This Video Had Me In Tears For 40 Minutes Straight

Whoa whoa yep yep, hey guys before we get too far in the video, just a reminder that we are almost at 900k. So if you guys are new here or have been around for a while and just haven't clicked the Subscribe button. Yet please consider subscribing as it is the best way to support the channel. Thank you guys so much for clicking on the video and I hope you enjoy. This is what it's like being in a call with you, McNasty yeah. It sort of feels like being a coach old fat grandma, shut up all right, we're the first uh we're the first 16 doodoo balls taken or what's the Lord yeah, it's a very popular name. Welcome back to Cards Against Humanity, everybody welcome back to Cards Against Humanity. You can you, can you can do it? If you can find it, you can do it. That'S what editor is there for? Are we ready to begin gentlemen? Yes, we do it all right here we go. Oh you already did that we already did it. That was all those noises. Remember that okay yeah all the loud noises that made no sense all right. I got a new tattoo. It looks like a all right. What does my new tattoo look like boys and squirrels thanks for the representation? Much appreciated I found my next round picture already as well. How'D you find a round picture. Mine are all square. Oh, it's a good round image right there, almost just stuck my big toe in my [ __ ] fan in my computer shut the [ __ ] up jpeg. Is that even possible, my glasses off? I just it's on the ground, she's always really slow. Please stop! Please stop okay, wait a second [ __ ]! It'S distracting! I can't use an image that goes with a a card, just an image. Just an image. It'Ll speak for itself before my image goes out. There just know it tied into one of my cards. Well, you can, you can put it change it? No, no! I'M! We don't need context at all whatsoever. No yeah, I'm gon na be honest. My image has nothing to do with the card. Neither mine does. I don't even remember what I played at this point. I I I I I do because it's staring me in the face, but it's yeah, oh terrorizers, here howdy, welcome, welcome. I didn't join for these terrible racist, [ __ ] accents all right. Yes, you did yeah yeah, you did you guys can be as racist as you like. Don'T worry about it. [ __, ]! Yes, I'll, give you guys an Irish card pass deal with that exactly yeah shove it up and beat your wife. Oh [ __ ], make nasty. Please tell me, am I still the last one dude? I can't find [ __ ] dude. How can you not fight you? Have Google images? Okay, I just pick anything so we can do this round and then get Brian and McNasty. Okay, McNasty just put something: no good can get the idea all right. I got a new tattoo, it looks like a sponge. Did you get the right see how it goes a lot all right? I got a new tattoo. It looks like oh okay, it looks like the dude. Why is his neck so wide? You know why it is probably a place for the [ __ ] Detroit Lions. I'M closing the image he is the Detroit Lions he's, probably the mascot all right um. I got a new tattoo, it looks like a um rip dead, human - I don't know they're the same. That'S the same person essentially now yeah pretty much all right. I got a new tattoo. It looks like a H. Okay. What are these? I think that's from Donkey Kong right, yeah yeah. Does he laugh at you when he when he hits you, I don't know, he's just laughing. That'S some cursed, [, __ ]. All right. I got a new platform. It looks like a losing your virginity to a Nerf. Okay, so that's noglas, I think no, no mine was the Down Syndrome. Guy, all right. All right, let's go get. Let'S go get Brian all right! All right! You got the idea, then bro, I don't think we've ever played. This was what seven people six yeah. Four Max yeah, that's gon na be [ __, ], hell on Earth, um Tom. What'S up why they're so horny in here today? My back, I was gon na, say something else I was like. This is probably the most ADHD I've ever been around. Oh yeah autism, if I'm being honest those sound effects, we all need to be in a padded room, that's for sure and you're walking down the wrong hallway. You took a wrong turn. I just think I just think do is in there that Batman movie, where Joker is talking with Hawkins, okay right now here we excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about blank sure? Okay, now it's time to type in cursed, oh man, I got it all right. I can't play to the Czar every time you can't send those emojis to me. I was out of the game. All right! Excuse me, sir: do you have a moment to talk about a penis sweater for a child? Thank you. Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about Black Jesus Jesus? Invite me praise the Lord invite me. I bet he make a mean brisket. Yeah. Excuse me, I hate that I have my face. Came on right now. See you another moment to talk about Sonic, not liking SpongeBob. This is what you see before seeing black Jesus. Then you can't go to heaven because of the left to most image and purchase that yeah. This is a good thumbnail right. Here'S, oh my God, who would win some construction materials during the Son of God? Oh the nails who won that who won that fight! Our good Bros uh excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about what the [ __ ] is this? It looks like those monsters from Half-Life that, like suck you up, oh it's a plunger, oh yeah. I thought someone was playing a game, a game of hangman that hasn't yeah, just waiting for the Noose to come. This image isn't so what the [ __ ] is that someone took that picture with their phone yeah. That'S like somebody's living room right now, Mike Massey. Just looked up at the ceiling, I turned around my office down bad for an image. All right! Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about uh, Hey Cracker Barrel plant-based meatloaf? You can shove that live blow straight up your ass, don't tread on meat. Stand alone, man, I wonder whose cars that is. I want that to be my phone background, new suit merch coming soon uh. I think I could give it to Black Jesus. I think I think he might have been simple but effective. Well done all right! I broke six ribs while doing what sucking dick, sucking penis sticking your ass look in your ass, all right, [, __, ] it I'm just. I don't have an image watch it [ __, ], win! Because that's what happened. I broke six ribs wow titty [ __ ], a nun Yeah. I broke six ribs wow, it's loading for me toes is that Survivor, yeah [ __ ] on my show. Now I broke six ribs. While gorilla fight what'd, you do try to make him stop people kind of Caked Up on the fact you survived from these six broken ribs. Stop this. Isn'T you come on you're better than it? I can fix him. I can fix him all right. I broke six ribs wow wall tree right, so the images don't have to make so now we're learning. You can just put anything stupid and you'll you might win. It looks like a dick. I broke six ribs wow. I won't get long face my great grandfather. What are you thinking about thinking about banana prices Banana all right? I broke six ribs wow, oh, oh, oh good car! I [ __ ] knew it okay, I like where this one's going yeah this one's already, God, damn it Japan, everyone's killing. I think I think I know what we're all typing in right now: yeah yeah. What is your opinion on the part? Okay, let's try that one again, oh this card's better, like that. I think we should leave it there, all right, baby God, damn it, Japan, getting some crazy, gosh dude Gus is up in the guts right now. So it looks like it was his first time yeah you need the bone. Gus Walter, I'm gon na vote B. For sure yeah for sure Gus is on a spiritual experience right now. Oh God yeah that that and then goddamn Japan. After that, in case, you guys don't know yeah yeah. I think we got it yeah. We got the gist. Okay, all right all right, okay, this and then God dammit Japan, after that that was definitely set on December 7th 19th. I definitely blame Japan on this yeah yeah as a Sumo wrestler's ass. If I've ever seen it looks like a water bed is deflating cottage cheese. In a Ziploc bag and drop it on the ground, he looks like a two-year-old balloon bro he's putting his squid in her [ __ ], oh in high school. What is it? Oh [, __ ]. Are you serious? No, it's not me. It'S not me right now. My gardeners are right outside my office right now, you're replacing races, yeah my one's Mexican. Can you even hire non-mexican gardeners? Is that a thing all right do the next question? They don't exist. Oh my God. I smell just gasoline right now. Imagine what he smells. It probably feels horrible, probably the Corona, on his mustache, for that my [ __ ] doesn't even load. Oh my God yeah. I don't know what those are. Yes, yes, I knew it all right. All right. We ready yeah blank is a dish. Best served cold penis. All right: well, we can go on to the next round. Yeah, let's go ahead. Okay, it's a dish. Best served cold Obama watching hentai on the TV, a man of culture for sure. Yes, I will sorry blank is a dish best served? Okay. What is this Revenge? Hey, if you got this saved in your [, __ ] favorites pictures on your computer. No, I just Googled Terrorizer mini-led drama. All right, editor sensors enhance enhanced zoom in stop the video for five seconds. Blank is a dish. Have you guys never seen this ham? No! No is it like a normal thing over there [ __ ] y'all eating over there in Ireland, England, you see this [ __, ] processed, clown ham for kids, and it's it's definitely not real Mish. It'S definitely pigeon Hillary Hillary devil. Hillary Clinton. This is something I'd see on like Ben Shapiro's Twitter. What Spirit cooking is it actually came out in the Wikipedia leaks before the the election? What is it that she went to Spirit cooking with Lady Gaga? It'S like where rich people go off in the [ __ ], like the Minecraft foreign yeah. Blank is a dish best serve cold. I can't see it. Okay, okay, who played that foreign. I meet someone shrimp blank, the shrimp cycle of Life. What does this mean? Hey boy, if you don't understand, I got bad news for you yeah. I think. Knowing this one was very funny, we should vote for no girls, one. Yes, I agree you can't keep getting away with that. You wouldn't mean you're, always shrimp. Oh my God. How does the shrimp win that I respect the shrimp Choice? Yeah? That was good. How did you type in to find that I'm curious neem, shrimp, Breaking Bad cursed image? Spicy shrimp? I don't know shrimp cooking some meth, who knows it's gon na, be a shrimp cook. This man. This is a shrimp fried mushroom fries, I'm waiting, I'm the Tsar yeah! Oh, I have to read the car blank thanks, Obama yeah. We can begin now we can play now to read. I got it yeah. I can't read all right all right, so blank thanks, Obama click to reveal left racist right cook Minecraft. I feel like Minecraft YouTube. Should just have a child in their brain? True, why do they have a bridge we're in their basement yeah U.S economy? Can I do that based on reality? Why is he a minion Obama? Historians would look back in 50 years and find his image he's, got a Jamie, Foxx, chin and a Minion body. What is it? The Obama we know was just a skin suit. This is the real Obama. Ah, that's accurate. Sorry about that, sorry, I'm sorry! Sorry, thanks guys it means a lot MW2 gameplay! That'S all it is Obama thanks, Obama dude. This is, Mr President, the fact that that's the most normal thing that's played yeah 80 years of stairs trip into another dimension or something like the paintings. This is a tough round, but I'm a man of the people and the people definitely enjoyed this. The more yeah. I didn't enjoy it at all, but yeah. What did you type in for that? Please? I don't know it was like. You know how you like click on one and then you click on another yeah and you just see it you just get there. I think I typed in like Arabic, SpongeBob Breaking Bad Walter White bad. I don't remember all right Brian you're up this is our oh. No! No! I find the perfect one for this and I'm the [ __ ] uh link. It link it to me I'll use it I'll use. It link it to me. Bro you're gon na you're gon na win. Okay message me on Discord all right, quick, first up, [ __ ] IP address, I didn't know we have so much room. What is what is the asterisk and [ __ ] like bleeping out next image. Brian Brian told me to link this one. It'S an inside joke, pedophile, Cumberbatch! Exactly that's why we used to call him. He said he used to look like a pedophile Benedict cumberbatched, baby Park and Mario character. That'S all where it came from, and then people made images here. We are. I'Ve come to bargain down to the local kids, something local kids party Nursery yeah yeah. It'S like no Nursery guys! Yeah! Okay, don't worry it's okay, ma'am! I'M a doctor! No girl loves this card. Okay, next one. What Garfield Garfield the movie get that sloppy: lasagna top she's, getting that lasagna where's, that fat ginger who's, that fat, ginger conspiracy, theorist guy that got canceled what you're Jeff Bezos? Oh yeah, there you go all right next one! I saw this exactly. Are you really just gon na face reveal me like that? Come on dude, that's really good. Actually, oh my God that SpongeBob is beautiful. Yeah Patrick, is definitely underrated. Five o'clock shadow on him. It looks like an earthworm. It'S like a cow tongue. I [ __ ] love this good morning, Sonic the dream good morning, Sonic the movie. I that's, I put my [ __ ] hat in the ring. That'S my favorite one. I wasn't expecting that. I don't know it's perfect. The road to success is paved with what Bubba oh maniacal, laugh. Are we ready to success is paved with. You can't abort what you can't catch you're, getting smarter, very true, Planned Parenthood, Natural Selections, winning just imagine the coat hanger chasing them. Imagine what this yeah! This would look like the road to success is paved with child labor, which reminds me guys. New merch is coming out soon. The road to success is paved with. Oh, my God, uh man wow, look another blur is gon na win this round, guys all right. The road to success is paved with two more women accused Trump of sexual assault, especially assault every woman, and you will be successful. That'S not even funny. That'S just true. It'S just like a facts going on here. All right. The road to success is paved with Teletubbies, create sexy, CNN versus Infowars. It'S making me horny Rosie's successful. That is yeah. This is this is tough. I think we all owe our careers to this guy. Let'S be honest, no, we all paved the way. We all owe our March lines to this guy yeah. I think if you really want to be successful, uh you're gon na have to have child labor. I mean [ __ ]. In an exclusive CNN interview, the pope revealed his new hobby. Blank editor gets seven sensors ready. What does the pope like to do? What is the Pope's hobby? Does it start with ammo I mean we, we could. Oh, we we could all select uh children, but I don't think well. I guess I got ta delete that search history now future boys outside my house, they're, just like oh he's doing it again, all right, I'm excited for these. In an exclusive CNN interview, the pope revealed his new hobby. I don't like them fingers where have them fingers? What are you doing two different kids at once, two years old? What'S your favorite age of Partners, what's your take? How many centuries have you been touching? Children like, I said, I'm praying for you guys after this, so I just have to pray more now. Yeah you're gon na have to a couple holy memes. He did a couple of masses, an exclusive CNN interviews. The pope revealed his new hobby, okay, I'm not reading that. You know what Brian this guy has a double meaning. I recognize that please. I know I used to watch okay, okay, who is that don't worry about it! It'S Mario from the mushrooms in an exclusive CNN interview. The pope Reveals His new hobby Slayer yeah. No, they love Jesus they're, Christian Christian. Why is it like a big Bible thing? It'S a discography of the Catholic Church yeah, it's the real Bible! That'S what that is right, yeah, true true true: this is the Holy Bible. Uncut like just like that boy I was like we can get away without a child joking, this one but never mind. No, we can't I'm so funny. I don't even mean to be good. Thank you. That'S what I meant. Yeah exclusive CNN interview, the public Builders new hobby Dove. He ate the brown part of the banana. His head blew off all right in an exclusive CNN interview. The pup revealed his new hobby. Oh, that ain't, a hobby, that's a lifestyle! Babe, what is wrong Joseph Watson's foot, yeah literally he's wearing trench foot bro. It looks like a [ __ ] hieroglyphic of a fish on the side of that foot. It'S like a fossil yeah foreign exclusive CNN interview. The pope revealed his new hobby yeah yeah. We all love some rap memes, okay, which one's good typo, which one did you like bro. These are all the [ __ ] come on all right. It'S not the but hey. The first one is not funny because the image isn't funny, but everything else that went along with it is funny. So I think that one's got ta win come on bro bro. I laugh at the most because hope, kissing and then I look for the most [ __ ] up thing I find kissing. You found it differently that one that one looked fatal that photo not a queen's foot yeah. Now all right look ma what oh no soup. I didn't like it all right. This is my last round, gentlemen. All right look ma. I got ta lean in for this yeah. What hold up looking thinking about a dog, it's thinking about a sexy dog and then, as he goes to Google, gets a hot dog and then it's upset off. Oh man, I was looking for like a deep meaning look ma, look ma when you're. Actually, what's up? Okay, okay, is that Logan Paul when he was younger? It'S he wraps. Oh [, __ ]. I thought it was younger. I am I am. I am hiding that image forever he's like MattyB the b stands for based meet up and he's just every fan. That is every fan of his editor, just just Photoshop my face over it there there it's her all right anyway, look ma. She was 18. that should have been uh that should have been on the Poke one yeah. Why would you show this to your mom? All right look ma: oh man, uh uh Among Us, penis yeah all right! Well, I think that's enough for me! Um God help you all goodbye. Espn eight, the Ocho presents the competitive world of blank sure espn8. The Ocho presents the competitive world of due to human trafficking. The average age of teen enters the sex trade is us. Is this just a fact? What is a sad card? It'S the competitive world of human trafficking. I mean I'm sure it's competitive, bro number one. Human trafficker baby wait a minute wait a minute. I bet he can really play really well really good. Oh yeah, he's definitely down with the sickness, loves shine down and put my neck tongue enter the damn man. You think his favorite band is down probably buddy Down. Syndrome. Jokes espn8 Ultra presents a competitive world of you. Chad, don't laugh at that Park. It'S not funny. It'S not funny dude. She has those teeth. I was talking about earlier. She'S got iPad liquor teeth. Yes, she's got that dry, booger, [, __ ] nose all right ESPN. You know no, no, the Pope's, favorite sport, that's a sport. It is when you hunt them yeah three of them mounted on my mantle, oh Jesus. I want you guys to know that every other picture coming out of a vagina yeah it was it was every other. One of them was like a realistic vagina cake with a baby crawling out of it. It was so [, __ ]. You know I'm just gon na give it to you all right. Thanks babe, let's be honest, you uh, you voted for it because it's okay come on yeah. Let'S be honest, wow sad blank Burns, 360 calories per hour, gay sex Vlog already has one in I. I don't know it was just on my monitor. It looked at me and I looked at it and I knew blakeford's 360 calories per hour, uh blank Burns, 360 calories per hour, all right, all right. All right, stop making me come in the session uh bone chilling being chilling, John Cena holding ice cream, Edward Shane Nelson. He stays active, he burns 360 calories per hour. He don't look like it. Maybe it's a lie. I don't know what the [ __ ] ass. Why is that nose, kissing Saul uh? I like Edward J, Nelson yeah, God damn it come on bro I told you it wasn't just a dude. It just became a [ __ ], it wasn't a meme. Oh, my the phone chilling one didn't win that one but unbelievable um. I do like blank, but only if it's one I do like lasagna. Yes, when it's warm that is the like yeah, that is so tough. I do like another [ __ ], Spongebob meme. You get that v-type build ain't, no way he natural. He built like a tornado. I do like Cristiano Ronaldo once said, I'm over here stroking, my dick. I got lotion on my dick and I'm just stroking my [ __ ], I'm horny as [ __ ] man. I'M a freak while trying to a picture of his dead father, but only if it's warm freak I do like a dead horse. Not only if it's wrong is that a what the [ __ ] you have a horse. It'S got a head horse. Okay, I do like oh inwards, who the [ __ ] says that, oh I'm sorry, that's a whole story. I love the bat. Is that a a that looks like an AI drew that, like yeah literature, yeah yeah, it's only weirdly proportional 0.5 like iPhone camera, yeah, fisheye, lens uh? Okay, only because I'm a huge fan of dead. What the [ __ ] man come on. Bro. You had a story, an arc he's masturbating, you know, but only if I love I love masturbating, when it's warm all right, you had me out. Oh all right, you had me at squash. Is that, like a butt plug, what the [ __ ] is that? Why is it like a jacket? Is it like a playing card? It looks like Larry the Cucumber playing basketball getting flung out of a green tornado. You had me at. I wish I had five knots, so I could stick all your toes inside and smell them all. I funny I'm funny always always Chef's case you had me at jump off a [ __ ] cliff with Mal. You had me at hello all right. You had me at happy, okay, okay, all right! You had me at hello that wins. Definitely what absolutely it's funny! Hair no shaktus was shaktus was winning until that was racism from here on out from there. The whole quote. Is you have me a hello all right lately, I can't stop dreaming about blank. What can blarg not stop dreaming about me drums frogs minions, dude, [, __, ] Down syndrome. Dude'S got ta have like a thick penis right anyway got ta be Jody. I can't stop dreaming about downloading [ __ ] me I uh. She is not anything like me. Lately I can't stop dreaming about money, yeah yeah, that's real! We don't know, we don't know what that looks like lately. I can't stop dreaming about hog the P made with the hemp and save the pee there it is lately. I can't stop dreaming about Squidward. Is that you in uniform? Is it bad that I know what video that's from you like the clan? Don'T you Squidward, you know what for good for good good measure, we're gon na go for that one. What uh! That'S a good note! For goodness! That'S the only image that isn't blurred, please, Susan, no we're gon na get a green Terrorizer. Let'S go first time I told you, I'm [ __ ] up