The Race For Another Case Starts Now. 100K Subs = Case Race Part 2 || The Yak 4-20-22

Is yo wow i was thinking. Am i too loud? I was thinking why'd. You just take your belt off. I thought we're getting comfortable. Let'S take our belts off we're wearing sweatpants. It was pressing into my guts. Wait. How were you wearing a belt with sweatpants yeah, yeah yeah yeah? These aren't sweatpants bro, oh they they haven't been doing this. You ever do this move. Oh yeah, the grade's cool. Oh, wait! No slap in this belt, but then can't you like put your hand in it and it doesn't hurt. No, it doesn't hurt yeah yeah, it doesn't hurt yeah, you weren't sure it just makes a nice ass god yeah all right belts off uh we're in chicago. It is we're taping this on tuesday, it's airing on wednesday. I was thinking we could just do a memento episode and just prepare for our dog walk draft right now, oh yeah, that's pretty good! Just confuse it! No we're not gon na do that. That would be confusing as [ __ ]. It would be, and uh people would just be like yeah. I was funny for the first 30 seconds. Yeah um was being a [ __ ]. Did everyone get their scripts for tonight's trivia, competition, yeah congrats on winning, appreciate it? I appreciate it. It was uh the way jeff wrote this one where we had that comeback in the first round. I it chef's kiss. I just didn't see you guys losing in the first match. Yeah. It'S only six points i mean people you think would like assume. It was scripted after that, but i want nothing more than for this to actually happen. I know that would be [ __, ] sick. I think jeff would spontaneously combust if we just put the hand back there. Yeah yeah he'd, never know he'll, never even know. I. I love the um trivia commenters because they like, if you go on the youtube, uh live. If you re-watch it, there will be people who are like saw it leaked. Here'S the final score, and i saw that for a game that i participated in and i was like wait. What is that is that true, there's something about like it's like when it's the same feeling of when you do a periscope during a live game and someone will comment like home, run and you're like oh [, __, ], yeah and they're, just [ __ ] with You yeah yeah, it's like poopy, stinks, yeah, poopy, snakes, [, __, ], poopies dana's, here by the way i wan na have dana on for a few minutes, because we have not recapped with dana off of the case race. No, you haven't the man who declared to the world uh, i'm gon, i'm it's not like. I'M just gon na sit there and not talk and sure enough one of the worst predictions of all time, yeah that was old, take exposure, but that that's what i do when i'm like that drunk when i'm in a happy medium of like 12 to 14, i'm The most [ __ ] talkative guy in the world right, but i don't know i was just letting you guys shine. Well, you didn't allow yourself to live in that realm either you were in that. I was 14 range, quick yeah i was. I was focused on the task at hand, so i got it got a little away from me before i knew it. I literally couldn't speak words like i was calling him cal yeah you were, but you were in times flies cow. It was fun. I had a great time: do we want to pull up a picture of dana's face paint and play? Is it racist yeah? There are a lot of people who are saying that he looked like a fat asian woman. Well, i told her. That'S because he's fat, i told her to make me the i like turtles kid, and then i saw what she was doing. I said: can you make it emo as well, and apparently it turned into memoir's navigation, so it was 100, your fault, because, yes, honestly emo turtle is just racist yeah. I i think you need to now have this every time, because we're going to do it again. We actually declared, i saw that tweet and that, because you know i'm going to do the same thing every time, yeah yeah that's going to be the funny part 20 beers and that i can't sustain that right life. No, there will be a day. I think you just keep doing it until the day that you win and then it's like your life is over yeah. You'Ve been saying, you've been saying the sustain thing for three years: you're gon na die, yeah you're, not you're, not gon na sustain you're gon na die soon yeah you have been. You have been saying that for a long time now, where it's like, i can't keep drinking like no, no, but i don't think i don't sit down and drink 20 beers in two hours. Every time i drink like more like three yeah three hours, yeah, four or five, you can't sustain this yeah we're gon na. That was those that was on my face for about three days. Yeah. Let'S get it out same i'll, say that's hot yeah! You look good with the mascara. I would take a [ __ ] from you. Yes, are you sad? They didn't bring the king of blow jobs back on to uh barcelona versus america. He'S in it. Oh, you are yeah. Who are you? Okay? Who are you gon na get blown by probably joey joey's gon na suck? You joey hits on me quite often yeah, so he's he hits on a lot of dudes in the office very openly how he? How long does he doesn't hit on me? What the [ __ ] yeah, he does yeah when he was sucking me off the other day. He wasn't saying anything nice about it. No, he wasn't yeah um. How long do you think it takes on an rv for, like the mermaid effect to kick in? You know when, like sailors thought, manatees were mermaids. How long until dan is like yeah i'll, let i'll let joey suck. Today it's you're really asking how long? How long does it take to have that happen in the navy? Yes, yeah? Yes, you're! Absolutely right! That'S not! That there's not that's, not an effect yeah. It is the sailors just wanted to. What did they do? It was the mermaid effect they were, they saw manatees and they were like that's a mermaid, that's a woman. They were like pounding off the man yeah. I want to [ __ ] that i want to [ __ ] it my mind's telling me. No. Is there proof of this? That'S like a. I thought it was a pretty known thing, like magellan era or like uh, later more vasco de gamas, which is why you can't blame the dolphins for being so attractive. I wouldn't know [ __ ], sorry go ahead, but i didn't say it with a lot of confidence. No, but that's like the only other explorer that there was that i don't know outside of like amerigo vespucci. Oh that's another good one. Can you look up vasco de gamas? I think that's wrong. Dagama! Oh [, __ ], you steven yeah, that was pretty impressive. This will probably be a question on the dozen tonight we already know it i would love was, would be so great to do like a time. Travel show where we actually have all the answers, and we just put like little drops of like knowledge about every tribute. Some easter eggs, yeah tis, the [ __ ] season, like we just did a yak we're just randomly talking about like 2005 ale, first baseman, just [ __ ] peppered them throughout. Also, i feel like this was bait for me that somebody left their laundry card and a pair of scissors right here yeah. I got ta cut this right, but what, if someone needs this laundry card 100? Do need it yeah, but it's not for a realty company, though cut it up. No, that's just what they put scissors out in front of you, but i caught it. We'Ll figure it out later it's bait, but this isn't my office and i didn't even really get to say hi to everybody, except for like uh, who would be the worst danny, and i guess i guess white talks, dave yeah yeah, but that'll be the best. Actually, i'm almost gon na guarantee that is not white, sox dave's card because he owns his place now who so who sits here? I that i actually might be the chiefs? No, i don't think it's chiefs either, because i think he bought a place too. I think if i had to take a guess, it's tom lee's, oh oh cut it up, cut it yeah. I love tommy. Wait now go ask if uh like hold your hand over the cut naps like? Is this anybody's laundry card yeah? Do you like that? We got ta get people in here all right, so dana, let's finish up talking about the case race, then go find, go find tom lane bring him in here. What what else like? How long were you hung over, for? I was i'm not kidding. What'S today, tuesday? It'S wednesday i'm like, and i also had i don't know. I had a few drinks on saturday to try and come back yeah. It didn't work, that's what you have to do, but that was a great experience and i hope i'm invited back. You are oh, of course, you're just you're mainstay. I think, like you're in the original funnier, that i didn't say a single one, yeah. No, i think you're, i think you're just the pace car now. I also like don't want to go you guys. Do your thing. You know i don't want to. I don't want to interrupt because it actually would you end up with 19. 20. 20.. So like yeah, like people who were below you were bad and people above you like did a good job. So you are the pace. Car yeah good team. What what we make a good team together, oh yeah, because he drinks three and you drink 21. yeah i drink. Three, probably that'd be a good team. I need redemption, so we need those subs because i 100 000., every 100 000. We will do a case race, we're also going to start doing incentives uh for different special episodes, but that one will just be across it like. If, if we get a million subs in the next year and a half, we will do 10 case races. Yes, that's that's! That is the guarantee to the people back to back back-to-back uh days. I love that. I love that too dude i mean if the people 500 000 will do back-to-back days, yeah yeah, what about case strategy? 500 000., we're at some. So no we could hot dog case. Race would be awesome: oh yeah, no, a hair of the dog, so the second one i was going to say we should do at 500 000. We should do a keg race, jeez and just make it like a 24-hour show. I mean that's kind of peaceful, studio's gon na look like jonestown after that everybody's on the same team, though that would be incredible what about like mini case, races or like, where you just like, surprise everybody and bring in a 12-pack or something like that, and it's Like a little sprint, it's not a marathon yeah. I don't hate that pound twelve beers, real quick, yeah, yeah pounding six beers over tom yeah yeah grab total high interval. Dana you did great, though you did. You did exactly what we were hoping for. You were the vibe guys, you got us going and then your vibes were immaculate because you just didn't say anything yeah, one more thing to dana when you hit him yeah, i don't even want to say i hit him so hard and i i did this thing In front of his eyes to follow them, his eyes were just in the back of his head. Yeah you're good. I hit you so hard dude, i'm sorry! That'S all right! I'Ll! Get you back right! Maybe you know what circumcision back yeah and stop wheel is actually gone. Yeah. You never can get him back unless you actually assault him yeah, which i'm actually fine. The setup slap was great too. It loosened him up, yeah, that's more of it. Yeah! That'S like the live league footage of like the punch that kills somebody of the houdini. This is the houdini of our store. I make them so heavy that you can't there's no eye to see all right. I love you guys yeah. I love you too um right. All right, we'll see whose card this is: have you guys looked at any of the suggestions uh for the new slap wheel, uh? Oh yes, i have a few. I have a few that i saw that were very funny. You want to. Did you get it? I thought i liked extend the show an hour sliver. Okay, i like that uh, let's see what were they this one made me laugh it's utterly ridiculous, but uh someone commented bucket of legos wheel. Loser has to dump a bucket of legos on the ground, walk over them barefoot for one minute back and forth, then pick up all the legos and put them back in the bucket. Everyone can sing clean up time when they do it. That'S good uh tom is this: your. Is this your laundry card, no who's, this whose laundry card is it i don't know, i don't know we got a oh. This is another poop trick. Wait we got, i want to find out whose it is and when you give it back, they take it and they just take half, and then you blame them. Dude. You broke good god who is there who's? This is that, can you find it get to the bottom of this stuff find out whose it was we cut it we cut it now, don't let them know got cut, then it got broke. We got to change, how he's going to print? It'S not we cut it, it got cut, it's very like no one knows yeah it just had. I thought it was yours because it's water tower realty, so i thought it was a river north type of building right right. So i did the deductive map. Oh, you moved so who lives in river north okay, what's boys, town, boys town, let me say that wait. What the [ __ ] is boys. Town boys town is a couple blocks that way and uh it's exactly as you'd expect just boys being boys hell, yeah yeah. We would love it in boys, town we got to get there yeah, that's dope. I, like this whole area that even just the drive up yeah right next to a philly cheesesteak spot. It'S like philly's finest or something like that. Look at that whose laundry card is it. This is going to be awkward. Is he snitching? It might not be anyone. I think he got that. I don't think he understood the assignment. Do they have a guest on the show, maybe cut a guest's laundry card, [ __ ]? Well, they shouldn't have left this [ __ ] in front of me with the scissors. You know you're. Just so powerful yeah you can't do that. These scissors are strong as [ __ ]. I remember one time i was having a sleepover at my friends and i woke up the next morning before everybody and sat at the table, and just it was like out of habit. There were scissors and a pile of mail and i just cut up their mail. Yeah i had that happened once yeah with a friend who uh got like a new uh picnic bench in his backyard, and there was a hammer there and i just started hammering smashed it with the back end of the hammer, yeah and just ruined, and his mom Was like what are you doing? I was like i don't. I don't know, i'm like nine, the most the most mad i've ever seen. My mom. I had my buddy casey hancock over and my my dead grandpa. He was alive when he made it and made this table for us and there was a bottle cap and a thing of glue. So we glued the bottle cap to the table and it just ruined like there's just a big hole in the table yeah. But it's just it's we're men yeah! You know it's a [, __ ] move. When people will glue a quarter to a table, yeah and you say ah a quarter and you try to [ __ ] pick it up and you can't get it up. Yeah! That'S [ __ ] genius. They should do that. You should start doing that, go from the highest high to the lowest low yeah. Does anybody have a quarter i saw glue? Do you want to glue a quarter? Do you think that would be dave will fall forward? Every single day, yeah, if you did that enough, do you think like they would you would eventually get it written up like in the news like if you just walked. If you went around to restaurants, yeah and started gluing quarters to everything, yeah they'd be pissed, i think i don't. I think that it would be like people would be mad at you calling card. I don't know it adds some charm. You know how, like some people put like a fake fly in a urinal yeah, it just adds charm to it. Yeah isn't that true? Isn'T that for aim? Isn'T that so you don't backsplash on yourself yeah or is it for aesthetic yeah? I think it's for aim. I wonder how they, i wonder, what genius engineer found that? Do you think that people are just like in a lab pissing all over themselves until they find the exact spot where it's dulled? It'S a bunch of pissy scientists. You still haven't cracked the code kb. What'S up go ahead? No, no, you go go, go, go, go, go, go! That was actually a perfect representation of. I had a great experience with kb. We were on the same flight yesterday, so i had uh not not to start not to start. He was on my flight yeah. I missed my flight. You missed this fight. Well, two things i got very much in time by uber. Driver dropped me off at the wrong terminal in order to shuttle from terminal a to d. It was 50 minutes. Oh my gosh. 50 minutes and then they like, took like a 20-minute break to change drivers and, like the guy was so slow about getting on. He like took his power rate out, took a very slow sip and i would i was i would be like i was spasming. Oh, my god, can you tj, can you can you put that picture up that i said, did you try? Did you try to lie to me about missing the flight? I just didn't tell you, i missed it. Well, they were i hate, because i you you knew what you were doing. No, i said kyle do you want me to like? I was going to like say something i was like. Can we have two more minutes, but she was saying kyle bauer there's an empty seat for kyle bowers like kyle. Were you on this flight you're like nah? Never then yeah. Then you were like. Are you sure, because they're calling your name, i was like yeah yeah. I'M sure i'm not on the flight, so you know i missed. I wasn't asking if you were on it. I was asking if this was your flight or you got, it moved no okay, so he got it moved and he texted and was like anyone on this. Not 8 30 flight and i was like yeah i am. I thought i was the only one so then he was like i'm at the bar called flatiron flatiron. I went to meet up with literally going to get [ __ ] at the bar. Do you have the picture tj, i'm not even kidding it's unbelievable. I turned the corner and i was like oh i'm gon na just go. You know like there was a game on like kyle. Our flight was delayed. I was like: oh, let's go sit, we'll have a couple beers, we'll watch uh, you know the sixers kill the raptors. Oh yes thank you and i've turned the corner, and this is what i see it's just [ __ ] kyle. Picking up like a middle-aged woman. She was, she was laughing so hard her. She she barely spoke. English costa rican sons in college was lit, was gon na [ __ ], her dude, but so you're you're. If i don't, if i didn't develop rapport with the gentleman to my left, i would have because i felt him judging, but i'm you're a hot guy, but there's hot guy there's plenty of hot guys. This happens to you every time you step out, i'm approachable yeah! You are, it was like shot like. I would understand you having a conversation with someone at the bar, but the 90 seconds that i watched from afar. She was laughing smarter than any person. I'Ve ever seen laugh she was dying and if her face wasn't obscured like her face, is full of glee, yeah she's, so happy in this picture. Just she couldn't body language, leaning in kyle's got his [ __ ] legs all wide. He does have his legs wide open, he's man spreading it. I can't tell with the pants. Is she outside of the fire inside of the thigh of your thigh she's, straddling she's straddled yeah? I think so she's on top of his thigh? What happened? How did this happen? I was just sitting down and she just started talking to me. She was just she was she's sitting next to her. Did she just walk up she because she's standing there sitting next to me? She she like was showing me pictures on her phone and then made me grab the phone, oh because she was she wanted you to scroll over. She wanted to not swipe and see. Yeah phone is a pseudonym for [ __ ] you're swiping, the [ __ ]. No, i don't want to throw her under the bus. You just said you were going to get [ __, ] yeah you just it wasn't. It wasn't also lent is over, so your mom listens to the show again - yeah, oh no, i wasn't gon na. I wasn't gon na, so i i brought up the airport airport because i had um the nice experience of traveling with kyle. Just the two of us, and just being always on the cusp of an awkward conversation that never really feels fulfilled so, like all of our solo conversations are yeah, i don't know, i just feel like yeah. I don't know what to do, because it's like they're, like almost but i've been alone with, like i was along with nick this morning. I'Ve been alone with rowan many times. Like the conversations. I can only talk to you in like a podcast groups. Yeah right like we were in the uber together it was, i don't know it was. You were telling me about wrigleyville and i was like yeah. I didn't know why i mentioned. If the bull should i bring up the bulls and the players yeah, you did and you did you go. Oh, what about the bulls, and i was like well yeah. That was like wednesday. He literally said that he goes what about the balls. I was trying to relate to you, so why are you putting so much pressure on yourself about what to bring up? You literally can bring up anything. You literally can just talk about anything when you're just sitting there. Anything that comes to your mind is okay. To talk about, i don't know you're judgmental of yourself. It was hard. It was hard. We were both in the same spot. Ah i think i can have conversations with people solo. It was also like post flight yeah. After, like that, you felt frustration. You were off. I was not off of being, who are you not now i tried to talk to yeah like even even the post flight i was like. Would you did you watch a movie he's like no, i fell asleep and he's like. Did you watch the movie? I was like yeah uncut gems he's like oh, never seen it all right. Well, there's there's a conversation i was like. I said, that's a that's a a weird movie choice for uh, a flight yeah and it's also probably probably hits close to home. No, it was the second time i watched it and it was unsettling like watching it being like. Oh my god, this is anxiety, yeah of a gambler. Well, i have a question about when uh, when you get to town with somebody who's not from that town, how much should you show them landmarks and how much is that just annoying as [ __ ], they don't point out literally never or is it like? I want to live there casually just list off like four different things and see how they react to one of them like we walked. I walked with steve and nick and logan from the uh hotel to the office and it's through wrigleyville and i just pointed out a couple bars. I pointed out the apartment i used to live at, and that was it. It was, as we were, passing yeah. It was like hey, i used to live here, and i like to do that too. But then i worry, like do people give a [ __ ]. Am i just like indulging myself of being like i, i went to this pretzel stand. People have host kings, huh people love to host and it's for themselves. I think a specific apart like saying: that's, not your guys conversation, so i think bitcoin was trying to inspire me yeah. I lived here. It'S like going to elvis's. First, oh yeah, you can see no the apartment. That would be interesting, it's literally the apartment i lived in, so i think that's interesting right. Yes, i thought too, because we're friends and it's cool to see yeah like i said i walked you past the house. I used to live at yeah. This is the yes and wrigleyville i explained to them like the d like it is very different, even just in the last four years, so i was like yeah. You should be a bunch of like raggedy dives, now he's repeating back the conversation. So we did. We had a fulfilling conversation. I don't know yeah. We did but you're saying that if someone's like that's the natural history, museum, you're gon na be like all right, i don't give up never mind, then, if you're, just narrating or labeling, what something is. Oh yeah, that's not yeah! It'S only specific things! Yeah! It'S not! I'M talking about like forcing them to like go to a landmark. Oh no! No! No! No, not like going out of your way, but every time i'm walking in fidei with somebody and i'm at that starbucks with the big calendar clock. I'M like it's big, remember that scene in the big calendar yeah and then the people people. I think, appreciate that, because everybody loves big daddy yeah, that's true, that's a fact, but i just you know we'll work on it. Kyle, maybe we'll take a flight back together because we've been doing a show together for, like i don't know five years now, but i realized we never had. We never found out we've. Never. That was like our second conversation: solo solo yeah. I just don't know if you're a solo guy or you you're, a solo guy, not a uh like couple guy. I'Ve duo with kyle and we've had good good talks, yeah uh-huh, but you're a solo solo. You like to be by yourself. I do yeah you'd always pick that no not always like when i don't know if i'm like, if i'm like, under the influence, i would like want to be with somebody and everything. Every time you solo a chick, just approaches, yeah that you need us to keep yeah. I was even flaring my bottom lip to show her like hey. I have this bump the fact that she was stupid by the way it's so bad. I feel like. I might be getting it it's gotten worse. It'S really funny that you're showing it i got it. I was making sure she saw it like. I don't want to like odd, like no that's, that's pretend that's like a gentleman move. Yeah like here's. My body should have just been like: i have aids, yeah yeah. I don't think it would have. She was in his loins. Oh, she wanted it so bad airport. If she was on our flight, it would have been on mile high type [ __ ]. If she was was she flying here? Where was she going? She was going to um? I don't know i didn't. I didn't ask about her. You guys were telling. Were you guys uh? Did you guys go no mask on the plane? I took it right off as soon as they made the announcement yeah my flight. It was mid-flight, we were in the air and they were like breaking news and i'm afraid of flying. So i'm like scared as [ __ ], and they were like it was the captain they were like. According to us law, you don't have to wear masks on flights. Everybody went crazy, really took up his mask yeah just started coughing. It was like that scene where, like the the uh, the seaman, gets back and kisses his girl after the war yeah why'd. You say it like that. I don't know what you're talking about but sailor would. But then the applause like goes down the pilot. All cool over the uh intercom goes welcome back to freedom, yeah, the people, the people who are cheering like they won. The super bowl are weirdos and then the people who are like oh can't, wait for covet to come back. Yeah they're also weirdos, like people who those same people all have a ukraine flag in there. But then the people like who are actually they're they're, cheering like we just they want to know, what's killed what is going like my, i think i had a very normal experience. I got on the plane and i had heard it. Then he made the announcement and i realized the flight attendant, wasn't wearing it and i took it off yeah. That was it no cheering note like i was like all right cool i wore mine, but i just kept it under my cheeks, so my mouth was out. Just in case the law came back yeah in case you always want to be right at the ready, so you can pull it over. The woman behind me was like well, it's just as easy to keep on. I was like come on, live a little join us. Have you seen all the maskless selfies on planes on twitter? Now, oh yeah, that's what i'm saying these people are [ __, ], crazy, yeah like it wasn't that big of an obedient dub for them yeah life is back. What airline did you guys fly delta delta? American they're still enforcing it, whoa prison like pretty pretty firmly like they made multiple announcements that were like you still have to no matter. What like this, is our policy now. What yeah? I think that is how nazis is dude. Can you rip me some of that? Jimmy john's bread through those those brought it in for really you brought this in. Thank you guys. There'S a raisin canes up the street yeah we should go. I definitely need some raisin cane, but i just want a little i'm hungry. I love jimmy john's, sweet, sweet, bread, you didn't, have you didn't read any of the kevin white. I didn't have any of the kevin white, the the the uh bagel place right down the street we got in and we went to grab a bagel and i looked to my left and there was a kevin white specific sandwich who kevin white hasn't been on. The bears in five years and you're forgetting a detail. You have already bought the bagels yeah. I already bought two bagels for me and nick and then i was like. I want this and then the guy we got in like a uh, not a conversation, but like a conversation about our is he mocking me? Am i mocking him he's like? Are you making fun of my sandwich, and i was like? Are you making fun of my love for kevin white yeah? Did he know that you love kevin? No, he was like it was like a. We had a little mini standoff and then finally, we came to a truce where i was like you better. Not take this down he's like buddy, if it's not down now, you know it's never coming down yeah forever. It was a weird thing. I don't know if it's a chicago thing but like you guys hated but loved each other, all at once. Yeah it was very. It was a very funny like a quick interaction based on kevin white who's been completely irrelevant, but the white lightning i mean he was he's - got a nice tooth gap. I really felt bad about kevin white because he once uh, i i put out a highlight tape of him and it was just like one catch he made in pre-season over and over from different angles, and he quoted he was like my guy thanks for always having My back and i was like oh [, __ ]. This is bad. You do it doesn't matter if he doesn't know it's not me now yeah who kaiser that's his brother yeah. What i was about to say, i don't have a connection. You guys have the one you have connection now. I know you have a big connection. She made a catch this year right for the saints he made a catch. Yes, wow good. Yes fact: there we go back. Yeah number, seven pick overall, all right! That was a that was a dozen question che. It was that's that was a dozen question yesterday chase. He is cocky as [ __ ] today, why? I don't know he's like rest, i feel great yeah he's got the hair he's judged up he's very long. Do you have a camera over there tall get in closer to the yeah? Let'S get get closer, tj he's looking. He like has his pep in his step. This is this. Is steven che i'll call my shot. This is steven che being insanely, confident about a question. He'S not even close to getting right and then us begrudgingly taking that answer and getting it wrong and losing and then being like. Oh, i thought i had it. Don'T put us in that spot. You have to be. You have to be humble. We have. We have to we yeah. Is he still your final answer to these guys? Okay, i've been doing good with that, but he's never beaten. These guys yeah we have, we haven't, played chicago, yet we've beaten them. Have we not? We never have we've not been chicago's people. You'Ve never beaten us. We'Ve only lost and ziti the two teams that we were in this tournament: yeah dude, oh yeah. Well, in the script, you lose it in the first round: yeah again yeah the largest team yeah, so three losses, oh frank's, doing some putting over here he's puttering around too yeah yeah yeah. Let'S see how frank does so there's a lot of people from from new york out here i think we outnumber the chicago people wow and i didn't know it was like right out in the open that you can see right into the office. I, like that yeah they're, not no mob or they're, not popping like that, maybe later be popping, maybe later on there'll, be a mob. I always thought they were popping like that, because that's how they convey themselves. Yeah yeah, you thought it'd be like trl yeah. The streets would just be lined yeah i mean if you're popping like it'd, be cool for it like you can just go up and look at it. We have. We have two feet of frank's putt yeah. He only hit it two feet: oh that looked uh. Who knows that looked good. Oh, he pulled his thumbs up. We don't know, though, he's a known liar and cheat she's a liar. What, if frank cheated in the live, show i i hate my god. I don't even know i wouldn't put it past him. Freaking cheating, liar who's, that nick nurse um, that's my boy uh. He is a sales guy uh. I went to kent state andrew meeks. He does look like nick nurse, though i was just giving him a hard time. Of course i know mixi mixy, oh frank with the bank this this uh. It is appealing to see this the office in a new neighborhood, especially i mean i don't know anything about this neighborhood where we're at right now, but we're in wrigleyville. This is wrigley yeah i mean we're right on the edge. Belmont is the edge kind of got you so, but it's starkly different from our neighborhood in new york. Very, very everything here is nicer: yeah. What'S it uh comparable to a neighborhood that would you can contextualize for my dumbass in new york or anywhere else in the world? I don't know first time here you don't know kb, all the map studying you've been doing. You can't [ __ ] find it. So if you walk south here, it's it's lincoln park. If you walk north, it's wrigleyville's is lake view. It'S kind of actually not too so dissimilar to uh. That old town area in philly is that where we were staying, yeah yeah, it's nice yeah i mean you. Could live like, like i said i lived, i used to live a block away from here very nice place. Can you compare this to a wheeling west, virginia neighborhood for me? Okay, so that's gon na be the walmart yeah, not no, not that one. Oh yeah think the other one i probably would stay out of the biscuit store right now right, maybe even so, you know yeah, there's like a little there's an empty like field behind it. There'S a cigarette wholesale shop, zombies or chairs empty field right before the cabela's distribution, correct. It'S that empty field. Okay, oh nice, very nice! I like how there's like old, ass houses like old, like they look like they were built in the late 1800s houses. No here just yeah wheeling is like has very historic and nice victorian homes. Do they have new houses? Is there anything new in wheeling no uh they're, building up new apartments? How funny would it be if they just did like a skyscraper and wheel that'll be awesome? I'Ve always always loved uh, the one in riyadh, saudi arabia. This clock tower is giant. Oh, i saw two people dangling their feet off of it yesterday. Oh, it looks so out of place. It'S so big, but i've always wanted a skyscraper in like a rural yeah. Just in the middle of nowhere like a state-of-the-art glass-sided, skyscraper yeah or like in jupiter florida, how there's the uh hard rock cafe, guitar, something like that that they couldn't even fully build out, because uh planes would run into the top of the guitar. The frets of the guitar yep like if they just built one of those up in the middle of west virginia. What is this abijah al-zaat dude and there's a picture that came up of dudes dancing, so you can't tell if it doesn't look as big as it is, but no, when you see the dudes dangling their feet off of it they're, i think it's top three. In the world height bro, i saw the oldest clock in the world. I want to say in france, um yeah. What is that called? What'S that clock called analog? No did no analog analog. Do you search the oldest clock in france? One thing about clocks as as easy as it is to lose interest in them. It'S even easier to get sucked back into like really yeah. This is being passionate about it, yeah concierge! No, that's not it [ __, ], [, __, ], oldest public clock in paris. So there's another really old clock: you've seen no stop paris. What'S the oldest clock you've seen this this one, i want to find it yeah. Maybe it's that one clock tower astronomical clock tower. There'S also the only other clock history i have is there's also the biggest four-sided clock in milwaukee. Oh whoa, did you know that yeah? Oh, the clock tower is wait. Click on gross whole log that bad boy, the second one. Second one. Second, second picture yeah that one yeah - that's it you saw that that's that's it. What dude i saw that [ __ ], that's cool that [ __ ] is cool people really get a better picture. Come on! Look at this [ __ ] people used to really have to rely on clocks, especially the town clock like they would. It was like it's important that it'd be loud as [ __, ] yeah, and then you had to find a disfigured man to ring the bell. Dude, that's it that's the clock. I saw lego. What is it? I'M surprised we don't have a clock at barstool at dave, ohio or just some twisted twisted boy. Yeah physically mantis was a clock. What what what's the claim to fame for this clock? Because now i got ta get my clock like i can't be going around oldest in france: oh okay, one of the oldest, that's the mechanism in it and his facade was added in 1529.. I look up the milwaukee, i think that's the the largest i need. I need at least one good clock factor i can drop on people like. Have you ever seen this clock did that law ever get past the daylight savings time is going to be like abolished. Isn'T that like actually going to the house of representatives - or i think so or whatever that's something i cheer for like? I won the super bowl. Oh four-sided clock time zones are. I was on the plane today i was like there. It is oh [, __, ], yeah, sorry, it's the second largest where's liars, goddammit where's, the first i've never seen a cool clock. You'Ve never seen it. I'Ve seen one of the oldest clocks in france in the second largest fourth side. You'Ve, never seen the neon g-shock [ __ ] are you? Were you saying time zones? Oh they're, not just like straight up and down like they like curve to the left and right like based on the countries that they're in so like one time zone like yes on the whatever [ __ ] date line could be a different, could be in a Different spot, like it could be light out, one place dark out another place. I i like map [ __ ]. Like that blows my mind, i saw someone tweet yesterday that it's it's shorter distance from new york city to savannah georgia than from the tip of the florida keys to the other end of the panhandle in florence. Yes and then so, if you drive all of florida, it's sure it's longer distance than flying from new york city to savannah. That'S insane! There'S always like those diagonal temperatures. Yeah tennessee is closer to canada than memphis tennessee yeah jesus. If you drive from detroit detroit to washington dc is less time than detroit to the tip of the u.p yeah that is [ __ ]. No one knows where detroit is detroit is, is very much like it's so close to it's like three hours from buffalo yeah. I think grand rapids is gon na experience like an austin type wave, really really pull your shots. No, i don't damn! No, because the austin type wave went to asheville astrology. I got a buddy, listen to that country or austin yeah asheville's got a break. Now. I don't know or denver, maybe it's closer to death denver already had it never had it. I'M sorry i didn't know what asheville is asheville is where everyone goes people yeah. They live in, like the the mountains and uh a lot of breweries. I think that's the key right. If you it's like almost it's like um field of dreams. If you build a bunch of breweries, they'll come they'll come, i think, didn't asheville like even get populated, because one of the vanderbilts had like uh some kind of upper respiratory disease, and they thought that the mountain air would clear would like clean out their uh. Their respiratory tract, and so they just built like the big, the vanderbilt mansion there and then all the people just kind of populated it around them. I like that. That'S probably it's probably completely made. No that's pop. I mean that's like hot springs. Uh arkansas, which, like i'm pretty sure the people, went there because they thought the springs off the mountain cured syphilis, oh yeah, but it's really worse, yeah yeah. It made it way worse, beautiful yeah. I love it. I love it here in arkansas yeah. They just got folliculitis from it. I am interested, though, in uh, like cities like savannah, that are like tropical-esque destination, like high-end luxury cities within the united states, that you don't really know or think about. Have you gone to savannah? Never have it's awesome and i hear it's awesome yeah, it's like charleston savannah, but they have big ass trees, though that that straightaway, with like the um forest gump trees, that's oh yeah yeah is that the freak yeah we did the drink paint video there part of It oh wow, oh really, yeah buddha ben joint. He tried out buddha ben. We were still like we're just under those trees forever. While he's like do another, take yeah he coaches hard, but he gets good results. I mean all his videos are the best, but during them it's like. I want to kill you yeah, but that's the process, though that's just how you make a great dish, that's true at the end of a project, if you don't want to murder your director shouting out corey rutledge uh. Yes, then, it's not gon na be a good video. Yes, do you want to murder cory rodriguez at the end of videos yeah, but i think he wants to murder me back. Wait is today 4 20.. Oh dude, i'm [, __ ], spaced bro, no way no [ __ ] bro. What tj play aqueous transmission by incubus? What the [ __ ] dude i'll, see. If there's a karaoke version, can i tell you guys a secret that kyle's not gon na? Want me to say, because then we're gon na have to use it. No, i i'm excited about this he's staying in room 420. I am what the [ __ ] bro. We got it. We got a hot one. We got ta smoke it out tomorrow and then put it at the end of this show. No, we got ta. Do it today, yeah? No, please, let's smoke it out, i don't smoke, but i'll do some gum. How are we going to do it? What time is everyone's flight mine's at 1 30. tomorrow yeah midnight midnight when, when the clock strikes 4 20. yeah we'll just be in there at midnight tonight and we'll tape? It yeah real, quick okay, i mean i'm down, but then we got to put it in the end of this show yeah dude, i'm getting confused by the time. I thought today was 40.. No, tomorrow is [ __ ], i'm [ __ ] scrambling dude. Our 420 show sucked. We talked about clocks. No, that's probably they probably love it. The [ __ ] stoners are gon na love that yeah they'd be like. Oh, my god that clock is so sick, yeah, [, __ ], all right, so we got ta. So after are we gon na? Do that yeah hot box? It i can't smell it on youtube. Can we just say it's not gon na be weeds. Why did you say weed? No one has said weed at all tj also. I don't know if, on the tech side that will work, i think we can tweet it out, but [ __ ]. Are you sounding like me during the case race, bro, yeah right now, yeah who's, the biggest stoner in here kyle, kyle, kyle, thrown by a million? No, it's not dude shut up. If we michelangelo can use that for the promo for the episode, because it's not airing until 4 20., but we can't put it in the episode. We can't put it in the episode, but on social like that, can be the promo to drive people to go to yeah, i think the moment's passed. I think we got to go just next year. Maybe we just, i think the only thing we can do now at this point is kyle has to do a solo, masturbation video in his room at 4, 20. yeah yeah with a grab bomb room 420. You got to stick your dick in a grav bomb. We can't do weed on youtube a gr, a gravity bomb episode would be so funny. I would have to go to the hospital editable. Nobody said it, you could walk out of the room and then come back. Okay, all right. So we should, though, do an edibles episode, yeah weed wheel, weed wheel, how you have to ingest it um in new york. I think it's illegal now right, there's been like commercials about how to feel like you've been saying that for like six years, i know i just act like it is and everywhere it is. I mean if you're white it is, it is illegal in illinois. All right go to bird dogs use promo code yak, anyone wearing bird dogs uh no, but they are great to travel again. Yup flight pants bird dogs best in the world uh go to birddogs.com promo code, yak, free bird dogs hat with your pair of bird dogs. Oh damn you'll not take these things off. I promise because i have not taken mine off. I love bird dogs. They are super super comfortable, shorts, pants joggers. The joggers are my absolute favorite. Uh also have a zipper pocket which is key. Yes, so do the shorts. Honestly, the shorts have sneaky pockets all over the place, yeah um. We need to do a wheel as well. Oh, oh yeah, [, __ ]. What time is it wet? What we got 10 minutes. I didn't bring any other clothes, it's cold! Oh i. What would be the worst possible thing in the world right now? Every yeah, oh [, __ ]. What about the boys at home? What do they have to do? Uh, owen, nothing! So i don't think they have to do anything technically, though we wouldn't have to get wet yeah. Let'S not do this tomorrow, oh you're, right, yeah, okay, if we get wet wheel right now, here's what we'll do the end of this video will be all of us standing in the sh in kyle's 420 room on 420 yeah, fully clothed in the shower yep high. As [ __ ] highest frog, that's it that's the deal. That'S the deal! That'S very fair! That'S a very fair deal! All of us in the shower, together for 24 20., we're spinning tomorrow's wheel today right, oh because we're going to spin a today wheel today too, exactly and then what happens. If we get reset, that's fine, the show ends, i think, a block just like died. We just like delete it off the face of the earth start fading. Our brains. Aren'T big enough for this type of time. Travel it's space time, it's space, time, [, __, ], it's actual physics; okay, oh [, __ ]! Don'T leave kyle alone, two things uh! Oh there's dana's house they're dana's house, two things the shower. Actually that's caitlyn. Sorry, brandon uh! Wasn'T that, like the bad brand with dana that, like uh, like brandon, was like don't don't mess with my sister or something should we get caitlyn, and i should ask for 100 bucks back? Yes, caitlyn the sell it though don't caitlin dana. She was hammered at the case race. No one hear me: no, they actually must have sound proof caleb, oh no. She was like no, no, no, no stephen your hand. Gestures are insane. Hey, caitlyn, real, quick question: it's incred! It'S crazy, um kayla's, just enjoying her life. Just laughing enjoying her enjoying everything, can i get that 100 bucks back? What'S you stole that from me yeah, you can have it back, [ __, ], she's too. Do you have it damn it never mind? Is that my apartment? I was joking, damn it you're too. Nice, if there's an atm and you have a card and yeah it's - it doesn't have to be this. What did you do because he owes me that and i need the 100 okay. You could just kyle directly, okay, what um? What was your takeaway from the case race? Do you remember remember, because you actually won the case race, it's a great time, all right great and we had to bleep out your address. I apologize for that. No, you don't apologize, you're, a star you're apologizing to people who are drunker than you, even though you were the drunkest person on the planet earth. Well, sometimes you just got. You got ta, let loose yeah. Exactly exactly! No shame in that also. We were happy that a walker did show up to the case race. Yeah yeah is brandon. Okay, he seemed a little bit down yesterday. I don't know i haven't talked to him. We always ask each of them questions about the other and they always don't know because they don't communicate. Oh yeah, i don't i don't talk to him. Should we get? Should we get his dog a leash? Yes, his dog always has a leash and he's always like walking around with the leash, but no one's ever holding the leash. Oh, that's a that's a medicine plot twist yeah someone's got ta hold the, so we need to get brandon a person to hold the leash yeah. Like a dog walker, wait. Why doesn't he just [ __ ]? Why doesn't he just tie like a cinder block to the leash, yeah or just stake in the ground? Yeah? No, the stake in the ground doesn't work he'll chew through, like he chewed through the rope or whatever he's just he's a menace. Oh man, some keys, dang yeah all right well. Thank you, katelyn! Thank you for the flight going back in time, oh yeah, when i took quite a spill, i i don't remember it my moment of need where my hip could have been shattered. You slowly faded out of the picture. That'S right! Yeah! I apologize like the matt stafford when the the lady fell off stage as a photographer, he just threw his hands up in fairness. I guess nick did as well that that was my bad looking back at the video i saw myself come on and i was like. Oh, i watched him fall. So it's not your responsibility to you know: you're, not stephen chase keeper you're, not a medic on the scene yeah. I never understood that. What am i gon na do run up and like yeah heal you are you all right. Someone get help, that's actually the biggest turn off to a woman is a klutz. Women would rather have you cheat than be klutzy. No, i'm just kidding nick went in the bathroom too. All right. Thank you, caitlyn! Thank you. She books like a [, __, ] epic. She gets it dumb, fast yeah. I mean sagged me one in minutes. Yes, really! No, she was actually ride or die for you because i was like i was like texting. I was like hey uh, no, it was in person. I said uh kyle, i think, missed this place, you're like no. He was supposed to be eight. She lied for you, hmm wow. That means a lot lying for someone. What happens if we land on lunch - or i guess, get lunch we'll get lunch forever, but then we can't eat it till tomorrow. Oh you're, right that is [ __ ], let's get soup, no! What'S what's the worst thing that would sushi some sushi yeah raw? What if kyle gets lands on finishes case? That'S tomorrow, oh yeah, it's all tomorrow. Okay, slap is gone, so take slap off, and what should we make it? It should be something and there's something bad we're making it something better wheel, just say new wheel. No, let's just do uh this. This whole loaf of bread in front of us for today, okay, perfect, it's a baguette and then going forward we'll make a new, i think, lu. I think it should just be a new wheel with, like all of the the lego. One is very funny the cleanup time yeah juan there was another one that was but bread can we hit. So we do a wheel for someone who has to hit someone with a loaf of bread. No, no. We just have to loaf to the face to the face someone said: uh, pile wheel. Loser loser had to wear something from the pile for the rest of the day, so that actually triggered that we should do pile wheel. Loser has to be like piled on the bottom of a dog yeah.