Son Shocks Mom After Cutting Long Frizzy Hair | Cut Loose

So I'm freaking out right now I'll tell you all right. The first, the first cuts the hardest, I'm a little bit in shock right now. This is what it's like guys. When you have kids, let me show you how much money is in my wallet. Do it whoa whoa whoa, nothing, oh, never mind the hell is that my name is Mike Lawson, I'm from here in Austin Texas, work for Beard brand. I am the copywriter I'm Moonlight as a as a singer-songwriter, a little folk country just put a new record out in October, and that was kind of why I grew my hair in the first place and now I'm ready to move on. There'S a lot to deal with man, um showering's, a pain in the ass tired of the hair man. I'M tired! It'S so much work, Michael Bobby, been a minute. It'S been a minute man. I can't even tell you the exact number of minutes three years: yeah yeah um. What do you want to do today? All right kind of leaning into this classic uh Magnum PI Tom Selleck? Look. I think I want to go something like that. I got a kid on the way in two months: I'm going full day um, so I'm freaking out right now, I'll tell you it's the longer. You go without a haircut, the harder it gets to to get one. It'S like there's, this sunk cost that I have of time that I've invested in growing my hair 14. You know 16 inches long, at least at least all right. The first the first cuts the hardest Bobby. Is there any part of you? That'S crying right now doing this, because I am oh, not uh. These eyes are as dry. Well, that's good! I need you to see very well. I had started growing it back in 20 or like early 2020, because I'd wanted to grow a mullet and then the pandemic happened, and then everybody gave themselves mullets and then I just didn't want one anymore. So speaking them I just let it keep growing and Lord that all came off my head and we're not even done yet man we're not even done yet. When you have long hair, you start to have a reoccurring dream where you cut your hair and you wake up and you're freaking out and you're like. Why did I do that? Um? Well, now it's a nightmare because you are cutting it uh. My name is Chris Ramsey. I'M 19. I've never tried anal, I'm from Montreal Canada, I'm a magician, I'm a YouTuber. This shit's gotten way too long. It'S gotten out of hand it's starting to thin out too. So I don't even know what to do about that. I don't know if you guys do you guys also do implants here, yeah, none of that yeah, I don't know, I just want to shorten it out. Man, I don't want the hassle. I don't have to deal with this, so I just want to kind of yeah. Keep it way short? How do you like your hair? I'M like I've, never really thought about it, but I kind of go like this one look at myself, so I guess this way you know, and you have to explain that to them yeah. If anyone has trouble with the consultation uh bring in photos, that's the number one way to tell your Barber what you want. Oh nice, can I just show you a photo of like Ryan Gosling? Yes, and then we do the facial reconstruction. We do. The Minority Report like dabbing the neck, can you give me his ass ABS? Yes, I take it off the beard. Can I Edge it up yeah we can we can. We can Edge this up yeah and the neck and okay cool yeah. As for the hair short, I want it very short short on the sides. High shorter side, short and choppy up top short and choppy up top sounds great. So as a magician is that like do you have like a Houdini Kink? Do you want to be like being a milk, crate and stuff like that? I never thought about it, but now that you mentioned it, the straight jacket, yeah he's gon na put this key in your mouth straight jacket. Sex Must Be Wild, especially if you're actually trying to escape it's, not a thing. Man. People really believe that so crazy. How we're living on this spinning disc, you know, surrounded by Ice yeah. Isn'T that crazy? Isn'T that wild? What do you think about it? I love. I love how uneasy saying that [ __ ] makes people as if it's an actual argument yeah. I worked with a dude like that, once he was a host at the hotel and then we're talking about conspiracies or something, and he was you know like the Earth. Being flat - and I was like wait a minute dude, Oh you mean the truth, so I was like stopped. I was like you're not telling me, do you think the Earth is flat, he's like? Well, you don't really know. I'M like stop dude stop but like to his credit, you don't stop. That'S all I'm saying I'm believing in you know in uh lunar bases because it's way more fun than whatever you believe in. Do we not have lunar bases? Of course we do. I don't know, but I believe it hell yeah I'll, believe it I'm taking it to the Grave for no reason other than it's fun. It'S because dude you'll you'll go and you'll find somebody who does a really good job with your hair and you'll go two or three times they do a good job and all of a sudden they switch something up without even telling you or I went one time To a really popular well-known place here in Austin and some dude sneezed in my hair, and so I'm very picky about who does my hair? You know it when you get a good haircut, you feel like a million bucks, I've known penny for over 20 years, like I've known that guy for a long time we recently reconnected, and I love the cuts that he gives me. So I mean this is a great opportunity right here. You know I'm not too good with the terminology, so I think, like a half to a shadow fade, all right is what I've been told taper in the back uh the beard Edge it up. I want to keep some of the the volume here, maybe just shape it up. Okay and then the the hair up here is getting to be a bit much um out of this corner yeah and it's just giving me a whole lot of volume. I really yeah. We didn't want to leave the the dog by himself on New Year's, because we got a lot of firework action dog do with the fireworks he doesn't like it. You know what I mean it disturbs them for sure. People are always so scared of him because he said he just looks like a bully, but he's not he's like me, bro we're scary looking, but we're just we're sweethearts, you know we're misunderstood. Are you scary, looking yeah self-proclaimed, that's what I've been told. You just know me all right, that's that's! Why you're laughing oh [, __ ], that's a good one! Maybe it's because I don't have my beard anymore, really, I'm doing it to piss Cisco off, like he worked so hard on it every every Friday, when he gives me a haircut beer trim, and I just shave it off after after he spins an hour on it. That'S great, that's great yeah, I'm just going through a phase right now, where I don't I'm not into facial hair at the moment for myself yeah. So it's the exact opposite for me. Like me, having this beard is pretty recent over the last, maybe five or six months before I would always just trim it down to a one or two and leave it like that. I go through phases like Henny said. Also, I mean dude. I'Ve had it out to like here before yeah, and then you know my mom's like you need to shave that off or you go to the airport, she hates it uh, my wife. She likes a beard, you know when it looks clean. She loves it. Oh yeah, you know um, so I think I'm gon na be keeping it for a while. Now that we've gotten the bulk out of the way. Now the hair is nice and soft and supple, we can just give it a haircut. So I'm just creating like the one main guide and we're just gon na, follow this throughout the rest of the haircut every time I I finish an album and it's like I kind of need time to reassess, um and play around and just explore and figure out What I want to do next, how I want to sound, so I think this this is kind of tied to it in some ways, I'm probably gon na play around with my style a little bit and and see what feels good see what sticks and kind of Just let the process work itself out over time. This section of hair is the newest, it's the youngest, it's the shiniest, the healthiest and I'm really excited about just being able to cut your hair moving forward because it's going to be like the good [ __ ] Bob thinks he's going to be cutting my hair Moving forward Bob, I got ta, say you're doing a pretty okay job. So far, that's that's my that's my standard yeah just keep it okay, yeah! Pretty! Okay. Are you getting a shape? What kind of shape like a face? Shave uh? A little beer trim back [ __ ] I've seen your neck Manny. You don't have that much hair. I really don't. We don't have to do a straight razor, okay, um, just like really tripping down Clippers, no guard yeah yeah! I like it. You know I like having a little bit of stubble um, so the quicker I can get back to that. The the better you know, shaving with the razor just gives me a couple extra more days to go before I get back to like that Peak Peak stubble length. You know some other details, yeah the beard sharpened up. We do my balls next, yes, nice, I've been growing them out for Jesse dude. Thank you specifically for Jesse my dad used to tell us um well, like I said what are we having for supper and you go pterodactyl. I didn't know it was a joke yeah. So I'm going into like grade five, hey Joey, you want to come over we're having pterodactyl he's like what cool yeah. I want pterodactyl dude that sounds amazing me and Joey were both idiots, his beard, not mine, yeah yeah yeah. I jumped a little bit but man. I usually wait till they have this straight edge yeah and I'm like a 70 year old Barber they go in like this. I have a lot of my friends that came and saw me in barber school. They were mainly trying to help me practice and like get better man, I came out there one time you remember that yeah I remember, and I cut your hair for like three hours, yeah yeah, it's about a good five years to really understand this craft and I Think that goes with anything and, like I said his hair sticks out right here, so he likes a pretty Square to the head, but we're not doing anything super drastic and I could fall asleep in the chair. You know when you have trust in your Barber. Sometimes it's very relaxing. I could just knockout, I'm not sitting here worried about every little thing like I am sometimes a nice thick hair man that does some good hair yeah, I'm pretty lucky. I can think I said, that's the whole enthusiastic unenthusiastically yeah. It is pretty sick, you know no, my dad and my brother's opposite definitely get this from Mom's side. I don't want a thin, you know. Obviously nobody does, but that would have happened. I think I'll pull the trigger super fast. I'D go like Michael Jordan, bald Michael Jordan, Bruce Willis me like I'm gon na. I want the shiniest head that there is out there with a nice beard. I like this half half beard, no beard thing just in case you wanted to know the potential. This is the funniest haircut. I'Ve ever gotten intentionally daddy intentionally, give it a little bit of moisture a little bit of shine, so I'm going to throw in some of our old money oil. Those three three drops right: there Infuse some of that shine and moisture. Smudge of our styling paste, it's crazy. Every barber shop, I've ever been to the conversation, starts off topical. Okay. What are you doing and then, like half an hour later, you come back and it's just like the deepest, the deepest gossip or conspiracies or like government or whatever. It is right. It'S always that sure you're not forcing them to work. A beer Brad they're not forcing right, yeah, fine, voluntary, not being forced to work here. I saw the human trafficking sign on the way in. I was like how ironic yeah Andrew Tate's, actually the owner of beer brand nice, I'm just yeah, I'm a fan of I'm a fan of hypotheticals. Like I told them, I give you a good story over the truth. Dude, like all day long I will take. I will take a good story. Give me a fun idea over like my safety, and I'm in, and who's really upset you when they hear [ __ ] like that who's really actually right, just a little bit of styling Pace in there. Do you use her styling products uh? No! No! You don't okay! Well! This is how you would use them if he did um. That'S fine! No! That'S! Actually! That'S! Actually! Nice, like I said he has a scar right here, so we're just mainly looking just for consistent Darkness on hairs right here more than like it's not going to be like a clean fade. I think it's easy in high school to be. You know very self-conscious. Oh yeah every little thing and then you realize nobody gives a [ __ ] about you. Yeah there's people are like wait, you have a scar there. Yeah, do you ever lie about how you got it and you realize oh yeah, when I was younger, I was in a knife fight yeah yeah. No, when I was younger, I think it was dirt biking. I fell off a dirt bike. Now I'm like, I was born with it, it's a lot less exciting and they gravity with the jaws of life. Yeah. I don't know what happened. I clamped your head foreign here so we're gon na go back with it dry it a little bit. I'M gon na go forward with it. Let'S stay away, I'm gon na use some styling paste on them. Some tree Rangers for his hair, we're gon na start from the front, since that's the most important part. As far as we want to get the longer part to lay down and slick back, but you also want to apply it throughout the Hair run your fingers through it. You know and then we'll use some tree Ranger utility bomb as well like to massage it in there. Oh [ __ ]. Now I wish I was going out after this, so I came home and go and shower. You know what I mean never mind, you're about to have a baby I was like. Well maybe the wife uh want to have a little fun with you tonight when you get home I'll expect a little extra venmo sent from you. If that's the case, uh overall great cut very happy with what Bob did yeah it's fun to get a haircut again once he did the first cut. I was like all right, we're go, it's it's full go and it's it's time to move forward and felt good to be back to be with the guys and just have fun and get a good haircut. Hey turn around. It'S gone, Oh shoot! What really yeah! Oh, my God, what made you do that uh! I got a kid on the way and it's just time to embrace the full dad look like yeah it's time for a change. It'S been a long time. Jessie'S great this whole vibe's. Great barber shops are the best for conversations like you, you literally it's a great place to vent and just just talk [ __, ] uh, but no, I I do enjoy The Vibes of Barbershop and I like it because before you know that your hair is done, Your hair is cut time flew by it's great. I feel like it's a damn. Shame that I have to go home and take a shower go to bed. I really do feel like I should maximize his haircut and go out somewhere and do something I mean man. It makes you feel like a million bucks and uh so yeah three years later here we are oh yeah. I didn't even think about like letting you say anything a word. Oh no. I should have got my heart rate on that. One.