Bad Wigs And Sad Fish - Pokemon Brilliant Diamond - Part 2

Hey pokemon trainers. It'S me your best pokemon trainer, joe welcome back to pokemon brilliant diamond here. We'Ve got some we're still speed walking. What do they do if i block them? First, they probably just stand there. Nothing exciting is gon na happen anyway. In the last episode we took down the coal mining industry, wait. How are my pokemon doing? I think we healed them up. Oh yeah, we got plop flop, badoufus, patty, starly, bait bachel and we're looking for a six. I didn't mean to look at that. I don't really care about them either way and now we're heading to um. You know we don't know we're heading to wherever uh adventure takes us next, which is maybe up wait. What route is this route? 207 route? 206. Cycling. Road? Oh cycling, road. Can i do that? You'Ll need a bike, there's a cycle shop and oh yeah. We i remember this. Okay, it's fine, we're gon na run over here, real quick though, and steal some stuff. We got a pokeball. Oh there's berries, oh my god, the berries how i hated the berries, i'm still not feeling a geodude, so we're not going to get geodude too turd like in my opinion, i forgot to nickname starly, but we no, i didn't mean to hit charm. You know what you want to get a little flirting down on the way that is totally fine, flip flop. That is absolutely fine. You want to get a little flirting on with this turd over here. That'S the vibe! I surprise what jay, nicole cute! Thank you. So much for the oh, it's the prize raise that's what you said. Oh my gosh! Well, i appreciate that so much and congratulations, that's great friday news keep those good goods going in the chat. I appreciate that so much so we need to go to eterna city. I'M assuming i'm not going to heal and we didn't even do rough. We didn't do rock smash, yet even so um there's still that to do do you have to hold down b to run. Oh, this is not the move. Let'S look again at the map, i'm very map oriented. This is going to the crutch. Oh, we turn a city, jubalife city eterna, that is north. It'S just a matter of getting there uh. Oh my gosh, lady bavarian. Thank you for all of those gift subs. I do appreciate that so much. Oh, my gosh keep those good goods going in the chat. Thank you thank you and monica. Thank you for the gift sub as well. I appreciate that y'all we're getting on that sub goal. Thank you. Thank you. Continue this good good scootings in the chat, i guess we'll go and heal them it'd be better than uh better than uh. So i was always the person who's poking who obsessively healed their pokemon. Like my pokemon got a little dent in the ding absolutely healed. It up you sure i can't oh, i thought i was gon na make it um. I think we need to go around the other way. Maybe we can go there first. The way i don't remember, the order in this pokemon game is just very shocking. Does it really i got ta change that i wonder how i changed that oh here we go everything's fine! He keeps running. My depression keeps running into me. If you remember statueink and my depression eternal city's next place at the gym. It'S that way yeah. I know i already know that i made my team battle and toughen them up, so it wasn't a waste 10 seconds before it. I'M not counting. You can't make me count. I don't play video games account, that's not who i am. Okay, maybe we'll run into some uh fun pokemon here this is so nice. This is so freaking nice, a wild badoof, a wild badoof came around and smashed the rock. For me, you don't even have to have useless hms on pokemon anymore. You just like hey badoof, get on over here, smash that rock, where are these badoos coming from that are just wandering around waiting to help people break rocks, oh, and that one didn't have to show me the that was the worst jumping animation i've ever seen, uh Monica thank you for another gift sub. Oh my gosh. I appreciate that so much keep those goods going in the chat. Thank you. Thank you. We'Re getting to that sub goal. Why are there badouks in a small cave like this, give me an onyx? Now we already got a bachelor. This is a no from me. I feel like so. Shinks would be really good at this, but i don't want to have shinx, as my main one. If we're going to be running some rock types too, they really didn't make these hard to get to at all. Okay, now, what's your deal, it feels awesome taking those on a fast bike, well brag about it: okay, rich! Oh someone who has a bike bragging to me without a bike if this or out, if i had my longboard, it would be over for these clowns. So this is all i can do here. I need to go back to juba life. I guess the bat one. No, that one's pretty that's a pretty that's a pretty bad one. It ha it's basically everywhere. I just don't want to even bother killing it. What are these emotes? What am i oh with bachelor? I will. I will destroy this thing, though sturdy. Oh, let's catch it. Let'S catch it shoot, okay, we'll catch it i'll have a giant rock turd. I love gollum poor plop flop, though, is there a button for pokeballs? I didn't see. There'S a button for pokeballs. That'S wonderful! Hey trader, chuck! How'S! It going! Thank you so much for the bits hope you're having a good friday, keep those good goods going in the chat. Thank you. Thank you, love gollum, oh uh. We need a nickname. What'S the nickname for gollum weighs 44 pounds a foot? Four inches? Oh geodude, a nickname! Sorry am i been calling him gollum um knucklehead rock turd. I like i like working turd in there. Somehow, oh i don't know, do you still have to trade graveler to get gollum? I never really. I never really messed with that evolution line the only ones. I really traded to um, not hillary buff, maybe hillary buff, i always mess with gengar. I usually only had one friend and that i could do one trade and i would trade my haunter to get gengar all lowercase. Hillary buff has been added to your party. This game has like no bouncing off anything you if you run into something you're screwed and you can't really tell which way you can jump over these things. It'S very not intuitive. I love it so much. It'S oh did the weather just change. Did you all see that the clouds just appeared in the sky and the lighting changed see? I i love y'all suggestions. I'Ll take any good suggestion. Y'All have for names. Oh see, i think gengar's, the coolest gengar is so awesome. Uh hilary duff has one l, my sister hillary and hillary clinton both have two l's, i'm very schooled on the spelling of different hillary's hillary swank, i'm not so sure. Probably two, i think two hillary duff is the only i mean, i'm sure, there's other hillary's with one, but hillary duff is one l, just so we're clear. Just so we're clear: when does he move no time soon? Apparently, here we go those wigs, ah sad, twink, impeccable timing, as always babbling utter nonsense, a dancing geodude! Oh thank you! So much! Yes, let's add him to the team. Geodude added, it's just kind of floating environment show them some manners. Must you be so difficult? We are approaching you strictly as businessmen look. They are so pixelated their eyes that twinkle let's battle together and teach these losers a lesson language. Oh! Thank you so much monica! Oh! Thank you! So much for the pants. I appreciate that keep those cuz going in the chat - i guess we'll kill this wormpole y'all are all sweet honestly. Really, if you're like going to take over the world with pokemon, don't have a wormpole in a zubat. Do you know what i mean? That'S not the like my excuse. I just started trying to take over the pokemon world, so i've got the plop flop who's. Probably what's he confused now for a little sad birds confused, but these people they've, allegedly probably been trying to take over the world for ages. Identical twins: toxic they're, toxic tick-tock. I don't know any twins on tick tock. So this is not a reference to anybody, but i just imagine they have a tick tock and they are very toxic on it. Hop off hillary buff, worm, pool and zubat we're gon na. Do a a final elite: four, which is wormpole and zubat. We did steal their money and that's what matters? Oh i don't, even i don't even know, is their name to vinky level. 100. Wormpole. All i know is the da vinci joke. Oh anyway, sad twink. Well done, look satchwing, finally, getting the recognition recognition recognition, that's my southern accent. Sad twink did you know the professor studies, the evolution of pokemon too, so sad twink. Let'S keep working on our pokedex projects for the professor who the heck is this? What was that just now? That was amazing, those guys looked awfully scary. They have one pokemon each sis, my name is baby baby beb baby and i work at us as a system, and this four-year-old works as a system administrator in hearth, home city. Oh nice. Yes, ball capsules and i can now access it anywhere. Capsule decoration love stickers. I don't love getting my pokemon right now, so i'm not gon na waste. My stickers, but i feel four-year-old, is that executive. Yes, that awful clown is gone. Let'S chat with everybody, i'm going to get commercials shown on tv, they'll, attract more customers to the departments good for you. I want to become more like a pikachu. We sure why not we'll beat up this kid dressed as pikachu who would have thought that they had a pikachu. This is not a great match-up. This is probably one for hillary bus, but we can um we'll just pound. What level is this ooh? That'S fine slap! It oh, this is not a good matchup. Let'S just switch, let's go um hillary buff, i know you're under leveled and we just became friends. You have any rock things. You really don't have any good moves either. Now, how about you be doofus, roll out? Okay, badoofis! This is your time to shine, bully this kid. You know what i love stickers, but i'm always too afraid to use them. I'Ve recently hit a point in my life where i've started using the stickers that are given to me and it's very liberating good god. Calm down, two-year-old, okay, badoufus you about to die. Do you really disappointed me today, but doofus i got ta say: am i thinking of i'm thinking of yeah? This isn't cute! I'M thinking of ground moves rocking - let's just be honest, rock and ground should be the same thing, and i was thinking that i should be doing a rock move when i should be doing ground moves, so i do understand where exactly i went wrong. I understand exactly where i went wrong. You know what starly bachel, what you got going on girl, uh, hillary buff, we're not losing. You know what let's just do electric for electric, because then at least they can't like super hurt me we'll just tackle call nintendo nintendo. Why are you doing this like? Why are you doing me like this? Where did you get this good pikachu, not very effective? Take this chomp chomp just went for in for a cleaning sis the ground is literally made of rocks, rocks, don't come from anywhere else except the ground. There'S only one place rocks come from and that's the ground. How is this little turd not dead, literally rocks? It took me way too long to beat this kid whoa look at them. Go patty pop off patty pop off plop flop, pop off starly, oh um yeah. I don't really like double team, but um. Let'S take away uh um growl you're gon na be put in a box sweetie, so this is probably the only time you'll ever get to learn a new move. What'S the goal of this game, you collect pokemon and you battle pokemon gems to get pokemon badges. So you can defeat the best trainers and then along the way, there's also a subplot of an evil organization team rocket who's trying to take over pokemon world and now what you're trying to do is take them down, while also filling up your pokey decks fighting pokemon Getting gym, badges and beating the best trainers in the land. You got another one. Why is your pikachu higher level than me? I didn't get lasik to have to watch this pikachu bounce back and forth like that that wasn't what i got lasik for. I hate it here, so is pokemon, just two sides of the same coin battling. What does that mean hot water pokemon so much to do for a 10 year old? You know what this wasn't the right pokemon to use. Either the floor is like shiny and it they actually added their reflections. But let me tell you: it's blurry, as hell like y'all are seeing it scaled down quite a bit, so it probably doesn't look as blurry for you, but here i'm i'm got it on a 1080p monitor and the whole game is blurry as hell um. No, both sides don't really want the same thing that one side wants to take over the world team rocket all right, hillary buff. It'S your time to shine. I know you've never been in a battle before and you're weak as hell and you're under leveled. But if you could just do something like i don't know, roll out that'd be great. Why is this the battle? That'S taking me forever? Why is this two-year-old stronger than the gym leader i just defeated. This is exhausting, not paralyzed. Not hilary buff is paralyzed. You have to play handheld, not on a big screen. I could see that the blur makes you sick for some. I could see. I can definitely see that get it out of here. Sis get it. If you have another freaking, one of these turds hillary buff wants to use, wants to learn harden i it's not really a necessary thing, but we will do this. You'Re, never gon na have a fast geodude. So we'll get rid of that now i did love pokemon. Go i've i love essentially every pokemon game and everything. Pokemon does some of them. I lose interest with like pokemon go. I played for a couple years was really into it, went to all the raids whatever, and then i was i i cut 420. She gave me 420. This kid knows: oh she's, blazed, two-year-old, pikachu, costume, blazed and battling strangers. Okay, plop plop flop is about to get a lot. Uglier are y'all ready for this. This is the gay glow up. Actually this one's cute, the final one i don't like. I just love this. I just love this chunky, little penguin chicken metal claw. Yes, let's do that. Let'S expand your repertoire. Let'S have just one of each kind of hurting move: 420 blaze, it put the cp cbd in the vape pin hunty. Does anyone else want to with me who else in here wants to with me? Do you use stickers to go to the gallery in your second flooring scene? Various, oh, that's, cool i'll go! Do that hold on! I got ta heal my pokemon cause this little kid. Just beat me up, there are certain ones i don't evolve. Like um staryu. I often don't evolve any of my star use because i love star you so much love staryu. I want it to be misty, it's literally body type is chicken. It looks. I guess it is pink one too penguins look like that too, but it looks like chunky, chunky, cold chicken, chunky antarctic chicken is the mood i bet they'll put me on tv. Where is poke so it's pokage i like, i think they should have called it poketech. So i'm going to continue calling it pokeytech. Oh! Thank you so much. I'M so glad that y'all remind me of this wait. What'S his name after piplup, this is the game where i don't really i'm sorry. These are probably my least favorite starters. Gibbs. I'M glad you got to be here. I hope you have a good rest of your friday. Keep those good goods going in the chat. Oh, i don't say that when people leave but i'll say it for you. Thank you for being here glad you got to be here. The star of tomorrow is you your pokemon has a glow about it. Is this me finally getting discovered? Finally, the respect i deserve given to me in the form of stickers to put on a pokeball. I don't know what to do what accessories will go well with my dress today, um, probably a clown nose sweetie with that dress, a clown nose can't help it. I'M gay you're supposed to remember what effect on other. Well, they don't they don't even make you remember it anymore. Now they tell you what's effective and what's not effective if you've battled the pokemon before i want a lucky egg from the pokemon lottery, people are gambling with pokemon um sure i'll. Try some of these smoke sticker, wow rourke, really said blaze it on his pokeballs. That'S a that's a no thanks. I don't want to make him uglier. Why are you blocking that door? Sis? What'S behind the door? Sis, excuse me: it's like the old one, the capsule stickers. Oh, they don't get used up when you use them. I don't even remember even decorating my pokeballs in the first time in the first game, um in diamond the group rankings, because it isn't the global ranking room, i'm a tv producer. Can i get your opinion about something sure what kind of tv programs do you like planting and watering show got ta catch em all everyone happy wifi connection, i'll pull some strings for you. I think i can swing a deal so you'll be able to get a. Mr a mystery gift for moa, i accidentally uttered the secret code to him i mean hey kid: i'm a tv producer that conversation could have gone very differently. Participation for all is our network's motto. They said participation for all, not inclusion for all your exploits with our tv station. I just walked into here, and everyone wants to make a show a reality show about emwa. Is that a no that's a window? I was trying to jump out the window first floor. Please flops fancy, oh my god blink! If you need help. Oh they blew oh, no. They blinked they blinked. Not this! Not this uh! Oh! I should talk to the receptors. There'S a pokemon! Oh, i would love to play the lottery see if that's not gon na match anything. I only have six pokemon all right. Well, that was fun and useless. Now is the mystery gift already gon na be in the pokemon center? I don't. How does this game do mystery gifts? Oh, i can finally do this right this way, please, oh sure, yes, do tell me all about it. My name is tila. Oh, like a he-man there's some places to just you can use it. No, i'm good! Thank you. Thank you welcome! No! No! No! No! No! As for you welcome to you just no no y'all just saying the same thing: aren't you the mystery gifts in my menu, this better, be a good pokemon get via internet. When do i get my mew and my other thing, you saved your progress, great you're, now connected to the oh, my god. I feel it i'm surfing the world wide web. Oh okay! This is fine, i'll, take it! Oh, this is gorgeous. They spent more time on this animation than they did on anything else in this game. I will tell you that right here, right now, right here right now: oh that's good! I'M gon na ball! That can i boil that egg i get a clothing gift. Why did anyone tell me i've been wearing this nasty, whatever the hell. I'Ve been wearing this whole time. Imagine you're in pokemon world, and someone gives you an egg. You plop it in some boiling water. You eat it platinum style. Can i can i get any more? How do i change my clothes in this? My depression went to eternal city, so you better make your way there too. Well, we wouldn't want to keep my depression waiting. Oh there's some cute, oh a heart sticker. Oh this sticker is freaking ugly. My pokeballs, i get all my pokeballs at claire's, toggle, 2d. 3D. Short. Why not sure? Just let me start over. How is this 3d? Oh cause? It'S curved. I only get my pokeballs like from claire's, oh pink bubbles, gay music notes. Oh no! I don't have the gay ones, uh we'll put one of these bubbles here preview, please, oh, you can rotate it. I want them all on the front. Oh, do it again, but pause you can't rewind or anything you have to pause. Did he still blink when it was paused? I swear to god he blinked when it was paused, so the stickers? Just you don't even really see him on the pokeball. You just all right. I think we've had enough of this. I think i've had enough of this. Oh, that's awesome. Oh no, we got a geo, oh yeah. I thought you said given up catching a geodude. No, we got a geodude i need to. I should get the egg, though, out of the boxes glad your meeting was canceled, that's exciting um. Can you do boxes here, too, swap pokemon to boxes? Yes, this is great. Let'S eat this hard-boiled egg, sis starly! Sorry, i didn't give you a nickname and i kind of hate you so, oh, let's change it to egg. Can i change this? To egg? Is egg an option? No, it's not wait. What? If i tap pokemon egg, how am i supposed to show? Oh, is egg. What did that? Oh there's a pokemon egg down there. It'S bouncing look at it bouncing fun times. Oh we do have. Did i even heal the pokemon yep we're all good we're all good we're, okay, okay time to flop out of here head on to route 24., it looks like we're. Gon na have to do some battles. We have to beat up some kids yeah pokemon breed and they make eggs. They just slide them right out. You can't change clothes until veilstone city. Thank you. I thought that was the case. Thank you so much rick. I appreciate that you know i would have been in a menu for 20 minutes, while y'all were yelling at me, so i thank you so much keep those going in the chat. I appreciate that you know i would have been looking for it through a menu for 20 minutes. Look at his little chicken tuxedo very dapper. Let'S not use something fancy, let's just slap it to death. This chat, never yells. Oh, we take the free eggs. We don't ask questions, we don't know how it happens. We don't know where the ditto slithers in how the ditto slithers in we just accept the free eggs astro botanical great, to see you. We are for sure flopping them all. Thank you. So much for the 47 months holy cow keep those goods going in the chat. I appreciate that so much yeah, just slithers in oh. I need my shanks for that. This is so sad beating up this two-year-old and his magikarp pokemon really gets dark. Look at how happy he is to just be battling a pokemon, oh metal doesn't do very well, not splash, almost four years holy cow, proud of you for being able to do that. Math, because i thought i had no idea how long that was. If i'm being honest to starly, oh yeah, let's go ahead and shock this bird cook, the bird sis fry the bird sis. The bird must go, sis magikarp an actual literal flop. This is a poor kid. You know like when i was 10 years old when i was 8 years old, 10 years old, whatever playing pokemon red. You know i was the same age as these kids and it didn't feel bad and now it and it was still easy, but it's like you know, 30 something 33. It just feels hateful. It feels hateful beating up these kids pokemon. All right, that's fun, but i really shouldn't be water type for this, but they're level. Seven, oh, but we've got peck dead, we're not getting very much experience. That'S all she had that's all she, oh you're, so strong. I just feel like i'm hate crime in them all right. Let'S do this. Oh there are boulders blocking the way inside the camera. I think i can move yeah. Oh yeah, don't worry i've been summoning up some badoofs to do my bidding. Don'T you worry? Is this the exit to the freaking cave right here, not the nearby badoof? I always hated the caves in pokemon games. They are my least favorite. Are you raising different kinds of pokemon yeah? That'S why the gym leaders suck he just basically said screw all the gym. Leaders they all suck - and this is why that's true - the kids are starting the fight and you do take their money wait. What was she called she's, not, alas, sorry about your pokemon, it's nice that you get peck, otherwise, i'd be flopping. She'S. An aroma, lady, is that what it said poisoned wait. When did i get poisoned aroma, lady trailer spell like i am so sorry. This is how you spell your name, taylor, i'm about to read you not r taylor, any taylor out there, i'm very sorry. If there's a tailor watching who spells their name like that, because i'm about to read them this taylor, i know this taylor. I can smell her from a block away because of her all-natural deodorant that doesn't work. It doesn't work. I know about her. The plants hanging in her house, i know about the macro may on her walls. I know about the toms that she's wearing i know about. I know about the straw bag that she made herself that she takes to the grocery store. I know her, i know the essential oils that she's conditioning her hair with. I know the essential oils that she's using to cure her allergies, just keep the pokemon just let's just end this battle, we just just just chest in this - please flop flop. Thank you, macrame. Even though i lost i'm not angry because he smells not the essential oils, oh thank you so much a link to my heart. I appreciate that. Thank you for stopping in it's great to see. You hope your friday's going well. Thank you for the bids. Keep those goods going in the chat? Will this heal the poison? Oh? No, i'm using the antidote as they're gon na use that other one anyway. So it's fine is this one? I can jump down they really. It is so hard to tell which side you're supposed to be able to jump over with these things. Hey fight me, oh, i hope your meeting goes well. No, these are um. Oh you mean like. Will. I eventually fight other real players you can, but i i'm not going to be right now, i'm so thankful for having peck okay. So you never jump up. You only jump down that make you know. That makes a lot of sense. Actually, when you think about gravity, when you really think about gravity the gravity of the situation, this poor bug catcher, i'm just not getting much experience from this, but i'm gon na keep doing it. Oh yeah, these are just npcs. These are npcs in the pokemon world who just vibe. We can one shot this trainer, can't we liz. What'S the other one's name, it's gon na be liz and debbie wait. Liz and liv. Oh their parents really hated them. I mean my pokemon are plop flop and badoofus, so you can say the same thing about me and my pokemon. Oh, this isn't gon na go, let's use metals, good right! These are electric right. I don't remember uh pachira soo much. Why don't we just use rollout? Just roll them out, it's fine, oh no! I would i would never. I would never read an actual child like the way i would read an npc. Oh, that did nothing. We did almost nothing to nobody. Do i have the typing wrong on this. Is this what i think it is an electric pokemon hold on yo? I use bulbapedia just like the rest of you. Okay, i'm just like you. I use bulbapedia, just like the everybody else weak to ground, but that's it. Oh steel was a bad thing to use. Steel was actually the exact wrong, so we might as well use water, so we at least get a bonus y'all. I use bulbapedia just like the rest of y'all, i'm just like you, hey nicole. We go i'll at least get the attack bonus for the typing bonus. I don't know why. I can't not use rollout now it's locked into him so we'll at least we'll just, but it's just vibing baldapedia. I mean i probably have a article if there's a baldopedia, they probably have an article about me pop off patty hillary buffs, doing it too, that's the worst animation. Do your thing, but do if i can't. I can't no longer pick a move for you, so you just do your thing, not the name for the hmj wiki baldopedia. Oh, what do y'all think that thing on the moon is, and it's a rock the thing that they're sending the rover to that people are like. Oh, it looks like a house, it's literally one pixel big and it's obviously a rock uh. Next, animal crossing stream will be next week, maybe tuesday, not a moon, bounce house. That is not even a wig. That'S a helmet! These little girls have a helmet on. I just streamed animal crossing. Yesterday you can watch. The vod, though, is a good one. It'S on my youtube channel, also on my twitch here we go. I mean it's definitely, a rock there's nothing on the moon. That'S not a rock! That'S bright luxio, all right! Let'S change their pokedex! Now we got luxio down there. Oh well, then, you'll have to wait till next week. Next week will be um i'll, definitely be streaming because i'll need to make i'll need some uh uh. What'S it called i'll need some footage to make some tick tocks so i'll be doing that more tomorrow or not tomorrow, uh next week, tuesday or thursday? Oh, i got the mew for having a oh. What are we nicknaming? The mew? We got a nickname, the mew for having um i'm only using them. You know we're they're playing this on easy mode by the way. What do i get that from having pokemon, let's go or from pokemon sword and shield? Name it ew i'll name it. I like mew pew - oh my god monica. We said that at the same. Oh, my god, so many of us said mew pew mew, poo, um mew is from let's go, jirachi is from sort of okay. That makes sense. Oh i like what other symbols do? We have no no music notes or anything. That'S fun, oh after my party says, throw one. I don't even care, throw one of these flops out. Bachel goodbye, bachelor, you've, seen a wishing star. Oh and now we got your watching. I didn't know you got him at the same time: okay, what's the nickname for jirachi hairless, queen thanks cat um jirachi? Oh, i don't know how to spell jirachi. Oh add it to my party. Get these flops out of here. What level are these ones level? One? Oh, they really said we're gon na give you a good pokemon, but then we're gon na hate crime. You, oh probably badoufus, sorry badoufus um. They give us as we get to express feelings of gratitude. Tradition. Jirachi should be paw. Sorry to this badoofus. Sorry to this badoufus. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for doing that for free be prepared for a long journey. It'S safe for even a kid like you. If you've got pokemon with you, it's safe for even a kid like you to go off traveling, he was probably about to kidnap me and then he saw i had pokemon yeah. I got ta get some berries. The three lake legendaries i low-key, hate the lake legendaries team update. Thank you so much y'all are really helping me out, though, reminding me of that we got jirachi and i kicked out zubat right. Oh look! It'S like a mix of flops and knots, flops and fabulous. I don't like the lake lake legendaries. Is this the game that uh hold on zero auras from i get them so confused? No, that was ultra sun and moon, no, no, not zero, or was that black that was black and white? Okay, that makes sense. You should plant some flowers of your own legate for flowers. Oh, we have some berries. We can pick. I was thinking a zora arc. I got zera ori in my head because of uh pokemon unite. I'M here to sell we're gon na need to be selling this yeah garbage um. Oh, i should give these to some pokemon repel. We should let someone hold quickclaw, so we've got workup rock smash. That might be good, which is a fighting move which doesn't make sense. Stealth rock i do like stealth rock bullet seed, also, not too shabby um. We need to sell the stardust, of course, and i have my i wish i could sell the guidebook, i'm always so hesitant to i'm the person who, like hoards, tms too, because you don't really need you don't really need much did. I click sell again yeah your pokemon. Don'T really need good moves to win the game. I'Ll do some super potions. I think we've moved up. No, no, no, no three, just in case and i always have potions but i'll, never use them either. This is just how i am this is, who i am it's just who we are y'all want to give me anything free, fine. I haven't played since um since bow and arrow since bow and arrow owl pokemon pick a peck of colors flower shop, free berries, available. We'Re gon na head on in we're gon na grab some free berries, a tourist, rising aqua, sun and aries. Imagine how tired we are the spray duct put the spray duct so to spray things. Ain'T gon na be ever going to plant while playing with it anymore. I hope you will help us spread sure. Oh i'm going to check your trash. Can too, would you like to change your berries for some stickers hold on? Are there do you have any gay stickers? Why do they not have pride flag, stickers, skye sticker? Oh, these are expensive. Okay! No, this is a rip-off. I can get stickers on ebay. Empty trash can look how much time they spent on this 2d image of the flower freezer stickers on ebay. Y'All, don't get your stickers on ebay. What do you got going? Do you think it's? How do you think it's cute, how pokemon pluck berries? I think you shouldn't be asking strangers this question who broke into your house all right. I guess you giving me that tm saves me robin you. One day someone expressed thanks for the blessings of nature. No, this sounds like a this sounds like religion of some kind. What'S your deal a pokemon or some, not this person who thinks they're a pokemon. I came to get him not my name, being sad, twink and them telling me i need to be emotionally healed. I saw the team rocking in the corner. Don'T worry, don't worry. I see i'm here to see the gossip. Aren'T we team galactica. Oh, wait! Okay! I need to switch these around real, quick because we're about to have a oh and jirachi's level, five why'd they make me so shitty all right, we're fine. I thought i was gon na have to a two on two battle. All right. Well, it was is great to stop by here that your town is lovely. I will pick all of the berries i see. I don't really do i i'm not in it for very end game. Oh, let's pick it a birthday with didn't someone else share a birthday with kanye. What is it in this one? Is it team cosmic they're, all team rocket? Is it team sprocket, but the people dressed like space aliens are mean and won't. Let you not this. Let'S save i've got three useless pokemon on my team right now we got jirachi mew and an egg. Oh team, galactic there you go, call him team rocket. It'S all team rocket, wait what oh okay! They said it was of no concern to me. Then it's none of my business. If they said it's none of my business, then it's none of my business. This must be valley, women, okay, oh! Finally, after we defeated the coal now we got ecological, wind-driven energy. Thank goodness now what's over here. Is there any good ones in here? It'S better to be a mr mom! Oh that's! I already have electric i'm not here to complete a pokedex, sorry about it, um very cute, but we already have a better electric. So i'm not gon na vibe with it right now, you're giving me a look that makes me think. You'Re gon na try to get in you'll have to battle me all right. That'S fine! Drifloon, love, driftloon, we'll see not even necessarily a fun time. I'M just here and time is happening to me - i'm not here for a fun time. I'M not here for a long time. I'M just here and time happens to be happening. Soak this cat, sis, oh driftloon, is tonight, but not this friday. If you haven't, i need to start reading the patch notes all right hold on. I updated pokemon unite too in my lap. Oh nice job, oh mew, shot up okay good. Hopefully they level up pretty quickly. Yeah, i'm really supposed to win with a pokemon. Like don't hate on your pokemon one flop, pokemon! Isn'T that just great getting owned by some kid, but you can't do a thing if i lock myself in with my worst key, that's right, the other worst key. Okay, i'm no longer the loser. All right. Let'S go beat them up too, so back in the flower patch was that over these two in the corner. Ah, these flowers are just so, oh, oh, that was an entrance to something. Okay enough arguing hand over that sweet honey. Do. As we say, this is like a drug bust. Did they think that battling my pokemon's gon na kill me? Am i not allowed to talk about this if they beat my pokemon? I'Ve got my ipad on my lap, i'm not just like furiously tapping my crotch not right. Now, all right, let's get rid of these bugs. Why didn't we just do a two-on-two battle? You can't time travel either. I haven't been looking into stuff for this game because i knew i was going to play it on stream, so i'm probably playing it a lot slower than most people. Um still can't know it's fun, but the game stops all time related to. You have to account for that. Oh welcome back middle jinger. I hope your uh thing went well meeting. That'S what they're called all right. Let'S just do good old pound, i will say probably since so heart gold - i probably played a couple times through, but every other generation, all the other generations. I'Ve only played through once and some of them. Once i beat the game. I don't play anymore. Some of them like do continue playing and try to catch more pokemon and build a team and do pokedex stuff. But i don't always it's not always the move. So there's some generations. I have almost no memory of jared michael. Thank you. So much for the bids, my job had the audacity to exist. Uh-Oh, i'm glad you got to be here. Thank you so much for the bids. Hi space trader, not the infinite hard-ons. Oh, they went ahead and they threw a zoop out at me. I'M sick of this almost killing them all right, soak it up come on skip this screen. The game has restarted. Pokemon unite, has restarted like seven times. Okay come on we're getting these leveled up good. Let'S learn some moves pop off hillary buff, the explorer wig. I think he got this wig from katy perry. I think that i think that fell off her during one of her concerts. She got at party city in the events. Tab either really doing a whole christmas thing. Will you take this as my thanks honey? He gave me the drugs sis i feel like honey in this game is just slang for drugs. Oh, this is pretty uh. Okay, no, we can't say things. I don't know how that didn't get well. Probably because the spell you spell it differently. Oh, you want me to put the honey on the tree. Can i steal from you no okay slather the bark with honey, we're about to have a sensual experience with this tree. How long does it take until it starts wiggling hacked a vest between did the music just like go from ear to ear? Maybe my headphones aren't plugged in well battles that go on six hours, i'm gon na forget i put honey on this. Damn tree. That tree can just vibe with that honey and i'll just move on with my life. I don't remember. I know that i've stepped away from battles before to like go, eat, dinner or like go, do anything else and then just totally forgotten why i was even battling. Oh okay, you can check the trees on the map not trying to catch the opponents pokemon from the events tab commemorative gift. All right, i got serena. We can close this now. Okay, no way you have the key yeah. I am the loser in this. After all, there's no time for self-pity, i've got to alert the commander. You do that sis hope you got that wig glued on. Oh, what i can't even buy. I can't even buy sierra mist this game, doesn't even let me get a sierra mist out of the vending machine. Not when are you gon na catch pietro? Okay, we got this plop flop. We got the bug, moves this game. Won'T, let me get a sierra mist. I love a sierra mist. This is just so sad. These battles are just sad. I do i i kind of wish that pokemon had like a difficulty like you got to pick what difficulty you wanted to play at that would be fun. My acai blueberry vitamin water. Well, it's supposed to be a cocoon, but yeah onion is pretty accurate. I want to battle everybody, so let's just go for it. I need to level up my mew and my jirachi. You know what not with pokemon with pokemon. I think i would pick at least medium difficulty. I don't think i'd go full on hard mode, but i would at least do medium if easy were this, but i'd use cheats. If i could still, though, i'd use cheats if they were available to me, i'm sick of these not quite dying, oh my headphones, weren't plugged in all the way. That'S why i wasn't hearing this thing was coming unplugged. That'S why i kept jumping from ear to ear. What'S in the egg, it's a manafee, don't worry about her! Don'T worry, don't worry about her. Oh her! Don'T worry about her unplugged. What are we talking about? Yeah literally, all they would have to do to not make this easy mode would give them a few more give them a few more pokemon give them different types of pokemon make the gym leaders stronger so that you have to like level up your pokemon before you Fight them damn that would be great. I don't know why they even bother get like. Why are they giving me money? This is not the thing i wanted to be in. Is it just some unspoken rule that they have to give me money? Oh, should i fight that thing commander, i'm one of team galactic's three commanders we've been trying to create a world that's better than this one, but people have shown little understanding about what we do. You don't understand either it's a little saddening. I am a sad twink. Let'S have a battle: if you win, if i win you leave, if you win, we team galactic will leave this eight-year-old fully wanders into the secret headquarters and she immediately strikes up a bargain. Just push the eight-year-old down yeah. I would like to disable experience share, or at least to be available to do that. Oh, i didn't even see what was said good fashion and wig. You think this is a good wig. This is another helmet. This is the opposite of a wig, not the confusion. Don'T you dare okay good, you just can't respect your pokemon choices. It'S true! Okay, we're leveling up some of these flops. You know what let's let patty handle this. Let'S just let patty have her day. It'S nice to do something nice for patty on paddy's last day. Is this just normal, not patty, flinching, not saying paddy's day patty? Wasn'T the move hold on yeah just normal time? That'S what i thought so we should be using fighting. I don't have any of that, but everything else i just need to not use ghost. So this is really my best bet. We'Ll just do bite. Let'S see what bite does, maybe we can at least paralyze before we die come on patty, nope patty said no patty said nope. Okay, it's time for plop flop. Wait! No! We need a fighting move. I want to set my egg out and they just hit the egg and the egg breaks and it's just never mind, and it's just and it's just rotted, not a runny yolk. I was going dark. That'S not dark enough! Eve. Fatty checked out patty needed her nap. Nice we can start using them soon without holding a berry off hillary. Buff too, you had two pokemon. She is shook to her core all right. We freed the scientists, it's always good, to free the scientists. The remodel, oh, like the different version of meowth, the like really like shaggy looking one, is that what we're talking about the steel version of meowth is that what the vibe is? Oh, that was your daughter, she's annoying as hell. What did i tell you? She said you're stinky, am i just oh, i can control myself now. Can i make some? Can i call 9-1-1? I just feel like we should have called 9-1-1 or the fbi see i kind of like steel meows. I love the like the shaggy kitty, cat vibe or whatever you really do, get stuck on things in this game and just can't really do much getting roasted by your own kid, the balloon pokemon that it does indeed murder children. Oh you got nice. I just got this dead cat. Oh i forgot to go heal that cat. I love ponyta. I'Ve got a shiny rapidash in freaking. Uh pokemon go yeah. We should go heal after this. I forgot. I need this egg to hatch all right hold on kids i'll come beat y'all up in a minute. Give me a minute i got ta go heal, my pokemon, not horse girl, vibes, oh kate, denson would love. This makes me want to have like i love the printed guides. I really love them, such as the official nintendo power guide for pokemon, red and blue. I need to put that on the shelf. I love the handwritten, not they're, not handwritten. This is not the. This is not the 1800s the written guides, though the printed guides. Oh weasel, makes me think of like a dog who got fixed and now has to wear the cone. They have the puffy cones. I love printed guides. I just love having it in my hand. It'S so much fun, it's so much fun. I kind of don't even want to mess with this, the caller of shame, i'm dressed to hike. Oh yes, hi, hiker daniel. If i opened grinder in this game right now, hiker daniel would be right there at the top of the list - hey pigeon milk macchiato. He would be he's on grindr like her daddy. Oh, we would love bubble bee huh. Let'S just have some look at bubble bean. So yeah we'll we'll replace the water gun, love the bema bubbles, lovable bubbles, but not he's on scruff, not a faceless photo of his torso. They really made their okay machop fighting um. So was that we need, we would need normal. I don't know if i have anything to deal with this: oh no flying psychic and fairy normal is weak to fighting uh. Well, i'm good, we'll use um my flying move. Fema bubbles did someone call for a bema bubs. A bema bubble can do will do in between pokemon battles. I'M gon na start clearing out my emails. I'M gon na start clearing out my emails. Oh yeah, we got the geodude. His name is uh hilary buff yeah i'll, never have to use plop flop again. Just multitasking pokemon can be tedious. You need to multitask. Oh here we go bubble beam right in the face half asleep. Yet wanting to stay awake to watch, you can catch the vod too. If you need a nap, you need a nap. How long does a pokemon game usually take to be? They really do vary a lot um. I will say a lot. Um they're all they're very easy. I don't know how many hours depends on. If you finish the, if you i don't really consider doing the pokedex completing the game, i consider beating the elite four and whatever dramas going on in the game um, but it still varies. I just wanted to steal this, and now i see that it's garbage um. Oh, we got another fast walker. Look at us. We both had our iced coffee today and we are power. We are gay power walking in circles, honey nowhere to go, but we got ta walk it off is, as is speed, walking an olympic sport. Yet wasn't that gon na be an olympic sport because the gays got it covered? We have that under control all right, we'll we'll am i over here all right. Oh, we do have fun. We do have fun, hey ashley. We love egg, it's a digimon egg, all right! Sorry to this badou come on. When did i stop being able to one shot and they keep poisoning me, i don't even think i have an antidote, not worry seed when you forg, when you skip your lexapro on accident, when you accidentally forget to take your lexa pro, that's what just happened to Plop flop - god name your next pokemon digimon, i take lexapro. I know i get it. I'Ve, never not. I'Ve, never skipped a dose, though i'm terrified too i've been on lexapro for about that long, more, like probably like five years. When did i start taking lexapro? Oh, it's been at least five years. I'D, say time is truly a fast, a fat circle, a flat circle, i'm afraid to miss a dose because i've, i've read, i've, read things and so i've never ever missed a dose. I don't know what the so. I don't know what the brain zaps are. I don't know what the deal is. I want to fight everyone. Let'S do no. No, let's do this. It'S the thing that antidepressants are the thing that really pulled me out and like helped me move forward named your mew, schlopp and stuff schlopp it stop. We love to see it. We love to see it whatever works for everybody. Everyone'S got ta find that whatever works for them. You know, oh yeah, rock, throw hop offices. What do we got here? 50 and 90.? Hello rock moves. I really like roll out. I really like sandstorm, either yeah, that's fine! It'S not gon na matter! Hillary buffs! Going back in the box very soon, it's great to talk to a doctor, talk to a therapist very much recommend it sneak past here, steal some berries. The first one i was ever put on was the loft it didn't. It did not um made me feel like i was so if one doesn't work for you, you got to talk to your doctor. Of course you keep trying to and because they work differently on everybody, um and they'll often made me feel, like i melted into the chair like it would i didn't feel bad, but i was like i'm never going to be able to move again. So i i zoloft was hot for me, but then i tried lexa pro a few years later, and that was the one for me. Oh, we really don't want to be using flop flop for this setup, but maybe we can just quickly dispose. That'S great. That'S fine, but it's it. You got ta find a um finding a good doctor who really cares about your mental health, a therapist having someone on your team and you really all got. We really all got. Don'T we, you know what hillary buff. This is a bad. Now we're not gon na put hillary buff through that hey salty tabia. Oh, i see get rid of that mute. Don'T tell me what to do. I love my mute mom. It takes me back really takes me back. I'M gon na throw a bunch of tms on it. Don'T worry, hilary buff would have been great, but i'm just i'm just i don't she. She sucks in general, y'all, don't have to yell at me about pokemon i've been playing pokemon since before half y'all were born. I beat the elite four before i even came out, and now it came out as gay came out of my mom, i was pokemon battling in the womb, sis who's there, oh the egg. I was like who's there. Out of the did. I show you excuse me: did you know that when i open my wallet when people ask for my id, i open my wallet, i show them this. I don't show them my real driver's license or my identification. I take this out and they say you're good. Oh, what are we naming this? What do we know? I'M sorry, i'm sorry all right. What are we naming this flopmon? Oh, what's a good digi wait! Wait! What'S the name of my favorite digimon and we'll call it that oh angelmon, i love angelmon. Oh, i do love terriermon too potomon, but angelmon is just angel angel woman too. Not the sexy, dude digimon digimon are so much hotter than pokemon. We could do padaman. What'S the um, so there's agumon um. I do love terrier monterey. Mom was so good, not angie's list mom. Let me tell you my dad signed up for angie's list and he was just complaining so much about it. Okay, let's do angemon, they kept calling him and sending me emails, and he got so mad all right angemon and we can call her ang. Let me tell you, let me tell you a little bit about. Let me tell you a little bit about this pokemon. This pokemon chose the ball, the the fake lashes with the balls on the end of them. That'S how you know that this pokemon's a psychopath, it's the fake lashes with the plastic balls on the end that look like beetles feet. That'S how you know that this pokemon is a psychopath. Oh, what level does it hatch at one? That makes sense? Oh yeah and let's change this egg is now not an egg there. It is what tms do i have that i could teach to mew. I haven't been really looking work up, that's a no rock smash might be fun. Oh, that might be fun. I love stealth rock and it's just so good bullet seed. No, i just don't really have any ones i like yet pluck, and i just don't have any we're just going to carry around mew to level them up and then, when we get some good tms bye, andy, i'm glad you got to be here. I hope your errands go well angie's list it like hooks you up with. Like you know, you need a broom painted you go to angie's list, you need your kitchen redone, you go to angie's list and people rate all of the businesses on angie's list. Oh she's sturdy, not this hiker showing me his onyx, not me, destroying this hiker's onyx, oh pop off patty he's narrating his life huh interesting. You know we're all the main character in our own lives. Okay, give me something show, let's see what's around here. Oh, i love this snail. Oh yes, all right. How can i not kill you just hit it very lightly? I want to catch it. Oh okay, perfect one pokeball should do it? Okay. What are we nicknaming? It you better stay in there, sis. What are we nicknaming? Not onyx envy all right who are we switching out with cellos? I don't really need another water. What do we name in this jello? Oh, i like jello, that's just very cute! Oh that's awesome, mrs lumber. It'S all would you make it?