Turning Into Someones Auntie Just Because…Ft. Berrysfashionhair

He opens the driver's side door why the [ __ ]. Would you sit on that? Why wouldn't you get in the back seat dummy? So it was partially my fault, but it was also. They fall too because, like you're, what the [ __ ], you're, [, __ ] up my planet. This is love. My friend's boyfriend and me became closer over the summer, and now she wants to fight rightfully so cause. Why hi and welcome back to my channel heart is the heart-hearting? Is the heart-hearting anyway y'all been harassing me again, god lee i take a week or two off and you're on the vacuum right: nick anya, where's, the video fine where's, the video just here now what the [ __ ] anyway! So, as you all saw by the title this video today, i will be turning myself into somebody's auntie, just because this video is sponsored by berry fashion hair and they gave me the auntie wig that we will be installing today. Y'All know, i know you guys love my three first so today we're gon na be telling a story time we're gon na listen to some music and i'm gon na give you guys some auntie advice. Y'All need guidance, i'm here to provide it. I literally told this story on, i told it on tick tock, but i only told the first part i'm going to give you all the details. Smee tales, you know what i'm saying this will be a story of my first day. My first like official date day day day, okay because it went to [ __ ], so fast, it's not even funny me and this person had been dating for about [ __ ], i don't [ __ ] know so they decided they want to. Take me like out on like an actual fractual date for real for real, and i was like they stopped blaming me like stop for real, like don't do that, so he was like okay, we're gon na go out to eat. While we walk, you know real real cute, rom-com kind of thing right right. Let me tell you where she hit the [ __ ] fan the plan won. They were gon na, come to my house after they had practice and then we're going to get a lift from my house to the restaurant, so it just so happens that practice was let out a bit early. Now i get what you're saying anya. What'S the problem with that, the problem with that was that day i decided that i was like hmm, you know what i want to do. I want to put on a brand new wig like i want to put my fresh lace. I want to beat my face. Like i want to look good, i want to smell good look good, it's giving snacky snacks, that's where the problem was right, so mind you, we were supposed to get together like seven, i started to get ready at like three or four when they got out of Practice early, it was like six something it was like january. I think so, like it's cold outside it gets dark early as [ __, ] they're like on their way or whatever about like six something i'm like babe. I don't know how long you thought perfection was gon na take, but it's gon na take a lot longer. I'M not ready, i'm not ready, so i'm like babe, i'm not ready yet so i don't know what the [ __ ] you gon na do. I was like you can come chill in the house, but you got ta chill downstairs my mama, my mom is not gon na. Let you come my room and view me by ourselves. No because she don't think we fornicate and frack you late, and i don't have time for none of that. This [ __ ] was like no, like your mom scares me, that's so uncomfortable like i'm shy. I don't want to do that. I'M awkward, i don't want to sit in there and i'm like so what the [ __ ]. Are you going to do pimp cause? I you can come sit in the house, you come sit in the [ __ ] house. I don't, or you can go sit sit outside in the cold on the porch. I think you can't sit on the porch, because if my mom was sitting on the porch, i'm like, why is she outside on the porch coming out? You see what i'm saying here. So i'm like, so what do you want to do stink? What'S the plan here? They'Re like i don't know, but i really don't want to sit in there so blah blah blah blah blah blah. Let me tell you where i [ __ ], the fact it's like. Okay, if you don't want to sit in the house, let me think, let me think, let me think my mom has two cars right. One of them doesn't like she never uses. So i was like okay i'll go outside i'll unlock the car door and i'll. You can just sit in my mom's car, whatever, until i'm ready and i'll tell you when to come to the door or whatever right and come knock on the door and come get me there's like okay cool so before they get here. I lied to my mom because i had to make it sound believable. I can't just walk outside her car keys and she was like what the [ __ ] are. You doing i mean so i grabbed the keys and i'm like mom. I think i left my airpods in the car whoa whoa whoa, i'm finna go look for him, [ __ ]! When i say that was a gs line, but then it crumbled before my [ __ ] eyes, because i'm dumb as [ __ ] yeah mom like i need to go, find my earphones. Oh my god, yeah yeah. She was like okay go go! What the [ __ ], i don't care, and so i go unlock the car door right. I come back anyway. I text [ __ ], i'm like okay go sit in the truck, it looks like this walk, go sit in it and you know just wait for my signal. They go sit in the car, i'm literally in the middle of doing my makeup. You i look. I could have rushed. I don't know what the [ __ ]. Maybe i was taking too long. Maybe it's my fault, maybe i'm the problem. So i'm still doing my makeup, where they're sitting in the car and then my mom and her boyfriend like stand outside when i saw them through my windows, standing like on the porch, whatever i'm shaking my [ __ ] boots, i'm like, oh god, i'm like. I hope i hope she can't see into the car because i'm like i told this [ __ ] to hunch down, because i mind you, i left them in the car, with no keys, no, nothing. I was like just hunch down and just wait just hunch in the car and wait so they're sitting on the porch [ __ ]. My heart is pitter pattering right now: [ __ ], i'm about to [ __ ] on myself, i'm so scared. So i'm just anxious, i'm like god, please don't let nothing foul happen, but in my heart i knew some flexion was gon na happen, so they're sitting outside it's cold as [ __ ]. Why are you outside? Why are you outside? I don't know what happened. I don't know what this [ __ ] did next thing. I know the car lights is on. There'S smoke coming out the engine, it's looking like the car is gon na just pull off and drive away, and i'm like it's not supposed to look like that. What'S the deal panicking, i'm like what the [ __ ] are they doing in the [ __ ] car? I told them just to hunt, i don't [ __ ] turn all this [ __ ] on and i got the damn keys in the house. So i'm i'm scared. I'M scared shitless! I'M like oh, my god, my mom's gon na find out. I hit this [ __ ] car and she's gon na be like any i'm gon na beat this [ __ ]. Don'T you i i'm too pretty to get to be in, like i see the car or whatever, and i literally hear my mom from up here, she's like what's going on with the car or somebody in the car or something like that, and then she sends her Boyfriend to go check and see what's wrong with the car [ __ ]. I ain't never ran so fast. In my [ __ ] life i ran downstairs. I ran. I ran all my life. I had to run forrest roy and girl with the speed of the flash carrying me, the wind of my ancestors lifting me levitating me flying me off the door [ __ ]. I must have ran outside so bad that me and him got to the car at the same [ __ ] time we get to the car. At the same time, he opens the driver's side door why the [ __ ]? Would you sit on that? Why wouldn't you get in the back seat dummy? So it was partially my fault, but it was also they fall too because, like what the [ __ ] you're, [ __ ] up my plan, he must have opened the door and there they go. Looking stupid, like oh my god, so my mom's boyfriend confused i'm acting confused, i'm like, oh, my god. What are you doing in here stink, like you're, not even supposed to be in here, like what are you doing? I'M the [ __ ] mastermind behind this [ __ ]. She get out the car walk towards hello girl when i say that was the walk of [ __ ]. Shame for both of us. I ain't! Never in my life i ain't. Never! My life had to do so: [ __ ] bad. It was so ridiculous and my mom was mad but, like didn't say anything story short. She pretty much was mad that i lied to her and she was like why the [ __ ]. Are you hiding her in the car and then at that my mom pretty much? Let me come back upstairs and finish getting ready and then let them sit in the house. While i was like getting ready so i know i was awkward as [ __ ] for them, but like that you you [ __ ] up, not me so and then she still lets me go on the day. She was like. Don'T lie to me again. I was like okay, i know what you're thinking that's the worst. That happened, it's not the worst that happened. I wish that was the worst that happened. We get to the restaurant right. It'S like this little closet area kind of thing, but we get to the restaurant right mind you as cold as [ __ ] our size like january. So it's freezing, i'm freezing my nipples off nipples hard erect. It was just a hot mess. Did i mention? I forgot to mention they brought me flowers, okay, that wasn't like important to the story like that was really sweet. Like you brought me flowers like, who still does that, so we get to the restaurant right, we get there and they're like it's an hour. Wait there's an ass of people waiting. We don't have no car or something to sit in because we took a lift. So it's like. We can't wait. No [ __ ], where what the [ __ ] are we gon na do so. It was like in a plaza area, so there was like other stuff around, but it was like a target and like stores and [ __ ]. It wasn't nothing like extravagante like it wasn't like no chilling area or something like that. So we're like: okay, it's like an hour away. We'Re like we have to find something to do what the [ __ ]. They crack head ass, i'm like [, __ ], what the [ __ ]! What are we doing right now and they didn't have no lighter. So we walked to the super target that was in the area or whatever right, walk in the freezing cold mind you, i'm not thinking we're gon na be outside, like that, so my jacket ain't that heavy girl - it's not a coat. This is it's freezing outside. It'S freezing balls outside jack, frost himself, wouldn't be outside that kind of funky ass weather. So we walked to the super target. We in there for a minute cruising around acting stupid, i'm in the baby section acting like i'm pregnant. I really 100 suggest y'all do that. I don't know it was life-changing. Experience 10 out of 10 definitely recommend they bought me that shirt i bought them like a little stuffed seal or whatever after we bought the lighter. We were literally in the cold. In the freezing cold mind you we had to roll up in the bathroom. Do you know how ghetto that is? This is not [ __ ] leaving crumbs and [ __ ] everywhere, like you're incriminating us we're going to go to jail. Might this whole time? I'M irritated, like i'm, not even going to hit this this [ __ ], isn't even for me we roll up. Then we walk around target forever. Trying to make it seem. Nar can speak to you just in case some. Some white woman just happened to go in there be like it smells like marijuana in here when we walk out of where now we're looking for a place to light up and stuff like that, right, it's cold and it's windy. How the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] gon na work. When i tell you, we were literally just roaming around trying to find a spot where one known with cs2, no one would smell the [ __ ], i'm doing all this for them. This [ __ ], isn't even for [ __ ] me what the [ __ ] - oh my god, our our first date and you're being a whole junkie. Hey do a little one, two step after we don't huddle together. I got i got ta cut my hands and [ __ ]. If you know you know what i'm talking about and then we trying to find the restaurant [ __ ]. When i tell you we was lost, you could see the supers target from the restaurant. Where cause soup truck was big. As [ __, ] [, __ ]. We can't find the [ __ ] restaurant we're lost in the cold. I got this thin ass, [ __ ] jacket on i'm mad as [ __ ], i'm hungry as [ __ ], it's late as [ __ ] we're still waiting on our table. This is ghetto as hell. You know they have like the little app thing that tells you, when your table is ready, [ __ ] that [ __ ] never said [ __ ], so we're just like we don't know what to do we're trying to find our way back. We don't have to google maps this [ __ ], put it like a walking mode or something like that, and it's giving us directions back to the restaurant. This was literally the most exciting. I'M telling you when i say it was so cold. It'S not even funny what the [ __ ]. It takes at least 30 40 minutes to find the [ __ ] restaurant we get back table is still not [, __ ] ready. So i had to. We had to sit in a little waiting room right. Then we do get seated, there's nothing on the menu that i eat because mind you i'll even eat at this place. This is their favorite restaurant, not mine, literally nothing on that [ __ ] that i eat. I almost turned into one of them: chicken nugget, [, __ ], and then i didn't get home until late as [ __ ]. Then my mom unleashed the wrath. When i get home, she wasn't like mad as [ __ ], but she was like that was dumb. As [ __ ], why would you do that and i was like i don't know, i'm sorry what the [ __ ]? I don't. I don't know so that's how my first date went. Um shitty, shitty boom boom boom boom zero out of ten. They got me flowers. Two out of ten you know, teacher zone onto some music is, is oh foreign. Welcome to auntie's advice, ca, you know and i'm doing my hair yeah she's getting auntie. I actually got to my instagram story. If you're, not following my insta, go, follow me and stuff, but i asked you on my instagram, i said what's going on friend like talk to me like, what's going on like how can i help you with y'all always come through with the come through, and i'm Here to help y'all, i'm here for you babe trying to get a girl: okay, okay, okay, this works for all genders and all sexualities and all gender identities, and all of that people like personality people like to laugh people like to know. What'S going on the nagarooni people like stuff, like that looks, can only get you so far. Yeah you're fine, i mean that's cute, i mean we can make out a little bit, but then like we're not making out - and you start talking now - i want to go home immediately because you're, bland and boring and you're making my ass crack itch. So it's all about personality, i mean: what can you bring to? They will mentally intellectually in a humorous sense like what can you do for me? Can you make me laugh, can you make me think, can you teach me something? You have a skill, a talent, a passion. Do you have conspiracy theories, all wrapped up in the brain stuff, like that we like stuff like that people period like stuff like that watch. I just got you three [ __ ] bro you're welcome. My ex's mom does not like her liking. Girls and i broke up with her, but i miss her. I understand if i feel like if y'all still want to be a guy, i think y'all should be together in private. What her mother doesn't know won't hurt her. You know what i'm saying: it's not necessarily lying. Just don't tell her and just be like. I don't know i feel like y'all should still be together. I just feel like you shouldn't, let her mother being homophobic. Stop you guys from being together like i just i don't know. That'S just me personally, i feel like y'all should still try to work it out. That'S just me, though, but y'all got ta really like be secret about this [ __ ] cuz. You know you don't want her to get in trouble. Am i being disruptive? No, i'm not love conquers, all or [ __ ]. If you, if you really don't want to risk it, then just be friends. You know what i'm saying you shouldn't you shouldn't have to be out of her life completely, just because you know some [ __ ]. My house is toxic and i'm depressed i'm trying to leave girl. I know the feeling i know the feeling it's not like that now, but, oh god, i'm i've been in some [ __ ] up ass situations, my damn stuff. I find it's best to try to get out the house as much as possible, especially if you have a like friends and stuff like that that you can like go be at the house all the time and spend the night at the house all the time. Thinking your parents might be straight, so if they are strict, i say i find it easier to stick to myself. You know i'm saying stay in the background. Stay to my quarters. You know not too much. You know cause that way. You'Re not causing conflict you're, not knocking heads with nobody, you just stay to yourself. You know what and that can be depressing, but you got ta find ways to make being alone fun. Like you got, ta find a hobby find a new show to watch. You got ta, start painting and find some new music. You got ta. Do you got ta, you know what i'm saying you got. Ta get up and move got ta get up, you got ta go outside, go for a walk, go for a [, __ ], walk by yourself, not too far, because you know kidnappers and human traffickers and stuff don't do it safely? Do it safely? I absolutely love you. I love you too. My problem is, i keep letting folks from my past come back depending on why y'all fell out in the first place, but i'm assuming that, if you guys fell out period especially they did you wrong, leave them where they at they can apologize, make amends, but we Don'T have to be friends, we don't have to kick it, we don't have to talk consistently, we really don't. You can literally just stay where you're at and apologize we can make. We can be cool, we can be cool from a distance. You don't need to come back into my life because, obviously, when i let you in the first time you [ __ ] up so why'd, i let you in a second time to [ __ ] up again and then i'm assuming that you live in the second House you're gon na do the third time just filling the [ __ ] up again. So i really suggest that once you once you are able to really cut that tie, leave that [ __ ] chopped, there's so many [ __ ]. I don't cut off [ __ ]. I don't talk to none of them and i don't give a [ __ ]. They come to me right now. Oh yeah, i'm sorry! Okay, that's cool! They all ass over there. You don't need to come back into my life into my circle into my pieces. To my energy. I don't need that stay your ass over there child. I need to make new friends i'm trying, but the one i'm trying to make is dry and don't talk to nobody. Okay, well, [ __, ] them. We we don't do dry around here. I don't know how to make friends um, if i'm being completely honest, [ __ ], i don't have any friends. Okay, i have friends, but i don't have no friends. That makes any sense. I don't know how to make friends. I kind of wish. Somebody would tell me how to make some [ __ ] friends. I want a group of bad [, __, ] friends. You know the ones i like to go to club and [ __ ] like that and cut up and [ __ ]. I want that for myself and i know everybody wants to be friends with me, but none of y'all are in the same state as me. I live in the middle of 10 buck [ __ ] 2.. I don't know how to make friends normally when it comes to making friends they'll find you normally it'll, be like one person if you're still in school school is a great place to make friends to be. One of the honest all you have to do is make one friend you make one friend they introduce you to another friend and another friend and another friend. Next thing you know you have a group of friends, then those group of friends. They know more people, and you know you expand out like that, but the way to make that one initial friend, especially if you are in school, i don't know when people talk to you, try to talk back. I'M saying that because i people used to like talk to me and i used to be like you're, not talking about [ __ ], i want like people to i hate small talk to like where people talk but they're, not really saying anything. It'S like you're, saying [ __ ] that i can't really respond to they'd, be like oh yeah, my dog's birthday, my dog's birthday's, coming up. Oh cute dogs, do have birthdays. I feel like when people talk to you and stuff, like that. You know try to make a mutual connection, especially if you feel like you and this person could be friends and stuff like that. I just feel like it will happen. Naturally, you know don't try to force any friendship, and maybe you don't have any friends right now, because you're not meant to maybe you're supposed to do like some internal work or something i don't know. I feel like everything happens, for a reason. So maybe you don't have any friends right now for a reason, and then will you actually make some friends and you're like damn? I appreciate the time i spent alone to figure out who i am that way. When i met these group of friends, i didn't let them influence and change my personality, because i'm already secure within myself from that time by myself, wow, i'm really speaking of prophecy right now, wow anya preach. I really like this boy, but he just got out of a relationship and only wants to be friends with benefits. No respectfully, no we're not gon na. Do that. Why, if he's just out of a relationship, i understand getting out of relation, and i want to get back into another one, but why would you want to get out of a relationship and then have relations with me? No you're either going to take the whole package. See you're either going to take me as a whole or you're going to move the [ __ ] around you're, not going to just take me for my lady bits and then keep it pushing. So you can go talk to nancy, bessie and lily. That'S not what we're going to do if you want to get into the cookie drawer, unless you want to touch my bits, if you want to, if you don't touch my no no square, then you need to be with me why i don't want to have, and Especially because stuff, like that stuff, like having relations and stuff like that, has you know, there's a lot of like connection and stuff, that's required if that makes any sense like when i don't know how to explain it, having relations isn't just having relations like you literally Take a part of that person with you. I just feel like a connection like romantically or something like that should be required if you're going to have casual fornication with somebody really hope that makes [ __ ] sense, long story short if they just want to mess with your [ __ ], don't mess with Them because you are more precious than your [ __ ] yeah, and he and he doesn't like you like that for real. If he's, if that's all, he wants to do. Oh my said that leave me alone, like he has a problem with everything i do. I don't understand what it is about: step parents or like boyfriend or girlfriends of your parents, or whatever thinking that they're, your mother or father and trying to step in and try to like parent me and [ __ ] babe. I don't need that. I don't need another father. I don't need that. I need you to step back and mind your business. I don't get why some older people, simply i don't get like they just have a problem. I don't know what it is like is it i don't understand why adults suck ass, sometimes or why they treat kids like [ __ ], like i don't get it. I don't know if it's like an authority thing or it's, because you think cause i'm younger that you can just treat me like [, __ ]. I don't get it. I don't know. I really do not know what to say. I know that i've dealt with i've dealt with like annoying ass authority figures or whatever, and my whole thing was. I just tried to ignore the [ __ ] out of them, or i tried to literally cause at least the least amount of conflict as possible. So like, if that's me, like literally leaving the room, leaving any room that you enter, then basically what i'm gon na have to do. If that means the only time i leave my room is to go to the [ __ ] kitchen or [ __ ] piss. Just so i can avoid your ass, then that's what i'm gon na do, because i just it's not worth the mental strain, to have to constantly go back and forth with somebody over something stupid. I hope that made sense. My friend's boyfriend and me became closer over the summer, and now she wants to fight right, felicio cause why, as a friend, you have to stay in a friend's place, it's [ __ ] up on both of y'all aunts, because you both owe this girl loyalty. So as her boyfriend, he should have been trying to be buddy buddy with you, and you should have been trying to be buddy buddy with them either, and that just goes to say that when you get into a relationship, you need to keep your relationship and your Friendship separate learn that the hard [ __ ] way learn from a bitch's mistakes. You keep your person and your friends separate. They don't even need to. They don't even need to know they can annoy each other's existence, but they don't ever need to intertwine. Mingle. Hang out together, none of that because it just causes [ __ ] issues. And then, when you want to rant to your friends about your person or whatever, then they don't like them and then it's just too [ __ ] much and then you rant about your friends to your person and then they it's just too [ __ ] much! You need to keep them [, __, ], separate separate worlds. I think i have a crush on one of my guy friends, but they think i'm gay, but i'm bi, okay, so um, i don't know i would say i don't know i say test the waters. You know what i'm saying: don't just fall and be like. Oh my god, i like you so much. Oh, my gosh. She wants to be together, but you know just kind of like sneak little stuff here and there. If you are buying, they already think you're gay. Just correct them: oh bro, you're, gay, no, i'm bi and have some respect. You know you know, check them right there, but i just say: do little things to test the water. Like i don't know, i wouldn't that's up to your own interpretation, whether you guys like missing, touch hands. One time. Are you like bro, you look real cute today or something like that. I don't know something like that. You know boys like to act real, gay and stuff anyway. So do something like that and just see to see if you think, there's a like a connection there and if there is, i say, go for it. If there's not, i say i'm so sorry, babe leave them alone and go find you somebody else. Okay, we're gon na do two more. Am i wrong for liking, my best friend's ex that she did in second grade, depending on what grades you guys are in now? No, it was second grade [ __ ]. We were still having nap time and [ __ ], no [, __ ] that we still having recent stuff outside girl. We was kids that don't count if you think that counts, you need to get it together. You need to get it together, saying great, don't count for [ __ ]! That'S! No! That'S not your ex! That was your playmate and you and your playmate just decided not to play together no more, but if you want to be with them, go do that because second grade girl get a life out of shape, asking for a friend all right, all right, all right! All right, this is the last one. This is the most important one, all right. What you want to do is damn. Do i have something to demonstrate we're going to take this edge brush, don't judge my edge brush. It looks a little crusty. What you want to do is you want to put some kind of um some kind of substance on the skin, whether it is baby oil, shaving uh? What is it called shaving cream, or something like that? Then you want to take your razor make sure not to nick yourself and stuff like that. What you want to do is you want to take it, and you know a lot of you know the hair on my arm goes this way you want to go against the hair right. So if your hair is going this way, you want to shave up like that in pieces, just once don't press down too hard just do it lightly right then, once you got all that hair, you want to clean it off with some water rinse it off rinse. It off rinse it off and go to the next section. Just you know do like this rinse off this rocks off right here. Do like this rest offensive. You want to get up on the armpit same thing. Same thing same thing: go down, rinse it off! First of all, go down brush it off and off make sure you you got something up underneath cause, you don't want to cut yourself and you don't want like razor bumps and [ __ ]. Okay, this one's about to go dead. So we got ta. We got ta wrap it through, but those were all the ones that i'm going to answer today for auntie, then by ca, but yeah, so that just about wraps this video. I hope you guys enjoyed the story time, the music that we played and the advice that i gave you all not even gon na lie. I had a bit of a struggle with this hair, but this hair is from berry fashion, hair. It'S a cute little blob wig. I will have the link to it in the description. All you know what i'm saying: she's cute she's cute, but yeah. So this hair, you know soft this nice, his human hair, is cute. It'S a cute little moment. Thank you, but um yeah, so don't forget to create your own happiness. I'Ll, see you next time. I decide to do a good thrifter story, time: music extra period, bye,