Asmr | Ghetto Hairstylist Ruins Your Hair Roleplay

Welcome to the dominique boutique, how can i help you? Oh you have an appointment. Okay, no problem! Well, um. Unfortunately, the computers are down girl. The computers are down, but don't worry, i'm gon na look in the book and see if we had you here, okay hold on again, okay. What was your name ashley. Is that with an a yeah? Oh, i got you right here: ashley, okay, so you're here for your five o'clock appointment and you're early girl. That'S what's up okay! So let me ask you: what did you come here for today like what do you have in mind? Okay, ashley! Let me stop you right. There, baby girl. We don't do that here. No, we don't do that. Okay, we don't do that either. No, no honey, listen! Listen! I got you girl girl. I got you, i'm the professional ashley, i'm the professional! Listen! I respect you and your opinion, but at the end of the day it's my salon. I know what i'm doing you know what i mean. Let me look at your hair and i'll. Tell you exactly what you need like just trust me girl. I got you. What'S the last time you conditioned your hair last week, doesn't look like that baby now, don't get me wrong. Your hair is beautiful, baby, it's beautiful, but there's a lot of damage. It looks like you've processed your hair, a lot yeah, you processed it a lot girl. Listen when you walked in, i didn't want to say anything, but i got cali vibes from you like california. Right so hear me out, hear me out, i'm getting i'm thinking like. Oh, don't, don't mind this girl girl, i'm i'm coloring my hand here. That'S why i got this on my head back to you back to you, so i got cali vibes right, i'm thinking like kardashian! No, no! I know the kardashians have the long hair, i'm thinking chloe. You know how chloe always has like that short little cute little bob, and it comes like up to here whatever i'm thinking that for you right, so listen, look, look, look, look! Look at how long your hair is right. To be honest, it looks like morticia adam's, like you know, what adam's right exactly, there's! No there's! No like um pizzazz, it's just sits there. It'S very dull. It'S like the er of winnie the pooh, no you're! You know it's not very. Like vibrant. You want vibrant. Okay, like my nails, right, look at vibrant, you don't want to be tall like girl. Look, i see you got brown nail polish on girl. Look i'm glad you came here because i'm gon na hook you up, i'm gon na, put you on to the new styles girl. I got you so we're gon na cut all this hair off we're gon na cut about like six inches off. You don't want to cut that much off girl. Listen to me! Listen to me! Listen to me! I understand you like your hair long, but trust me you're gon na love it when i cut it like like listen to how dry it is just touching it. It'S so dry. Okay, your hair is so dry, it's all dead baby, it's beautiful, don't get me wrong. Don'T get me wrong! Mama! Don'T get me wrong. I love it. I love it but like girl, you need to do something about this. You got to cut it. Okay, i got you instead of doing like a chloe, let's go for like kylie circa 2017 right like up to here, okay, so how about? I trim like this much just the dead ends, because look at that baby. Look at your hair! Look up close! Like you see what i mean it's just too dead mama you wan na get rid of that. Okay, so we're gon na do like a little okay just here, so you want to do like just this many like what? What is that? Like two inches, i got you yeah, so unfortunately we don't get any die like we have to go shopping. We got to make order um. We really don't have much supplies today, but don't worry because listen, i'm gon na be honest with you. I own this line. I didn't even go to beauty school. I'Ve been talented since i was born with doing hair. It'S just something like you know, mozart with the piano i'm like that way. Hair. I got you okay, so listen! Oh just i want you to know. Um before we get started like not to be funny or anything, but we are in kind of shishkee neighborhood. You know what i mean, so i always ask my clients to um pay before i do the hair, okay, so you're going to do beyond uh like cash or credit. You want to do credit to cash. Oh! No, because that machine is probably like. You know. It'S been acting weird, you want to cash out me. What'S your cash app, you got cash up. Oh you don't want to catch up. Okay, girl, whatever okay cash is fine, so like um, based on your hair. What i see here, i'm thinking like easily 250. yeah girl. I know it's expensive, but listen beauty course. It'S beauty cost. Okay, all right, so you can go to the front miranda at the front. She'S gon na go ahead and take your pigment and i'm gon na get everything prepared for you and don't you worry girl. This is gon na, be a luxury experience and when i say, luxury we're gon na be giving you drinks and all of the finest um different hair products and stuff like that. Like i know, i said we don't have a lot but girl, i'm like the macgyver of hair. Listen! If, if i don't got something i make something out of nothing. So don't worry. I got you, i got you okay, so go ahead. Go sit down, take a seat, relax i'm gon na bring you a drink, a little cocktail and we're gon na have a good time. Okay, baby! All right! Go! Oh! Wait! Wait! Wait! Don'T sit in that chair that is broken. I had to put a little duct tape on there sit over there in that chair. I got you wait, wait, no matter of fact. Do the third chair over there, because that chair, the outlet is kind of shishy and like last time i tried to plug in a flat iron. I almost got shocked and we don't want that. We do not want that so go over there and i'm coming right back. Okay, thank you for waiting. Are you okay? Are you comfortable? Do you need anything? No, okay! Well um! While i was back there, i got all my supplies together and also i found the rest of this simply made lemonade. I was gon na give you some orange juice, but i found simply made lemonade girl, that's even better, so i poured you some in this little wine glass because we are very classy. So i want you to take your drinks, sit back and relax and i'm gon na get started with your hair. Okay, there you go, the huh is not dirty, you think. That'S somebody's, limp clothes! Girl! Trust me! Listen! I just got this out the dishwasher. It'S clean! Don'T worry girl take it. You know what i'm sitting down right here and if you get thirsty later, you could drink it. I got mine right here. Okay, girl. Let me go so good, almost ate my lip gloss, oh my god. Okay, so every client is something that i made up. It'S actually called follicle figuration stimulation, so literally, what it means is that i'm gon na be stimulating your um hair, follicles and figuration, meaning i'm gon na figure it out. I'M gon na figure out what products we have that will be best suited for your hair type texture and your follicle pattern. Okay, so i use the finger pads and my nails to comb through the hair, so i'm gon na do that. It'S a very tedious process. Girl, like i said, we're, professionals. Okay, we are professionals, we have the highest standards here. So let me do my thing. Let me do my work. You relax. Okay, let me let me get into this hold on i'm gon na start with the finger pads. Okay. Okay, all right, i'm using my finger pads to just feel the texture of the hair. Okay, okay, hold on girl all right, so right off the bat i can tell you your hair is dry, it's dehydrated! It needs moisture, it's thirsty right! So if you look up close, look up close to that hair, follicle right now, listen when i move my fingers back and forth like listen to the way your hair sounds, it sounds dry right. It'S very dry! You see what i mean. It'S very very dry, very dry, very dry, so what i want to do for you is, i want to suggest some products. Okay, but let me finish: let me go through my nails because sometimes the nails, the tip of my nails. They have like my leg on baby dollar girl. So let me do the nails. First, okay, okay, just i thought it's dry yeah, it's dry for sure it's dry! Okay! So let me show you the products i have what i'm gon na use for you. First first thing i wan na do is like you need a like: a cream, a hair cream just to lock in the moisture rain and usually at salons. What they would suggest is you put the oils first and then you put the cream. We don't do that here, girl, no, so first, i would tell you that you should use this cream in your hair right and basically this has argan oil in it, and i know you might be looking at it like um. Doesn'T that say brightening day cream like it's not for your face and yes it is, but it's dual like that's, not what it was made for, but i'm the professional right. So i know what i'm talking about like you, just take a little bit of this and you put it just like rub it on the palm of your hand, and you put it through the hair strand and i'm telling you girl this you're never going to go Back to regular hair cream like you're, going to want to use face cream on your hair, it's crazy, i know but like it really really works, and this is like a vegan product. So i really love this product. It'S made with all natural ingredients, see it says: 100 vegan, 100 vegan, so we're gon na put that in your hair. That'S the first thing all right. The next thing i want to put in your hair is um a little unorthodox. I want to show you it's this, so it's called um smooth me right. It'S an ingrown, hair, serum now, here's the thing this is for your pubic hair. So, like you know, after you, go get a brazilian wax like say, you're, trying to look cute for your big girl and you go get a brazilian wax or whatever they sell this to you afterwards and you're supposed to rub this on the pubic hair area, um To like prevent the ingrowns, but let me tell you, let me tell you most people don't understand that this is actually good for your hair. Yes, this is a very expensive bottle. This little bottle cost me fifty dollars and just for 25 bucks, i'm gon na add this into so i'm gon na. Add it on top of the original price we discussed. I'M gon na add this into um, because i didn't realize how like coarse and dry your hair is like look. You know what i'm saying so like we definitely want to use this, and the cool thing is that this is gon na lock in the moisture of this. But remember we don't do this first, we're gon na do the cream first and then we're gon na put the oil over on top of it. Okay trust me. I know it sounds crazy, but it's gon na work. Okay and the creme de la creme, the best product that is like for your hair texture, it's gon na make it baby small soft, smooth, okay, look girl, look get into this get into this get into this get into all right girl. This is johnson johnson um. Shea and cocoa butter oil gel now listen. Let me ask you a question: do you have kids? No okay? Well, look, let me tell you, i got kids and everybody that has kids knows that when a baby is born, you always put this on their hair right. So i got to thinking because you know i'm a professional and, like i like to figuration like i like figuration, i like to figure things out, so i'm saying to myself. Well, if we put this on the baby's hair and it's good enough for the baby, why we don't use it on adults like it's so soft, it keeps the hair smooth and then one day i just put it on a client's hair and boom girl, like that, Like magic, it just works, wonder so we're gon na put some of this on your hair. So i know no girl girl, don't worry, don't freak out girl. I got you you're gon na look, so good trust me, everybody's gon na be hating on you just. I know do i look like i would uh serve you wrong or do you wrong girl? Doesn'T this look at the face? You can trust. You know i got you, i got you all right, so i'm gon na get started right. So the first thing i want to do is um brush your hair after i brush your hair go ahead and i'm gon na um put the products in. So oh, don't worry about it. Let me brush this hair. Look at this long, beautiful hair, yours. So let me ask you: why are you getting your hair done today? Oh, you got a wedding to go to okay girl. Let me tell you the last time i went to a wedding, i wore white. Yes, i did yes, i did. They call me petty betty for a reason: girl, yup, listen anytime, you go to a wedding, you got ta, make sure you outdo the bride, always i'll. Do the bride. Okay, what colors are her bridal party, oh blue and white, so then girl make sure your makeup is blue and white. Yes, and i do makeup too, i do makeup too. Okay, so, yes, girl. Let me tell you, and you never know, because weddings are the perfect place to meet people. That'S how i met my last boyfriend. Yes, girl, all right, so let me finish brushing this hair, it's so dry baby! Oh my god! Oh my goodness, yeah! I can see you don't really take care of your hair right. I know it's. Okay, don't worry! I got you to hook you up all right. Oh you like the brush. It'S pretty right. I know girl two dollars, goodwill goodwill, i'm telling you they got everything there. So let me go ahead and try to comb it out because, to be honest, it's a little too dry and the brush is not really getting the knots out the way i want it to okay, so you got a boyfriend, no okay, so that means you definitely Gon na meet somebody at this wedding yeah i mean i got a situation hold on. Let me fix this part of your hair yeah. I got a situation girl he's my boyfriend during the week, but you know on the weekends i'm single single, like a dollar bill period, all right. I got it nice and brushed out. Look at that. Okay, so let me get my products i know. Typically, we would trim the hair first and then put the products in but, like i said, i'm the professional right. I know what i'm doing. I know what i'm doing so, let's go ahead and start with the face cream. We'Re gon na put the face cream in the ends of the hair like buy your dead ends, okay and we're gon na put it like in the mid shaft of the hair hold on so just a little bit girl, i'm not gon na lie. This is expensive. We don't use a lot. Okay, a little bit goes a long way. This i told you this is vegan. It'S vegan, okay, yeah girl, like this just a little bit, goes a long way i'll rub that into my palms, real good and i'm gon na disperse it. Throughout your hair, okay, look at that! Yes, okay, okay, girl! All right! Let me get the next product um, so i'm gon na put remember, i told you this is gon na, be an extra 25. You want to do it right! That'S my girl! That'S my girl! All right, so i'm gon na put the smoothie in now, don't be alarmed if it smells weird because, like i said it's for the pubic area and it may burn a little bit, but just a little dot, i told you girl. This bottle is fifty dollars. That'S got ta last, so we're just gon na put that little dot right there. I'M gon na rub it in before right and i'm gon na put it on your hair. Okay, see just on the ends. Look at how nice and shiny your hair looks. Oh, my god, everybody's gon na be hating on you at the wedding. Yes, look at this, it's pretty right. Okay, all right girl! Now creme de la creme, i'm telling you do not sleep on johnson and johnson. This is actually the best product i have in my salon, believe it or not, and it's the cheapest too, so that that's what we put on there. Okay, this is gon na rejuvenate your hair, it's gon na make it soft and smooth, and it's gon na lock in the moisture trust me you're gon na love it yes, okay, so i got it. I got all the stuff in the hair, so let me go ahead. I'M gon na try to brush it out one more time right. I love this brush. Look at these diamonds on the back, so i'm gon na go ahead and i'm gon na brush this out. I'M hurting you, i'm sorry baby. It'S really naughty. Try to be softer. You you're tender headed right. I know i'm 1092.. Okay. So let me find my scissors now remember. I was telling you i got cali vibes from you. Yes, i got cali vibes. I really really want to do a short bob. Where is my, i honestly would lose my head if i didn't have it attached to my neck like oh, i can't find anything. I wanted to use my wrap, my rat tail comb, but i'll use this. It'S okay. It don't matter, listen they make. You think that when you do things you have to do it in a certain way. Listen when you're a real professional like me, you can make anything work, okay. So what i want to do hold on, let me can you move forward for me, baby put your head up a little bit like that yeah! I just want to get the ends. Okay, all right. So what i'm going to do is i'm going to start by trimming the ends right. You should just want to do like an inch, but i think you should do at least like let's say three inches. I know it's scary. I know, but listen. This hairstyle is going to bring all the boys to the yard. Okay trust me and i love these scissors. Yes, these are some new scissors that i got girl. Yes, these are real professional scissors. So all right, let me go ahead and adjust your hair okay. So we're going to trim now you're sure about this right, because once i do this, there's no going back! You ready. Okay, all right! I'M gon na start right here. We said we gon na do right here, right, okay, i'm gon na start here and i'm gon na. Do the angle cut girl. Just me, i know what i'm doing see there. You go. I mean okay, let me um. So we got that part done. Let me do the angle for this one and what you want to do when you're cutting the hair. Is you want to make sure that you get it all down in one angle now? I know it might seem weird like you've. Never seen anybody do hair like this or cut hair like this. No, no, no, no! I okay, it looks uneven, but that's because i'm doing something trust me, i'm giving you cali waves, you're gon na have like waves. Don'T worry, don't worry, don't stress girl. I told you i got you relax, i could tell you never been to a luxury salon like this before cause you, you acting scary, look at this okay, i understand it's choppy. Okay, i'm gon na fix it. Let me fix it. Okay, that looks better already right. No, the reason it looks so blunt is because i didn't flat iron again once i flat iron it it's gon na look great just just just relax. I got you. Why? Don'T you close your eyes, because i could tell that you're nervous. It'S your first time cutting your hair. How long has it been? You see girl, you're supposed to cut your hair for three months. At least you need to trim uh look just relax. Let me do what i'm doing trust the professionals. I got you: okay, close your eyes, close your eyes close them. I got you trust me all right. Let me back get back into this huh. I know it's more than two inches okay, but girl relax. I cut the two inches and i realized you needed to you need more. It needs to be shorter, like i can't just leave you with just two inches off like you need to be cut, it needs to become more. Can you trust me, do you trust me? I will not do you wrong? Okay, i know you don't want it short, but look. Okay. If i stop here, look at how jagged it is right, it's not the same length you got ta. Let me do my work. Baby, okay, relax! I got you i mean. Can you put your head back for me a little bit there, we go. You see it's looking better, already, look your hands, don't look that dead! No, i know this piece is longer. I'M not done! I'M just showing you because i want you to be calm and relaxed. Look! Okay! Let me brush it out, so i can see what i'm working with okay. Let'S see i'm trying to give you a layer, but the problem is your hair is just not working with the scissors, to be honest like, and these are good scissors. So you know it's not to say to me or anything like that because, like these are really good scissors like these are like professional grade scissors. Oh girl, let me see this is such a hard job to do because, like you, don't take care of your hair. So you left me with, like you know, a lot of work. I do what they call the japanese updo cut, nobody make it up. Girl, listen! This is what you do. You take the hair out right and you do you cut up cut up, cut up, cut up, cut up like that right and you just do it wild and crazy all over right and then it'll be like natural layers. Look girl! It'S not that much hair! Look! It'S not that much hair, it's not that much hair, relax, relax, relax, relax come on you acting like you've, never been to a salon before cutting your hair. You know what, oh god, i thought that the japanese style will help you, but girl we gon na have to cut it all off. I'M not gon na lie to you. I'M gon na just have to cut this all off. All of that you see you see that looks good right. Why are you crying? Don'T cry? What'S wrong? Oh my god, baby! Don'T cry! Listen! Mama! I know you're gon na look good for the wedding. You got ta! Trust me! Look. You can't see my hair because it's under this but trust me baby. I can show you my instagram. I got proof girl, my hair. Look right, i'm gon na make you look good. I know i cut it really short, but, like you know, your hair was dead. You know what i'm gon na put the scissors down. Okay, let me put the scissors down. Let me style it, it's not that much hair girl! It is not that much hair. Look. I only got this much come on. Let me get into the styling. Okay, wait! Wait wait. Let me i'm not gon na lie. It'S a little uneven hold on it's a little uneven. It'S choppy girl, it's choppy, see like i got that one long piece and everything else is short. Let me cut that one long piece. Okay, i got you. Oh lord of mercy, no nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong. It'S just your hair texture doesn't work with these scissors. I think i have another pair of scissors, but i can't find them. Oh, you know what it's your hair, it's really not the it's not me! It'S not the scissors, it's like really your hair. Actually, i don't want to make you feel bad baby, but, like you know, i'm gon na have to keep cutting. Oh, my god, i'm gon na have to keep cutting your hair. Oh, my god, this right wing when the flat iron, it's all got, ta go baby. It'S all got ta, go look at this hair. Look! It'S not that much! It'S really! Not that much like honestly. Do you remember when um rihanna or no matter of fact matter of fact forget the kardashian? Look, you remember when gaga came out that day um it was an award ceremony and she had like meat on you. Don'T remember that. That'S a throwback you're young right! How old are you okay? Well, it was a time when lady gaga had like an award ceremony and she was wearing meat and she had like this choppy haircut, i'm going for that vibe like sea of arms. You know so it's gon na be like oblong like different shapes, like one's gon na be high one's gon na be low trust me, it's all the rage. It'S all the rage, especially in japan and different places like people are doing stuff like that. Now, yes, girl. Yes dry, your eyes, don't cry baby! I got you. I know i said i was gon na stop cutting. I know i know, but look it's still crooked. I'M trying to make it look good for you. Okay! Let me just get this one last piece: it's not that much hair girl, it's really not okay. Last time, i promise i promise listen. This is the last time. Let me cut it and then i'm gon na flat iron it and i'm gon na curl the ends with the flat iron. That way, you won't see the jaggedness okay, i know girl. I know i promised you only two inches, but it's my salon and i could do what i want once you sit in my chair, you have to understand, like i'm a professional i'm not about to just have you coming out of my salon looking crazy, because then It'S going to look bad for me, you understand so, like i understand you had a preference for what you wanted, but like girl. If i tell you you need this trust me, you need this. I don't need to be aggressive when i cut your hair, but like you're not listening to me and it's making me feel like you're doubting my professionalism you came in here. I gave you some. You know a nice little cocktail. You said that the drink was um. The the glass was dirty. You know i'm starting to think that you're questioning my professionalism is that the case honey, because i don't think that you would do that. Would you no right, i know so. Just trust me baby trust me. It'S not that much hair like you're, really acting like i'm, cutting everything like it's really not that much hair mama, i'm almost done. Okay, girl girl. Do you give your nail technicians this much trouble, because what the tears and the crocodiles are crying like? It'S head girl a little girl back like oh, my god, his hair, all right. Let me just fly in this because now i'm getting frustrated to be honest like no, no, no, no, i'm not being rude, i'm not being rude! You don't got ta make a review about that, i'm not being rude, but at the same time this is a craft. You don't tell mozart how to uh uh do a a piano concerto or whatever they call it like. You don't do that. You know what girl all right - let's not argue, um. You know what i mean like. I understand, you're frustrated, it's your first time in a long time, getting a haircut. You got this wedding that you're going to you want to look cute all right and i want to make sure you look cute. Like i said girl, i can even do your makeup. I got all the finest drugstore makeup and we do professional looks okay. I can beat your face to the gods honey to the gods all right, so, let's not argue, let's not you know, stress out. I understand you're upset that i cut a little bit more than anticipated, but don't worry about it. Girl don't worry about it. Okay, let me flat iron, your hair. Let me flat on your hair, all right, okay, look! It'S looking good already! Girl is looking good already. Would you mean your hair sizzling girl, i put product on your hair? Don'T you remember the product and that's why you're getting that sizzle effect, because i put the product on your hair like that smell that burnt smell. Don'T worry about that! That'S normal! That'S very normal! That'S very very normal, i'm gon na be honest with you. I tried my best for everything and you know what you got an attitude like: it's, not the flat iron. This is girl. This is a 30 flat iron from um. Walmart is the good flat iron. It'S not the flat iron, it's your hair, your hair is so damaged. What do you mean? It'S choppy, i told you, that's the style. This is the style to have different layers, different lengths of hair. Like that's what everybody likes like you, really acting like you're brand new on the scene. Like i don't understand, you know what you know, what mama look look baby. This is what i'm gon na. Do i'm gon na just stop right here? Okay, because this is clearly not working now hold on - let me polish off um some of this, this hair that you got here. Let me just you know, get some of this hair off. What i'm gon na do is hold on michelle. Michelle come here girl come here girl. Can you finish up her hair? Yes, miss ashley, okay. She has a wedding that she's going to. Can you please finish it up, because you know this is just not going to work out like. I cannot work in these type of conditions. I can't work with this type of critique and this type of pressure you're, putting on me you're, not allowing my creative juices to flow like, like i said, like you can't when it's a professional, you cannot sit there and try to dictate what they do because now, I'M getting frustrated, that's like if you're going for a wedding video and then you try to tell vera wang that you don't like the design of the wedding, like i'm not being aggressive with your hair. You know what can you take over for me, yeah cause? This is not gon na work. This is just not gon na work. No