Asmr Sassy Prison Inmate Gives U Haircut + Scalp Check (Ur New Here) | Light Gum Chewing Roleplay

You see this makeup that I have on right now, my eyes: it's not it's, not whatever I'll. Take it scratch it a little and make sure nothing full sound! Oh Scout is dry sweetheart, try um, you know what to pay in. Don'T you commentary items Patty, Patty, I'll trade, you I need hair dye. I need that Kool-Aid. So I can dye Carla's hair. This is all the commissary items I have. I need the Kool-Aid to dye your hair trade off. Please I'll give you that cute bob cut. You want it just give me the Kool-Aid yeah. Thank you. Thanks sweetheart, it's tropical punch. It'S gon na be the cutest red color on her. Really I love it. I love it. Oh look what we have here: hi sweetheart everybody there's no Meats new meat, everybody! What'S your name sweetheart, why are you here? No, not! Why are you in prison baby? Why are you in the prison, hair salon? I work here in the prison hair salon. Okay, do everyone's hair and makeup um makeup! You see this makeup that I have on right. Now my eyes, it's not it's not but um all creative around here and these nails right here not allowed in prison, but come here come here. I have okay and the girls around here are super cool, so I gained their respect. Yeah. I got a little respect around it, so you know they don't snitch on me. You know I'm looking good, because you know my man's coming today, yeah yeah visitation day for some of us, we got ta, look cute, it's cute, you know, but um yeah. You have the Scout chocolate sweetie. I got some sculpture uh, it's protocol to check everybody's scalp um, because you know people hide things. People too, they do hide things. You know up the rear up. You know all kinds of places: the sun don't shine baby um, but they also hide stuff in the scalps gon na go inside and check the scalp. You know because I don't know you'll be hiding some narcotics or something in here. So you know that's my job. In the prison to um, you know, like, I said, make sure that you know there's no narcotics anything in these scalps, but also to keep to keep the ladies and you know what not looking nice. You know I do give haircuts like I said I do do makeup, you know with crayons and other things you You're Gon na Learn. You know on you visit here or you're gon na learn on your stay here. You know we have a way of doing things. So what are you in here for sweetie? Let'S start brushing your hair out and giving you the scale check. Okay, all right, we had some we're gon na start off with the hair, brushing tell me what you doing time for tell me and then I'll tell you what I'm doing time for you'll. Never guess you'll, never guess they never do foreign no way really. I would have never guessed that you know this girl came in last week. Frail little thing I think she's, like 20 years old, maybe less wow she came in and you will never imagine what she did well. You got ta wait for her to tell you. Okay, I'm not gon na tell her business, I don't know I I don't know you're just gon na have to wait, get to know her and she'll tell you herself what she said. Okay, now, after what I said, you'll, never guess what I did. They never can guess. Okay, bye, bye cut my my I cut it off yeah. I found him cheating and I how ironic this has still giving me scissors yeah. Just you come here. Let me tell you a secret real quick. Let me explain should have been cheating. I don't know um what did I do with it? He was so nosy, I'm gon na, like you, I'm gon na, like you feel a little nosy like me hold on hold on. Let'S put some clips thingy. Okay, I have this one here. I'M just gon na go ahead and clip clip clip your hair back here. So I can take a look. Take a look to see if there's any any powders in your scalp. You never know. I look. They got me in trouble. Last time for missing powder and narcotics, when someone's hair, so you're not gon na get me in trouble, sweetheart scratched it a little and make sure nothing. Full film, oh Scout is dry sweetheart, dry white eggs, you're gon na have fun in here. Okay, what's this crap, you got in your scalp, they're gon na think it's cocaine or something. Let me just go ahead and pluck that out. So let me tell you some of that powder off your hair. I don't know what this is. This is like dry shampoo or it's a front. White residue um can never be too sure with these girls in jail, like I said, you're, not getting me in trouble all right, so all right, so I'm gon na go ahead and tell you what I did with my man's manhood okay and take this clip out Of your hand, come here, I mean not that the whole jail doesn't already know what I did with it, but come here the whole person - I I put his Willy on the grill at the family reunion. Put it right on the grill yeah um sure did sure. Did okay? Did anybody eat it yeah? I think it was Aunt Sally, no poor, Aunt Sally, but she had it coming. She called me names once so: yeah, no Karma well, safe to say you, you don't have crack in your head. So moving on sweetheart, let's go to that haircut now: okay, just making sure there's nothing in here, one last go: go sit down in the seats girl. I I'll give you look. I have your Kool-Aid right here, I'll dye, your hair! Next, okay, do you have my hot Cheetos, I'm not signing yeah. If you don't have my hot Cheetos five bags for a bob cut, that's a discount already anyways, I'm gon na start giving you the haircut yeah. She wants me to give her a bob cut, but she wanted to give me two bags of Hot Cheetos. How does that work in here? No, I cut your hair into a cute style. You paid me in as many bags as of Hot Cheetos. As I tell you my business, my rules, okay, so anyways haircut looks sweetie. It is that bad and bad and what it's worth? Okay, I mean. Look, let's talk about it, okay! Well, I cut your hair Okay. So what you could like, for example, I give haircuts and do makeup and chill they respect me for that. Why? Because, because of good, I'm kind of valuable around here um, if you carry over there, the blondes she's like super good to cooking and in prison like hello, we want to eat, you know, so it's like Carrie's like Mama around here. You know so it's like. Sometimes we have taco Tuesdays and you know when when we behave and we get taco Tuesdays but you'd be lucky if it was you'd, be lucky yeah, because who knows what's in that taco because it ain't beef, yeah, whoops, snipped off a little too much there sweetheart. It'S all right me and Jillian. I want a prom, you know for gifts. Okay, I find what you're good at so, like I said, carry Carrie is super good at cooking and then Mariah over there she's super good at singing. I know it's a little ironic that her name is Mariah and she sings, but she's she's super good at singing, okay and just to let you know she entertains us right and we have the geology on this show. Yes, we do. We have that once a month. So you know, if you know, you're super talented or you have a hidden talent. You know go ahead and show us. You know, you know Casey juggles too. You know Jordan, dances Mariah's the best singer in here. She hits those high notes, just like Mariah Carey. So you know um, what's your hobbies, you know you need respects around here you got to be able to, like you know, provide some type of value. I'M sorry, you know friendship, something I mean Miss Marilyn over there she's like the chill therapist you know yeah. She is and no one messes with her because everybody and he has got some type of issue going on cut off a little more field down here. Okay, now I will tell you I charge X, you know right now in jail, I'm just giving you the standard cut just the standard, but if you want like a really cute layered style or something you're gon na have to pay more and obviously we don't have Paypal in here, okay, we don't have cash out venmo, so um, you know what to pay in. Don'T you commissary items, they're items that we pay for with our money. You know um. They range from everything from Top Ramen noodles to Kool-Aid. I use the Kool-Aid to dye the girls hairs um, it's a hot Cheetos to Little Debbie, snack, cakes and some my favorites are the hot Cheetos. So if you want a cute cut right now, I really have an appetite for Hot Cheetos, um or Cerritos. You know Doritos is okay, I mean I'm not a big Dorito girl, but you know I have a taste with a cool ranch, one right now, so you know if you can come up with some common Savvy items. I'Ll give you a super dupa Cute Cut. Okay and when I say cute, I mean you're going to have all the prison boys coming to the yard. For you all prison girls, we definitely don't discriminate. Yeah, I mean back home. I had a girlfriend so yeah before my boyfriend's um sweetest thing ever. She still writes me actually at least she's more loyal than my man's. I really should get rid of him, but he gives me money for the comments of every item. So you know got to keep him around for something. Okay, but anyways give you a little bit more of a cut here, got ta get going because everything is times a little bit more of a cut like I said, if you want layers and like if you want to be super, pretty because you're already pretty sweetheart, But if you want to be bro party, um, 5bx 5bx, either Hot Cheetos or three bags, Hot Cheetos and two Doritos Cool Ranch. Now that will get you just like this super. You know top Tia like boys and girls to the odd haircut. You know what I mean, so you know save up your comments. Fairy don't eat them all up. If you want to hear a haircut that you know, that's real cute um people like to pay me, I'm like the commissary hole around here when it's visitation day, because they want the cut to be real cute. They want color, they want. You know all kinds of stuff cute style, so you know it's like tax return time for me around visitation day, because I get like snacks everyone's comments, every items, they call me the comments yeah. They call me in the comments that we all whatever I'll take it. I like to eat snacks, you know you look good and I get my snacks. It'S a trade walk. You know so, but yeah your hair is cut. I took off some length, um eat up, no narcotics or anything in your scalp. So that's good. I'M gon na Chuck your scalp one more time because you never can trust these. I'M not gon na call. You out your name. You can't trust these girls anyhow. You know I got ta check one more time. I want to lose my job over you, okay. What am I chewing? It ain't, Wrigley baby, there's no gum allowed in jail this right. Here you don't want to know. Okay, I mean look we're in prisons, so you're gon na learn quickly books come here. Let me tell you something: let me tell you something, but you want to get if I'm gon na know, especially if you're in here for a while you're gon na need to learn how to get yourself through it. You know if it mimics food, you just eat it, you just consume it. You know you just don't make life harder than it needs to be. Now I will tell you this: there's a lot of fun stuff going on now. Look, I'm not trying to say prison is fun. It'S not it's the worst experience of your life. Obviously oh yeah. We know how to get down sometimes so you know when I see you next time I'll tell you about some of the stuff we do. When you have a fun, I will yeah, you seem cool enough. You know, I don't know that. I can trust you yet but um. You know there's some things we do around here and I you know your new meat. So you know it's something new to look at you know so, what's on here, no weed or nothing and yet um there's. You know the haircut's all done. You look all cute and stuff, you know, but if you want to look cuter, remember my glorious Ranch, the hot Fry's, a good zoo. You know so I'll see you later sweetheart. Okay, I'm done office. The Billy I'm done with her