What Your Haircut Says About You!
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Oh yeah, what your haircut says about you middle part, you're, a basic white girl, bowl cut. You like eating your ramen from the bowl and you get bullied. I mean at the same time you're kind of asking for it, though buzz cut. You told your hair to buzz off thanks. If it's not perfectly straight, you get triggered piggy tails you're, either a kid or an anime girl. Pixie cut you better, be hot to pull this off, because otherwise you look like a grandma fade. When the barber gets it right, you feel fresh, but when he gets it wrong rest in peace afro you like not being able to fit through a door. The first try folding, i'm genuinely sorry for you, man, not a fun thing to have to deal with bone. There'S a 50 chance to keep your head shiny. How do you even do that? Mohawk? You intimidate lots of people but in reality you're extremely kind. Hearted! No hawk! You belong in a mental hospital comb over you're trying to hide it, but everyone knows you're balding messy bun. Your mess is blessed. Well, if it looks good, actual messy hair doesn't work. It'S all about the styling man bud you're, a man who likes buns dreadlocks. You either smoke pot or you're homeless, or both french braids. You don't like it when people pull on your hair, but it's happened. Nonetheless mullet. You want to look like a guy in the front and a girl in the back flat top. You want to look like a minecraftian crew cut. You believe, there's no place for hair on the sides, bob cut, despite what it's called you're, not actually named bob samurai you're ready for some panda express hair graffiti. You want a graffiti, but you still don't want to break the law, so you used your own head shaved on one side long on the other. You really can't make up your mind: ponytail you're, an athlete or ariana grande box, braids you're black, or you want to be long and girly. You like hair, that takes up space short and curly. Your hair represents your life, a mess space puns. You want to look like a mouse or sailor moon, e-boy hair. You love, displaying your forehead and dyeing your hair until it's destroyed, hey girl, hair, you think you're, barely eyelash, tangled hair. You like brushes and pain, mid-length, hair you're in that one awkward phase of trying to grow your hair out, but it still doesn't look quite right clown. You definitely aren't shy about expressing yourself emo hair. You can't see pompadour. Your hair is just a wave waiting to crash down on the world wig you're, literally every cosplayer strawberry you've got a very special cut. Einstein you think having his hair makes you a genius. It makes you stupid. Tattooed you've definitely been in jail. Josuke, you don't want anyone insulting your hair, because if they do there's going to be a funeral medusa, your hair has a life of its own long. Hair is a boy or short. Hair is a girl. Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year. Okay, everybody. I hope you enjoyed the video, it's all just a joke, so don't take it seriously! I'M sorry! If i hurt your feelings, comment down below what your haircut is and if i didn't get. It then comment that too, as always, my name's, evie, perry and i'll see you in the next video
Comments
MVPerry: No haircut: you're everyone in quarantine
Mr.Saturn: "You're a basic white girl" Every Asian in existence with that haircut: *_It's Showtime_*
fawn: the misgendering part is accurate, since masks everyone thought I was a little boy, so I grew it out a tiny bit (still short but a more feminine style) and added some pink streaks into my hair & suddenly I'm perceived as a woman
k1iic: Mb let me just change my hair texture ♀️♀️♀️
Alejandro Alcala Rodriguez: “Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year” This used to happen to me a lot. Not so often now.
RedDeadNerd: the last one is very true, when I was younger people would always say “oh and what does the little princess want?” When we went to a restaurant or anywhere in general. I ended up cutting it because I got sick of it… then grew it back
nullx zero: "emo hair" "You can't see" Me, I can see perfectly fine *walks into wall*
Psycho_Chan_Live: As a girl with a pixie cut I constantly get called a boy. So that last one was accurate.
toelicker: the afro, dreadlock, and curly hair???
Ṉøbødÿ: “You’re either black” “*Or you wanna be*” I DROPPED MY PHONE
applar: As a female with a mullet I fully agree with that statement
Deez nutz: “Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year” *i mean you’re not wrong lol*
The axolotl cat: As a girl with short hair I can approve that genders get mixed up,there’s already 3 person asking or mixing up my gender with the other one
AprilKnight Games: Damn, you forgot long hair. I love how not one mentions it either. But I feel like I describe my hair as “tangled” and the reason it’s tangled is because I don’t enjoy brushing my hair and pain-
TimeFox: I can’t believe he forgot one of e most basic cuts: a side part
Tanjiro Kamado: When I had my hair cut, the amount of times people used the opposite gender for me was unbelievable. I just decided to go by that gender instead of my actual gender
Purple_Panda: “Middle part: you’re a basic white girl” Me who is Asian and has a middle part: flexes rice vigorously*
chang: Perry: "You're a basic white girl" Me: Having a middle part all my life and being indian
Hannah Kiriroki: “Your gender gets mistaken at least twenty times a year” This has no right to be this accurate
_//grace: “your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year” why is that so accurate-
♡••Dickless troll••♡: "Your gender get mistaken at least 20 times a year" It fun to watch them argue about your gender
a: “Dreadlocks: you either smoke pot, or your homeless” ouch lmao
Kaedehara Kazuha: "your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year" everything goes according to plan.
VixidIy: personally, my hair is just there. it swoops down over one of my eyes (to my utter dismay) on one side and unkempt most of the time. the right side of my hair is tucked behind my ear because it doesnt look good unkempt otherwise.
•Anvitha!•: "Your gender gets mistaken 20 times a year" "And that my guy, Is a fact"
bumbbo: So no one is gonna talk about the micro aggressions?
Raph A. 🌹🍜: Bald: *You're Saitama*
Strawberry Magician: I'm not black, but the afro and dreadlocks parts feels so weird how he mentions them. Ik it's a joke but still ehhh
Jirou and Denkis secret love child: The last one is too accurate!I'm growing my hair back out right now but when it was still very short someone thought I was a guy. Like it was litterally at my doctors appointment. They had my name. I don't know if my boobs weren't visible because of my jacket or something but that was a bit irritating.
Keryun: "your hair represents your life, SHORT AND CURLY"
- H i k a r i :) -: I love how MVPerryalways entertains us
LxserHQ 💖check about page plz💖: "Tangled hair" "You like brushes and pain" My hair: relatable
Elijah Mohammed: This makes me laugh hard in my mind
Paint Without The T: I have currently have mid-length hair and you are very correct lmao
Colton Gaming: MVPerry:”Wig;Your every cosplayer.” Also MVPerry:*Watches WholeWheatPete*
Ajax Benedict: Y'all just gonna ignore what he said about the poc hair
bir rett: “Bangs: if it’s not perfectly straight, you get triggered.” Me, who has wavy hair:
azi's secret acc :0: I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN NICO APPEARED FOR SOME REASON
Athena The Wise: My hair wasn't mentioned. I have a stubborn side part that won't change, straight hair that goes down to my thighs, and split ends. I've never cut it. At this point, cutting my hair would be like cutting off my fingers, and I've accepted it.
~C@r&m3l~: I am a mix of the: Emo hair, E-boy hair, and the Short hair as a “Girl”. I’m genderfluid And yes, I can in fact see, even with my hair infront of my face..
HenIsHuman: 20 times a year is an understatement, I get it like 20 times a day at my job lol.
R4nd0lph’s Way aka Returd: Covering your eyes: you’re trying to become an “anime” protagonist
No Fandom?: 3:41 The fact that it's edited makes it so much funnier
1uvxbeachy: “You dont like it when people pull on your hair” ACCURATE
Denis' mini Garage: as a dude, my hair was as long as a girl's hair last year. I can say yeah, my gender has been mistaken in multiple occasions..
Zena fangs: *shows a stereotypical person of color cut* *calls them a stereotype* " YOU SMOKE POT"
krash :]: "Short and curly- You like hair that represents your life: A mess." _"No, no, he's got a point"._
Levochka: "Your gender gets mistaken atleast 20 times a year" Me: Exactly
Nahema Wangai: The box braids part really got me... mostly because i don't know any other types of braids
tfw no yandere: the long pauses after every punchline have me anticipating a follow up that never
Damaris Hurtado: The box Broads one has me dying!!
No Name: "your hair represents your life, a mess" I have never been so offended by something so true
LăveņdêrPie: 1:37 had me dying!
vidi♡♡: So true lmao. I’m a girl and I have some sort of mishaped short mullet, and sometimes people ask me if I was a boy or a girl Edit: … haha! Found my comment from a month ago!
nek0... 00: "Not fitting the door, black human" Me being afro and have box braids "Finally a true sht"
Bokuto's hair gel: As someone who's had long and short curly hair I feel called out
Tacopacity: "Long hair as a boy or short hair as a girl" "Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year" *oh it's pain. real pain.*
SailorsFren: So yall gonna ignore the comments he said on the black hairs
Shut: "Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year" **Laughs in Genderfluid**
Gabriel Hricák: 2:57 probably only people who watch anime and know who is Himiko Toga, those understand this haircut :D
Sundrop / Sun: I’ve had super long tangled hair my whole life. Then decided to chop almost everything off. I have a mix of Emo, pixie, opposite gender, and messy but not messed up. it’s not a faze *MOM*
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʙᴜɴɴʏ: "ponytail" "your an athlete, or Ariana Grande" I'm not an athlete. then-
ThatLightninKitty⚡️😸: “Short and curly : Your hair is like your life- a mess” Yes how did ya know?
♡ Sonia_Nevermind ♡: Let me say something: My mom does my hair (since it’s long, curly, and would hurt if I did it myself) so unless I ask for a specific hairstyle, she will give me whatever. So at school, I have a new style everyday.
SchwayRio4Life: 3:32 I can actually see rlly well even though I have an Emo haircut.
Luminescence: Why are you putting down curly hair / aa hairstyles??
Viv シ: “You’re an athlete or Ariana Grande” Well I’m not an athlete so- *...*
Lacy Krum: The middle part is on point! And I'm a basic white girl now!
Gacha starlight’s Galaxy: (Bangs) I actually swoop it the side and my hair is somewhat curly so it’s impossible to have it straight (Ponytail) I used to do gymnastics for 5 years
RED sus: Imagine having josukes hair in real life
radioghost: you have to be racially motivated
valeria: "Your an athlete OR Ariana Grande" *Me, a non-celebrity person who's online everyday:*
ForeverDreamWithinADream: Mine: I got it caught in something and had to cut some of it off (well the hair that wasn't ripped out anyways), so I am getting a style similar to Lydia Deetz in the musical to pretend it was all intentional.
ᗷᑌᑎᗷᑌᑎ ♥: damn i had a friend in i think it was 7th grade who came to school one day with there hair styled like josukes, and let me tell you she was very popular with the boys because we were the only girls who watched anime. and the best part was if anyone wanted to hint they liked jojo they made fun of her hair. the good old days..
AustriaKeks: 3:29 waited for this one 3 hours straight. Also its true
angxlic: Haha. My hairstyle is always simple but cute 3 bobbles at the top, all connecting to a big ponytail, put a scrunchie.
moy: "You're a basic white girl" Me not being white: **offended noises**
shadow king: "You're an anime girl" and everything goes according to plan.
⚡ THUNDERX • ANIME EDITOR⚡: Lmao its soo funny i forgot to laugh
Emiliano Arreola: HAHAHAHA 20 times a day is more like it "What beautiful daughters you have!" Dammit I'm a guy
Isabella Hernandez: Me: *Oooh I wonder what this says about me!* "You're a basic white girl" *Emotional damage. It was extremely effective!*
Starless Siri: "You're a basic white girl." Mom, dad, I'm not Asian anymore.
MistedMintCos: as someone with an Uraraka haircut i feel dishonoured
Marshmallow Skye: My daughter wears box braids and also me and I oop proud of ittttttt!!
Zenitsu Agatsuma: 4:03 never Insult his hair, or else you'll get the *"Rohan Kishibe treatment"*
Paige Pedevilla: I cut my hair once really short and I got mistaken as a boy alot
Leafi: Him: “Short and curly: Your hair represents your life ... A mess” Me with short and curly hair: accurate!
nezuko Zoey Ralhan: Fun fact, I had long hair with emo bangs once and I could actually see because of small cracks in my hairs cover
Your local person: POV: you have a super common hair style yet it wasn’t mentioned
DarkHalo73: Pompadour: You like Josuke. You really REALLY like Josuke
Salazar Slytherin: Lmao i was ready to get angry over the emo hair one, but its true i couldnt see when i had it styled like that. Now ive got a wolfcut shag thingy
Sable Cat: "Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year", well... I'm fine with that
sara: “your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year” my gender actually got mistaken TWICE last year
EchoTube: I have a middle part, and just started growing mine out... it was right lol
LunarLynn: I've done emo hair once in my life, and in that day, I was called it 50 times from the Adams family, and EMO + LUCY
Htke Htke: "Your gender gets mistaken at least 20 times a year" I HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN MY GENDER FOR 11 YEARS
LuciDrii: "Bob Cut" "Despite what it's called you're not actually named bob." I mean, you're not wrong-
lola: my dads got a mohawk, your analogy seems very accurate
Kyra da bookworm: 2:37 killed me, I cant XD
The trios: 3:31 You still can see with or without hair covering your eyes