Frugal Gal Hair Style || I Be Tryin To Get Deleted

And now now come on, Miss pearly. I know somebody who, like it, no because baby look, why Miss Natalie be eating, because, yes, I run my City from the West Side big to best. I do it later Queen Louisiana, Dr Dre, the Los Angeles. This is it in 87, this that Tupac out the window open, throwing up the middle finger them. Mother wretching in my demons, yeah I'm cleaning. Now, while I set my libation, allow me to tell y'all welcome back to another Hair video away. Man, hey man. Watch Me Whip this moose into shape Hallelujah with one of these now don't be acting funny, like y'all ain't used to wear these back in the days a lot of y'all don't got too big for your own britches, a man too bougie with these new bundles and All that other stuff do not sleep on the half wig and if you've been hitting snooze wake up all right, the half wig that got you through some clutch times: hey man don't play now. Of course, y'all already know I got to swoop and Swap this hat up, y'all are gon na see me swooping, swap my edges a minute one times why? Because they are thin, amen. Okay, that's how I do my hair. You ain't got to do your own. That way, this is just to give you an idea of something you could do with this little half wig, okay, cause half wigs used to be my jam, especially in this little story, time that I'm gon na give y'all, okay, so child. This one is right around the time that I learned how to drive baby. Okay, I ain't had no license yet, but did I know how to drive abso lutely? Why? Because Grand Theft Auto was out all kind of other racing games, so I figured I had it down. Pat you understand me so baby. I decided one day because my mama used to work at the school across the street from the house and me and her had talked about this on the Dear Mama, video and baby. If you ain't seen that you need to okay, take a gander, get to know. Moms with me, okay, so anyway, so some of my friends is getting together for some back talking and they decide to call me Natalie. You ought to come kick it with us me being the crash ass dummy that I was knowing that my mama's car is outside, along with her valet key being in the drawer, where she thought I didn't know where it was, but I knew where it was because One day she said, Natalie go downstairs and warm up the car before we get ready to go so now. I know where your valet key is at okay. So me, knowing I'm a pretty safe driver, okay, I don't never get no accidents on the game. I'Ll, never wreck, no, nothing like that I'll, never bump into nothing. I'M all right! Okay, and let me explain to you first of all how I learned how to drive. I had a friend Robert Robert took me on the Las Vegas freeway Robert took me on the Las Vegas freeway, the I-15, to be exact in the middle of rush hour, and he pulled that car over to the shoulder got out and said. Come back and get me and do not tap my up baby. That is how I learned how to drive. Okay. That is how I learned how to actually physically drive a car, and I think that was my first and last lesson before I just told my mom Grandma to drive okay, she would let me take the car like going to the corner store little like that. You know be right back now. Let me explain to you the type of car my mama had child okay. Oh, I was getting my C Leon right there and then my mouth was white. It'D always be something when I'd be trying to do the voiceover anyway Channel. So my mama had a purple Plymouth van cue picture. Just to give him the idea baby, we used to call her Miss grape okay, we used to call this van Miss grape now mind you. I at the time was probably five foot: two okay, because I'm five foot three and a half now I'm gon na give myself a half, because that's my business all right. I was probably about five foot two at the time child, so I got to literally sit in the goddamn speedometer. I got to kiss the gas gauge okay in order to be able to comfortably drive this van. That has a step stool that you got ta use to get into the car. Okay, it's attached to the car, so y'all, please don't think we'd be coming outside with no little box and a little stool. Okay, follow me here. So the van has the steps to already violation number goddamn, one a because you do not have the strength that it requires, if anything should happen to recover this big ass van fast, why you ain't, no driver, hmm, But my frontal lobe was not developed, amen. Y'All know about the frontal lobe we had already done talked about the frontal load before my frontal lobe was not developed, so I knew deep down in my mind because I can get on these Fast and Furious games on PlayStation one or two, and I can say It down - I already know, I'm a pro with this so baby, I'm on my goddamn way to the function, I'm on my way, child. I Got the Music Up loud. Everything like I'm, not driving in a Plymouth van. That'S deep, plum: purple, hey man driving in this van see a pothole now this is before I had any idea about potholes and not to hit them the way that you're supposed to ate all that other okay, I taste the pothole boom whole ass of the van Hits the goddamn ground, but do I care absolutely not why? Because this ain't, my my frontal lobe, wasn't developed. Okay, y'all know, don't nobody respect my Artistry say hey to Mike all right all right. They can't hear you baby go ahead on the walk about him. So baby, when I say I text this goddamn bump drops the whole ass of the goddamn license plate Straight to Hell. Okay, I keep riding why I got the music up. I ain't heard no, nothing get to the function functioning mind you. My mama works at the school Lacross, the street for anybody that is aware of the West side and if you know, J Street okay, if you know where J Street is, if you know what a Jets are, if you know what Villa capris or Villa Capri is Where we stayed, those are the projects darling right across the street is Matt Kelly, Elementary School okay, directly out of the gate to the point to where my mama didn't even take her car around the corner, because she ain't gon na be tied too tired to walk From around the school okay, she ain't gon na be too tired to walk from around the school to come on through the gate, come up the stairs and go in the house. I drive to the mailbox okay. When I stay in the apartment I drove to the mailbox I put my trash on the top of the car drove to the garbage can all right. I wasn't doing no walking. If I worked right around the corner from the house, I'd have drove right around the corner from the goddamn house. Why? Because that's my business? Okay, that's just that's how I am all right, especially back then baby I was lay Zee. I put the l, a z in lazy. You understand me so anyhow, I go function so you know you got to show out when you getting ready to pull off, because everybody is dispersing at this point and I got about an hour and a half before my mama get off work as I'm coming down. The street Chad. This is why a lot of times nowadays in my in my adulthood, I will turn that radio off just to listen to the car. Okay, especially the fact that I, like cash cars, I do not like having a car note so nine times out of ten you gon na have to fix some on that. So you need to know if you need to get an oil change and it's a little bit too early, because you hear that little ratty look. Okay, let me go get a little quart of oil and put it in there. You need to know that your timing belt is slipping all right. You need to know that your transmission is not switching get y'all, not following me here, hey man, you need to know when your transmission is slipping. Do you understand what I'm saying? Do you understand what I'm saying to you? You need to understand if you low on power stirring fluid he he I was raised by my goddamn granddaddy. You understand me. Sometimes you got to cut that radio off to listen to the cop baby. I cut that radio off coming down Simmons, and that was right when the RTC was the only thing over. There wasn't else over there, but the ROTC, the RTC building huh, that's the bus station and now that ain't, where you could get on the bus. That was that was the depot, that's where they cleaned them and everything they turned them in for the night. It wasn't over there, but six Portables and a little building with a bunch of buses. That'S how long ago the happened baby when I say I'm coming down. Simmons there's another pothole off to the side of the street. That'S what the car sounded like when I hit that. Why? Because since I had less the goddamn function, the rim was outside of the tire you know. Sometimes you don't sit back and just wonder about the will and and the mercy of God the rim was on the outside of the tire. Since I was on my way to the function, you want to say friends how many of us have them who, in the have told me that you got sparks coming out the bottom of this car, when I had the skirt off cause, you got to show out, Like you're, not in a Plymouth van right here, I'm showing y'all, where I tuck my hair. If you got short hair like me, baby just tuck it up under that wig. You see that you ain't got to worry about doing no wrap around you. Ain'T got to worry about pulling from side to side tuck that little piece of hat down there and I promise you all you'll be able to see - is rubber band baby anyway back into the story. So when I hear the dagger I got to get this car to the house, so I took because when I hit the second bump, I don't knock the tire completely off the rim. By completely I mean completely, there is no meat on the rim. You hear what I just said. Let me rewind back for those of y'all that that didn't that missed the beginning, I stole my mama's car with her key. While she was at work across the street. What the was I thinking huh that frontal lobe baby. When I tell you that frontal lobe is something heavy, I want you to listen to it with your spirit. Sometimes y'all be looking at these kids like what the what made you do, that that frontal lobe and develop the same made me take Linda Faker and you know, what's crazy, I got ass whoopings huh. I got ass whoopings religious ass. Well, I got ass whoopings. I didn't get to talking to. We ain't never did no time out. I didn't have to do squats in the corner. I ain't do no go to your room if you got to go to your room, it's in preparance for an ass whooping, so I don't know why I used to test Linda faith in such a manner because this ain't, the first time I stole her goddamn car And the sad part is the second time I got called. You know what that may be another story time or I may be able to slide it in here, because this video a little lengthy, but I get by West Middle School before I noticed the car is not only sparking, but it's smoking too baby. I parked that car over there at West Middle School and I sit there and immediately. I start crying. Why? Because it has taken me about 15 to 20 minutes to get over here. I have an hour and 15 minutes to get my mama's car fixed or back to that house to settle into the ass whooping that I'm gon na get okay. So what did I do? I worked. I hustled. I had a savings account the last 239 dollars that I had in that savings account. Ah, first of all, I don't know what the I'm doing. I cannot call her insurance because I don't know what to do about no insurance so baby. I called the tow truck company. I called the tow truck company. The way I was profusely crying, the man down there now baby right here hold on, got ta interrupt because I wasn't feeling the hair I was trying to cam, but I really could not at first because, like I told y'all in the goddamn Vlog, it was too At first and then I did I'm not used to this curl pattern, but you already know a made. It work so shock value. I already told you real yeah. It worked out, but anyway back to the story, so this man sees me profusely, crying perfect, balling my eyes out, so he say well what happened! I don't have time to talk to you about what happened, because now we are down to probably a little over an hour and probably about an hour and five minutes, I would say, Linda Faye is at work, two minutes away from the house. So the first thing she gon na notice when she come through the gate is that this cargo baby we got to go ahead on and get a move on it. He said: okay, I'm not going to charge you. He said, I'm not going to tell you because that's gon na take more time. I'M gon na put a spare on here. Huh, I'm gon na put a spare on here. Let me tell you how that the favor of God glory glory favor everything if you're listening right now look to your neighbor or in your mirror, look in your hand on your cell phone and say favor when I say that man said: do you have a spare Tire, I don't know nothing about no spare tire, I don't know where the a spare tire would be. I don't know how to get it. I don't know how to get to it. I stole this car, sir. My spirit want to tell him so bad sir. I stole my mama because I think he knew okay. He looked like somebody daddy, so I think he knew. I think he oh wait a minute get into me, though get into me smile show Thief: Schulte! Okay, now we back to me looking hobby looking child and Party by day conservative by night, um Hood read by day classy sassy by now uh anyway, back to the store, so he finds the spare tire on the car, because this is his job. So he knows by Grace God my mama had a spare. I got two tire shops that I can go to and make it back to the house in enough time, because by the time he put the spare tire on there we are now working with about 40 minutes or less. I go to one Mexican place. They do not have my mama's Rim. Why? Because I have rolled up the entire street with this rim on the ground. I have drove driven, Drive, drove drove several miles on this Rim, baby that Rim, woe down you understand me. I go to another tire shop by the grace of God. They have the same Plymouth in the back just waiting for absolutely nothing. The owners ain't never came and got it, but what I need on there's that rim, what I need on that is that Rim, sir. How much would you charge me for a new tire in that rim? When I tell you this bastard said I'm gon na charge you a hundred and ninety dollars, mind you. I had to pay the goddamn tow truck man for even coming out there and changing the tire, so I had to overdraft my goddamn account in order to pay this man to take this tire off this Plymouth and give it to me. I put the money in there so now I get the tire back on. I got 15 minutes to get home. He puts the tire on right here. Y'All see me cutting off these scraggly hairs. Do not throw these wigs away all the time real, quick. They synthetic baby - this is gon na happen when they cashmere up, you cut it the off huh when they get a little Sweater Weather cut it off, because, as you can see, this is actually the same day. This is just night time versus daytime because I wanted to be a new, so this is nighttime birthday time and that quick. This wig sends the up like that because of the curl pattern, child it's synthetic, but when I tell you imma get all of my 29.99. The up out of it y'all may see another video with two more hairstyles. With this don't judge me, you understand me just watch the goddamn video back into the story baby. Now I ain't got no gas in the car, can't make it look like I done been anywhere because I stole the car okay. I guess the gas so mind you in order to get the gas. What I got to do overdraft my account again overdraft my account again, so all in all me attempting to go. Kick it with a bunch of that. Probably ain't, never with me in real goddamn life cost me about four hundred dollars after you get into fees and huh thirty five dollars a pop, and I don't have to overdrawn, had to bust myself over the goddamn head trying to hang out. You know what I almost got mad again: growth, amen, growth and the up part was the rim that they gave me was dirty right, so I got ta clean the goddamn Rim. In order for me to clean the rim, I have to clean the whole car and when my when I tell you, I believe my mama has been a secret spot all of my goddamn life, anything that I do and now that I didn't got older. I can see it now because whenever Mike do something around here, he'd be like how the do you know. I broke that how the did you know. I did this, how the did you I know my I can tell if it's a glass movement, because it's normally 12 glasses right here now. This glass is too small because it don't coincide with these other glasses over here. So a glass done been put here to replace a glass that glass got to be broke cause. I looked in the cabinet, the glass ain't that a glass ain't in the sink and it ain't in the dish. Rack huh! That'S how I know I know good God. Damn well, if I said something down right here, because you ain't gon na clean the dust up, nothing collect it around it. I can tell when it done been messed with. I fixed that mailbox, so I can tell if it'd be messed with you understand. I get it now, so I have to get the car washed. Now I get the car wash. I got five minutes. As I see my mama coming out the school I'm pulling into the gate, cuts the car off pray to God. She don't got nowhere to go. Why? Because the car hot I've been floating that across Las Vegas, trying to hurry up and get that car back? My mama comes upstairs in the house and she said well. I appreciate the fact that you wash my car when you stole it and thank you for putting gas in the I could have died. I could have died a horrible death, but right now you can live for this hello. These stories in real quick. I love y'all