..., IT WAS LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR. AND I JUST WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU PEACHES. GIRL. I LOOK GOOD.. It LOOKS WONDERFUL. Thank YOU., OH, I AM SO GLAD. Myesha REFERRED ME TO YOU.. Oh MYESHA GIRL, THAT'S MY MAIN APPLE SCRAPPLE RIGHT THERE.. How DO YOU KNOW HER GIRL ME MYESHA AND STEPHANIE? We USED TO HANG. Ok, YOU TALKIN' ABOUT STEPHANIE SALLEY, JOHN SALLEY'S, WIFE. Yes, OH BROTHER! She A TRIP. WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT HER. First OF ALL, I HEARD SHE SLEPT WITH HALF THE NBA BEFORE JOHN GOT TO HER.. No, YOU DIDN'T., I HEARD THEY CALL HER'' LOOSE BOOTY, BUTT.'' HA HA HA. You CRAZY, Cliff! That'S HOW WE DO IT. ALL RIGHT. Baby. SEE YOU LATER., HEY, ..., NO HUG. I HAD A GOOD TIME. I'LL, SEE YOU RIGHT, HOLLER Gianni, I'M IN A DAZE., HEY EVERYBODY. What HAPPENED UP IN HERE? Your `` BUY ONE GET ONE. Free'' EARLY BIRDS FLEW IN. OOH. While YOU WERE OUT GALLIVANTING AT A PHOTO SHOOT, WE WERE HERE HANDLING YOUR CLIENTS.. I WAS OUT TRYING TO BUILD UP OUR CLIENTELE. YOU'VE BEEN HERE LESS THAN A WEEK AND AGAIN YOU HAVE MANAGED TO TURN MY WORLD UPSIDE DOWN.. I'Ve MANAGED - AND YOU WONDER WHY NANA DID WHAT SHE DID WELL. She DID WHAT SHE DID, BECAUSE SHE KNEW YOU COULD N'T HANDLE IT AND YOU KEEP PROVING HER RIGHT.. No, SHE DID WHAT SHE DID, BECAUSE YOU WERE HER FAVORITE.. No BECAUSE I MAKE GOOD DECISIONS AND I THINK ABOUT HOW THOSE DECISIONS AFFECT --, YOU KNOW WHAT ALL THIS TONGUE-LASHING AND FINGER POINTING Y'ALL GON NA STOP THAT.. This IS NOT GON NA BE'' JUMP ON PEACHES, DAY.'', REALLY HUH 4, GUYS IN ONE NIGHT GIRL HOW ABOUT IN ONE HOUR AN HOUR SHE'S A HO. MAN. WHOO.. Maybe WE SHOULD N'T BE GOSSIPING ABOUT THIS. You KNOW SOMEBODY IN THE SHOP MIGHT OVERHEAR US. OOH GOSSIP. OOH, THAT'S SOMETHING I DO N'T DO., THAT'S TACKY., OK, YES.! I GOT THE INFORMATION AND, IF SHE DID N'T WANT HER BUSINESS OUT IN THE STREET, SHE WOULD HAVE KEPT HER STANK BEHIND HOME AND TAKE CARE OF HER MAN. So THEREFORE HE WON'T COME AFTER ME. Every TIME I SEE HIM AT THE CLUB., SO YOU TELLING ME HE WANTS YOU GIRL, HE'S AN ATHLETE WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT HUH. So YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS IS ALL TRUE GIRL. If I'M LYIN', I'M FLYIN'., I'M TELLING YOU MY SOURCES ARE VERY RELIABLE.. Ok, UH-HUH. SEE STEPHANIE'S SISTER'S HUSBAND, --, WAIT, WAIT WAIT., BUT STEPHANIE DOES N'T, HAVE A SISTER. HOW YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I'M STEPHANIE, OK AND I'D APPRECIATE IT. If YOU'D STOP GOSSIPING ABOUT ME WITH YOUR TACKY ASS, TACKY, TACKY, OK, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO RESPECT, BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING: RESPECT WHAT I'M FROM EAST ST. LOUIS BOO.. I DO N'T CARE WHERE YOU FROM I AI N'T GOT TO DIRTY -- DIRTY. You SMELL DIRTY, DIRTY BITCH.. You KNOW WHAT I WILL CUT. You [ SCREAMING ] WHOA, CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN Tiffany! You CRAZY WATCH YOUR MOUTH, WHATEVER MY MAN, AI N'T, THINKIN' ABOUT YOU, OK, WATCH YOUR MOUTH, [ CAR ALARM, BEEPS, ]! She CRAZY TALKING, SHIT.! You WILL WISH YOU HAD --, YOU DO N'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH OK. Oh HEY BOO, MY MAN'S HERE., HEY, BABY, HI BABY.. How ARE YOU LOOK AT MY MAN.? You READY TO GO QUITE. HONEY! Do YOU LIKE MY HAIR? I LOVE IT. TIFFANY. Just DID IT FOR FREE. [ GIGGLES ] THANKS GIRL., LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. ALL RIGHT.. Can YOU BELIEVE -- OOH? I CA N'T BELIEVE THAT TACKY BROAD PULLED A KNIFE OUT ON ME. Ooh SHE -- OOH HOO. That BITCH IS CRAZY.. Tiffany TIFFANY GET OUT HERE. Right NOW, HUH GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW. FROM NOW ON. If I HEAR YOU BREATHE ANOTHER WORD ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE, YOU ARE OUT OF HERE. AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYBODY. Ok, LOOK, LET'S JUST ALL TAKE A DEEP BREATH.. Now, OBVIOUSLY IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.. Why DO N'T? We ALL JUST GO SOMEPLACE AND CHILL DRINKS ON ME? Ok, I DO N'T WANT TO GO. OOH YEAH. I WAN NA DO THAT ANGELA COME ON ANGIE.. Do N'T CALL ME THAT. ANGIE, ANGIE ANGIE, STOP TRIPPIN'. ♪ GON NA GO WITH SOME MENS UP IN THE PLACE. ♪ COME ON, COME ON., MMM, MMM, MMM, FINE. I'LL GET MY PURSE. AND YOU --, ZIP. No MORE! Ok, TRANSLATION, -- SHUT YOUR MOUTH. OOH HOO ♪. Do N'T STOP GET IT GIRL, ♪ ♪, THAT THANG GON NA LEAD. You GIRL, ♪ ♪, DJ'S, STYLIN', SIRENS, WAILIN', ♪, ♪ BOYS COME AND GET THESE GIRLS ♪ ♪, I'M THINKIN' ABOUT ..., ♪, WHOO, HEY TO OUR CLIENTS, CLIENTS YOU GON NA GET SOME CLIENTS. OOH Y'ALL. There ARE SOME FINE MEN UP IN HERE UP IN HERE, GUESS WHO GOT A BUN IN THE OVEN OHH YOU MM-HMM. YOU HAVING A BABY. Oh, THIS IS GREAT NEWS. HOW MANY MONTHS 9 WEEKS. OHH, I LOVED IT. When SHE CALLED ME, BIG, PAPA., HA I'LL. Believe THAT WHEN I SEE IT, BIG PAPA., Drake WHOO-HOO, OH WAIT A MINUTE.! Now THAT IS FINE. HI., OH GIRL. He LIKE THE OL', BRYANT GUMBEL, TYPE., WHATEVER. OOH, AND HIS STORY IS SPEAKING LOUD TO ME. THE SUIT 100 WOOL. Armani CLOCKED IT. BRUNO MAGLI, SHOES, MMM., OMEGA SEAMASTER, WATCH, YES. MANICURED HANDS AND IT LOOK LIKE HE WORK OUT.. He LOOK LIKE HE GOT, MONEY., HEY, AW. No, LOOK. I'Ve HAD ENOUGH OF THIS., I'M OUTTA HERE. OOH HE'S COMING OVER HERE.. Do I HAVE LIPSTICK IN MY TEETH, TEETH ARE COOL. EVERYTHING'S --. How ARE MY TEETH? Them'S GON NA GET KNOCKED OUT. Man EXCUSE, ME., HEY HI. HI.. Would YOU LIKE TO DANCE UH, ... NO.? Yes, SHE WANTS TO DANCE. SHE'S A DANCER. GO ON AND DO IT.. Well, I SEEM TO BE -- Tiffany. If SHE DO N'T WANT TO DANCE, YOU CAN COME BACK SMACK IT UP, FLIP IT AND RUB IT. Down.. Oh, NO! Oh NO, [, MUSIC PLAYING ]! I DID N'T GET YOUR NAME. ANGELLE WHITAKER.! Oh ANGELLE.! You SURE LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL., WELL THANKS. GOOD DECISION, YOUNG MAN. SHE'S MUCH TOO UNCOUTH FOR SOMEONE OF YOUR POTENTIAL. MISS MONA.. Can I BUY YOU A DRINK, HYPNOTIQ PLEASE.. You LOOK FLY AS SHIT. DAMN AND HERE I THOUGHT I LOOKED PRETTY GOOD.. That'S WHAT I MEANT. PROFANITY, MY DEAR, IS THE SIGN OF AN IGNORANT MIND, TRYING TO EXPRESS ITSELF., SAY WHAT YOU MEAN AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY. DAMN.. Well, IF THAT'S THE CASE, WHY DO N'T WE PUT THESE DRINKS ON PAUSE AND HAVE A DANCE BEFORE I SAY SOMETHING ELSE THAT MESSES US UP? You KNOW I HATE TO CUT THIS NIGHT SHORT, BUT I GOT A BIG MERGER CLOSING ON MONDAY AND I GOT TA GO. OH.. I -- I UNDERSTAND. [ LAUGHS ], BUT I WILL MOST DEFINITELY BE CALLING YOU. OK. BYE MMM. I THINK I'M IN LOVE. OHH GIRL THAT AI N'T LOVE. YOU JUST AI N'T, HAD NONE IN A WHILE. STOP.. I THINK HE LOOKED FINE. YEAH HE'S A GOOD ONE.. Thank YOU. Jun NI. ME TOO. ALL RIGHT, ANGIE, DJ TO THE STAGE A LOVELY WOMAN ..., AN EXOTIC WOMAN, ... SIMONE ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪. All RIGHT GIRL BRING IT IN ♪. I USED TO WALK AROUND WITH MY HEAD HELD LOW ♪ ♪'CAUSE.